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DO YOU KNOW
A SIX-LETTER WORD FOR RED?

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DARK RED.

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YEAH, I THINK
THAT'S WRONG

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BUT THERE'S A CONNECT-THE-DOTS
IN HERE FOR YOU LATER.

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HEY, HOW ABOUT MAROON?

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YES. YOU ARE SO SMART.

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AH.
YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE.

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I KNOW.

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ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU
IN THE MORNING.

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OKAY.
OKAY.

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I LOVE DOING CROSSWORD
PUZZLES WITH YOU, HONEY.

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AH. ME, TOO.

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LET'S FINISH THIS
AND GO TO BED.

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OKAY.

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THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT.

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THREE-LETTER WORD…

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NOT DOG, BUT..

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CAT.

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YES!

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YOU ARE SO SMART.

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I LOVE YOU.

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I LOVE YOU, TOO.

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UH…

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WE STILL
NEED A TIP.

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ALL RIGHT.

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HOLD ON.

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I GOT IT.

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NICKEL.

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HOW MUCH MORE DO WE NEED?

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COUPLE OF BUCKS.

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OKAY, DIME.

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YOU GUYS SHOULD PROBABLY
KEEP TALKING.

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THIS COULD TAKE AWHILE.

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OH, NO, WAIT!
LOOKIT!

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WHOA!

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OH, MY GOD.

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THIS IS A POLICE BADGE.

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WHY WOULD A COP
COME IN HERE, THOUGH?

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THEY DON'T SERVE DOUGHNUTS.

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COULD YOU DISCOVER
THE BADGE AGAIN?

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I THINK I CAN COME
UP WITH SOMETHING
BETTER THAN THAT.

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I BET SOMEBODY'S
MISSING THAT BADGE.

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YEAH, I SHOULD PROBABLY
TAKE IT BACK.

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OOH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHILE I'M AT THE POLICE STATION

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I COULD CHECK THEIR
TEN MOST WANTED LIST.

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'CAUSE MY FRIEND FRITZY'S BEEN
NUMBER 11 FOR, LIKE, EVER

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SO THIS COULD BE HER YEAR.

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HEY, YOU GUYS.

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HEY, JOEY.

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HEY.

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HI.

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IS THAT, UH…
IS THAT MY SWEATSHIRT?

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OH, YES, IT IS.

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I'M SORRY. I BORROWED IT.

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I WAS COLD.
I-I HOPE IT'S OKAY.

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UH, WELL, IT'S JUST THAT, UH…

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YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
WEARING SOMEONE'S SWEATSHIRT

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SHOULDN'T IT BE
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S?

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YOU KNOW… AND I'M NOT HIM.

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I'M SORRY. I'LL GIVE IT
BACK TO YOU.

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NO, NO.

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NO. IT'S GOING TO BE

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ALL SMELLING LIKE MONICA.

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ARE YOU SAYING I SMELL BAD?

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NO. NO, YOU SMELL LIKE
A MEADOW.

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I'M SORRY. I…

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WHAT'S WITH HIM?

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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE LAST TIME THAT JOEY WENT
TO A MEADOW

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HIS MOTHER WAS SHOT BY A HUNTER.

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OH!

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YEAH, I STILL DON'T KNOW.

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I'M SORRY, I JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE I BOUGHT THE RIGHT COUCH.

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I NEED A COUCH THAT SAYS

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"KIDS WELCOME HERE"

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BUT THAT ALSO SAYS…

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"COME HERE TO ME."

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WHAT?

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YOU SAY THAT TO KIDS?

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NO, NO, NO.

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THE "COME HERE TO ME" IS…

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YOU KNOW, FOR THE LADIES.

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ROSS, HONEY,
IT'S A NICE COUCH.

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IT'S NOT A MAGIC COUCH.

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YOU PICKED
A GREAT COUCH.

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YEAH?

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COULD YOU SIGN
HERE, PLEASE?

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WHOA, WHOA. WHAT'S…?

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THE DELIVERY CHARGE IS ALMOST
AS MUCH AS THE COUCH.

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WAIT, NO. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

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COME ON, HE LIVES
THREE BLOCKS AWAY.

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YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I'LL TAKE IT
MYSELF, THANK YOU.

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ALL RIGHT, RACH, COME ON.
LET'S GO.

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YEAH.

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ARE YOU KIDDING?

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NO, COME ON.
IT'S ONLY THREE BLOCKS.

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IT'S NOT VERY HEAVY.

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TRY IT. COME ON.

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OH! OH, I CAN DO IT.

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YEAH.

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YOU TWO WILL REALLY
ENJOY THAT COUCH.

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OH, YEAH,
WE'RE, UH…

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YEAH, WE'RE
NOT TOGETHER.

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OH. OKAY.

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SOMETHING DIDN'T
QUITE ADD UP THERE.

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ROSS…

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WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

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ROSS…

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YOU… HER…

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I MEAN, SHE'S VERY…

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YOU KNOW…

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AND YOU'RE LIKE…

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YOU KNOW…

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NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR
BUSINESS, BUT WE DID GO OUT.

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REALLY? YOU TWO?

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YEAH. RACH?

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I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO BE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.

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I'M CARRYING A VERY HEAVY COUCH.

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THEN TELL HIM QUICKLY.

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FINE. WE WENT OUT.

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NOT ONLY DID WE GO OUT

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WE DID IT… 298 TIMES.

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ROSS!

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OH, MY…

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OH! YOU KEPT COUNT?

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YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER.

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A LOSER YOU DID IT WITH
298 TIMES.

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OH! OH!

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MA'AM! EXCUSE ME, MA'AM?

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YES?

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YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR
CIGARETTE OUT ON A TREE.

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YEAH, I CAN.
IT WORKED REAL WELL.

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NO, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T.

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SO DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN.

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I WON'T…

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TILL I HAVE MY NEXT CIGARETTE.

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HOLD IT.

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N.Y.P.D.
FREEZE, PUNK.

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WHAT?

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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

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YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

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UH, BOOK 'EM.

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WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

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SAVE IT, RED!

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UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND
THE NIGHT IN THE SLAMMER

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YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE TREE.

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I AM NOT GOING TO
APOLOGIZE TO A TREE.

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YOU APOLOGIZE TO
THE TREE RIGHT NOW

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OR I AM CALLING FOR BACKUP.

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BACKUP! BACKUP!

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I-I'M SORRY! SORRY!

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OKAY, CANCEL BACKUP!

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CANCEL BACKUP!

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OKAY.

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ROSS, DIDN'T YOU SAY
THAT THERE WAS AN
ELEVATOR IN HERE?

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UH, YES, I DID, BUT THERE ISN'T.

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OKAY, HERE WE GO.

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OKAY, GO LEFT. LEFT.

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OKAY.

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LEFT!

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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THERE'S NO MORE LEFT LEFT.

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OH, OKAY.

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YOU KNOW, LIFT IT STRAIGHT UP
OVER YOUR HEAD.

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STRAIGHT UP OVER YOUR HEAD.

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YOU CAN DO IT.

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OKAY. YOU GOT IT?

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YEAH. GO. GO.

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OKAY, YOU GOT IT, RIGHT?
YOU GOT IT, RIGHT?

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RIGHT. YEAH.

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ANY CHANCE YOU THINK THE
COUCH LOOKS GOOD THERE?

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SO, THIS GUY WAS ALL

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AND I'M ALL,
"BUFFAY. HOMICIDE."

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IT WAS JUST SO COOL.

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PHOEBE, YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO TAKE
THAT BACK.

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I KNOW, BUT I'M HAVING
SO MUCH FUN DOING GOOD DEEDS.

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OKAY, BUT IMPERSONATING A POLICE
OFFICER'S A SERIOUS THING.

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YOU COULD GET ARRESTED.

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YOU COULD GET ARRESTED
RIGHT NOW.

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ALL RIGHT, YEAH,
I BETTER TAKE IT BACK.

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TOTALLY DRUNK WITH POWER.

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HEY.

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OH, I…

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HI, JOE.

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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS

186
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WERE GOING TO BE HERE.

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HEY, JOEY?
DO ME A FAVOR, SWEETIE.
TASTE THIS.

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WHAT? WHY?

189
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WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH YOU?
NOTHING.

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YOU'VE BEEN ACTING STRANGE
ALL DAY.

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ALL RIGHT.

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THERE IS SOMETHING.

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I, UH…

194
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I KIND OF HAD A DREAM…

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BUT I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT.

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WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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WHAT IF MARTIN LUTHER KING
HAD SAID THAT?

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I… KIND OF HAVE A DREAM.

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I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT.

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IT INVOLVED MONICA.

201
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YOU HAD A DREAM ABOUT
A GIRL THAT I'M SEEING?
OH, THAT IS SO COOL.

202
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SO MANY TIMES I DREAMT
ABOUT A GIRL THAT
HE WAS SEEING.

203
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ANYWAY, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT YOUR DREAM.

204
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I LOVE YOU. YOUR DREAM?

205
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THERE WASN'T ANY SEX IN IT
OR ANYTHING.

206
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I HAVEN'T DREAMT ABOUT HER
LIKE THAT

207
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SINCE I FOUND OUT ABOUT
YOU TWO… ISH.

208
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WHAT WAS THE DREAM ABOUT?

209
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WELL… OKAY.

210
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YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND

211
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AND WE WERE DOING
THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE…

212
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YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU GUYS
WERE DOING LAST NIGHT.

213
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SO, THAT'S IT.

214
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I'M IN LOVE WITH MONICA
AND I'LL BE MOVING OUT.

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WAIT, JOEY, JOEY.

216
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT-THAT
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME.

217
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IT… IT DOESN'T?

218
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NO, IT CAN
MEAN ANYTHING…

219
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LIKE ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU'RE JEALOUS

220
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THAT I'VE BECOME
THE APARTMENT STUD.

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KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR DREAM, DUDE.

222
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OR IT COULD MEAN THAT YOU SAW
CHANDLER AND ME TOGETHER

223
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AND WE WERE BEING
CLOSE AND STUFF

224
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AND-AND YOU JUST WANT
TO HAVE THAT WITH SOMEONE, TOO.

225
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WELL, IN THE DREAM,
I DID ENJOY THE CLOSENESS.

226
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MM-HMM.

227
00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:05,868
OKAY, LOOK, LOOK.

228
00:10:05,951 --> 00:10:07,369
ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO MONICA?

229
00:10:07,452 --> 00:10:10,164
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW,
ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HER?

230
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NOT REALLY.

231
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WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.

232
00:10:15,836 --> 00:10:20,507
WELL, SURE, I'M JUST
WEARING SWEATS.

233
00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:21,842
BUT THAT'S GOOD…

234
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:22,969
THAT YOU'RE NOT
IN LOVE WITH ME

235
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BECAUSE YOU JUST
WANT A GIRLFRIEND.

236
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NO, I DON'T THINK
IT'S JUST ABOUT

237
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JUST GETTING A GIRLFRIEND,
YOU KNOW?

238
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I MEAN, YEAH, I COULD
GET A GIRLFRIEND.

239
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YEAH, WE COULD SIT IN THE CHAIR
AND DO CROSSWORD PUZZLES

240
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BUT WILL WE EVER HAVE THE
CLOSENESS LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE?

241
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MONICA AND I WERE FRIENDS

242
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BEFORE WE STARTED DATING

243
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SO MAYBE THAT'S IT.

244
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FRIENDS FIRST?

245
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THAT'S INTERESTING.

246
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YOU BECOME FRIENDS AFTER?

247
00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,660
NO. NEVER DONE THAT, EITHER.

248
00:10:50,329 --> 00:10:52,623
HEY… UM, DO YOU GUYS
HAVE A TAPE MEASURE?

249
00:10:52,706 --> 00:10:54,583
OH, YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY
IN MY BEDROOM.

250
00:10:56,585 --> 00:10:58,379
THAT'S RIGHT.

251
00:11:10,599 --> 00:11:12,559
WHAT'S UP, JOEY?

252
00:11:15,436 --> 00:11:16,939
HOW YOU DOIN'?

253
00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:28,868
OH… EXCUSE ME.
IS THIS YOUR CAR?
YEAH.

254
00:11:28,951 --> 00:11:30,744
I DON'T THINK IT'S
VERY NICE OF YOU TO PARK HERE.

255
00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:32,370
YOU'RE BLOCKING THE ENTRANCE.

256
00:11:32,453 --> 00:11:34,248
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

257
00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:35,916
WELL, IT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME

258
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,668
WHICH MEANS
IT'S A PROBLEM FOR YOU

259
00:11:37,751 --> 00:11:40,129
'CAUSE I'M A COP.

260
00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:42,881
SO AM I.

261
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,428
OH, NO.

262
00:11:49,512 --> 00:11:51,389
OH, OKAY, SO YOU'RE A COP

263
00:11:51,472 --> 00:11:53,142
WHICH MEANS
YOU CAN PARK ANYWHERE.

264
00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:55,269
I KNOW THAT,
'CAUSE I'M A COP, TOO.

265
00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:57,604
SORRY. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
TEN-FOUR.

266
00:11:57,687 --> 00:11:58,856
HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

267
00:11:58,939 --> 00:12:00,566
SO WHAT PRECINCT
ARE YOU WITH?

268
00:12:00,649 --> 00:12:03,361
I-I'M WITH THE, UM, THE 57th.

269
00:12:03,444 --> 00:12:05,112
OH, I KNOW A GUY IN
HOMICIDE UP THERE.

270
00:12:05,195 --> 00:12:06,488
I'M IN VICE.

271
00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:08,949
YEAH, IN FACT, I'M
UNDERCOVER RIGHT NOW.

272
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:12,912
I'M A WHORE.

273
00:12:12,995 --> 00:12:14,705
WHO ELSE IS IN
VICE UP THERE?

274
00:12:14,788 --> 00:12:18,125
UM, DO YOU KNOW,
UM, SIPOWITZ?

275
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:21,170
SIPOWITZ? NO,
I DON'T THINK SO.

276
00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:22,671
YEAH, SIPOWITZ, YEAH.

277
00:12:22,754 --> 00:12:24,422
BIG GUY, KIND OF BALD.

278
00:12:24,505 --> 00:12:25,799
NAH, I DON'T KNOW HIM.

279
00:12:25,882 --> 00:12:27,885
OKAY.

280
00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:29,303
DON'T TRY
TO CALL HIM OR ANYTHING

281
00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:30,763
'CAUSE HE'S NOT THERE.

282
00:12:30,846 --> 00:12:31,931
HE'S OUT.

283
00:12:32,014 --> 00:12:33,933
HIS, UM…
HIS PARTNER JUST DIED.

284
00:12:34,016 --> 00:12:37,978
WOW. WELL, TELL SIPOWITZ
I'M REAL SORRY FOR HIS LOSS.

285
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,730
I-I SURE WILL.
TAKE CARE.

286
00:12:39,813 --> 00:12:40,731
OKAY.

287
00:12:40,814 --> 00:12:42,275
HEY, BY THE WAY

288
00:12:42,358 --> 00:12:43,734
I'M SURE SIPOWITZ IS
GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

289
00:12:43,817 --> 00:12:45,236
I HEARD THAT KID
FROM SILVER SPOONS

290
00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:49,698
IS REALLY GOOD.

291
00:12:49,781 --> 00:12:51,867
AND WHERE'D YOU
FIND MY BADGE?

292
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:53,576
OH.

293
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,962
HEY, JOEY,
WOULD YOU MIND

294
00:13:03,045 --> 00:13:06,006
GIVING ME AND ROSS
A HAND MOVING HIS COUCH?

295
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,841
OH, I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I GOT ACTING CLASS.

296
00:13:07,924 --> 00:13:08,842
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

297
00:13:08,925 --> 00:13:10,468
I GUESS I COULD BLOW THAT OFF…

298
00:13:10,551 --> 00:13:11,845
FOR YOU.

299
00:13:16,766 --> 00:13:18,102
THANKS.

300
00:13:18,185 --> 00:13:19,812
UH, SAY, RACHEL, LET
ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

301
00:13:19,895 --> 00:13:21,021
UH, I WAS JUST OVER THERE

302
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,522
TALKING TO MONICA
AND CHANDLER

303
00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:23,983
AND, BOY, THEY
ARE REALLY TIGHT.

304
00:13:24,066 --> 00:13:25,776
I KNOW.

305
00:13:25,859 --> 00:13:27,861
THAT'S NOT A BAD SITUATION
THEY GOT GOING OVER THERE.

306
00:13:27,944 --> 00:13:29,571
UH-UH.

307
00:13:29,654 --> 00:13:32,074
THINKING OF GETTING ME
ONE OF THOSE.

308
00:13:34,243 --> 00:13:37,037
WHAT'S UP, JOE?

309
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,457
WELL, THE REASON I THINK
MONICA AND CHANDLER

310
00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:43,669
ARE SO GREAT IS BECAUSE THEY
WERE FRIENDS FIRST, YOU KNOW?

311
00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:45,921
SO I ASKED MYSELF,
WHO ARE MY FRIENDS?

312
00:13:46,004 --> 00:13:48,341
YOU AND PHOEBE.

313
00:13:48,424 --> 00:13:52,177
I SAW YOU FIRST, SO…

314
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,805
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

315
00:13:54,888 --> 00:13:58,183
I'M SAYING, MAYBE YOU AND I
CRANK IT UP A NOTCH.

316
00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:06,524
YOU KNOW, HONEY, UM, AS, UH…
AS FLATTERED AS I AM

317
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:10,612
THAT YOU SAW ME FIRST,
UH, I JUST…

318
00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:15,075
I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD BE
CRANKING ANYTHING UP.

319
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,411
WELL, I'LL TREAT
YOU REAL NICE.

320
00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,792
OH-HO.

321
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:27,087
YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW, UM…

322
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,257
NO, HONEY, LISTEN, I THINK
IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO BECOME

323
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,510
FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
BEFORE YOU DATE THEM

324
00:14:32,593 --> 00:14:35,304
BUT THE WAY YOU DO IT IS,
YOU KNOW, YOU MEET SOMEONE

325
00:14:35,387 --> 00:14:38,598
BECOME THEIR FRIEND,
BUILD A FOUNDATION

326
00:14:38,681 --> 00:14:40,600
THEN ASK THEM
OUT ON A DATE.

327
00:14:40,683 --> 00:14:44,938
DON'T HIT ON
YOUR EXISTING FRIENDS.

328
00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:48,150
WELL, WON'T THAT
TAKE LONGER?

329
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,027
YEAH. YEAH.

330
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:54,364
OH, BUT ONCE YOU FIND IT,
OH, IT'S SO WORTH THE WAIT.

331
00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:57,368
YEAH.
WELL, I UNDERSTAND.

332
00:14:57,451 --> 00:14:59,995
I UNDERSTAND,
YOU KNOW.

333
00:15:00,078 --> 00:15:03,039
MAN, I WISH I
SAW PHOEBE FIRST.

334
00:15:06,126 --> 00:15:09,338
COME HERE TO ME.

335
00:15:09,421 --> 00:15:12,758
NO, NO. YOU COME HERE TO ME.

336
00:15:12,841 --> 00:15:14,259
HEY, ROSS.

337
00:15:15,427 --> 00:15:16,636
I BROUGHT REINFORCEMENTS.

338
00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:18,264
OH, GREAT. WHAT,
YOU BROUGHT JOEY?

339
00:15:18,347 --> 00:15:19,848
WELL, I BROUGHT
THE NEXT BEST THING.

340
00:15:19,931 --> 00:15:22,101
HEY.

341
00:15:22,184 --> 00:15:23,643
CHANDLER? YOU
BROUGHT CHANDLER?

342
00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:26,855
THE NEXT BEST THING
WOULD BE MONICA.

343
00:15:26,938 --> 00:15:28,148
YOU KNOW,
I WOULD BE OFFENDED

344
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,734
BUT MONICA IS
FREAKISHLY STRONG, SO…

345
00:15:30,817 --> 00:15:32,570
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I-I DREW A SKETCH

346
00:15:32,653 --> 00:15:34,447
OF HOW WE'RE GOING
TO DO IT, OKAY?

347
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,323
RACH, THAT'S YOU.

348
00:15:36,406 --> 00:15:37,783
THAT'S THE COUCH.

349
00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:40,202
MM-HMM. OOH, WHAT'S THAT?

350
00:15:40,285 --> 00:15:42,246
OH, THAT'S ME.

351
00:15:42,329 --> 00:15:47,084
WOW.

352
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,336
YOU CERTAINLY THINK
A LOT OF YOURSELF.

353
00:15:51,171 --> 00:15:52,964
NO, THAT'S…
THAT'S MY ARM.

354
00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:58,137
OH, I SEE.

355
00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:02,015
I THOUGHT YOU JUST REALLY,
REALLY LIKED YOUR NEW COUCH.

356
00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:06,312
YOU KNOW, JUST…
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.

357
00:16:06,395 --> 00:16:07,938
OKAY.
OKAY.

358
00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,898
COME ON,
CHANDLER.

359
00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:12,568
ALL RIGHT.

360
00:16:12,651 --> 00:16:13,611
OKAY.

361
00:16:13,694 --> 00:16:15,195
HERE WE GO.

362
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:18,282
ALL RIGHT,
READY, SET, TURN.

363
00:16:18,365 --> 00:16:19,283
OKAY.

364
00:16:19,366 --> 00:16:22,077
TURN.

365
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:25,372
I DON'T THINK WE
CAN TURN ANYMORE.

366
00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:26,706
ROSS, I JUST
DON'T THINK

367
00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:27,707
IT'S GOING TO FIT.

368
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:28,708
OH, YEAH, IT WILL.

369
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,628
COME ON, UP.
UP, UP, UP.

370
00:16:30,711 --> 00:16:32,045
UP!

371
00:16:32,128 --> 00:16:34,548
HERE WE GO, PIVOT.

372
00:16:34,631 --> 00:16:37,259
PIVOT!

373
00:16:39,052 --> 00:16:40,052
PIVOT!

374
00:16:41,096 --> 00:16:42,096
PIVOT!

375
00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:45,518
PIVOT!

376
00:16:45,601 --> 00:16:47,520
PIVOT.

377
00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:51,565
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP.

378
00:16:54,859 --> 00:16:57,279
OKAY, I… I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING TO PIVOT ANYMORE.

379
00:16:57,362 --> 00:17:01,200
YOU THINK?
YOU THINK?

380
00:17:01,283 --> 00:17:02,576
ALL RIGHT, LET'S, UH…

381
00:17:02,659 --> 00:17:04,953
LET'S BRING IT BACK DOWN
AND TRY AGAIN.

382
00:17:05,036 --> 00:17:07,872
OKAY. OH…

383
00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:16,965
OKAY, YEAH. I THINK
IT'S REALLY STUCK NOW.

384
00:17:17,048 --> 00:17:19,051
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT DIDN'T WORK.

385
00:17:19,134 --> 00:17:20,553
I KNOW. ME NEITHER.

386
00:17:20,636 --> 00:17:22,596
I MEAN, YOU HAD A SKETCH.

387
00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:25,224
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

388
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:27,142
WHAT DID YOU MEAN
WHEN YOU SAID PIVOT?

389
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,939
HEY.

390
00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:34,107
HOW'S IT GOING?

391
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:35,901
DID YOU MAKE
ANY NEW FRIENDS?

392
00:17:35,984 --> 00:17:38,654
YEAH. YEAH, I MET THIS WOMAN.

393
00:17:38,737 --> 00:17:40,739
OKAY, WHOA, WHOA.

394
00:17:40,822 --> 00:17:41,907
WHAT'S SHE LIKE?

395
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,200
UH, WELL…

396
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:47,329
SHE'S REALLY GOOD IN BED.

397
00:17:47,412 --> 00:17:48,330
JOEY, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO TRY

398
00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:49,456
TO BE FRIENDS FIRST.

399
00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,375
WELL, HEY, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

400
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,043
WHAT? WHY?

401
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:54,587
BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T GIVE ME ADVICE.

402
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:56,296
NO, YOU GAVE ME
A PICKUP LINE.

403
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,674
AS SOON AS I TOLD HER
I WANTED TO BUILD A FOUNDATION

404
00:17:58,757 --> 00:18:00,384
AND BE FRIENDS FIRST

405
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:02,886
I SUDDENLY…
THROUGH NO FAULT OF MY OWN…

406
00:18:02,969 --> 00:18:06,223
BECAME IRRESISTIBLE TO HER.

407
00:18:06,306 --> 00:18:07,516
AND HER ROOMMATE.

408
00:18:09,851 --> 00:18:11,895
WHAT ABOUT
THE CLOSENESS?

409
00:18:11,978 --> 00:18:13,439
CLOSENESS, SCHMOSENESS.

410
00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:14,939
THERE WAS THREE OF US,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

411
00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:22,489
ALL RIGHT, HEY, WHO WANTS PIZZA?

412
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:24,491
I DO. I DO. I DO.

413
00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:25,909
OH, THIS
IS GREAT.

414
00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:27,869
CAN YOU BELIEVE I FOUND THIS
ON THE SECOND FLOOR?

415
00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:32,082
WHO IS IT?

416
00:18:32,165 --> 00:18:33,626
N.Y.P.D.

417
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:34,834
OH, MY GOD.

418
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:37,838
UH… JUST A MINUTE,
OFFICER!

419
00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:49,475
I'M LOOKING
FOR PHOEBE BUFFAY.

420
00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:50,768
OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM.

421
00:18:50,851 --> 00:18:52,227
IT'S THAT COP.

422
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,562
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HE FOUND ME.

423
00:18:53,645 --> 00:18:54,730
MY GOD, PHOEBE.

424
00:18:54,813 --> 00:18:56,523
ARE YOU GOING
TO GO TO JAIL?

425
00:18:56,606 --> 00:19:00,444
WELL, IF I'M GOING DOWN,
YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN WITH ME.

426
00:19:00,527 --> 00:19:01,445
WHAT?

427
00:19:01,528 --> 00:19:02,780
HARBORING A FUGITIVE?

428
00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:05,658
THAT'S
ONE-TO-THREE YEARS MINIMUM.

429
00:19:05,741 --> 00:19:07,283
GOOD LUCK, CHANDLER.

430
00:19:10,953 --> 00:19:13,081
OKAY, YOU CAN ARREST
ME, FINE, BUT YOU'LL

431
00:19:13,164 --> 00:19:14,874
NEVER MAKE IT STICK,
AND YOU KNOW IT.

432
00:19:14,957 --> 00:19:16,543
YEAH, BUT I
KIND OF DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

433
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:18,420
IT'S MY JOB. I MEAN,
YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?

434
00:19:18,503 --> 00:19:20,964
YEAH, AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT I'M GOING TO CALL MY LAWYER

435
00:19:21,047 --> 00:19:22,841
AND ONCE HE PUTS YOU
ON THE STAND

436
00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:25,511
HE'S GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE A FOOL, LIKE A FOOL.

437
00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:29,264
MM-HMM. I DON'T LIKE
LOOKING FOOLISH.

438
00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:31,891
YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE, UH,
I DON'T ARREST YOU TODAY.

439
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:33,893
MAYBE I CAME BY
AND YOU WEREN'T HERE.

440
00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:36,938
I WOULD LOVE IT
IF I WEREN'T HERE.

441
00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:39,566
OKAY, SINCE, UM, YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT

442
00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:41,109
I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU WOULD LIKE

443
00:19:41,192 --> 00:19:43,696
TO GO TO DINNER WITH ME.

444
00:19:43,779 --> 00:19:44,697
ME?

445
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:45,864
YEAH.

446
00:19:45,947 --> 00:19:47,491
EVER SINCE YOU FLASHED
MY BADGE AT ME

447
00:19:47,574 --> 00:19:49,618
I KIND OF CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU.

448
00:19:49,701 --> 00:19:52,788
YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST FAKE
UNDERCOVER WHORE I'VE EVER SEEN.

449
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,166
NICE.
NICE.

450
00:19:59,252 --> 00:20:00,920
WOW, I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

451
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:02,422
YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT.

452
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,841
YEAH, AND I COULD
HAVE DONE IT BETTER

453
00:20:03,924 --> 00:20:05,258
BUT THESE PEOPLE
KEEP STARING AT ME.

454
00:20:05,341 --> 00:20:06,968
UM… YEAH.

455
00:20:07,051 --> 00:20:11,473
I-I'D LIKE TO GO OUT
WITH YOU, OFFICER.

456
00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:13,684
GARY.

457
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,018
OKAY, SO IT'S A DATE?

458
00:20:15,101 --> 00:20:16,770
YEAH. I GOT TO ASK.

459
00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:18,355
HOW DID YOU KNOW
WHERE TO FIND ME?

460
00:20:18,438 --> 00:20:20,065
YOUR FINGERPRINTS
WERE ALL OVER MY BADGE

461
00:20:20,148 --> 00:20:21,525
SO I RAN THEM
THROUGH THE COMPUTER

462
00:20:21,608 --> 00:20:23,443
AND THIS IS LISTED
AS YOUR LAST KNOWN ADDRESS

463
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,444
SO I CHECKED IT OUT.

464
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:25,696
OH, IMPRESSIVE.

465
00:20:25,779 --> 00:20:26,946
NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOU.

466
00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:28,281
I LOOKED AT YOUR RECORD

467
00:20:28,364 --> 00:20:30,242
AND YOU'VE DONE
SOME PRETTY WEIRD STUFF.

468
00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:32,118
YEAH, WE'LL TALK AT DINNER.

469
00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:34,538
OKAY. SO I'LL COME BY
IN A COUPLE HOURS

470
00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:35,706
AND PICK YOU UP?

471
00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:37,416
ALL RIGHT.
I CAN'T WAIT.

472
00:20:37,499 --> 00:20:39,709
I'M NOT GOING TO JUST
TAKE YOU OUT FOR DOUGHNUTS.

473
00:20:43,922 --> 00:20:45,214
HE HAS A GUN.

474
00:20:51,471 --> 00:20:54,808
I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS COUCH.
I'M NOT SATISFIED WITH IT.

475
00:20:59,938 --> 00:21:03,149
YOU WANT TO RETURN
THIS COUCH?

476
00:21:03,232 --> 00:21:07,362
IT'S CUT IN HALF.

477
00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:09,281
THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU.

478
00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:10,907
DID YOU CUT THIS
COUCH IN HALF?

479
00:21:13,034 --> 00:21:17,330
THIS COUCH IS CUT IN HALF.

480
00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:21,459
I WOULD LIKE TO EXCHANGE IT
FOR ONE THAT IS NOT CUT IN HALF.

481
00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:24,254
YOU'RE TELLING
ME THIS COUCH

482
00:21:24,337 --> 00:21:26,214
WAS DELIVERED
TO YOU LIKE THIS?

483
00:21:26,297 --> 00:21:28,926
LOOK, I'M A REASONABLE MAN.

484
00:21:29,009 --> 00:21:32,387
I WILL ACCEPT STORE CREDIT.

485
00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:34,556
I'LL GIVE YOU
STORE CREDIT

486
00:21:34,639 --> 00:21:37,183
IN THE AMOUNT
OF FOUR DOLLARS.

487
00:21:40,311 --> 00:21:41,688
I WILL TAKE IT.