1 00:00:00,156 --> 00:00:03,076 SINCE WHEN DO YOU TAKE NAPS IN THAT POSITION? 2 00:00:05,078 --> 00:00:06,955 GOD, MONICA, SAY YOU WERE WAITING FOR A GUY. 3 00:00:07,038 --> 00:00:08,623 PLEASE SAY YOU WERE WAITING FOR A GUY. 4 00:00:08,706 --> 00:00:10,000 YES. YES, I WAS. 5 00:00:10,083 --> 00:00:11,335 A GUY. 6 00:00:11,418 --> 00:00:13,170 FROM WORK. 7 00:00:13,253 --> 00:00:15,172 I'M SEEING A GUY FROM WORK! 8 00:00:15,255 --> 00:00:16,548 HA! 9 00:00:16,631 --> 00:00:19,343 OH, THAT CUTE WAITER GUY FROM YOUR RESTAURANT. 10 00:00:19,426 --> 00:00:22,595 THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A NONTHREATENING RAY LIOTTA? 11 00:00:22,678 --> 00:00:24,181 UH-HUH! THAT ONE. 12 00:00:24,264 --> 00:00:25,598 YOU KNOW WHAT? 13 00:00:25,681 --> 00:00:27,851 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, I'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 14 00:00:27,934 --> 00:00:29,478 I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB A JACKET. 15 00:00:29,561 --> 00:00:33,648 WHEN I GET BACK, I WANT EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. 16 00:00:36,443 --> 00:00:37,694 MAYBE THAT'S HIM. 17 00:00:37,777 --> 00:00:38,820 OKAY, UM… 18 00:00:38,903 --> 00:00:40,947 OKAY, UM… 19 00:00:42,282 --> 00:00:44,784 IT'S JUST JOEY AND ROSS. 20 00:00:44,867 --> 00:00:46,370 WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS AT THE MOVIE? 21 00:00:46,453 --> 00:00:48,621 WE WERE, BUT ROSS WAS TALKING SO LOUD ON HIS PHONE 22 00:00:48,704 --> 00:00:49,998 THEY THREW US OUT. 23 00:00:50,081 --> 00:00:53,627 I HAD TO TALK LOUD BECAUSE THE MOVIE WAS LOUD. 24 00:00:54,877 --> 00:00:56,129 HE'S TALKING TO LONDON. 25 00:00:56,212 --> 00:00:57,464 OH, MY GOD! 26 00:00:57,547 --> 00:00:58,965 DID HE GET IN TOUCH WITH EMILY? 27 00:00:59,048 --> 00:01:00,384 WELL, NO. NOT YET. 28 00:01:00,467 --> 00:01:02,177 HE'S CALLING EVERYONE ON HER SIDE OF THE FAMILY 29 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:04,637 HOPING THAT SOMEONE WILL HELP HIM GET IN TOUCH WITH HER. 30 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,974 I DON'T CARE IF I SAID SOME OTHER GIRL'S NAME 31 00:01:08,057 --> 00:01:09,935 YOU PRISSY OLD TWIT! 32 00:01:10,018 --> 00:01:11,478 HEY, ROSS. 33 00:01:11,561 --> 00:01:14,272 WAY TO SUCK UP TO THE FAMILY. 34 00:01:15,898 --> 00:01:17,859 AH… AH… 35 00:01:20,654 --> 00:01:23,073 I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE ALL HERE. 36 00:01:23,156 --> 00:01:26,493 MY OFFICE FINALLY GOT WRINKLE-FREE FAX PAPER! 37 00:02:16,209 --> 00:02:18,253 NO, NO, NO. HEY. 38 00:02:18,336 --> 00:02:21,214 VOMIT TUX. NO, NO. VOMIT TUX. 39 00:02:21,297 --> 00:02:23,342 DON'T WORRY. I HAD IT DRY-CLEANED. 40 00:02:23,425 --> 00:02:24,675 VOMIT TUX? 41 00:02:24,758 --> 00:02:26,345 WHO VOMITED ON… 42 00:02:26,428 --> 00:02:27,887 YOU KNOW WHAT? 43 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:30,390 WHAT YOU UP TO, JOE? 44 00:02:30,473 --> 00:02:33,560 WELL, THEY'RE DOING THIS TELETHON THING ON TV 45 00:02:33,643 --> 00:02:36,062 AND MY AGENT GOT ME A JOB AS COHOST. 46 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:37,772 OH, THAT'S GREAT! 47 00:02:37,855 --> 00:02:42,194 A LITTLE GOOD DEED FOR PBS, PLUS SOME TV EXPOSURE. 48 00:02:42,277 --> 00:02:46,281 NOW, THAT'S THE KIND OF MATH JOEY LIKES TO DO. 49 00:02:46,364 --> 00:02:48,617 YUCK! PBS. 50 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:49,909 WHAT'S WRONG WITH PBS? 51 00:02:49,992 --> 00:02:51,661 WHAT'S RIGHT WITH THEM? 52 00:02:53,079 --> 00:02:54,914 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE PBS, PHEEBS? 53 00:02:54,997 --> 00:02:57,334 OKAY, 'CAUSE RIGHT AFTER MY MOM KILLED HERSELF 54 00:02:57,417 --> 00:03:00,503 I WAS JUST IN THIS REALLY BAD PLACE, YOU KNOW, PERSONALLY. 55 00:03:02,631 --> 00:03:05,091 I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER 56 00:03:05,174 --> 00:03:06,593 IF I WROTE TO SESAME STREET 57 00:03:06,676 --> 00:03:09,095 'CAUSE THEY WERE SO NICE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID. 58 00:03:09,178 --> 00:03:10,681 NO ONE EVER WROTE BACK. 59 00:03:10,764 --> 00:03:13,850 WELL, YOU KNOW A LOT OF THOSE MUPPETS DON'T HAVE THUMBS. 60 00:03:13,933 --> 00:03:16,562 ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY KEY CHAIN 61 00:03:16,645 --> 00:03:19,898 AND BY THAT TIME, I WAS LIVING IN A BOX. 62 00:03:19,981 --> 00:03:21,692 I DIDN'T HAVE KEYS. 63 00:03:21,775 --> 00:03:22,734 I'M SORRY, PHEEBS. 64 00:03:22,817 --> 00:03:23,985 I JUST, YOU KNOW 65 00:03:24,068 --> 00:03:26,029 I JUST WANTED TO DO A GOOD DEED LIKE… 66 00:03:26,112 --> 00:03:27,614 LIKE YOU DID WITH THE BABIES. 67 00:03:27,697 --> 00:03:28,990 THIS ISN'T A GOOD DEED. 68 00:03:29,073 --> 00:03:30,617 YOU JUST WANT TO GET ON TV. 69 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,118 THIS IS TOTALLY SELFISH. 70 00:03:32,201 --> 00:03:33,662 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 71 00:03:33,745 --> 00:03:36,665 WHAT ABOUT YOU HAVING THOSE BABIES FOR YOUR BROTHER? 72 00:03:36,748 --> 00:03:38,166 TALK ABOUT SELFISH. 73 00:03:38,249 --> 00:03:41,878 WHAT… WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 74 00:03:41,961 --> 00:03:43,422 IT WAS A REALLY NICE THING AND ALL 75 00:03:43,505 --> 00:03:45,298 BUT IT MADE YOU FEEL REALLY GOOD, RIGHT? 76 00:03:45,381 --> 00:03:46,841 YEAH. SO? 77 00:03:46,924 --> 00:03:50,303 WELL, IT MADE YOU FEEL GOOD, SO THAT MAKES IT SELFISH. 78 00:03:50,386 --> 00:03:53,306 LOOK, THERE'S NO UNSELFISH GOOD DEEDS. SORRY. 79 00:03:53,389 --> 00:03:54,683 YES, THERE ARE. 80 00:03:54,766 --> 00:03:57,269 THERE ARE TOTALLY GOOD DEEDS THAT ARE SELFLESS. 81 00:03:57,352 --> 00:03:59,312 WELL, MAY I ASK FOR ONE EXAMPLE? 82 00:03:59,395 --> 00:04:02,357 YEAH, IT'S… YOU KNOW… THERE'S… 83 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,359 NO, YOU MAY NOT. 84 00:04:04,442 --> 00:04:08,321 THAT'S BECAUSE ALL PEOPLE ARE SELFISH. 85 00:04:08,404 --> 00:04:11,157 ARE YOU CALLING ME SELFISH? 86 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,952 ARE YOU CALLING YOU PEOPLE? 87 00:04:14,035 --> 00:04:15,161 YEAH. WELL… 88 00:04:15,244 --> 00:04:17,247 SORRY TO BURST THAT BUBBLE, PHEEBS 89 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:19,832 BUT SELFLESS GOOD DEEDS DON'T EXIST, OKAY? 90 00:04:19,915 --> 00:04:22,544 AND YOU KNOW THE DEAL ON SANTA CLAUS, RIGHT? 91 00:04:22,627 --> 00:04:25,714 I'M GOING TO FIND A SELFLESS GOOD DEED. 92 00:04:25,797 --> 00:04:28,924 I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU, YOU EVIL GENIUS. 93 00:04:30,426 --> 00:04:32,095 HELLO? 94 00:04:32,178 --> 00:04:33,597 HELLO, ROSS? 95 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,682 EMILY? EM… OH, MY GOD! 96 00:04:35,765 --> 00:04:37,016 OH, MY GOD, IT'S EMILY! 97 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:38,351 IT'S EMILY, EVERYONE! 98 00:04:38,434 --> 00:04:39,769 SHH! SHH! 99 00:04:41,979 --> 00:04:43,022 HI. 100 00:04:43,105 --> 00:04:44,399 ROSS, I'M ONLY RINGING 101 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:46,943 TO SAY STOP HARASSING MY RELATIVES. GOOD-BYE. 102 00:04:47,026 --> 00:04:48,528 NO. WAIT, WAIT. LOOK. OKAY, OKAY. 103 00:04:48,611 --> 00:04:50,822 YOU CAN HANG UP, BUT I'M GOING TO KEEP CALLING. 104 00:04:50,905 --> 00:04:52,574 I'M GOING TO CALL EVERYONE IN ENGLAND 105 00:04:52,657 --> 00:04:54,993 IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO TALK TO ME. 106 00:04:55,076 --> 00:04:56,869 REALLY? ABOUT WHAT? 107 00:04:56,952 --> 00:04:58,204 LOOK, YOU'RE MY WIFE. 108 00:04:58,287 --> 00:05:00,373 WE'RE… WE'RE MARRIED, YOU KNOW. 109 00:05:00,456 --> 00:05:01,708 I… I LOVE YOU. I… 110 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:03,459 I really miss you. 111 00:05:05,294 --> 00:05:07,046 I MISS YOU, TOO. 112 00:05:07,129 --> 00:05:09,466 Well, at least I think I do. 113 00:05:09,549 --> 00:05:11,050 SHE'S TALKING. 114 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:13,135 All YEA! 115 00:05:15,638 --> 00:05:17,056 HEY, JOEY, WHEN 116 00:05:17,139 --> 00:05:19,976 YOU SAID THE DEAL WITH SANTA CLAUS, YOU MEANT… 117 00:05:20,059 --> 00:05:21,561 THAT HE DOESN'T EXIST. 118 00:05:21,644 --> 00:05:23,145 RIGHT. 119 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:29,361 SO, CHANDLER, HAVE YOU HEARD 120 00:05:29,444 --> 00:05:31,321 ABOUT MONICA'S SECRET BOYFRIEND? 121 00:05:31,404 --> 00:05:32,781 UH… YEAH. SHE, UH… 122 00:05:32,864 --> 00:05:35,450 SHE, UH… SHE MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED HIM. YEAH. 123 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:36,993 SO, MON 124 00:05:37,076 --> 00:05:40,497 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO MEET THIS NEW SECRET WAITER MAN? 125 00:05:40,580 --> 00:05:41,872 OH, HE'S REALLY SHY. 126 00:05:41,955 --> 00:05:43,916 I DON'T THINK HE'S UP TO MEETING EVERYONE YET. 127 00:05:43,999 --> 00:05:46,877 YEAH, I DON'T THINK HE'S UP TO MEETING EVERYONE YET. 128 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,463 I DON'T CARE. 129 00:05:48,546 --> 00:05:51,090 I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY WHO'S THE BEST SEX SHE EVER HAD. 130 00:05:51,173 --> 00:05:53,259 REALLY? 131 00:05:54,928 --> 00:05:56,429 THAT'S WHAT YOU HEARD? 132 00:05:56,512 --> 00:05:58,014 YOU SAID THAT? 133 00:05:58,097 --> 00:05:59,724 I MIGHT HAVE SAID THAT. 134 00:06:02,685 --> 00:06:04,312 WHY IS THAT FUNNY? 135 00:06:04,395 --> 00:06:05,772 BECAUSE I'M VERY 136 00:06:05,855 --> 00:06:07,982 HAPPY FOR HIM. 137 00:06:08,065 --> 00:06:10,860 AND YOU, YOU LUCKY DOG. 138 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:13,488 HI. 139 00:06:13,571 --> 00:06:14,947 HEY. HI. 140 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:17,283 WELL, EMILY'S WILLING TO WORK ON THE RELATIONSHIP. 141 00:06:17,366 --> 00:06:18,744 THAT'S GREAT! 142 00:06:18,827 --> 00:06:19,952 IN LONDON. 143 00:06:20,035 --> 00:06:21,120 WHAT? 144 00:06:21,203 --> 00:06:23,039 SHE WANTS ME TO MOVE TO LONDON. 145 00:06:23,122 --> 00:06:24,332 BUT YOU LIVE HERE. 146 00:06:27,543 --> 00:06:29,713 YOU KNOW THAT. 147 00:06:29,796 --> 00:06:32,298 WHAT… WHAT… WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 148 00:06:32,381 --> 00:06:35,260 I BET IF I TALKED TO CAROL AND SUSAN 149 00:06:35,343 --> 00:06:39,305 I COULD CONVINCE THEM TO MOVE TO LONDON WITH BEN. 150 00:06:39,388 --> 00:06:41,683 YEAH. I'M SURE YOUR EX-WIFE WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY 151 00:06:41,766 --> 00:06:43,226 TO MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY 152 00:06:43,309 --> 00:06:45,353 SO YOU CAN PATCH THINGS UP WITH YOUR NEW WIFE. 153 00:06:47,229 --> 00:06:49,231 IT COULD HAPPEN. 154 00:06:54,153 --> 00:06:55,405 HOW YOU DOING? 155 00:06:55,488 --> 00:06:56,740 WELCOME. 156 00:06:56,823 --> 00:06:58,324 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 157 00:06:58,407 --> 00:07:00,034 THIS WILL BE YOUR PHONE. 158 00:07:03,412 --> 00:07:05,248 THAT'S GREAT, BUT, UH… 159 00:07:05,331 --> 00:07:08,418 I'M NOT REALLY EXPECTING A LOT OF CALLS. 160 00:07:08,501 --> 00:07:11,087 NO, YOU ANSWER IT AND TAKE PLEDGES. 161 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:12,505 BUT I'M THE HOST. 162 00:07:12,588 --> 00:07:14,883 NO, GARY COLLINS IS THE HOST. 163 00:07:14,966 --> 00:07:17,260 YOU'LL BE ANSWERING THE PHONE. 164 00:07:17,343 --> 00:07:19,638 YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. 165 00:07:19,721 --> 00:07:22,014 SEE, I WAS DR. DRAKE RAMORAY. 166 00:07:22,097 --> 00:07:24,767 WELL, HERE'S YOUR PHONE, DOCTOR. 167 00:07:27,311 --> 00:07:28,772 I CANNOT BELIEVE I CAN'T FIND 168 00:07:28,855 --> 00:07:29,898 A SELFLESS GOOD DEED. 169 00:07:29,981 --> 00:07:31,399 YOU KNOW THAT REALLY OLD GUY 170 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:32,901 THAT LIVES NEXT DOOR TO ME? 171 00:07:32,984 --> 00:07:36,195 WELL, I SNUCK OVER THERE AND RAKED UP ALL THE LEAVES 172 00:07:36,278 --> 00:07:38,531 ON HIS FRONT STOOP, BUT HE CAUGHT ME 173 00:07:38,614 --> 00:07:40,867 AND FORCE-FED ME CIDER AND COOKIES. 174 00:07:42,535 --> 00:07:44,579 THEN I FELT WONDERFUL. 175 00:07:44,662 --> 00:07:46,247 THAT OLD JACKASS. 176 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:48,040 YOU KNOW, MAYBE JOEY'S RIGHT. 177 00:07:48,123 --> 00:07:50,084 MAYBE ALL GOOD DEEDS ARE SELFISH. 178 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:52,003 I WILL FIND A SELFLESS GOOD DEED 179 00:07:52,086 --> 00:07:54,589 BECAUSE I JUST GAVE BIRTH TO THREE CHILDREN 180 00:07:54,672 --> 00:07:56,549 AND I WILL NOT LET THEM BE RAISED 181 00:07:56,632 --> 00:07:58,510 IN A WORLD WHERE JOEY IS RIGHT. 182 00:07:58,593 --> 00:07:59,761 HEY, MONICA? 183 00:07:59,844 --> 00:08:01,638 CAN I ASK YOU A COOKING QUESTION? 184 00:08:01,721 --> 00:08:02,973 SURE. 185 00:08:03,056 --> 00:08:04,808 IF YOU'RE COOKING ON THE STOVE 186 00:08:04,891 --> 00:08:07,393 DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOUR NEW SECRET BOYFRIEND 187 00:08:07,476 --> 00:08:09,270 IS BETTER IN BED THAN RICHARD? 188 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:12,147 CHANDLER! 189 00:08:13,482 --> 00:08:15,234 IS HE? 190 00:08:16,444 --> 00:08:17,612 LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? 191 00:08:17,695 --> 00:08:19,489 I THINK I'M GOING TO RESPECT THE PRIVACY 192 00:08:19,572 --> 00:08:20,949 OF MY NEW SECRET BOYFRIEND. 193 00:08:21,032 --> 00:08:22,825 WHY? 194 00:08:24,827 --> 00:08:26,371 I MEAN IF THIS GUY WAS ME 195 00:08:26,454 --> 00:08:28,080 AND IT WAS ME WHO WOULD LEARN 196 00:08:28,163 --> 00:08:30,917 THAT IT WAS ME THAT WAS THE BEST YOU'D EVER HAD 197 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,418 I'D BE GOING LIKE THIS. 198 00:08:42,511 --> 00:08:43,680 ALL RIGHT, EMILY 199 00:08:43,763 --> 00:08:45,473 AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU 200 00:08:45,556 --> 00:08:49,435 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T MOVE TO LONDON WITHOUT BEN. 201 00:08:49,518 --> 00:08:52,522 I UNDERSTAND THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT. 202 00:08:52,605 --> 00:08:54,357 WOULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER MOVING HERE? 203 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,442 I MEAN, YOU WERE GOING TO MOVE HERE ANYWAY. 204 00:08:56,525 --> 00:08:58,611 Why can't you just do that? 205 00:08:58,694 --> 00:09:01,113 OH, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST… 206 00:09:01,196 --> 00:09:03,199 O-OKAY, OKAY, BUT I KNOW 207 00:09:03,282 --> 00:09:07,954 THAT EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN A COMPLETE IDIOT UP TILL NOW 208 00:09:08,037 --> 00:09:10,122 Y-YOU HAVE TO COME HERE. 209 00:09:10,205 --> 00:09:13,417 You have to, so we can work this out together. 210 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:15,795 ALL RIGHT. 211 00:09:15,878 --> 00:09:16,963 A-ALL RIGHT? 212 00:09:17,046 --> 00:09:18,548 DID YOU JUST SAY ALL RIGHT? 213 00:09:18,631 --> 00:09:21,300 I DID. NOW I'M THE IDIOT. 214 00:09:21,383 --> 00:09:23,636 OH, EMILY, THAT IS SO GREAT! 215 00:09:23,719 --> 00:09:25,055 It's going to be so great! 216 00:09:25,138 --> 00:09:29,224 WE'RE GOING TO BE LIKE, LIKE TWO IDIOTS IN LOVE! 217 00:09:32,728 --> 00:09:35,690 ROSS, THERE'S ONE THING THAT REALLY SCARES ME STILL. 218 00:09:35,773 --> 00:09:36,983 YES, TELL ME. 219 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:38,359 You have to understand 220 00:09:38,442 --> 00:09:41,153 HOW HUMILIATING IT WAS FOR ME UP ON THAT ALTAR 221 00:09:41,236 --> 00:09:43,823 IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY, ALL MY FRIENDS. 222 00:09:43,906 --> 00:09:46,993 I KNOW. I AM… I AM SO SORRY. 223 00:09:47,076 --> 00:09:50,162 AND THEN, AFTER DECIDING TO FORGIVE YOU 224 00:09:50,245 --> 00:09:54,626 SEEING YOU AT THE AIRPORT, CATCHING OUR PLANE WITH HER. 225 00:09:54,709 --> 00:09:57,753 AGAIN, VERY SORRY. 226 00:09:59,338 --> 00:10:02,133 I MEAN, I CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HER. 227 00:10:02,216 --> 00:10:04,510 IT DRIVES ME MAD JUST THINKING OF YOU 228 00:10:04,593 --> 00:10:06,471 BEING IN THE SAME ROOM AS HER. 229 00:10:06,554 --> 00:10:10,934 EMILY, THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN RACHEL AND ME. 230 00:10:11,017 --> 00:10:15,229 Okay? I love you. 231 00:10:15,312 --> 00:10:17,482 ALL RIGHT. 232 00:10:17,565 --> 00:10:21,486 I'LL COME TO NEW YORK, AND WE'LL TRY TO MAKE THIS WORK. 233 00:10:21,569 --> 00:10:23,113 AH, THAT IS SO GREAT! THAT'S… 234 00:10:23,196 --> 00:10:26,991 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SEE RACHEL ANYMORE. 235 00:10:34,248 --> 00:10:35,416 …SO I ASKED EMILY 236 00:10:35,499 --> 00:10:37,209 IF SHE WOULD COME TO NEW YORK 237 00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:39,378 AND SHE SAID YES. 238 00:10:39,461 --> 00:10:40,630 YES! 239 00:10:40,713 --> 00:10:41,965 NO, NO, NO. 240 00:10:42,048 --> 00:10:46,177 ONLY IF I PROMISED NEVER TO SEE RACHEL AGAIN. 241 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:47,846 WHAT? YOU CAN'T… 242 00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:49,097 WHAT DID YOU TELL HER? 243 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:51,349 I TOLD HER I'D HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 244 00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,893 I MEAN, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE 245 00:10:53,976 --> 00:10:55,728 THIS KIND OF A DECISION? 246 00:10:55,811 --> 00:10:58,231 I'M ACTUALLY ASKING YOU. 247 00:10:59,732 --> 00:11:01,609 WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST NOT SEE RACHEL ANYMORE. 248 00:11:01,692 --> 00:11:02,944 SHE'S ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS. 249 00:11:03,027 --> 00:11:04,654 YEAH, BUT HE 250 00:11:04,737 --> 00:11:06,531 CANNOT NOT SEE EMILY. THAT'S HIS WIFE. 251 00:11:06,614 --> 00:11:07,949 YEAH. RIGHT ON. THAT'S TRUE. 252 00:11:08,032 --> 00:11:09,868 YEAH, BUT 253 00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:11,995 YOU'VE KNOWN RACHEL SINCE HIGH SCHOOL 254 00:11:12,078 --> 00:11:14,622 AND YOU CANNOT JUST CUT HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE. 255 00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:16,206 NO, YOU CANNOT. THAT'S TRUE. 256 00:11:16,289 --> 00:11:17,458 THANKS FOR THE HELP. 257 00:11:17,541 --> 00:11:19,210 PROBLEM SOLVED. 258 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:24,883 HELLO. 259 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:25,884 HEY, MON. 260 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:26,968 Oh, hey, Joe. 261 00:11:27,051 --> 00:11:29,012 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE ON TV? 262 00:11:29,095 --> 00:11:32,473 SEE, THERE WAS KIND OF A MIX-UP IN MY AGENT'S OFFICE 263 00:11:32,556 --> 00:11:36,186 BUT I'M STILL ON TV AND THAT'S GOOD EXPOSURE. 264 00:11:36,269 --> 00:11:37,979 YOU'RE NOT ON TV. 265 00:11:38,062 --> 00:11:39,564 UH, OKAY. 266 00:11:39,647 --> 00:11:43,484 HOW… HOW ABOUT NOW? 267 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,862 OH… 268 00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,613 YEAH! THERE HE IS! 269 00:11:47,696 --> 00:11:50,491 Hello, New York. 270 00:11:50,574 --> 00:11:53,703 Maybe you just like want to put the whole duck in there. 271 00:11:53,786 --> 00:11:54,996 Who cares? You know? 272 00:11:55,079 --> 00:11:56,246 Now, I got the legs… 273 00:11:56,329 --> 00:11:57,706 OH! OH! 274 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:02,545 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU GUYS 275 00:12:02,628 --> 00:12:05,715 TO NEVER WATCH THE COOKING CHANNEL. 276 00:12:05,798 --> 00:12:07,425 HI, CHANDLER. 277 00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:08,843 HEY. 278 00:12:08,926 --> 00:12:09,928 I NEED THAT BROILING PAN 279 00:12:10,011 --> 00:12:11,261 THAT JOEY BORROWED THE OTHER DAY. 280 00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:12,346 OH, THAT WAS YOURS? 281 00:12:12,429 --> 00:12:14,015 MM-HMM. 282 00:12:14,098 --> 00:12:17,810 YEAH, WE USED IT WHEN THE DUCK WAS THROWING UP CATERPILLARS. 283 00:12:17,893 --> 00:12:20,980 WILLIAMS-SONOMA, FALL CATALOG, PAGE 27. 284 00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:22,815 EXPECT IT IN FOUR TO SIX WEEKS. 285 00:12:23,983 --> 00:12:25,902 UM, HEY, UH, JOEY'S GOING TO BE 286 00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:28,696 AT THE TELETHON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, AND… 287 00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:31,199 WE HAVE THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES. 288 00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:32,825 YEAH? SO? 289 00:12:32,908 --> 00:12:36,621 WELL, I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO BOOK SOME TIME 290 00:12:36,704 --> 00:12:38,706 WITH THE BEST YOU'VE EVER HAD. 291 00:12:38,789 --> 00:12:40,833 YOU KNOW WHAT, CHAMP? 292 00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:42,585 I THINK I'LL PASS. 293 00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:43,878 WHY? 294 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:45,087 WHY? 295 00:12:58,184 --> 00:12:59,601 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 296 00:13:03,522 --> 00:13:07,068 PBS TELETHON. 297 00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:09,654 HEY, JOEY, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW 298 00:13:09,737 --> 00:13:11,823 THAT I FOUND A SELFLESS GOOD DEED. 299 00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:14,993 I WENT DOWN TO THE PARK AND I LET A BEE STING ME. 300 00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:17,996 WHAT? WHAT GOOD IS THAT GOING TO DO ANYBODY? 301 00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:19,580 WELL, IT HELPS THE BEE 302 00:13:19,663 --> 00:13:22,292 LOOK TOUGH IN FRONT OF HIS BEE FRIENDS. 303 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:25,253 THE BEE IS HAPPY, AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT. 304 00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:29,173 YOU KNOW THE BEE PROBABLY DIED AFTER HE STUNG YOU. 305 00:13:33,135 --> 00:13:34,845 DAMN IT. 306 00:13:37,973 --> 00:13:39,641 BACK ON IN 30 SECONDS, PEOPLE. 307 00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:47,650 HEY, EXCUSE ME. 308 00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:50,278 WOULD YOU MIND SWITCHING WITH ME? I'M JUST… 309 00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:52,280 OH, NO WAY. I'M IN THE SHOT, MAN. 310 00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:54,490 COME ON, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY. 311 00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:56,201 MAN, I'M TAKING PLEDGES HERE, HUH? 312 00:13:56,284 --> 00:13:57,202 AND WE'RE ON 313 00:13:57,285 --> 00:13:58,953 IN THREE, TWO… 314 00:13:59,036 --> 00:14:00,955 WELCOME BACK TO OUR FALL TELETHON. 315 00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:02,748 NOW, IF YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING 316 00:14:02,831 --> 00:14:04,876 THE PERFORMANCE OF CIRQUE DE SOLEIL 317 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:08,129 AND YOU'D LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THE SAME KIND OF PROGRAMMING 318 00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:09,588 IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 319 00:14:09,671 --> 00:14:12,008 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL IN YOUR PLEDGE 320 00:14:12,091 --> 00:14:14,135 AND AT THAT TIME TELL THE OPERATOR… 321 00:14:14,218 --> 00:14:15,594 ONE OF OUR VOLUNTEERS… 322 00:14:15,677 --> 00:14:17,805 WHAT TYPE OF PROGRAMMING YOU FEEL… 323 00:14:19,556 --> 00:14:21,351 OKAY, THAT'S IT. 324 00:14:21,434 --> 00:14:23,811 I CANNOT MAKE THIS DECISION. 325 00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:25,771 IT IS TOO DIFFICULT. 326 00:14:25,854 --> 00:14:27,148 I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE IT 327 00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,857 ENTIRELY UP TO THE GODS OF FATE. 328 00:14:31,235 --> 00:14:32,820 A MAGIC EIGHT BALL? 329 00:14:32,903 --> 00:14:34,072 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 330 00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:35,823 YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS DECISION WITH A TOY. 331 00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:38,075 OH, IT'S NOT A TOY. 332 00:14:39,368 --> 00:14:41,996 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 333 00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:43,664 I MEAN, I EITHER KEEP MY WIFE 334 00:14:43,747 --> 00:14:46,500 AND LOSE ONE OF MY… MY BEST FRIENDS 335 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,753 OR I KEEP MY FRIEND AND GET DIVORCED 336 00:14:48,836 --> 00:14:50,922 FOR THE SECOND TIME BEFORE I'M 30. 337 00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:54,008 SO IF ANYONE ELSE HAS… HAS A BETTER SUGGESTION 338 00:14:54,091 --> 00:14:56,677 LET'S HEAR IT, BECAUSE I-I-I GOT NOTHING. 339 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,803 DON'T BE SHY. 340 00:14:57,886 --> 00:14:59,263 ANY SUGGESTION WILL DO. 341 00:15:04,268 --> 00:15:05,936 OKAY, THEN. 342 00:15:07,604 --> 00:15:10,524 HERE WE GO. 343 00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:13,527 MAGIC EIGHT BALL… 344 00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:17,072 SHOULD I NEVER SEE RACHEL AGAIN? 345 00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:21,953 "ASK AGAIN LATER." 346 00:15:22,036 --> 00:15:24,122 LATER 347 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:26,832 IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 348 00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,132 "ASK AGAIN LATER." 349 00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:35,258 WHAT THE HELL! 350 00:15:35,341 --> 00:15:36,426 THIS IS BROKEN! 351 00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:37,843 THE GAME IS BROKEN! 352 00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:40,179 ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE. 353 00:15:41,722 --> 00:15:43,807 WILL CHANDLER HAVE SEX TONIGHT? 354 00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:46,601 "DON'T COUNT ON IT." 355 00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:52,525 SEEMS LIKE IT WORKS TO ME. 356 00:15:55,236 --> 00:15:57,029 PBS TELETHON. 357 00:15:58,697 --> 00:16:00,032 HEY, PHEEBS. 358 00:16:00,115 --> 00:16:01,742 I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A PLEDGE. 359 00:16:01,825 --> 00:16:03,995 I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE $200. 360 00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:05,579 $200? YOU SURE, PHEEBS? 361 00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:08,458 I MEAN, AFTER WHAT SESAME STREET DID TO YOU? 362 00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:10,084 OH, I'M STILL MAD AT THEM 363 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:13,004 BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT THEY BRING HAPPINESS TO LOTS OF KIDS 364 00:16:13,087 --> 00:16:14,839 WHOSE MOMS DIDN'T KILL THEMSELVES. 365 00:16:14,922 --> 00:16:16,507 YOU KNOW, SO BY SUPPORTING THEM 366 00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:21,304 I'M DOING A GOOD THING, BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. 367 00:16:21,387 --> 00:16:24,432 SO, THERE, A SELFLESS GOOD DEED. 368 00:16:24,515 --> 00:16:27,310 AND YOU DON'T FEEL A LITTLE GOOD ABOUT DONATING THE MONEY? 369 00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:28,560 NO. IT SUCKS. 370 00:16:28,643 --> 00:16:31,481 I WAS SAVING UP TO BUY A HAMSTER. 371 00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:32,564 A HAMSTER? 372 00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:34,317 THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE TEN BUCKS. 373 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,819 YEAH, NOT THE ONES I HAD MY EYE ON. 374 00:16:36,902 --> 00:16:38,321 It looks like 375 00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:41,032 we have surpassed last year's pledge total. 376 00:16:41,115 --> 00:16:42,492 Thank you, viewers! 377 00:16:42,575 --> 00:16:44,369 And the pledge that did it 378 00:16:44,452 --> 00:16:48,998 was taken by one of our volunteers… Oh, boy 379 00:16:49,081 --> 00:16:54,712 and may I say, one of our sharpest-dressed volunteers… 380 00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:57,006 Mr. Joseph Tribbiani. 381 00:16:57,089 --> 00:16:58,049 OH, LOOK! 382 00:16:58,132 --> 00:16:59,425 LOOK! JOEY'S ON TV. 383 00:16:59,508 --> 00:17:01,344 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 384 00:17:01,427 --> 00:17:04,013 HEY, MY PLEDGE GOT JOEY ON TV. 385 00:17:04,096 --> 00:17:07,266 OH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO… OH, NO! 386 00:17:12,771 --> 00:17:16,442 LOOK, MAYBE I GOT CARRIED AWAY BEFORE 387 00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:19,362 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GOT TO KNOW. 388 00:17:19,445 --> 00:17:20,696 IF I'M THE BEST 389 00:17:20,779 --> 00:17:24,116 IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THE BEST. 390 00:17:25,576 --> 00:17:27,995 KEEP TALKING. 391 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,873 I MEAN, I WAS NOTHING BEFORE YOU. 392 00:17:30,956 --> 00:17:33,418 CALL THE OTHER GIRLS AND ASK. 393 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:35,711 WHICH WOULDN'T TAKE LONG. 394 00:17:35,794 --> 00:17:39,298 BUT WHEN I'M WITH YOU, AND WE'RE TOGETHER 395 00:17:39,381 --> 00:17:42,676 OH… MY… GOD. 396 00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:48,474 REALLY? 397 00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:51,685 OH… OH… MY… GOD. 398 00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,481 WELL, I UNDERSTAND IF YOU NEVER WANT 399 00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:59,110 TO SLEEP WITH ME AGAIN, BUT THAT WOULD BE WRONG. 400 00:17:59,193 --> 00:18:02,572 WE'RE TOO GOOD. 401 00:18:02,655 --> 00:18:06,784 WE OWE IT TO SEX. 402 00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:08,827 WELL, IF WE OWE IT… 403 00:18:10,412 --> 00:18:11,414 OH! 404 00:18:11,497 --> 00:18:13,666 OH, MY! 405 00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:16,668 WHEN IS JOEY GOING TO BE HOME? 406 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,045 WELL, I WAS KIND OF HOPING 407 00:18:18,128 --> 00:18:19,589 WE COULD DO THIS WITHOUT HIM. 408 00:18:19,672 --> 00:18:20,923 HMM, YEAH. 409 00:18:21,006 --> 00:18:22,383 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 410 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:24,009 LEAVE THE GLOVES ON. 411 00:18:24,092 --> 00:18:25,928 BUT I JUST CLEANED THE BATHROOM. 412 00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:28,055 YEAH, WHY DON'T WE LOSE THE GLOVES. 413 00:18:28,138 --> 00:18:29,056 YEAH. 414 00:18:29,139 --> 00:18:30,349 OKAY. 415 00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:32,101 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 416 00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:33,978 LET'S SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE. 417 00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:34,979 OKAY. 418 00:18:35,062 --> 00:18:36,272 OW! 419 00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:39,609 YOU KNOW THAT WASN'T PART OF IT? 420 00:18:39,692 --> 00:18:40,610 I KNOW. 421 00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:41,694 ALL RIGHT. 422 00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:56,626 HI. YOU READY? 423 00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:58,169 WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 424 00:18:58,252 --> 00:18:59,420 FOR WHAT? 425 00:18:59,503 --> 00:19:01,713 FOR STELLA, REMEMBER? 426 00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:05,217 SHE'S GETTING HER GROOVE BACK IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES. 427 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,804 YEAH, I, UH, TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 428 00:19:08,887 --> 00:19:10,848 DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE A RAIN CHECK? 429 00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:12,766 I'M WAITING FOR A CALL FROM EMILY. 430 00:19:12,849 --> 00:19:16,312 WELL… SURE, I GUESS. 431 00:19:16,395 --> 00:19:20,399 HEY, I HEAR YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO LONDON. YAY. 432 00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:22,026 IT'S NOT THAT EASY. 433 00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:26,155 THERE'S STILL A LOT OF, UH… RELATIONSHIP STUFF. 434 00:19:26,238 --> 00:19:27,739 LIKE WHAT? 435 00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:29,158 JUST STUFF. 436 00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:33,954 YOU KNOW, UH, KIND OF WHAT EMILY WANTS. 437 00:19:34,037 --> 00:19:36,081 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. 438 00:19:36,164 --> 00:19:37,833 MAYBE I CAN HELP. 439 00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:40,001 NO. NO, YOU… YOU CAN'T HELP. 440 00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:42,547 I MEAN… 441 00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:46,133 I KIND OF HAVE TO DO THIS WITHOUT YOUR HELP. 442 00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:47,343 WELL, I… 443 00:19:47,426 --> 00:19:50,762 I KNOW YOU CAN DO THAT, TOO. 444 00:19:50,845 --> 00:19:55,893 I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO TALK TO… HI. 445 00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:58,103 THANKS. 446 00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:01,273 ROSS? 447 00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:06,487 LOOK, WHATEVER THIS RELATIONSHIP STUFF IS THAT EMILY WANTS 448 00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:07,863 JUST GIVE IT TO HER. 449 00:20:07,946 --> 00:20:10,449 COME ON, THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT YOU LOVE HER. 450 00:20:10,532 --> 00:20:13,035 SO JUST FIX WHATEVER SHE WANTS FIXED. 451 00:20:13,118 --> 00:20:14,119 JUST DO IT. 452 00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:18,332 I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY. 453 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,168 YOU'LL JUST HATE YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T. 454 00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,215 OH, COME ON, ANSWER IT. 455 00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:27,883 IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. 456 00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:29,677 HELLO. 457 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:30,927 HI, SWEETIE. 458 00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,514 GOOD. 459 00:20:34,723 --> 00:20:36,058 LOOK, UM… 460 00:20:36,141 --> 00:20:40,771 YES. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT THING YOU… 461 00:20:40,854 --> 00:20:44,191 YOU WANTED ME TO DO, AND, UH… 462 00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:46,610 I CAN DO IT. 463 00:20:48,945 --> 00:20:51,239 SO WILL YOU COME TO NEW YORK? 464 00:20:53,074 --> 00:20:54,326 WHAT? 465 00:21:26,859 --> 00:21:30,821 Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation] 466 00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:34,784 NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 467 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:36,117 NOPE.