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MEATS AND DAIRY. 2 00:00:04,048 --> 00:00:07,092 FRUITS AND VEGETABLES 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:12,015 EXPIRED PRODUCTS. 4 00:00:12,098 --> 00:00:13,641 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 5 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:15,727 BECAUSE I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND. 6 00:00:15,810 --> 00:00:17,562 I'VE ALREADY BEEN TO THE BANK 7 00:00:17,645 --> 00:00:20,105 THE POST OFFICE AND THE DRY CLEANERS. 8 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:23,150 DUDE, YOU JUST DESCRIBED SEVEN DAYS' WORTH OF STUFF. 9 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:25,737 YOU GOT TO SPREAD IT OUT A LITTLE, YOU KNOW? 10 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:27,739 HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN UNEMPLOYED? 11 00:00:27,822 --> 00:00:29,198 HEY, I AM NOT UNEMPLOYED. 12 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:30,366 I'M ON SABBATICAL. 13 00:00:30,449 --> 00:00:32,326 HEY, DON'T GET RELIGIOUS ON ME, OKAY? 14 00:00:33,953 --> 00:00:35,287 A GUY IN YOUR POSITION 15 00:00:35,370 --> 00:00:36,956 NEEDS TO BE A LITTLE BETTER AT RELAXING 16 00:00:37,039 --> 00:00:37,999 YOU KNOW? 17 00:00:38,082 --> 00:00:39,250 WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE 18 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:40,793 THE COMFORTABLE CHAIRS, HUH? 19 00:00:40,876 --> 00:00:42,795 COME HERE. SIT DOWN. 20 00:00:42,878 --> 00:00:43,796 READY? 21 00:00:43,879 --> 00:00:45,172 WATCH. 22 00:00:45,255 --> 00:00:47,132 AH! 23 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,801 AND THEN… 24 00:00:48,884 --> 00:00:50,970 OH, YEAH! HUH? 25 00:00:51,053 --> 00:00:52,346 SO WHAT? WE JUST SIT? 26 00:00:52,429 --> 00:00:53,347 OH, NO, NO. 27 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:54,849 WE'RE NOT GOING TO JUST SIT. 28 00:00:54,932 --> 00:00:55,932 WATCH. 29 00:01:00,062 --> 00:01:01,188 Hello. Chandler Bing. 30 00:01:01,271 --> 00:01:04,275 HELLO, MR. BING. 31 00:01:04,358 --> 00:01:05,526 I LOVE YOU. 32 00:01:05,609 --> 00:01:10,740 Whoever this is, stop calling me. 33 00:01:10,823 --> 00:01:12,283 It's been six months. 34 00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:13,409 It's not funny. 35 00:01:13,492 --> 00:01:15,453 BUT I LOVE YOU. 36 00:01:15,536 --> 00:01:17,204 Leave me alone. 37 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:19,624 For the love of God, leave me alone! 38 00:01:19,707 --> 00:01:22,208 AND THAT'S WEDNESDAY. AHH. 39 00:02:12,718 --> 00:02:16,013 HEY, YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT. 40 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:19,934 THE BRITISH ARE COMING? 41 00:02:21,351 --> 00:02:23,687 OH, YOU AND YOUR WAYS. 42 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:27,316 SINCE IT'S CHRISTMASTIME, I'M GOING TO BE 43 00:02:27,399 --> 00:02:29,568 ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE COLLECTING DONATIONS. 44 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:31,195 YEAH. I ALREADY HAVE MY BELL 45 00:02:31,278 --> 00:02:33,072 AND LATER ON, I GET MY BUCKET. 46 00:02:33,155 --> 00:02:34,907 YEAH. YEAH. 47 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:37,242 I'M GOING TO BE OUT THERE SPREADING JOY TO THE PEOPLE. 48 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,495 I MEAN, LAST YEAR, I SPREAD A LITTLE JOY 49 00:02:39,578 --> 00:02:40,955 BUT NOT REALLY ENOUGH 50 00:02:41,038 --> 00:02:43,331 SO THIS YEAR, I'M GOING TO DO THE WHOLE CITY. 51 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:45,960 YOU KNOW, I KNEW A GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL 52 00:02:46,043 --> 00:02:47,962 THAT DID THAT. 53 00:02:48,045 --> 00:02:49,505 SHE WAS VERY POPULAR. 54 00:02:49,588 --> 00:02:52,925 SO, PHEEBS, WHERE ARE YOU DOING ALL YOUR BELL RINGING? 55 00:02:53,008 --> 00:02:55,928 THEY GAVE ME A GREAT SPOT RIGHT BY MACY'S. 56 00:02:56,011 --> 00:02:58,764 YEAH, THEY HARDLY EVER GIVE SUCH A GOOD CORNER TO A ROOKIE 57 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:00,307 BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE 58 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,060 WHO CAN SAY "MERRY CHRISTMAS" IN 25 LANGUAGES. 59 00:03:02,143 --> 00:03:04,896 I LIED. 60 00:03:04,979 --> 00:03:06,064 OH, MY GOD. 61 00:03:06,147 --> 00:03:07,690 OKAY, YOU GUYS, HERE'S DANNY. WATCH. 62 00:03:07,773 --> 00:03:09,150 JUST WATCH THIS. 63 00:03:12,486 --> 00:03:13,738 SEE? 64 00:03:13,821 --> 00:03:16,698 STILL PRETENDING HE'S NOT INTERESTED. 65 00:03:17,783 --> 00:03:18,951 OKAY, HE'S COMING OVER. 66 00:03:19,034 --> 00:03:20,536 JUST PRETEND LIKE WE DON'T KNOW HIM. 67 00:03:20,619 --> 00:03:21,829 WE'VE FORGOTTEN WHO HE IS. 68 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:22,872 HEY, GUYS. 69 00:03:22,955 --> 00:03:23,955 HEY, DANNY. 70 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:26,751 OH, DANNY, HEY. 71 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:28,544 WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? 72 00:03:28,627 --> 00:03:30,295 OH, GOD. 73 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,547 DANNY, YOU KNOW RACHEL. 74 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:32,631 SHE'S NICE. 75 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,050 SHE'S NOT BAD TO LOOK AT, RIGHT? 76 00:03:34,133 --> 00:03:35,384 THANKS, MON. 77 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,261 WELL, OF COURSE. 78 00:03:37,344 --> 00:03:39,055 DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH HER? 79 00:03:39,138 --> 00:03:40,306 MONICA! 80 00:03:41,515 --> 00:03:42,516 ABSOLUTELY. 81 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,059 IS FRIDAY OKAY? 82 00:03:45,686 --> 00:03:48,022 FRIDAY IS PERFECT. SHE CAN'T WAIT. 83 00:03:48,105 --> 00:03:49,398 ON THE DATE, I WILL BE ABLE 84 00:03:49,481 --> 00:03:51,150 TO TALK TO HER DIRECTLY, RIGHT? 85 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:57,406 OKAY, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 86 00:03:57,489 --> 00:03:58,407 YOU KNOW WHAT? 87 00:03:58,490 --> 00:03:59,408 DON'T ANSWER ME. 88 00:03:59,491 --> 00:04:01,785 I HAVE A DATE WITH DANNY. 89 00:04:05,789 --> 00:04:07,541 HOW COULD I NOT GET THE PART? 90 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:09,585 THE PLAY WAS ABOUT A 29-YEAR-OLD 91 00:04:09,668 --> 00:04:11,254 ITALIAN ACTOR FROM QUEENS. 92 00:04:11,337 --> 00:04:14,465 WELL, TALIA SHIRE SUDDENLY BECAME AVAILABLE. 93 00:04:14,548 --> 00:04:16,759 SHE'S A WOMAN. 94 00:04:16,842 --> 00:04:18,094 WHAT CAN I SAY? 95 00:04:18,177 --> 00:04:19,887 SHE NAILED IT. 96 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:24,267 OKAY. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 97 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:26,978 WELL, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SAY NO AGAIN 98 00:04:27,061 --> 00:04:28,520 BUT GAY PORN? 99 00:04:31,023 --> 00:04:32,984 HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 100 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:35,111 FELIZ NAVIDAD! 101 00:04:35,194 --> 00:04:38,197 ALLO AND MERRY CHRISTMAS. 102 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,406 OH, THANK YOU, SIR. 103 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:41,617 HERE'S SOME JOY. 104 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:42,785 PHOEBE! HEY! 105 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:44,703 I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW IT'S GOING. 106 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:46,038 WELL, IT'S GOING OKAY. 107 00:04:46,121 --> 00:04:48,166 WELL, GOOD. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU OUT. 108 00:04:48,249 --> 00:04:49,792 OH, THANKS. YEAH. 109 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:50,876 WOW. 110 00:04:52,544 --> 00:04:53,754 IS THAT A NEW SUEDE JACKET? 111 00:04:53,837 --> 00:04:55,089 IT LOOKS REALLY EXPENSIVE. 112 00:04:56,757 --> 00:04:59,301 YEAH… I GUESS. 113 00:05:01,762 --> 00:05:03,722 JUST GET YOUR NAILS DONE? 114 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:06,809 YES, PHOEBE, BUT THIS IS ALL I HAVE, OKAY? 115 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:07,810 OKAY. THANKS. 116 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:08,936 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 117 00:05:09,019 --> 00:05:09,979 HERE'S YOUR JOY. 118 00:05:10,062 --> 00:05:11,647 THANK YOU. 119 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:12,731 THANK YOU. 120 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:14,399 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 121 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,068 WAIT. YOU CAN'T TAKE THE MONEY OUT. 122 00:05:16,151 --> 00:05:17,069 I'M MAKING CHANGE. 123 00:05:17,152 --> 00:05:18,237 I NEED CHANGE FOR THE BUS. 124 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,738 BUT CAN'T YOU LEAVE THE DOLLAR? 125 00:05:19,821 --> 00:05:21,032 THIS MONEY'S FOR THE POOR. 126 00:05:21,115 --> 00:05:23,617 I'M POOR. I GOT TO TAKE THE BUS. 127 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:26,662 OKAY. SEASON'S GREETINGS AND EVERYTHING, BUT STILL… 128 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:28,080 BITE ME, BLONDIE. 129 00:05:28,163 --> 00:05:29,207 OH! 130 00:05:29,290 --> 00:05:30,916 WOW. 131 00:05:30,999 --> 00:05:34,003 OH, I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING BESIDES JOY. 132 00:05:34,086 --> 00:05:35,670 JUST… 133 00:05:39,174 --> 00:05:40,509 THAT PART WAS PERFECT FOR ME. 134 00:05:40,592 --> 00:05:42,094 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T GET IT. 135 00:05:42,177 --> 00:05:44,513 I'M SORRY, MAN. 136 00:05:44,596 --> 00:05:46,724 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? 137 00:05:46,807 --> 00:05:50,311 YOU SHOULD MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN FOR YOURSELF, YOU KNOW? 138 00:05:50,394 --> 00:05:51,937 LIKE, LIKE WRITE A PLAY. 139 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:53,605 WRITE A MOVIE, HUH? 140 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:55,607 WHAT ABOUT THOSE GOOD WILL HUNTING GUYS? 141 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:56,608 COME ON, ROSS 142 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,152 BE REALISTIC, YOU KNOW? 143 00:05:58,235 --> 00:05:59,862 IF I DID WRITE SOMETHING 144 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:03,657 WHAT ARE THE CHANCES I COULD GET THOSE GUYS TO STAR IN IT? 145 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:07,370 WAIT A SECOND. 146 00:06:07,453 --> 00:06:08,746 I COULD STAR IN IT. 147 00:06:08,829 --> 00:06:09,997 OR THAT. 148 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,542 I CAN'T WRITE, YOU KNOW. 149 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:15,044 I'M AN ACTOR. 150 00:06:15,127 --> 00:06:17,838 I DON'T HAVE THE DISCIPLINE THAT IT TAKES, YOU KNOW? 151 00:06:17,921 --> 00:06:18,839 I CAN'T DO IT. 152 00:06:18,922 --> 00:06:19,965 I'LL HELP YOU. 153 00:06:20,048 --> 00:06:22,301 YEAH. I'LL MAKE UP A SCHEDULE 154 00:06:22,384 --> 00:06:24,720 AND MAKE SURE YOU STICK TO IT. 155 00:06:24,803 --> 00:06:26,972 PLUS IT WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO. 156 00:06:27,055 --> 00:06:28,140 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 157 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:29,141 YEAH. 158 00:06:29,224 --> 00:06:30,226 THANKS. 159 00:06:30,309 --> 00:06:32,019 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL START OFF SLOW. 160 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:33,896 THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO DO TONIGHT 161 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:36,357 IS COME UP WITH THE NAME OF YOUR MAIN CHARACTER. 162 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,358 DONE. 163 00:06:37,441 --> 00:06:38,817 AND IT CAN'T BE JOEY. 164 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:39,735 IT'S NOT. 165 00:06:39,818 --> 00:06:40,652 OR JOSEPH. 166 00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:42,779 OH. 167 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:47,492 HI. 168 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:48,953 WHAT'S UP? 169 00:06:49,036 --> 00:06:52,123 I JUST SAW DANNY GETTING ON THE SUBWAY WITH A GIRL 170 00:06:52,206 --> 00:06:54,083 AND HE HAD HIS ARM AROUND HER. 171 00:06:54,166 --> 00:06:55,667 I'M SORRY. 172 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,835 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE. 173 00:06:56,918 --> 00:06:58,253 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 174 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:02,758 YOU MEDDLED IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. 175 00:07:02,841 --> 00:07:04,718 YOU HAD NO RELATIONSHIP. 176 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:06,553 NO, BUT I WAS DOING MY THING 177 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:09,723 AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING ACCORDING TO THE PLAN. 178 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:13,394 OH, GOD, STOP WITH THE PLAN. 179 00:07:13,477 --> 00:07:16,563 SO WHAT? SO WHAT IF YOU SAW HIM WITH A GIRL. 180 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:18,274 WHO CARES? IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 181 00:07:18,357 --> 00:07:19,317 LOOK, YOU'RE GOING 182 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,859 TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH DANNY 183 00:07:20,942 --> 00:07:22,361 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO CHARMING 184 00:07:22,444 --> 00:07:24,738 HE'S GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID SUBWAY GIRL. 185 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:28,326 SHE WAS KIND OF STUPID. 186 00:07:28,409 --> 00:07:29,660 YOU'RE RIGHT. 187 00:07:29,743 --> 00:07:32,121 ALL RIGHT. I'M JUST GOING TO GO ON THE DATE. 188 00:07:32,204 --> 00:07:34,081 I'M JUST GOING TO GO ON THE DATE. 189 00:07:34,164 --> 00:07:36,375 THAT IS THE NEW PLAN. 190 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:40,003 HURRY! HURRY! 191 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:56,979 HEY, HOW DO YOU SPELL SUSPICIOUS? 192 00:07:57,062 --> 00:07:58,439 WHY? 193 00:07:58,522 --> 00:08:01,025 BECAUSE I THINK THIS CHARACTER IS GOING 194 00:08:01,108 --> 00:08:02,985 TO BE SUSPICIOUS ABOUT STUFF. 195 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,819 YES! 196 00:08:06,113 --> 00:08:10,075 CHANDLER BING, SEVEN, CHANDLER BING, ZERO. 197 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:12,244 YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH THAT. 198 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:13,245 OKAY. I'LL STOP. 199 00:08:13,328 --> 00:08:14,246 DON'T STOP. 200 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:15,539 MOVE THE BALL FURTHER AWAY. 201 00:08:15,622 --> 00:08:16,915 ROSS COULD MAKE THAT SHOT. 202 00:08:23,171 --> 00:08:27,009 WELL, YOU SUCK, BUT AT LEAST YOU SUCK AT A MAN'S GAME NOW. 203 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:28,135 YOU WANT TO PLAY? 204 00:08:28,218 --> 00:08:30,095 CHANDLER, I CAN'T BE PLAYING GAMES. 205 00:08:30,178 --> 00:08:31,555 ROSS IS GOING TO BE HOME SOON 206 00:08:31,638 --> 00:08:33,474 AND I HAVE TO WRITE FIVE WHOLE PAGES 207 00:08:33,557 --> 00:08:35,434 IF I'M GOING TO STICK TO HIS SCHEDULE. 208 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:36,768 PLAY FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES 209 00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:38,437 AND YOU CAN WRITE UNTIL HE GETS HOME. 210 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:39,730 ALL RIGHT. 211 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:43,192 BUT LISTEN, WHAT DO YOU SAY 212 00:08:43,275 --> 00:08:46,111 WE CRANK IT UP A NOTCH? 213 00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:47,530 I'M INTRIGUED. 214 00:08:47,613 --> 00:08:50,282 ALL RIGHT. ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE LIGHTER FLUID. 215 00:08:50,365 --> 00:08:51,742 OKAY, BUT BE CAREFUL, OKAY? 216 00:08:51,825 --> 00:08:52,951 BECAUSE I WANT TO GET 217 00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:54,703 OUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK. 218 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:56,621 YEAH, I THINK WE SAID GOOD-BYE TO THAT 219 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,165 WHEN WE INVENTED HAMMER DARTS. 220 00:08:58,248 --> 00:08:59,624 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 221 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,544 DO YOU REMEMBER WHICH PART IS NOT SPACKLED? 222 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:04,045 YEAH, RIGHT HERE. 223 00:09:07,007 --> 00:09:08,133 OH, THANK YOU. 224 00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:09,551 HAPPY HOLIDAYS. 225 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:14,306 NO, THAT'S TRASH, YOUNG LADY. 226 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:15,766 NO. YOU CAN'T… 227 00:09:15,849 --> 00:09:18,143 HEY, STOP THAT YOUNG LADY! 228 00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:19,770 SHE DONATED TRASH! 229 00:09:19,853 --> 00:09:22,981 HEY! 230 00:09:23,064 --> 00:09:25,192 THE CHARITY'S ON FIRE! 231 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:26,193 HELP! OH, GOOD. 232 00:09:26,276 --> 00:09:27,819 THANK YOU. I NEED THAT. 233 00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:30,197 WOO! WHAT IS THIS? 234 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:34,285 IT'S 9:00 IN THE MORNING. 235 00:09:34,368 --> 00:09:35,953 ALL RIGHT. 236 00:09:36,036 --> 00:09:37,413 "A ROOM. 237 00:09:37,496 --> 00:09:38,705 "A MAN ENTERS. 238 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,248 HE LOOKS SUSPICIOUS." 239 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:45,837 THAT'S IT? 240 00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:51,009 JOEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FIVE PAGES DONE BY NOW 241 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:52,886 INCLUDING AN EXCITING INCIDENT. 242 00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:54,721 WHAT IS ALL THIS? 243 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:59,518 "THE OFFICIAL RULE BOOK OF FIREBALL." 244 00:09:59,601 --> 00:10:02,354 YEAH, THAT'S THE GAME WE WERE PLAYING. 245 00:10:02,437 --> 00:10:04,356 OH, YEAH, GREAT. SEE, YOU TAKE A TENNIS BALL 246 00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:06,108 A BOWL AND LIGHTER FLUID… 247 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:07,942 OOPS. 248 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,447 THIS IS HELPING YOUR CAREER? 249 00:10:11,530 --> 00:10:13,365 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE AN ACTOR. 250 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:16,160 NOT THE CREATOR OF "CRAZY LAWSUIT GAME." 251 00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:18,203 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 252 00:10:18,286 --> 00:10:19,788 I'LL GET BACK TO WORK. 253 00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:20,789 AND SHAME ON YOU. 254 00:10:20,872 --> 00:10:22,166 YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 255 00:10:22,249 --> 00:10:23,292 JOEY NEEDS TO WORK. 256 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,293 NOW, COME ON. 257 00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:25,336 HEY. 258 00:10:25,419 --> 00:10:27,421 UH-UH. YOU CAN HAVE THIS BACK 259 00:10:27,504 --> 00:10:29,632 WHEN THE FIVE PAGES ARE DONE, HUH? 260 00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:31,592 AH! 261 00:10:40,892 --> 00:10:43,687 I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME TONIGHT. 262 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:44,855 SO DID I. 263 00:10:44,938 --> 00:10:47,982 I'M REALLY GLAD MONICA ASKED US OUT. 264 00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:58,285 I'D LOVE TO ASK YOU IN, BUT, UH… 265 00:10:58,368 --> 00:10:59,495 MY SISTER'S VISITING 266 00:10:59,578 --> 00:11:01,539 AND I THINK SHE'S ASLEEP ON THE COUCH. 267 00:11:01,622 --> 00:11:02,665 YOUR SISTER? 268 00:11:02,748 --> 00:11:05,250 YOUR SISTER'S ASLEEP ON THE COUCH? 269 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,128 OH, I SAW YOU WITH HER ON THE SUBWAY 270 00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:10,881 AND NOW SHE'S ASLEEP ON THE COUCH. 271 00:11:10,964 --> 00:11:11,923 OH, GOD! 272 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,800 OH, I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU. 273 00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:15,427 HEY, GREAT, YOU'RE UP. 274 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:17,054 RACHEL, THIS IS MY SISTER, KRISTA. 275 00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:18,180 KRISTA, THIS IS RACHEL. 276 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,473 HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 277 00:11:19,556 --> 00:11:21,099 I WISH YOU TOLD ME WE WERE HAVING COMPANY. 278 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,267 I'D HAVE FIXED MYSELF UP. 279 00:11:22,350 --> 00:11:23,852 LIKE IT WOULD HELP. 280 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:25,103 YOU ARE SO BAD. 281 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:26,146 YOU ARE. 282 00:11:26,229 --> 00:11:27,272 YOU ARE. YOU ARE. 283 00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:28,399 YOU ARE. YOU ARE. 284 00:11:28,482 --> 00:11:29,400 YOU ARE! 285 00:11:29,483 --> 00:11:30,609 YOU ARE SO DEAD. 286 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:31,985 I'M GOING TO GET YOU. 287 00:11:33,111 --> 00:11:35,029 COME HERE! COME HERE! 288 00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:43,747 UM, VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 289 00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:51,004 NOBODY… NOBODY RESPECTS THE BUCKET. 290 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:53,924 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT PEOPLE PUT IN HERE. 291 00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:56,843 OKAY. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A GARBAGE CAN TO YOU? 292 00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:58,095 NO. 293 00:11:58,178 --> 00:11:59,680 DOES IT LOOK LIKE AN ASHTRAY? 294 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:00,681 NO. 295 00:12:00,764 --> 00:12:02,015 DOES IT LOOK LIKE A URINAL? 296 00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:04,476 EWW! 297 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:06,228 PHEEBS, YOU GOING TO GO BACK OUT THERE? 298 00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:07,770 WELL, YEAH. 299 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,065 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY MORE CRAP, OKAY? 300 00:12:10,148 --> 00:12:11,817 NO MORE MRS. NICE BUCKET. 301 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,819 GOOD FOR YOU. YOU'RE TOUGH. 302 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,238 YOU LIVED ON THE STREET. 303 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,657 I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO BEING STREET PHOEBE. 304 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,075 YEAH. 305 00:12:20,158 --> 00:12:22,160 OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN'T GO TOTALLY BACK 306 00:12:22,243 --> 00:12:24,246 BECAUSE STREET PHOEBE REALLY WOULDN'T BE FRIENDS 307 00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:25,413 WITH YOU GUYS. 308 00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:30,961 HI. UM, CAN I ASK YOU GUYS SOMETHING? 309 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:32,421 SURE. 310 00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:34,339 UM, I DON'T HAVE ANY BROTHERS, SO I DON'T KNOW 311 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,508 BUT DID YOU GUYS WRESTLE? 312 00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:37,509 OH, YEAH. 313 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:38,552 ALL THE TIME. 314 00:12:38,635 --> 00:12:42,013 IN FACT, I WAS UNDEFEATED. 315 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:44,850 WELL, YOU WEIGHED 200 POUNDS. 316 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,894 STILL, I WAS QUICK AS A CAT. 317 00:12:50,564 --> 00:12:52,941 WELL, I MET DANNY'S SISTER YESTERDAY… 318 00:12:53,024 --> 00:12:55,986 UH, THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE GIRL ON THE SUBWAY… 319 00:12:56,069 --> 00:12:58,781 AND, UH, YEAH, THEY WERE VERY, YOU KNOW… 320 00:12:58,864 --> 00:13:00,157 WRESTLE-Y… 321 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,866 BUT I GUESS THAT'S NORMAL? 322 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,870 WE DON'T… WE DON'T WRESTLE NOW. 323 00:13:06,996 --> 00:13:09,082 NOT SINCE I GOT TOO STRONG FOR YOU. 324 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,627 TOO STRONG FOR ME? 325 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:12,919 YEAH. 326 00:13:13,002 --> 00:13:15,088 YOU WANT TO GO RIGHT NOW? 327 00:13:15,171 --> 00:13:17,633 'CAUSE I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT NOW, BUDDY. 328 00:13:17,716 --> 00:13:19,384 YOU WANT TO GO? 329 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,135 OH, FINE. 330 00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:24,598 READY? 331 00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:26,099 WRESTLE. 332 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,272 OKAY, OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? 333 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,898 UM, ACTUALLY, THAT'S GREAT. 334 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,525 THAT HELPS A LOT. THANKS. 335 00:13:40,488 --> 00:13:43,575 GUYS, COME ON. LET'S GO. THE PUCK DROPS IN 20 MINUTES. 336 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:45,327 JOEY'S NOT GOING. 337 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,830 I DIDN'T FINISH MY FIVE PAGES. 338 00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:50,791 WELL, WHY CAN'T YOU FINISH THEM TOMORROW? 339 00:13:50,874 --> 00:13:53,585 BECAUSE TOMORROW HE'S REDOING YESTERDAY'S PAGES. 340 00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:57,631 AND YESTERDAY'S PAGES DID NOT REFLECT MY BEST WORK. 341 00:13:57,714 --> 00:13:59,466 WHY DON'T YOU CUT HIM A LITTLE SLACK, OKAY? 342 00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:02,093 MAYBE IF HE RELAXES A LITTLE BIT, HE'LL GET SOME WORK DONE. 343 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,762 I THINK HE'S BEEN RELAXING ENOUGH 344 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:07,056 THANKS TO YOU AND FIREBALL. 345 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,185 DUDE, IF YOU THINK FIREBALL'S RELAXING 346 00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:11,936 YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER PLAYED. 347 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,064 THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE DOING THIS TO JOEY 348 00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:16,024 IS BECAUSE YOU ARE BORED, OKAY? 349 00:14:16,107 --> 00:14:17,984 IT'S NOT HIS FAULT YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED. 350 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,319 I AM NOT UNEMPLOYED. 351 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:20,821 I'M ON SABBATICAL. 352 00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:23,490 COME ON, LOOK, GUYS. DON'T FIGHT. 353 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:27,160 AND THE REASON I'M DOING THIS IS BECAUSE I AM JOEY'S FRIEND 354 00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:30,330 AND IF YOU WERE A GOOD FRIEND, YOU'D BE DOING THE SAME THING. 355 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:32,791 SO BEING A GOOD FRIEND MEANS ACTING LIKE A TOTAL JERK. 356 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:35,168 IF IT DOES, THEN YOU'RE AN AMAZING FRIEND OF MINE. 357 00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:36,461 HEY, GUYS, HEY. 358 00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:37,921 HOW ABOUT WE SETTLE THIS 359 00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:39,882 OVER A FRIENDLY GAME OF FIREBALL? HUH? 360 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,675 I'LL GO UNHOOK THE SMOKE DETECTORS. 361 00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:43,551 HOW ABOUT WE SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW? 362 00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:48,390 THERE. NOW NO ONE'S GOING TO THE GAME. 363 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:50,141 I PAID FOR THOSE TICKETS. 364 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,394 NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU SAID YOU WOULD, BUT YOU NEVER DID. 365 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,603 OH, YEAH. 366 00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:03,864 SO, WE FINALLY GET TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN 367 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:06,617 AND AIRHEAD HERE FORGETS THE CAMERA. 368 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:10,579 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME. 369 00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:13,248 WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN TO YOU? 370 00:15:13,331 --> 00:15:14,583 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 371 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,000 WE WERE JOGGING IN THE PARK 372 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,544 WE SAW THAT REALLY PRETTY BIRD 373 00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:19,129 AND I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE 374 00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:20,839 BUT I DIDN'T HAVE MY CAMERA. 375 00:15:20,922 --> 00:15:24,300 OKAY. FIRST OF ALL, CHASING THE CHURRO GUY IS NOT JOGGING. 376 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,178 OH, THIS IS SO GOOD. 377 00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:29,014 YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY IT. 378 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:37,355 THAT IS GOOD. 379 00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:42,235 OH. DAMN. I GOT IT ON MY PANTS. 380 00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:44,529 HERE. I'LL GET IT. 381 00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,287 WE BETTER TAKE THESE OFF UPSTAIRS 382 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,956 OR THAT STAIN'S GOING TO SET. 383 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,333 I WANT TO WEAR THESE PANTS ON OUR DATE TONIGHT. 384 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:59,085 OH, GREAT. 385 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,587 OKAY. BYE. 386 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,422 OH, MY GOD… 387 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,132 THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 388 00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:05,634 OKAY, SEE? I TOLD YOU. 389 00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,177 YEAH, WOW… SORRY, RACH. 390 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,220 I DON'T BELIEVE THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER. 391 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,847 THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER? 392 00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:25,111 OH! WAIT A MINUTE. OPEN YOUR HAND. 393 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,447 LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 394 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,449 QUARTER, DIME, LINT. 395 00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:31,785 NOT INTERESTED IN THAT. 396 00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:33,745 WHAT'S THIS, A CANADIAN COIN? 397 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:35,121 GET OUT OF HERE! 398 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:37,999 OH, MY GOSH. 399 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,628 WHOA! NO DRINKS NEAR THE BUCKET. 400 00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:42,963 SET IT DOWN OVER THERE 401 00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:44,673 AND THEN YOU CAN MAKE A CONTRIBUTION. 402 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:49,344 AND YOU LEAVE THE "HURT BUNNY" LOOK OVER THERE, TOO. 403 00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:51,054 OH, HI, BOB. 404 00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:55,266 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE! 405 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,811 UH, PHOEBE, WE'VE BEEN GETTING COMPLAINTS 406 00:16:57,894 --> 00:17:01,314 AND, UH, WE'RE GOING TO MOVE YOU TO A LESS HIGH-PROFILE SPOT. 407 00:17:01,397 --> 00:17:02,649 WHAT? 408 00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,609 UH, GINGER'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THIS CORNER. 409 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:07,111 THAT CHICK CAN'T HANDLE MY CORNER. 410 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,782 LOOK, EITHER YOU LEAVE OR WE REMOVE YOU. 411 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,408 FINE. 412 00:17:17,413 --> 00:17:20,333 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE POINTER. 413 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:22,002 LOOK AT FOR THAT BITCH. 414 00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:34,806 OH. HI, RACH. I THOUGHT WE SAID 7:00. 415 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,141 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? UH, LET'S SKIP IT. 416 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,061 WHAT? WHY? 417 00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:44,066 UM… YOU AND YOUR SISTER SEEM TO HAVE A VERY SPECIAL BOND. 418 00:17:44,149 --> 00:17:47,527 OH, GREAT. THAT SPECIAL BOND AGAIN. 419 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,530 WHY DO WOMEN HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM WITH THE FACT 420 00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:52,824 THAT I'M CLOSE WITH MY SISTER? 421 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,409 WELL… OKAY, LOOK. 422 00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:56,578 LISTEN… I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BUT… 423 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,080 DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS? 424 00:17:58,163 --> 00:17:59,664 NO. I HAVE TWO SISTERS. 425 00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:02,459 ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY HAS A VERY MASCULINE ENERGY. 426 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:03,961 ARE YOU CLOSE WITH THEM? 427 00:18:04,044 --> 00:18:06,379 NO, NO. THEY'RE NOT VERY NICE PEOPLE. 428 00:18:06,462 --> 00:18:07,714 COME HERE. 429 00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:09,841 LISTEN. I REALLY LIKE YOU, OKAY? 430 00:18:09,924 --> 00:18:12,052 I THINK THIS COULD GO SOMEWHERE. 431 00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:13,804 SO WHAT IF I'M CLOSE TO MY FAMILY? 432 00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,764 YOU GOING TO LET THAT STAND IN THE WAY OF US? 433 00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:17,933 WELL… I DON'T KNOW. 434 00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:21,269 WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, YOU KNOW… 435 00:18:21,352 --> 00:18:25,023 DANNY, HURRY UP. THE BATH'S GETTING COLD. 436 00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:28,986 WHAT? 437 00:18:29,069 --> 00:18:30,611 YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 438 00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:37,786 OH, HEY. THERE'S SOME KIDS PLAYING IN THE STREET. 439 00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:39,454 YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THERE 440 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:41,706 GIVE THEM A PROJECT, RUIN THEIR DAY? 441 00:18:41,789 --> 00:18:43,416 HEY, IF THEY HAVE A BALL 442 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,794 MAYBE YOU COULD STICK RAZOR BLADES IN IT 443 00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:48,922 AND TEACH THEM A NEW GAME… "GOING TO NEED STITCHES" BALL. 444 00:18:50,381 --> 00:18:52,843 HEY, GUYS. I WAS AT THE LIBRARY ALL MORNING 445 00:18:52,926 --> 00:18:55,637 AND I ALREADY FINISHED MY FIVE PAGES FOR TODAY. 446 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,142 GREAT. NOW WE CAN GO TO THE RANGER GAME LAST NIGHT. 447 00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:03,895 NO, DUDE. ROSS TORE UP THE TICKETS. 448 00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:10,652 I GUESS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE SO MANY DISTRACTIONS 449 00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:13,030 IT'S EASIER FOR YOU TO FOCUS, HUH? 450 00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:15,198 YEAH, OR ALSO, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE SOMEBODY 451 00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:17,742 BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK ALL THE LIVELONG DAY! 452 00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,913 WELL… THAT'S FINE, BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS 453 00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,957 I FINISHED IT AND I THINK IT'S REALLY GOOD 454 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,750 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY HELP ME 455 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:28,503 IS IF I COULD HEAR IT, SO WOULD YOU GUYS READ IT FOR ME? 456 00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,338 ALL RIGHT. 457 00:19:30,421 --> 00:19:32,465 ALL RIGHT. 458 00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:33,967 OKAY. 459 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:37,261 IT'S A TYPICAL NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT… 460 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,181 TWO GUYS ARE HANGING OUT. ROSS? 461 00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,644 HEY, MAN. 462 00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:47,647 WHAT IS UP? 463 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,483 ABOUT YESTERDAY, I WAS REALLY WRONG. 464 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,152 I AM SORRY. 465 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:55,989 NO, IT WAS ME. I'M SORRY. I OVERREACTED. 466 00:19:56,072 --> 00:19:58,282 MAYBE IT WAS BOTH OF US 467 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,619 BUT WE HAD OUR BEST FRIEND'S INTER… 468 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:08,001 BUT WE HAD OUR BEST FRIEND'S INTEREST AT HEART. 469 00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:11,212 COULD I BE MORE SORRY? 470 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,552 I DON'T KNOW. 471 00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:22,723 I AM ONE SORRY… POLONTOLOGIST… 472 00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:28,230 ALL RIGHT, JOEY. WE-WE GET IT. 473 00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:29,564 I'M SORRY. 474 00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:30,982 I'M SORRY, TOO. 475 00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:32,358 OH, NO. NO, NO. KEEP READING. 476 00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:34,152 THE GOOD PART'S COMING UP. KEEP GOING. 477 00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:39,616 I AM SORRY, CHANDLER. 478 00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:41,701 I AM SORRY, ROSS. 479 00:20:44,162 --> 00:20:46,164 A HANDSOME MAN ENTERS. 480 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,334 HEY… HOW'S IT GOING, GUYS? 481 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,836 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT 482 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:54,297 BUT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THANKS TO BOTH OF YOU. 483 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:58,468 YOU… YOU WOULDN'T LET ME GIVE UP ON MYSELF 484 00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:03,223 AND YOU… WELL, YOU CO-CREATED FIREBALL. 485 00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:04,807 THE END. 486 00:21:06,184 --> 00:21:08,561 THIS TOOK YOU ALL DAY? 487 00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,772 NO, NO. THIS ONLY TOOK FIVE MINUTES. 488 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:12,482 I SPENT THE REST OF THE DAY 489 00:21:12,565 --> 00:21:15,318 COMING UP WITH NEW, ULTIMATE FIREBALL. 490 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,493 IT'S A TYPICAL 491 00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:25,203 NEW YORK CITY APARTMENT. 492 00:21:25,286 --> 00:21:28,290 TWO GIRLS ARE JUST HANGING OUT. 493 00:21:28,373 --> 00:21:30,750 HI. HOW'RE YOU DOING, KELLY? 494 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:32,752 I'M DOING JUST FINE. 495 00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:35,629 GOD, TIFFANY, YOU SMELL SO GREAT. 496 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:39,259 IT'S MY NEW PERFUME. 497 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:41,094 WHY DON'T YOU COME CLOSER 498 00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,846 WHERE YOU CAN REALLY APPRECIATE IT? 499 00:21:46,266 --> 00:21:47,809 OH, YOU KNOW, JOEY, YOU ARE SICK. 500 00:21:47,892 --> 00:21:48,977 THIS IS DISGUSTING. 501 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:50,520 I'M NOT READING THIS. 502 00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:54,357 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. THE HANDSOME MAN WAS ABOUT TO ENTER!