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Hey.
Hey.

2
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Wow!

3
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You look nice.
What's the occasion?

4
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Monica and I are celebrating
our ten month anniversary.

5
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Got reservations
at Jean-Georges.

6
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Wow! How'd you get in there?

7
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Oh, made a few calls,
pulled some strings

8
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and they agreed
to seat us at 11:30

9
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if we both have a chicken
and didn't get dessert.

10
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Alright.

11
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Hi, Chandler.
Hey, Caitlin.

12
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Somebody got a haircut.
Ugh! I hate it!

13
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I look like
an eight-year-old boy.

14
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Yeah, well, if that was true,
gym class

15
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would've been
a lot more interesting.

16
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It's, uh…$27 even.

17
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Oh, okay. Here you go.

18
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Hey, where's the chicken?
Oh, it's in the back.

19
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The duck pissed him off.

20
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He said that eggs came first.

21
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Thanks. I'll see you later.
Okay, bye.

22
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What the hell was that?

23
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What?
The flirting!

24
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Aren't you supposed
to be going out with, boy,

25
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I don't know, hm,
let's see, my sister?

26
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I was not flirting.
Well, it was totally flirting!

27
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"Somebody got a haircut.."

28
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Okay, first of all,
the impression, uncanny.

29
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And second, that was not
flirting, that was just

30
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casual conversation
between two people.

31
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That is all!
Yeah, right!

32
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You wanna see flirting?
I'll show you flirting.

33
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I'm good.

34
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I am so proud of Joey!

35
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I can't believe he's gonna be
on "Law and Order".

36
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I know, but don't you think

37
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that it should be called
"Order and Law?"

38
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Well, no, because first
they arrest the guy

39
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and then try him.

40
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Yeah, don't get me
started on that.

41
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I was not flirting.

42
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And on your anniversary!
For shame!

43
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'What's going on?'

44
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Chandler was hitting on

45
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the hot delivery girl.

46
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I was not.
And oh, God, shh!

47
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Well, I'm sorry,
but you were! Okay?

48
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And besides, if anyone
should be hitting on her

49
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it-it's the guy
who's single, okay?

50
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The guy who, who-who can do
something about it.

51
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Sounds like someone wants to be
Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.

52
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Well…
Is that what this is about?

53
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You like Caitlin?

54
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Ross, we broke up
two years ago.

55
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You've been married
since then.

56
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I think it's okay
that we see other people.

57
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Well, I-I was watching her

58
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the other day
at the pizza place

59
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and she was just so sexy
and funny

60
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and has the cutest little…

61
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Okay. You know what?
We don't need her measurements.

62
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Hey, pepperoni, pepperoni,
pepperoni.

63
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Ross, I know she's pretty
and you love her

64
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but is she stupid?

65
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She forgot my vegetarian!

66
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This is perfect!

67
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She'll have to come back here
with your pizza

68
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and when she does,
I will turn on the charm

69
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Oh, Ross.

70
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Oh, I am so glad
you don't eat meat.

71
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See? Vegetarianism benefits
everyone.

72
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Hey, everybody, look who's here!
You remember my grandmother.

73
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'Hi.'
Buona sera.

74
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Big night!
Yeah, it's so cool.

75
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So Joey on "Law and Order".
You must be very proud.

76
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Chandler, she doesn't understand
a word of English.

77
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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you
were Joey's other grandmother.

78
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I've done it again.

79
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Now, Nonnie…Nonnie's
my biggest fan!

80
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Yeah, she's the only one
in the family

81
00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:06,274
who's always believed in me.

82
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Si.
Big star!

83
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My big fat Joey star.

84
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'Yeah.'

85
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Yeah.

86
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I, uh, weighed, like,
27 pounds when I was born, so..

87
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Hey! Happy anniversary.

88
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Happy anniversary,
ten months.

89
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Oh..

90
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So, um, when I was in the shower

91
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I was thinking about
our first night in London.

92
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Oh, uh, Joey's grandmother's
right there.

93
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Is that the one who speaks
English or the one who doesn't?

94
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The one who doesn't.

95
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That was some hot love
you gave me.

96
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Okay, I'm gonna go get ready.
Hey, hey.

97
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Why don't you wear those
earrings I got you tonight?

98
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Oh, that's a great idea,
I was saving them

99
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for something special.

100
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Okay.

101
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You've got to go home.
But I like it here.

102
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You gotta go home
and get the earrings

103
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you borrowed
from me, okay?

104
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Chandler wants me
to wear them tonight.

105
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Well, I think
they're in my purse.

106
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Why don't you go get dressed
and I'll look for 'em.

107
00:05:01,745 --> 00:05:03,122
Okay.

108
00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:07,918
Rach, hi. I need those
earrings you borrowed.

109
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Oh. Um…okay.

110
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Yeah, I'll-I'll be right back.
Okay.

111
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Wow, Pheebs,
you speak Italian?

112
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I guess so.

113
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Here you go.
Thank you.

114
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Wait, Rach.
Where's the other one?

115
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Oh, what,
you-you want both of them?

116
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Rachel Karen Green,
where's the other earring?

117
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Okay, okay, okay.
Look, just don't freak out.

118
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But I kind of lost it.

119
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'Oh, I know
it's in the apartment'

120
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but I definitely lost it.

121
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What-what am I
gonna tell Monica?

122
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She wants to wear them tonight.

123
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I don't know. Tell her
to wear her own earrings!

124
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These are her earrings.

125
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No! No!

126
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You lent me Monica's earrings?

127
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I'm not allowed
to borrow her stuff!

128
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Why not?
Because I lose her stuff!

129
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Okay, now, you see
that blind guy right there?

130
00:06:14,318 --> 00:06:17,238
I'm gonna bash
his head in later.

131
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Oh, uh, my big scene's
coming up, uh..

132
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…the big scene coming up.

133
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If you said,
"Big lima bean bubbling up"

134
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would she understand
the difference?

135
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Rach, what are you doing?

136
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Oh, I-I just can't watch.
It's too scary.

137
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It's a diaper commercial.

138
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Oh, yeah, well, you know me.
Babies, responsibilities..

139
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Eaah!

140
00:06:44,348 --> 00:06:46,100
'Pizza delivery!'
I'll get it!

141
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I will get that!

142
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Hi!
Hi.

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One, uh, vegetarian pizza.
It's $12.50.

144
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Oh. Uh..

145
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By the way, if it makes
you feel any better, uh..

146
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…I happen to like
eight-year-old boys.

147
00:07:06,412 --> 00:07:07,955
You what?

148
00:07:10,165 --> 00:07:12,251
The, uh, your hair.
Before. Your hair.

149
00:07:12,334 --> 00:07:14,086
You said you thought
that your hair looked

150
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like an eight-year-old boy's

151
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and I'm-I'm just saying
I like it.

152
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The-the hair.

153
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Oh.
Thanks.

154
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You understand, I don't actually
like eight-year-old boys?

155
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You know, all I'm looking for
is the money.

156
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Here you go. Now, stop
bringing us pizzas, you.

157
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I'm gonna try.

158
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You're welcome.

159
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You couldn't let me have her,
could you?

160
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What?
This is a girl I really like.

161
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And you, you had
to swoop in there!

162
00:07:51,749 --> 00:07:52,750
What's going on?

163
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Chandler was totally flirting

164
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with the hot delivery girl!

165
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Thank you for that.

166
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I was not flirting.

167
00:08:02,217 --> 00:08:04,262
It's okay. I don't care.
It-it's fine.

168
00:08:04,345 --> 00:08:06,514
Really?
Really?

169
00:08:06,597 --> 00:08:09,016
It's no big deal!
I do it all the time.

170
00:08:11,602 --> 00:08:12,895
So, uh..

171
00:08:12,978 --> 00:08:15,773
…you-you-you flirt with guys
all the time?

172
00:08:15,856 --> 00:08:17,942
Sure. It doesn't mean anything.

173
00:08:18,025 --> 00:08:19,652
Just like I know it doesn't
mean anything with you.

174
00:08:19,735 --> 00:08:21,112
Okay, but there's
a big difference, alright?

175
00:08:21,195 --> 00:08:23,864
You're a lot hotter than I am.
True story.

176
00:08:25,366 --> 00:08:27,243
Gee, like,
this actually bothers you?

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00:08:27,326 --> 00:08:30,121
Yes, it does bother me, I think
it'd bother a lot of people.

178
00:08:30,204 --> 00:08:31,997
Rachel, when, uh, when
you were going out with Ross

179
00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,832
did it bother you when
he flirted with other women?

180
00:08:33,915 --> 00:08:35,334
Uh…no, no.

181
00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:38,253
It bothered me when
he slept with other women.

182
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And thank you for that.

183
00:08:45,344 --> 00:08:47,305
But, you know, I never really
had anything to worry about.

184
00:08:47,388 --> 00:08:49,849
Ross was never really good
at the flirting thing.

185
00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:55,354
What are you talking about?
It-it worked with you.

186
00:08:55,437 --> 00:08:57,231
Oh! You know what?
No, you're right!

187
00:08:57,314 --> 00:08:59,275
We met, you flirted
and then, bam!

188
00:08:59,358 --> 00:09:01,610
Nine years later,
you had me!

189
00:09:03,278 --> 00:09:04,405
Alright. Alright.

190
00:09:04,488 --> 00:09:05,615
You-you know what I'm gonna do?

191
00:09:05,698 --> 00:09:07,784
I am gonna order another pizza.

192
00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:09,619
And when Caitlin gets here

193
00:09:09,702 --> 00:09:11,954
you-you, I will show you
how well I flirt.

194
00:09:12,037 --> 00:09:13,164
In fact, I will-I will..

195
00:09:13,247 --> 00:09:15,124
…I will get her phone number.

196
00:09:15,207 --> 00:09:17,543
And not the one on the menu.

197
00:09:20,962 --> 00:09:22,840
I found it.
Oh! Oh, thank God!

198
00:09:22,923 --> 00:09:24,801
Where was it?
On your dresser.

199
00:09:24,884 --> 00:09:26,927
Okay, that is the one
we already have!

200
00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:31,432
Okay, here's my big scene!
My big scene's here.

201
00:09:31,515 --> 00:09:33,017
What do you bet?
Nobody heard anything?

202
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,810
No bet.

203
00:09:35,936 --> 00:09:37,313
Anybody home?

204
00:09:37,396 --> 00:09:38,939
Oh, my God!
What?

205
00:09:39,022 --> 00:09:41,693
O-okay. Everybody
just keep smiling.

206
00:09:41,776 --> 00:09:44,028
It'll kill my grandmother
if she finds out.

207
00:09:44,111 --> 00:09:45,154
Well, what is it?

208
00:09:45,237 --> 00:09:48,115
Ah, they cut me
out of the show.

209
00:09:48,198 --> 00:09:49,701
What?

210
00:09:49,784 --> 00:09:52,077
Are-are you sure?
Maybe your scene's coming up.

211
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:55,456
'Not likely. 'Cause you see
that body bag right there?'

212
00:09:55,539 --> 00:09:57,082
'Yeah.'
I'm in it.

213
00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:07,802
I don't know, but this little
old lady lives for my career.

214
00:10:07,885 --> 00:10:09,387
When they dumped me off
"Days of Our Lives"

215
00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:11,347
she almost died!

216
00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:12,765
That's not good.
You're not smiling.

217
00:10:12,848 --> 00:10:15,183
Not that face!
Smile, everybody smile.

218
00:10:16,769 --> 00:10:18,437
Joey, why don't you
just tell her what happened?

219
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,105
I mean, it's not your fault!

220
00:10:20,188 --> 00:10:21,566
If we keep talking this way,
aren't we gonna

221
00:10:21,649 --> 00:10:23,400
freak her out soon?

222
00:10:26,403 --> 00:10:28,072
Oh, uh-uh, soon. Soon.

223
00:10:28,155 --> 00:10:30,783
I'm gonna be on soon. I..
There I am!

224
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,663
Don't you know?
Sam Waterston.

225
00:10:35,746 --> 00:10:38,207
Oh, no, no. That's-that's me!
That's me.

226
00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:40,459
No! Sam Waterston.

227
00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:43,295
"Crimes And Misdemeanors,"
"Capricorn One."

228
00:10:43,378 --> 00:10:46,047
She doesn't know "hello",
but she knows "Capricorn One".

229
00:10:47,883 --> 00:10:49,968
Phoebe, I have to have
those earrings.

230
00:10:50,051 --> 00:10:52,346
We're gonna leave
as soon as the show's over.

231
00:10:52,429 --> 00:10:54,556
But I already gave them
back to you.

232
00:10:57,017 --> 00:10:58,352
No, you didn't.
Alright.

233
00:10:58,435 --> 00:10:59,812
I already didn't gave them
back to you.

234
00:10:59,895 --> 00:11:01,605
That's what I said.

235
00:11:03,023 --> 00:11:04,983
Rachel…where's
that other earring?

236
00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:07,570
It's not here, Phoebs.
It's not here.

237
00:11:07,653 --> 00:11:09,154
Oh! I went to Joey
and Chandler's last night.

238
00:11:09,237 --> 00:11:12,282
Okay, make sure you check
Chandler's jewelry box.

239
00:11:14,409 --> 00:11:16,871
Wait a minute. What, Chandler
has a jewelry box?

240
00:11:16,954 --> 00:11:18,539
Okay, we have, like,
ten minutes.

241
00:11:18,622 --> 00:11:20,791
Do you want me
to get into that now?

242
00:11:25,044 --> 00:11:27,005
Hey, Phoebs.
Hey.

243
00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:28,758
How's that, uh..

244
00:11:28,841 --> 00:11:31,385
…vegetarian pizza
working out for you?

245
00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:36,891
You and those, the vegetables
have a real, uh..

246
00:11:36,974 --> 00:11:39,267
…thing going on, huh?

247
00:11:41,812 --> 00:11:43,856
Why are you being weird?

248
00:11:44,982 --> 00:11:46,692
Do you like it?

249
00:11:48,652 --> 00:11:51,279
No. That would be,
"Why are you being cute?"

250
00:11:51,947 --> 00:11:54,659
Okay. I'm working
on my flirting.

251
00:11:54,742 --> 00:11:57,160
Oh! I did not get that.

252
00:11:58,537 --> 00:12:00,957
So, uh, Monica, do you-do you
like the "Law and Order"?

253
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,458
Yeah, it's good.

254
00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:03,835
See, I'm finding out
all this stuff about you today

255
00:12:03,918 --> 00:12:05,294
like, you-you like
the "Law and Order"

256
00:12:05,377 --> 00:12:07,087
and-and you've flirted
with every guy

257
00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:09,214
in the tri-state area.

258
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,678
Oh, okay, let me
get this straight.

259
00:12:13,761 --> 00:12:16,722
It's okay for you to flirt,
but not for me?

260
00:12:16,805 --> 00:12:19,308
I'm so glad
we cleared that up.

261
00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:21,352
Look, I'm sorry,
but some things are different

262
00:12:21,435 --> 00:12:23,145
for men and for women.

263
00:12:23,228 --> 00:12:25,147
Alright, go-go on. Teach me
something about men and women.

264
00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:29,318
Okay, I've already taught you
so much already, but whatever.

265
00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:31,027
See, when you flirt
with a guy, you think

266
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,446
"I'm just flirting.
No big deal."

267
00:12:32,529 --> 00:12:33,781
But the guy is thinking,
"Finally!

268
00:12:33,864 --> 00:12:36,534
Somebody who wants
to sleep with me."

269
00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:38,828
No way!
It's true.

270
00:12:38,911 --> 00:12:42,331
Well, that's pathetic.
Again, true.

271
00:12:42,414 --> 00:12:45,084
And this goes for all guys?
All guys that are awake.

272
00:12:46,585 --> 00:12:48,128
Then we go to sleep,
and all the guys

273
00:12:48,211 --> 00:12:49,380
from the other end
of the world wake up

274
00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:53,133
and behave
the exact same way.

275
00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:55,803
Alright. It's another commercial
and I still haven't told her.

276
00:12:55,886 --> 00:12:58,305
Joey, this is like
the last commercial.

277
00:12:58,388 --> 00:13:00,265
look, you got, like,
ten minutes left.

278
00:13:00,348 --> 00:13:03,310
I know, I know!
What am I gonna do? Oh!

279
00:13:03,393 --> 00:13:06,438
No! You are not gonna run out
and leave her here.

280
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,484
Yeah, alright.

281
00:13:14,822 --> 00:13:16,657
Joey!
Uh..

282
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,409
Joey's gonna be
right back.

283
00:13:18,492 --> 00:13:20,201
Right back?

284
00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:23,998
Meanwhile, let's-let's,
let's talk about you.

285
00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:28,127
So…you're old and small.

286
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:37,511
Did you find it?
The earring? Mo.

287
00:13:37,594 --> 00:13:39,179
But look, I found my sunglasses
under the couch.

288
00:13:39,262 --> 00:13:41,306
I've been looking for these
since, like, last summer.

289
00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:43,726
Okay, those are my sunglasses.

290
00:13:43,809 --> 00:13:46,520
You borrowed them from me.

291
00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:48,772
Okay. Calm down.
Here they are.

292
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,232
Phoebe?

293
00:13:53,861 --> 00:13:56,739
What do we do?
I don't know. I don't know!

294
00:13:56,822 --> 00:13:58,407
Alright, well…we're just

295
00:13:58,490 --> 00:13:59,825
gonna have to tell Monica,
that's all.

296
00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:02,119
Oh, God!
She's gonna kill me!

297
00:14:03,662 --> 00:14:05,873
I suppose, I could tell her
it was just all my fault.

298
00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:08,000
Oh, that'd be great!

299
00:14:10,502 --> 00:14:12,088
Mon, could I talk to you
for a sec?

300
00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:13,464
Yeah. What is it?

301
00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:15,173
Um..

302
00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:17,259
I…lost one of your earrings.

303
00:14:17,342 --> 00:14:19,803
I'm sorry.
I am so, so sorry.

304
00:14:20,721 --> 00:14:22,014
Wow.

305
00:14:23,682 --> 00:14:26,143
Alright, well, I mean,
what can you do?

306
00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:27,436
If you've lost it,
you lost it.

307
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:29,021
I'll replace it.
I promise.

308
00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:30,648
I feel so terrible.
Alright, sweetie.

309
00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:32,316
That's fine.
You didn't do it on purpose.

310
00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:34,359
No.
Oh, look at you.

311
00:14:34,442 --> 00:14:35,861
Come here.

312
00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:41,033
Feel better?
Yeah! You're the best!

313
00:14:42,325 --> 00:14:43,994
Okay, wait a minute.

314
00:14:45,286 --> 00:14:47,081
Wait a minute.
I-I-I can't do this.

315
00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:49,959
Listen, honey, this is,
it's not Phoebe's fault.

316
00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:51,418
She lent me the earrings.

317
00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:53,712
I lost it.
I'm so sorry, honey.

318
00:14:53,795 --> 00:14:56,715
I feel terrible, too.

319
00:14:56,798 --> 00:14:59,843
That is exactly why
I do not lend you stuff!

320
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,681
I mean, first, it's my jewelry,
and if it's not my jewelry

321
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,766
it-it's my blue sweater,
and if it's not my blue sweater

322
00:15:05,849 --> 00:15:07,351
it's my sunglasses!

323
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:09,603
Your sunglasses?
Yes!

324
00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:12,356
Oh, right.

325
00:15:12,439 --> 00:15:14,775
'Pizza.'
I will, mine, mine, mine!

326
00:15:16,484 --> 00:15:17,945
Okay, here goes.

327
00:15:18,028 --> 00:15:21,490
Prepare yourselves
for some class-A flirting.

328
00:15:21,573 --> 00:15:22,866
Okay, hold on.

329
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,077
Okay.

330
00:15:26,536 --> 00:15:27,663
Hey, you have nothing to prove.

331
00:15:27,746 --> 00:15:29,373
And if you really like this girl

332
00:15:29,456 --> 00:15:30,791
I don't think flirting
is the right way…

333
00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:33,377
Uh-uh-uh.

334
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,212
You'll see. Okay.

335
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:39,884
Oh, what's-what's her name?

336
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,259
Caitlin.

337
00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:42,970
Caitlin!

338
00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:53,021
Hey, oh, we-we can't keep
eating like this.

339
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:58,777
It's, uh, $12.50.
Okay.

340
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,239
So..

341
00:16:03,949 --> 00:16:07,452
Do you make the pizzas
in one of those, uh

342
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:10,164
wood burning ovens?

343
00:16:10,247 --> 00:16:13,209
No, actually, um,
I think they're gas.

344
00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:14,960
Gas?
Wow!

345
00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:20,216
Intense.

346
00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:21,926
If this is the way
all the Gellers flirt

347
00:16:22,009 --> 00:16:24,011
we don't have a problem.

348
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,764
Hey, uh..

349
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:29,516
You know that smell
gas has?

350
00:16:34,395 --> 00:16:36,898
Yeah.
They put that in.

351
00:16:38,358 --> 00:16:41,570
What?
The gas is odorless.

352
00:16:41,653 --> 00:16:43,363
But they add the smell

353
00:16:43,446 --> 00:16:46,033
so you know
when there's a leak.

354
00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:49,828
Well, okay.

355
00:16:51,538 --> 00:16:54,499
A lot of other gas smells.

356
00:17:00,214 --> 00:17:02,132
Oh, the humanity!

357
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:07,262
Met-methane smells..

358
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:10,141
You know what?
Um, actually..

359
00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:12,392
I…I really,
I should go.

360
00:17:12,475 --> 00:17:13,978
Oh, but I-I-I haven't
paid you yet.

361
00:17:14,061 --> 00:17:15,271
You know what?
That's okay.

362
00:17:15,354 --> 00:17:16,521
You guys have ordered so many

363
00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:17,856
that this one's on me.

364
00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:19,233
It was..

365
00:17:26,114 --> 00:17:29,409
Was I talking to her
about gas?

366
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:33,914
More so than anything else.

367
00:17:35,749 --> 00:17:38,168
I-I-I found it interesting.

368
00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:43,132
I'm sorry.
Oh, hey, hey.

369
00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:44,549
Don't worry about it. Uh..

370
00:17:44,632 --> 00:17:47,802
In nine years, she and I
will be right there.

371
00:17:54,351 --> 00:17:56,020
Okay, well, I'm gonna..

372
00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:57,812
…clear out
some of these boxes.

373
00:18:04,444 --> 00:18:06,071
Ross?
Yeah?

374
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,698
What else do they add
smell to?

375
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,371
Caitlin! Caitlin!

376
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,373
Hi. Hi, hi, I'm Rachel.

377
00:18:16,456 --> 00:18:19,626
Oh, right. From upstairs?
People with all the pizza..

378
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:21,461
Oh, was there a problem?
No, no, no.

379
00:18:21,544 --> 00:18:23,547
Everything is, they're fine.
Great pizza.

380
00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:26,675
But, it's actually, uh,
my friend Ross..

381
00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:29,594
…he, uh, he just gets
really nervous

382
00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,138
when he's flirting.

383
00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:32,556
Oh, my God!

384
00:18:32,639 --> 00:18:33,932
That was flirting?

385
00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:36,434
Yeah. I know, I know.

386
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,103
But, uh, just…I'm telling you

387
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,480
once-once you
get past that part..

388
00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:43,275
…that where it-it just feels
like you wanna die..

389
00:18:43,358 --> 00:18:45,652
…uh, he's-he's
a really good person.

390
00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:48,572
The guy with the gas?
Yeah.

391
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:50,699
I-I'm-I'm telling you,
he's really sweet

392
00:18:50,782 --> 00:18:52,743
and he's really funny
and he's just

393
00:18:52,826 --> 00:18:54,370
oh, he's just got a good heart.

394
00:18:54,453 --> 00:18:55,579
And besides, I, you know

395
00:18:55,662 --> 00:18:57,581
I think he really likes you.

396
00:18:57,664 --> 00:18:58,916
Really?
Well, you know?

397
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:01,335
We have seven people
and, like, ten pizzas.

398
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:02,711
What do you think?

399
00:19:02,794 --> 00:19:05,713
I just, I thought
Joey was there.

400
00:19:09,676 --> 00:19:11,678
Then I move to dismiss.

401
00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:15,473
Hey, Ross?

402
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:17,935
Um, I just ran into Caitlin
in the hallway

403
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:20,062
and-and uh, you must be
getting better

404
00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:22,273
at this flirting stuff
than I thought.

405
00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:23,774
What do you mean?
Well, at least I don't get it.

406
00:19:23,857 --> 00:19:26,485
But she wanted me to give you
her phone number.

407
00:19:31,614 --> 00:19:34,534
And she just gave you this?
Yeah.

408
00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:40,165
Rach, thanks. But I don't need
you doing me any favors, okay?

409
00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:41,499
Uh, I-I didn't. I didn't.

410
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:44,420
She thought you were cute!

411
00:19:44,503 --> 00:19:46,671
Well, that I can believe.
Yeah!

412
00:19:48,631 --> 00:19:51,302
Hey…is the show still on?

413
00:19:51,385 --> 00:19:52,594
Almost over, man.

414
00:19:52,677 --> 00:19:53,887
'Hey, Nonnie.'

415
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,473
Oh, oh, is that the Pope?

416
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:01,353
Why am I looking?

417
00:20:01,436 --> 00:20:03,646
Oh, Nonnie, here I am.
Look, this is my big scene!

418
00:20:04,356 --> 00:20:06,149
Alright, back off.

419
00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:09,361
I got a gun!

420
00:20:10,529 --> 00:20:12,030
I'm not afraid
to use it!

421
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:14,908
Oh, Joey!
That's right, Nonnie.

422
00:20:14,991 --> 00:20:17,118
You couldn't have at least,
changed your shirt?

423
00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:21,915
Now, I want a suitcase
filled with $100,000..

424
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,669
Shoo, shoo, shoo.

425
00:20:25,752 --> 00:20:28,422
…filled with $100,000
in small bills.

426
00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:31,216
And if I don't get..
Shoo!

427
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,427
And if I don't get it..

428
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:36,888
…I'm gonna shoot this duck!

429
00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,432
Oh, no!

430
00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:41,518
I'm coming up!

431
00:20:49,484 --> 00:20:51,236
And she's supposed to buy this?

432
00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:54,281
Joey, bravo!
Bellissimo!

433
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,831
Commencing countdown.

434
00:21:02,914 --> 00:21:04,416
Engines..

435
00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:07,127
…on.

436
00:21:13,049 --> 00:21:14,926
That's, uh, scenes from
next week's show.

437
00:21:15,009 --> 00:21:16,303
Next week.

438
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,098
I am definitely
gonna watch that.

439
00:21:25,145 --> 00:21:27,647
What about these?
These look the same?

440
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:30,025
Definitely.
Not as each other.

441
00:21:30,108 --> 00:21:32,110
Oh, then, no.

442
00:21:34,613 --> 00:21:36,781
Hey, you ready?
Hi. Yeah.

443
00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:38,033
You look amazing.
Well..

444
00:21:38,116 --> 00:21:39,910
I'm the luckiest man
in the world!

445
00:21:39,993 --> 00:21:42,829
Oh, you're about to get
a little luckier.

446
00:21:42,912 --> 00:21:46,083
Where's the earrings?
Oh, right, the earrings.

447
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,751
They look great!

448
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,211
Does your boyfriend
have the best taste or what?

449
00:21:51,754 --> 00:21:54,799
My boyfriend really does
have great taste.

450
00:21:58,719 --> 00:21:59,846
Thanks for picking out
the earrings, man.

451
00:21:59,929 --> 00:22:01,222
Mm-hmm.