1 00:00:04,068 --> 00:00:05,862 HEY. 2 00:00:12,535 --> 00:00:14,537 MONICA? 3 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:16,790 WHAT TIME IS IT? 4 00:00:16,873 --> 00:00:20,335 AH, 9:00. 5 00:00:20,418 --> 00:00:22,295 BUT IT'S DARK OUT. 6 00:00:22,378 --> 00:00:27,049 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS SLEEP TILL NOON, SILLY. 7 00:00:27,132 --> 00:00:29,636 THIS IS WHAT 9:00 LOOKS LIKE. 8 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,887 I GUESS I'LL GET WASHED UP THEN. 9 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:35,516 WATCH THAT SUN RISE. 10 00:00:38,143 --> 00:00:41,022 I'M REALLY GETTING TIRED OF SNEAKING AROUND ALL THE TIME. 11 00:00:41,105 --> 00:00:42,440 I KNOW. ME TOO. 12 00:00:42,523 --> 00:00:44,526 HEY, WHAT IF WE WENT AWAY FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND? 13 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,027 YOU KNOW, HAD NO INTERRUPTIONS. 14 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:47,779 AND WE COULD BE NAKED THE ENTIRE TIME. 15 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:48,863 ALL WEEKEND? 16 00:00:48,946 --> 00:00:51,366 THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF NAKED. 17 00:00:51,449 --> 00:00:53,743 YEAH, I COULD SAY THAT I HAVE A CONFERENCE 18 00:00:53,826 --> 00:00:55,953 AND YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE A CHEF THING. 19 00:00:56,036 --> 00:00:58,039 OH, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO THIS CULINARY FAIR 20 00:00:58,122 --> 00:00:59,165 THAT THEY HAVE IN JERSEY. 21 00:00:59,248 --> 00:01:01,459 OKAY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT, THOUGH. 22 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:03,545 LET'S GO. 23 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:06,672 WAIT, WHAT ABOUT JOEY? 24 00:02:01,018 --> 00:02:02,311 GUESS WHAT I'M DOING THIS WEEKEND? 25 00:02:02,394 --> 00:02:03,521 THIS CULINARY FAIR IN JERSEY. 26 00:02:03,604 --> 00:02:05,565 HOW WEIRD. 27 00:02:05,648 --> 00:02:08,234 CHANDLER JUST TOLD US HE'S GOT A CONFERENCE THERE. 28 00:02:08,317 --> 00:02:10,111 OH, WELL, THAT'S FUNNY. 29 00:02:10,194 --> 00:02:12,864 SEEMS LIKE CHANDLER'S CONFERENCE 30 00:02:12,947 --> 00:02:16,367 COULD HAVE BEEN IN CONNECTICUT OR VERMONT. 31 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:20,371 I'M NOT IN CHARGE OF WHERE THE CONFERENCE IS HELD. 32 00:02:20,454 --> 00:02:24,417 DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK IT'S A FAKE CONFERENCE? 33 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,335 IT'S A REAL CONFERENCE. 34 00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:30,172 HEY. IS RACHEL HERE? I'VE GOT TO TALK TO HER. 35 00:02:30,255 --> 00:02:31,257 NO, SHE'S OUT SHOPPING. 36 00:02:31,340 --> 00:02:33,050 DAMN. 37 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:35,052 WHAT'S GOING ON? 38 00:02:35,135 --> 00:02:36,721 I TOLD EMILY TO COME 39 00:02:36,804 --> 00:02:41,058 AND I JUST NEED TO, YOU KNOW, TALK TO RACHEL ABOUT IT. 40 00:02:41,141 --> 00:02:42,268 WAIT A MINUTE. 41 00:02:42,351 --> 00:02:44,019 SO, WHEN EMILY COMES 42 00:02:44,102 --> 00:02:47,273 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE RACHEL ANYMORE? 43 00:02:47,356 --> 00:02:48,982 WELL, LOOK. I'M JUST TRYING TO FOCUS 44 00:02:49,065 --> 00:02:51,277 ON THE "I GET TO SEE MY WIFE" PART, ALL RIGHT. 45 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,237 AND NOT THE PART THAT MAKES ME DO THIS. 46 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,784 SO YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING 47 00:02:57,867 --> 00:02:59,661 TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER? 48 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,245 HOW IS THAT GOING TO WORK? 49 00:03:01,328 --> 00:03:02,664 I HAVE NO IDEA. 50 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:06,667 I MEAN, BUT I ASSURE YOU, I WILL FIGURE IT OUT. 51 00:03:09,253 --> 00:03:11,255 DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT'S GOING TO WORK. 52 00:03:12,798 --> 00:03:13,842 HI, GUYS. 53 00:03:13,925 --> 00:03:15,844 HI. HEY. 54 00:03:15,927 --> 00:03:17,303 WHAT'S GOING ON? 55 00:03:17,386 --> 00:03:20,765 WE'RE FLIPPING MONICA'S MATTRESS. 56 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:27,396 SO I'M THINKING BASICALLY, WE PICK IT UP AND THEN WE FLIP IT. 57 00:03:27,479 --> 00:03:31,108 THAT'S BETTER THAN MY WAY. 58 00:03:32,735 --> 00:03:35,404 OH, OKAY. HEY, GUYS. WOULD YOU FLIP MINE TOO? 59 00:03:38,282 --> 00:03:43,078 OH, LOOK. A LETTER FROM MY MOM. 60 00:03:43,161 --> 00:03:47,416 SO, RACH… 61 00:03:47,499 --> 00:03:49,836 YOU KNOW HOW EMILY IS COMING, RIGHT? 62 00:03:49,919 --> 00:03:51,671 OH, YEAH. I KNOW. 63 00:03:51,754 --> 00:03:53,548 CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING? 64 00:03:53,631 --> 00:03:55,967 OH, YES. SOMEBODY JUST SAID, "CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING?" 65 00:04:01,472 --> 00:04:03,933 HEY, JOEY'S ASS. 66 00:04:06,143 --> 00:04:07,478 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 67 00:04:07,561 --> 00:04:09,564 WELL, REMEMBER WHEN THEY GOT INTO THAT BIG FIGHT 68 00:04:09,647 --> 00:04:11,983 AND BROKE UP AND WE WERE ALL STUCK IN HERE ALL NIGHT 69 00:04:12,066 --> 00:04:13,401 WITH NO FOOD OR ANYTHING? 70 00:04:13,484 --> 00:04:15,778 WELL, WHEN ROSS SAID RACHEL AT THE WEDDING 71 00:04:15,861 --> 00:04:18,656 I FIGURE IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN, YOU KNOW. 72 00:04:18,739 --> 00:04:20,033 SO I HID THIS IN HERE. 73 00:04:20,116 --> 00:04:22,493 OOH. CANDY BARS, CROSSWORD PUZZLES. 74 00:04:22,576 --> 00:04:26,288 OOH, MAD LIBS, MINE. 75 00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:28,206 CONDOMS? 76 00:04:30,709 --> 00:04:33,963 HEY, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE'RE GOING TO BE IN HERE. 77 00:04:34,046 --> 00:04:36,173 WE MAY HAVE TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH. 78 00:04:36,256 --> 00:04:40,678 AND CONDOMS ARE THE WAY TO DO THAT? 79 00:04:43,263 --> 00:04:46,976 ANYWAY, IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO THIS. 80 00:04:47,059 --> 00:04:48,853 THE LAST TIME I TALKED TO EMILY… 81 00:04:48,936 --> 00:04:51,773 OH, MY GOD! OUR DOG DIED. 82 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,983 WHAT? 83 00:04:54,066 --> 00:04:57,445 OH, MY GOD. LAPOOH, OUR DOG. 84 00:04:57,528 --> 00:05:00,531 LAPOOH'S STILL ALIVE? 85 00:05:00,614 --> 00:05:05,620 OH, IT SAYS HE WAS HIT BY AN ICE CREAM TRUCK. 86 00:05:05,703 --> 00:05:09,707 AND DRAGGED FOR NINE… TEEN BLOCKS. 87 00:05:09,790 --> 00:05:10,792 OH, MY GOD. 88 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:14,003 SWEETIE, WE HEARD YOU CRYING. 89 00:05:14,086 --> 00:05:15,546 PLEASE DON'T CRY. 90 00:05:15,629 --> 00:05:17,090 IT'S LAPOOH. 91 00:05:17,173 --> 00:05:19,675 I KNOW, IT'S LAPOOH RIGHT NOW, BUT IT WILL GET BETTER. 92 00:05:27,224 --> 00:05:29,434 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WE'RE HERE. 93 00:05:31,562 --> 00:05:33,606 OOH, CHOCOLATES ON THE PILLOWS. OH, I LOVE THAT. 94 00:05:33,689 --> 00:05:36,734 OH, YOU SHOULD LIVE WITH JOEY. ROLLOS EVERYWHERE. 95 00:05:38,777 --> 00:05:40,071 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 96 00:05:45,951 --> 00:05:48,329 OH, YES. 97 00:05:48,412 --> 00:05:50,456 GET IN HERE. THERE'S A HIGH-SPEED CAR CHASE ON. 98 00:05:50,539 --> 00:05:53,501 WE'RE SWITCHING ROOMS. 99 00:05:53,584 --> 00:05:55,628 OH, DEAR GOD. THEY GAVE US GLASSES. 100 00:05:55,711 --> 00:05:58,006 NO, THEY GAVE US GLASSES WITH LIPSTICK ON THEM. 101 00:05:58,089 --> 00:06:00,173 I MEAN… IF THEY DIDN'T CHANGE THE GLASSES 102 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:02,258 WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE THEY DIDN'T CHANGE. 103 00:06:03,135 --> 00:06:04,804 OH, COME ON, SWEETIE. 104 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:07,431 I JUST WANT THIS WEEKEND TO BE PERFECT, OKAY. 105 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:09,851 WE CAN CHANGE ROOMS, CAN'T WE? 106 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,184 OKAY, BUT LET'S DO IT NOW 107 00:06:11,267 --> 00:06:13,269 BECAUSE CHOPPER 5 JUST LOST ITS FEED. 108 00:06:18,734 --> 00:06:21,863 HEY, SO, AH, YOU KNOW HOW THERE WAS SOMETHING 109 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:24,115 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT? 110 00:06:24,198 --> 00:06:25,992 OH, YEAH. 111 00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:31,622 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I'M TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT WITH EMILY? 112 00:06:31,705 --> 00:06:36,627 WELL, THERE'S THIS ONE THING. 113 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:38,713 OKAY… 114 00:06:38,796 --> 00:06:40,756 HERE GOES. 115 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:45,803 I MADE A PROMISE THAT… 116 00:06:45,886 --> 00:06:46,888 OH, HEY. 117 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:47,930 WHAT? 118 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:49,724 YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING. OH, GOD. 119 00:06:49,807 --> 00:06:52,434 OH, NOT AGAIN. 120 00:06:52,517 --> 00:06:54,311 THIS HAPPENED WHEN MY GRANDFATHER DIED. 121 00:06:54,394 --> 00:06:55,270 IT'S… 122 00:06:55,353 --> 00:06:56,814 I'M SORRY. 123 00:06:56,897 --> 00:06:58,649 OH, GROSS. 124 00:06:58,732 --> 00:07:02,360 OKAY, SO I'M SORRY. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 125 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,116 UH… 126 00:07:10,161 --> 00:07:11,871 SORRY. 127 00:07:11,954 --> 00:07:13,497 I, UH… 128 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:18,419 I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE. 129 00:07:18,502 --> 00:07:20,838 I KNOW, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 130 00:07:20,921 --> 00:07:23,216 I CAN'T SEE YOU EITHER. 131 00:07:23,299 --> 00:07:26,844 I THINK YOU'LL FIND THIS ROOM MORE TO YOUR LIKING. 132 00:07:26,927 --> 00:07:28,428 OKAY, GREAT. 133 00:07:31,723 --> 00:07:34,643 THEY SAY HE'S ONLY GOT HALF A TANK LEFT. 134 00:07:34,726 --> 00:07:39,273 HALF A TANK. WE STILL GOT A LOT OF HIGH-SPEED CHASING TO DO. 135 00:07:39,356 --> 00:07:40,983 WE'RE SWITCHING ROOMS AGAIN. 136 00:07:41,066 --> 00:07:42,693 WHAT? WHY? 137 00:07:42,776 --> 00:07:46,447 THIS IS A GARDEN VIEW ROOM AND WE PAID FOR AN OCEAN VIEW ROOM. 138 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:51,911 OUR LAST OCEAN VIEW ROOM WAS UNACCEPTABLE TO YOU. 139 00:07:51,994 --> 00:07:53,537 EXCUSE ME. 140 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,748 UM, CAN I TALK TO YOU OVER HERE FOR JUST A SECOND? 141 00:07:55,831 --> 00:07:56,874 UH-HUH. 142 00:08:00,502 --> 00:08:00,962 CHANDLER? 143 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:01,963 YEAH. 144 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,338 OKAY, LOOK. 145 00:08:03,421 --> 00:08:05,507 THESE CLOWNS ARE TRYING TO TAKE US FOR A RIDE 146 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:06,968 AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET THEM. 147 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,677 NOW, WE'RE NOT A COUPLE OF SUCKERS. 148 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,138 I HEAR YA, MUGSY. 149 00:08:12,514 --> 00:08:14,600 BUT LOOK, ALL THESE ROOMS ARE FINE, OKAY. 150 00:08:14,683 --> 00:08:17,436 CAN YOU JUST PICK ONE SO I CAN WATCH THE… 151 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:21,398 HAVE A PERFECT MAGICAL WEEKEND TOGETHER WITH YOU? 152 00:08:25,319 --> 00:08:26,528 OKAY, THIS ONE I LIKE. 153 00:08:26,611 --> 00:08:27,280 NOTHING. 154 00:08:27,363 --> 00:08:28,781 NOTHING, IT'S OVER. 155 00:08:28,864 --> 00:08:32,618 DAMN IT. THIS IS REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING. 156 00:08:32,701 --> 00:08:34,203 CAN WE TURN THE TV OFF? 157 00:08:34,286 --> 00:08:38,166 DO WE REALLY WANT TO SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEKEND LIKE THIS? 158 00:08:38,249 --> 00:08:40,042 OH, I'M SORRY. AM I GETTING IN THE WAY 159 00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,543 OF ALL THE ROOM-SWITCHING FUN? 160 00:08:41,626 --> 00:08:44,338 DON'T BLAME ME FOR RUINING TONIGHT. 161 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:45,589 WHO SHOULD I BLAME? 162 00:08:45,672 --> 00:08:46,882 THE NICE BELLMAN WHO DRAGGED OUR LUGGAGE 163 00:08:46,965 --> 00:08:47,716 TO TEN DIFFERENT ROOMS? 164 00:08:47,799 --> 00:08:49,135 HOW ABOUT THE IDIOT 165 00:08:49,218 --> 00:08:51,220 WHO THOUGHT HE COULD DRIVE FROM ALBANY TO CANADA 166 00:08:51,303 --> 00:08:52,305 ON HALF A TANK OF GAS? 167 00:08:52,388 --> 00:08:56,851 DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD. 168 00:08:56,934 --> 00:09:01,605 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SPENDING A ROMANTIC WEEKEND TOGETHER. 169 00:09:01,688 --> 00:09:04,025 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 170 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,485 I JUST WANT TO WATCH A LITTLE TELEVISION. 171 00:09:06,568 --> 00:09:07,778 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? 172 00:09:07,861 --> 00:09:08,904 GEEZ, RELAX, MOM. 173 00:09:11,198 --> 00:09:13,034 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 174 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:17,037 I SAID, GEEZ, RELAX, MONNN. 175 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,048 HEY. 176 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,299 WHAT'S UP? 177 00:09:28,382 --> 00:09:29,842 RACHEL, I'VE BEEN WANTING 178 00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:32,094 TO TELL YOU SOMETHING FOR A WHILE NOW 179 00:09:32,177 --> 00:09:34,596 AND I REALLY… I JUST HAVE TO GET IT OUT. 180 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:36,390 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP? 181 00:09:36,473 --> 00:09:38,558 OKAY… 182 00:09:40,311 --> 00:09:41,854 YOU KNOW HOW YOU TOLD ME 183 00:09:41,937 --> 00:09:45,191 I SHOULD DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO FIX MY MARRIAGE? 184 00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:48,610 YEAH. I TOLD YOU TO GIVE EMILY WHATEVER SHE WANTS. 185 00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:52,198 AND WHILE THAT WAS GOOD ADVICE 186 00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:56,702 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WHAT SHE WANTS… 187 00:09:56,785 --> 00:09:57,995 YEAH? 188 00:09:58,078 --> 00:10:02,624 IS FOR ME NOT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE. 189 00:10:02,707 --> 00:10:06,379 WELL, THAT'S CRAZY. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 190 00:10:06,462 --> 00:10:09,673 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER? 191 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:17,848 OH, MY GOD. 192 00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:20,226 YOU'VE ALREADY AGREED TO THIS, HAVEN'T YOU? 193 00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:21,560 IT'S AWFUL, I KNOW. 194 00:10:21,643 --> 00:10:23,562 I… I MEAN, I FEEL TERRIBLE 195 00:10:23,645 --> 00:10:27,191 BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS IF I WANT MY MARRIAGE TO WORK. 196 00:10:27,274 --> 00:10:28,483 AND I DO. 197 00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:31,028 I HAVE TO MAKE THIS MARRIAGE WORK. 198 00:10:31,111 --> 00:10:32,321 I HAVE TO. 199 00:10:35,824 --> 00:10:37,159 BUT THE GOOD THING IS 200 00:10:37,242 --> 00:10:40,120 WE CAN STILL SEE EACH OTHER UNTIL SHE GETS HERE. 201 00:10:41,497 --> 00:10:43,832 OH! 202 00:10:43,915 --> 00:10:46,168 OH, LUCKY ME! 203 00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:48,296 OH, MY GOD, THAT IS GOOD NEWS, ROSS. 204 00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:50,214 I THINK THAT'S THE BEST NEWS 205 00:10:50,297 --> 00:10:52,007 I'VE HEARD SINCE LAPOOH DIED. 206 00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:57,888 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A NIGHTMARE THIS HAS BEEN. 207 00:10:57,971 --> 00:10:59,890 THIS IS SO HARD. 208 00:10:59,973 --> 00:11:01,683 OH, YEAH, REALLY. IS IT, ROSS? 209 00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:03,185 YEAH, OKAY. 210 00:11:03,268 --> 00:11:05,562 WELL, LET ME JUST MAKE THIS A LITTLE EASIER FOR YOU. 211 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,315 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STORMING OUT. 212 00:11:07,398 --> 00:11:08,857 RACHEL, THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT. 213 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,902 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S HOW MAD I AM. 214 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:27,459 DAMN ROLLOS! 215 00:11:28,877 --> 00:11:29,795 HEY, YOU'RE BACK. HEY. 216 00:11:29,878 --> 00:11:32,214 HOW WAS YOUR CONFERENCE? 217 00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:33,632 IT WAS TERRIBLE. 218 00:11:33,715 --> 00:11:36,051 I FOUGHT WITH MY COLLEAGUES THE ENTIRE TIME. 219 00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:37,886 ARE YOU KIDDING WITH THIS? 220 00:11:39,054 --> 00:11:41,682 SO YOUR WEEKEND WAS A TOTAL BUST? 221 00:11:41,765 --> 00:11:44,268 UH, NO. I SAW DONALD TRUMP WAITING FOR AN ELEVATOR. 222 00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:45,518 OH. 223 00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,562 HI. 224 00:11:47,645 --> 00:11:49,190 HEY, YOU'RE BACK, TOO. 225 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,858 YEAH. CHANDLER, CAN I TALK TO YOU 226 00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:51,859 FOR JUST A SECOND? 227 00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:53,152 HOW WAS YOUR CHEF THING? 228 00:11:53,235 --> 00:11:54,736 IT WAS AWFUL. 229 00:11:54,819 --> 00:11:57,948 GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T APPRECIATE REALLY GOOD FOOD. 230 00:11:58,031 --> 00:11:59,992 WELL, MAYBE IT WAS THE KIND OF FOOD 231 00:12:00,075 --> 00:12:01,494 THAT TASTED GOOD AT FIRST 232 00:12:01,577 --> 00:12:04,537 BUT THEN MADE EVERYBODY VOMIT AND HAVE DIARRHEA. 233 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,041 CHANDLER? 234 00:12:07,124 --> 00:12:09,293 MONICA? 235 00:12:10,461 --> 00:12:13,005 OKAY. I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW MUCH THE ROOM WAS 236 00:12:13,088 --> 00:12:14,715 'CAUSE I WANT TO PAY MY HALF. 237 00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:16,008 OKAY, FINE. $300. 238 00:12:16,091 --> 00:12:17,218 $300? 239 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,595 YEAH. JUST THINK OF IT AS $25 PER ROOM. 240 00:12:23,599 --> 00:12:25,851 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WOOFING ABOUT? 241 00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:28,062 CHANDLER STOLE A 20 FROM MY PURSE. 242 00:12:28,145 --> 00:12:29,897 NO! 243 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:33,401 YOU KNOW WHAT? 244 00:12:33,484 --> 00:12:35,194 NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT 245 00:12:35,277 --> 00:12:37,738 I CONSTANTLY FIND MYSELF WITHOUT 20s 246 00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:40,907 AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE LOTS. 247 00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:48,374 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HER FACE. 248 00:12:48,457 --> 00:12:50,459 I DON'T WANT RACHEL TO HATE ME. 249 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:52,086 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 250 00:12:52,169 --> 00:12:53,254 DO YOU WANT MY ADVICE? 251 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,422 YES, PLEASE. 252 00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:55,630 YOU WON'T LIKE IT. 253 00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:57,590 THAT'S OKAY. 254 00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:01,053 YOU GOT MARRIED TOO FAST. 255 00:13:01,136 --> 00:13:03,138 THAT'S NOT ADVICE. 256 00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:04,473 I TOLD YOU. 257 00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:08,684 I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. 258 00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:14,024 MAN, IF ANYONE ASKED ME TO GIVE UP ANY OF YOU 259 00:13:14,107 --> 00:13:15,776 I DON'T THINK I COULD DO IT. 260 00:13:15,859 --> 00:13:16,777 ME, NEITHER. 261 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,778 MAYBE I COULD DO IT. 262 00:13:22,157 --> 00:13:23,534 HI. HI, RACH. 263 00:13:23,617 --> 00:13:25,911 LOOK, I KNOW YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THE WHOLE THING 264 00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:27,371 WITH ME AND ROSS 265 00:13:27,454 --> 00:13:29,457 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN OBSESSING ABOUT IT ALL DAY 266 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,917 AND I WOULD JUST LOVE NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? 267 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,254 UH, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS FALLS UNDER THAT CATEGORY 268 00:13:35,337 --> 00:13:37,548 BUT, UH, ROSS IS RIGHT BACK THERE. 269 00:13:37,631 --> 00:13:39,133 THAT'S NOT ROSS. 270 00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:40,468 OH, NO. NOT THAT GUY. 271 00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,511 HE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM, THOUGH. 272 00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:45,806 OKAY. ROSS IS IN THE BATHROOM. 273 00:13:45,889 --> 00:13:46,807 OH, MY GOD. 274 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:47,891 IT'S HAPPENING. 275 00:13:47,974 --> 00:13:48,976 IT'S ALREADY STARTED. 276 00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:49,977 I'M KIP. 277 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,396 YOU'RE NOT KIP. 278 00:13:52,479 --> 00:13:54,106 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO KIP IS? 279 00:13:54,189 --> 00:13:55,816 WHO CARES? 280 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:58,276 YOU'RE RACHEL. 281 00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:01,280 WHO'S KIP? 282 00:14:01,363 --> 00:14:02,573 KIP, MY OLD ROOMMATE. 283 00:14:02,656 --> 00:14:04,908 WE ALL USED TO HANG OUT TOGETHER? 284 00:14:04,991 --> 00:14:07,660 OH, THAT POOR BASTARD. 285 00:14:07,743 --> 00:14:09,079 SEE? YOU TOLD ME THE STORY. 286 00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:10,164 HE AND MONICA DATED. 287 00:14:10,247 --> 00:14:11,582 WHEN THEY BROKE UP 288 00:14:11,665 --> 00:14:14,001 THEY COULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER 289 00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:16,253 AND YOU ALL PROMISED YOU WOULD STAY HIS FRIEND 290 00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:17,505 AND WHAT HAPPENED? 291 00:14:17,588 --> 00:14:18,672 HE GOT PHASED OUT. 292 00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,382 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE PHASED OUT. 293 00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:21,634 WELL, OF COURSE, I AM. 294 00:14:21,717 --> 00:14:23,511 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO ROSS. 295 00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:24,595 HE'S YOUR BROTHER. 296 00:14:24,678 --> 00:14:26,221 HE'S YOUR OLD COLLEGE ROOMMATE. 297 00:14:26,304 --> 00:14:27,431 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME 298 00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:29,183 BEFORE SOMEONE HAD TO LEAVE THE GROUP. 299 00:14:29,266 --> 00:14:30,809 I ALWAYS ASSUMED IT WOULD BE PHOEBE. 300 00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:32,060 UH! 301 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:36,690 COME ON. YOU LIVE FAR AWAY, YOU'RE NOT RELATED 302 00:14:36,773 --> 00:14:38,066 YOU LIFT RIGHT OUT. 303 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,407 HEY. 304 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:46,741 HEY, MR. BING. 305 00:14:46,824 --> 00:14:52,039 THAT HOTEL YOU STAYED AT CALLED. 306 00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:55,166 SAID SOMEONE LEFT AN EYELASH CURLER IN YOUR ROOM. 307 00:14:57,628 --> 00:15:01,048 YES, THAT WAS MINE. 308 00:15:01,131 --> 00:15:02,466 'CAUSE I FIGURED 309 00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,009 YOU HOOKED UP WITH SOME GIRL AND SHE LEFT IT. 310 00:15:04,092 --> 00:15:06,887 YES, THAT WOULD HAVE MADE MORE SENSE. 311 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:10,932 YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU ANYMORE, MAN. 312 00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:14,019 ALL RIGHT? LOOK 313 00:15:14,102 --> 00:15:17,105 I'M JUST GOING TO ASK YOU THIS ONE TIME, ALL RIGHT? 314 00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:18,773 WHATEVER YOU SAY, I'LL BELIEVE YOU. 315 00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:23,987 WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT ON A GAY CRUISE? 316 00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:39,377 PHOEBE? 317 00:15:41,797 --> 00:15:46,009 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE LIFTING-OUT THING. 318 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,930 LOOK, YOU GOT TO COME WITH ME. 319 00:15:50,013 --> 00:15:50,723 COME WHERE? 320 00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:51,724 WHEREVER I GO. 321 00:15:51,807 --> 00:15:52,891 COME ON. 322 00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:55,310 YOU AND ME… WE'LL START A NEW GROUP. 323 00:15:55,393 --> 00:15:57,020 WE'RE THE BEST ONES. 324 00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:02,526 OKAY, BUT TRY TO GET JOEY, TOO. 325 00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:05,987 PHEEBS, DO YOU MIND 326 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:08,616 IF I SPEAK TO RACHEL ALONE FOR A SEC? 327 00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:10,826 OH, SURE. YEAH. 328 00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:14,829 BYE, ROSS… 329 00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:16,456 FOREVER. 330 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,128 HI. 331 00:16:21,211 --> 00:16:23,255 HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 332 00:16:23,338 --> 00:16:25,549 ISN'T THIS AGAINST THE RULES? 333 00:16:27,884 --> 00:16:29,386 I TALKED TO MONICA. 334 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:35,016 LOOK, I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE CHOICE. 335 00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:37,770 I'M THE ONE WHO'S MAKING THINGS CHANGE 336 00:16:37,853 --> 00:16:41,231 SO I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO, YOU KNOW, STEP BACK. 337 00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:42,232 OH, ROSS… 338 00:16:42,315 --> 00:16:44,485 NO. NO, IT'S OKAY, REALLY. 339 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,153 THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE 340 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:48,863 WHO JUST SEE THEIR SISTERS AT THANKSGIVING 341 00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:51,908 AND JUST SEE THEIR COLLEGE ROOMMATES AT REUNIONS 342 00:16:51,991 --> 00:16:54,786 AND JUST SEE JOEY AT BURGER KING. 343 00:16:57,247 --> 00:17:00,834 SO, IS THAT BETTER? 344 00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:06,674 NO, IT'S NOT BETTER. 345 00:17:06,757 --> 00:17:09,926 I STILL DON'T GET TO SEE YOU. 346 00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:12,846 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO, RACH? 347 00:17:12,929 --> 00:17:16,224 IF YOU WERE ME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 348 00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:25,484 WELL, FOR STARTERS 349 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:28,069 I WOULD HAVE SAID THE RIGHT NAME AT MY WEDDING. 350 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,078 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 351 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,501 I KNOW. 352 00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:45,796 I AM SO SORRY. 353 00:17:45,879 --> 00:17:49,257 I KNOW THAT, TOO. 354 00:17:57,348 --> 00:17:58,433 HEY, RACH? 355 00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:00,227 SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT PHOEBE SAID 356 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,979 YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT A TRIP OR SOMETHING. 357 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,069 HEY. 358 00:18:09,152 --> 00:18:11,613 HI. 359 00:18:11,696 --> 00:18:16,451 I JUST CAME OVER TO DROP OFF… NOTHING. 360 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:21,998 SO, THAT WEEKEND KIND OF SUCKED, HUH? 361 00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:24,000 YEAH, IT DID. 362 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,754 SO I GUESS THIS IS OVER. 363 00:18:26,837 --> 00:18:28,756 WHAT? 364 00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,841 WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU AND ME. 365 00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:32,634 IT HAD TO END SOMETIME. 366 00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:35,136 WHY, EXACTLY? 367 00:18:35,219 --> 00:18:36,680 BECAUSE OF THE WEEKEND. 368 00:18:36,763 --> 00:18:37,723 WE HAD A FIGHT. 369 00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:39,558 CHANDLER, THAT'S CRAZY. 370 00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:41,435 IF YOU GIVE UP EVERY TIME 371 00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:43,729 YOU HAVE A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE 372 00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:46,940 YOU'D NEVER BE WITH ANYONE LONGER THAN… 373 00:18:47,023 --> 00:18:51,278 OH! 374 00:18:51,361 --> 00:18:55,407 SO, THIS ISN'T OVER? 375 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:59,494 YOU ARE SO CUTE. 376 00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:02,915 NO, NO. 377 00:19:02,998 --> 00:19:04,583 IT WAS A FIGHT. 378 00:19:04,666 --> 00:19:06,835 YOU DEAL WITH IT AND YOU MOVE ON. 379 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:09,087 IT'S NOTHING TO FREAK OUT ABOUT. 380 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:11,465 REALLY? OKAY. GREAT. 381 00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:12,591 AW… 382 00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:15,969 WELCOME TO AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP. 383 00:19:19,764 --> 00:19:21,224 WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP? 384 00:19:24,019 --> 00:19:25,896 I'M AFRAID SO. 385 00:19:25,979 --> 00:19:27,438 OKAY. 386 00:19:31,985 --> 00:19:33,612 HEY. 387 00:19:33,695 --> 00:19:34,613 HEY. 388 00:19:34,696 --> 00:19:35,614 OH, HEY, MONICA. 389 00:19:35,697 --> 00:19:37,240 I HEARD YOU SAW DONALD TRUMP 390 00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:38,450 AT YOUR CONVENTION. 391 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,368 YEAH. SAW HIM WAITING FOR AN ELEVATOR. 392 00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:44,164 HEY, RACH, CAN I BORROW 393 00:19:44,247 --> 00:19:45,833 YOUR EYELASH CURLER? I LOST MINE. 394 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,042 IT'S IN THE BATHROOM. 395 00:19:52,255 --> 00:19:53,590 OH! 396 00:19:54,966 --> 00:19:57,093 JOEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 397 00:19:57,176 --> 00:19:58,178 OOH! OH! 398 00:19:58,261 --> 00:19:59,847 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 399 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:02,015 OH! OH! OH! 400 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,518 OH…! 401 00:20:09,981 --> 00:20:11,942 YES. 402 00:20:12,025 --> 00:20:14,402 YES. 403 00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:17,698 YOU AND, AND YOU? 404 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:20,200 YES, BUT YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE. 405 00:20:20,283 --> 00:20:21,242 NO ONE KNOWS. 406 00:20:21,325 --> 00:20:23,286 HOW? WHEN? 407 00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:24,955 IT HAPPENED IN LONDON. 408 00:20:25,038 --> 00:20:26,163 IN LONDON! 409 00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,168 THE REASON WE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE 410 00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:32,629 WAS 'CAUSE WE DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 411 00:20:32,712 --> 00:20:34,464 BUT IT IS A BIG DEAL. 412 00:20:34,547 --> 00:20:36,508 I HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE! 413 00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:39,761 YOU CAN'T. 414 00:20:39,844 --> 00:20:41,596 PLEASE, PLEASE. WE JUST DON'T WANT 415 00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,515 TO DEAL WITH TELLING EVERYONE, OKAY? 416 00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:45,141 JUST PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL. 417 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:51,982 ALL RIGHT! 418 00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:54,275 MAN, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 419 00:20:54,358 --> 00:20:56,403 I MEAN, IT'S GREAT! 420 00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:57,445 BUT… 421 00:20:57,528 --> 00:20:59,656 I KNOW, IT'S GREAT. 422 00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:03,910 I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. 423 00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:09,041 WE'RE SO STUPID. 424 00:21:09,124 --> 00:21:11,043 DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? 425 00:21:11,126 --> 00:21:12,669 THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE JOEY. 426 00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:22,303 "THE POPULAR PHOEBE IN TENNIS IS THE 'OVERHAND PHOEBE' 427 00:21:22,386 --> 00:21:24,180 "AND IF YOU WIN, YOU MUST SLAP 428 00:21:24,263 --> 00:21:27,475 YOUR OPPONENT ON THE PHOEBE AND SAY, 'MY PHOEBE.'" 429 00:21:29,185 --> 00:21:30,687 THAT'S CUTE. 430 00:21:30,770 --> 00:21:32,940 WE REALLY ALL ENJOYED IT, BUT YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T COUNT. 431 00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:34,232 COUNT FOR WHAT? 432 00:21:34,315 --> 00:21:38,236 JUST COUNT IN OUR HEADS AS GOOD MAD LIBS. 433 00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:40,321 I'M DONE. IT'S OVER. 434 00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:43,909 NO, WAIT. WAIT, GUYS, IF WE FOLLOW THE RULES 435 00:21:43,992 --> 00:21:46,411 IT'S STILL FUN AND IT MEANS SOMETHING. 436 00:21:46,494 --> 00:21:48,663 I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF. 437 00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:49,957 GUYS, RULES ARE GOOD. 438 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,667 RULES HELP CONTROL THE FUN.