1 00:00:00,978 --> 00:00:02,062 Since we've been going out, I think 2 00:00:02,145 --> 00:00:03,689 I've mentioned his name twice. 3 00:00:03,772 --> 00:00:05,649 Okay. So, "Richard, Richard." 4 00:00:07,192 --> 00:00:08,444 It's not Richard, okay? 5 00:00:08,527 --> 00:00:10,028 It's this new guy and he's really good. 6 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:13,115 Well, I'm sorry. I'm not going to an eye doctor. 7 00:00:13,198 --> 00:00:15,952 Oh, God. Here we go. What? 8 00:00:16,035 --> 00:00:18,454 Anytime anything comes close to touching 9 00:00:18,537 --> 00:00:21,123 her eye or anyone else's, she, like, freaks out. 10 00:00:21,206 --> 00:00:22,834 Watch, watch.. 11 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:24,961 Ross! Come on, that's, alright, fine. 12 00:00:25,044 --> 00:00:26,462 Okay, I have a weird thing with my eye. 13 00:00:26,545 --> 00:00:28,172 Can we just not talk about it, please? 14 00:00:28,255 --> 00:00:30,758 Alright. 15 00:00:30,841 --> 00:00:34,470 Hey, Rach. You know that great song? Um, "Me, Myself And Eye." 16 00:00:34,553 --> 00:00:36,263 Oh! Monica! Come on. 17 00:00:36,346 --> 00:00:37,807 Hey, does anybody wanna get some lunch? 18 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:39,475 All those in favor say "Eye"? 19 00:00:39,558 --> 00:00:41,059 Ross! Stop it! Come on. 20 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:44,229 How much did I love "The King And Eye!" 21 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:45,356 Chandler, alright… 22 00:00:45,439 --> 00:00:46,941 Me too, me too! 23 00:00:47,024 --> 00:00:48,609 Just stop it! That's enough! Come on. 24 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,488 You okay there, man? Yeah. I got too excited. 25 00:01:44,915 --> 00:01:47,167 Alright, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park. 26 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:49,294 Oh, give him a kiss for me. Alright. Bye. 27 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:50,963 Bye. Bye. 28 00:01:51,046 --> 00:01:52,715 Later. 29 00:01:52,798 --> 00:01:55,509 I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. 30 00:01:55,592 --> 00:01:56,886 I didn't mean to be so "Out there" 31 00:01:56,969 --> 00:01:58,929 but I am furious with him. 32 00:02:01,974 --> 00:02:04,601 Wow. Um, calm down? 33 00:02:06,436 --> 00:02:10,775 I'm trying. But, man, that guy can push my buttons! 34 00:02:10,858 --> 00:02:12,443 Why are you so mad at him? 35 00:02:12,526 --> 00:02:13,694 Look, I don't wanna talk about it, okay? 36 00:02:13,777 --> 00:02:15,279 Well, it just seems like… 37 00:02:15,362 --> 00:02:17,948 You want to be on my list too? Keep talking. 38 00:02:19,491 --> 00:02:21,576 Has anyone seen my list by the way? 39 00:02:22,870 --> 00:02:24,622 Uh, no, Pheebs. What's it look like? 40 00:02:24,705 --> 00:02:26,916 Um, it's a piece of paper and it says, "Ross" on it. 41 00:02:26,999 --> 00:02:28,042 I see. 42 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:31,545 Hey. 'Hey.' 43 00:02:31,628 --> 00:02:34,799 I just got off the phone with Estelle. Guess what? 44 00:02:34,882 --> 00:02:36,759 I got the lead in a movie! 45 00:02:36,842 --> 00:02:38,594 You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! 46 00:02:38,677 --> 00:02:40,136 What's the movie about? Oh, uh.. 47 00:02:40,219 --> 00:02:43,057 It's called "Shutter Speed", it's really cool, yeah, um.. 48 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:45,643 Well, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love 49 00:02:45,726 --> 00:02:49,521 in like, a day, right? And then, she disappears. 50 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:51,565 But I find out where she lives and when I get there 51 00:02:51,648 --> 00:02:53,692 this like, old lady answers the door and I say 52 00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:55,151 "Where's Betsy?", right? 53 00:02:55,234 --> 00:02:59,614 And she says, "Betsy's been dead for ten years." 54 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,869 Ooh-ooh, chilling! Yeah. 55 00:03:03,952 --> 00:03:05,370 Oh, and the best part is 56 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,456 we're filming in the desert outside of Vegas! 57 00:03:07,539 --> 00:03:08,958 You know what that means, buddy! 58 00:03:09,041 --> 00:03:10,126 Yeah, I know what that means, buddy! 59 00:03:10,209 --> 00:03:11,293 Road trip! Yeah, baby! 60 00:03:11,376 --> 00:03:12,461 Yeah, we can rent a car! 61 00:03:12,544 --> 00:03:14,212 I-I just have to be there by Tuesday. 62 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:17,174 Oh, wait! My grandmother's dead. 63 00:03:21,011 --> 00:03:24,056 Well, uh, we can talk about that too, Pheebs. 64 00:03:25,099 --> 00:03:26,224 No, no, her cab. 65 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,977 She probably won't be using it. 66 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:29,561 You can drive it to Las Vegas. 67 00:03:29,644 --> 00:03:31,229 Alright. Thanks, Pheebs! 68 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:32,523 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 69 00:03:32,606 --> 00:03:34,566 What are we gonna do about my job? 70 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:35,651 Oh, um, not go! 71 00:03:35,734 --> 00:03:37,694 Alright, great! Road trip, baby! 72 00:03:39,029 --> 00:03:41,365 Is this okay with you? Ah, Chandler. 73 00:03:41,448 --> 00:03:43,742 You don't have to ask for my permission. 74 00:03:43,825 --> 00:03:45,744 You can go. Thank you. 75 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:47,287 Hey, Rach, come on! 76 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,706 We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment! 77 00:03:48,789 --> 00:03:51,625 Alright. Let's get this over with. 78 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:53,001 Ugh! 79 00:03:54,253 --> 00:03:56,296 Oh! No! 80 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:58,882 Look what I did. 81 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:01,677 Oh. 82 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,846 I mean, look at this mess! 83 00:04:03,929 --> 00:04:06,348 I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! 84 00:04:06,431 --> 00:04:08,892 You know? I mean, we're gonna have to reschedule. 85 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,271 If you thought that this mess was going to bother me 86 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:16,316 you are wrong! Alright, let's go, Blinky. 87 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:18,194 Alright. 88 00:04:18,277 --> 00:04:19,569 Urgh! 89 00:04:21,404 --> 00:04:22,489 Chandler! 90 00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:29,830 Oh, hey, Joey. Hey. 91 00:04:29,913 --> 00:04:31,289 What's up? 92 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:34,292 I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. 93 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,336 Hey, you've traveled a lot, right? 94 00:04:36,419 --> 00:04:38,214 Yeah, I've been around. Okay. 95 00:04:38,297 --> 00:04:39,757 So, so which route should I take? 96 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,884 The northern route or-or the southern route? 97 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:43,510 Ooh, if you take the northern route 98 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:46,387 there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. 99 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,057 Great! Problem solved! 100 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,103 But on the southern route, there's a chicken 101 00:04:52,186 --> 00:04:54,188 that plays tic-tac-toe. 102 00:04:55,856 --> 00:04:57,482 Well, back to square one. 103 00:04:58,775 --> 00:05:00,778 Oh, I know a way that you can decide. 104 00:05:00,861 --> 00:05:03,405 Alright, I'm gonna ask you a series of questions 105 00:05:03,488 --> 00:05:05,199 and you answer as quickly as you can. 106 00:05:05,282 --> 00:05:06,742 Yes! 107 00:05:06,825 --> 00:05:08,035 Good. But wait. 108 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:12,456 Alright, here we go. Now, I want you to relax. 109 00:05:12,539 --> 00:05:14,332 Take a deep breath. 110 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,335 Clear your mind. Which do you like better? 111 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,837 Peanut butter or egg whites? Peanut butter! 112 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,214 Which would you rather be? 113 00:05:20,297 --> 00:05:21,757 A fireman or a swimmer? A swimmer. 114 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,341 Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel? 115 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,718 Monica. Oh. 116 00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:27,386 Huh, I always thought it would be Rachel. 117 00:05:28,805 --> 00:05:29,848 No thinking! No thinking! Oh-oh. 118 00:05:29,931 --> 00:05:31,391 Tie or ascot? Ascot. 119 00:05:31,474 --> 00:05:33,144 North route or south route? North route. 120 00:05:33,227 --> 00:05:34,812 Bam! There you go! Huh? 121 00:05:34,895 --> 00:05:39,440 Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come! 122 00:05:41,985 --> 00:05:42,945 Hey. 123 00:05:43,028 --> 00:05:45,072 Oh, this guy again. 124 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:49,201 Hey. Hey, man. What's up? 125 00:05:49,284 --> 00:05:51,829 Uh, not much. You guys wanna see a movie tonight? 126 00:05:51,912 --> 00:05:54,623 Sure. What do you wanna see? I don't know, um… 127 00:05:54,706 --> 00:05:56,917 Oh-oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game! 128 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,002 Um, no thank you. 129 00:06:01,004 --> 00:06:02,380 What's with her? 130 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,549 I don't know. But, hey, I know how we can decide. 131 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,676 Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions 132 00:06:05,759 --> 00:06:07,052 and you answer real quick. Okay? 133 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:08,262 Okay. What do you like better? 134 00:06:08,345 --> 00:06:09,888 Action or comedy? Action. 135 00:06:09,971 --> 00:06:12,182 Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel? 136 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:18,897 Dude, you are sick. 137 00:06:21,024 --> 00:06:23,277 Oh, alright. I'm sorry. 138 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,695 I-I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing. 139 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:34,329 Oh, my God. What does that thing do? 140 00:06:35,914 --> 00:06:37,541 Uh, that's an eye-removal machine. 141 00:06:37,624 --> 00:06:39,626 Alright, I'm outta here! I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 142 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:40,919 Uh-oh. Hi, Rachel. 143 00:06:41,002 --> 00:06:42,504 Hey. Mm-hmm. I'm Dr. Miller. 144 00:06:42,587 --> 00:06:43,922 Monica told me you were a little nervous 145 00:06:44,005 --> 00:06:45,632 but don't worry, everything's gonna be just fine. 146 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:47,301 So we're done then. Almost. 147 00:06:47,384 --> 00:06:49,303 But first, we gotta start. Okay. 148 00:06:49,386 --> 00:06:50,971 This is a glaucoma test. Uh-huh. 149 00:06:51,054 --> 00:06:53,765 Sit down. Okay. 150 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,518 Put your chin here. Mm-hmm. 151 00:06:56,601 --> 00:06:59,313 Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye. 152 00:06:59,396 --> 00:07:01,732 Wh-what? 153 00:07:01,815 --> 00:07:04,401 A small puff of air. Now, come on! 154 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,572 Here we go. Alright. 155 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:10,949 One, two, three. 156 00:07:11,032 --> 00:07:13,493 Okay. 157 00:07:13,576 --> 00:07:14,912 I'm sorry. Alright. 158 00:07:14,995 --> 00:07:17,915 Just, I'm gonna stay in here this time. Okay. 159 00:07:17,998 --> 00:07:19,208 Ready? Uh-huh. 160 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:22,586 One, two, three… I'm sorry. 161 00:07:22,669 --> 00:07:23,754 You know what? I'm gonna hold her head. 162 00:07:23,837 --> 00:07:25,214 Okay. 163 00:07:25,297 --> 00:07:26,506 That's okay. Okay. 164 00:07:26,589 --> 00:07:28,884 Okay. Okay. 165 00:07:28,967 --> 00:07:30,094 One. Uh-huh. 166 00:07:30,177 --> 00:07:31,262 Two. Oh! 167 00:07:31,345 --> 00:07:32,763 I'm sorry. 168 00:07:32,846 --> 00:07:34,056 You know what? You're young. 169 00:07:34,139 --> 00:07:35,390 You probably don't have glaucoma. 170 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:41,355 Okay. So it was very, very nice to meet you, sir. 171 00:07:41,438 --> 00:07:42,773 And you too… And, uh, ow! Hey! 172 00:07:42,856 --> 00:07:44,608 What are you, are you crazy? 173 00:07:44,691 --> 00:07:49,113 Okay. You've got a small, minor infection in that left eye. 174 00:07:49,196 --> 00:07:50,948 I want you to take these drops three times a day 175 00:07:51,031 --> 00:07:52,574 for a week and you'll be as good as new. 176 00:07:52,657 --> 00:07:55,953 Yeah. No, I-I don't, I don't put things in my eye. 177 00:07:56,036 --> 00:07:58,330 Okay then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months. 178 00:07:58,413 --> 00:07:59,415 Great! 179 00:07:59,498 --> 00:08:00,665 And I'll fit you for a glass eye. 180 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,335 Okay. Just give me the damn drops! 181 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:05,379 Dr. Miller? 182 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:08,840 P-E-C-F-D. 183 00:08:10,008 --> 00:08:11,343 Very good, Monica. 184 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:16,764 You know where they are. I sure do. 185 00:08:20,352 --> 00:08:22,437 And you don't get one! 186 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:29,486 You know, I-I gotta tell you, those eye drops are a miracle. 187 00:08:29,569 --> 00:08:31,405 My eye is a 100 percent better. 188 00:08:31,488 --> 00:08:33,614 They're still in my coat. Damn! 189 00:08:34,699 --> 00:08:36,452 Hey. Hey. You ready to go? 190 00:08:36,535 --> 00:08:38,245 Yeah, listen, how cold is it gonna be there? 191 00:08:38,328 --> 00:08:41,206 Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough? 192 00:08:42,582 --> 00:08:44,667 What? I love you. 193 00:08:46,836 --> 00:08:48,588 Man, I wish Ross was coming with us. 194 00:08:48,671 --> 00:08:50,424 You know? I'm gonna miss him. Thanks a lot. 195 00:08:50,507 --> 00:08:52,800 I just got that jerk out of my mind! 196 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,053 Hey, so where are we staying? 197 00:08:55,136 --> 00:08:56,263 Is the movie putting us up 198 00:08:56,346 --> 00:08:57,389 in a big, uh, hotel suite? 199 00:08:57,472 --> 00:08:58,682 Uh, no, not really. 200 00:08:58,765 --> 00:08:59,933 It's an independent film you know? 201 00:09:00,016 --> 00:09:01,310 So we don't have a real big budget. 202 00:09:01,393 --> 00:09:03,144 I figured I'd just stay in your room. 203 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,357 I see, but once you get your first paycheck 204 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,983 you'll be springing for a big hotel suite, right? 205 00:09:08,066 --> 00:09:09,818 I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot? 206 00:09:09,901 --> 00:09:11,111 Oh, yeah. Check this out. 207 00:09:11,194 --> 00:09:13,405 For every dollar "Shutter Speed" makes 208 00:09:13,488 --> 00:09:16,199 one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket. 209 00:09:17,617 --> 00:09:20,412 So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money? 210 00:09:20,495 --> 00:09:23,081 Did you not hear the plot of the movie? 211 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:27,503 "She's been dead for ten years." 212 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:29,879 I'm gonna be a millionaire! 213 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,174 Hey. Hey! 214 00:09:32,257 --> 00:09:34,092 I just wanna to say goodbye to you guys. 215 00:09:34,175 --> 00:09:35,802 And to see if maybe you guys 216 00:09:35,885 --> 00:09:37,762 would place a little bet for me, huh? 217 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,973 Twenty bucks on Black 15. 218 00:09:40,056 --> 00:09:42,559 You got it! Alright. 219 00:09:42,642 --> 00:09:45,687 Alright. Bye-bye now. Bye, you guys. 220 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:47,022 I gonna say good-bye at the car. 221 00:09:47,105 --> 00:09:48,565 Okay. 222 00:09:48,648 --> 00:09:50,901 Anyone wanna say good-bye to me at the car? 223 00:09:50,984 --> 00:09:52,944 Oh, honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car 224 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,196 if you don't mind the pus. 225 00:09:57,949 --> 00:09:59,451 See ya! 226 00:09:59,534 --> 00:10:01,453 Well, wait a minute. No, the pus is good! 227 00:10:01,536 --> 00:10:03,497 It means it's healing! Oh, no. 228 00:10:07,584 --> 00:10:09,669 Hey, Pheebs. Whatcha reading? 229 00:10:11,963 --> 00:10:13,298 Pheebs? 230 00:10:15,634 --> 00:10:16,926 Hello? 231 00:10:18,011 --> 00:10:19,262 Phoebe? 232 00:10:20,013 --> 00:10:22,682 Phoe-phoe-Phoebe! 233 00:10:24,309 --> 00:10:25,477 Phoe, come on! 234 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,396 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. 235 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,901 Pheebs, are you, are you mad at me or something? 236 00:10:32,984 --> 00:10:35,779 'Cause if you are, please, tell me what it is I did. 237 00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,448 Well, if you don't know, I can't help you. 238 00:10:37,531 --> 00:10:38,490 Well, I don't know. 239 00:10:38,573 --> 00:10:39,824 Well, I can't help you. 240 00:10:41,535 --> 00:10:46,373 Okay. Well, whatever it is, I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay? 241 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,667 Apology accepted. 242 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,296 Okay. So we're, we're good? 243 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:54,047 Uh-huh. 244 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:55,423 Alright. 245 00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:59,428 I'll, uh, I'll see you later, okay? 246 00:10:59,511 --> 00:11:00,678 Bye, fatass. 247 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,013 Alright! 248 00:11:03,682 --> 00:11:04,808 Phoebe, now, come on! 249 00:11:04,891 --> 00:11:06,184 Will you please tell me what it is 250 00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:07,561 that made you so mad at me! 251 00:11:07,644 --> 00:11:10,104 I don't know! I don't remember! 252 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:15,152 Well, if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this? 253 00:11:15,235 --> 00:11:18,738 Oh, no. I am mad at you. I know that much. 254 00:11:18,821 --> 00:11:21,158 But I am sorry about the "Fatass" thing 255 00:11:21,241 --> 00:11:24,202 'cause you actually have a very sweet little hiney. 256 00:11:32,335 --> 00:11:34,588 Man, I'm getting pretty tired. 257 00:11:34,671 --> 00:11:36,256 You might have to take over soon. 258 00:11:36,339 --> 00:11:39,259 We've been driving for a half hour. 259 00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:40,802 And you haven't looked at the road once. 260 00:11:40,885 --> 00:11:42,596 Don't worry, it's out there. 261 00:11:45,432 --> 00:11:47,184 Maybe I just need lunch. Yeah. 262 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,519 You want to eat? My treat. 263 00:11:51,104 --> 00:11:53,773 Isn't that Ross' money? 264 00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:57,402 Yeah, okay. Ross' treat. 265 00:11:57,485 --> 00:11:58,903 So where do you want to eat? I don't know. 266 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,281 Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide. 267 00:12:01,364 --> 00:12:03,450 Alright, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions 268 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,536 and then you have to answer real fast, okay? 269 00:12:05,619 --> 00:12:06,911 So, uh, clear your mind. 270 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,246 Clear it right out. Clear it out. Clear. 271 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,873 Okay. 272 00:12:09,956 --> 00:12:11,875 Okay, uh, would you rather be too wet or too dry? 273 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,084 Too dry. 274 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,252 Do you believe in ghosts, yes, or no? 275 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:15,546 No. 276 00:12:15,629 --> 00:12:16,880 Is this movie gonna be my big break? 277 00:12:16,963 --> 00:12:18,965 No. 278 00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:22,093 What? Yes. 279 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,472 Dude, you said no. Well, I also said yes. 280 00:12:25,555 --> 00:12:27,265 Well, you don't think this is going to be a big break for me? 281 00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:28,600 No.. 282 00:12:31,311 --> 00:12:32,854 I don't believe this. 283 00:12:32,937 --> 00:12:34,814 Look, Joe, I just, I just don't want you 284 00:12:34,897 --> 00:12:36,608 to get your hopes up too high, you know? 285 00:12:36,691 --> 00:12:39,570 What are you talking about? I'm the lead in a movie. 286 00:12:39,653 --> 00:12:42,573 They're not even paying you. 287 00:12:42,656 --> 00:12:44,241 This doesn't even sound like a real movie. 288 00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:45,867 You know what? I don't need this, okay? 289 00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,743 I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break. 290 00:12:47,826 --> 00:12:50,330 'Cause, Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break. 291 00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:51,998 Is that why you're on this trip, huh? 292 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:53,709 To make me feel like a loser? 293 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,043 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone. 294 00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:56,503 Oh, you don't want me on the trip? 295 00:12:56,586 --> 00:12:58,129 Well, not if you're going to be like this. 296 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,381 Well, I'll tell you what, the next time you ask me 297 00:12:59,464 --> 00:13:01,299 a question like that, I'll lie. 298 00:13:01,382 --> 00:13:03,260 Yeah, I don't want you on the trip. 299 00:13:03,343 --> 00:13:05,220 Alright, fine, fine, why don't you pull over 300 00:13:05,303 --> 00:13:06,221 I'll get out right now. 301 00:13:06,304 --> 00:13:07,514 Fine. 302 00:13:10,141 --> 00:13:11,476 Get out. 303 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,186 You're not actually supposed to stop on a bridge. 304 00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:14,646 Get out! Alright! 305 00:13:18,191 --> 00:13:20,818 'Wait, wait. There's no sidewalk!' 306 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,488 'Yeah, I'm gonna die here.' 307 00:13:26,449 --> 00:13:29,160 Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells? 308 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,288 No. 309 00:13:31,371 --> 00:13:32,956 Are you angry with me because I said 310 00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:34,874 "Your handwriting is child-like?" 311 00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:38,044 No, that made me feel precious. 312 00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:39,546 Oh, I know, um, is it 313 00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:41,172 because he's always correcting people's grammar? 314 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:46,052 "Whom, whom." Sometimes it's who. 315 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,261 Yeah, sometimes it's.. 316 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,517 Ooh, did you beat him at a board game? 317 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,145 He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose. 318 00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:59,441 Oh, yeah, I'm the baby. Hey, stop it! 319 00:13:59,524 --> 00:14:00,692 Hey. 320 00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:02,486 Chandler, what are you doing here? 321 00:14:02,569 --> 00:14:04,655 Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington Bridge. 322 00:14:04,738 --> 00:14:06,406 Why? Why? 323 00:14:06,489 --> 00:14:08,825 He went crazy, you know we were playing that game where 324 00:14:08,908 --> 00:14:10,994 where you ask a question and you have to answer really fast. 325 00:14:11,077 --> 00:14:15,832 Oh, that game should not be played without my supervision. 326 00:14:15,915 --> 00:14:17,542 Well, I don't know what made him so mad, you know. 327 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,294 All I said was that, uh, I didn't think 328 00:14:19,377 --> 00:14:20,796 this was going to be his big break. 329 00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:22,714 That this movie wasn't going to do anything for him 330 00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:25,091 and that, uh, you know, didn't sound like a real movie. 331 00:14:25,174 --> 00:14:27,885 Okay, he should have pushed me off the bridge. 332 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,304 What's in the bag? 333 00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:31,139 Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me 334 00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:34,726 so I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. 335 00:14:34,809 --> 00:14:36,353 Who wants the teddy bear with one leg? 336 00:14:36,436 --> 00:14:37,729 I do! 337 00:14:41,441 --> 00:14:43,067 Okay. 338 00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:48,031 Not even close. 339 00:14:48,114 --> 00:14:49,783 Okay, well, then you know what? Help me. I need help. 340 00:14:49,866 --> 00:14:52,118 I can't do this. Alright, come on, let's do it. 341 00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:53,953 Come on. Sit down. Alright. Alright. 342 00:14:54,036 --> 00:14:55,038 Alright, put your head back. 343 00:14:55,121 --> 00:14:56,247 Yes. Alright. 344 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,792 Okay. Now open your eyes. 345 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,418 Okay, they are. 346 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,547 How many fingers am I holding up? 347 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:04,922 Four. 348 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,758 Oh, my God, I was thinking four. 349 00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:08,719 Really? Yes! 350 00:15:08,802 --> 00:15:10,303 Alright, you know what, why don't we 351 00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,555 start with a practice one, okay? 352 00:15:11,638 --> 00:15:12,848 Okay. No drops. 353 00:15:12,931 --> 00:15:16,184 Great! Okay, alright, on three. 354 00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:18,853 One…two…three. 355 00:15:20,605 --> 00:15:21,857 My pillow's all wet. 356 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:24,025 Well, well, you said it was practice. 357 00:15:24,108 --> 00:15:28,446 Then why did you move? Because I knew you were lying. 358 00:15:28,529 --> 00:15:30,407 Alright, come here. What are you doing? 359 00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:32,242 Come on, get, just get.. Monica, stop it! 360 00:15:32,325 --> 00:15:33,618 Oh, my God! Stop it! 361 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,746 I am going.. 362 00:15:35,829 --> 00:15:37,914 Turn it over! No! 363 00:15:37,997 --> 00:15:39,874 I am going to get.. 364 00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,711 …get these drops in your eyes. 365 00:15:42,794 --> 00:15:46,464 Oh, my God, you really are freakishly strong. 366 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:52,345 Monica, stop it! 367 00:15:52,428 --> 00:15:53,971 Damn, it's empty! 368 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,308 Well, you know, if Joey and Chandler walked in right now 369 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,559 we could make a fortune. 370 00:16:04,816 --> 00:16:07,819 Ooh, that is definitely Chandler, Joey or Ross.. 371 00:16:07,902 --> 00:16:09,654 …or, or Rachel. 372 00:16:12,156 --> 00:16:14,033 Hello. It's Joey. 373 00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,329 I'm so glad you called. Chandler told me what happened. 374 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,123 You know, he's really upset about it. 375 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,250 Not as upset as he's going to be when he finds out what I did 376 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,878 with his sweater-vests. 377 00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:28,089 What did you do to his sweater-vests? 378 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:31,217 Let's just say there's a well dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. 379 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,722 Hey, Monica, listen, is, is Phoebe there? 380 00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:37,390 I gotta ask her something about the car. 381 00:16:37,473 --> 00:16:39,643 'Yeah, she's here. Hold on one second.' 382 00:16:39,726 --> 00:16:41,478 Hey, dude. 'Hey, Pheebs.' 383 00:16:41,561 --> 00:16:44,355 Listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat. 384 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:47,025 Wha-what is it? Oh, that's my grandma. 385 00:16:50,069 --> 00:16:52,572 And thanks, Joey, she's having a really great time. 386 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,618 Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him. 387 00:16:56,701 --> 00:16:58,369 Let me talk to him. Okay, Joey, Chandler's here. 388 00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,453 He was wondering if.. 389 00:17:00,705 --> 00:17:04,125 Okay, I guess he ran out of change. 390 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,377 You know, he won't even talk to me, how am I going to apologize 391 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,129 to him if he won't even talk to me? 392 00:17:08,212 --> 00:17:10,089 Well, maybe you should send him something. 393 00:17:10,172 --> 00:17:12,592 So when he gets to Las Vegas, he'll know that you're sorry. 394 00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,886 That's a good idea, I wonder where I could 395 00:17:14,969 --> 00:17:16,846 get a basket of porn? 396 00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:20,141 Oh, no, don't, don't say I'm sorry with porn. 397 00:17:20,224 --> 00:17:21,768 No? 398 00:17:21,851 --> 00:17:24,604 You know, you should send him a carton of cigarettes. 399 00:17:24,687 --> 00:17:26,731 'Cause that way, he can trade it for protection.. 400 00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,442 …no, that's prison. 401 00:17:31,945 --> 00:17:35,072 Okay, Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. 402 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,200 Okay, clear your mind 403 00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:40,578 and answer the first thing that comes into your head, okay? 404 00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:41,872 Mm-hmm. 405 00:17:41,955 --> 00:17:43,874 What do you like better, flora or fauna? 406 00:17:43,957 --> 00:17:45,291 Fauna. Who would you rather be? 407 00:17:45,374 --> 00:17:46,835 Simon or Garfunkel? Garfunkel. 408 00:17:46,918 --> 00:17:48,294 Why are you mad at me? You said I was boring. 409 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:49,670 Oh. 410 00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:53,591 When did I say you were boring? 411 00:17:53,674 --> 00:17:56,845 Oh, my God! I remember now! We were playing chess. 412 00:17:56,928 --> 00:18:00,097 Phoebe, you and I have never played chess. 413 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,309 Oh, come on, yes, remember that time on the frozen lake 414 00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:05,603 we were playing chess, you said I was boring 415 00:18:05,686 --> 00:18:07,188 and then you took off your energy mask 416 00:18:07,271 --> 00:18:09,816 and you were Cameron Diaz. 417 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:15,404 Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream. 418 00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:46,477 Hey. Stanley! Hey-hey! 419 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,939 Your leading man is here. Let's get to work. 420 00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:51,566 Um, slight change of plans. 421 00:18:51,649 --> 00:18:54,903 We've shut down. Wha-what? 422 00:18:54,986 --> 00:18:56,988 Why? It's a money thing. 423 00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:58,114 We don't have any. 424 00:19:01,159 --> 00:19:03,160 You're kidding, right? No. 425 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,662 What? 426 00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:06,873 It's probably just temporary, yeah. 427 00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:08,499 We're hoping to get some more money soon. 428 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,334 So if you could just, uh, hang out. 429 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,754 What, hang out? How long? 430 00:19:12,837 --> 00:19:15,006 I don't know, a week, maybe two. 431 00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:16,382 The money will turn up. 432 00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:18,175 People always want to invest in movies. 433 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,011 Hey, you're not rich, are you? 434 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:22,180 No. Well, worth a shot. 435 00:19:24,015 --> 00:19:27,393 Look, Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay? 436 00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:31,815 Hey, pal. Are you Joey Tribbiani? 437 00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:34,400 Yeah. These got left for you. 438 00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:35,776 Thanks. 439 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,073 "Congratulations on your big break." 440 00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:13,148 Hello? 441 00:20:13,231 --> 00:20:15,900 'Hey, Monica, it's Joey.' Hey, Joey. 442 00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:18,444 Oh, you remember me even though you're a big star. 443 00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:21,197 'Oh, come on, it'll be years before I forget you.' 444 00:20:23,449 --> 00:20:25,493 Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? 445 00:20:25,576 --> 00:20:26,870 Do you have a dressing room? 446 00:20:26,953 --> 00:20:28,579 Do you have a chair with your name on it? 447 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,082 'Uh, well, yeah, yeah, I got all that going on, yeah.' 448 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:33,292 'Listen, uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler' 449 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:35,252 'that he couldn't have been more wrong.' 450 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,798 Uh-oh, I got to go, Monica. My, uh, my sushi's here. 451 00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:44,261 Sorry about that. Thanks for waiting. 452 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,181 Okay. 453 00:20:46,264 --> 00:20:48,224 Everybody smile. 454 00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,894 Okay. Thanks a lot. 455 00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:55,314 Enjoy your stay at Caesars. We hope it's toga-riffic. 456 00:20:57,191 --> 00:20:59,152 Kill me. Kill me now. 457 00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,659 Hey, Rach, can you pass me the "TV Guide"? 458 00:21:06,742 --> 00:21:08,745 Yeah. Go! 459 00:21:08,828 --> 00:21:12,082 What are you doing? Stop! Ow! 460 00:21:12,165 --> 00:21:15,709 Oh, my God! Hold it open. Okay. Okay. 461 00:21:21,507 --> 00:21:23,301 We'll see you in about three or four hours.