1
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THAT'S A PIG.

2
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I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT LOOK
AT THE KNOBS ON IT.

3
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HEY.

4
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HEY.
HEY.

5
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EMILY'S COUSIN
KICKED ME OUT.

6
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WHAT?
WHY?

7
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WELL, WHEN YOU'RE SUBLETTING
AN APARTMENT

8
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FROM YOUR WIFE'S COUSIN,
AND THEN YOU GET A DIVORCE

9
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SOMETIMES THE COUSIN SUDDENLY
WANTS HIS APARTMENT BACK.

10
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DIDN'T YOU
SIGN A LEASE?

11
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WHO NEEDS A LEASE
WHEN IT'S FAMILY?

12
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HEY, YOU COULD
STAY WITH US.

13
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WE'LL TAKE
CARE OF YOU.

14
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ANYTHING
YOU NEED, MAN

15
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BUT YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME
YOU WILL LET US KNOW

16
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THE SECOND YOU ARE
FEELING BETTER

17
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SO WE CAN MAKE FUN
OF YOUR HAIR.
YEAH.

18
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YOU GOT IT.

19
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OKAY.

20
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THANKS, YOU GUYS,
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.

21
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I'M GOING TO GET PACKING AGAIN.

22
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I'VE BEEN MOVING AROUND
SO MUCH LATELY

23
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I'M BEGINNING
TO FEEL LIKE A NOMAD.

24
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WHAT?

25
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HE THOUGHT YOU SAID "GONAD."

26
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IF EVERY RESTAURANT
WERE AS CLEAN AS YOURS

27
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IT'D BE A TOUGH TIME
MAKING A LIVING.

28
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OH, LARRY.

29
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SO, UM, DO HEALTH INSPECTORS
WORK ON COMMISSION?

30
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NO. BRIBES.

31
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IT'S OKAY TO LAUGH, RIGHT?

32
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YEAH. I WAS JUST KIDDING.
OKAY.

33
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I'M GOING TO CHECK
THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

34
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OKAY. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, LARRY.

35
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YUMMY.

36
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WHAT? LARRY?

37
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OH, YEAH. I'D LET HIM

38
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CHECK OUT MY
KITCHEN FLOOR.

39
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A 98.

40
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I DEDUCTED
TWO POINTS BECAUSE

41
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YOU'RE NOT WEARING
YOUR CHEF'S HAT

42
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AND THAT IS
A SECTION FIVE VIOLATION.

43
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LOOK, LARRY, HONEY

44
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UM… I WROTE THE BOOK
ON SECTION FIVE

45
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AND I KNOW THAT
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WEAR YOUR HAT

46
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UNLESS YOU'RE
IN THE KITCHEN.

47
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WHERE IS YOUR HAT?

48
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IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.
I'LL GO GET IT.

49
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THERE'S THE TWO POINTS.

50
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HEY, YOU SHOULD REALLY READ
THAT BOOK YOU WROTE.

51
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WOW.

52
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YOU SAW THE HAT
IN THE KITCHEN

53
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AND YOU KNEW
SHE'D HAVE TO GO

54
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IN THERE HATLESS
TO GET IT.

55
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YOU COULD HAVE
YOUR OWN, YOU KNOW

56
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HEALTH INSPECTOR
DETECTIVE SHOW.

57
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WELL, I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT THAT.

58
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YEAH, BUT THEN I COULD BE YOUR
SIDEKICK, VUNDA.

59
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MAYBE VUNDA COULD
GIVE ME HER NUMBER

60
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AND I COULD ASK HER
TO DINNER SOMETIME.

61
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OKAY, SHE WOULD LOVE THAT,
YOU KNOW

62
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SINCE YOU KNOW
ALL THE CLEAN PLACES TO EAT.

63
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I'LL CALL YOU.

64
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OKAY.

65
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HE'S SO FUNNY. WHOA. OH.

66
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THANK YOU.

67
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MON, HOW'S ROSS DOING

68
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YOU KNOW, SINCE
ALL THE EMILY STUFF?

69
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HE'S NOT GREAT,
BUT, UM…

70
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HE'S DEALING WITH IT.
OH.

71
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO…?

72
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OH, HONEY, PLEASE, NO.

73
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I CAN'T GET STARTED WITH
ALL THAT ROSS STUFF AGAIN.

74
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HE'S GOING TO BE
SCREWED UP FOR A LONG TIME.

75
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AND BESIDES, YOU KNOW

76
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I DON'T GO FOR GUYS
RIGHT AFTER THEY GET DIVORCED.

77
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RIGHT. YOU ONLY
GO FOR THEM

78
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FIVE MINUTES BEFORE
THEY GET MARRIED.

79
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TWO POUNDS OF MOCHA JAVA,
PLEASE.

80
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IT'S DANNY.

81
00:04:06,478 --> 00:04:07,687
ARE YOU GUYS EVER
GOING OUT AGAIN?

82
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I DON'T KNOW.
HE HASN'T CALLED ME

83
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SINCE THAT ONE TIME
WE WENT OUT.

84
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I SEE HIM IN THE HALLWAY,
WE FLIRT.

85
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I'M ALL…

86
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…AND NOTHING.

87
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HEY.

88
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HI, DANNY.

89
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WOW. THIRSTY, HUH?

90
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ACTUALLY, I'M HAVING A
PARTY AT MY PLACE ON SATURDAY…

91
00:04:23,161 --> 00:04:24,413
SORT OF A HOUSEWARMING THING.

92
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OH, FUN.
OH, GREAT.

93
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I'M REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO IT.

94
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OKAY, SEE YOU.

95
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WELL, I GUESS WE WON'T
BE WARMING HIS HOUSE.

96
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

97
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I SEE WHAT HE'S DOING.

98
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HE'S NOT ASKING ME OUT

99
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BECAUSE HE WANTS ME
TO ASK HIM OUT.

100
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YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO DO THAT?

101
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THAT'S RIGHT.

102
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BECAUSE THAT WOULD
GIVE HIM THE CONTROL.

103
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SO NOW HE'S ALL,
OOH, COMING UP WITH THIS

104
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"I'VE GOT A PARTY" THING…

105
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YOU KNOW,
TRYING TO GET ME

106
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TO HINT AROUND
FOR AN INVITATION.

107
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BLEW UP IN HIS FACE,
DIDN'T IT?

108
00:05:01,282 --> 00:05:03,368
SO THERE
IS NO PARTY?

109
00:05:03,451 --> 00:05:05,036
OH, NO.

110
00:05:05,119 --> 00:05:06,662
THERE'S A PARTY.

111
00:05:06,745 --> 00:05:10,083
THERE'S A PARTY,
BUT THE POWER…

112
00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:12,710
THAT IS STILL UP FOR GRABS.

113
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YOU FOLLOW ME?

114
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I THINK SO.

115
00:05:16,047 --> 00:05:18,716
SO HE'S NOT INVITING
YOU TO HIS PARTY

116
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BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU.

117
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EXACTLY.

118
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ROSS?

119
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HEY, ROOMIES.

120
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HEY.

121
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LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WITH THE PLACE.

122
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YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW,
IT'S A LOT OF BOXES

123
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BUT AGAIN, I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU GUYS LETTING ME STAY HERE.

124
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NOT A PROBLEM.

125
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AND SINCE YOU'LL
BE HERE A WHILE

126
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I WAS THINKING WE'D PUT YOUR
NAME ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE.

127
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OH. I, UH, HOPE YOU DON'T MIND

128
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BUT I KIND OF ALREADY
JAZZED IT UP A LITTLE.

129
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CHECK IT OUT.

130
00:06:08,683 --> 00:06:09,601
HEY.

131
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ALL RIGHT.

132
00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:12,478
PRETTY COOL, HUH?

133
00:06:15,106 --> 00:06:16,858
YOU'RE FAKE LAUGHING,
TOO, RIGHT?

134
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OH, THE TEARS ARE REAL.

135
00:06:21,778 --> 00:06:24,824
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL
THIS EVENING.

136
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SHOW ME THE BADGE AGAIN.

137
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SHINY.

138
00:06:34,751 --> 00:06:35,669
YOU MIND IF I WASH UP?

139
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I CAME STRAIGHT FROM WORK

140
00:06:37,253 --> 00:06:38,921
AND WHO KNOWS WHERE
THESE BABIES HAVE BEEN?

141
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YOU ARE JUST NON-STOP.

142
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WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

143
00:06:52,727 --> 00:06:53,811
WHY?

144
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JUST WALKING
PAST THE KITCHEN

145
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I SAW TEN VIOLATIONS.

146
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I AM SHUTTING
THIS PLACE DOWN.

147
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YOU HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT?

148
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THIS DOES.

149
00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:04,363
SHUT IT DOWN.

150
00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:16,793
HEY.

151
00:07:18,961 --> 00:07:20,212
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

152
00:07:21,255 --> 00:07:23,799
NOTHING.

153
00:07:23,882 --> 00:07:25,426
YOU BUILT A FORT, DIDN'T YOU?

154
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KIND OF.

155
00:07:29,764 --> 00:07:31,891
OH, MY GOD, THE AIR PURIFIER.

156
00:07:31,974 --> 00:07:33,393
ROSS'S AIR PURIFIER.

157
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ALL I HEARD FOR FOUR YEARS
THROUGH COLLEGE WAS…

158
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YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE OUT
ONCE IN A WHILE.

159
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I HATE THIS THING.

160
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COME ON, CHANDLER.

161
00:07:44,529 --> 00:07:45,447
ROSS IS OUR FRIEND.

162
00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:47,115
HE NEEDS US RIGHT NOW.

163
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WHY DON'T YOU BE A GROWNUP
AND COME WATCH TV IN THE FORT?

164
00:07:56,248 --> 00:07:57,250
OH, HI, DANNY.

165
00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:58,918
I JUST WANTED
TO INVITE YOU

166
00:07:59,001 --> 00:08:00,128
TO THE PARTY
TOMORROW NIGHT.

167
00:08:00,211 --> 00:08:01,546
OH, THANKS.

168
00:08:01,629 --> 00:08:03,047
I'LL TRY TO
STOP BY.

169
00:08:03,130 --> 00:08:06,008
YEAH, ACTUALLY, I THINK…
I'M GOING TO BE BUSY.

170
00:08:06,091 --> 00:08:07,135
YOU ARE?

171
00:08:07,218 --> 00:08:08,886
YEAH. REMEMBER?

172
00:08:08,969 --> 00:08:11,514
I'VE GOT THAT,
UH… GALA.

173
00:08:12,849 --> 00:08:15,017
WHAT'S THE GALA FOR?

174
00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,603
UH, IT'S A, UM…

175
00:08:16,686 --> 00:08:19,105
IT'S A, IT'S A
REGATTA GALA.

176
00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:21,065
REALLY? YOU SAIL?

177
00:08:21,148 --> 00:08:24,110
NO. NO, BUT I SUPPORT IT.

178
00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:27,405
OKAY. WELL, HOPE I SEE YOU
TOMORROW NIGHT.

179
00:08:27,488 --> 00:08:28,490
OKAY.
TAKE CARE.

180
00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:30,449
OKAY.

181
00:08:32,827 --> 00:08:35,622
WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE,
DIDN'T HE?

182
00:08:35,705 --> 00:08:36,748
WHAT ONE?

183
00:08:36,831 --> 00:08:38,500
YOU WANTED HIM
TO INVITE YOU

184
00:08:38,583 --> 00:08:39,959
TO THE PARTY AND HE DID.

185
00:08:40,042 --> 00:08:41,961
YEAH, BUT HE WAITED
UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE.

186
00:08:42,044 --> 00:08:43,379
SO IF I SAID YES,
HE WOULD KNOW

187
00:08:43,462 --> 00:08:45,465
I HAD NOTHING BETTER
TO DO THAN WAIT AROUND

188
00:08:45,548 --> 00:08:47,300
FOR AN INVITATION
TO HIS STUPID PARTY.

189
00:08:47,383 --> 00:08:48,802
I SAID NO,
WHICH PUTS ME

190
00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:52,972
RIGHT BACK IN
THE DRIVER'S SEAT.

191
00:08:53,055 --> 00:08:54,474
SO, THE BALL IS IN
HIS COURT?

192
00:08:54,557 --> 00:08:55,684
BALL?

193
00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,852
NO, THERE'S NO BALL.

194
00:09:08,821 --> 00:09:10,239
JOEY, PLEASE.

195
00:09:10,322 --> 00:09:11,407
SORRY.

196
00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:29,384
HELLO, CHILDREN.

197
00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:30,677
HEY.

198
00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,136
WANT TO PLAY SOME FOOSBALL?

199
00:09:32,219 --> 00:09:33,847
PLEASE?

200
00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:35,390
OKAY.

201
00:09:35,473 --> 00:09:36,725
NO, NO. NO.

202
00:09:36,808 --> 00:09:39,018
WE HAD TO MOVE THE TABLE
INTO MY ROOM

203
00:09:39,101 --> 00:09:41,062
BECAUSE OF ALL THE BOXES.

204
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,563
COME ON.

205
00:09:47,485 --> 00:09:50,029
ALL RIGHT, I
HAVE ONE QUESTION.

206
00:09:50,112 --> 00:09:53,533
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS?

207
00:09:53,616 --> 00:09:57,036
BYE-BYE, LITTLE PUPPET-JOEY
HAND?

208
00:09:57,119 --> 00:09:59,288
NO, NO, THE "QUIET DOWN" THING.

209
00:09:59,371 --> 00:10:01,875
OH, YOU MEAN THIS.

210
00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:04,419
MM! MM!

211
00:10:04,502 --> 00:10:07,422
I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH MORE I CAN TAKE.

212
00:10:07,505 --> 00:10:10,049
DID YOU KNOW HE TAPED OVER
MY BAYWATCH TAPE

213
00:10:10,132 --> 00:10:11,759
WITH SOME SHOW ABOUT BUGS?

214
00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,763
MY GOD.

215
00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:16,555
WHAT IF THAT HAD BEEN PORN, HUH?

216
00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:19,851
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, YOU KNOW

217
00:10:19,934 --> 00:10:21,227
THIS MAY BE TOUGH,
BUT COME ON, IT'S ROSS.

218
00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:23,271
I SURVIVED COLLEGE WITH HIM.

219
00:10:23,354 --> 00:10:26,441
ALL RIGHT. I GUESS I CAN
HOLD OUT A LITTLE LONGER.

220
00:10:26,524 --> 00:10:27,650
LET'S HAVE A GAME.

221
00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:28,733
OKAY.

222
00:10:30,528 --> 00:10:31,780
NO, NO, NO.

223
00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:33,071
YES!

224
00:10:34,866 --> 00:10:36,408
UH, FELLAS?

225
00:10:42,665 --> 00:10:44,834
OKAY, SO HE'S OUT OF HERE.

226
00:10:52,008 --> 00:10:53,468
YOU GUYS GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?

227
00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:54,886
I JUST WENT
DOWN TO JOHN-O's

228
00:10:54,969 --> 00:10:56,554
FOR SOME CHICKEN,
AND IT WAS CLOSED.

229
00:10:56,637 --> 00:10:59,098
I TOOK LARRY THERE TO EAT,
BUT IT WAS ALL VIOLATED

230
00:10:59,181 --> 00:11:01,183
SO WE SHUT IT DOWN.

231
00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:03,561
PHEEBS, IF THIS GUY
KEEPS CLOSING DOWN

232
00:11:03,644 --> 00:11:06,314
ALL OUR FAVORITE PLACES,
WHERE WE GOING TO EAT?

233
00:11:06,397 --> 00:11:08,065
I DON'T KNOW;
CLEAN PLACES?

234
00:11:08,148 --> 00:11:09,650
MMM. YUM.

235
00:11:15,071 --> 00:11:16,699
IT'S DANNY.

236
00:11:16,782 --> 00:11:19,034
DON'T LET HIM IN. I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE AT A REGATTA GALA.

237
00:11:19,117 --> 00:11:20,453
WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

238
00:11:20,536 --> 00:11:22,580
CAN'T YOU JUST SAY IT
STARTS LATER?

239
00:11:22,663 --> 00:11:26,417
WHAT KIND OF A REGATTA GALA
STARTS AT NIGHT?

240
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,210
THE FAKE KIND.

241
00:11:32,631 --> 00:11:33,883
HEY, UM, I NEED A LADLE.

242
00:11:33,966 --> 00:11:34,884
YOU GOT A LADLE?

243
00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:36,052
WE HAVE A LADLE.

244
00:11:38,387 --> 00:11:39,305
THANKS. SEE YOU
AT THE PARTY.

245
00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:40,556
OKAY. GREAT.

246
00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:42,934
HEY, YOU GUYS.

247
00:11:43,017 --> 00:11:44,268
YOU KNOW WHAT LARRY WOULD SAY?

248
00:11:44,351 --> 00:11:46,353
HE'D SAY, "SEE YOU LADLE."

249
00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:52,652
WELL, I'M DONE WITH THIS.
YOU WANT ANYTHING, ROSS?

250
00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:54,236
UH, SPORTS?
INTERNATIONAL?

251
00:11:54,319 --> 00:11:55,530
APARTMENT LISTINGS?

252
00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:57,365
UH, I'LL TAKE SPORTS.

253
00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:59,283
MINE.

254
00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:00,535
ALL RIGHT.

255
00:12:00,618 --> 00:12:02,203
UH, INTERNATIONAL.

256
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,495
THAT'S MINE, TOO.

257
00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:07,166
I'M ITALIAN.

258
00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:10,545
I GUESS I COULD CHECK OUT
THOSE APARTMENT LISTINGS

259
00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:13,130
EVEN THOUGH THERE'S
NEVER ANYTHING IN HERE.

260
00:12:13,213 --> 00:12:15,007
NOT EVEN ON PAGE SEVEN?

261
00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:18,887
OH, YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

262
00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:20,889
OH, HERE'S AN AFFORDABLE PLACE.

263
00:12:20,972 --> 00:12:23,307
TWO BEDROOM, CLOSE TO WORK.

264
00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,810
OOH, IT'S AVAILABLE
IN FIVE WEEKS.

265
00:12:25,893 --> 00:12:27,979
WHAT ABOUT THAT
CIRCLED ONE?

266
00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:29,647
OH, I DON'T KNOW.

267
00:12:29,730 --> 00:12:32,650
IT'S KIND OF EXPENSIVE
FOR A STUDIO.

268
00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:34,067
BUT IT'S AVAILABLE NOW…

269
00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:35,987
ISN'T IT?

270
00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:37,655
YES, IT IS.

271
00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:40,324
LET'S GO
LOOK AT IT.

272
00:12:40,407 --> 00:12:41,910
OKAY, LET'S GO.

273
00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:43,285
HERE WE GO.
HEY, HEY.

274
00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:44,662
OH, OH, OH,
HEY, GUYS.

275
00:12:44,745 --> 00:12:46,831
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WOULD, UH…

276
00:12:46,914 --> 00:12:49,333
MAYBE CHIP IN FOR
SOME NEW AIR FILTERS

277
00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:50,877
FOR THE PURIFIER?

278
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,588
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
WE ARE ALL USING IT.

279
00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:55,047
LET'S GO QUICKER.

280
00:13:08,644 --> 00:13:09,562
OH, MY GOD.

281
00:13:09,645 --> 00:13:10,563
MMM.

282
00:13:10,646 --> 00:13:11,856
LOOK AT
THIS KITCHEN…

283
00:13:11,939 --> 00:13:15,026
SLASH BATHROOM.

284
00:13:15,109 --> 00:13:16,151
THAT'S GREAT, YOU KNOW

285
00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:18,029
SO YOU CAN COOK
WHILE IN THE TUB.

286
00:13:18,112 --> 00:13:20,781
SOMEBODY WAS
USING HIS HEAD.

287
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,409
HEY, LET'S CHECK OUT
THE REST OF THE PLACE.

288
00:13:34,128 --> 00:13:36,005
I THINK THIS IS IT.

289
00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:37,339
I DON'T KNOW.

290
00:13:37,422 --> 00:13:39,425
MAYBE WE SHOULD
KEEP LOOKING.

291
00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:43,012
BUT, HEY, ROSS, THIS
PLACE IS AVAILABLE NOW.

292
00:13:43,095 --> 00:13:44,137
YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE STUCK WITH US

293
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,263
FOR THE NEXT
FIVE WEEKS.
YEAH.

294
00:13:52,104 --> 00:13:54,023
SO YOU THINK
I SHOULD GO AHEAD

295
00:13:54,106 --> 00:13:55,399
AND TAKE THIS PLACE?

296
00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:57,609
IT'S PERFECT.

297
00:14:00,654 --> 00:14:01,739
HOW ABOUT YOU?

298
00:14:01,822 --> 00:14:05,576
KITCHEN SLASH BATHROOM.

299
00:14:08,453 --> 00:14:10,414
UH, I SEE WHAT
YOU GUYS ARE SAYING.

300
00:14:10,497 --> 00:14:12,207
I'LL, UH… I'LL
GO DOWNSTAIRS

301
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,334
FILL OUT AN APPLICATION.

302
00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:20,925
WE ARE BAD PEOPLE.

303
00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:23,427
HE KNEW WE WERE TRYING
TO GET RID OF HIM.

304
00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,137
HE KNEW.

305
00:14:26,805 --> 00:14:29,391
YOU THINK WE COULD GET
A BATHTUB IN OUR KITCHEN?

306
00:14:34,354 --> 00:14:36,024
HEY, YOU READY FOR DINNER?

307
00:14:36,107 --> 00:14:37,108
OOH, ABSOLUTELY.

308
00:14:37,191 --> 00:14:38,233
GREAT.

309
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:39,443
YOU WANT THE ITALIAN PLACE

310
00:14:39,526 --> 00:14:40,611
DOWN ON BLEECKER, RIGHT?

311
00:14:40,694 --> 00:14:42,697
OOH, I LOVE THAT PLACE.

312
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,907
SO… NO.

313
00:14:44,990 --> 00:14:46,826
OH, HOW ABOUT
MAMA LEZOTTI'S?

314
00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:48,327
UGH.

315
00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,163
SURE.

316
00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:52,957
I WONDER HOW LONG THAT
MILK HAS BEEN SITTING OUT.

317
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,042
OH, NO. THIS PLACE

318
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,501
IS TOTALLY HEALTHY.

319
00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,294
THIS MILK IS MINE.

320
00:14:57,377 --> 00:15:01,715
I BOUGHT THIS TODAY BECAUSE I
WAS THIRSTY FOR MILK, YOU KNOW.

321
00:15:06,553 --> 00:15:07,721
OKAY, LET'S GO.

322
00:15:11,225 --> 00:15:12,226
HEY, BUDDY.

323
00:15:12,309 --> 00:15:13,477
YOU FAMILIAR WITH
SECTION 11-B

324
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,770
OF THE HEALTH CODE

325
00:15:14,853 --> 00:15:16,355
THAT REQUIRES
ALL REFUSE MATERIAL

326
00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:17,899
TO BE TAKEN OUT
OF THE BACK EXIT?

327
00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:19,233
BUT THEN I HAVE TO GO

328
00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:20,568
ALL THE WAY
AROUND THE DRY CLEANER.

329
00:15:20,651 --> 00:15:22,236
OH, SO YOU'RE
SAYING YOU CHOOSE

330
00:15:22,319 --> 00:15:23,738
CONVENIENCE
OVER HEALTH?

331
00:15:23,821 --> 00:15:26,199
OKAY, STOP.
LARRY…

332
00:15:26,282 --> 00:15:29,160
OKAY, CAN'T
YOU JUST BE LARRY

333
00:15:29,243 --> 00:15:31,996
AND NOT LARRY THE
HEALTH INSPECTOR GUY?

334
00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:33,831
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT
WAS REALLY EXCITING

335
00:15:33,914 --> 00:15:36,000
AT FIRST, BUT NOW,
IT'S LIKE, OKAY…

336
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:39,545
SO WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO EAT EVER?

337
00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:41,172
WELL, I SUPPOSE
I COULD

338
00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:43,091
GIVE HIM A WARNING.

339
00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:44,425
THANK YOU.

340
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,135
OKAY, GO,
GO, GO.

341
00:15:50,139 --> 00:15:51,557
NOW, IF, AFTER DINNER

342
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,893
YOU STILL, LIKE, REALLY
NEED TO BUST SOMEONE

343
00:15:53,976 --> 00:15:56,520
I KNOW A HOT-DOG VENDOR
WHO PICKS HIS NOSE.

344
00:16:00,983 --> 00:16:03,194
MAYBE… MAYBE WE
DID A GOOD THING

345
00:16:03,277 --> 00:16:04,486
HELPING ROSS GET
BACK ON HIS FEET.

346
00:16:04,569 --> 00:16:07,115
YES, THAT WAS
A NICE PLACE.
YEAH.

347
00:16:07,198 --> 00:16:08,490
NOT A LOT OF
CLOSET SPACE

348
00:16:08,573 --> 00:16:10,118
BUT HE COULD JUST
HANG HIS STUFF

349
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,911
OUT THE WINDOW
IN A BAG.
YEAH.

350
00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:17,708
WHAT WILL WE DO?

351
00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:19,752
I DON'T KNOW.

352
00:16:19,835 --> 00:16:21,628
MAYBE PIZZA?

353
00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:23,923
ABOUT ROSS.

354
00:16:24,006 --> 00:16:25,174
OH.

355
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,388
HELLO?

356
00:16:31,471 --> 00:16:33,849
OH, YEAH.

357
00:16:33,932 --> 00:16:35,392
IT'S THE APARTMENT MANAGER.

358
00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:37,770
ROSS PUT US DOWN
AS REFERENCES.

359
00:16:37,853 --> 00:16:40,439
ROSS IS THE GREATEST
GUY YOU'LL EVER MEET.

360
00:16:40,522 --> 00:16:41,983
YEAH, HE'S
VERY RELIABLE.

361
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,859
OF COURSE, HE HAS
A BIG, HUGE DOG

362
00:16:43,942 --> 00:16:45,861
THAT, UH, BARKS INTO THE NIGHT.

363
00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:49,573
WELL, WHO DOESN'T LOVE DOGS?

364
00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:52,617
UH, HE'S A TAP DANCER.

365
00:16:54,119 --> 00:16:56,705
YES, SOME WOULD SAY
THAT IS A LOST ART.

366
00:16:57,915 --> 00:16:58,999
HE'S A PIMP.

367
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:03,296
THERE YOU GO.
YES, HE'S A PIMP.

368
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,505
HE'S A BIG, TAP DANCING PIMP.

369
00:17:06,882 --> 00:17:07,882
HELLO?

370
00:17:19,311 --> 00:17:20,854
OH.

371
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:33,075
THIS IS NEVER
GOING TO WORK.

372
00:17:33,158 --> 00:17:34,285
HE'S RIGHT THERE.

373
00:17:34,368 --> 00:17:36,162
JUST GO OVER
AND SAY HI.

374
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:38,664
I HAVE TO GO DOWNSTAIRS,
COME BACK UP

375
00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:41,334
AS IF I'M COMING HOME
FROM THE REGATTA GALA.

376
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:43,169
OKAY? SO JUST
GO DISTRACT HIM

377
00:17:43,252 --> 00:17:44,378
BUT DON'T BE SEXY.

378
00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:48,341
HEY, DANNY.

379
00:17:48,424 --> 00:17:50,009
WHAT'S GOING ON?

380
00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:51,635
IT'S A GREAT PARTY.

381
00:17:51,718 --> 00:17:52,845
GREAT FOOD.

382
00:17:52,928 --> 00:17:54,096
UH-HUH.

383
00:17:54,179 --> 00:17:55,681
YOU KNOW,
MOST PARTIES…

384
00:17:55,764 --> 00:18:00,353
IT'S ALL CHIPS AND
SALSA, CHIPS AND SALSA.

385
00:18:00,436 --> 00:18:02,604
SO, UH…

386
00:18:02,687 --> 00:18:04,190
WHAT'S THIS?

387
00:18:04,273 --> 00:18:06,067
SALAD.

388
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,860
OH.

389
00:18:07,943 --> 00:18:10,445
AND, UH,
WHAT'S THIS?

390
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:12,698
BREAD.

391
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:15,242
AREN'T YOU A CHEF?

392
00:18:16,827 --> 00:18:18,037
OH.

393
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,372
HEY, RACHEL.

394
00:18:19,455 --> 00:18:21,665
HEY. OH, RIGHT.

395
00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:23,542
TONIGHT WAS YOUR PARTY.

396
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,878
YOU LOOK GREAT.
I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

397
00:18:25,961 --> 00:18:29,631
OH, YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE GALA HAD TO END SOMETIME.

398
00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:30,925
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

399
00:18:31,008 --> 00:18:32,385
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
ALL RIGHT?

400
00:18:32,468 --> 00:18:33,593
YEAH, SURE.

401
00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:38,057
ALL RIGHT, WHOSE COURT'S
THE BALL IN NOW?

402
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:40,226
I THOUGHT THERE
WASN'T A BALL.

403
00:18:40,309 --> 00:18:42,770
OH, COME ON.

404
00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,438
HE'S GLAD THAT I CAME.

405
00:18:44,521 --> 00:18:46,440
HE DOESN'T WANT ME
TO GO ANYWHERE.

406
00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:48,817
BALLS FLYING ALL
OVER THE PLACE.

407
00:18:50,277 --> 00:18:52,071
RACHEL, THIS IS
MY FRIEND, TOM.

408
00:18:52,154 --> 00:18:54,907
THIS IS THE GIRL
I TOLD YOU ABOUT.

409
00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:58,286
OH, COME ON, YOU'RE
TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT ME?

410
00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:00,120
I THINK YOU TWO COULD
REALLY HIT IT OFF.

411
00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:02,747
I'M GOING
TO GO MINGLE.

412
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,919
SO, YOU WORK
AT BLOOMINGDALE'S, HUH?

413
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:09,713
MY MOM CALLS IT "BLOOMIES."

414
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:15,719
OH… YEAH.

415
00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:18,389
OKAY. AT EASE, SOLDIER.

416
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,183
I'M SORRY?

417
00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:22,310
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

418
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:23,436
YOU CAN JUST
DROP THE ACT, TOMMY.

419
00:19:23,519 --> 00:19:24,853
I KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.

420
00:19:24,936 --> 00:19:27,106
YOU'RE DANNY'S
WINGMAN, RIGHT?

421
00:19:27,189 --> 00:19:28,399
YOU GUYS ARE BEST BUDS.

422
00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:29,774
FRAT BROS.

423
00:19:31,485 --> 00:19:34,822
I'M GOING TO GO TALK
TO A FRIEND.

424
00:19:34,905 --> 00:19:37,992
YEAH, YEAH. YOU GO
TALK TO YOUR FRIEND.

425
00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:40,160
YOU GO TELL HIM,
"NICE TRY."

426
00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:47,584
MAN, YOU KNOW, HE JUST KEEPS
LOBBING THEM UP AND I JUST KEEP

427
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,836
KNOCKING THEM RIGHT
OUT OF THE PARK.

428
00:19:51,713 --> 00:19:52,923
I THINK I NEED A DRINK.

429
00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:54,132
YEAH.

430
00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:01,765
98… 99…

431
00:20:01,848 --> 00:20:04,101
ONE… HUNDRED.

432
00:20:04,184 --> 00:20:05,644
OKAY. GO.

433
00:20:05,727 --> 00:20:07,479
DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU, I'M FINE.

434
00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:13,694
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.

435
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:16,780
HEY.

436
00:20:16,863 --> 00:20:19,450
SO, I, UH… I DIDN'T
GET THAT APARTMENT.

437
00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,576
SOME PROBLEM
WITH MY APPLICATION.

438
00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:23,454
YOU'RE KIDDING!

439
00:20:23,537 --> 00:20:24,913
YEAH, BUT THE
GOOD NEWS IS

440
00:20:24,996 --> 00:20:26,165
PHOEBE SAID
I COULD STAY

441
00:20:26,248 --> 00:20:27,833
AT HER PLACE FOR A WHILE, SO…

442
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:29,710
WELL, YOU CAN'T STAY
WITH PHOEBE, ROSS.

443
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,045
WE'RE ROOMIES.

444
00:20:31,128 --> 00:20:32,713
LOOK, YOU GUYS
DON'T NEED ME HERE

445
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,048
TAKING UP ALL YOUR SPACE.

446
00:20:34,131 --> 00:20:35,757
WE GOT PLENTY
OF SPACE.

447
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,760
THERE'S STILL SOME OVER
THERE BY THAT SPEAKER.

448
00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:40,888
PLEASE, JUST STAY.

449
00:20:40,971 --> 00:20:42,973
YEAH.

450
00:20:43,056 --> 00:20:44,308
ARE YOU GUYS
SURE ABOUT THIS?

451
00:20:44,391 --> 00:20:45,518
DEFINITELY, YES.

452
00:20:45,601 --> 00:20:47,602
YES. ROSS,
YOU HAVE TO STAY.

453
00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:49,771
ALL RIGHT.

454
00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:51,106
ALL RIGHT,
BUDDY.

455
00:20:51,189 --> 00:20:52,983
HEY.

456
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:55,110
SO I'M A PIMP, HUH?

457
00:20:57,571 --> 00:20:59,614
IT'S OKAY.

458
00:20:59,697 --> 00:21:02,535
LOOK, I KNOW SOMETIMES
I CAN BE A PAIN IN THE ASS

459
00:21:02,618 --> 00:21:03,952
BUT YOU JUST HAVE
TO TALK TO ME.

460
00:21:04,035 --> 00:21:07,039
TELL ME IF SOMETHING'S
BOTHERING YOU, OKAY?

461
00:21:07,122 --> 00:21:09,917
AND FOR MY PART,
I'LL REALLY DO EVERYTHING I CAN

462
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,586
TO KEEP MY ANNOYING HABITS
YOU KNOW, JUST…

463
00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:31,522
WELL, I SEE YOU'VE HAD
A VERY PRODUCTIVE DAY.

464
00:21:31,605 --> 00:21:33,607
DON'T YOU THINK
THE COWBOY HAT'S A LITTLE MUCH?

465
00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:35,859
COME ON, IT'S FUN.

466
00:21:38,736 --> 00:21:39,863
ALL RIGHT.

467
00:21:47,538 --> 00:21:49,623
ISN'T THIS A WOMAN'S HAT?

468
00:21:49,706 --> 00:21:51,916
DUDE, STOP TALKING CRAZY
AND MAKE US SOME TEA.