1 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:01,994 Oh, yeah, good idea. 2 00:00:02,077 --> 00:00:03,329 Hey, man, what's up? 3 00:00:03,412 --> 00:00:05,372 Oh, eh, just thinking 4 00:00:05,455 --> 00:00:07,750 about Emily getting married tomorrow. 5 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:12,087 Ooh, Ross, look. Look. 6 00:00:14,130 --> 00:00:15,549 What? Where? Right over there. 7 00:00:15,632 --> 00:00:17,217 Right there. Look-look-look. 8 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:20,304 What am I looking at? 9 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:21,555 Somebody help me out here. 10 00:00:23,306 --> 00:00:24,433 Hey. Hello. 11 00:00:24,516 --> 00:00:26,018 Hey. How are you? 12 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:27,645 Monica, sorry, I didn't come by last night. 13 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:28,979 I was out with Gary. 14 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,064 He let me ride around with him in his cop car. 15 00:00:31,147 --> 00:00:32,775 We saw and prevented crimes. 16 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:34,943 You got to go on a ride along? 17 00:00:35,026 --> 00:00:37,446 Ah-ha. I wanna go on a ride along. 18 00:00:37,529 --> 00:00:38,781 Me too. 19 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,491 Okay. Yeah, yeah, me too. 20 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,033 Really? You? 21 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:45,871 Yeah. 22 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,040 But it's kinda dangerous. 23 00:00:48,123 --> 00:00:49,708 Well, I like danger. 24 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:51,752 Okay, you guys free tonight? 25 00:00:51,835 --> 00:00:54,213 Yeah. Yeah. 26 00:00:54,296 --> 00:00:56,465 Tonight? You-you didn't say it was gonna be at night time. 27 00:01:51,353 --> 00:01:52,646 Hey. Hey. 28 00:01:52,729 --> 00:01:54,440 I thought tonight we could finally 29 00:01:54,523 --> 00:01:55,649 organize these photos. 30 00:01:55,732 --> 00:01:58,068 Oh, thank God. 31 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,153 Finally. 32 00:02:00,236 --> 00:02:02,406 Okay, I've broken them down into categories, okay. 33 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:05,951 We have, uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids. 34 00:02:06,034 --> 00:02:07,453 And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced 35 00:02:07,536 --> 00:02:09,037 them by subject, right? 36 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,330 So if you're, uh, looking up 37 00:02:10,413 --> 00:02:12,040 let's say, uh, um, birthdays and dogs 38 00:02:12,123 --> 00:02:14,877 you get Photo 152…see? 39 00:02:16,879 --> 00:02:19,506 Oh, it's me and La Poo. 40 00:02:19,589 --> 00:02:21,508 Wow. I miss that dog. 41 00:02:21,591 --> 00:02:24,302 But you can also find him under, umm, dog and dead. 42 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,515 Great. Thanks. Okay. 43 00:02:28,598 --> 00:02:29,892 Alright, hand me that other box of photos. 44 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,768 That's the very last one. Okay. 45 00:02:33,269 --> 00:02:34,396 Aah. 46 00:02:37,774 --> 00:02:39,693 Oops. 47 00:02:39,776 --> 00:02:42,987 Sorry. Well, good thing you numbered all of them, huh? 48 00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:46,700 I hadn't. Photo 152 was a prototype. 49 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:51,037 Oh, honey, honey, honey, it's okay, it's okay, honey. 50 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,372 How about I fix you a drink, huh? 51 00:02:52,455 --> 00:02:54,500 Maybe a margarita? 52 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:56,418 'Ross has the blender.' 53 00:02:56,501 --> 00:02:59,504 Ugh, everything's just falling apart. 54 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,424 No, honey, it's okay. 55 00:03:02,507 --> 00:03:03,801 I'll go to Ross's get the blender 56 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,636 you get all the margarita stuff ready. 57 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,596 Alright, his keys are in the drawer. 58 00:03:07,679 --> 00:03:09,389 You know what? Also I need some cash. 59 00:03:09,472 --> 00:03:11,057 Okay, you want me to stop at the ATM? 60 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:12,476 Nah, while you're at Ross's 61 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:13,936 if you see any lying around. 62 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:18,440 What? What? 63 00:03:18,523 --> 00:03:20,025 I-I-I don't, I don't do that. 64 00:03:30,326 --> 00:03:34,247 That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy. 65 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:37,543 It is starting to get dark out there. 66 00:03:37,626 --> 00:03:40,420 He told you everything. I mean, you totally cracked him. 67 00:03:40,503 --> 00:03:41,881 Yeah, well, being that he was the victim 68 00:03:41,964 --> 00:03:43,799 they're usually pretty talkative. 69 00:03:43,882 --> 00:03:46,760 Okay, but it is officially night time. 70 00:03:49,012 --> 00:03:51,181 Oh, hey, Gary, you want me to grab the berry for ya? 71 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,349 It's called the cherry. 72 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,309 It's called.. Chandler! 73 00:03:59,898 --> 00:04:01,650 Okay, I got it. 74 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:03,986 This place makes the best 75 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,487 sandwich in the world. 76 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:07,031 Hey, Joe, does it have meatballs on it? 77 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:08,615 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 78 00:04:08,698 --> 00:04:10,784 Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce? 79 00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:12,036 Yep. 'Yeah.' 80 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,453 You can't eat that in my car. 81 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:17,958 Yeah, okay. 82 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:20,669 Even though my tax dollars paid for this car. 83 00:04:22,337 --> 00:04:23,922 Your tax dollars? 84 00:04:26,549 --> 00:04:28,051 Yeah, okay. 85 00:04:35,017 --> 00:04:37,227 Wow, that sandwich really does smell good. 86 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,812 Did I say you could smell it? 87 00:04:40,229 --> 00:04:41,982 I can't smell your sandwich? 88 00:04:42,065 --> 00:04:43,734 Half the taste is in the smell. 89 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,028 You-you're sucking up all the taste units. 90 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,864 Okay, I'll give them back. 91 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,995 What.. What is so great about that sandwich? 92 00:04:55,078 --> 00:04:58,164 Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had. 93 00:04:58,247 --> 00:04:59,249 Okay. 94 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:00,375 Are you thinking about Monica? 95 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:01,919 Yeah. 96 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,252 Yeah, what's that like? 97 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,308 Ow. 98 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:18,060 Oh, no, please don't be from a real dinosaur. 99 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,686 Please. Please. 100 00:05:19,769 --> 00:05:23,440 Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. 101 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,400 "Made in Mexico." Yes. 102 00:05:26,818 --> 00:05:29,946 Ugh, who would buy this? 103 00:05:32,323 --> 00:05:33,449 Oh. 104 00:05:37,579 --> 00:05:40,623 'Rach, it's me. Pick up.' 105 00:05:41,457 --> 00:05:43,293 Hey. What's up? 106 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,169 'I need a few more things to make the margaritas.' 107 00:05:45,252 --> 00:05:47,547 Um, I need some, uh, some salt 108 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:50,050 some margarita mix, and tequila. 109 00:05:52,094 --> 00:05:53,595 So all we have is ice? 110 00:05:53,678 --> 00:05:55,304 See if he has ice. 111 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,349 Okay. 112 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:12,114 'Hello Ross? It's Emily here.' 113 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:14,324 'I know this is out of the blue but, uh' 114 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,409 'I'm getting married tomorrow.' 115 00:06:16,492 --> 00:06:18,704 'Well, maybe I am.' 116 00:06:18,787 --> 00:06:20,122 'I keep thinking about you' 117 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:23,667 'and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake' 118 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,251 'giving up so fast.' 119 00:06:25,334 --> 00:06:27,337 'Are you thinking about me?' 120 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,839 'No, of course, you're not.' 121 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:31,133 'But if you are, call me tonight.' 122 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,176 'Okay, bye.' 123 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,886 Oh. 124 00:06:33,969 --> 00:06:35,428 Oh. 125 00:06:41,726 --> 00:06:43,227 So where are we going next? 126 00:06:43,310 --> 00:06:45,147 This witness won't return my calls, so we're gonna see 127 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,606 if we could surprise him coming home. 128 00:06:46,689 --> 00:06:48,441 Sur-surprise him, we're not, we're not gonna 129 00:06:48,524 --> 00:06:49,985 make anybody mad, are we? 130 00:06:51,069 --> 00:06:52,654 Come on, man. 131 00:06:52,737 --> 00:06:54,322 Listen, so you gonna squeeze 132 00:06:54,405 --> 00:06:57,117 the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up? 133 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,953 It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that. 134 00:07:00,912 --> 00:07:02,956 Yeah, no one talks like that. 135 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,751 Oh, what? Like you're Mr. Cop. 136 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,961 Hey, I'm more cop than you two. 137 00:07:08,044 --> 00:07:09,213 How do you figure that? 138 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,589 Hello, I'm in the front seat, okay. 139 00:07:13,049 --> 00:07:15,301 I'm Gary's partner. 140 00:07:15,384 --> 00:07:17,763 You know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. 141 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:19,722 But…it sounds gay. 142 00:07:21,349 --> 00:07:23,268 Umm, jealous. 143 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,563 Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here. 144 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:27,856 Oh, yeah, no problem. 145 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,609 Ross. Sorry. Sorry. Oh. 146 00:07:36,781 --> 00:07:38,283 Hey, Gary, who am I? 147 00:07:38,908 --> 00:07:40,743 Phone home. 148 00:07:43,788 --> 00:07:47,042 Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors. 149 00:07:48,376 --> 00:07:50,628 Yeah, what's up with that Serpico? 150 00:07:54,132 --> 00:07:56,218 'Are you thinking about me?' 151 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,719 'No, of course, you're not.' 152 00:07:57,802 --> 00:07:59,930 'But if you are, call me tonight.' 153 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,389 'Okay, bye.' 154 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,809 No. 155 00:08:06,644 --> 00:08:07,770 I know. 156 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:10,565 Well, thank God you were here. 157 00:08:10,648 --> 00:08:12,734 I mean, we have to erase that. 158 00:08:12,817 --> 00:08:15,570 Wha-what? We can't do that. We have too. 159 00:08:15,653 --> 00:08:17,239 I mean what if Ross's hears that 160 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:19,449 and then calls her back and then they get back together? 161 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:20,659 Is that what you want? 162 00:08:20,742 --> 00:08:22,577 Ross back with that controlling 163 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:24,663 neurotic, crazy, Emily? 164 00:08:24,746 --> 00:08:26,206 The Emily that wouldn't let him see you? 165 00:08:26,289 --> 00:08:29,251 Ah, no. Oh, no. No. God, no. 166 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:31,044 He-he should not get back together with her. 167 00:08:31,127 --> 00:08:32,879 I mean, I know that. You know that. 168 00:08:32,962 --> 00:08:35,007 Even Ross knows that. 169 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:37,633 But that still doesn't give us the right to erase his message. 170 00:08:38,634 --> 00:08:40,220 I'm his sister, okay? 171 00:08:40,303 --> 00:08:42,472 And I love him. I-I don't wanna see him get hurt. 172 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,974 Come on, doesn't that give me the right to control him.. 173 00:08:46,642 --> 00:08:49,146 Help him? 174 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,647 I don't think he's the one who needs help. 175 00:08:53,441 --> 00:08:55,527 Hey, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? 176 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:56,862 I mean she's thinking about running out 177 00:08:56,945 --> 00:08:58,321 on her wedding day. 178 00:09:02,658 --> 00:09:04,452 Okay, fine, but I mean, look at the position 179 00:09:04,535 --> 00:09:06,955 she's putting him in. 180 00:09:07,038 --> 00:09:09,249 Now what's he gonna do? Like he's gonna run over there 181 00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:11,417 on the wedding day and break up the marriage? 182 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,920 I mean, who would do that? 183 00:09:17,715 --> 00:09:18,967 Okay, fine, alright. 184 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:22,095 But that's you know, that was different. 185 00:09:22,178 --> 00:09:23,763 Although it did involve a lot of the same people. 186 00:09:23,846 --> 00:09:25,515 Oh. 187 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:27,684 You know, this is obviously some twisted joke 188 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:28,768 she's trying to play on him. 189 00:09:28,851 --> 00:09:30,103 Okay, you are crazy. 190 00:09:30,186 --> 00:09:31,855 I'm sorry, but she sounded genuinely upset. 191 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,690 I mean, listen. 192 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,276 'Your messages have been erased.' 193 00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:38,945 No-o-o-o. 194 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:43,033 Okay, well, you know, we-we're safe right? 195 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,244 I mean nothing bad can go down. 196 00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:47,871 No. But that reminds me sign this. 197 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,455 What is it? 198 00:09:49,538 --> 00:09:51,291 It's nothing, it just says, you can't sue the city 199 00:09:51,374 --> 00:09:52,792 if you scrap your knee or you know 200 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,085 get your head blown off. 201 00:09:55,878 --> 00:09:58,047 Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that. 202 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:00,758 Okay, here he comes. 203 00:10:02,093 --> 00:10:03,136 'What is he doing?' 204 00:10:03,219 --> 00:10:04,470 What the hell is he doing? 205 00:10:04,553 --> 00:10:05,764 What? What? What? What is it? 206 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:07,307 Is-is everything okay? What's going on? 207 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:08,934 Okay, he sees us. Don't move. 208 00:10:09,017 --> 00:10:10,185 And don't look at him. 209 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,328 Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. 210 00:10:30,246 --> 00:10:31,539 Hey, look at that. 211 00:10:31,622 --> 00:10:32,915 You tried to save your buddy. 212 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,585 'You see that? You see what he did?' 213 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,255 You okay, man? 214 00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:41,632 Uh-huh. 215 00:10:43,259 --> 00:10:44,469 Thanks, Joey. 216 00:10:46,095 --> 00:10:47,889 Uh, hello. 217 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,143 Hi. 218 00:10:58,107 --> 00:10:59,359 Alright, I guess we should go. 219 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:00,568 No, wait, wait. 220 00:11:00,651 --> 00:11:02,195 Oh, yeah, right. 221 00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:03,446 No, Monica. 222 00:11:04,739 --> 00:11:06,532 Monica, we have to fix this. 223 00:11:06,615 --> 00:11:09,035 There's nothing we can do. You've erased the message. 224 00:11:09,118 --> 00:11:10,787 Yeah, well, unless we tell him. 225 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:11,788 Look, if you're gonna be 226 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:12,831 totally rational about this 227 00:11:12,914 --> 00:11:14,791 I can't argue with you. 228 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,042 Alright? 229 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:17,501 Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. 230 00:11:17,584 --> 00:11:19,295 I just, I don't wanna be a part of it. 231 00:11:20,671 --> 00:11:22,341 Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back 232 00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:24,050 to leave the exact same message. 233 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,221 'Hey, Ross, it's you.' 234 00:11:28,304 --> 00:11:31,141 'I just want you to remember this feeling.' 235 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,186 'You are lucky to be alive.' 236 00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:37,563 'So live everyday to the fullest.' 237 00:11:37,646 --> 00:11:40,066 'Love yourself, okay?' 238 00:11:40,149 --> 00:11:43,194 'Okay. Oh, and also get stamps. Bye.' 239 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,990 Wow, play that message for Emily 240 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,325 and this whole problem goes away. 241 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,825 Right? 242 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,079 Hey, anybody wanna meet a hero? 243 00:11:53,162 --> 00:11:55,581 John Glenn is here? 244 00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,042 'No, Joey.' 245 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,127 Pheebs, we had the most incredible night. 246 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:02,004 Okay, so, we're in the car… Okay, hold on. 247 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:06,134 Hi. Hi. 248 00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:08,178 Okay, go ahead. 249 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,096 Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? 250 00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:12,765 And bang. A shot was fired. 251 00:12:12,848 --> 00:12:15,143 And Joey with no regard for his 252 00:12:15,226 --> 00:12:18,562 own safety throws himself on me. 253 00:12:18,645 --> 00:12:19,898 Oh my God, Joey. 254 00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:22,650 It was a car backfire. 255 00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:24,486 Yeah, but-but he didn't know that. 256 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,279 Yeah, I didn't know that. 257 00:12:28,323 --> 00:12:31,034 And it could've just as easily have been a bullet. 258 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,036 Hey, Joe, you ever think about joining the force? 259 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:34,162 We could use a guy like you. 260 00:12:34,245 --> 00:12:36,539 Who jumps at loud noises. 261 00:12:38,665 --> 00:12:40,126 Wow. 262 00:12:40,209 --> 00:12:41,627 I could've died tonight. 263 00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:44,380 Yeah. If the car that backfired had run over you. 264 00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,633 You know what, I'm gonna go home before Ross starts 265 00:12:47,716 --> 00:12:50,594 rambling about his newfound respect for life. 266 00:12:50,677 --> 00:12:53,973 I do have a newfound respect for life. 267 00:12:55,391 --> 00:12:57,310 Oh, my God. 268 00:12:59,686 --> 00:13:01,147 So you wanna get some dinner? 269 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,816 Yeah, sure. Yep. 270 00:13:03,899 --> 00:13:05,818 Oh, you know what? 271 00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:08,071 If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you. 272 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,531 Oh, yeah, well, maybe you and I should 273 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:10,907 take a walk in a bad neighborhood. 274 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,575 Okay. Alright. 275 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:14,536 Bye. 276 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,204 Bye. Bye. 277 00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:21,876 Cut it out, Ross. 278 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,211 I hate to have to save your life 279 00:13:23,294 --> 00:13:24,962 and kick your ass on the same day. 280 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,558 Dude. 281 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,641 How come you took off? 282 00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:40,562 Oh, just going for a walk.. 283 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,438 …around the living room, whatever. 284 00:13:43,939 --> 00:13:45,817 Is something wrong? No. 285 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,527 No, I'm just tired. 286 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,529 You know, from-from the walk. 287 00:13:51,072 --> 00:13:52,198 Oh. Okay. 288 00:13:52,281 --> 00:13:53,908 You dove in front of Ross. 289 00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:56,327 Ross. 290 00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:59,539 That's what this is about. 291 00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:04,126 Oh, my God, you hate Ross. 292 00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:06,670 I don't hate Ross. 293 00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:07,797 Of course, you do. 294 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,299 I saved him. You're mad at me. 295 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,716 It all adds up. 296 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:13,052 You want Ross out of the picture. 297 00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:15,555 What picture? I don't know. 298 00:14:15,638 --> 00:14:18,224 But I don't like what I'm hearing. 299 00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:19,809 Look, I'm very glad that you saved Ross 300 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,727 from the car backfire, but it could've been a bullet 301 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,896 and you know, you didn't try to save me. 302 00:14:25,022 --> 00:14:26,608 Argh. Oh. 303 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,902 You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you. 304 00:14:29,985 --> 00:14:31,988 No, I, knew 305 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,533 you could take care of yourself. 306 00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:36,742 You know, I mean Ross, he needs help. 307 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,744 He's not street like us. 308 00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,455 Come on, when it comes down to it 309 00:14:40,538 --> 00:14:42,707 you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. 310 00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,459 That's the bottom line. 311 00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:47,962 Well, no, not exactly. 312 00:14:48,045 --> 00:14:50,089 Alright, look, I.. 313 00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:52,592 I wasn't trying to save Ross. 314 00:14:53,384 --> 00:14:55,554 Okay. 315 00:14:55,637 --> 00:14:57,930 My sandwich was next to Ross. 316 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,559 Alright? 317 00:15:02,893 --> 00:15:05,354 I was, I was trying to save my sandwich. 318 00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,359 From a bullet? 319 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,070 Yeah, I know it doesn't make much sense… 320 00:15:12,153 --> 00:15:13,821 Much sense? 321 00:15:13,904 --> 00:15:17,158 Look, Chandler, it was instinct. Okay? I just went for it. 322 00:15:17,241 --> 00:15:19,703 So you risked your life, for a sandwich? 323 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,163 I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler 324 00:15:22,246 --> 00:15:26,250 this is the greatest sandwich in the world. 325 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:31,590 So you didn't, uh, choose Ross before me? 326 00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:34,384 No. I would never do that. 327 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,594 You-you're like my brother. 328 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,556 Really? Yeah. 329 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,890 In fact.. 330 00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,476 …to prove how much you mean to me. 331 00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,692 Here. 332 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,402 Thanks. No, eh, oh, easy. 333 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,653 It's not a hot dog. 334 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,619 How good is that? 335 00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:03,996 See. 336 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:05,582 See. Mm-hmm. 337 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,208 Oh-whoa, hey, dude, what are you doing? 338 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,503 I thought you were showing me how much you mean to you. 339 00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,630 Yeah. With a bite. 340 00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:15,090 Geez. 341 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,151 Hey. Hi. 342 00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,153 Rach, what, uh, what are you doing here? 343 00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:38,072 Hey, you know what? You are in our apartment all the time. 344 00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:41,325 Okay? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister. 345 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,121 You know, it-it doesn't matter. 346 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:48,207 The important thing is that you're here. 347 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:51,043 You're my friend and you're here. 348 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:52,169 Oh. 349 00:16:57,132 --> 00:16:59,344 Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross? 350 00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:02,639 Uh, the most amazing thing happened tonight. 351 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,432 I thought my number was up. 352 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:08,353 I had an actual near death experience. 353 00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:10,021 What? What? What happened? 354 00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:12,524 Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right? 355 00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:14,191 And somebody took a shot at me. 356 00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:19,322 Wow. Really? 357 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,699 No, a car backfired, but.. 358 00:17:23,451 --> 00:17:26,329 I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. 359 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,789 And Rach, I.. 360 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,458 I survived. 361 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:32,585 And I was filled with this-this.. 362 00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,879 …great respect for life. 363 00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:37,882 You know? I wanna experience every moment. 364 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:41,386 I wanna seize every opportunity. 365 00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:45,181 I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now. 366 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,266 Because a car backfired? 367 00:17:48,183 --> 00:17:50,102 Okay, why are you here? 368 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,773 Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into 369 00:17:53,856 --> 00:17:55,316 your whole "Seizing" thing. 370 00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:57,943 But, um, Emily called you today. 371 00:17:58,026 --> 00:17:59,111 To.. 372 00:17:59,194 --> 00:18:00,238 You talked to her? 373 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:01,656 No, she left a message. 374 00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,867 But it-it kinda got erased. 375 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,535 I mean, there's just.. 376 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:06,911 …something wrong with your machine. 377 00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:09,080 Well, okay, what-what did she say? 378 00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:10,915 Well, um.. 379 00:18:10,998 --> 00:18:13,626 …something about having second thoughts about the wedding. 380 00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:17,338 And did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh.. 381 00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:18,923 …she wants you to call her. 382 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:21,801 Wow. 383 00:18:21,884 --> 00:18:24,763 Now, that was a good thing that I told you, right? 384 00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,639 Hmm, yeah, yes. 385 00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:29,016 Of course. Okay, thank you. 386 00:18:29,099 --> 00:18:31,018 Thank you. Because…that's alright. 387 00:18:31,101 --> 00:18:33,312 I'm gonna go just tell Monica that I was right. 388 00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:35,273 Because you know what, She didn't want.. 389 00:18:35,356 --> 00:18:38,192 Not important. Point is, I was right. 390 00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,985 Your decision. 391 00:18:40,068 --> 00:18:41,153 Okay. 392 00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:42,781 I was right. 393 00:18:42,864 --> 00:18:44,741 Your decision. 394 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,325 Right. 395 00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:48,745 Yeah, I guess, I guess, I should call Emily. 396 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,538 Okay, no, that's not the right decision. 397 00:18:50,621 --> 00:18:52,290 That's not. That's not right. 398 00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:54,876 That's not, that, no.. Ross, come on. 399 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,461 I mean.. 400 00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:59,422 …that woman made you miserable. 401 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:03,300 Okay, Ross, I mean, do you really wanna get back into that? 402 00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:06,763 Okay, look, yesterday 403 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,890 I would've even considered calling her back. 404 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:12,769 But my ex-wife calls on the same day 405 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,521 I have a near death experience. 406 00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:17,523 I mean, that-that's got to mean something. 407 00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:19,692 Ugh, Ross. That was not a near death experience. 408 00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:22,361 That was barely an experience. 409 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,239 You weren't there. 410 00:19:26,657 --> 00:19:27,909 Okay, maybe this is something 411 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:31,537 that I-I'm supposed to seize, you know? 412 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,957 Okay, you know what? 413 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,919 Maybe, this is not about seizing stuff. 414 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:41,547 Maybe this is about escaping stuff. 415 00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,716 Huh. Okay. I mean, look at today. 416 00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:46,177 I mean, you escaped.. 417 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:47,929 …death.. 418 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,305 …you know? 419 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:52,809 And maybe this is a chance for you to escape 420 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,685 getting back together with Emily? 421 00:19:56,144 --> 00:19:58,188 That does make sense. 422 00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:01,150 Because I do wanna 423 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,402 seize some opportunity 424 00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:07,322 but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her. 425 00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,702 Well, there you go. 426 00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:14,622 Yeah, yeah, maybe today is just.. 427 00:20:14,705 --> 00:20:16,290 …close call day. 428 00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:20,753 Hey, thanks, Rach. 429 00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:22,964 Oh, honey, no problem. 430 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,883 Okay. Oh, wait-wait-wait. 431 00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:26,009 The-the message is blinking. 432 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,301 I-I, maybe you didn't erase it. 433 00:20:27,384 --> 00:20:28,887 Oh. 434 00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,471 'Hey, Ross, it's you…' 435 00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:33,808 Oh, yeah, it's, well.. No, that's an old message. 436 00:20:33,891 --> 00:20:34,809 Nobody needs to hear that. 437 00:20:34,892 --> 00:20:37,228 No. 438 00:20:37,311 --> 00:20:40,023 Hey, um, was-was Monica here? 439 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:43,651 Yeah. Yeah, I want my money back. 440 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:46,862 Yeah, you probably need that for stamps, right? 441 00:20:54,745 --> 00:20:57,122 Hey, Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real? 442 00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:59,083 Yes. Once. 443 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,335 Yeah, a little. 444 00:21:01,418 --> 00:21:04,213 He kinda did it to himself. 445 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:07,050 It's not really a good story. Oh. 446 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,468 I wonder how I would react under fire, you know? 447 00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:12,597 And not backfire but-but heavy fire. 448 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,766 Like if I was in a war or something. 449 00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:17,142 Man, I would be great in a war. 450 00:21:17,225 --> 00:21:18,227 I mean, I really, I think I would make 451 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,312 a fantastic military leader. 452 00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:21,564 I mean, I know, I would make General 453 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,275 before any of you guys. 454 00:21:24,358 --> 00:21:28,112 Before or after you were shot by your own troops? 455 00:21:28,195 --> 00:21:29,655 I know where Joey would be. 456 00:21:29,738 --> 00:21:32,075 He'd be down in the foxhole protecting all of us. 457 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,493 Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches. 458 00:21:36,370 --> 00:21:38,330 Yeah, hero sandwiches. 459 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,668 Well, you all know that I'm a pacifist. 460 00:21:42,751 --> 00:21:45,170 So I'm not interested in war in any way. 461 00:21:45,253 --> 00:21:46,881 But you know what? 462 00:21:46,964 --> 00:21:49,133 When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. 463 00:21:50,217 --> 00:21:51,510 Not you, Joey.