1 00:00:00,749 --> 00:00:01,834 Look, it's not that big a deal. 2 00:00:01,917 --> 00:00:04,420 So Monica and Chandler are doing it. 3 00:00:04,503 --> 00:00:07,339 I cannot believe you would say that! 4 00:00:07,422 --> 00:00:11,093 Oh, sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love. 5 00:00:12,427 --> 00:00:16,182 No, I mean, come on. This is a huge deal! 6 00:00:16,265 --> 00:00:17,683 Come on, I need more details, like 7 00:00:17,766 --> 00:00:19,936 who initiated the first kiss? 8 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:22,480 I don't know. 9 00:00:22,563 --> 00:00:25,316 Is he romantic with her? 10 00:00:25,399 --> 00:00:28,069 I don't know. 11 00:00:28,152 --> 00:00:30,613 Are they in love? 12 00:00:30,696 --> 00:00:33,116 I don't know. 13 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,826 You don't know anything. 14 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,494 Oh, I know one thing. What? 15 00:00:36,577 --> 00:00:38,120 They did it right there on the couch. 16 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,174 Hey, Ross. Hey. 17 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,051 Yeah. 18 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:35,594 Hey, Gunther could I have a scone, please? 19 00:01:35,677 --> 00:01:37,138 Wanna hear some good news? 20 00:01:37,221 --> 00:01:39,015 Someone I know is getting married. 21 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,351 Yeah, and weddings are happy occasions. 22 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,269 Oh, by the by it's my ex-wife Emily! 23 00:01:45,062 --> 00:01:46,356 Oh, sorry, man. 24 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,775 Here's your scone. Oh, thanks, Gunther. 25 00:01:49,858 --> 00:01:51,152 Thanks. 26 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:53,446 Stupid British snack food! 27 00:01:55,656 --> 00:01:59,327 Did they teach you that in your anger management class? 28 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:01,204 Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? 29 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:04,415 Think of it this way. You and Emily are in the past. 30 00:02:04,498 --> 00:02:06,292 And you can't be mad about the past. 31 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:09,586 So are you still mad about, you know, Louisiana Purchase? 32 00:02:11,797 --> 00:02:13,591 Pheebs, I don't think anybody's mad about that. 33 00:02:13,674 --> 00:02:16,177 Exactly! Because it's in the past. 34 00:02:19,805 --> 00:02:22,891 Anybody gonna eat that? 35 00:02:25,811 --> 00:02:28,189 Look at us all dressed up for the big office party. 36 00:02:28,272 --> 00:02:29,523 Hey, by the way what are we celebrating? 37 00:02:29,606 --> 00:02:30,858 Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over 38 00:02:30,941 --> 00:02:33,403 from the Christmas party. 39 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,654 I think this is so cool, I mean none of our friends are here. 40 00:02:35,737 --> 00:02:38,241 So we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide. 41 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,286 I know. I can do this. 42 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,329 And I can do this. 43 00:02:44,621 --> 00:02:47,375 We can't do that. We can't do that. 44 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:48,959 Hey, Bing! 45 00:02:50,627 --> 00:02:52,504 Whoa! Who's the pretty lady? 46 00:02:52,587 --> 00:02:54,215 And what the hell is she doing with you? 47 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,260 I ask myself that very question, sir. 48 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,886 This is Monica. This is my boss, Doug. 49 00:02:58,969 --> 00:03:00,679 Doug, this is Monica. Hi, nice to meet you. 50 00:03:00,762 --> 00:03:03,766 Hi. This is my wife, Kara. Nice to meet you, Monica. 51 00:03:03,849 --> 00:03:05,267 Bing! Okay. 52 00:03:06,894 --> 00:03:08,020 Hey, uh, Bing, did you hear about 53 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:09,439 the new law firm we got working for us? 54 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,815 No, sir. Yeah, do we cheat 'em and how? 55 00:03:15,861 --> 00:03:18,280 Come on, honey, let's go drink our body weight. 56 00:03:19,865 --> 00:03:21,491 What was that? What? 57 00:03:21,574 --> 00:03:25,246 That noise you just made? Oh, that was my work laugh. 58 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:26,914 Your work laugh? Yeah, believe me. 59 00:03:26,997 --> 00:03:28,207 If you're gonna survive this party 60 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,709 you're gonna have to come up with one too. 61 00:03:30,792 --> 00:03:33,712 Alright. Check me out. Okay. 62 00:03:33,795 --> 00:03:36,382 He says, "$30, Father. Same as in town." 63 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:46,767 Hey, everybody at work loved you last night. 64 00:03:46,850 --> 00:03:48,311 Really? And they like me more.. 65 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,355 …just because I was with you. 66 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,730 I think you repaired a lot of the damage 67 00:03:51,813 --> 00:03:54,942 from when they met Joey. 68 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:56,527 And Doug wants us to play tennis with him. 69 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:58,779 He's never even talked to me outside of work. 70 00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:00,198 Except for that time when we bumped into each other 71 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:01,823 at that strip club. 72 00:04:03,742 --> 00:04:05,453 Strip church. 73 00:04:07,496 --> 00:04:09,207 Anyway, I'm gonna go try to find a racket. 74 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,958 Hey, I thought you had one. Oh, I used to. 75 00:04:11,041 --> 00:04:12,877 But then Joey thought it'd be fun to go to Central Perk 76 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,670 and hit rocks at.. 77 00:04:14,753 --> 00:04:16,088 …bigger rocks. 78 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:19,175 Hey, Rach, do you have a tennis racket? 79 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,177 Oh, um, you know, I lent it to Joey 80 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,804 and I've never actually gotten it back. 81 00:04:23,887 --> 00:04:25,097 Okay, good luck with that. 82 00:04:28,225 --> 00:04:29,560 Hey. Hey. 83 00:04:29,643 --> 00:04:31,437 What's up? What are you doin' here? 84 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,938 I thought you had to do inventory all day. 85 00:04:33,021 --> 00:04:34,273 Well, yeah, I do, but you know 86 00:04:34,356 --> 00:04:36,234 I decided I would take a long lunch 87 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:40,071 and spend some time with my friend Monica. 88 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:42,656 You know, I feel like we don't talk anymore. 89 00:04:42,739 --> 00:04:46,577 How are you? What is new with you? 90 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,749 Um, not much. Um, work's good. 91 00:04:51,832 --> 00:04:53,209 Oh, you know what? We don't have to talk about work. 92 00:04:53,292 --> 00:04:56,045 We can talk about anything. 93 00:04:56,128 --> 00:04:59,047 Okay, um… Hey, you know what? 94 00:05:00,674 --> 00:05:02,176 Let's talk about relationships. 95 00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:03,761 Okay, what's goin' on with you? 96 00:05:03,844 --> 00:05:05,179 Nothing. 97 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:08,849 You go. 98 00:05:08,932 --> 00:05:10,518 Well, I-I, there was this guy at the bank 99 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:11,810 that I thought was cute. 100 00:05:11,893 --> 00:05:13,521 Um, but I don't anymore. 101 00:05:15,147 --> 00:05:19,026 Wow, that's, uh, juicy. Um, you know what though, Mon? 102 00:05:19,109 --> 00:05:21,028 I actually do have a lot of work to do. 103 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:24,990 So if-if.. You're sure there's just not anything else? 104 00:05:25,073 --> 00:05:26,825 Yes, I'm sure. 105 00:05:26,908 --> 00:05:28,702 Rachel, is there something that you wanna talk to me about? 106 00:05:28,785 --> 00:05:29,911 No! 107 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:36,335 If there was, I wouldn't tell you. 108 00:05:44,759 --> 00:05:46,178 Okay, then what happened? 109 00:05:46,845 --> 00:05:49,223 Oh! Ooh. 110 00:05:49,306 --> 00:05:51,892 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 111 00:05:51,975 --> 00:05:54,562 Uh, uh. You'll get your turn. 112 00:05:54,645 --> 00:05:57,523 Hey, Phoebe. What's going on? Nothing. 113 00:05:57,606 --> 00:05:59,733 This is not over. 114 00:05:59,816 --> 00:06:02,194 No, no, no! What? 115 00:06:02,277 --> 00:06:05,697 I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily. 116 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:08,200 It was perfect, and now it's all covered in.. 117 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:11,078 Actually, thanks! 118 00:06:11,161 --> 00:06:13,414 Alright, everybody ready to go to the movies? 119 00:06:13,497 --> 00:06:16,125 Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna skip it. 120 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:17,335 Really? Yeah. 121 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,211 I'm gonna stay and read my book. 122 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:20,796 I just want to be alone right now. 123 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,756 Oh, sure you don't wanna come? 124 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:26,343 Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff. 125 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,390 That's okay, Joe. Alright, let's go, Pheebs. 126 00:06:34,851 --> 00:06:36,562 Oh, God! 127 00:06:41,024 --> 00:06:42,109 Bing! 128 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:48,532 Aw! Game! 129 00:06:50,951 --> 00:06:52,244 Well, I gotta tell you, Bing 130 00:06:52,327 --> 00:06:54,496 that partner of yours is a real tiger. 131 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,832 Are you alright, sweetheart? 132 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:01,836 We're just gonna get a little sip of water. 133 00:07:04,047 --> 00:07:06,634 Am I on fire today or what? 134 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:10,638 Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved. 135 00:07:11,805 --> 00:07:13,682 Okay, easy, Martina. 136 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:17,853 Listen, I think we should let them win the next game. 137 00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:20,814 I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. 138 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:24,818 Let them win one. Are you crazy? 139 00:07:24,901 --> 00:07:28,155 We own those two. Look at 'em! 140 00:07:28,238 --> 00:07:30,824 He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills. 141 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:33,911 You're not even giving them a chance. 142 00:07:33,994 --> 00:07:35,870 They have rackets, don't they? 143 00:07:38,373 --> 00:07:41,168 Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game. 144 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:43,212 Oh, yes, sir. Put me out of my misery. 145 00:07:43,295 --> 00:07:45,589 Are you sure you never played pro? 146 00:07:46,256 --> 00:07:47,383 Please let them win. 147 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,051 I'll take it down to 95 percent 148 00:07:49,134 --> 00:07:51,470 but that's the best I can do. 149 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:59,060 Oopsie, missed it! I got it! 150 00:08:02,731 --> 00:08:03,940 Nice shot. 151 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:15,202 I got it! 152 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:17,078 Long! 153 00:08:23,585 --> 00:08:25,796 I can't believe you let them win. 154 00:08:25,879 --> 00:08:28,674 Yeah, well, at least you hid your feelings well about it. 155 00:08:29,966 --> 00:08:32,094 I was frustrated. It was my racket. 156 00:08:32,177 --> 00:08:34,096 I was frustrated with you! 157 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:35,723 If we hadn't lost the game 158 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:38,476 they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow night. 159 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,018 You know what really bothers me? 160 00:08:40,101 --> 00:08:42,480 It's how, how different you act around them. 161 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,189 I mean, you know, the throwing the tennis games 162 00:08:44,272 --> 00:08:46,984 the fake laugh, the "See you later, Bing! 163 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:49,403 Not if I see you first, Doug!" 164 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:53,741 I gotta tell ya, I don't like work-Chandler, okay. 165 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:55,534 The guy's a suck-up. 166 00:08:55,617 --> 00:08:57,745 Okay, well, you know what? Because you said that.. 167 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,413 …I'm not putting out tonight! 168 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,046 I'm tellin' you something's wrong. 169 00:09:08,129 --> 00:09:10,007 My brother does not stay out all night. 170 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:12,133 Maybe we should check the trash chute. 171 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:16,430 Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute. 172 00:09:16,513 --> 00:09:19,057 That's right. He almost could. 173 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:21,602 Which is exactly how I got stuck there. 174 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:27,024 'Hey.' Oh, my God! 175 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:29,443 Where the hell have you been? 176 00:09:29,526 --> 00:09:31,236 Just, you know, out. 177 00:09:31,319 --> 00:09:34,281 Oh, out. Oh, God I don't know why 178 00:09:34,364 --> 00:09:36,826 we didn't think to check there. 179 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,160 What were you doing? 180 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:41,372 I, uh, went to a bar, and then.. 181 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:45,000 I just, uh, just walked around for a while. 182 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:48,336 You walked around all night in the city by yourself? 183 00:09:50,088 --> 00:09:52,173 He hooked up! 184 00:09:53,091 --> 00:09:54,552 He hooked up with someone. 185 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,054 Look, I don't have to answer your questions, okay. 186 00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:58,305 I'm a big boy. 187 00:09:58,388 --> 00:09:59,640 I can do whatever I want. 188 00:09:59,723 --> 00:10:01,224 He hooked up. 189 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,853 Tell us about her. 190 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,773 Ross, you left your scarf in the.. 191 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,157 Hey, you guys. 192 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,251 Uh, okay. Uh, okay. 193 00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:29,211 I know what you all are thinking 194 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:31,212 but Chandler is in Yemen. 195 00:10:33,214 --> 00:10:36,343 I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever. 196 00:10:36,426 --> 00:10:38,887 Yeah, I know, that's what I was thinking. 197 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:41,849 So I'm asking you, please 198 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:45,102 just take a moment before you judge me. 199 00:10:45,185 --> 00:10:46,603 Oh, nobody's judging you. 200 00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:52,776 Okay, you, Mr. Right-place at-the-right-time.. 201 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:55,863 …call me. 202 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,207 Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are gonna say. 203 00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,501 You two would have very hairy children. 204 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,672 Okay, I didn't know you would say that. 205 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,675 Ross! Janice? 206 00:11:16,758 --> 00:11:18,928 Alright. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 207 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,888 This is Ross, okay. 208 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:24,475 He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. 209 00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,560 He obviously lost his mind. 210 00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:29,354 Look, I didn't lose my mind, okay? 211 00:11:29,437 --> 00:11:31,148 Janice and I have a lot in common. 212 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:35,026 We've both been divorced. We-we both have kids. 213 00:11:35,109 --> 00:11:37,112 So are you actually gonna see her again? 214 00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:39,156 Phoebe, don't put ideas in his head! 215 00:11:39,239 --> 00:11:40,574 I am gonna see her. 216 00:11:40,657 --> 00:11:42,325 Damn it, Phoebe! 217 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,457 Okay, I have to tell you something that 218 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,292 I've never admitted throughout our entire friendship. 219 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:53,086 But when we were in high school I made out with James Farrow 220 00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:54,672 even though I knew that you liked him. 221 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,757 Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest. 222 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,259 Okay, you go. 223 00:11:59,342 --> 00:12:02,179 My turn? Wh-what are you talking about? 224 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:03,304 Monica.. 225 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,767 …I know about you and Chandler. 226 00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:09,144 What? 227 00:12:09,227 --> 00:12:11,355 I overheard you guys on the phone the other day. 228 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:13,732 And you said, "I'll just tell Rachel 229 00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:15,860 that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." 230 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,279 And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" 231 00:12:19,362 --> 00:12:21,490 And you said, "No, you know 232 00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:24,868 what your nickname is, Mr. Big." 233 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:32,292 Well, sounds like you're writing yourself 234 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,002 a little play there, Rach. 235 00:12:35,378 --> 00:12:38,507 Wow, I.. You let me know how that one turns out. 236 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:41,802 Well, I wouldn't know, because I got so freaked out 237 00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:43,178 I hung up the phone. 238 00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:45,973 Well, if you had kept listening.. 239 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,976 …you would have heard me call him Mr. Big.. 240 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:50,978 …ot. 241 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,354 What? Mr. Bigot. 242 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,401 He tells the most racist jokes. 243 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,489 Alright. So that's it. 244 00:13:02,572 --> 00:13:03,949 You're tellin' me 245 00:13:04,032 --> 00:13:06,243 there's nothing going on between you and Chandler? 246 00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:08,453 Me and Chandler? 247 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,668 Alright, put your 20 bucks down. 248 00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:18,296 First one to find the tasty treat wins, okay? 249 00:13:18,379 --> 00:13:20,089 Alright, let's get the contestants 250 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:22,467 out of their isolation booths. 251 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,886 And they're off! 252 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,181 Hey, get your foot off my contestant! 253 00:13:28,264 --> 00:13:31,226 Judge? Judge rules, no violation. 254 00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:32,310 Oh. 255 00:13:33,394 --> 00:13:36,147 Hey, guys. Hey. 256 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,067 You know what, it's so weird to say this 257 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,485 but I just had a great date with Janice. 258 00:13:40,568 --> 00:13:42,404 What? Are you serious? 259 00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:44,281 Yeah, I opened up to her 260 00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:47,200 about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. 261 00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:49,327 I mean, I talked for hours. 262 00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,622 It is amazing to have someone 263 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,416 give you such-such focused attention. 264 00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:57,586 You don't need Janice for that. You've got us. 265 00:13:57,669 --> 00:13:59,046 The duck gets the Nutter Butter! 266 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,130 No! 267 00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:03,759 Hey, that's not a Nutter Butter. That's just an old wonton! 268 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,552 No, judge rules.. 269 00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:07,554 …Nutter Butter. 270 00:14:07,637 --> 00:14:09,181 Tough call. Yeah. 271 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,854 But seriously, I strongly believe that 272 00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:18,523 we should support President Clinton.. 273 00:14:18,606 --> 00:14:19,858 …and her husband, Bill. 274 00:14:23,444 --> 00:14:25,196 So how do you kids like your coffee? 275 00:14:25,279 --> 00:14:27,449 Oh, none for me, thanks. A little bit of sugar. 276 00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:29,118 Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica 277 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,369 stick her finger in it. That oughta sweeten it up, huh? 278 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,709 How does that laugh not give you a headache? 279 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:38,919 Oh, you get used to it. 280 00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:40,420 You know, I don't think that I can. 281 00:14:40,503 --> 00:14:41,505 So if you don't mind maybe this will be it 282 00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:43,048 for me on the work things. 283 00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:45,550 So I laugh at my boss's jokes. What's the big deal? 284 00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:46,885 I'd rather not hang out with this 285 00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:48,428 sniveling work-weasel guy 286 00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:50,514 when I can be hangin' out with my boyfriend 287 00:14:50,597 --> 00:14:51,890 who I actually respect. 288 00:14:51,973 --> 00:14:53,100 Oh. 289 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,647 I gotta apologize for Kara's coffee, you know. 290 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,607 I'd feel sorry for it, if it ever got into a fight. 291 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:02,901 It's not strong enough to defend itself. 292 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,159 Hear what I said, Bing? 293 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,119 What? 294 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,621 It's a joke, Bing. What's the matter with you? 295 00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:17,916 Well, I just didn't think it was funny, sir. 296 00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:19,333 Excuse me? 297 00:15:20,668 --> 00:15:22,880 Well, I just… Honey? 298 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,383 I just don't think that you understood the joke. 299 00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:29,260 Really? Yeah, I mean.. 300 00:15:29,343 --> 00:15:31,930 It was really funny. I don't think that you got it. 301 00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:35,350 You see, Kara's coffee is weak-tasting. 302 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,061 Okay, but what Doug did 303 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:39,604 was imply that it was weak physically. 304 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,400 You get it now, honey? I think I do! 305 00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:49,823 Thank you, Monica. 306 00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:53,243 I thought you could use the help. 307 00:15:53,326 --> 00:15:55,078 Coffee in a fight! 308 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:02,794 Hey, Rach, you mind if I read my comic books in here? 309 00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:07,340 Sure. Why? 310 00:16:07,423 --> 00:16:09,843 Oh, well, Chandler and Monica are over there 311 00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:12,888 and you know, it's kinda hard to concentrate. 312 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:16,725 What? She just called and said she was gonna be working late. 313 00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:19,352 Okay, she keeps lying to me. That's it! You know what? 314 00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:22,314 I'm gonna go over there and I'm confronting them right now. 315 00:16:33,574 --> 00:16:34,868 'Alright, so you're telling me' 316 00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:38,455 'that I have to tell racist jokes now?' 317 00:16:38,538 --> 00:16:40,665 'Sorry, I'm just.. I'm not very good at this.' 318 00:16:40,748 --> 00:16:43,752 I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel. 319 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:45,336 Yeah, but we're not ready to tell yet. 320 00:16:45,419 --> 00:16:46,671 I know. 321 00:16:46,754 --> 00:16:48,506 It's just that, ever since high school 322 00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:49,758 Rachel was the one person 323 00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,676 that I told everything to you know. 324 00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:54,138 'I miss that so much now.' 325 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,306 'She's my best friend.' 326 00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:05,356 'Joey?' 327 00:17:05,439 --> 00:17:08,693 Oh, my God. Rachel! Hey, hi. 328 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,780 W-wh-what are you doing here? 329 00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:15,366 Well, I was actually.. 330 00:17:15,449 --> 00:17:18,369 I-I came over here to borrow this lamp.. 331 00:17:18,452 --> 00:17:21,165 …to, um, look at my books. 332 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,668 You know, see them a little better. 333 00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:28,005 Okay, great, great. 'Yeah.' 334 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,841 Well, what I was doing in Chandler's room is that.. 335 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:34,552 Well…I was cleaning it. Oh. 336 00:17:34,635 --> 00:17:36,221 You know, in fact he pays me to clean it. 337 00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:37,848 Oh, what a, what a.. 338 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,183 …great way to make some extra pocket money. 339 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:45,438 You know, when I said to you earlier that I was at work.. 340 00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:47,649 I'm at my new work. 341 00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:49,734 Good enough. Right? 342 00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:53,822 Okay, well, um.. 343 00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:56,574 I'm gonna go look at my books. 344 00:17:56,657 --> 00:17:57,951 Okay. 'Okay.' 345 00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,120 Go get back to my new job. 346 00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:02,872 Okay. 347 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,753 Congratulations on your new job! 348 00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,345 Man, she is really gullible. 349 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:26,188 Here you go. Thanks. 350 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,024 Actually, I should get going. Oh, y-you're sure? 351 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,276 Because I can stay out as late as you want. 352 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,611 I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work. 353 00:18:33,694 --> 00:18:36,656 Yes, yes. You did. 354 00:18:36,739 --> 00:18:40,118 Oh, man. What is wrong now? 355 00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:42,453 This isn't what I ordered. 356 00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:47,292 Man! Can't anything go right in my life? 357 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:50,670 First, my marriage falls apart, and then… 358 00:18:50,753 --> 00:18:53,548 I know! I know, and then you lose your apartment 359 00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:54,966 and then you lose your job 360 00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:56,927 and then your ex-wife gets married so fast! 361 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,886 And now the coffee! Ah! 362 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:04,559 Ross, we need to talk. Okay. 363 00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:07,979 Sometimes I feel… No, no, don't. 364 00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:10,899 I'm going to talk. 365 00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:15,528 I believe that the sun has set 366 00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:20,325 on our… day in the sun. 367 00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:21,492 What? 368 00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:24,454 You're a very sweet person, Ross. 369 00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,419 Unfortunately, I just don't think 370 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,505 I can take another second of you whining! 371 00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:39,177 Uh, let me make sure I'm hearing this right. 372 00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:42,847 You're ending this with me? 373 00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:46,184 Because…I'm too whiny? 374 00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:51,606 So you're saying.. 375 00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:54,692 …I've become so whiny 376 00:19:54,775 --> 00:19:56,945 that I.. 377 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:59,030 …annoy you.. 378 00:20:00,823 --> 00:20:02,326 …Janice. 379 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:07,163 Well, yeah! Oh, my God! 380 00:20:09,582 --> 00:20:12,377 Are you gonna be okay? I am now. 381 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:14,337 Okay. 382 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,218 Oh-h-h. 383 00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:22,804 Hi. Oh, hi. 384 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:26,849 Well, I guess that's two out of three.. 385 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:29,227 Joey! 386 00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:42,866 Dude, we gotta talk. Okay. 387 00:20:42,949 --> 00:20:44,242 I just wanted to tell you something 388 00:20:44,325 --> 00:20:46,036 before you heard it from someone else. 389 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,914 And I hope this isn't too weird, but.. 390 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,335 …I had a thing with Janice. 391 00:20:58,798 --> 00:21:01,801 Well, you're not mad? Why would I be mad? 392 00:21:01,884 --> 00:21:03,845 Well, because, you know there are certain rules 393 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:05,430 about this kind of stuff. 394 00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:07,307 You don't, uh, you don't fool around 395 00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:09,434 with your friends' ex-girlfriends. 396 00:21:09,517 --> 00:21:13,980 Or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to. 397 00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:20,612 I am mad. 398 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,242 But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you. 399 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,369 Because that's what friends do. 400 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,828 They forgive their friends 401 00:21:28,911 --> 00:21:30,205 when they do everything you just said. 402 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,831 All the things on the list there. 403 00:21:31,914 --> 00:21:33,333 Thank you. Well.. 404 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,293 But I want you to remember.. 405 00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:37,420 …that I forgave you. 406 00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:39,964 Okay. 407 00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:41,132 And I also want you to remember 408 00:21:41,215 --> 00:21:44,553 that I let you live here rent-free. 409 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,179 Alright. And.. 410 00:21:46,262 --> 00:21:48,681 I want you to remember that I gave you.. 411 00:21:48,764 --> 00:21:51,351 …twenty-seven dollars. 412 00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,604 No strings attached! 413 00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:56,231 Now, if you can't remember that 414 00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,316 I think we should write it down. Let's write it down!