1 00:00:00,450 --> 00:00:04,413 IRONICALLY, MOST OF THE BOXES SEEM TO BE LABELED "CLOTHES." 2 00:00:04,496 --> 00:00:08,125 AAH, I'M GOING TO MISS THAT BIG, OLD, SQUISHY BUTT. 3 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:11,545 AND WE'RE DONE WITH THE CHICKEN FRIED RICE. 4 00:00:11,628 --> 00:00:12,546 HEY! 5 00:00:12,629 --> 00:00:13,880 HEY, IF HE'S MOVING 6 00:00:13,963 --> 00:00:15,924 MAYBE I SHOULD TRY TO GET HIS PLACE. 7 00:00:16,007 --> 00:00:17,343 OH, GOOD IDEA. YES. 8 00:00:17,426 --> 00:00:19,719 IT'LL BE SO COOL TO LIVE ACROSS FROM YOU GUYS. 9 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:22,764 YEAH, HEY, THEN WE COULD DO THAT TELEPHONE THING… 10 00:00:22,847 --> 00:00:24,433 YOU KNOW, WELL, YOU HAVE A CAN 11 00:00:24,516 --> 00:00:25,767 WE HAVE A CAN 12 00:00:25,850 --> 00:00:27,769 AND IT'S CONNECTED BY A STRING. 13 00:00:27,852 --> 00:00:31,356 OR WE COULD DO THE ACTUAL TELEPHONE THING. 14 00:01:20,489 --> 00:01:22,949 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THIS APARTMENT. 15 00:01:23,032 --> 00:01:24,326 ISN'T IT PERFECT? 16 00:01:24,409 --> 00:01:26,286 I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER REALIZED 17 00:01:26,369 --> 00:01:27,621 HOW-HOW GREAT IT IS. 18 00:01:27,704 --> 00:01:29,206 WELL, THAT IS BECAUSE 19 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,833 YOUR EYE IMMEDIATELY GOES TO THE BIG NAKED MAN. 20 00:01:31,916 --> 00:01:33,001 IT'S AMAZING. 21 00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:34,752 YOU'D BETTER HURRY UP 22 00:01:34,835 --> 00:01:37,631 AND FILL OUT AN APPLICATION, OR I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO IT. 23 00:01:37,714 --> 00:01:38,840 OH. 24 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:43,887 WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS 25 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,390 BUT I'M GOING TO GO USE UGLY NAKED GUY'S BATHROOM. 26 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,808 YEAH. 27 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:53,146 OH, LOOK, THERE'S MONICA AND CHANDLER. 28 00:01:53,229 --> 00:01:54,565 HEY! 29 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,525 HEY, YOU GUYS! HEY! 30 00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:02,406 AAH! 31 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,908 AAH! AAH! 32 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:05,909 WHAT? 33 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,911 AAH! CHANDLER AND MONICA! 34 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:09,580 CHANDLER AND MONICA! 35 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,248 OH, MY GOD! AAH! 36 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,583 CHANDLER AND MONICA! 37 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,917 OH, MY GOD! OH! 38 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,377 OH, MY EYES! 39 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:16,378 MY EYES! 40 00:02:16,461 --> 00:02:17,379 OH, PHOEBE! 41 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:18,380 PHOEBE… OW! 42 00:02:18,463 --> 00:02:19,381 OKAY! IT'S OKAY! 43 00:02:19,464 --> 00:02:20,382 IT'S OKAY! 44 00:02:20,465 --> 00:02:21,925 NO, THEY'RE DOING IT! 45 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:22,926 I KNOW! I KNOW! 46 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:23,927 YOU KNOW? 47 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:25,429 YES, I KNOW AND JOEY KNOWS! 48 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:26,597 BUT ROSS DOESN'T KNOW! 49 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,223 SO YOU HAVE TO STOP SCREAMING! 50 00:02:28,306 --> 00:02:29,808 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 51 00:02:29,891 --> 00:02:30,891 OH! OH! 52 00:02:32,769 --> 00:02:33,937 WHAT? WHAT? 53 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,731 NOTHING. OH, GOD, WE'RE JUST SO EXCITED 54 00:02:35,814 --> 00:02:37,483 THAT YOU MIGHT GET THIS APARTMENT! 55 00:02:37,566 --> 00:02:39,109 YEAH, IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD… 56 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,361 OH, MY GOD! 57 00:02:41,444 --> 00:02:43,530 GET IN HERE! 58 00:02:43,613 --> 00:02:44,947 COME ON! 59 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,457 YOU MEAN, WHENEVER MONICA AND CHANDLER 60 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,501 WERE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, "DOING LAUNDRY" 61 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:57,294 OR GOING "GROCERY SHOPPING…" 62 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,212 ALL THAT TIME MONICA SPENT ON THE PHONE 63 00:02:59,295 --> 00:03:00,631 WITH "SAD LINDA FROM CAMP"? 64 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:01,923 DOING IT. DOING IT. 65 00:03:02,006 --> 00:03:02,924 PHONE DOING IT. 66 00:03:03,007 --> 00:03:04,134 OH! 67 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,427 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 68 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:07,262 I MEAN, I THINK IT'S GREAT… 69 00:03:07,345 --> 00:03:08,597 FOR HIM. 70 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,432 SHE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO BETTER. 71 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:12,810 HEY, YOU GUYS. 72 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:13,811 JOEY, COME HERE! 73 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:14,978 PHOEBE JUST FOUND OUT 74 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:17,481 ABOUT MONICA AND CHANDLER. 75 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:20,275 YOU MEAN, HOW THEY'RE FRIENDS AND NOTHING MORE? 76 00:03:20,358 --> 00:03:21,610 NO. 77 00:03:21,693 --> 00:03:22,944 NO. JOEY, SHE KNOWS. 78 00:03:23,027 --> 00:03:24,988 WE WERE AT UGLY NAKED GUY'S APARTMENT 79 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,407 AND WE SAW THEM DOING IT THROUGH THE WINDOW. 80 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:29,075 ACTUALLY, WE SAW THEM 81 00:03:29,158 --> 00:03:31,537 DOING IT UP AGAINST THE WINDOW. 82 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,038 OKAY, SO NOW, THEY KNOW 83 00:03:33,121 --> 00:03:35,791 YOU KNOW AND THEY DON'T KNOW THAT RACHEL KNOWS? 84 00:03:35,874 --> 00:03:37,793 YES, BUT… YOU KNOW WHAT? 85 00:03:37,876 --> 00:03:39,878 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO KNOWS WHAT. 86 00:03:39,961 --> 00:03:41,171 NOW ENOUGH OF US KNOW 87 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:43,340 THAT WE COULD JUST TELL THEM WE KNOW. 88 00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,300 NOW ALL THE LYING AND THE SECRETS 89 00:03:45,383 --> 00:03:46,719 WILL FINALLY BE OVER. 90 00:03:46,802 --> 00:03:48,595 OR WE C NOT TELL THEM WE KNOW 91 00:03:48,678 --> 00:03:50,597 AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN OF OUR OWN. 92 00:03:52,641 --> 00:03:54,100 WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 93 00:03:54,183 --> 00:03:56,520 EVERY TIME THAT THEY SAY THEY'RE DOING LAUNDRY 94 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:57,896 WE'LL GIVE THEM A BUNCH 95 00:03:57,979 --> 00:03:59,231 OF LAUNDRY TO DO. 96 00:03:59,314 --> 00:04:00,899 OH… I-I WOULD ENJOY THAT. 97 00:04:00,982 --> 00:04:02,108 NO, WAIT. WAIT. 98 00:04:02,191 --> 00:04:04,236 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN MORE FUN? 99 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:05,612 TELLING THEM. 100 00:04:05,695 --> 00:04:08,407 YEAH, NO. I WANT TO DO PHOEBE'S THING. 101 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:09,908 NO, BUT I CAN'T… 102 00:04:09,991 --> 00:04:11,535 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. 103 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,370 JUST DON'T TELL THEM THAT WE KNOW. 104 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:15,372 NO. I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE SECRETS. 105 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,708 I GOT YOUR SECRETS. I GOT THEIR SECRETS. 106 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,252 I GOT SECRETS OF MY OWN, YOU KNOW? 107 00:04:20,335 --> 00:04:22,421 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS. 108 00:04:22,504 --> 00:04:23,589 OH, YEAH? 109 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:25,716 WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HUGGSY… 110 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,300 MY BEDTIME PENGUIN PAL. 111 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,597 SO… UM… 112 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,641 HOW-HOW ARE WE GOING TO MESS WITH THEM? 113 00:04:36,392 --> 00:04:38,228 WELL, YOU COULD USE YOUR POSITION 114 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:41,064 YOU KNOW, AS THE ROOMMATE, AND THEN I WOULD USE 115 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:43,734 YOU KNOW, THE STRONGEST TOOL AT MY DISPOSAL… 116 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,736 MY SEXUALITY. 117 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,237 HELLO, CHILDREN. 118 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,697 HEY. HEY. HEY. 119 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:51,199 OKAY, WATCH… LEARN… AND DON'T EAT MY COOKIE. 120 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:54,912 HEY. 121 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,204 HEY. 122 00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:58,373 OOH, WOW, THAT JACKET LOOKS GREAT ON YOU. 123 00:04:58,456 --> 00:04:59,499 REALLY? 124 00:04:59,582 --> 00:05:01,418 YEAH. THE MATERIAL LOOKS SO SOFT… 125 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:03,461 OH, HELLO, MR. BICEP. 126 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,048 HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? 127 00:05:07,131 --> 00:05:10,426 WELL, I TRY TO YOU KNOW, SQUEEZE THINGS. 128 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:16,349 ARE YOU OKAY? 129 00:05:16,432 --> 00:05:19,269 WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW… 130 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:21,271 I, OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU THIS. 131 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,941 PHOEBE, IT'S ME… YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING. 132 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,943 ACTUALLY, YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON 133 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,611 I CAN'T TELL THIS TO 134 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,196 AND THE ONE PERSON I WANT TO THE MOST. 135 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,075 WHAT'S GOING ON? 136 00:05:34,158 --> 00:05:37,287 I THINK IT'S JUST THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH A GUY IN SO LONG 137 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,290 AND YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING 138 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:43,000 AND YOU JUST DON'T EVEN SEE THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE 139 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:45,295 IN FRONT OF YOU SIPPING COFFEE… 140 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,882 OH, NO, HAVE I SAID TOO MUCH? 141 00:05:48,965 --> 00:05:52,218 WELL, JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT… 142 00:05:52,301 --> 00:05:53,553 I KNOW I WILL. 143 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:57,057 OOH… 144 00:06:06,482 --> 00:06:08,234 YOU ARE SO CUTE. 145 00:06:08,317 --> 00:06:10,236 HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO CUTE? 146 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:11,363 WELL 147 00:06:11,446 --> 00:06:13,239 MY GRANDFATHER WAS SWEDISH… 148 00:06:13,322 --> 00:06:15,325 AND MY GRANDMOTHER WAS, ACTUALLY 149 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:16,702 A TINY, LITTLE BUNNY. 150 00:06:16,785 --> 00:06:20,329 NOW YOU'RE EVEN CUTER. 151 00:06:21,664 --> 00:06:23,917 YOU KNOW, THAT IS A POPULAR OPINION TODAY 152 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,918 I MUST SAY. 153 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:26,336 WHAT? 154 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,881 THE WEIRDEST THING HAPPENED AT THE COFFEE HOUSE. 155 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,799 I THINK PHOEBE WAS HITTING ON ME. 156 00:06:30,882 --> 00:06:33,760 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 157 00:06:33,843 --> 00:06:36,013 I'M TELLING YOU, I THINK PHOEBE 158 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,598 THINKS I'M FOXY. 159 00:06:38,681 --> 00:06:40,809 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 160 00:06:40,892 --> 00:06:42,518 OW. 161 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,356 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST… 162 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,525 I MEAN, PHOEBE HAS JUST ALWAYS THOUGHT 163 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,028 YOU WERE CHARMING IN A SEXLESS KIND OF WAY. 164 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,697 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I-I CAN'T HEAR THAT ENOUGH. 165 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:54,948 I-I'M SORRY. 166 00:06:55,031 --> 00:06:57,659 I JUST THINK THAT YOU MISUNDERSTOOD HER. 167 00:06:57,742 --> 00:06:59,494 NO. I DIDN'T MISUNDERSTAND, OKAY? 168 00:06:59,577 --> 00:07:00,787 SHE WAS ALL OVER ME. 169 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:02,998 SHE TOUCHED MY BICEP, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 170 00:07:03,081 --> 00:07:04,750 THIS BICEP? 171 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:07,627 WELL, IT'S NOT FLEXED RIGHT NOW. 172 00:07:12,757 --> 00:07:14,551 HEY, MON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 173 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,636 YOU WANT TO COME SEE A MOVIE WITH US? 174 00:07:16,719 --> 00:07:18,263 UH… YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY 175 00:07:18,346 --> 00:07:20,682 I-I WAS GOING TO DO SOME LAUNDRY. 176 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,184 HEY, CHANDLER 177 00:07:23,267 --> 00:07:24,728 YOU WANT TO DO IT WITH ME? 178 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,980 SURE, I'LL… DO IT WITH YOU. OKAY. 179 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,650 OKAY, GREAT. HOLD ON A SEC. 180 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,404 OH… HERE YOU GO. 181 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,406 YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU? 182 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,992 THAT WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT A LOT. THANKS. 183 00:07:39,075 --> 00:07:40,243 YOU KNOW WHAT? 184 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,788 I-I DON'T THINK I HAVE ENOUGH QUARTERS. 185 00:07:42,871 --> 00:07:44,289 OH, I HAVE QUARTERS. 186 00:07:44,372 --> 00:07:45,373 OH! 187 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,585 HEY. 188 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:49,795 HEY, ROSS 189 00:07:49,878 --> 00:07:51,421 ANY WORD ON THE APARTMENT YET? 190 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:52,881 I CALLED OVER THERE 191 00:07:52,964 --> 00:07:55,092 AND UGLY NAKED GUY IS SUBLETTING IT HIMSELF 192 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,260 AND HE'S ALREADY HAD LIKE 100 APPLICANTS. 193 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:58,261 OH. OH, MAN. 194 00:07:58,344 --> 00:07:59,596 I'VE GOT THE EDGE. 195 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,389 I KNOW IT'S NOT EXACTLY ETHICAL 196 00:08:01,472 --> 00:08:03,100 BUT I SENT HIM A LITTLE BRIBE 197 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,018 TO TIP THE SCALES IN MY DIRECTION. 198 00:08:05,101 --> 00:08:07,104 YEAH. CHECK IT OUT. YOU CAN PROBABLY 199 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,897 SEE IT FROM THE WINDOW. 200 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:11,149 OH, IS IT THAT PINBALL MACHINE 201 00:08:11,232 --> 00:08:12,901 WITH THE BIG BOW ON IT? 202 00:08:12,984 --> 00:08:14,903 NO. 203 00:08:14,986 --> 00:08:16,905 THAT NEW MOUNTAIN BIKE? 204 00:08:16,988 --> 00:08:18,907 NO. 205 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:21,910 WELL, WHAT DID YOU SEND? 206 00:08:21,993 --> 00:08:24,913 A BASKET OF MINI MUFFINS. 207 00:08:24,996 --> 00:08:28,458 BUT THERE'S A WHOLE TABLE OF MINI MUFFIN BASKETS 208 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,251 WHICH ONE DID YOU SEND? 209 00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:32,587 THE SMALL ONE. 210 00:08:32,670 --> 00:08:34,965 WHAT? YOU-YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT BASKET 211 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,925 WAS GOING TO GET YOU THE APARTMENT? 212 00:08:37,008 --> 00:08:38,135 WELL… YEAH. 213 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:40,261 SOMEONE SENT US A BASKET AT WORK ONCE 214 00:08:40,344 --> 00:08:43,056 AND PEOPLE WENT CRAZY OVER THOSE LITTLE MUFFINS. 215 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:44,933 IT WAS THE BEST DAY. 216 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:47,435 YOUR WORK MAKES ME SAD. 217 00:08:48,853 --> 00:08:51,606 OH, MAN… I WANT THAT PLACE SO MUCH… 218 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:54,860 AND I WAS SO SURE THAT WAS GOING TO WORK. 219 00:08:54,943 --> 00:08:58,613 THERE'S 12 BUCKS I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN. 220 00:08:58,696 --> 00:08:59,823 ALL RIGHT, WE'D BETTER GO 221 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:01,533 IF WE'RE GOING TO CATCH THAT MOVIE. 222 00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:02,742 BYE. 223 00:09:02,825 --> 00:09:03,994 BYE. 224 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:04,995 BYE, CHANDLER. 225 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,163 I MISS YOU ALREADY. 226 00:09:10,792 --> 00:09:12,044 DID YOU SEE THAT? 227 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:15,047 WITH THE INAPPROPRIATE AND THE PINCHING? 228 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,089 ACTUALLY, I DID. 229 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:17,590 OKAY, SO NOW DO YOU BELIEVE 230 00:09:17,673 --> 00:09:19,176 THAT SHE'S ATTRACTED TO ME? 231 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,179 OH, MY GOD… 232 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,222 OH, MY GOD, SHE KNOWS ABOUT US! 233 00:09:24,305 --> 00:09:25,724 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 234 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:27,976 PHOEBE KNOWS, AND SHE'S JUST TRYING TO FREAK US OUT. 235 00:09:28,059 --> 00:09:30,603 THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR IT. 236 00:09:33,689 --> 00:09:36,317 OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT MY PINCHABLE BUTT 237 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,277 AND MY BULGING BICEPS? 238 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,946 SHE KNOWS! 239 00:09:45,326 --> 00:09:48,914 JOEY! YEAH? 240 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:52,084 PHOEBE KNOWS ABOUT US. 241 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:54,044 WELL, I DIDN'T TELL THEM. 242 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,087 "THEM"? 243 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,130 WHO'S "THEM"? 244 00:09:57,213 --> 00:10:00,967 UH… PHOEBE AND JOEY. 245 00:10:02,718 --> 00:10:04,012 JOEY. 246 00:10:04,095 --> 00:10:05,597 AND RACHEL. 247 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:06,681 I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU 248 00:10:06,764 --> 00:10:08,225 BUT THEY MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO. 249 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,517 OH, MAN! 250 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,770 I'M SORRY, BUT, HEY, IT'S OVER NOW, RIGHT? 251 00:10:11,853 --> 00:10:14,272 'CAUSE YOU CAN TELL THEM YOU KNOW THEY KNOW 252 00:10:14,355 --> 00:10:17,067 AND I CAN GO BACK TO KNOWING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 253 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:20,070 UNLESS… 254 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,238 NO, NOT UNLESS. 255 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,739 THIS MUST END NOW! 256 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,242 OH, MAN, THEY THINK THEY ARE SO SLICK 257 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,451 MESSING WITH US. 258 00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:28,912 BUT SEE, THEY DON'T KNOW THAT WE KNOW 259 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,038 THAT THEY KNOW. 260 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:32,415 SO… 261 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:33,625 AH, YES. 262 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,502 THE MESSERS BECOME THE MESSEES! 263 00:10:40,131 --> 00:10:42,759 OH, ROSS, HONEY, YOU GOT TO STOP TORTURING YOURSELF. 264 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:45,011 WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIND ANOTHER APARTMENT? 265 00:10:45,094 --> 00:10:46,429 I'VE ALREADY LOOKED AT, LIKE 266 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,098 A THOUSAND APARTMENTS THIS MONTH 267 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,600 AND NONE OF THEM EVEN COMPARES TO THAT ONE. 268 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,351 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? 269 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,771 YOU SHOULD FIND OUT WHAT HIS HOBBIES ARE 270 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,898 AND THEN USE THAT TO BOND WITH HIM. 271 00:10:56,981 --> 00:10:59,276 YEAH. LIKE IF I WANTED SOMETHING FROM JOEY 272 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,153 I WOULD STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION 273 00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:03,487 ABOUT, SAY, UM, SANDWICHES… 274 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,533 OR, UH, OR MY UNDERWEAR. 275 00:11:07,616 --> 00:11:09,285 I'M LISTENING. 276 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:12,789 SEE? 277 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,499 THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. 278 00:11:14,582 --> 00:11:19,254 AND I KNOW UGLY NAKED GUY BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN WATCHING HIM 279 00:11:19,337 --> 00:11:23,549 FOR, LIKE, FIVE YEARS SO THAT GIVES ME BACK MY EDGE. 280 00:11:23,632 --> 00:11:25,010 LET'S SEE NOW. 281 00:11:25,093 --> 00:11:26,803 HE HAD THE TRAMPOLINE. 282 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:27,929 HE BROKE THAT. 283 00:11:28,012 --> 00:11:29,931 WELL, HE HAD GRAVITY BOOTS. 284 00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:31,808 YEAH, HE BROKE THOSE, TOO. 285 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:37,396 SO HE LIKES TO BREAK STUFF. 286 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,274 OKAY, I'VE GOT TO GO PICK UP BEN 287 00:11:39,357 --> 00:11:41,193 BUT I WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 288 00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:43,653 HEY, DIDN'T HE USED TO HAVE A CAT? 289 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:44,988 I WOULDN'T BRING THAT UP. 290 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:46,614 IT'D PROBABLY JUST BUM HIM OUT. 291 00:11:46,697 --> 00:11:49,700 POOR CAT NEVER SAW THAT BIG BUTT COMING. 292 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,830 HELLO. 293 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,541 OH, YEAH. HEY, HOLD ON A SECOND. 294 00:11:56,624 --> 00:11:58,001 SHE'S RIGHT HERE. 295 00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,002 IT'S CHANDLER. 296 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,378 OH? 297 00:12:01,461 --> 00:12:04,590 HELLO, YOU. 298 00:12:04,673 --> 00:12:07,719 HELLO, PHOEBE, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL DAY. 299 00:12:07,802 --> 00:12:09,762 HUH? 300 00:12:09,845 --> 00:12:10,763 WELL, YOU KNOW 301 00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:12,265 THAT THING YOU SAID BEFORE. 302 00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:14,684 I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I WASN'T INTRIGUED. 303 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:15,685 REALLY? 304 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,062 Yeah, listen 305 00:12:17,145 --> 00:12:19,105 JOEY'S NOT GOING TO BE HERE TONIGHT 306 00:12:19,188 --> 00:12:20,606 SO WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER 307 00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,441 AND I'LL LET YOU FEEL MY BICEP. 308 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,444 OR MAYBE MORE. 309 00:12:26,404 --> 00:12:28,156 I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. 310 00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:29,240 OKAY, BYE. 311 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,161 OH, MY GOD. HE WANTS ME TO COME OVER 312 00:12:33,244 --> 00:12:34,871 AND FEEL HIS BICEP AND MORE. 313 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,706 ARE YOU KIDDING? 314 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:38,083 NO. 315 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:40,960 I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THAT TO MON… 316 00:12:42,711 --> 00:12:43,712 WA… 317 00:12:48,050 --> 00:12:51,388 JOEY, DO THEY KNOW THAT WE KNOW? 318 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,597 NO. 319 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,057 JOEY? 320 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,016 THEY KNOW YOU KNOW. 321 00:12:55,099 --> 00:12:57,727 OH! I KNEW IT! 322 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,063 OH! I CANNOT BELIEVE THOSE TWO! 323 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,108 THEY THOUGHT THAT THEY COULD MESS WITH US. 324 00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:05,442 THEY'RE TRYING TO MESS WITH US? 325 00:13:05,525 --> 00:13:08,612 THEY DON'T KNOW THAT WE KNOW THEY KNOW WE KNOW. 326 00:13:11,032 --> 00:13:13,076 JOEY, YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING. 327 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,244 I COULDN'T IF I WANTED TO. 328 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:22,877 GOOD EVENING, SIR. 329 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,379 MY NAME IS ROSS GELLER. 330 00:13:24,462 --> 00:13:26,839 I'M ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO APPLIED FOR THE APARTMENT 331 00:13:26,922 --> 00:13:28,507 AND I REALIZE THAT 332 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,468 THE COMPETITION IS FIERCE, BUT… 333 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,763 I'M SORRY. 334 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:40,770 I-I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU'RE NAKED AND… 335 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,356 I APPLAUD YOU. 336 00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:46,276 MAN, I WISH I WAS NAKED. 337 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,528 I MEAN, THIS, THIS LOOKS SO GREAT. 338 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,323 THAT IS HOW GOD INTENDED IT. 339 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:55,827 LOOK AT THEM. 340 00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:56,995 THEY'RE PANICKED. 341 00:13:57,078 --> 00:13:58,579 OH, YEAH. THEY'LL TOTALLY BACK DOWN. 342 00:13:58,662 --> 00:13:59,789 OH, YEAH. 343 00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,166 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 344 00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:03,418 IF HE WANTS A DATE, HE'S GOING TO GET A DATE. 345 00:14:03,501 --> 00:14:04,877 ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO GO IN. 346 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,047 OKAY. OKAY. BE SEXY. 347 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,465 PLEASE. 348 00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:23,187 SO, CHANDLER, I'D LOVE TO COME BY TONIGHT. 349 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:27,984 REALLY? 350 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:28,985 OH, ABSOLUTELY. 351 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,320 SHOULD WE SAY AROUND 7:00? 352 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,781 YES. 353 00:14:33,864 --> 00:14:34,824 GOOD. 354 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,326 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD 355 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,869 TO YOU AND ME HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. 356 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,294 HEY, HEY. CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT. 357 00:14:46,377 --> 00:14:48,379 UGLY NAKED GUY'S GOT A NAKED FRIEND. 358 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:56,346 OH, YEAH. 359 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,264 OH, MY GOD! 360 00:14:58,347 --> 00:15:01,434 THAT'S OUR FRIEND! 361 00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:03,144 IT'S NAKED ROSS! 362 00:15:03,227 --> 00:15:05,396 IT IS ROSS! IT IS ROSS! 363 00:15:08,732 --> 00:15:09,692 SHOW TIME! 364 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:10,818 OKAY, RACHEL 365 00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:12,611 GET ME PERFUME. OKAY. 366 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:16,073 AND, JOEY, COULD YOU GET ME A BOTTLE OF WINE AND GLASSES? 367 00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:19,577 OKAY. 368 00:15:22,913 --> 00:15:24,290 IT'LL BE GREAT. 369 00:15:24,373 --> 00:15:26,418 JUST MAKE HER THINK YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. 370 00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:28,294 IT'LL TOTALLY FREAK HER OUT. 371 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:31,506 OKAY, LISTEN, HOW FAR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO GO WITH HER? 372 00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:33,674 RELAX. SHE'S GOING TO GIVE IN WAY BEFORE YOU DO. 373 00:15:33,757 --> 00:15:34,842 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 374 00:15:34,925 --> 00:15:36,594 BECAUSE YOU'RE ON MY TEAM 375 00:15:36,677 --> 00:15:38,346 AND MY TEAM ALWAYS WINS. 376 00:15:38,429 --> 00:15:41,682 AT THIS? 377 00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:43,768 JUST GO GET SOME. 378 00:15:43,851 --> 00:15:44,852 GO! 379 00:15:46,687 --> 00:15:49,774 OKAY, HONEY. NOW, I'M GOING TO TRY TO LISTEN FROM RIGHT HERE. 380 00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:50,816 OKAY. OKAY? 381 00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:51,817 OH, WAIT. 382 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:52,818 GOOD IDEA. 383 00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:53,861 YEAH. OH, WAIT. 384 00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:55,321 DON'T GIVE AWAY THE FARM. 385 00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:56,405 OKAY. 386 00:16:00,951 --> 00:16:02,537 PHOEBE. 387 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:04,956 CHANDLER. 388 00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:06,541 COME ON IN. 389 00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:09,126 I WAS GOING TO. 390 00:16:12,087 --> 00:16:13,714 UM, I BROUGHT SOME WINE. 391 00:16:13,797 --> 00:16:15,216 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 392 00:16:15,299 --> 00:16:16,425 SURE. 393 00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:22,181 OH. 394 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,477 SO, HERE WE ARE. 395 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,769 NERVOUS? 396 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,480 ME? NO. YOU? 397 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:30,689 NO. I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN. 398 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:34,026 SO DO I. 399 00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:50,042 I'M GOING TO PUT ON SOME MUSIC. 400 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:53,003 MAYBE, MAYBE I'LL DANCE FOR YOU. 401 00:17:11,522 --> 00:17:13,899 YOU LOOK GOOD. 402 00:17:13,982 --> 00:17:17,153 THANKS. 403 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,657 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT 404 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,158 IT MAKES ME WANT 405 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:25,370 TO RIP THAT SWEATER VEST RIGHT OFF. 406 00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:29,165 WELL, WHY DON'T WE MOVE THIS INTO THE BEDROOM? 407 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,291 REALLY? 408 00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:32,544 OH, DO YOU NOT WANT TO? 409 00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:33,752 NO, NO. 410 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,046 I JUST, YOU KNOW 411 00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,507 FIRST, I WANT TO TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES 412 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:40,885 AND HAVE YOU RUB LOTION ON ME. 413 00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:45,848 WELL, THAT WOULD BE NICE. 414 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,225 I'LL GO GET THE LOTION. 415 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,814 THIS IS TOTALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND, OKAY? 416 00:17:53,897 --> 00:17:55,816 SHE WANTS ME TO PUT LOTION ON HER! 417 00:17:55,899 --> 00:17:56,859 SHE'S BLUFFING! 418 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,778 LOOK, SHE'S NOT BACKING DOWN. 419 00:18:02,072 --> 00:18:03,866 H-H-HE'S NOT BACKING DOWN. 420 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,534 HE WENT TO GET LOTION. 421 00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:10,373 OH, MAN, AREN'T YOU GUYS DONE YET? 422 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,418 I WANT TO SIT IN MY CHAIR. 423 00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:14,544 JUST LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 424 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,045 THE SOONER PHOEBE BREAKS CHANDLER 425 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,256 THE SOONER THIS IS ALL OVER AND OUT IN THE OPEN. 426 00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:20,717 OOH, I LIKE THAT. 427 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,760 OH, OKAY, SHOW HIM YOUR BRA. 428 00:18:22,843 --> 00:18:24,303 HE'S AFRAID OF BRAS. 429 00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:25,471 CAN'T WORK 'EM. 430 00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,264 JOEY! 431 00:18:32,561 --> 00:18:34,439 WOW, YOU DIDN'T RIP OFF ANY BUTTONS. 432 00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:37,274 NOT MY FIRST TIME. 433 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:40,612 YOU GO BACK OUT THERE 434 00:18:40,695 --> 00:18:42,697 AND YOU SEDUCE HER TILL SHE CRACKS. 435 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,156 OKAY. GIVE ME A SECOND. 436 00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:46,784 DID YOU CLEAN UP IN HERE? 437 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:47,951 OF COURSE. 438 00:18:53,624 --> 00:18:55,042 OH, YOU'RE GOING? 439 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,503 NOT WITHOUT YOU, LOVER. 440 00:19:02,132 --> 00:19:05,761 SO, THIS IS MY BRA. 441 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:11,726 IT'S VERY, VERY NICE. 442 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:16,230 WELL, COME HERE. 443 00:19:16,313 --> 00:19:19,024 I'M VERY HAPPY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ALL THE SEX. 444 00:19:19,107 --> 00:19:21,402 YOU SHOULD BE. 445 00:19:21,485 --> 00:19:24,112 I'M VERY BENDY. 446 00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:30,119 I'M GOING TO KISS YOU NOW. 447 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,287 NOT IF I KISS YOU FIRST. 448 00:19:51,932 --> 00:19:55,394 WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR US TO DO BUT KISS. 449 00:19:55,477 --> 00:19:57,938 HERE IT COMES. 450 00:19:58,021 --> 00:20:00,775 OUR FIRST KISS. 451 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,118 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! 452 00:20:11,201 --> 00:20:12,203 FINE! YOU WIN! 453 00:20:12,286 --> 00:20:13,204 I CAN'T HAVE 454 00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:14,288 SEX WITH YOU. 455 00:20:14,371 --> 00:20:15,289 AND WHY NOT? 456 00:20:15,372 --> 00:20:16,582 BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH MONICA. 457 00:20:16,665 --> 00:20:18,166 YOU-YOU'RE WHAT? 458 00:20:20,043 --> 00:20:21,212 LOVE HER! 459 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:23,297 THAT'S RIGHT! I LOVE HER! 460 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,925 I LOVE HER! 461 00:20:30,345 --> 00:20:33,140 I LOVE YOU, MONICA. 462 00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:35,225 I LOVE YOU, TOO, CHANDLER. 463 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:42,233 I JUST… I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE DOING IT. 464 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,151 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN LOVE. 465 00:20:46,403 --> 00:20:48,656 DUDE! 466 00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:50,783 AND HATS OFF TO PHOEBE. 467 00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:52,660 QUITE A COMPETITOR. 468 00:20:52,743 --> 00:20:54,412 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 469 00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:56,831 AND MAY I SAY YOUR BREASTS ARE STILL SHOWING? 470 00:20:56,914 --> 00:20:58,290 GOD. 471 00:20:58,373 --> 00:21:00,000 ALL RIGHT. 472 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,001 SO, THAT'S IT. 473 00:21:01,084 --> 00:21:02,002 IT'S OVER. 474 00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:03,045 EVERYBODY KNOWS. 475 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,589 WELL, ACTUALLY, ROSS DOESN'T. 476 00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:07,549 YES, AND WE'D APPRECIATE IT IF NO ONE TOLD HIM YET. 477 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:17,643 A NEW PLACE FOR A NEW ROSS. 478 00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:20,605 I'LL HAVE YOU AND ALL THE GUYS FROM WORK OVER 479 00:21:20,688 --> 00:21:22,314 ONCE IT'S, YOU KNOW, FURNISHED. 480 00:21:22,397 --> 00:21:24,692 I MUST SAY, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU BACK ON YOUR FEET. 481 00:21:24,775 --> 00:21:26,318 WELL, I AM THAT. 482 00:21:26,401 --> 00:21:28,905 AND THAT WHOLE RAGE THING IS DEFINITELY BEHIND ME. 483 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,489 I WONDER IF IT'S TIME FOR YOU 484 00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:32,283 TO REJOIN OUR TEAM AT THE MUSEUM. 485 00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:34,702 OH, DONALD, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 486 00:21:34,785 --> 00:21:37,830 I AM TOTALLY READY TO COME BACK TO WORK. 487 00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:39,373 I… WHAT? 488 00:21:39,456 --> 00:21:41,208 NO. 489 00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:43,669 WHA… 490 00:21:43,752 --> 00:21:45,963 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 491 00:21:46,046 --> 00:21:49,007 GET OFF MY SISTER!