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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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OH, I'M GOING
ON THE LAM.

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COME ON, CHANDLER,
COME ON.

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I CAN HANDLE ROSS.

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HOLD ON.

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HEY, ROSS.
WHAT'S UP, BRO?

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WHAT…

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THE HELL…

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ARE YOU DOING?

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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WELL, I THINK…

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I THINK ROSS KNOWS
ABOUT ME AND MONICA?

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DUDE, HE'S RIGHT THERE…

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MY BEST FRIEND.

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THIS IS MY SISTER!

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MY BEST FRIEND AND MY SISTER.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!

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LOOK, WE'RE NOT JUST
MESSING AROUND.

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I LOVE HER, OKAY?

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I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

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I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU
HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY.

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I'M SORRY, BUT IT-IT'S TRUE.

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I-I LOVE HIM, TOO.

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MY BEST FRIEND
AND MY SISTER!

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I'M SO HAPPY!

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I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!

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OH, I'M SORRY,
YOU GUYS WANT

28
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TO PROBABLY GET SOME
HUGS IN, TOO, HUH?

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BIG NEWS!

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OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY.

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WE'VE ACTUALLY KNOWN
FOR A WHILE.

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WHAT-WHAT?

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YOU GUYS KNEW?

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YOU ALL KNEW

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AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?

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WELL, ROSS, WE WERE
WORRIED ABOUT YOU, OKAY?

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WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW
YOU WERE GOING TO REACT.

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MMM.

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YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME?

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YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW
I WAS GOING TO REACT?

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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

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WHEW!

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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL,
UH, CLEAR OUT OF HERE

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AND LET THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS
GET BACK DOWN TO BUSINESS?

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HEY, HEY, HEY,
I-I'M JUST TALKING HERE.

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HE'S THE ONE
DOING YOUR SISTER.

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HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT I JUST REALIZED?

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IF YOU GUYS EVER HAVE KIDS…

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WHOA, WHOA,
WE'RE HAVING KIDS?

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I CALL GODFATHER.

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YOU CAN'T JUST CALL
GODFATHER.

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DON'T YOU THINK HER BROTHER
SHOULD BE GODFATHER?

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SURE, IF YOU CARED ENOUGH
TO CALL IT FIRST.

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YOU GUYS…

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I THINK YOU'RE A FEW
STEPS AHEAD OF US.

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YEAH. BIG ZERO-GRAVITY
MOON STEPS.

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OH, I JUST THOUGHT

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OF THE GREATEST WEDDING GIFT
TO GET YOU.

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OOH, I'LL GO IN
ON THAT WITH YOU.

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I COULDN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING.

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OH. HI, KATIE.

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HEY, EVERYONE,
THIS IS KATIE.
HI.

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SO, ARE YOU
READY TO GO?

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I JUST GOT TO RUN
TO THE BATHROOM.
BACK THERE.

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HEY, WHERE WE GOING
TO LUNCH?

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I WAS THINKING
MAYBE CHINESE FOOD.

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OH, I LOVE CHINESE!

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HOW'D YOU KNOW
I LOVE CHINESE?

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SHE IS SO CUTE.

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YOU COULD FIT HER
RIGHT IN YOUR LITTLE POCKET.

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I DON'T KNOW…

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I MEAN, I LIKE HER A LOT,
AND SHE'S REALLY NICE, BUT…

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BUT WHAT?

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SHE KEEPS PUNCHING ME.

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IN THAT CUTE, LITTLE
SWEET WAY SHE JUST DID?

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HEY, IT'S A LOT HARDER
THAN IT LOOKS, OKAY?

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SHE-SHE… SHE'S HURTING ME.

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OH, SEE, I KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED.

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YOU NEED A BODYGUARD.

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ROSS, WHAT IS BEN DOING
AFTER PRESCHOOL?

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OKAY, LISTEN…
JOEY IS HAVING A PROBLEM…

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WITH A LITTLE GIRL
WHO'S BEATING HIM UP.

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AW… JOEY, COME HERE.

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LOOK… HONEY, I KNOW
THIS MUST BE

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REALLY, REALLY DIFFICULT
FOR YOU…

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OH, I'M SORRY.
AM I HURTING YOU?

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HEY!

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HEY! I BROUGHT YOU
SOME HOUSEWARMING GIFTS.

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OH…

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YEAH… SALT, SO YOUR LIFE
ALWAYS HAS FLAVOR…

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OH.

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BREAD, SO YOU NEVER
GO HUNGRY…

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OH…

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AND A SCENTED CANDLE
FOR THE BATHROOM

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BECAUSE, WELL, YOU KNOW.

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WELL, THANKS, THANKS,
AND… THANKS, I GUESS.

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YEAH!

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HI.
HI.

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WELCOME TO THE BUILDING.

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I'M STEVE SERRA, PRESIDENT
OF THE TENANTS COMMITTEE.

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OH, HI. ROSS GELLER.

102
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AND THIS IS MY FRIEND,
PHOEBE.

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HI, PHOEBE.

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MR. PRESIDENT.

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I, UH, CAME TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT HOWARD.

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HOWARD?

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YEAH. HE'S THE HANDYMAN.

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HE'S RETIRING NEXT WEEK,
AND EVERYONE WHO LIVES HERE

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IS KICKING IN
A HUNDRED BUCKS

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AS A "THANK YOU FOR
ALL OF THE HARD WORK"
TYPE OF THING.

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OH, THAT'S NICE.

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YEAH. YOU WANT TO GIVE
ME A CHECK OR…?

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OH! UH…

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LOOK, YOU DON'T

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HAVE TO GIVE IT
TO ME RIGHT NOW.

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YOU CAN SLIP IT
UNDER MY DOOR…

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NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

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IT'S JUST, I…
I-I JUST MOVED IN.

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WELL, THE GUY'S WORKED
HERE FOR 25 YEARS.

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YES, BUT I'VE LIVED HERE
FOR 25 MINUTES.

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OH.

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OKAY. I GET IT.

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NO, WAIT. LOOK, LOOK…

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I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST I'VE
NEVER EVEN MET… HOWARD.

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I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOWARD.

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HOWARD'S THE HANDYMAN?

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YES, BUT TO ME HE'S JUST…

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MAN.

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OKAY, FINE.

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WHATEVER.

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WELCOME TO THE BUILDING.

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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?

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YEAH. I REALLY LIKE
HIS GLASSES.

134
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…SO THEN PRESIDENT
STEVE TOLD EVERYONE

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I WAS A CHEAPSKATE

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AND NOW THE WHOLE
BUILDING HATES ME.

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YOU KNOW, A LITTLE KID
SPIT ON MY KNEE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO?

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I'M GOING TO THROW
A PARTY…

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THAT'S RIGHT,
FOR EVERYONE
IN THE BUILDING.

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I'M GOING TO SIT
THEM ALL DOWN

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AND EXPLAIN TO THEM THAT
I AM NOT A BAD GUY.

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I AM NOT A CHEAP GUY.

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I'M JUST A GUY
WHO-WHO STANDS UP

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FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES
IN, A MAN…

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WITH PRINCIPLES.

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SOUNDS LIKE A FUN PARTY.

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LOOK, ROSS, IF YOU WANT
YOUR NEIGHBORS TO LIKE YOU

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST PAY
THE HUNDRED BUCKS?

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A PARTY'S GOING TO COST YOU
WAY MORE THAN THAT.

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THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

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IT'S MY PRINCIPLES.

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WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT MY PRINCIPLES!

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OKAY.

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I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT
YOUR NEIGHBORS LIKING YOU.

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OH, THEY'LL LIKE ME ONCE THEY
COME TO MY AWESOME PAR-TAY.

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OKAY, I GOT TO RUN.

158
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I GOT TO GO GET SOME NAME TAGS.

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AND THAT CRAZY PARTY ANIMAL
WILL BE YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW.

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OH, YEAH. VERY, VERY FUNNY.

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BUT DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
IN FRONT OF MONICA.

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I DON'T WANT YOU PUTTING
ANY IDEAS IN HER HEAD.

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UM, CHANDLER,
YOU-YOU DO REALIZE

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THAT THOSE IDEAS ARE PROBABLY
ALREADY IN MONICA'S HEAD?

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WH-WHY?

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WELL, BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU
AND BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER.

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YEAH? SO? WHAT'S THAT'S
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

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HEY, CHANDLER, DON'T FREAK OUT.

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I'M TELLING YOU SOMETHING
YOU ALREADY KNOW.

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COME ON, SHE BROKE UP
WITH RICHARD

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BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT
TO HAVE BABIES

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AND SHE'S A WOMAN, AND SHE'S
ALMOST 30, AND, YOU KNOW…

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IT'S MONICA.

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I DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY, OKAY?
BECAUSE I SEE TWO MONICAS…

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THE ONE THAT WAS MY FRIEND
WHO LIVES ACROSS THE HALL

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AND WANTED TO HAVE
A LOT OF BABIES…

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AND THEN THE NEW MONICA,
WHO I JUST STARTED TO DATE.

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OKAY, NOW, WHO'S TO SAY
WHAT SHE WANTS?

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I'M RIGHT. I'M RIGHT.

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AM I RIGHT?

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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

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I MEAN, THAT MAKES
EVERYTHING DIFFERENT.

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OKAY.

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IT'S NOT DIFFERENT
AT ALL, IS IT?

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NOT UNLESS "DIFFERENT" MEANS
"THE SAME."

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YOU WERE SO FUNNY
WITH THAT WAITER.

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YOU'RE SUCH A NUT!

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
BREADSTICK FANGS

189
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ARE ALWAYS FUNNY, SO…

190
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NO, YOU MAKE THEM FUNNY.

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YOU'RE THE FUNNY ONE!

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THANKS.

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UH, LOOK, KATIE, UH…

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LISTEN, WE-WE NEED
TO TALK, OKAY?

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UM, LOOK, I LIKE YOU…
I-I REALLY DO.

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I LIKE YOU A LOT, OKAY?

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BUT SOMETIMES WHEN YOU
PLAYFULLY PUNCH ME LIKE THAT

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IT-IT FEELS LIKE
SOMEONE'S HITTING ME

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WITH A VERY TINY,
BUT A VERY REAL BAT.

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OH… LIKE I COULD HURT YOU.

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ARE YOU MAKING FUN
OF MY SIZE?

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00:09:01,839 --> 00:09:03,007
NO.

203
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DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME
BECAUSE OF MY SIZE!

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YEAH, OKAY.

205
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OH…

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HMM…

207
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ISN'T THIS GREAT?

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MMM.

209
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COULDN'T YOU JUST STAY
LIKE THIS FOREVER?

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CHANDLER?

211
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COULDN'T YOU JUST
STAY HERE FOREVER?

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YEAH, HERE, SOMEWHERE ELSE…
YOU KNOW, WHERE-WHEREVER.

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ARE YOU OKAY?

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YEAH. I'M COOL.

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CASUAL.

216
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WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

217
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OH, JUST HANGING OUT,
YOU KNOW, HAVING FUN…

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YOU KNOW, WITH THE GIRL
THAT I'M SEEING CASUALLY.

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OH… MAN, I KNEW IT.

220
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I KNEW YOU WERE GOING
TO DO THIS.

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WHAT?
GET ALL FREAKED OUT

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BECAUSE EVERYBODY WAS TALKING
AND JUST JOKING AROUND

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ABOUT MARRIAGE AND STUFF.

224
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WELL, YOU-YOU DO WANT
ALL THAT STUFF, RIGHT?

225
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OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT.

226
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YES. YOU WANT BABIES.

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YOU HAVE BABY FEVER.

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I DO NOT HAVE BABY FEVER.

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00:10:02,066 --> 00:10:04,819
OH, PLEASE. YOU ARE OBSESSED
WITH BABIES AND MARRIAGE

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AND EVERYTHING THAT'S
RELATED TO BABIES

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AND-AND… MARRIAGE.

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00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:10,700
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT A GOOD IDEA.

233
00:10:10,783 --> 00:10:12,827
WHY DON'T WE TURN
THE HEAT DOWN

234
00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:14,829
ON THIS
PRESSURE COOKER?

235
00:10:14,912 --> 00:10:16,330
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

236
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:18,875
CHANDLER, THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME;
THIS IS ABOUT YOU

237
00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:21,460
AND ALL YOUR WEIRD
RELATIONSHIP COMMITMENT CRAP.

238
00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:22,837
NUH-UH. I KNOW YOU, OKAY?

239
00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,213
I KNOW THE THOUGHTS

240
00:10:24,296 --> 00:10:26,174
THAT YOU HAVE
IN THE HEAD…
IN YOUR HEAD.

241
00:10:26,257 --> 00:10:27,842
WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.

242
00:10:27,925 --> 00:10:30,928
DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M GOING OUT
WITH RACHEL TONIGHT

243
00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:32,555
INSTEAD OF YOU, HMM?

244
00:10:32,638 --> 00:10:34,515
AND DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY
BABY AROUND HERE IS YOU?

245
00:10:34,598 --> 00:10:35,599
AND DID YOU KNOW

246
00:10:35,682 --> 00:10:37,309
THAT I CAN'T EVEN
LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW?

247
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,605
YEAH, WELL, I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

248
00:10:46,318 --> 00:10:47,945
THIS IS GOING
TO BE OKAY, RIGHT?

249
00:10:48,028 --> 00:10:49,864
I MEAN, SHE'S NOT
GOING TO LEAVE ME.

250
00:10:49,947 --> 00:10:50,990
THIS IS FIXABLE.

251
00:10:51,073 --> 00:10:52,491
SURE.
ABSOLUTELY.

252
00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:53,325
BY ME.

253
00:10:53,408 --> 00:10:54,410
OH, NO.

254
00:10:54,493 --> 00:10:56,244
NO, NO, NO.

255
00:10:56,327 --> 00:11:00,041
WELL, UNLESS YOU MAKE
SOME KIND OF BIG GESTURE.

256
00:11:00,124 --> 00:11:01,292
YEAH, BIG, THOUGH.

257
00:11:02,876 --> 00:11:04,045
UH-OH! SHH! THE MISSUS.

258
00:11:04,128 --> 00:11:07,506
GUNTHER, CAN I
GET A COFFEE?

259
00:11:09,258 --> 00:11:10,426
TO GO?

260
00:11:10,509 --> 00:11:11,802
LOOK, MONICA…

261
00:11:11,885 --> 00:11:14,222
I'M STILL NOT DONE
NOT WANTING TO TALK TO YOU.

262
00:11:14,305 --> 00:11:15,598
JUST TELL ME
WHAT I NEED TO DO

263
00:11:15,681 --> 00:11:16,724
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

264
00:11:16,807 --> 00:11:17,725
WHAT?

265
00:11:17,808 --> 00:11:19,102
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

266
00:11:19,185 --> 00:11:21,979
I MESS UP, AND THEN YOU
TELL ME HOW TO FIX IT

267
00:11:22,062 --> 00:11:25,900
AND THEN I DO, AND THEN YOU
THINK I'M ALL CUTE AGAIN.

268
00:11:25,983 --> 00:11:28,945
I'M REALLY TIRED OF BEING
YOUR RELATIONSHIP TUTOR.

269
00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:31,572
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT

270
00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:33,741
FOR YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT?

271
00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:35,534
IF YOU'RE TOO AFRAID
TO BE IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP

272
00:11:35,617 --> 00:11:36,952
THEN DON'T
BE IN ONE.

273
00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:19,536
HOWARD! HOWARD!
HOWARD! HOWARD!

274
00:12:19,619 --> 00:12:22,873
HOWARD! HOWARD!
HOWARD! HOWARD!

275
00:12:22,956 --> 00:12:24,625
HOWARD! HOWARD!

276
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:27,628
HOWARD! HOWARD!
HOWARD! HOWARD!

277
00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:28,796
PHOEBE?

278
00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:29,797
HOWARD!
PHOEBE?

279
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,591
HOWARD! YAY!
OH, HI, ROSS!

280
00:12:32,674 --> 00:12:35,303
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

281
00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:37,221
OH, I THOUGHT
THIS WAS YOUR PARTY

282
00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:39,640
AND IT TURNS OUT,
IT'S A PARTY FOR HOWARD.

283
00:12:39,723 --> 00:12:41,433
HE'S THE SWEETEST LITTLE MAN.

284
00:12:41,516 --> 00:12:42,643
SEE YA, PHOEBE.

285
00:12:42,726 --> 00:12:45,521
OH, AND, HEY, THANKS
FOR CHIPPING IN.

286
00:12:45,604 --> 00:12:46,646
OH, SURE.

287
00:12:47,856 --> 00:12:49,566
YOU CHIPPED IN?

288
00:12:49,649 --> 00:12:51,319
YEAH, UH-HUH. $100.

289
00:12:51,402 --> 00:12:53,988
PHOEBE, I-I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GAVE HIM MONEY.

290
00:12:54,071 --> 00:12:56,866
I THOUGHT YOU AGREED
IT WAS TRULY UNREASONABLE

291
00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:58,909
THAT THEY ASKED ME
FOR THAT MONEY.

292
00:12:58,992 --> 00:13:00,953
YEAH, BUT THEY
DIDN'T ASK ME, YOU KNOW

293
00:13:01,036 --> 00:13:03,747
AND THIS WAY I'M JUST
THE EXOTIC, GENEROUS STRANGER

294
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,291
AND THAT'S ALWAYS FUN TO BE.

295
00:13:05,374 --> 00:13:08,127
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
MAKING ME LOOK BAD.

296
00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:09,377
NO, I'M NOT. NO.

297
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,130
IF ANYTHING, I'M MAKING
YOU LOOK BETTER.

298
00:13:11,213 --> 00:13:13,590
THEY'LL SEE YOU TALKING
TO ME, AND THAT'S, YOU KNOW.

299
00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:15,676
I'M A HIT.

300
00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:16,677
HEY, PHEEBS.

301
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,720
HEY.

302
00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:19,596
OH, HEY, ROSS.

303
00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:20,848
UM, SAY, I WAS THINKING

304
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:22,892
MAYBE YOU TWO COULD
SWITCH APARTMENTS

305
00:13:22,975 --> 00:13:25,102
'CAUSE PHOEBE'S MORE
OUR KIND OF PEOPLE.

306
00:13:25,185 --> 00:13:26,561
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.

307
00:13:30,149 --> 00:13:32,359
YEAH, OKAY, MY BAD.

308
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:42,912
HEY.

309
00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:44,037
HI.

310
00:13:47,082 --> 00:13:50,669
WOW, YOU LOOK…
YOU LOOK BIG.

311
00:13:50,752 --> 00:13:53,005
THANKS. I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.

312
00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:57,218
HEY, LISTEN, IS IT OBVIOUS
I'M WEARING SIX SWEATERS?

313
00:13:57,301 --> 00:14:01,680
UH, YEAH. BUT IT'S
NOT OBVIOUS WHY.

314
00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:03,891
WELL, LOOK, I'M BREAKING UP
WITH KATIE.

315
00:14:03,974 --> 00:14:06,060
SO I HAD TO PUT ON
SOME EXTRA PADDING.

316
00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:08,145
I MEAN, IF SHE HITS ME
WHEN SHE'S HAPPY

317
00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:10,731
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HARD
SHE'S GOING TO HIT ME

318
00:14:10,814 --> 00:14:13,692
WHEN I TELL HER
I'M TAKING AWAY THE JOEY LOVE?

319
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,445
HEY.
HEY.

320
00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:17,446
HOW ARE YOU?

321
00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:19,990
HEY, CUTE JACKET.

322
00:14:20,073 --> 00:14:21,784
OH, THANKS.

323
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,160
THAT'S SO SWEET.
WHOA.

324
00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:24,243
OW!

325
00:14:25,787 --> 00:14:29,208
OH, "OW." DID JOEY
TELL YOU TO SAY THAT?

326
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,168
YOU GUYS
ARE TOO MUCH.

327
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:32,544
WHOA.

328
00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:34,255
YOU KNOW WHAT, KATIE?

329
00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:36,173
I GOT TO TELL YOU.

330
00:14:36,256 --> 00:14:40,677
I-I-I THINK YOU'RE
THE ONE THAT IS TOO MUCH.

331
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,930
OH, JOEY HAS
THE NICEST FRIENDS.

332
00:14:43,013 --> 00:14:47,601
OH, AND THE NICEST GIRLFRIEND.

333
00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,353
OH…

334
00:14:49,436 --> 00:14:50,479
YOU'RE SO SWEET.

335
00:14:50,562 --> 00:14:53,023
WELL, YOU'RE SO SWEET.

336
00:14:53,106 --> 00:14:55,442
OW!

337
00:14:57,736 --> 00:15:03,033
JOEY… SHE
JUST KICKED ME.

338
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:05,744
HUH.

339
00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:09,165
WELL?

340
00:15:09,248 --> 00:15:10,874
AREN'T YOU GOING
TO DO SOMETHING?

341
00:15:10,957 --> 00:15:11,875
UH…

342
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,294
YOU'D BETTER DO SOMETHING

343
00:15:13,377 --> 00:15:15,212
OR I'M GOING TO WALK
OUT THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW.

344
00:15:15,295 --> 00:15:17,006
WELL?

345
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,382
ARE YOU GONNA?

346
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:22,010
NAH.

347
00:15:35,232 --> 00:15:36,233
PHOEBE?

348
00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:38,361
THAT'S WHAT
I WAS SAYING.

349
00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:39,695
PHOEBE, PHOEBE…

350
00:15:39,778 --> 00:15:40,863
OOH.

351
00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:42,490
LOOK, THIS IS A DISASTER.

352
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:44,533
CAN'T I PLEASE
JUST GO?

353
00:15:44,616 --> 00:15:46,243
NO, NO. I'M TALKING
YOU UP TO PEOPLE.

354
00:15:46,326 --> 00:15:48,078
JUST GIVE IT
A LITTLE TIME, ALL RIGHT?

355
00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:49,413
RELAX. GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

356
00:15:49,496 --> 00:15:50,663
OKAY?

357
00:15:52,499 --> 00:15:53,834
SO, UH, WHAT

358
00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:55,961
DID YOU TELL
THEM ABOUT ME?

359
00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:58,339
UM, OH, I WAS TELLING THEM
ABOUT YOU AND EMILY.

360
00:15:58,422 --> 00:16:00,090
YOU KNOW, TRY
TO GET SOME SYMPATHY?

361
00:16:00,173 --> 00:16:02,092
BUT SOMEHOW YOU CAME OFF
AS THE BAD GUY.

362
00:16:02,175 --> 00:16:04,053
WHAT?

363
00:16:04,136 --> 00:16:05,471
YEAH. I THINK
I TOLD IT WRONG.

364
00:16:06,763 --> 00:16:08,474
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD TALK
ABOUT THAT

365
00:16:08,557 --> 00:16:10,351
'CAUSE I DON'T TOTALLY
UNDERSTAND

366
00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:11,684
WHAT HAPPENED THERE.

367
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,398
OOH, THIS CAKE
IS REALLY GOOD.

368
00:16:15,481 --> 00:16:17,858
SEE? THINGS
ARE LOOKING UP ALREADY.

369
00:16:17,941 --> 00:16:21,487
OH, MY GOD, SOMEONE
CUT HOWARD'S CAKE.

370
00:16:25,657 --> 00:16:28,701
WHO WOULD DO
A THING LIKE THAT?

371
00:16:33,624 --> 00:16:35,459
3-B.

372
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,086
OH, YEAH. AW, COME ON.

373
00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:40,714
OKAY, YOU GOT YOUR FREE FOOD,
YOU RUINED EVERYONE'S FUN.

374
00:16:40,797 --> 00:16:42,674
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME
YOU WENT HOME?

375
00:16:42,757 --> 00:16:44,301
HEY, GO HOME.

376
00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:46,929
GO BACK TO 3-B, 3-B.

377
00:16:47,012 --> 00:16:48,389
OKAY, EVERYONE?

378
00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:49,848
EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

379
00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:52,518
I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SAY.

380
00:16:54,811 --> 00:16:56,938
WHO HERE LIKES ROSS?

381
00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:04,071
WELL, OF COURSE
YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.

382
00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:05,948
HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU ANY MONEY.

383
00:17:06,031 --> 00:17:09,618
HE RAISED HIS OWN HAND WHEN I
ASKED, "WHO HERE LIKES ROSS?"

384
00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:11,744
AND HE'S WEARING TWO NAME TAGS.

385
00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:16,333
I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU GUYS.

386
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,002
WHEN I FIRST MET ROSS,
I DIDN'T LIKE HIM AT ALL.

387
00:17:21,004 --> 00:17:23,048
BUT THEN,
ONCE I GOT TO KNOW HIM

388
00:17:23,131 --> 00:17:25,717
I SAW THAT HE'S REALLY SWEET
AND CARING

389
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,178
AND VERY GENEROUS.

390
00:17:28,261 --> 00:17:30,347
I MEAN, ALL I'M SAYING
IS DON'T JUDGE ROSS

391
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,182
BEFORE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM,
ALL RIGHT?

392
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:34,684
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I LIKE
ALL YOU GUYS NOW

393
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,354
BUT WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,
YOU KNOW… CURT…

394
00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:38,439
I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW

395
00:17:38,522 --> 00:17:39,939
"ABRASIVE DRUNK."

396
00:17:41,274 --> 00:17:43,277
UM, LOLA…

397
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,695
"MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID."

398
00:17:45,778 --> 00:17:47,114
YOU KNOW, AND…

399
00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:48,365
OKAY, YOU GUYS

400
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:51,784
"GOLD-DIGGER,"
"CRADLE-ROBBING PERV."

401
00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:56,665
SO I THINK YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.

402
00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:04,047
OBVIOUSLY, I
DIDN'T THINK

403
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:06,800
THEY WERE GOING TO START
THROWING THINGS.

404
00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:08,302
I JUST THOUGHT

405
00:18:08,385 --> 00:18:09,678
IF I KEPT
INSULTING THEM

406
00:18:09,761 --> 00:18:11,763
YOU WOULD JUMP IN
AND DEFEND EVERYONE

407
00:18:11,846 --> 00:18:14,057
AND THEN YOU COULD
LOOK LIKE THE HERO.

408
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:16,018
OH, WOW, YEAH.

409
00:18:16,101 --> 00:18:18,729
SEE, I DID NOT GET THAT.

410
00:18:22,649 --> 00:18:23,567
WHERE'S MONICA?

411
00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,734
I NEED TO TALK TO HER.

412
00:18:24,817 --> 00:18:26,236
IT'S URGENT. IS SHE HERE?

413
00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:28,280
I'M MONICA.

414
00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:30,199
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
IT'S URGENT.

415
00:18:30,282 --> 00:18:31,450
OKAY.

416
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:33,327
OKAY, I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING

417
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:37,039
ABOUT US, YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF, UH, "US" THINKING

418
00:18:37,122 --> 00:18:40,584
AND, UH… WELL, I GUESS
THERE'S ONLY ONE…

419
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:42,294
ONE WAY TO DO THIS.

420
00:18:43,336 --> 00:18:44,296
NO, NO, NO.

421
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:47,591
WH-WHAT…? WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

422
00:18:47,674 --> 00:18:48,676
MONICA…

423
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:50,093
NO, NO, NO. DON'T…
DON'T DO IT.

424
00:18:50,176 --> 00:18:51,928
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

425
00:18:55,098 --> 00:18:56,725
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.

426
00:18:56,808 --> 00:18:58,185
WHAT A BAD IDEA.

427
00:18:58,268 --> 00:19:00,396
OH, I CAN'T
NOT LOOK AT IT.

428
00:19:00,479 --> 00:19:04,316
CHANDLER, WHY ARE
YOU DOING THIS?

429
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:05,484
I DON'T KNOW.

430
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:09,112
BUT I KNOW I'M NOT
AFRAID TO DO THIS.

431
00:19:09,195 --> 00:19:10,573
CHANDLER…

432
00:19:10,656 --> 00:19:13,950
I'M DOING THIS
BECAUSE I'M SORRY?

433
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,995
D-DO YOU, UM,
YOU REALLY THINK

434
00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,914
THE BEST REASON
TO GET MARRIED

435
00:19:18,997 --> 00:19:20,499
IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SORRY?

436
00:19:20,582 --> 00:19:22,585
WELL, NO. THE BEST REASON
TO GET MARRIED

437
00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,085
IS PREGNANCY.

438
00:19:25,962 --> 00:19:28,048
BUT "SORRY"
IS PRETTY MUCH FOURTH

439
00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:30,008
YOU KNOW,
BEHIND "BEING READY"

440
00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:32,469
AND "ACTUALLY WANTING
TO GET MARRIED."

441
00:19:32,552 --> 00:19:33,845
WILL YOU BE MY WIFE?

442
00:19:33,928 --> 00:19:37,433
CHANDLER, UM, I WANT YOU
TO TAKE JUST A MINUTE

443
00:19:37,516 --> 00:19:39,643
AND I WANT YOU
TO THINK ABOUT

444
00:19:39,726 --> 00:19:41,770
HOW RIDICULOUS
THIS SOUNDS.

445
00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:48,736
YEAH, I'M KIND OF WISHING
EVERYONE WASN'T HERE RIGHT NOW.

446
00:19:48,819 --> 00:19:50,320
OH, HONEY,
DO YOU KNOW

447
00:19:50,403 --> 00:19:52,989
THAT NONE OF THAT
STUFF CAME FROM ME?

448
00:19:53,072 --> 00:19:54,742
I MEAN, I NEVER
SAID THAT I WANTED

449
00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:56,785
TO HAVE BABIES AND
GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW.

450
00:19:56,868 --> 00:19:58,704
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I WAS
REALLY CONFUSED

451
00:19:58,787 --> 00:20:00,247
AND THEN I TALKED
TO THESE GUYS

452
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,791
WHO, TWO-DIVORCES
AND JOEY?

453
00:20:02,874 --> 00:20:04,293
HEY.

454
00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:07,212
SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.

455
00:20:07,295 --> 00:20:10,382
YEAH, BUT STILL,
CHEAP SHOT.

456
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:13,677
YOU KNOW WHAT?

457
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,971
YOU WHEN I WHEN I SAID
THAT I WANT YOU TO DEAL

458
00:20:16,054 --> 00:20:18,474
WITH THIS RELATIONSHIP
STUFF ALL ON YOUR OWN?

459
00:20:18,557 --> 00:20:20,309
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
READY FOR THAT.

460
00:20:20,392 --> 00:20:23,270
I DIDN'T THINK I WAS.

461
00:20:23,353 --> 00:20:24,437
COME HERE.

462
00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:28,400
OH, MY GOD.

463
00:20:28,483 --> 00:20:31,861
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE
IF I HAD SAID YES?

464
00:20:31,944 --> 00:20:33,614
WELL, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY

465
00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:36,074
BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE

466
00:20:36,157 --> 00:20:38,661
WITH THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE.

467
00:20:38,744 --> 00:20:41,163
OR YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN
A CHANDLER-SHAPED HOLE

468
00:20:41,246 --> 00:20:42,581
IN THAT DOOR.

469
00:20:48,961 --> 00:20:50,798
WOULD YOU PASS ME
THAT KNIFE?

470
00:20:50,881 --> 00:20:52,090
NO, I WILL NOT.

471
00:20:52,173 --> 00:20:54,635
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE MEAN ABOUT IT.

472
00:20:54,718 --> 00:20:56,345
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

473
00:20:56,428 --> 00:20:57,970
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

474
00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:02,851
I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU
TO MARRY ME

475
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:05,479
'CAUSE I FORGOT TO SAY HELLO
TO YOU LAST WEEK.

476
00:21:05,562 --> 00:21:07,189
OH, NO, WAIT,
PHEEBS, I THINK

477
00:21:07,272 --> 00:21:09,358
WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
YOU JUST ASK THEM

478
00:21:09,441 --> 00:21:11,318
TO MOVE IN WITH YOU,
BUT I'M NOT SURE.

479
00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:12,528
CHANDLER?

480
00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:14,571
OKAY, HOW LONG
IS THIS GOING TO GO ON?

481
00:21:14,654 --> 00:21:16,657
WELL, I THINK
THE LENGTH OF TEASING

482
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:19,242
IS DIRECTLY RELATED
TO HOW INSANE YOU WERE

483
00:21:19,325 --> 00:21:21,161
SO A LONG TIME.

484
00:21:21,244 --> 00:21:22,788
THIS IS FUN.

485
00:21:22,871 --> 00:21:25,457
HEY, RACH, REMEMBER THAT WHOLE
"WE WERE ON A BREAK" THING?

486
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:27,500
WELL, I'M SORRY.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

487
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,258
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

