1 00:00:02,661 --> 00:00:04,664 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 2 00:00:04,747 --> 00:00:07,625 NONE OF THAT, NOT WHILE YOU'RE LIVING UNDER MY ROOF. 3 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,585 WHAT? 4 00:00:09,668 --> 00:00:11,921 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I KNOW ABOUT YOU TWO 5 00:00:12,004 --> 00:00:14,049 DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE LOOKING AT IT. 6 00:00:14,132 --> 00:00:16,718 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT AN AUDITION FOR ANOTHER HOUR? 7 00:00:16,801 --> 00:00:19,845 WELL, I'M SORRY IF I'M NOT A MIDDLE-AGED, BLACK WOMAN. 8 00:00:21,931 --> 00:00:23,266 AND I'M ALSO SORRY 9 00:00:23,349 --> 00:00:27,354 IF SOMETIMES I GO TO THE WRONG AUDITION. 10 00:00:27,437 --> 00:00:29,356 OKAY, LOOK, IF I HAVE TO PRETEND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU TWO 11 00:00:29,439 --> 00:00:31,358 THEN YOU TWO ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PRETEND 12 00:00:31,441 --> 00:00:32,859 THERE'S NOTHING TO KNOW ABOUT. 13 00:00:32,942 --> 00:00:35,028 OKAY. SORRY. OKAY. 14 00:00:35,111 --> 00:00:36,404 SORRY. 15 00:00:42,034 --> 00:00:43,661 I CAN HEAR THAT! 16 00:00:44,954 --> 00:00:46,538 RACHEL'S AT WORK. 17 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,173 I CAN STILL HEAR YOU! 18 00:01:43,595 --> 00:01:44,555 HEY. 19 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:45,514 HELLO. HEY. 20 00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:47,016 HEY. WHAT'S THAT? 21 00:01:47,099 --> 00:01:48,476 MY MOM SENT ME A FAMILY HEIRLOOM 22 00:01:48,559 --> 00:01:50,228 THAT ONCE BELONGED TO MY GRANDMOTHER. 23 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,562 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 24 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,189 A YEAR AGO, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A FAMILY 25 00:01:53,272 --> 00:01:55,983 AND NOW I HAVE HEIRLOOMS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 26 00:02:03,074 --> 00:02:04,242 HEE-HEE. 27 00:02:06,035 --> 00:02:07,078 OH! GOD! 28 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:09,122 AH! 29 00:02:09,205 --> 00:02:11,541 OOH, SOFT. 30 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:14,210 IS THIS MINK? YEAH. 31 00:02:14,293 --> 00:02:17,172 WHY WOULD MY MOTHER SEND ME A FUR? 32 00:02:17,255 --> 00:02:20,008 DOESN'T SHE KNOW ME, BUT AT ALL? 33 00:02:20,091 --> 00:02:22,093 PLUS, I HAVE A PERFECTLY FINE COAT 34 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:24,553 THAT NO INNOCENT ANIMAL SUFFERED TO MAKE. 35 00:02:24,636 --> 00:02:26,722 YEAH, JUST SOME 9-YEAR-OLD FILIPINO KIDS 36 00:02:26,805 --> 00:02:29,517 WHO WORKED THEIR FINGERS BLOODY FOR 12 CENTS AN HOUR. 37 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,770 THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 38 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,021 I MADE THAT UP. 39 00:02:36,482 --> 00:02:37,817 HEY. 40 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:38,818 ROSS. 41 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:40,069 ROSS… 42 00:02:40,152 --> 00:02:41,654 YOU CAN'T PUT UP FLIERS IN HERE. 43 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:43,865 HOW COME? EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. 44 00:02:43,948 --> 00:02:45,616 YOU CAN'T. 45 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,579 WHAT IS THAT? 46 00:02:50,662 --> 00:02:52,165 OH, UH… 47 00:02:52,248 --> 00:02:54,501 I'M JUST GETTING RID OF A COUPLE OF THINGS. 48 00:02:54,584 --> 00:02:56,668 THIS IS ALL OF YOUR THINGS. 49 00:02:58,087 --> 00:02:59,797 YES. YES, IT IS. 50 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,174 NO, BUT IT'S GOOD. 51 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:03,801 SEE, EMILY THINKS WE SHOULD GET ALL NEW STUFF. 52 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,512 STUFF THAT'S JUST OURS, TOGETHER. 53 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:07,013 YOU KNOW, BRAND-NEW. 54 00:03:07,096 --> 00:03:08,515 BASICALLY, THIS IS 55 00:03:08,598 --> 00:03:10,225 A GETTING-RID-OF-ANYTHING- RACHEL-EVER-TOUCHED SALE. 56 00:03:10,308 --> 00:03:13,228 TOUCHED, USED, SAT ON, SLEPT ON… 57 00:03:13,311 --> 00:03:15,438 I'LL TAKE IT ALL. 58 00:03:16,814 --> 00:03:18,441 HEY, ROSS, YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 59 00:03:18,524 --> 00:03:20,567 LOOK, IF I CAN JUST DO WHAT EMILY WANTS 60 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:23,530 AND GET HER TO NEW YORK, I'M SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 61 00:03:23,613 --> 00:03:25,781 BUT DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME? 62 00:03:25,864 --> 00:03:28,993 AFTER WHAT I DID, CAN YOU BLAME HER? 63 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,079 YOU GOT OFF EASY. WHEN MY FRIEND, SILVIE'S HUSBAND 64 00:03:31,162 --> 00:03:32,997 SAID SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME IN BED 65 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,749 SHE CURSED HIM AND TURNED HIS THINGIE GREEN. 66 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,592 WHAT IS HE DOING? 67 00:03:44,675 --> 00:03:49,472 EMILY THINKS ROSS'S FURNITURE'S GOT "RACHEL COOTIES"? 68 00:03:49,555 --> 00:03:51,182 ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, JOEY. 69 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,393 NO. EVERYTHING'S GETTING ALL MESSED UP, YOU KNOW? 70 00:03:53,476 --> 00:03:55,603 EMILY WON'T LET ROSS SEE RACHEL. 71 00:03:55,686 --> 00:03:57,605 WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP SEEING RACHEL. 72 00:03:57,688 --> 00:04:00,483 HENCE, ROSS STOPS SEEING US. 73 00:04:00,566 --> 00:04:01,650 OH, I HATE THIS. 74 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:03,027 EVERYTHING'S CHANGING. 75 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,820 YEAH, I KNOW, WE'RE LOSING ROSS. 76 00:04:04,903 --> 00:04:05,904 JOEY SAID "HENCE." 77 00:04:09,492 --> 00:04:11,411 LOOK, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS, EITHER 78 00:04:11,494 --> 00:04:13,662 BUT, YOU KNOW, IF ROSS SAYS HE'S HAPPY 79 00:04:13,745 --> 00:04:15,957 THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP OUR FEELINGS 80 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,042 ABOUT EMILY TO OURSELVES. 81 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:19,335 ARE YOU COOL WITH THAT? 82 00:04:19,418 --> 00:04:20,586 NO. 83 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,882 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M AN ACTOR. 84 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,592 I'LL ACT COOL. 85 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,058 OOH… 86 00:04:34,141 --> 00:04:37,520 OH, GOD! STORAGE ROOMS GIVE ME THE CREEPS. 87 00:04:37,603 --> 00:04:40,482 MONICA, COME ON, PLEASE, HURRY UP. HONEY, PLEASE. 88 00:04:40,565 --> 00:04:42,150 IF YOU WANT THE LITTLE, ROUND WAFFLES YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT 89 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:43,901 TILL I FIND THE LITTLE ROUND WAFFLE IRON. 90 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:46,362 I WANT THE LITTLE, ROUND WAFFLES. 91 00:04:46,445 --> 00:04:47,863 ALL RIGHT. 92 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:48,990 OH, HERE IT IS. 93 00:04:49,073 --> 00:04:52,535 RIGHT UNDERNEATH A CAN OF BUG BOMB. 94 00:04:52,618 --> 00:04:54,579 I WONDER IF THE BEST PLACE TO PUT SOMETHING THAT COOKS FOOD 95 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,622 IS UNDERNEATH THE CAN OF POISON? 96 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:00,585 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL HAVE TOAST. 97 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,172 OH, MY GOD! 98 00:05:04,255 --> 00:05:05,256 AH! 99 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,674 FOG HIM! FOG HIM! 100 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,051 FOG HIM! 101 00:05:13,598 --> 00:05:16,309 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS COAT. 102 00:05:16,392 --> 00:05:18,311 I'LL TAKE IT. 103 00:05:18,394 --> 00:05:19,312 THAT MIGHT WORK. 104 00:05:19,395 --> 00:05:21,146 OOH, YEAH. 105 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,945 HUH? ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 106 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,614 YOU'RE ON IN FIVE, MS. MINNELLI. 107 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,662 NO, NO, NO. IT'S JUST A BIT SUDDEN. 108 00:05:35,745 --> 00:05:37,121 NO, IT'S GREAT, OKAY? 109 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,747 I AM TOTALLY ON BOARD. 110 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:39,957 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 111 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,125 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 112 00:05:44,503 --> 00:05:45,838 WHAT'S THE MATTER, ROSS? 113 00:05:45,921 --> 00:05:49,842 NOTHING. NO, NO, UH, ACTUALLY… GREAT NEWS. 114 00:05:49,925 --> 00:05:51,886 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH EMILY 115 00:05:51,969 --> 00:05:55,722 AND LOOKS LIKE I'M MOVING TO A NEW APARTMENT. 116 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:56,974 WHOO-HOO! 117 00:05:58,476 --> 00:05:59,602 WHY? 118 00:05:59,685 --> 00:06:02,063 WELL, HER THOUGHT IS, AND I AGREE 119 00:06:02,146 --> 00:06:06,859 FRESH, NEW FURNITURE, WHY NOT A FRESH, NEW APARTMENT? 120 00:06:06,942 --> 00:06:08,861 HER COUSIN HAS THIS GREAT PLACE TO SUBLET. 121 00:06:08,944 --> 00:06:10,488 IT'S GOT A VIEW OF THE RIVER ON ONE SIDE 122 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,031 AND COLUMBIA ON THE OTHER. 123 00:06:12,114 --> 00:06:13,282 THAT'S WAY UPTOWN. 124 00:06:13,365 --> 00:06:14,909 THAT'S LIKE THREE TRAINS AWAY… 125 00:06:14,992 --> 00:06:16,536 WHICH IS GREAT. 126 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:18,746 I LOVE TO RIDE THAT RAIL. 127 00:06:20,122 --> 00:06:22,124 SO YOU'RE REALLY OKAY WITH THIS? 128 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,960 YES. YES. I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF FAR FROM WORK 129 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:28,464 BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, I'LL GET SO MUCH DONE ON THE COMMUTE. 130 00:06:28,547 --> 00:06:32,343 I'VE BEEN GIVEN THE GIFT OF TIME. 131 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:36,096 YOU KNOW, THAT'S SO FUNNY 'CAUSE LAST CHRISTMAS, I GOT THE GIFT OF SPACE. 132 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:40,601 WE SHOULD GET THEM TOGETHER AND MAKE A CONTINUUM. 133 00:06:44,563 --> 00:06:46,107 NOW HE'S MOVING? 134 00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:48,443 MAN, WHAT IS EMILY DOING TO HIM? 135 00:06:48,526 --> 00:06:49,944 OW! 136 00:06:50,027 --> 00:06:52,446 HE'S NOT EVEN HERE! 137 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,199 YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! 138 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:57,285 WE WERE JUST IN THE STORAGE AREA 139 00:06:57,368 --> 00:06:59,412 AND WE SAW THIS REALLY CREEPY MAN. 140 00:06:59,495 --> 00:07:02,457 IT WAS LIKE THIS CRAZY-EYED, HAIRY BEAST-MAN. 141 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:04,542 HE WAS LIKE A… LIKE A BIGFOOT 142 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,168 OR A YETI OR SOMETHING. 143 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,378 AND HE CAME AT US 144 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,713 WITH AN AX, SO RACHEL 145 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,548 HAD TO USE A BUG BOMB ON HIM. 146 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,966 YEAH, I PULLED THE TAB 147 00:07:12,049 --> 00:07:13,843 AND I JUST FOGGED HIS YETI ASS. 148 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:18,264 UH, LIKE DARK HAIR, BUSHY BEARD? 149 00:07:18,347 --> 00:07:20,932 YEAH. YEAH, YOU FOGGED DANNY. 150 00:07:22,434 --> 00:07:25,146 OH, PLEASE. WE DID NOT FOG DANNY. 151 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:27,148 WHO'S DANNY? 152 00:07:27,231 --> 00:07:29,066 DANNY JUST MOVED IN DOWNSTAIRS. 153 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,401 YEAH, HE JUST GOT BACK 154 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,695 FROM THIS FOUR-MONTH TREK IN THE ANDES. 155 00:07:32,778 --> 00:07:34,113 NICE FELLA. 156 00:07:34,196 --> 00:07:35,948 OH, HE'S NICE. HE'S NICE. 157 00:07:36,031 --> 00:07:37,617 YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS… 158 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,910 STICK UP FOR THE PEOPLE WE FOG. 159 00:07:50,546 --> 00:07:51,673 YEAH. HI. 160 00:07:51,756 --> 00:07:53,132 YOU MIGHT NOT REMEMBER US 161 00:07:53,215 --> 00:07:55,301 BUT WE ARE THE GIRLS THAT FOGGED YOU. 162 00:07:55,384 --> 00:07:56,511 YEAH. WE'RE… WE'RE 163 00:07:56,594 --> 00:07:58,095 REALLY SORRY WE FOGGED YOU. 164 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,096 YEAH. 165 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,765 OKAY. 166 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,517 HMM. 167 00:08:07,104 --> 00:08:09,064 HI. UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW 168 00:08:09,147 --> 00:08:10,941 WE… WE DIDN'T MEAN TO FOG YOU. 169 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:14,028 WE ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE, LIKE, A YETI OR SOMETHING. 170 00:08:14,111 --> 00:08:16,238 OKAY. 171 00:08:20,075 --> 00:08:21,744 YES? 172 00:08:21,827 --> 00:08:23,954 HI. UH, SORRY TO BOTHER YOU 173 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,790 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT WE CAN ACCEPT 174 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:27,709 YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF OUR APOLOGY. 175 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:30,419 IT JUST DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE YOU MEAN IT. YEAH. 176 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:32,630 OKAY. 177 00:08:35,966 --> 00:08:38,636 WOW. THAT GUY IS SO RUDE. 178 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:41,347 REALLY. WHAT IS WITH THAT GUY? 179 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:43,683 I MEAN, YOU'D FORGIVE ME IF I FOGGED YOU. 180 00:08:43,766 --> 00:08:45,810 WELL, YOU DID A LITTLE BIT. 181 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,603 OH, MY GOD. 182 00:08:47,686 --> 00:08:49,438 HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. 183 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:50,857 I TOTALLY FORGIVE YOU. 184 00:08:50,940 --> 00:08:51,982 REALLY? YEAH. 185 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,692 OH… 186 00:08:57,488 --> 00:08:58,698 HEY. HEY. 187 00:08:58,781 --> 00:09:00,533 SO, LISTEN, YOU KNOW MY FRIEND CHRIS 188 00:09:00,616 --> 00:09:02,159 WHO OWNS THE CREMATORIUM? 189 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,995 CREMATORIUM CHRIS? SURE. 190 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,497 WELL, HE SAID THAT HE 191 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,999 WOULD CREMATE MY FUR COAT FOR FREE 192 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,835 IF I, UM, YOU KNOW, BRING IN 193 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,920 THE NEXT PERSON I KNOW WHO DIES. 194 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:15,339 REALLY? 195 00:09:16,507 --> 00:09:18,092 OH, MY GOD. 196 00:09:18,175 --> 00:09:20,636 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THESE PELTS. 197 00:09:20,719 --> 00:09:24,056 DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED. SHE'S HAVING IT CREMATED. 198 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:25,892 WHAT? 199 00:09:25,975 --> 00:09:28,394 PH-PHOEBE? HONEY? 200 00:09:28,477 --> 00:09:30,521 HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE QUIRKY AND I GET A BIG KICK OUT OF IT. 201 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,523 WE ALL DO, ACTUALLY. 202 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,692 BUT IF YOU DESTROY A COAT LIKE THIS… 203 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,695 I MEAN, THAT IS LIKE A CRIME AGAINST NATURE. 204 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,782 NO, NOT NATURE. FASHION. 205 00:09:40,865 --> 00:09:42,867 THIS IS FASHION? 206 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,286 OKAY, SO TO YOU, DEATH IS FASHION. 207 00:09:45,369 --> 00:09:46,537 THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. 208 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,623 YEAH. HERE'S… HERE'S PHOEBE 209 00:09:48,706 --> 00:09:52,543 UH, SPORTING, YOU KNOW, A CUTTING-EDGE, HAIRY CARCASS 210 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:57,214 FROM, YOU KNOW, THE STEEL TRAPS OF WINTRY RUSSIA. 211 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:00,551 I MEAN, YOU REALLY THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD? 212 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,720 'CAUSE I DO. 213 00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:08,476 YEAH. UH-HUH. 214 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:10,478 I KNOW. I MISS YOU, TOO. 215 00:10:10,561 --> 00:10:11,813 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 216 00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:13,648 I LOVE YOU. BYE. 217 00:10:13,731 --> 00:10:15,817 OKAY, WHAT IS IN HERE, ROCKS? 218 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:19,361 OH, NO. THIS IS MY COLLECTION OF, UH, FOSSIL SAMPLES. 219 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,405 SO ROCKS. 220 00:10:30,414 --> 00:10:32,834 I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS THIS APARTMENT. 221 00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:35,169 YOU KNOW, BEN… BEN TOOK HIS FIRST STEPS 222 00:10:35,252 --> 00:10:36,295 RIGHT OVER THERE. 223 00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:38,005 HMM. 224 00:10:38,088 --> 00:10:39,632 HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I RAN INTO THIS THING 225 00:10:39,715 --> 00:10:41,884 AND IT KIND OF KNOCKED ME OUT A LITTLE, HUH? 226 00:10:43,552 --> 00:10:45,471 I LOVE THIS PLACE. 227 00:10:45,554 --> 00:10:48,265 TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO MOVE. 228 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,601 UH, ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU'RE 229 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,562 NOT ENTIRELY HAPPY ABOUT THIS? 230 00:10:53,645 --> 00:10:55,397 WELL, I MEAN, IF, UH… 231 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,607 IF EMILY GAVE ME A CHOICE… 232 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,901 YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE. 233 00:10:58,984 --> 00:11:01,236 ROSS, WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO HER? 234 00:11:01,319 --> 00:11:03,990 ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT? 235 00:11:04,073 --> 00:11:06,534 WELL, IT'S NOT RIGHT, WHAT EMILY WANTS YOU TO DO. 236 00:11:06,617 --> 00:11:07,869 SHE IS TOTALLY… OW! 237 00:11:07,952 --> 00:11:09,871 STOP PINCHING ME. 238 00:11:09,954 --> 00:11:12,832 LOOK, NOW, YOU GUYS SAID I ONLY HAVE TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT 239 00:11:12,915 --> 00:11:15,083 AS LONG AS ROSS WAS HAPPY, RIGHT? 240 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,878 WELL, HE JUST TOLD ME 241 00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:19,337 THAT HE'S NOT ENTIRELY HAPPY. 242 00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:23,049 WHAT'S GOING ON? 243 00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:24,509 WE ALL HATE EMILY. 244 00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:27,972 NO. 245 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,349 NO. ROSS, WE DO NOT HATE EMILY. 246 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,309 WE JUST… WE JUST THINK 247 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,646 THAT YOU'RE HAVING TO SACRIFICE A WHOLE LOT TO MAKE HER HAPPY. 248 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,648 YEAH. 249 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,233 WE JUST THINK THAT MAYBE SHE'S BEING 250 00:11:39,316 --> 00:11:41,944 A LITTLE… UNREASONABLE. 251 00:11:42,027 --> 00:11:44,070 YES. YES. UNREASONABLE. 252 00:11:44,153 --> 00:11:46,490 UNREASONABLE? 253 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,116 HOW ABOUT WE HAVE THIS CONVERSATION 254 00:11:48,199 --> 00:11:50,160 WHEN ONE OF YOU GUYS GETS MARRIED? 255 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,620 YOU HAVE NO IDEA 256 00:11:51,703 --> 00:11:54,122 WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK. 257 00:11:54,205 --> 00:11:55,750 IT'S ABOUT COMPROMISE. 258 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,377 DO YOU ALWAYS LIKE IT? NO. DO YOU DO IT? YES. 259 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:02,130 BECAUSE IT'S NOT ALL LAUGHING, HAPPY, CANDY-IN-THE-SKY 260 00:12:02,213 --> 00:12:03,799 DRINKING-COFFEE-AT-CENTRAL-PERK ALL THE TIME. 261 00:12:03,882 --> 00:12:05,509 IT'S REAL LIFE, OKAY? 262 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,470 IT'S WHAT GROWNUPS DO. 263 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:17,312 I THINK HE'S RIGHT. 264 00:12:17,395 --> 00:12:19,606 YOU GUYS HANG OUT AT THE COFFEEHOUSE WAY TOO MUCH. 265 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,741 GOD, I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT ROSS. 266 00:12:28,824 --> 00:12:30,116 I KNOW. 267 00:12:30,199 --> 00:12:32,995 I KIND OF FEEL LIKE IT'S MY FAULT. 268 00:12:35,372 --> 00:12:37,291 KIND OF? 269 00:12:37,374 --> 00:12:40,002 IF YOU HAD JUST KEPT THIS TO YOURSELF, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 270 00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:42,838 WELL, I'M KEEPING SO MANY THINGS TO MYSELF THESE DAYS 271 00:12:42,921 --> 00:12:44,506 SOMETHING WAS BOUND TO SLIP OUT. 272 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,385 WELL, I THINK IT'S VERY BRAVE WHAT YOU SAID. 273 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,971 OH, YEAH. 274 00:12:50,054 --> 00:12:52,598 ALL RIGHT. I CAN'T SIT HERE ANYMORE. 275 00:12:52,681 --> 00:12:55,225 I HAVE TO WALK PLACES. 276 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,978 PHEEBS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE COAT? 277 00:12:57,061 --> 00:12:59,145 HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE ANIMAL RIGHTS THING? 278 00:12:59,228 --> 00:13:02,566 WELL, I'VE BEEN READING UP, AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION 279 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,526 MINKS ARE NOT VERY NICE. 280 00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:09,239 OKAY, I ADMIT IT, I LOVE THIS COAT, OKAY. 281 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,076 IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HAD WRAPPED AROUND ME 282 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,829 INCLUDING PHIL HUNTLEY. 283 00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:17,748 REMEMBER PHIL HUNTLEY? HE WAS FINE. 284 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,509 HI. 285 00:13:32,888 --> 00:13:34,473 SO, YOU LIKE THE SHORT HAIR BETTER? 286 00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:35,556 WHAT? 287 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,353 YETI… DANNY? 288 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:46,234 HAD TO CUT MY HAIR TO GET RID OF THE, UH… FOGGER SMELL. 289 00:13:46,317 --> 00:13:47,277 OH. 290 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,571 LISTEN, OH, I'M SO SORRY. 291 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,573 I WOULD-I WOULD HAVE NEVER FOGGED YOU 292 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:55,077 YOU KNOW, IF YOU HADN'T LOOKED SO, YOU KNOW, UH… 293 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,079 ABSOLUTELY. 294 00:13:57,162 --> 00:13:59,081 SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST INTO APPEARANCES. 295 00:13:59,164 --> 00:14:00,541 WHAT? 296 00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:02,126 THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL. 297 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,127 WHOA! WHOA! NO! 298 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,545 NO, THAT IS NOT COOL. 299 00:14:04,628 --> 00:14:06,254 YOU-YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 300 00:14:06,337 --> 00:14:08,132 COME ON. YOU'VE GOT THE SHOPPING BAGS 301 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,466 AND THE SAKS CATALOGUE. 302 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,217 SO, UH, FROM THAT, YOU THINK 303 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,721 YOU'VE GOT ME ALL FIGURED OUT? 304 00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:15,430 WELL, YOU DON'T. 305 00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:20,186 YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE TOYS FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED KIDS IN HERE. 306 00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:22,021 DO YOU? 307 00:14:22,104 --> 00:14:25,858 WELL, YOU KNOW, IF KIDS LIKE TO PLAY WITH CAPRI PANTS. 308 00:14:25,941 --> 00:14:28,318 OKAY. 309 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,404 AND STOP SAYING THAT. 310 00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:31,613 I HATE THAT. 311 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,864 OKAY. 312 00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,377 FINE. I JUDGED YOU. 313 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:47,755 I MADE A SNAP JUDGMENT, BUT YOU DID IT, TOO 314 00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:51,592 AND YOU'RE WORSE, BECAUSE YOU ARE STICKING TO YOUR STUPID SNAP JUDGMENT. 315 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,761 YOU CAN'T EVEN OPEN UP YOUR MIND FOR A SECOND 316 00:14:53,844 --> 00:14:55,262 TO SEE THAT YOU MIGHT BE WRONG. 317 00:14:55,345 --> 00:14:56,638 WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU? 318 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,349 THAT PIZZA PLACE ACROSS THE STREET ANY GOOD? 319 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,309 WHAT? 320 00:15:01,392 --> 00:15:03,520 I'M HUNGRY. WANT TO GET SOME PIZZA? 321 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,147 YOU CAN KEEP YELLING IF THERE'S MORE. 322 00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:08,943 OKAY. 323 00:15:09,026 --> 00:15:10,069 STOP SAYING THAT. 324 00:15:10,152 --> 00:15:11,320 I HATE THAT. 325 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:17,952 UH, ROSS… 326 00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:19,787 ARE YOU STILL MAD AT US? YUP. 327 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,497 OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE WE HAVE AN "I'M SORRY" SONG. 328 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,833 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD. 329 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:28,963 LOOK, ROSS, I FEEL REALLY BAD. 330 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,924 I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING THROUGH ALL THIS STUFF 331 00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:34,635 AND… I JUST ACTED LIKE A JERK. 332 00:15:34,718 --> 00:15:36,511 YEAH, WE ARE SO SORRY. 333 00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:39,223 YOU'RE KIND OF STEPPING ON THE SONG. 334 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,976 LOOK… WE WERE WAY OUT OF LINE, ALL RIGHT? 335 00:15:42,059 --> 00:15:43,727 WE TOTALLY SUPPORT YOU. 336 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,980 WHATEVER YOU DECIDE, WHATEVER YOU DO. 337 00:15:46,063 --> 00:15:49,316 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST TAKING LINES RIGHT OUT OF THE SONG. 338 00:15:49,399 --> 00:15:52,069 LOOK, THIS IS HARD ENOUGH, OKAY. 339 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,362 I REALLY NEED YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW. 340 00:15:54,445 --> 00:15:55,530 YES. EXACTLY. 341 00:15:55,613 --> 00:15:57,532 AND THAT'S WHY… 342 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,869 WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TONIGHT 343 00:16:00,952 --> 00:16:02,663 AND I'LL MAKE YOU YOUR FAVORITE DINNER? 344 00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:05,166 COME ON. 345 00:16:05,249 --> 00:16:07,209 OKAY. 346 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:08,919 THANKS, YOU GUYS. 347 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,879 PHEEBS, ARE YOU WEARING FUR? 348 00:16:10,962 --> 00:16:12,881 OKAY, LET'S GET SOME PERSPECTIVE, PEOPLE. 349 00:16:12,964 --> 00:16:16,051 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M WEARING A SEEING-EYE DOG COAT. 350 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,639 HEY, YOU KNOW, ROSS 351 00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:22,724 I, UH… I THINK I KIND OF UNDERSTAND 352 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:25,144 WHY I KIND OF LOST IT TODAY. 353 00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:26,979 YOU DO, HUH? 354 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:30,524 YEAH, YOU SEE, I'M AN ACTOR, RIGHT? 355 00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:34,945 SO I GOT TO KEEP MY EMOTIONS RIGHT AT THE SURFACE, YOU KNOW? 356 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:39,616 I GOT A LOT OF BALLS IN THE AIR, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 357 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:43,078 IT'S TOUGH. GUYS LIKE ME, YOU KNOW, YOU WANDER AROUND… 358 00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:45,247 YOU'RE ALONE. 359 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:48,292 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 360 00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,795 I'M NOT SURE. 361 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,339 HI. 362 00:16:53,422 --> 00:16:55,299 HEY, LOOK AT YOU. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 363 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,511 OH, I WENT TO HAVE PIZZA WITH DANNY. 364 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:03,765 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? THAT YETI IS ONE SMOOTH TALKER. 365 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,227 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO FULL, 'CAUSE DINNER'S ALMOST READY. 366 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,020 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I THINK 367 00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,688 I'M PROBABLY JUST GOING TO HANG OUT IN ROOM. 368 00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:11,565 OH, NO. WHY? 369 00:17:11,648 --> 00:17:13,025 COME ON, YOU GUYS. 370 00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:15,485 IF EMILY KNEW I WAS HERE HAVING DINNER WITH YOU 371 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,362 SHE WOULD FLIP OUT AND YOU KNOW IT. 372 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,368 IT'S OKAY. I REALLY… I DON'T MIND. 373 00:17:22,451 --> 00:17:23,535 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 374 00:17:23,618 --> 00:17:25,704 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST STAY. 375 00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:30,167 PLEASE. IT WOULD REALLY MEAN A LOT FOR ME IF YOU STAY. 376 00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:32,836 ROSS, I JUST… 377 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:36,548 RACHEL, PLEASE. JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US. 378 00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:39,676 OKAY, OKAY, JOEY, IT'S OKAY. SETTLE DOWN. 379 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,178 ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 380 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,429 I'M SORRY. 381 00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,639 YOU SEE, RACH, I'M AN ACTOR. 382 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,144 HEY! 383 00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:52,231 HEY, LOOK, THE UGLY NAKED GUY'S BACK. 384 00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:54,358 OH, MY GOD! 385 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,526 WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN SO LONG. 386 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,570 OH, GOD, I REALLY MISSED THAT FAT BASTARD. 387 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,369 WOW. THIS IS SO WEIRD. 388 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,162 I JUST REALIZED THIS MAY BE THE LAST TIME 389 00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:08,705 WE'RE ALL HANGING OUT TOGETHER. 390 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,210 IT'S ALMOST AS IF HE KNEW. 391 00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:16,796 I'LL GET IT. 392 00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:20,801 HELLO. 393 00:18:20,884 --> 00:18:22,260 HI, EMILY. 394 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,098 YEAH, YOU TRACKED HIM DOWN. HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 395 00:18:29,351 --> 00:18:30,852 HEY. 396 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,980 YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE, UH… 397 00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:35,232 WE'RE JUST HAVING DINNER. 398 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,733 UH, YEAH, SURE. HOLD ON. 399 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:37,985 SHE WANTS TO SAY HI. 400 00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,068 HOLD ON. 401 00:18:42,197 --> 00:18:43,490 HI, EMILY. 402 00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:44,908 HELLO, EVERYONE. 403 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,411 SO, WHO AM I SAYING HELLO TO? 404 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,079 WELL, UH… 405 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,580 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHO'S HERE 406 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,082 BUT I CAN TELL YOU FOR DAMN SURE 407 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,376 WHO'S NOT HERE, AND THAT'S RACHEL. 408 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,879 Well, I should hope not. 409 00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:01,132 Ross knows better than that by now. 410 00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:05,512 YOU KNOW WHAT? 411 00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:06,638 RACHEL IS HERE. 412 00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:08,515 She's there? 413 00:19:08,598 --> 00:19:10,350 OH, YEAH, THERE SHE IS. 414 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,438 YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S HERE. 415 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,482 ROSS, TAKE ME OFF SPEAKER PHONE. 416 00:19:16,565 --> 00:19:18,317 HI. 417 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,028 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 418 00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:24,114 I THOUGHT I'D MADE MY FEELINGS ABOUT RACHEL PERFECTLY CLEAR. 419 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:28,327 LOOK, EMILY, I'M JUST HAVING DINNER WITH MY FRIENDS, OKAY? 420 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:30,496 YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN'T KEEP AWAY FROM HER. 421 00:19:30,579 --> 00:19:31,872 Emily, that's ridiculous. 422 00:19:31,955 --> 00:19:33,874 LOOK, I'M MOVING FOR YOU. 423 00:19:33,957 --> 00:19:36,502 I'M CUTTING FRIENDS OUT OF MY LIFE FOR YOU. 424 00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:40,881 PLEASE, JUST GET ON THE PLANE AND COME TO NEW YORK, OKAY? YOU'LL SEE. 425 00:19:40,964 --> 00:19:43,384 You're the only person I want to be with. 426 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,344 I'LL FEEL BETTER WHEN I'M THERE 427 00:19:45,427 --> 00:19:47,971 AND I CAN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ALL THE TIME. 428 00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,891 WELL, YOU… 429 00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:54,227 YOU CAN'T KNOW WHERE I AM ALL THE TIME. 430 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,731 LOOK, THIS MARRIAGE IS NEVER GOING TO WORK 431 00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,483 IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME. 432 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,611 YOU'RE RIGHT. 433 00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:07,616 SO… CAN YOU TRUST ME? 434 00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:13,955 NO. 435 00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:19,127 I THINK IT'S GOING OKAY. 436 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,129 YEAH, LOOKS LIKE HE'S SMILING. 437 00:20:21,212 --> 00:20:22,548 HOW CAN YOU TELL? 438 00:20:22,631 --> 00:20:24,216 YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. 439 00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:26,343 YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL. 440 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,470 HERE, LOOK, WATCH ME. 441 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,433 SMILE. FROWN. SMILE. 442 00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:35,101 FROWN… SMILE… 443 00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:50,658 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT. 444 00:20:50,741 --> 00:20:51,659 WHAT? 445 00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:53,537 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? 446 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,330 MY MARRIAGE IS OVER. 447 00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:56,831 SWEETIE… 448 00:20:56,914 --> 00:20:59,209 OH, LOOK AT YOU. 449 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,753 YOU'RE SHIVERING. 450 00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:03,004 HERE. 451 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:10,136 ROSS, HONEY, IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 452 00:21:11,846 --> 00:21:13,014 YEAH. 453 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,561 YOU CAN HELP ME GET MY FURNITURE BACK FROM GUNTHER. 454 00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:40,375 OKAY, STOP TORMENTING ME! 455 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,253 THIS IS MINK, OKAY? 456 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,464 THEY'RE MEAN AND THEY HATE SQUIRRELS. 457 00:21:45,547 --> 00:21:46,923 AND, YOU KNOW, OKAY 458 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,426 MOST OF THESE PROBABLY WANTED TO BE COATS. 459 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,639 ALL RIGHT, FINE. NO, I GET IT. 460 00:21:53,722 --> 00:21:56,433 HERE, YOU TAKE IT. 461 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,728 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I'M COLD!