1 00:00:00,606 --> 00:00:01,981 EW, UNDIES, OH! 2 00:00:04,192 --> 00:00:05,694 ALL RIGHT. 3 00:00:05,777 --> 00:00:07,904 WHOSE ARE THEY? 4 00:00:07,987 --> 00:00:09,072 WHOSE ARE THEY? 5 00:00:09,155 --> 00:00:10,073 NOT MINE. 6 00:00:10,156 --> 00:00:11,074 WELL, THEY'RE JOEY'S. 7 00:00:11,157 --> 00:00:12,200 THEY GOT TO BE JOEY'S. 8 00:00:16,663 --> 00:00:18,040 YEAH, THEY'RE MINE. 9 00:00:18,123 --> 00:00:19,208 SEE, JOEY'S. 10 00:00:19,291 --> 00:00:21,418 THEY'RE J-J-J-J-JOEY'S. 11 00:00:21,501 --> 00:00:23,170 WHY ARE THEY HERE? 12 00:00:23,253 --> 00:00:25,464 I DON'T KNOW, UH… 13 00:00:27,132 --> 00:00:28,634 I'M JOEY. 14 00:00:30,469 --> 00:00:31,637 YEAH, I'M DISGUSTING. 15 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,639 I TAKE MY UNDERWEAR OFF IN OTHER PEOPLE'S HOMES. 16 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:37,601 WELL, GET 'EM OUT OF HERE. 17 00:00:37,684 --> 00:00:39,061 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 18 00:00:39,144 --> 00:00:40,186 YEAH. YEAH. 19 00:00:42,731 --> 00:00:43,773 TAKE 'EM. 20 00:00:43,856 --> 00:00:45,234 OH, I GOT… 21 00:00:45,317 --> 00:00:46,694 JOEY, YOU CAN TOUCH THEM. 22 00:00:46,777 --> 00:00:48,153 THEY'RE YOUR UNDERWEAR. 23 00:00:52,658 --> 00:00:54,951 CHANDLER, A WORD? 24 00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:56,411 YEAH. 25 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:03,919 THAT'S IT. 26 00:01:04,002 --> 00:01:05,671 I'M TIRED OF COVERING FOR YOU TWO. 27 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:06,755 THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. 28 00:01:06,838 --> 00:01:07,839 UGH! 29 00:01:09,341 --> 00:01:10,384 AND TIGHTY-WHITEYS? 30 00:01:10,467 --> 00:01:11,677 WHAT ARE YOU, EIGHT? 31 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:14,722 THANK YOU, JOEY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 32 00:01:14,805 --> 00:01:16,973 WELL, HEY, NO, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME, OKAY? 33 00:01:17,056 --> 00:01:18,100 LOOK, I HATE THIS. 34 00:01:18,183 --> 00:01:19,935 YOU GUYS KEEP EMBARRASSING ME. 35 00:01:20,018 --> 00:01:23,021 YESTERDAY, RACHEL FOUND YOUR RAZOR IN OUR BATHROOM. 36 00:01:23,104 --> 00:01:24,565 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY 37 00:01:24,648 --> 00:01:26,609 SO I SAID IT WAS MINE AND… AND… 38 00:01:26,692 --> 00:01:29,152 AND THAT I WAS PLAYING A WOMAN IN A PLAY. 39 00:01:30,696 --> 00:01:34,032 AND, WELL, ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND… 40 00:01:38,537 --> 00:01:39,996 WOW, AND AROUND THE ANKLES. 41 00:01:40,079 --> 00:01:41,582 YOU KNOW, THAT IS A TOUGH SPOT. 42 00:01:41,665 --> 00:01:42,583 YEAH, IT WAS. 43 00:01:42,666 --> 00:01:44,084 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I CAN'T… 44 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,295 ALL THIS LYING HAS BEEN HARD ON US, TOO. 45 00:01:46,378 --> 00:01:49,047 OH, YEAH, I BET ALL THE SEX MAKES IT EASIER. 46 00:01:50,716 --> 00:01:52,509 WELL, YEAH, ACTUALLY. 47 00:01:53,802 --> 00:01:55,387 WE'LL TRY TO BE MORE CAREFUL, OKAY? 48 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:56,430 IT'S JUST THAT… 49 00:01:56,513 --> 00:01:57,806 WE DON'T WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW 50 00:01:57,889 --> 00:01:59,391 BECAUSE THIS IS GOING REALLY WELL. 51 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:00,976 AND MAYBE THE REASON 52 00:02:01,059 --> 00:02:04,062 IT'S GOING REALLY WELL IS… IS BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET. 53 00:02:04,145 --> 00:02:05,981 I KNOW IT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD 54 00:02:06,064 --> 00:02:08,317 BUT WE'RE JUST BOTH SO BAD AT RELATIONSHIPS. 55 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,609 WE ARE. HELP US. 56 00:02:10,902 --> 00:02:12,195 ALL RIGHT. 57 00:02:12,278 --> 00:02:14,865 BUT YOU DO IT WITH ME ONCE. 58 00:02:18,744 --> 00:02:19,953 JOEY. 59 00:02:20,036 --> 00:02:21,287 DIDN'T THINK SO. 60 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:13,923 HEY, PHOEBE. 61 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:14,966 HI, PHEEBS. 62 00:03:15,049 --> 00:03:16,760 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 63 00:03:16,843 --> 00:03:18,261 WUTHERING HEIGHTS. 64 00:03:18,344 --> 00:03:20,138 I'M TAKING A LITERATURE CLASS AT THE NEW SCHOOL 65 00:03:20,221 --> 00:03:22,725 AND I HAVE TO FINISH IT FOR THE FIRST SESSION TOMORROW. 66 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:25,352 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE TAKING A CLASS. THAT'S SO COOL. 67 00:03:25,435 --> 00:03:28,104 YEAH, WELL, I REALLY LIKED THAT LAMAZE CLASS I TOOK 68 00:03:28,187 --> 00:03:30,190 YOU KNOW, AND I JUST THOUGHT THIS TIME 69 00:03:30,273 --> 00:03:33,360 I'D GO FOR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE MORE INTELLECTUAL 70 00:03:33,443 --> 00:03:35,111 WITH A LESS PAINFUL FINAL EXAM. 71 00:03:35,194 --> 00:03:37,113 HONEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 72 00:03:37,196 --> 00:03:38,114 YEAH. 73 00:03:38,197 --> 00:03:40,492 OH, YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME. 74 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:42,911 OH, YEAH, THEN I'LL HAVE SOMEONE TO SIT WITH. 75 00:03:42,994 --> 00:03:43,912 OKAY. 76 00:03:43,995 --> 00:03:45,205 YAY! OKAY. 77 00:03:45,288 --> 00:03:46,998 BUT ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE TIME TO READ IT? 78 00:03:47,081 --> 00:03:48,333 I READ THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL. 79 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:50,502 OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN. 80 00:03:50,585 --> 00:03:52,462 OKAY, SHH. I HAVE TO FINISH. 81 00:03:56,508 --> 00:03:57,676 HI. 82 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:58,968 HI. 83 00:03:59,051 --> 00:04:00,178 WHAT'S WRONG, BUDDY? 84 00:04:00,261 --> 00:04:02,848 SOMEONE AT WORK ATE MY SANDWICH. 85 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:06,852 WELL, WHAT DID THE POLICE SAY? 86 00:04:06,935 --> 00:04:09,772 MY THANKSGIVING LEFTOVER SANDWICH. 87 00:04:09,855 --> 00:04:12,900 I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE JUST ATE IT. 88 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:14,359 ROSS, IT'S JUST A SANDWICH. 89 00:04:14,442 --> 00:04:15,819 JUST A SANDWICH? 90 00:04:15,902 --> 00:04:18,363 LOOK, I AM 30 YEARS OLD, OKAY? 91 00:04:18,446 --> 00:04:21,533 I'M GOING BE DIVORCED TWICE, AND I JUST GOT EVICTED. 92 00:04:21,616 --> 00:04:25,203 THAT SANDWICH WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN MY LIFE. 93 00:04:25,286 --> 00:04:28,498 SOMEONE ATE THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN MY LIFE. 94 00:04:29,749 --> 00:04:31,543 OKAY, LOOK, I HAVE ENOUGH STUFF 95 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:32,878 FOR ONE MORE SANDWICH. 96 00:04:32,961 --> 00:04:35,589 I MEAN, I WAS GOING TO EAT IT MYSELF, BUT… 97 00:04:35,672 --> 00:04:38,675 MON, TH-THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE. 98 00:04:38,758 --> 00:04:40,218 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 99 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:43,972 BUT I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE ATE IT. 100 00:04:45,974 --> 00:04:48,351 I MEAN, LOOK, I LEFT A NOTE AND EVERYTHING. 101 00:04:48,434 --> 00:04:49,561 "KNOCK KNOCK. 102 00:04:49,644 --> 00:04:50,854 "WHO'S THERE? 103 00:04:50,937 --> 00:04:52,856 "ROSS GELLER'S LUNCH. 104 00:04:52,939 --> 00:04:55,400 "ROSS GELLER'S LUNCH, WHO? 105 00:04:55,483 --> 00:05:00,071 ROSS GELLER'S LUNCH, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME, OKAY?" 106 00:05:01,406 --> 00:05:04,033 I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T GO HOME WEARING YOUR LUNCH. 107 00:05:04,116 --> 00:05:05,702 OKAY, LOOK 108 00:05:05,785 --> 00:05:07,120 YOU WANT TO HOLD ON TO YOUR FOOD? 109 00:05:07,203 --> 00:05:08,580 YOU'VE GOT TO SCARE PEOPLE OFF. 110 00:05:08,663 --> 00:05:10,248 I LEARNED THAT LIVING ON THE STREET. 111 00:05:10,331 --> 00:05:11,583 REALLY? 112 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:14,336 SO, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, PHEEBS? 113 00:05:14,419 --> 00:05:18,381 STUFF LIKE, UH, "KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF MY GRUB"? 114 00:05:19,883 --> 00:05:22,302 SAY, ROSS, WHEN YOU PICTURE PHOEBE LIVING ON THE STREET 115 00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:24,512 IS SHE SURROUNDED BY THE ENTIRE CAST OF ANNIE? 116 00:05:26,014 --> 00:05:29,059 OKAY, THIS'LL KEEP THEM AWAY FROM YOUR STUFF. 117 00:05:32,645 --> 00:05:34,272 OH. WHOA. JEEZ. 118 00:05:34,355 --> 00:05:36,274 WHOA. 119 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:38,443 PHOEBE, YOU ARE A BADASS. 120 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:42,531 SOMEDAY, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I STABBED A COP. 121 00:05:42,614 --> 00:05:43,406 PHOEBE? 122 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:45,283 WHAT? HE STABBED ME FIRST. 123 00:05:49,203 --> 00:05:51,999 SEE, THE BRONTE SISTERS WERE REALLY REMARKABLE WOMEN 124 00:05:52,082 --> 00:05:53,208 FOR THEIR TIME. 125 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:54,960 THEY LIVED IN A PATRIARCHAL SOCIETY… 126 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:57,462 SORRY I'M LATE, BUT I LEFT LATE. 127 00:05:57,545 --> 00:06:00,298 OKAY. 128 00:06:00,381 --> 00:06:03,050 PHEEBS, WHAT IS THE BOOK ABOUT? 129 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:05,052 YOU SAID YOU READ IT IN HIGH SCHOOL. 130 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:06,847 YEAH, BUT I REMEMBERED I STARTED IT 131 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:08,598 BUT THEN THERE WAS THIS PEP RALLY 132 00:06:08,681 --> 00:06:10,308 AND I WAS ON TOP OF THE PYRAMID. 133 00:06:10,391 --> 00:06:13,562 ANYWAY, WHAT'S THIS BOOK ABOUT? 134 00:06:13,645 --> 00:06:15,814 OKAY, IT'S THIS TRAGIC LOVE STORY 135 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,816 BETWEEN CATHY AND HEATHCLIFF. 136 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:21,862 AND IT TAKES PLACE ON THESE REALLY CREEPY MOORS IN ENGLAND. 137 00:06:21,945 --> 00:06:24,322 WHICH I THINK REPRESENT THE WILDNESS 138 00:06:24,405 --> 00:06:26,199 OF HEATHCLIFF'S CHARACTER. 139 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:27,951 I TOTALLY GET SYMBOLISM. 140 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:32,664 HOW WOULD YOU CHARACTERIZE THE THEME OF THIS BOOK? 141 00:06:32,747 --> 00:06:34,749 UH, LET'S SEE… RACHEL GREEN? 142 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:41,423 UH, WELL, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY 143 00:06:41,506 --> 00:06:44,509 THAT IT'S A TRAGIC LOVE STORY. 144 00:06:44,592 --> 00:06:48,137 WELL, THAT'S SORT OF A GIVEN, BUT… YES. 145 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,180 ANYONE ELSE? 146 00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:50,390 OH, OH, OH. 147 00:06:50,473 --> 00:06:53,060 SYMBOLISM, AND THE, UH… 148 00:06:53,143 --> 00:06:55,395 WILDNESS OF THE MOORS 149 00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:59,858 WHICH I THINK IS MIRRORED IN THE WILDNESS 150 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:02,861 OF HEATHCLIFF'S CHARACTER. 151 00:07:04,362 --> 00:07:05,697 EXCELLENT. 152 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:08,366 WHAT RACHEL HAS SHREWDLY OBSERVED HERE 153 00:07:08,449 --> 00:07:09,701 IS AT THE HEART… 154 00:07:09,784 --> 00:07:11,745 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOLE MY ANSWER. 155 00:07:11,828 --> 00:07:13,747 I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS. 156 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:14,873 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 157 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,290 YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ IT. 158 00:07:18,126 --> 00:07:19,461 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 159 00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:21,713 UH, YOU, IN THE BLUE SHIRT. 160 00:07:23,589 --> 00:07:26,676 I THINK THAT YOURS IS A QUESTION 161 00:07:26,759 --> 00:07:29,387 WITH MANY POSSIBLE ANSWERS. 162 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:32,099 WOULD YOU CARE TO VENTURE ONE? 163 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:36,061 WOULD YOU CARE TO VENTURE ONE? 164 00:07:36,144 --> 00:07:38,521 ARE YOU JUST REPEATING WHAT I'M SAYING? 165 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:41,817 ARE YOU JUST REPEATING WHAT I'M SAYING? 166 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,151 ALL RIGHT. 167 00:07:43,234 --> 00:07:45,070 LET'S MOVE ON. 168 00:07:45,153 --> 00:07:47,072 OKAY, THEN. 169 00:07:51,117 --> 00:07:54,037 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU HADN'T READ THE BOOK? 170 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,497 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT HIM 171 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:56,665 TO THINK I WAS STUPID. 172 00:07:56,748 --> 00:07:58,500 I MEAN, THAT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING 173 00:07:58,583 --> 00:07:59,709 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 174 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:01,920 PHOEBE? 175 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,588 YEAH? 176 00:08:03,671 --> 00:08:07,050 PHOEBE, YOUR NOTE… AMAZING. 177 00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:09,719 NOT ONLY DID NO ONE TOUCH MY SANDWICH 178 00:08:09,802 --> 00:08:12,973 BUT PEOPLE AT WORK ARE ACTUALLY AFRAID OF ME. 179 00:08:13,056 --> 00:08:14,265 A GUY CALLED ME "MENTAL." 180 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:17,352 "MENTAL" GELLER. YEAH. 181 00:08:17,435 --> 00:08:20,981 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A COOL NICKNAME LIKE THAT. 182 00:08:21,064 --> 00:08:23,525 YEAH, THE BEST YOU GOT IN HIGH SCHOOL 183 00:08:23,608 --> 00:08:25,152 WAS "WET PANTS GELLER." 184 00:08:25,235 --> 00:08:27,195 IT WAS THE WATER FOUNTAIN, OKAY? 185 00:08:29,155 --> 00:08:30,656 ANYWAY… 186 00:08:31,783 --> 00:08:33,869 PEOPLE ARE WRITING REPORTS FOR ME. 187 00:08:33,952 --> 00:08:37,122 UH, PUSHING BACK DEADLINES TO FIT MY SCHEDULE. 188 00:08:37,205 --> 00:08:39,541 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU GET TOUGH WITH PEOPLE 189 00:08:39,624 --> 00:08:42,293 AND YOU CAN GET ANYTHING YOU WANT. 190 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:45,546 HEY, TRIBBIANI, GIVE ME THAT COFFEE, NOW. 191 00:08:54,973 --> 00:08:56,558 THIS WAS REALLY FUN. 192 00:08:56,641 --> 00:09:00,353 I'VE BEEN WONDERING IF YOU WERE EVER GOING TO ASK ME OUT. 193 00:09:00,436 --> 00:09:03,606 SO YOU, UH, STILL WONDERING? 194 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:04,691 NO. 195 00:09:04,774 --> 00:09:06,025 WE JUST WENT OUT. 196 00:09:08,569 --> 00:09:10,113 YOU'RE SMART. 197 00:09:10,196 --> 00:09:11,739 I LIKE THAT. 198 00:09:19,122 --> 00:09:21,082 OH, CANDLES. 199 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,711 WHAT IS THAT, A BLANKET? 200 00:09:24,794 --> 00:09:25,795 A VIDEO CAMERA? 201 00:09:25,878 --> 00:09:26,796 OH, MY GOD! 202 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:28,840 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT 203 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:33,552 YOU WERE GOING TO VIDEOTAPE US HAVING SEX ON THE FIRST DATE. 204 00:09:39,017 --> 00:09:40,435 HI. 205 00:09:40,518 --> 00:09:45,148 JOEY, IS WHAT SHE JUST SAID, UM… 206 00:09:45,231 --> 00:09:46,733 OH, MY GOD. 207 00:09:46,816 --> 00:09:49,277 YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO… 208 00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:54,907 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 209 00:09:56,993 --> 00:09:59,495 AND WITH CHANDLER IN THE NEXT ROOM? 210 00:09:59,578 --> 00:10:00,830 WHAT, ARE YOU SICK? 211 00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:07,628 I'M JOEY. 212 00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:12,424 I MEAN, I'M DISGUSTING. 213 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:17,347 I MAKE LOW-BUDGET ADULT FILMS. 214 00:10:22,018 --> 00:10:23,936 HUH. 215 00:10:27,481 --> 00:10:28,691 YOU GUYS PROMISED 216 00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:29,818 YOU'D BE MORE CAREFUL. 217 00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:31,319 I MEAN, COME ON, THE GOOD JOEY NAME 218 00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:33,113 IS BEING DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD HERE. 219 00:10:33,196 --> 00:10:35,240 WE'RE SO SORRY. 220 00:10:35,323 --> 00:10:36,449 YEAH. 221 00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:38,076 WELL, I'M TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT YOU. 222 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,452 IT'S THE ONLY WAY 223 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:41,370 TO EXPLAIN THE UNDERWEAR, AND THE VIDEO CAMERA 224 00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:43,039 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A PIG. 225 00:10:43,122 --> 00:10:45,959 NO, WAIT. THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER EXPLANATION. 226 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:47,543 YOU… YOU COULD TELL THEM 227 00:10:47,626 --> 00:10:49,545 THAT YOU HAD TO MAKE AN ADULT FILM 228 00:10:49,628 --> 00:10:51,380 FOR YOUR… ADULT FILM CLASS. 229 00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:52,590 YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 230 00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:54,717 BUT, NO, HOW DOES THAT EXPLAIN 231 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,803 WHY RACHEL FOUND MY UNDERWEAR AT YOUR PLACE? 232 00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:01,057 I DON'T KNOW. 233 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:03,601 WELL, GET READY TO COME OUT OF THE NON-GAY CLOSET. 234 00:11:03,684 --> 00:11:04,853 JUST WAIT, PLEASE… 235 00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:06,771 I PROMISE WE'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 236 00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:08,523 JUST GIVE US A LITTLE MORE TIME. 237 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:10,025 ALL RIGHT. 238 00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:14,279 HEY, BUT IT BETTER MAKE ME LOOK REALLY, REALLY GOOD. 239 00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:16,865 OH, AND ANOTHER THING. 240 00:11:16,948 --> 00:11:18,825 THE VIDEO CAMERA? 241 00:11:18,908 --> 00:11:20,368 NICE. 242 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:31,213 UM, ROSS, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? 243 00:11:31,296 --> 00:11:32,755 OH, OF COURSE, DONALD. 244 00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:34,716 WE'VE BEEN GETTING REPORTS 245 00:11:34,799 --> 00:11:37,886 OF SOME VERY ANGRY BEHAVIOR ON YOUR PART. 246 00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:39,554 WHAT? 247 00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:40,930 THREATENING LETTERS 248 00:11:41,013 --> 00:11:42,724 REFUSAL TO MEET DEADLINES. 249 00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:45,560 APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOW CALL YOU "MENTAL." 250 00:11:45,643 --> 00:11:47,812 YEAH. 251 00:11:49,814 --> 00:11:52,441 WE WANT YOU TO SPEAK TO A PSYCHIATRIST. 252 00:11:52,524 --> 00:11:55,111 OH, NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 253 00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:57,113 UH, THIS IS SO SILLY. 254 00:11:57,196 --> 00:12:01,117 UM, THIS IS ALL JUST BECAUSE OF A SANDWICH. 255 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,786 A SANDWICH? 256 00:12:03,869 --> 00:12:05,205 YOU SEE, MY… 257 00:12:05,288 --> 00:12:08,291 MY SISTER MAKES THESE AMAZING TURKEY SANDWICHES. 258 00:12:08,374 --> 00:12:11,169 HER SECRET IS, SHE PUTS AN EXTRA SLICE 259 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,796 OF GRAVY-SOAKED BREAD IN THE MIDDLE. 260 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:15,798 I CALL IT THE "MOIST-MAKER." 261 00:12:15,881 --> 00:12:17,842 ANYWAY, I-I PUT MY SANDWICH 262 00:12:17,925 --> 00:12:20,178 IN THE FRIDGE OVER HERE, AND… 263 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,389 YOU KNOW WHAT? 264 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:23,806 I-I-I'M SORRY. 265 00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:26,267 I-I-I BELIEVE I ATE THAT. 266 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:31,647 YOU ATE MY SANDWICH? 267 00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:32,982 IT WAS A SIMPLE MISTAKE. 268 00:12:33,065 --> 00:12:34,401 IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE. 269 00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:37,695 OH, OH, REALLY? 270 00:12:37,778 --> 00:12:41,699 DID YOU CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR OWN TURKEY SANDWICH 271 00:12:41,782 --> 00:12:43,285 WITH A MOIST-MAKER? 272 00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:45,203 NO, I… 273 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:48,497 DO YOU PERHAPS REMEMBER SEEING 274 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:50,833 A NOTE ON TOP OF IT? 275 00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:52,835 THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A JOKE 276 00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:55,171 OR… LIMERICK OF SOME KIND… 277 00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:59,342 THAT SAID IT WAS MY SANDWICH. 278 00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:00,760 NOW, NOW, CALM DOWN. 279 00:13:00,843 --> 00:13:02,387 COME LOOK IN MY OFFICE. 280 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:05,014 SOME OF IT MAY STILL BE IN THE TRASH. 281 00:13:06,765 --> 00:13:08,184 WHAT? 282 00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:10,312 WELL, IT WAS QUITE LARGE. 283 00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:12,855 I HAD TO THROW MOST OF IT AWAY. 284 00:13:12,938 --> 00:13:14,941 YOU, YOU, YOU… 285 00:13:15,024 --> 00:13:18,527 YOU THREW MY SANDWICH AWAY? 286 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,613 MY SANDWICH? 287 00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:24,491 MY SANDWICH? 288 00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:25,534 HI. 289 00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:26,577 HI. 290 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,996 SO, UM WHAT'S THIS BOOK ABOUT? 291 00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:29,622 YOU DIDN'T READ THIS ONE EITHER? 292 00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:30,873 WELL, I WAS GOING TO 293 00:13:30,956 --> 00:13:33,293 BUT I ACCIDENTALLY READ SOMETHING ELSE. 294 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:34,043 WHAT? 295 00:13:34,126 --> 00:13:35,378 VOGUE. 296 00:13:35,461 --> 00:13:39,174 OKAY, SO TELL ME ABOUT THIS JANE EYRE WOMAN. 297 00:13:39,257 --> 00:13:40,967 NO, YOU SHOULD HAVE READ IT YOURSELF. 298 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,218 OH, COME ON, PHOEBE 299 00:13:42,301 --> 00:13:44,053 DON'T BE SUCH A GOODY-GOODY. 300 00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,181 FINE. 301 00:13:46,264 --> 00:13:47,974 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 302 00:13:48,057 --> 00:13:49,225 SO, JANE EYRE? 303 00:13:49,308 --> 00:13:51,936 FIRST OF ALL, YOU'D THINK SHE'S A WOMAN 304 00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:52,479 BUT SHE'S NOT. 305 00:13:52,562 --> 00:13:53,979 SHE'S A CYBORG. 306 00:13:56,190 --> 00:13:57,442 A CYBORG? 307 00:13:57,525 --> 00:13:59,068 ISN'T THAT LIKE A ROBOT? 308 00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:03,072 YEAH. THIS BOOK WAS LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF ITS TIME. 309 00:14:04,823 --> 00:14:05,783 SORRY, I'M LATE. 310 00:14:05,866 --> 00:14:07,118 LET'S GET STARTED. 311 00:14:07,201 --> 00:14:10,705 SO, WHAT DID EVERYBODY THINK OF JANE EYRE? 312 00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:13,416 UM, RACHEL AND I WERE JUST DISCUSSING IT 313 00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:17,170 AND SHE ACTUALLY HAD SOME VERY INTERESTING INSIGHTS. 314 00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:18,921 WELL, GO AHEAD, RACHEL. 315 00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:21,006 UM, THANK YOU, PHOEBE. 316 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,593 UM, WELL, WHAT STRUCK ME MOST 317 00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:26,762 WHEN READING JANE EYRE WAS 318 00:14:26,845 --> 00:14:30,099 UH, HOW THE BOOK WAS SO AHEAD OF ITS TIME. 319 00:14:30,182 --> 00:14:34,020 IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FEMINISM, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 320 00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:36,814 YEAH, WELL, FEMINISM, YES. 321 00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:39,317 BUT ALSO, THE ROBOTS. 322 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,448 HEY. 323 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:47,534 HEY. 324 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:51,204 SO, UM, SINCE THAT VIDEO CAMERA THING DIDN'T WORK OUT… 325 00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:55,625 UM, I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GIVE YOU JUST A LITTLE PREVIEW. 326 00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:58,627 YOU'RE NAKED IN THIS PICTURE. 327 00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:59,962 I KNOW. 328 00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:03,424 OH, THAT'S ROSS. 329 00:15:10,473 --> 00:15:12,350 ROSS? 330 00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:16,020 HEY, CHANDLER. 331 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:17,939 MONICA? 332 00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:19,941 ROSS, ARE YOU OKAY? 333 00:15:20,024 --> 00:15:21,234 I'M FINE. 334 00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:24,487 I SAW A PSYCHIATRIST AT WORK TODAY. 335 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:25,905 WHY? 336 00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:28,533 ON ACCOUNT OF MY RAGE. 337 00:15:28,616 --> 00:15:33,455 WHICH, IF I MAY SAY RIGHT NOW, IS OUT OF CONTROL. 338 00:15:33,538 --> 00:15:35,873 HE GAVE ME A PILL FOR IT. 339 00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:38,000 A PILL? 340 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,127 MM-HMM. 341 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:40,920 WELL, WHEN THE PSYCHIATRIST TOLD ME 342 00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:42,880 THAT I HAD TO TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE 343 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,173 BECAUSE I YELLED AT MY BOSS 344 00:15:44,256 --> 00:15:47,218 I STARTED TO GET WORKED UP AGAIN. 345 00:15:47,301 --> 00:15:50,472 SO, HE OFFERED ME A TRANQUILIZER 346 00:15:50,555 --> 00:15:52,681 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA 347 00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:54,058 SO I TOOK IT. 348 00:15:55,976 --> 00:15:57,103 WAIT A MINUTE. 349 00:15:57,186 --> 00:15:59,105 THEY'RE MAKING YOU TAKE TIME OFF WORK? 350 00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:00,773 AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 351 00:16:00,856 --> 00:16:02,233 I DON'T KNOW. 352 00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:05,278 IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD NOT HAVING A JOB FOR AWHILE 353 00:16:05,361 --> 00:16:08,822 BUT I… I DEFINITELY DON'T CARE ABOUT MY SANDWICH. 354 00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:13,953 UH, IT WAS JUST SO EMBARRASSING 355 00:16:14,036 --> 00:16:17,081 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME GO ON AND ON LIKE THAT. 356 00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:18,666 I'M SORRY. 357 00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:22,378 IT WAS JUST SO FUNNY 358 00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:25,506 WHEN YOU STARTED COMPARING JANE EYRE TO ROBOCOP. 359 00:16:26,424 --> 00:16:29,051 THAT WAS NOT FUNNY. 360 00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:30,428 WELL, I SNAPPED, OKAY? 361 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,847 YOU WEREN'T TAKING THE CLASS SERIOUSLY. 362 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,807 PHOEBE, COME ON, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? 363 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,810 I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING WE COULD DO TOGETHER. 364 00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:39,646 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. 365 00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:40,855 WELL, YEAH, FUN IS GOOD 366 00:16:40,938 --> 00:16:42,773 BUT, YOU KNOW, I ALSO WANTED TO LEARN. 367 00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:44,192 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS 368 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:46,528 TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL 369 00:16:46,611 --> 00:16:48,154 AND I NEVER WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL. 370 00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:49,322 OH. 371 00:16:49,405 --> 00:16:53,367 OH, SO YOU REALLY WANTED TO LEARN? 372 00:16:55,327 --> 00:16:58,456 YEAH, YOU KNOW, PHEEBS, I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN. 373 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,791 YOU KNOW WHO YOU SHOULD GO WITH? 374 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:03,168 I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! 375 00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:07,757 MONICA, YOU ASKED THE QUESTION. 376 00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:16,599 OH, YEAH. 377 00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:29,028 AH, OH MY GOD! THAT'S MONICA! 378 00:17:29,111 --> 00:17:30,988 OH, NO, NO. 379 00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:32,323 NO, NO, NO, NO. 380 00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:35,743 YOU GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU SICK, SICK, SICKO. 381 00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:38,037 WHAT'S GOING ON? 382 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,498 JOEY HAS GOT A SECRET PEEPHOLE. 383 00:17:42,249 --> 00:17:43,710 OH, NO, NO, NO. 384 00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,587 YES. HE HAS A NAKED PICTURE OF MONICA. 385 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:47,046 HE TAKES NAKED PICTURES OF US. 386 00:17:47,129 --> 00:17:49,507 THEN HE EATS CHICKEN AND THEN HE LOOKS AT THEM. 387 00:17:51,175 --> 00:17:53,219 LOOK. 388 00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:54,554 DUDE, THAT'S MY SISTER. 389 00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:55,638 GIVE ME THAT. 390 00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:57,432 ALL RIGHT, WAIT, JUST WAIT. 391 00:17:57,515 --> 00:17:59,517 EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY? 392 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,311 LET'S GIVE OUR FRIEND JOEY A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN 393 00:18:02,394 --> 00:18:04,063 WHY HE'S SUCH A BIG PERVERT. 394 00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:07,567 NO, I AM NOT A PERVERT, OKAY? 395 00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:10,737 IT'S JUST, I JUST KIND OF… 396 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:14,490 OH LOOK, LOOK, I THINK I CAN EXPLAIN THIS. 397 00:18:14,573 --> 00:18:16,909 THANK YOU. 398 00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:18,703 JOEY'S A SEX ADDICT. 399 00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:22,331 WHAT? NO, I'M NOT. 400 00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:25,876 IT'S OKAY. IT'S GOOD. 401 00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:28,421 IT'S A DISEASE. 402 00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:30,965 NO, NO, I AM NOT A SEX ADDICT. 403 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:32,634 YES, YOU ARE. 404 00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:34,343 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO EXPLAIN 405 00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:35,678 ALL THIS STUFF. 406 00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:38,097 NO, IT ISN'T. NO, IT'S NOT. 407 00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,767 BECAUSE YOU COULD ALSO EXPLAIN IT WITH THE TRUTH. 408 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:42,351 WELL, WHAT IS THE TRUTH? 409 00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:43,352 YEAH. 410 00:18:43,435 --> 00:18:45,103 YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 411 00:18:49,692 --> 00:18:53,362 I SLEPT WITH MONICA. 412 00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:00,745 WELL, LET'S… 413 00:19:00,828 --> 00:19:03,205 LET'S SEE WHAT EVERYBODY THINKS OF THAT. 414 00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:08,461 OH, NO. 415 00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:10,921 YOU SLEPT WITH MY SISTER? 416 00:19:11,004 --> 00:19:12,799 UH, YES… BUT IT WAS… 417 00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:15,510 WE JUST DID IT ONCE… IN LONDON. 418 00:19:15,593 --> 00:19:18,262 THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR MY RAGE. 419 00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:24,602 MONICA, IS THIS TRUE? 420 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,145 OF COURSE IT'S TRUE. 421 00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:29,607 HOW ELSE WOULD YOU EXPLAIN ALL THE WEIRD STUFF 422 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,275 THAT'S BEEN GOING ON? 423 00:19:32,317 --> 00:19:33,903 YES, IT'S TRUE. 424 00:19:35,028 --> 00:19:36,155 IF IT ONLY HAPPENED 425 00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:37,657 THAT ONE TIME, HOW COME WE FOUND 426 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,908 YOUR UNDERWEAR IN OUR APARTMENT THE OTHER DAY? 427 00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:41,076 UH… OY. 428 00:19:41,159 --> 00:19:42,829 THAT WAS THE UNDERWEAR 429 00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,998 I WAS WEARING THAT NIGHT IN LONDON. 430 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:47,416 RIGHT, MONICA? 431 00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:52,797 I GUESS I WANTED TO KEEP IT… 432 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:55,716 AS A SOUVENIR. 433 00:19:57,802 --> 00:20:00,304 MY GOD, MONICA. 434 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:01,597 ARE YOU SURE, JOE? 435 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,933 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST A SEX ADDICT? 436 00:20:04,975 --> 00:20:06,769 NO, AND IF ANYONE'S 437 00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:10,189 A SEX ADDICT HERE, IT'S MONICA. 438 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:11,566 YEAH, YEAH. 439 00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:14,235 SHE HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET ME BACK IN THE SACK 440 00:20:14,318 --> 00:20:15,361 EVER SINCE LONDON. 441 00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:17,196 SO THAT'S WHY SHE GAVE YOU 442 00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:19,198 A NAKED PICTURE OF HERSELF. 443 00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:20,699 THAT MAKES SENSE. 444 00:20:22,284 --> 00:20:23,870 AND THE VIDEO CAMERA? 445 00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:25,413 UH, MONICA? 446 00:20:25,496 --> 00:20:30,000 I GUESS I SET UP THE VIDEO CAMERA 447 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:33,254 TO TRY AND ENTICE JOEY. 448 00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:36,841 BUT, SADLY, I COULD NOT BE ENTICED. 449 00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:39,761 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 450 00:20:39,844 --> 00:20:42,555 I MEAN, YOU REALLY KEPT JOEY'S UNDERWEAR? 451 00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:43,890 WHY? 452 00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:45,641 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 453 00:20:48,059 --> 00:20:51,939 I'M MONICA. 454 00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:53,982 I'M DISGUSTING. 455 00:20:54,065 --> 00:20:58,069 I STALK GUYS AND KEEP THEIR UNDERPANTS. 456 00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:04,660 WELL, I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING 457 00:21:04,743 --> 00:21:07,121 ABOUT WHO'S DISGUSTING AND WHO'S NOT. 458 00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:08,414 HUH? 459 00:21:08,497 --> 00:21:09,582 ALL RIGHT. 460 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:12,460 I'M GOING TO GET BACK TO MY BUCKET. 461 00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:14,796 I'M ONLY EATING THE SKIN 462 00:21:14,879 --> 00:21:17,798 SO THE CHICKEN'S UP FOR GRABS. 463 00:21:24,722 --> 00:21:25,848 YOU WERE MAKING 464 00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:28,517 A GOOD POINT UNTIL YOU GOT CUT OFF. 465 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,228 I KNOW. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GIRL MONICA? 466 00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:33,355 I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T COME WITH HER. 467 00:21:35,273 --> 00:21:36,233 HEY, EVERYBODY. 468 00:21:36,316 --> 00:21:37,693 EVERYBODY, GUESS WHAT? 469 00:21:37,776 --> 00:21:40,488 I JUST CONVINCED CARL TO GIVE US A TEST NEXT WEEK. 470 00:21:40,571 --> 00:21:41,864 A TEST? 471 00:21:41,947 --> 00:21:44,783 OH, COME ON, TESTS MAKE US ALL BETTER LEARNERS. 472 00:21:46,451 --> 00:21:48,537 OH, YEAH! WE SHOULD HAVE ESSAY QUESTIONS!