YES. YEAH, IT IS.
HEY, GUYS.
HI, THERE! HI!
GUESS WHAT?
BEN IS GOING TO BE IN A TV COMMERCIAL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WELL… IT'S NOT FOR SURE
BUT, UH, WE MET THIS GUY IN THE PARK
WHO THOUGHT BEN WAS REALLY CUTE, YOU KNOW…
WHICH HE IS.
UM, ANYWHO, HE, UH, HE GAVE US HIS CARD
AND TOLD US TO BRING HIM DOWN
FOR THIS COMMERCIAL HE'S AUDITIONING.
WHOA. THIS GUY'S, LIKE
THE BIGGEST COMMERCIAL-CASTING DIRECTOR IN TOWN!
BEN TAKES ONE LOUSY WALK IN THE PARK
AND GETS AN AUDITION?
I MEAN, "WAY TO GO, BEN!"
MAN, I'VE BEEN IN THAT PARK A MILLION TIMES.
NO ONE'S EVER OFFERED ME AN AUDITION.
I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY… WE WERE JUST PUSHING BEN ON THE SWINGS…
I'M ALWAYS ON THE SWINGS!
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
THAT.
OKAY, GOT TO GO. WISH ME LUCK.
HEY, RACH, NOW THAT YOU'RE WORKING AT RALPH LAUREN
CAN YOU BRING ME BACK SOME OF THOSE POLO SHIRTS?
UH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW IF I'D FEEL COMFORTABLE
STEALING ON MY VERY FIRST DAY.
UNWILLING TO STEAL FROM WORK…
INTERESTING.
BESIDES, IF ANYBODY'S GOING TO GET FREE STUFF
IT'S GOING TO BE ME.
OKAY, GUYS, WAY TO WISH ME LUCK.
GOOD LUCK. HAVE A GOOD DAY.
BYE.
OKAY, LET'S DISCUSS RACHEL'S BIRTHDAY.
I SAY WE THROW HER A SURPRISE PARTY THIS WEEKEND.
WHOA, BUT HER BIRTHDAY'S NOT FOR, LIKE, ANOTHER MONTH.
OKAY, BUT IF WE THROW HER A PARTY ON HER BIRTHDAY
THEN IT'S NOT A SURPRISE.
I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. WE CAN HAVE A DINNER PARTY
AND JUST INVITE HER CLOSE FRIENDS.
ROSS! WE'RE HAVING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR RACHEL!
OKAY!
DONE.
OKAY, GREAT, SO DO YOU WANT TO DO IT TOGETHER?
I WOULD LOVE TO DO IT TOGETHER. OOH!
THEY'RE GOING TO DO IT TOGETHER.
DUDE, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
OH, SO I GOT TO SHUT IT DOWN NOW?
ALL RIGHT. I GOT TO TAKE OFF.
I'M PICKING UP BEN AND THEN WE'RE OFF
TO THE BIG AUDITION.
I BET IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD SEEING SOME ACTOR
PRETENDING TO BE BEN'S DAD. YEAH.
WEIRDER THAN SEEING HIS TWO MOMS MAKE OUT?
WHOA, WHOA, "DAD"?
THERE'S A DAD IN THE COMMERCIAL?
YEAH. THE DAD AND BEN EAT SOUP
AND PRETEND TO ENJOY IT.
MAYBE I'LL GO DOWN WITH YOU
AND SEE IF I CAN GET AN AUDITION AS THE DAD.
WHO BETTER THAN TO PLAY BEN'S FATHER THAN HIS GODFATHER?
YOU'RE NOT HIS GODFATHER.
WHAT?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
OF COURSE I AM.
OKAY, LET'S GO, GODFATHER.
ALL RIGHT! WHOA.
HEY! I'M IN.
THEY'RE GOING TO LET ME AUDITION.
REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.
IT TURNS OUT ONE OF THE CASTING LADIES
HAS ACTUALLY SEEN ME IN A PLAY
SO I STEERED CLEAR OF HER.
HEY, THAT KID LOOKS FAMILIAR.
OH, YEAH, YEAH. HE'S DONE TONS OF COMMERCIALS.
I'VE SEEN HIM IN, LIKE, SUGAR SMACKS, PLAYSTATION
AND THAT ONE FOR THE PHONE COMPANY.
IN FACT, HE WAS SO GOOD IN THAT ONE
HE ACTUALLY CONVINCED ME TO SWITCH PHONE COMPANIES.
CHANDLER WAS MAD…
YEAH, WELL, HE'S NOT GOING TO GET THIS ONE, ALL RIGHT?
BEN IS WAY CUTER THAN THAT KID.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM… LOOK AT YOU!
THAT'S… GREAT.
LISTEN, WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT, THOUGH
IF I GOT TO PLAY BEN'S DAD?
JOEY, YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE BEN.
I LOOK MORE LIKE HIM THAN YOU DO.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH
FOR YOU TO DO THAT.
SO, IT'S DOWN TO THESE TWO.
NANCY, I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS ONE, AND I THINK I AGREE.
RACHEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, UM, I MEAN, THAT ONE IS PRETTY
BUT, OH, I JUST… I JUST LOVE THIS FABRIC.
SORRY.
OH, DON'T BE SORRY.
IT'S PART OF YOUR JOB TO GIVE YOUR OPINIONS
AND THEN I TAKE CREDIT FOR THEM. I'M KIDDING.
SHE IS KIDDING…
BUT DON'T EVER DISAGREE WITH HER AGAIN.
OKAY, NOW I'M KIDDING.
OH, WHAT A FUN OFFICE.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE, BUT I DO KNOW I NEED A CIGARETTE
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE A BREAK, WE GO OUTSIDE
AND WE'LL FIGURE THIS THING OUT WHEN WE COME BACK?
RACHEL?
YEAH?
YOU SMOKE?
OH, NO. MY DAD'S A DOCTOR
AND HE WOULD ALWAYS TELL ME JUST HORROR STORIES…
ABOUT, UH, GHOSTS AND GOBLINS…
WHO… TOTALLY SUPPORTED THE PRINCESS'S RIGHT TO SMOKE.
AND THEN THEY CAME BACK FROM SMOKING
AND THEY HAD MADE ALL OF THE DECISIONS WITHOUT ME.
THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.
I KNOW. IT'S LIKE I'M BEING PUNISHED
FOR NOT HAVING THIS DISGUSTING, POISONOUS HABIT.
YEAH, IT IS THE BEST.
I MEAN, WHAT IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING, YOU KNOW?
THEY'LL-THEY'LL BE OUTSIDE SMOKING
MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS, AND I'LL JUST BE UP IN MY OFFICE
BREATHING IN MY STUPID CLEAN AIR, YOU KNOW?
AND THEN WHEN THE DAY COMES WHEN KIM WANTS TO PROMOTE ONE OF US
WHO DO YOU THINK SHE'S GOING TO PICK…
ME OR SMOKEY SMOKERSON?
RACHEL, YOU CAN GO DOWN THERE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE.
JUST SAY YOU WANT TO GET SOME… FRESH AIR.
YEAH, I COULD DO THAT.
YEAH, OR YOU COULD JUST DO THE EASY THING AND SMOKE.
HEY.
RACH, DO YOU WANT TO GO GET COFFEE?
OH, I WOULD LOVE TO.
OH, GOOD!
I'LL GO TOO, BABE.
OH, GOOD.
YAY. YAY. YAH.
OH, I CHANGED MY MIND.
OKAY.
OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PARTY.
I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS.
ME, TOO!
OH!
YEAH! OH, LOOK AT THAT.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S A LITTLE SKETCH OF THE CAKE.
UH-HUH. SEE?
UM, SOME SAMPLE MENUS, UM…
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE'D START OUT
289 FINGER FOOD, OKAY?
AND FOR MUSIC, HERE'S AN ALPHABETIZED LIST OF ALL OF MY CDs.
I'VE HIGHLIGHTED THE ONES
THAT'LL GO REALLY GOOD WITH THE FOOD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INTIMATE DINNER PARTY?
YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT, OKAY?
WOW. ALL RIGHT.
LOOKS LIKE YOU TOOK CARE OF EVERYTHING.
THANKS A LOT, CO-HOST.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I DIDN'T TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS FOR YOU TO DO.
UH-HUH. LIKE WHAT?
CUPS!
CUPS? YOU'RE GIVING ME CUPS?
AND ICE.
CUPS AND ICE?
OH, I GET TO BE IN CHARGE OF CUPS AND ICE?
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
OKAY, I WILL BE IN CHARGE OF CUPS AND ICE.
WAIT A MINUTE, I CAN GET ICE AT THE RESTAURANT.
I GOT IT! MINE!
HEY. HI.
HOW'D THE AUDITION GO?
NOT SO GOOD.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU DOING JOEY'S…
"THE AUDITION DIDN'T GO SO WELL…
YEAH, IT DID!"
YEAH, I AM!
YEAH, BEN GOT A SECOND AUDITION!
GREAT!
YEAH, I HAD TO TEACH ROSS MY BIT
'CAUSE I ACTUALLY DIDN'T GET A CALLBACK.
YOU GOT A CALLBACK, TOO, DIDN'T YOU?
YEAH, I DID!
HEY, RACHEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT GOT KIND OF LONELY UP THERE
SO I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD COME OUT HERE AND…
GET SOME FRESH AIR.
NANCY AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT THE FALL COLLECTION.
OH, GREAT.
SO, ANYWAY…
HONEY, I'M SORRY. WE'RE SMOKING ALL OVER YOU.
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
WE'LL MOVE. YOU STAY RIGHT HERE.
SO I WAS THINKING…
THANKS.
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
YOU ARE THE BEST.
EXCUSE ME, CAN I BUM ONE OF THOSE?
YEAH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY…
OKAY, OKAY, WHAT'S SO FUNNY OVER HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SMOKE.
OH, YOU KNOW, I-I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS MEANT MARIJUANA CIGARETTES, YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, DOOBIES?
ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "WOW, THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY!"
BUT, NO, ACTUALLY, I SMOKE THE REGULAR ONES
ALL… ALL THE TIME.
WE GET HIGH.
ME, TOO.
I'M KIDDING. OH!
ME, TOO.
OH, GOD, THIS IS SO NERVE-RACKING.
HOW-HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
WELL, FORTUNATELY, I DON'T GET MANY CALLBACKS, SO…
IS IT A GOOD SIGN THAT THEY ASKED US
TO HANG AROUND AFTER THE AUDITION?
WHO KNOWS?
OKAY, UH, WE HAVE NARROWED IT DOWN TO RAYMOND, BEN
KYLE AND JOEY.
THE REST OF YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YES! I KNEW IT!
BYE-BYE…
SO LONG…
LATER.
ROSS, THIS IS GREAT.
I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET TO PLAY BEN'S DAD.
YEAH!
ACTUALLY, THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.
BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT LOOKS
WE'RE PUTTING YOU WITH RAYMOND
AND KYLE WITH BEN.
SO IT'LL EITHER BE YOU TWO OR YOU TWO.
OH, MAN…
THIS IS GOING TO BE KIND OF WEIRD.
YEAH, IT IS..
YEAH. IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD.
NO, WE'RE-WE'RE, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS.
THAT'S-THAT'S WHY IT'S WEIRD.
OH, OH.
I-I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST… TALKING.
HEY.
IS IT OKAY IF I LEAVE THIS STUFF HERE
TILL RACHEL'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
SURE. WHAT'S IN THEM?
UM, CUPS.
OH, GOOD, BECAUSE WE GOT RACHEL 800 GALLONS OF WATER.
SERIOUSLY, THAT'S A LOT OF CUPS.
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M IN CHARGE OF CUPS AND ICE
AND MONICA IS GOING TO RUE THE DAY
THAT SHE PUT ME IN CHARGE OF CUPS AND ICE.
YOU KNOW, I RUED THE DAY ONCE.
DIDN'T GET A WHOLE LOT ELSE DONE.
OKAY, TIME TO BRING UP THE REST OF THE CUPS.
OH, HEY, JOEY.
HEY, PHEEBS.
HEY.
ROSS, GOOD. I'M, UH, GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
OH? WHAT'S UP?
WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE COMMERCIAL THING.
YOU KNOW, ME GOING UP AGAINST BEN
THE TWO OF US COMPETING, AND…
WELL, THAT CAN'T LEAD TO ANYTHING GOOD
SO… I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO STEP ASIDE.
I'M GOING TO TELL THEM THAT I WON'T AUDITION.
WOW, UH… JOEY, THAT'S… THAT'S GREAT.
THANKS, MAN.
THAT'S IT?
YOU-YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME DO THIS?
THIS IS MY CAREER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
BUT… BUT YOU JUST…
I JUST SAID THAT SO YOU WOULDN'T LET BEN DO IT.
LOOK, ROSS, IF ANYONE SHOULD STEP ASIDE, IT SHOULD BE BEN.
WHAT? CHANDLER, TELL HIM.
WELL, LET ME… LET ME GET THE DOOR FIRST.
OH, HI, NO ONE.
WHY SHOULD BEN STEP ASIDE?
IT WAS HIS AUDITION IN THE FIRST PLACE.
YOU JUST TAGGED ALONG.
YOU'RE LIKE THE… THE TAG-ALONG DAD.
AT LEAST I CARE ABOUT HIS FEELINGS.
WH-WH-WHAT?
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THIS WILL BE ON HIM
WHEN HE DOESN'T GET IT?
AND WHY WOULDN'T HE GET IT?
OH, COME ON.
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT MY KID CAN DO?
HUH?
I MEAN, HE DIALS PHONES
HE-HE EATS TORTILLA CHIPS.
HE-HE PLAYS SOCCER WITH THE CARTOON TIGER.
ARE YOU SAYING YOUR KID EATS SOUP BETTER THAN MY KID?
YOU JUST GIVE HIM A SPOON, BABY.
OH, YEAH? I GUESS WE'LL SEE.
YEAH
BECAUSE THIS COMMERCIAL BELONGS TO ME AND MITCH.
YOUR KID'S NAME IS RAYMOND.
YEAH, SO'S YOURS!
HOW DID WORK GO? OH, IT WAS GREAT.
I WENT DOWN THERE JUST LIKE YOU SAID, YOU KNOW, AND WE TALKED BUSINESS
AND KIM TOTALLY TOOK MY OPINIONS.
YOU STINK.
THANKS.
NO, I'M-I'M SERIOUS.
WELL, THAT-THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE I WENT DOWN THERE
AND THEY WERE ALL SMOKING.
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SMELL OF SUCCESS.
OKAY, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT, THOUGH.
OH, MY GOD. YOU SMOKED.
I DID NOT.
YES, YOU DID. YOU LOOK HAPPY AND SICK… YOU SMOKED!
ALL RIGHT, FINE, BUT I HAD TO.
I HAD TO DO IT FOR MY CAREER.
I WISH I HAD TO SMOKE FOR MY CAREER.
BUT IT'S SO GROSS.
DON'T… NO, WELL, NO, IT'S NOT THAT BAD, YOU KNOW.
IT'S… I MEAN, YEAH, MY TONGUE FEELS A LITTLE FUZZY
AND MY FINGERS SORT OF SMELL.
I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I COULD THROW UP.
OKAY, BUT YOU GOT TO PUSH PAST THIS, OKAY?
BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET SO GOOD.
CHANDLER.
OH, I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU SMELL SO SMOKY
I GOT… I-I GOT TO GET UP.
WHAT? I'M NOT KIDDING.
I THINK YOU SMELL GREAT.
SO, WE'RE DECIDED… NO ON PLAID, YES ON PINK.
ABSOLUTELY.
I'M SO ON-BOARD.
MM-HMM.
RACHEL, DIDN'T YOU JUST LIGHT THAT?
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M JUST REALLY, REALLY TRYING TO CUT BACK, YOU KNOW.
GOOD LUCK, RACH.
I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT QUITTING LATELY.
OH, WELL, SURE… EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT
I TELL MYSELF I'M QUITTING.
EVERY MONDAY MORNING, IT'S LIKE…
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
WELL, LET'S JUST QUIT.
WE'LL JUST QUIT. LET'S ALL QUIT.
IT DOES SOUND APPEALING.
I NEVER COULD DO IT.
OH, BUT YOU COULD. YOU CAN. ABSOLUTELY.
WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT.
YOU KNOW, WE COULD GET… WHAT? WHAT?… THOSE PATCHES.
WE COULD BE LIKE THE PATCH SISTERS.
WELL, YOU KNOW, WE REALLY SHOULD QUIT.
OKAY, LET'S QUIT.
YES. GREAT. GIVE ME THOSE CIGS.
COME ON, GIVE IT. GIVE IT.
OUT, DONE. QUIT. WHOO!
MY LATE HUSBAND GAVE ME THAT LIGHTER.
SHE'S FUNNY.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
OKAY, THEN. OKAY.
MMM… SOUP.
MMM, SOUP.
MMM… SOUP.
JOEY, ROSS IS GOING TO BE HERE ANY SECOND.
WOULD YOU MIND WATCHING BEN FOR ME WHILE I USE THE LADIES ROOM?
OH, YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
MMM, SOUP.
HI, BEN.
SO YOU WANT TO BE AN ACTOR, HUH?
WELL, I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT'S NO PICNIC.
THERE'S TONS OF REJECTION.
NO STABILITY.
I MEAN, ONE DAY YOU'RE DR. DRAKE RAMORAY.
THE NEXT DAY, YOU'RE EATING KETCHUP
RIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE.
JOEY.
ROSS.
BEN.
I MEAN, BEN, BEN.
OKAY.
RAYMOND, JOEY, YOU'RE UP.
HEY.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S… LET'S TRY ONE.
WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY.
UH-OH.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
WELL, THIS IS NOODLE SOUP
AND I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH TOMATO.
SO… BUT THAT'S OKAY.
NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM.
MMM, NOODLE SOUP.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, THAT-THAT'S FINE
BUT THE LINE IS, "MMM, SOUP."
OH. WHAT DID I SAY?
"MMM, NOODLE SOUP."
HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT?
OH! I SEE, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT?
LET'S TRY ONE.
MMM, NOODLE SOUP.
OKAY.
LET'S… TRY IT AGAIN.
OKAY.
MMM, SOUP.
I MEAN NOODLE SOUP.
I MEAN SOUP.
COME ON!
YOU KNOW WHAT? WE NEED TO MOVE ON.
NO, I COULD DO IT ONE MORE TIME. SEE, LOOK.
MMM, NOODLE SOUP.
DAMN IT!
HEY. HEY!
UH-OH. BUSTED.
WELL, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I THOUGHT WE WERE THE PATCH SISTERS.
YEAH. THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
RACHEL, WE TRIED TO QUIT, BUT IT WAS TOO HARD.
WELL, YOU KNOW, IF YOU STARTED SMOKING AGAIN
YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TOLD ME.
COME ON. GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
NO, NO. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. DON'T YOU GIVE UP.
THAT'S WHY WE DIDN'T TELL YOU
AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO DRAG YOU DOWN WITH US.
WAIT. NO, NO, NO. DRAG ME DOWN. DRAG-DRAG ME DOWN.
FORGET IT, RACHEL.
WE'RE BOTH SO PROUD OF HOW WELL YOU'RE DOING.
I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU BLOW IT.
IN FACT, IF I CATCH YOU WITH A CIGARETTE, YOU'RE FIRED.
GO ON. I DON'T WANT YOU BREATHING THIS STUFF. GO ON.
ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU'LL COME WITH ME ON THE PARIS TRIP?
OH, MAN!
HEY.
HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
UM, CUP HAT, CUP BANNER, CUP CHANDELIER
AND THE THING THAT STARTED IT ALL…
THE CUP.
GREAT JOB WITH THE CUPS, PHEEBS.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUT WITH HER?
AND DID YOU NOTICE THE ICE?
LOOK, WE HAVE IT ALL…
WE HAVE CRUSHED, CUBED AND DRY.
WATCH.
AHH… MYSTICAL.
OH, YES.
CHANDLER…
IF IT WEREN'T…
NO ONE'S EATING MY TUSCAN FINGER FOOD
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FILLING UP ON PHOEBE'S SNO-CONES.
THERE ARE SNO-CONES?
SNO-CONES? YECH!
YOU KNOW, GO, GO. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
OH, LOOK, LOOK!
SURPRISE!
WHAT?
MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT FOR ANOTHER MONTH.
THAT'S THE SURPRISE.
OH, MY GOD.
YOU GUYS, THIS IS SO GREAT.
IT'S SO UNEXPECTED.
I MEAN, CHANDLER'S BIRTHDAY'S EVEN BEFORE MINE.
SURPRISE.
WOW! THIS IS SO GREAT.
LOOK AT ALL THESE… CUPS.
THIS IS SO WEIRD.
I WAS IN CHARGE OF CUPS.
OH, OKAY. NOT SO WEIRD.
HEY.
LISTEN, MAN, UH… I'M SORRY THE AUDITION DIDN'T GO WELL.
YEAH, RIGHT.
NO, REALLY, I AM, JOEY.
I FEEL BAD.
YEAH, WELL, LOOK, ROSS…
YOU DON'T HAVE TO, OKAY?
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT I SUCK.
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF ACTOR CAN'T EVEN SAY,
"MMM! NOODLE SOUP"?
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE… MAYBE YOU DIDN'T MESS UP
YOUR AUDITION BECAUSE YOU SUCK.
MAYBE YOU MESSED UP BECAUSE YOU CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR GODSON.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I THINK SUBCONSCIOUSLY…
WHOA-WHOA. YOU LOST ME.
I THINK ON SOME LEVEL
YOU-YOU SABOTAGED YOUR OWN AUDITION
SO BEN WOULD GET THE PART.
WELL, YOUR WAY SOUNDS A LOT BETTER THAN MINE.
YEAH. YEAH. IT'S NOT THAT I'M A BAD ACTOR…
NO.
NO, IT'S JUST THAT, UH, I CARE SO DAMN MUCH ABOUT LITTLE BEN
THAT, UH, IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT FOR ME TO SEE HIM SUCCEED.
THERE YOU GO. YEAH.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
SO, DID HE GET IT? NO.
AH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
IS RACHEL HERE?
I'M MEETING HER FOR LUNCH.
SHE DOESN'T COME DOWN HERE ANYMORE.
YOU CAN FIND HER UP ON TEN.
OKAY, GREAT.
I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.