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YES.
YEAH, IT IS.

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HEY, GUYS.

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HI, THERE!
HI!

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GUESS WHAT?

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BEN IS GOING TO BE
IN A TV COMMERCIAL.

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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WELL… IT'S NOT FOR SURE

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BUT, UH, WE MET THIS GUY
IN THE PARK

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WHO THOUGHT BEN
WAS REALLY CUTE, YOU KNOW…

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WHICH HE IS.

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UM, ANYWHO, HE, UH,
HE GAVE US HIS CARD

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AND TOLD US
TO BRING HIM DOWN

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FOR THIS COMMERCIAL
HE'S AUDITIONING.

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WHOA. THIS GUY'S, LIKE

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THE BIGGEST COMMERCIAL-CASTING
DIRECTOR IN TOWN!

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BEN TAKES ONE LOUSY WALK
IN THE PARK

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AND GETS AN AUDITION?

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I MEAN, "WAY TO GO, BEN!"

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MAN, I'VE BEEN IN THAT PARK
A MILLION TIMES.

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NO ONE'S EVER OFFERED ME
AN AUDITION.

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I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY…
WE WERE JUST PUSHING
BEN ON THE SWINGS…

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I'M ALWAYS ON THE SWINGS!

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WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

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THAT.

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OKAY, GOT TO GO. WISH ME LUCK.

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HEY, RACH, NOW THAT YOU'RE
WORKING AT RALPH LAUREN

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CAN YOU BRING ME BACK
SOME OF THOSE POLO SHIRTS?

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UH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I DON'T KNOW
IF I'D FEEL COMFORTABLE

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STEALING ON MY VERY FIRST DAY.

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UNWILLING TO STEAL FROM WORK…

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INTERESTING.

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BESIDES, IF
ANYBODY'S GOING
TO GET FREE STUFF

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IT'S GOING TO BE ME.

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OKAY, GUYS,
WAY TO WISH ME LUCK.

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GOOD LUCK.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.

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BYE.

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OKAY, LET'S DISCUSS
RACHEL'S BIRTHDAY.

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I SAY WE THROW HER
A SURPRISE PARTY THIS WEEKEND.

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WHOA, BUT HER BIRTHDAY'S
NOT FOR, LIKE, ANOTHER MONTH.

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OKAY, BUT IF WE THROW HER
A PARTY ON HER BIRTHDAY

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THEN IT'S NOT A SURPRISE.

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I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
WE CAN HAVE A DINNER PARTY

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AND JUST INVITE
HER CLOSE FRIENDS.

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ROSS! WE'RE HAVING
A SURPRISE PARTY FOR RACHEL!

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OKAY!

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DONE.

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OKAY, GREAT, SO DO YOU WANT
TO DO IT TOGETHER?

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I WOULD LOVE
TO DO IT TOGETHER.
OOH!

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THEY'RE GOING TO DO IT
TOGETHER.

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DUDE, THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND.

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OH, SO I GOT
TO SHUT IT DOWN NOW?

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ALL RIGHT. I
GOT TO TAKE OFF.

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I'M PICKING UP BEN
AND THEN WE'RE OFF

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TO THE BIG AUDITION.

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I BET IT'S GOING
TO BE WEIRD SEEING SOME ACTOR

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PRETENDING TO
BE BEN'S DAD.
YEAH.

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WEIRDER THAN SEEING
HIS TWO MOMS MAKE OUT?

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WHOA, WHOA, "DAD"?

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THERE'S A DAD IN THE COMMERCIAL?

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YEAH. THE DAD AND BEN EAT SOUP

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AND PRETEND TO ENJOY IT.

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MAYBE I'LL GO DOWN WITH YOU

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AND SEE IF I CAN GET
AN AUDITION AS THE DAD.

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WHO BETTER THAN TO PLAY
BEN'S FATHER THAN HIS GODFATHER?

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YOU'RE NOT HIS GODFATHER.

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WHAT?

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ARE YOU KIDDING?

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OF COURSE I AM.

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OKAY, LET'S GO,
GODFATHER.

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ALL RIGHT! WHOA.

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HEY! I'M IN.

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THEY'RE GOING TO
LET ME AUDITION.

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REALLY? THAT'S GREAT.

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IT TURNS OUT ONE OF
THE CASTING LADIES

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HAS ACTUALLY
SEEN ME IN A PLAY

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SO I STEERED
CLEAR OF HER.

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HEY, THAT KID
LOOKS FAMILIAR.

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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
HE'S DONE TONS
OF COMMERCIALS.

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I'VE SEEN HIM IN, LIKE,
SUGAR SMACKS, PLAYSTATION

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AND THAT ONE FOR
THE PHONE COMPANY.

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IN FACT, HE WAS
SO GOOD IN THAT ONE

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HE ACTUALLY CONVINCED ME
TO SWITCH PHONE COMPANIES.

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CHANDLER WAS MAD…

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YEAH, WELL, HE'S NOT GOING
TO GET THIS ONE, ALL RIGHT?

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BEN IS WAY CUTER
THAN THAT KID.

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I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM…
LOOK AT YOU!

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THAT'S… GREAT.

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LISTEN, WOULDN'T IT
BE GREAT, THOUGH

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IF I GOT TO PLAY
BEN'S DAD?

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JOEY, YOU LOOK
NOTHING LIKE BEN.

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I LOOK MORE LIKE
HIM THAN YOU DO.

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YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T
KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH

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FOR YOU TO DO THAT.

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SO, IT'S DOWN
TO THESE TWO.

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NANCY, I KNOW
YOU LIKE THIS ONE,
AND I THINK I AGREE.

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RACHEL, WHAT DO
YOU THINK?

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WELL, UM, I MEAN,
THAT ONE IS PRETTY

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BUT, OH, I JUST…
I JUST LOVE THIS FABRIC.

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SORRY.

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OH, DON'T BE SORRY.

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IT'S PART OF YOUR JOB
TO GIVE YOUR OPINIONS

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AND THEN I TAKE CREDIT
FOR THEM. I'M KIDDING.

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SHE IS KIDDING…

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BUT DON'T EVER DISAGREE
WITH HER AGAIN.

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OKAY, NOW I'M KIDDING.

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OH, WHAT A FUN OFFICE.

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I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE,
BUT I DO KNOW I NEED A CIGARETTE

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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TAKE A BREAK, WE GO OUTSIDE

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AND WE'LL FIGURE THIS THING OUT
WHEN WE COME BACK?

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RACHEL?

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YEAH?

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YOU SMOKE?

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OH, NO. MY DAD'S A DOCTOR

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AND HE WOULD ALWAYS TELL ME
JUST HORROR STORIES…

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ABOUT, UH, GHOSTS
AND GOBLINS…

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WHO… TOTALLY SUPPORTED
THE PRINCESS'S RIGHT TO SMOKE.

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AND THEN THEY CAME BACK
FROM SMOKING

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AND THEY HAD MADE ALL
OF THE DECISIONS WITHOUT ME.

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THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.

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I KNOW.
IT'S LIKE I'M BEING PUNISHED

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FOR NOT HAVING THIS DISGUSTING,
POISONOUS HABIT.

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YEAH, IT IS THE BEST.

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I MEAN, WHAT IF THIS KEEPS
HAPPENING, YOU KNOW?

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THEY'LL-THEY'LL
BE OUTSIDE SMOKING

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MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS,
AND I'LL JUST BE UP IN MY OFFICE

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BREATHING IN
MY STUPID CLEAN AIR, YOU KNOW?

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AND THEN WHEN THE DAY COMES WHEN
KIM WANTS TO PROMOTE ONE OF US

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WHO DO YOU THINK
SHE'S GOING TO PICK…

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ME OR SMOKEY SMOKERSON?

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RACHEL, YOU CAN GO DOWN THERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE.

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JUST SAY YOU WANT TO
GET SOME… FRESH AIR.

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YEAH, I COULD DO THAT.

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YEAH, OR YOU COULD JUST DO
THE EASY THING AND SMOKE.

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HEY.

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RACH, DO YOU WANT
TO GO GET COFFEE?

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OH, I WOULD LOVE TO.

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OH, GOOD!

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I'LL GO TOO, BABE.

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OH, GOOD.

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YAY.
YAY.
YAH.

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OH, I CHANGED MY MIND.

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OKAY.

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OKAY, LET'S TALK
ABOUT THE PARTY.

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I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS.

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ME, TOO!

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OH!

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YEAH!
OH, LOOK AT THAT.

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ALL RIGHT.

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HERE'S A LITTLE
SKETCH OF THE CAKE.

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UH-HUH.
SEE?

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UM, SOME SAMPLE MENUS, UM…

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YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
WE'D START OUT

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289
FINGER FOOD, OKAY?

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AND FOR MUSIC, HERE'S
AN ALPHABETIZED LIST
OF ALL OF MY CDs.

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I'VE HIGHLIGHTED THE ONES

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THAT'LL GO REALLY
GOOD WITH THE FOOD.

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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE INTIMATE DINNER PARTY?

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YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT
DOING THAT, OKAY?

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WOW. ALL RIGHT.

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LOOKS LIKE YOU TOOK CARE
OF EVERYTHING.

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THANKS A LOT,
CO-HOST.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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I DIDN'T TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.

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THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS
FOR YOU TO DO.

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UH-HUH. LIKE WHAT?

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CUPS!

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CUPS? YOU'RE
GIVING ME CUPS?

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AND ICE.

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CUPS AND ICE?

171
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OH, I GET TO BE IN
CHARGE OF CUPS AND ICE?

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ALL RIGHT, FINE.

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OKAY, I WILL BE IN
CHARGE OF CUPS AND ICE.

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WAIT A MINUTE,
I CAN GET ICE
AT THE RESTAURANT.

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I GOT IT! MINE!

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HEY.
HI.

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HOW'D THE AUDITION GO?

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NOT SO GOOD.

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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

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ARE YOU DOING JOEY'S…

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"THE AUDITION DIDN'T
GO SO WELL…

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YEAH, IT DID!"

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YEAH, I AM!

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YEAH, BEN GOT
A SECOND AUDITION!

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GREAT!

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00:08:01,164 --> 00:08:03,334
YEAH, I HAD TO TEACH
ROSS MY BIT

187
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'CAUSE I ACTUALLY DIDN'T
GET A CALLBACK.

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YOU GOT A CALLBACK,
TOO, DIDN'T YOU?

189
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YEAH, I DID!

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HEY, RACHEL, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING OUT HERE?

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WELL, YOU KNOW, IT GOT
KIND OF LONELY UP THERE

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SO I JUST THOUGHT
I WOULD COME OUT HERE AND…

193
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GET SOME FRESH AIR.

194
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NANCY AND I WERE
TALKING ABOUT THE
FALL COLLECTION.

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OH, GREAT.

196
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SO, ANYWAY…

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HONEY, I'M SORRY.
WE'RE SMOKING
ALL OVER YOU.

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OH, THAT'S OKAY.

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00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:37,868
WE'LL MOVE. YOU
STAY RIGHT HERE.

200
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SO I WAS
THINKING…

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THANKS.

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OH, THAT'S
GREAT.

203
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YOU ARE THE BEST.

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EXCUSE ME, CAN I
BUM ONE OF THOSE?

205
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY…

206
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OKAY, OKAY, WHAT'S
SO FUNNY OVER HERE?

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I THOUGHT YOU
DIDN'T SMOKE.

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OH, YOU KNOW, I-I THOUGHT

209
00:08:58,763 --> 00:09:03,185
YOU GUYS MEANT
MARIJUANA CIGARETTES, YOU KNOW?

210
00:09:03,268 --> 00:09:05,061
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LIKE, DOOBIES?

211
00:09:07,022 --> 00:09:09,567
ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
"WOW, THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY!"

212
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,527
BUT, NO, ACTUALLY,
I SMOKE THE REGULAR ONES

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ALL… ALL THE TIME.

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00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,071
WE GET HIGH.

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00:09:17,907 --> 00:09:19,535
ME, TOO.

216
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,538
I'M KIDDING.
OH!

217
00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:24,206
ME, TOO.

218
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,253
OH, GOD, THIS IS
SO NERVE-RACKING.

219
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HOW-HOW DO YOU DO THIS?

220
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WELL, FORTUNATELY, I DON'T
GET MANY CALLBACKS, SO…

221
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IS IT A GOOD SIGN
THAT THEY ASKED US

222
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TO HANG AROUND
AFTER THE AUDITION?

223
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WHO KNOWS?

224
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OKAY, UH, WE HAVE NARROWED IT
DOWN TO RAYMOND, BEN

225
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KYLE AND JOEY.

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THE REST OF YOU,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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YES! I KNEW IT!

228
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BYE-BYE…

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SO LONG…

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LATER.

231
00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,620
ROSS, THIS IS GREAT.

232
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,912
I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET
TO PLAY BEN'S DAD.

233
00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:04,997
YEAH!

234
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,415
ACTUALLY, THAT
CAN'T HAPPEN.

235
00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:08,334
BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE
SUCH DIFFERENT LOOKS

236
00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:09,876
WE'RE PUTTING YOU
WITH RAYMOND

237
00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:11,795
AND KYLE WITH BEN.

238
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:16,008
SO IT'LL EITHER BE
YOU TWO OR YOU TWO.

239
00:10:16,091 --> 00:10:18,427
OH, MAN…

240
00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:20,304
THIS IS GOING TO BE
KIND OF WEIRD.

241
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,597
YEAH, IT IS..

242
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,266
YEAH. IT'S GOING
TO BE WEIRD.

243
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,061
NO, WE'RE-WE'RE,
LIKE, BEST FRIENDS.

244
00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:30,105
THAT'S-THAT'S
WHY IT'S WEIRD.

245
00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:31,440
OH, OH.

246
00:10:31,523 --> 00:10:34,984
I-I THOUGHT WE WERE
JUST… TALKING.

247
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,284
HEY.

248
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,370
IS IT OKAY IF I LEAVE
THIS STUFF HERE

249
00:10:44,453 --> 00:10:46,079
TILL RACHEL'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY?

250
00:10:46,162 --> 00:10:47,373
SURE. WHAT'S
IN THEM?

251
00:10:47,456 --> 00:10:49,416
UM, CUPS.

252
00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:52,753
OH, GOOD, BECAUSE WE GOT RACHEL
800 GALLONS OF WATER.

253
00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,048
SERIOUSLY, THAT'S
A LOT OF CUPS.

254
00:10:56,131 --> 00:10:58,509
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE
I'M IN CHARGE OF CUPS AND ICE

255
00:10:58,592 --> 00:11:00,093
AND MONICA IS GOING
TO RUE THE DAY

256
00:11:00,176 --> 00:11:02,095
THAT SHE PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF CUPS AND ICE.

257
00:11:04,139 --> 00:11:05,891
YOU KNOW, I RUED THE DAY ONCE.

258
00:11:05,974 --> 00:11:07,392
DIDN'T GET
A WHOLE LOT ELSE DONE.

259
00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:11,521
OKAY, TIME TO BRING UP
THE REST OF THE CUPS.

260
00:11:13,690 --> 00:11:14,608
OH, HEY, JOEY.

261
00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:15,609
HEY, PHEEBS.

262
00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:17,152
HEY.

263
00:11:17,235 --> 00:11:19,905
ROSS, GOOD.
I'M, UH, GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

264
00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:21,615
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.

265
00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:23,534
OH? WHAT'S UP?

266
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:26,412
WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
THIS WHOLE COMMERCIAL THING.

267
00:11:26,495 --> 00:11:28,288
YOU KNOW,
ME GOING UP AGAINST BEN

268
00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:30,290
THE TWO OF US COMPETING, AND…

269
00:11:30,373 --> 00:11:32,376
WELL, THAT CAN'T LEAD
TO ANYTHING GOOD

270
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,753
SO… I THINK
I'M JUST GOING TO STEP ASIDE.

271
00:11:35,836 --> 00:11:39,007
I'M GOING TO TELL THEM
THAT I WON'T AUDITION.

272
00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:42,052
WOW, UH…
JOEY, THAT'S… THAT'S GREAT.

273
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,595
THANKS, MAN.

274
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,143
THAT'S IT?

275
00:11:51,894 --> 00:11:53,230
YOU-YOU'RE GOING
TO LET ME DO THIS?

276
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,107
THIS IS MY CAREER
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

277
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:56,609
BUT… BUT YOU JUST…

278
00:11:56,692 --> 00:12:00,153
I JUST SAID THAT SO YOU WOULDN'T
LET BEN DO IT.

279
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:02,906
LOOK, ROSS, IF ANYONE SHOULD
STEP ASIDE, IT SHOULD BE BEN.

280
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:05,325
WHAT?
CHANDLER, TELL HIM.

281
00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:10,288
WELL, LET ME… LET
ME GET THE DOOR FIRST.

282
00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,625
OH, HI, NO ONE.

283
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,964
WHY SHOULD BEN
STEP ASIDE?

284
00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:21,300
IT WAS HIS AUDITION
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

285
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:22,760
YOU JUST TAGGED ALONG.

286
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,387
YOU'RE LIKE THE…
THE TAG-ALONG DAD.

287
00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,264
AT LEAST I CARE
ABOUT HIS FEELINGS.

288
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,806
WH-WH-WHAT?

289
00:12:28,889 --> 00:12:30,517
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD
THIS WILL BE ON HIM

290
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,851
WHEN HE DOESN'T GET IT?

291
00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:34,229
AND WHY WOULDN'T HE GET IT?

292
00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:36,565
OH, COME ON.

293
00:12:36,648 --> 00:12:37,733
HAVE YOU SEEN
WHAT MY KID CAN DO?

294
00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:40,026
HUH?

295
00:12:40,109 --> 00:12:41,654
I MEAN, HE DIALS PHONES

296
00:12:41,737 --> 00:12:43,614
HE-HE EATS TORTILLA CHIPS.

297
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:46,533
HE-HE PLAYS SOCCER WITH
THE CARTOON TIGER.

298
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:50,370
ARE YOU SAYING YOUR KID
EATS SOUP BETTER THAN MY KID?

299
00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:53,332
YOU JUST GIVE HIM
A SPOON, BABY.

300
00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:54,374
OH, YEAH? I GUESS WE'LL SEE.

301
00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:56,001
YEAH

302
00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:58,044
BECAUSE THIS COMMERCIAL
BELONGS TO ME AND MITCH.

303
00:12:58,127 --> 00:12:59,713
YOUR KID'S NAME IS RAYMOND.

304
00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:00,921
YEAH, SO'S YOURS!

305
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,389
HOW DID WORK GO?
OH, IT WAS GREAT.

306
00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:12,434
I WENT DOWN THERE JUST
LIKE YOU SAID, YOU KNOW,
AND WE TALKED BUSINESS

307
00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:14,186
AND KIM TOTALLY TOOK
MY OPINIONS.

308
00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:15,978
YOU STINK.

309
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,482
THANKS.

310
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,233
NO, I'M-I'M SERIOUS.

311
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,819
WELL, THAT-THAT'S JUST
'CAUSE I WENT DOWN THERE

312
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,195
AND THEY WERE ALL SMOKING.

313
00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:25,989
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE
SMELL OF SUCCESS.

314
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,408
OKAY, BUT THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFERENT, THOUGH.

315
00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:30,410
OH, MY GOD. YOU SMOKED.

316
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,788
I DID NOT.

317
00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:36,291
YES, YOU DID. YOU LOOK HAPPY
AND SICK… YOU SMOKED!

318
00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:38,418
ALL RIGHT, FINE, BUT I HAD TO.

319
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:40,546
I HAD TO DO IT FOR MY CAREER.

320
00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:44,550
I WISH I HAD TO SMOKE
FOR MY CAREER.

321
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,468
BUT IT'S SO GROSS.

322
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:48,886
DON'T… NO, WELL, NO,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, YOU KNOW.

323
00:13:48,969 --> 00:13:51,390
IT'S… I MEAN, YEAH,
MY TONGUE FEELS A LITTLE FUZZY

324
00:13:51,473 --> 00:13:53,392
AND MY FINGERS SORT OF SMELL.

325
00:13:53,475 --> 00:13:56,936
I ACTUALLY FEEL
LIKE I COULD THROW UP.

326
00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:59,022
OKAY, BUT YOU GOT
TO PUSH PAST THIS, OKAY?

327
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:02,067
BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT
TO GET SO GOOD.

328
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,192
CHANDLER.

329
00:14:04,653 --> 00:14:06,572
OH, I GOT TO TELL YOU,
YOU SMELL SO SMOKY

330
00:14:06,655 --> 00:14:07,781
I GOT… I-I GOT TO GET UP.

331
00:14:07,864 --> 00:14:09,783
WHAT?
I'M NOT KIDDING.

332
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:12,160
I THINK YOU SMELL GREAT.

333
00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:20,586
SO, WE'RE DECIDED…
NO ON PLAID, YES ON PINK.

334
00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:22,003
ABSOLUTELY.

335
00:14:22,086 --> 00:14:24,256
I'M SO ON-BOARD.

336
00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,966
MM-HMM.

337
00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:29,219
RACHEL, DIDN'T YOU
JUST LIGHT THAT?

338
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,970
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

339
00:14:31,053 --> 00:14:34,057
I'M JUST REALLY, REALLY
TRYING TO CUT BACK, YOU KNOW.

340
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,767
GOOD LUCK, RACH.

341
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,230
I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN
THINKING ABOUT
QUITTING LATELY.

342
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,690
OH, WELL, SURE…
EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT

343
00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:43,024
I TELL MYSELF I'M QUITTING.

344
00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:45,110
EVERY MONDAY MORNING,
IT'S LIKE…

345
00:14:45,193 --> 00:14:46,152
TELL ME ABOUT IT.

346
00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:47,487
WELL, LET'S JUST QUIT.

347
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:49,448
WE'LL JUST QUIT.
LET'S ALL QUIT.

348
00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:50,990
IT DOES SOUND APPEALING.

349
00:14:51,073 --> 00:14:52,200
I NEVER COULD DO IT.

350
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,911
OH, BUT YOU COULD.
YOU CAN. ABSOLUTELY.

351
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,579
WE CAN HELP
EACH OTHER OUT.

352
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,038
YOU KNOW, WE COULD GET…
WHAT? WHAT?… THOSE PATCHES.

353
00:14:57,121 --> 00:14:59,750
WE COULD BE LIKE
THE PATCH SISTERS.

354
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,543
WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY SHOULD QUIT.

355
00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:02,878
OKAY, LET'S QUIT.

356
00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:05,171
YES. GREAT.
GIVE ME THOSE CIGS.

357
00:15:05,254 --> 00:15:06,715
COME ON, GIVE IT. GIVE IT.

358
00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,049
OUT, DONE. QUIT. WHOO!

359
00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:12,178
MY LATE HUSBAND
GAVE ME THAT LIGHTER.

360
00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:14,222
SHE'S FUNNY.

361
00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:16,391
I'M NOT KIDDING.

362
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:18,685
OKAY, THEN. OKAY.

363
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,941
MMM… SOUP.

364
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,526
MMM, SOUP.

365
00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:30,322
MMM… SOUP.

366
00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:32,407
JOEY, ROSS IS GOING
TO BE HERE ANY SECOND.

367
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:35,201
WOULD YOU MIND WATCHING
BEN FOR ME WHILE I USE
THE LADIES ROOM?

368
00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:36,578
OH, YEAH. NO PROBLEM.

369
00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:39,915
MMM, SOUP.

370
00:15:47,296 --> 00:15:49,424
HI, BEN.

371
00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:51,009
SO YOU WANT TO BE
AN ACTOR, HUH?

372
00:15:51,092 --> 00:15:53,804
WELL, I GOT TO TELL
YOU, IT'S NO PICNIC.

373
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,013
THERE'S TONS OF REJECTION.

374
00:15:55,096 --> 00:15:57,349
NO STABILITY.

375
00:15:57,432 --> 00:16:01,394
I MEAN, ONE DAY YOU'RE
DR. DRAKE RAMORAY.

376
00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:02,771
THE NEXT DAY,
YOU'RE EATING KETCHUP

377
00:16:02,854 --> 00:16:04,898
RIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE.

378
00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,611
JOEY.

379
00:16:09,694 --> 00:16:11,279
ROSS.

380
00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:14,950
BEN.

381
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,910
I MEAN, BEN, BEN.

382
00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:18,244
OKAY.

383
00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:19,955
RAYMOND, JOEY,
YOU'RE UP.

384
00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:24,501
HEY.

385
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,003
OKAY.

386
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,046
ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S…
LET'S TRY ONE.

387
00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:29,589
WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE READY.

388
00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:31,842
UH-OH.

389
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,092
IS THERE A PROBLEM?

390
00:16:33,175 --> 00:16:34,678
WELL, THIS IS NOODLE SOUP

391
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,805
AND I'VE BEEN
WORKING WITH TOMATO.

392
00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:38,264
SO… BUT THAT'S OKAY.

393
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:39,766
NO PROBLEM, NO PROBLEM.

394
00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:40,976
MMM, NOODLE SOUP.

395
00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:42,143
YEAH.

396
00:16:42,226 --> 00:16:43,228
YOU KNOW, THAT-THAT'S FINE

397
00:16:43,311 --> 00:16:45,647
BUT THE LINE IS, "MMM, SOUP."

398
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,065
OH. WHAT DID I SAY?

399
00:16:47,148 --> 00:16:48,817
"MMM, NOODLE SOUP."

400
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,194
HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT?

401
00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:58,535
OH! I SEE, YEAH.

402
00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,578
ALL RIGHT?

403
00:16:59,661 --> 00:17:01,203
LET'S TRY ONE.

404
00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:08,419
MMM, NOODLE SOUP.

405
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,924
OKAY.

406
00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:13,174
LET'S… TRY IT AGAIN.

407
00:17:13,257 --> 00:17:14,425
OKAY.

408
00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:19,598
MMM, SOUP.

409
00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:20,766
I MEAN NOODLE SOUP.

410
00:17:20,849 --> 00:17:21,767
I MEAN SOUP.

411
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:22,934
COME ON!

412
00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:27,940
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE NEED TO MOVE ON.

413
00:17:28,023 --> 00:17:30,316
NO, I COULD DO IT ONE MORE TIME.
SEE, LOOK.

414
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,904
MMM, NOODLE SOUP.

415
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:35,571
DAMN IT!

416
00:17:45,081 --> 00:17:47,000
HEY. HEY!

417
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,544
UH-OH. BUSTED.

418
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:51,004
WELL, COME ON, YOU GUYS.

419
00:17:51,087 --> 00:17:52,338
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

420
00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:54,382
I THOUGHT WE WERE
THE PATCH SISTERS.

421
00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:56,176
YEAH. THAT
DIDN'T WORK OUT.

422
00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,597
RACHEL, WE TRIED TO QUIT,
BUT IT WAS TOO HARD.

423
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,557
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU STARTED SMOKING AGAIN

424
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,142
YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TOLD ME.

425
00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:06,895
COME ON. GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE.
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

426
00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:08,271
NO, NO. YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
DON'T YOU GIVE UP.

427
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:09,982
THAT'S WHY WE
DIDN'T TELL YOU

428
00:18:10,065 --> 00:18:11,733
AND WE ARE NOT
GOING TO DRAG
YOU DOWN WITH US.

429
00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,777
WAIT. NO, NO,
NO. DRAG ME DOWN.
DRAG-DRAG ME DOWN.

430
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,487
FORGET IT, RACHEL.

431
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:16,780
WE'RE BOTH SO PROUD
OF HOW WELL YOU'RE DOING.

432
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,573
I'M NOT GOING
TO LET YOU BLOW IT.

433
00:18:18,656 --> 00:18:20,700
IN FACT, IF I CATCH YOU
WITH A CIGARETTE, YOU'RE FIRED.

434
00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:23,161
GO ON. I DON'T WANT YOU
BREATHING THIS STUFF. GO ON.

435
00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:25,246
ALL RIGHT.

436
00:18:25,329 --> 00:18:27,791
SO YOU'LL COME WITH ME
ON THE PARIS TRIP?

437
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,458
OH, MAN!

438
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:34,547
HEY.

439
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,049
HEY, CHECK IT OUT.

440
00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:38,760
UM, CUP HAT, CUP BANNER,
CUP CHANDELIER

441
00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:40,095
AND THE THING THAT
STARTED IT ALL…

442
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:42,848
THE CUP.

443
00:18:42,931 --> 00:18:44,390
GREAT JOB
WITH THE CUPS, PHEEBS.

444
00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:50,355
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO OUT WITH HER?

445
00:18:50,438 --> 00:18:51,690
AND DID YOU
NOTICE THE ICE?

446
00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:53,025
LOOK, WE HAVE IT ALL…

447
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:55,944
WE HAVE CRUSHED,
CUBED AND DRY.

448
00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:56,945
WATCH.

449
00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:59,948
AHH… MYSTICAL.

450
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:01,616
OH, YES.

451
00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:04,703
CHANDLER…

452
00:19:04,786 --> 00:19:05,996
IF IT WEREN'T…

453
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,706
NO ONE'S EATING
MY TUSCAN FINGER FOOD

454
00:19:07,789 --> 00:19:09,290
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FILLING UP
ON PHOEBE'S SNO-CONES.

455
00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:10,499
THERE ARE SNO-CONES?

456
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,544
SNO-CONES? YECH!

457
00:19:14,963 --> 00:19:16,089
YOU KNOW, GO, GO.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

458
00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:19,801
OH, LOOK, LOOK!

459
00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:22,387
SURPRISE!

460
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,972
WHAT?

461
00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:26,265
MY BIRTHDAY
IS NOT FOR ANOTHER MONTH.

462
00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:28,768
THAT'S THE SURPRISE.

463
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,269
OH, MY GOD.

464
00:19:30,352 --> 00:19:32,438
YOU GUYS,
THIS IS SO GREAT.

465
00:19:32,521 --> 00:19:34,440
IT'S SO UNEXPECTED.

466
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:38,069
I MEAN, CHANDLER'S BIRTHDAY'S
EVEN BEFORE MINE.

467
00:19:40,571 --> 00:19:42,657
SURPRISE.

468
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,662
WOW! THIS IS SO GREAT.

469
00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:50,623
LOOK AT ALL THESE… CUPS.

470
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,792
THIS IS SO WEIRD.

471
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:55,170
I WAS IN CHARGE OF CUPS.

472
00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:57,922
OH, OKAY. NOT SO WEIRD.

473
00:20:00,382 --> 00:20:03,636
HEY.

474
00:20:03,719 --> 00:20:06,431
LISTEN, MAN, UH… I'M SORRY
THE AUDITION DIDN'T GO WELL.

475
00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:08,016
YEAH, RIGHT.

476
00:20:08,099 --> 00:20:10,143
NO, REALLY, I AM, JOEY.

477
00:20:10,226 --> 00:20:11,477
I FEEL BAD.

478
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,354
YEAH, WELL,
LOOK, ROSS…

479
00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:15,148
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO, OKAY?

480
00:20:15,231 --> 00:20:17,192
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT I SUCK.

481
00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:18,818
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF ACTOR
CAN'T EVEN SAY,

482
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,736
"MMM! NOODLE SOUP"?

483
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:27,744
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE…
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T MESS UP

484
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,872
YOUR AUDITION
BECAUSE YOU SUCK.

485
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:35,835
MAYBE YOU MESSED UP
BECAUSE YOU CARE MORE
ABOUT YOUR GODSON.

486
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:37,129
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

487
00:20:37,212 --> 00:20:39,631
I THINK
SUBCONSCIOUSLY…

488
00:20:39,714 --> 00:20:42,258
WHOA-WHOA. YOU LOST ME.

489
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,722
I THINK ON SOME LEVEL

490
00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:51,101
YOU-YOU SABOTAGED
YOUR OWN AUDITION

491
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,936
SO BEN WOULD GET THE PART.

492
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:59,943
WELL, YOUR WAY SOUNDS
A LOT BETTER THAN MINE.

493
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:03,738
YEAH. YEAH. IT'S NOT THAT
I'M A BAD ACTOR…

494
00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:06,074
NO.

495
00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:09,161
NO, IT'S JUST THAT, UH,
I CARE SO DAMN MUCH
ABOUT LITTLE BEN

496
00:21:09,244 --> 00:21:12,247
THAT, UH, IT WAS MORE
IMPORTANT FOR ME TO
SEE HIM SUCCEED.

497
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:13,498
THERE YOU GO.
YEAH.

498
00:21:13,581 --> 00:21:14,958
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

499
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,043
SO, DID HE GET IT?
NO.

500
00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:18,586
AH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

501
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,012
IS RACHEL HERE?

502
00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,387
I'M MEETING HER
FOR LUNCH.

503
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:29,848
SHE DOESN'T COME DOWN HERE
ANYMORE.

504
00:21:29,931 --> 00:21:31,516
YOU CAN FIND HER UP ON TEN.

505
00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:33,517
OKAY, GREAT.

506
00:21:46,322 --> 00:21:48,449
I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS LATER.

