1
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THAT'S IT. THANKS, PHEEBS.

2
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HEY.

3
00:00:05,477 --> 00:00:06,812
OH, DO YOU WANT
TO TALK TO CHANDLER?

4
00:00:06,895 --> 00:00:08,564
IS THAT JOEY?
LET ME TALK TO HIM.

5
00:00:08,647 --> 00:00:10,274
No, 'cause he didn't
believe in my movie

6
00:00:10,357 --> 00:00:14,695
WHICH IS A BIG MISTAKE,
BECAUSE IT IS REAL. REAL.

7
00:00:14,778 --> 00:00:17,073
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO APOLOGIZE
TO HIM ALL WEEK.

8
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IF HE'S NOT GOING TO LET ME
DO IT ON THE PHONE

9
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I'M GOING DOWN THERE,
I'M GOING TO DO IT IN PERSON.

10
00:00:20,784 --> 00:00:22,912
PHEEBS, I HEARD THAT.
CAN YOU PUT HIM ON?

11
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YEAH.

12
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HEY.

13
00:00:26,623 --> 00:00:29,752
DON'T COME OUT HERE.

14
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
I SUPPORT YOU 100%

15
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AND I WANT TO PROVE THAT
TO YOU IN PERSON.

16
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I GOT THAT. I FORGIVE YOU.

17
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DON'T COME OUT HERE.

18
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YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING MY CALLS
FOR A WEEK.

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I'M TOTALLY OVER IT, CHANDLER.

20
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FRIENDS FOREVER.
DON'T COME OUT HERE.

21
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WOULD YOU MIND
DOING A PICTURE WITH US?

22
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WHAT WAS THAT?

23
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UH, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT.

24
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Yeah. Okay, so…

25
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GOOD TALKING TO YOU,
AND DON'T COME OUT HERE.

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ALL RIGHT.

27
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OKAY.

28
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MONICA?

29
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I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

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MONICA?

31
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PHOEBE?

32
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OH, PHOEBE I'M SO SORRY.
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE LONG?

33
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THAT'S OKAY.

34
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WHAT THE HELL
TOOK YOU SO LONG?

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OKAY, YOU CANNOT
TELL CHANDLER, OKAY?

36
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BUT I RAN INTO RICHARD.

37
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WHICH RICHARD?
THE RICHARD.

38
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RICHARD SIMMONS?
OH, MY GOD.

39
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NO. MY EX-BOYFRIEND, RICHARD.

40
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YOU KNOW, THE TALL GUY,
MUSTACHE?

41
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OH, OKAY. THAT ACTUALLY
MAKES MORE SENSE.

42
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SO HOW WAS IT?

43
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IT WAS REALLY NICE.
WE STARTED TALKING

44
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AND THEN I-I ENDED UP
HAVING LUNCH WITH HIM.

45
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THAT IS SO WEIRD.
I HAD A DREAM

46
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THAT YOU HAD LUNCH
WITH RICHARD.

47
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REALLY?
BUT AGAIN, RICHARD SIMMONS.

48
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GO ON.
THE STRANGE PART WAS,

49
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HE WAS REALLY NICE
AND HE LOOKS GREAT

50
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BUT I DIDN'T FEEL
ANYTHING AT ALL.

51
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OOH. SO NOW, WHY CAN'T
WE TELL CHANDLER?

52
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BECAUSE IT'LL
TOTALLY FREAK HIM OUT.

53
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TOMORROW'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I JUST DON'T WANT
ANYTHING TO SPOIL THAT.

54
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OH. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS
HAVE LASTED A WHOLE YEAR.

55
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WOW, I OWE RACHEL
20 BUCKS.

56
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WHAT?
ON A TOTALLY
DIFFERENT BET.

57
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HEY.

58
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IT'S ALMOST OUR ANNIVERSARY.

59
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I KNOW.

60
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

61
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I WAS JUST YOUR
ANNOYING FRIEND, CHANDLER.

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AW… NOW YOU'RE JUST
MY ANNOYING FRIEND, CHANDLER.

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HUH.
I GOT YOU A PRESENT.

64
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OH, BUT IT'S
NOT TILL TOMORROW.

65
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I KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE
TO OPEN IT TODAY.

66
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OKAY.

67
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OKAY! THERE YOU GO!

68
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IT'S TWO TICKETS TO VEGAS!

69
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WOW!
YEAH, FOR THIS WEEKEND!

70
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OH, GOSH, IT'LL BE PERFECT.
YOU GET TO SEE JOEY.

71
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PLUS, WE GET TO START
OUR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION

72
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ON THE PLANE.

73
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WE CAN CALL IT
OUR "PLANE-IVERSARY."

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DO WE HAVE TO?

75
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NO.
OKAY, BUT THIS IS GREAT,

76
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BUT JOEY SAID HE DIDN'T WANT
ANY OF US OUT THERE.

77
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OH, HE JUST DOESN'T WANT US
TO GO THROUGH ANY TROUBLE.

78
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THINK HOW EXCITED
HE'S GOING TO BE

79
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WHEN WE GO
AND SURPRISE HIM.

80
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PLUS, WE GET TO HAVE
OUR OWN…

81
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"ANNI-VEGAS-RY."

82
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"AN-NEVADA-VERSARY"!

83
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YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD
SEE OTHER PEOPLE.

84
00:04:00,212 --> 00:04:01,630
BUT WE CAN GO, RIGHT?
YES.

85
00:04:01,713 --> 00:04:03,132
OKAY.
IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

86
00:04:03,215 --> 00:04:04,591
OKAY, I'M GOING
TO GO, TOO.

87
00:04:07,469 --> 00:04:09,930
YOU KNOW, PHEEBS, IT'S
KIND OF OUR ANNIVERSARY.

88
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PLEASE. YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO DITCH ME AGAIN
LIKE YOU DID WITH LONDON.

89
00:04:13,016 --> 00:04:14,935
DITCH YOU? PHOEBE,
YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH…

90
00:04:15,018 --> 00:04:16,728
UH-HUH, GREAT STORY.
I'M GOING.

91
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HI.
HEY.

92
00:04:21,525 --> 00:04:22,985
HEY, YOU GUYS, LISTEN.

93
00:04:23,068 --> 00:04:24,903
THIS WEEKEND WE'RE ALL
GOING TO GO TO LAS VEGAS

94
00:04:24,986 --> 00:04:27,739
TO SURPRISE JOEY…

95
00:04:27,822 --> 00:04:29,574
INCLUDING ME!

96
00:04:29,657 --> 00:04:31,118
DO YOU WANT TO GO?

97
00:04:31,201 --> 00:04:33,329
WELL, I GUESS I COULD TAKE
A COUPLE DAYS OFF WORK.

98
00:04:33,412 --> 00:04:35,456
OF COURSE YOU COULD TAKE
A COUPLE DAYS OFF WORK

99
00:04:35,539 --> 00:04:39,043
BECAUSE THIS TRIP INCLUDES ME!

100
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OH, NO. WAIT A MINUTE.

101
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WAIT. I'VE GOT
A PRESENTATION TOMORROW.

102
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I CAN'T MISS THAT.

103
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OH, I'VE GOT TICKETS
TO THE VAN GOGH EXHIBIT.

104
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I'VE BEEN WAITING, LIKE,
A YEAR FOR THIS.

105
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SO, RACH, WHY DON'T YOU AND I
FLY OUT TOGETHER SATURDAY?

106
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THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

107
00:04:51,555 --> 00:04:52,556
I'LL CALL THE AIRLINES.

108
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OKAY. YEAH.

109
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THAT'LL BE NICE, ACTUALLY

110
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TO HAVE THE APARTMENT
TO MYSELF FOR A NIGHT.

111
00:04:57,018 --> 00:04:59,146
OH, YEAH, SO YOU CAN
WALK AROUND NAKED.

112
00:05:01,565 --> 00:05:03,442
NO. SO I CAN BE BY MYSELF.

113
00:05:03,525 --> 00:05:05,069
YOU KNOW,
HAVE A LITTLE ALONE TIME.

114
00:05:05,152 --> 00:05:07,696
YEAH, NAKED ALONE TIME.

115
00:05:07,779 --> 00:05:09,656
NO, PHOEBE. JUST BECAUSE
I'M ALONE DOESN'T MEAN

116
00:05:09,739 --> 00:05:11,409
I WANT TO WALK
AROUND NAKED.

117
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I MEAN, YOU LIVE ALONE.
YOU DON'T WALK AROUND NAKED.

118
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UH-HUH. WHY DO YOU THINK
IT TAKES ME SO LONG
TO ANSWER THE DOOR?

119
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SO, SO FAR, IS THIS TRIP
TO LAS VEGAS BETTER OR WORSE

120
00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,591
THAN THE TRIP TO LONDON?

121
00:05:28,674 --> 00:05:31,845
SO FAR, IT'S PRETTY MUCH
THE SAME, PHEEBS.

122
00:05:31,928 --> 00:05:34,640
OKAY. WHAT ABOUT AFTER
I GIVE YOU THESE CANDIES?

123
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YEAH, I GUESS IT'S
A LITTLE BETTER NOW.

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HA-HA.

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OKAY, LAS VEGAS… ONE;

126
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LONDON… ZERO.

127
00:05:44,232 --> 00:05:45,900
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OOH.

128
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HAPPY "PLANE-IVERSARY."

129
00:05:50,364 --> 00:05:53,616
AW… I LOVE YOU.

130
00:05:53,699 --> 00:05:54,701
CAN I GIVE YOU
YOUR PRESENT NOW?

131
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OKAY.
OKAY.

132
00:06:01,166 --> 00:06:03,210
OH, MAN. DON'T
TELL ME I DID THIS.

133
00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:07,298
I LOVE "I FORGOT
THE PRESENT" FAKE OUT!

134
00:06:07,381 --> 00:06:09,716
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
THE "I REALLY DID
FORGET THE PRESENT

135
00:06:09,799 --> 00:06:11,260
PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
NOT FAKE OUT?

136
00:06:11,343 --> 00:06:13,512
HONEY, THAT'S OKAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

137
00:06:13,595 --> 00:06:15,306
YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME
WHEN WE GET BACK.
NO, THIS IS THE WORST THING

138
00:06:15,389 --> 00:06:16,974
THAT CAN HAPPEN ON
AN ANNIVERSARY EVER.

139
00:06:17,057 --> 00:06:18,683
OH, GOOD, ALL RIGHT.
YOU DECIDED TO TELL HIM

140
00:06:18,766 --> 00:06:20,101
ABOUT THE RICHARD THING.

141
00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:25,566
WHAT… WHAT
"RICHARD THING"?

142
00:06:25,649 --> 00:06:27,817
OH, NO.

143
00:06:29,486 --> 00:06:30,446
WHAT "RICHARD THING"?

144
00:06:30,529 --> 00:06:32,822
SIMMONS. GO WITH SIMMONS.

145
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OKAY. I, UM… I RAN
INTO RICHARD YESTERDAY

146
00:06:41,456 --> 00:06:45,544
AND HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED
TO GO FOR A BITE AND I DID.

147
00:06:45,627 --> 00:06:46,962
THE ONLY REASON WHY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU IS BECAUSE

148
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I-I KNEW YOU'D GET MAD

149
00:06:48,463 --> 00:06:51,467
AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO SPOIL OUR ANNIVERSARY.

150
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I'M NOT MAD.

151
00:06:55,637 --> 00:06:57,306
REALLY?
OH, YEAH.

152
00:06:57,389 --> 00:06:58,807
YEAH, SO YOU BUMPED
INTO RICHARD.

153
00:06:58,890 --> 00:07:00,684
YOU GRABBED A BITE.

154
00:07:02,852 --> 00:07:04,812
NO BIG DEAL.

155
00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:09,109
GREAT.

156
00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:14,781
OKAY, LONDON… ONE.

157
00:07:21,538 --> 00:07:22,706
OOH!

158
00:07:35,802 --> 00:07:37,178
HMM.

159
00:07:44,144 --> 00:07:46,020
OH, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

160
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HA, CHECK ME OUT.

161
00:07:50,484 --> 00:07:53,737
I'M IN MY KITCHEN… NAKED.

162
00:07:55,196 --> 00:07:58,576
I'M PICKING UP AN ORANGE.

163
00:07:58,659 --> 00:08:00,410
I'M NAKED.

164
00:08:02,496 --> 00:08:05,832
LIGHTING THE CANDLES NAKED

165
00:08:05,915 --> 00:08:07,626
AND CAREFULLY…

166
00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,888
OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S RACHEL NAKED!

167
00:08:23,850 --> 00:08:26,562
I CAN'T LOOK AT THAT.
I AM LOOKING AT THIS.

168
00:08:26,645 --> 00:08:29,897
OKAY, VIVID COLORS,
EXPRESSIVE BRUSH STROKES…

169
00:08:31,692 --> 00:08:36,321
UNLESS SHE WANTS ME
TO BE LOOKING AT THAT.

170
00:08:36,404 --> 00:08:38,156
SHE KNOWS I'M HOME.

171
00:08:38,239 --> 00:08:41,326
SHE KNOWS I CAN SEE HER.

172
00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:45,163
WHAT KIND OF GAME
IS SHE PLAYING?

173
00:08:45,246 --> 00:08:49,668
I THINK MAYBE
SOMEONE'S LONELY TONIGHT.

174
00:08:49,751 --> 00:08:53,004
OH, DR. GELLER, STOP IT.

175
00:08:53,087 --> 00:08:54,339
YOU'RE BEING SILLY.

176
00:08:56,758 --> 00:08:58,343
OR AM I?

177
00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:04,808
OW!

178
00:09:07,644 --> 00:09:09,563
OW.

179
00:09:17,904 --> 00:09:20,365
OW. DARN IT.

180
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000
HEY.

181
00:09:37,257 --> 00:09:39,384
MAY I COME IN?

182
00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:42,053
UH, YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO.

183
00:09:42,136 --> 00:09:45,808
DO YOU WANT ME TO?

184
00:09:45,891 --> 00:09:46,975
YEAH, SURE?

185
00:09:47,058 --> 00:09:48,268
SO DO I.

186
00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:57,277
OKAY, RACH, BEFORE
ANYTHING HAPPENS

187
00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,071
I JUST WANT TO LAY DOWN
A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES.

188
00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:03,158
THIS IS JUST ABOUT TONIGHT.

189
00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:04,576
I DON'T WANT
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS

190
00:10:04,659 --> 00:10:08,539
IF IT'S GOING TO RAISE
THE QUESTION OF "US."

191
00:10:08,622 --> 00:10:11,040
OKAY? I JUST WANT
THIS TO BE…

192
00:10:13,877 --> 00:10:15,879
ABOUT WHAT IT IS.

193
00:10:20,258 --> 00:10:21,635
AND, UM…

194
00:10:21,718 --> 00:10:23,554
W-WHAT IS THAT, ROSS?

195
00:10:23,637 --> 00:10:27,725
THE PHYSICAL ACT OF LOVE.

196
00:10:27,808 --> 00:10:29,351
WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?

197
00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:32,730
OH, SO-SO YOU WEREN'T TRYING
TO ENTICE ME JUST NOW

198
00:10:32,813 --> 00:10:34,188
WITH YOUR, YOUR NAKEDNESS?

199
00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:38,485
OH… GOD.

200
00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:41,321
YOU SAW ME?

201
00:10:41,404 --> 00:10:43,365
OH…

202
00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:47,160
YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO ENTICE ME
WITH YOUR NAKEDNESS.

203
00:10:47,243 --> 00:10:48,912
NO, NO.

204
00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:50,581
YOU THOUGHT…
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT

205
00:10:50,664 --> 00:10:52,916
I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU?

206
00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:53,999
OH, MY…

207
00:10:57,002 --> 00:10:58,630
NO.

208
00:11:00,089 --> 00:11:03,050
NO… NO.

209
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,472
NO, NO, NO, NO.

210
00:11:30,244 --> 00:11:31,872
HEY, YOU GUYS… WAIT.

211
00:11:31,955 --> 00:11:35,793
YOU GUYS, THIS PLACE IS SO MUCH
BETTER THAN LONDON, OKAY?

212
00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:37,252
THIS LADY DRESSED
LIKE CLEOPATRA

213
00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:38,545
GAVE ME THIS COUPON…

214
00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:41,214
99-CENT STEAK
AND LOBSTER DINNER. HUH.

215
00:11:41,297 --> 00:11:43,049
PHOEBE, YOU DON'T
EAT ANIMALS.

216
00:11:43,132 --> 00:11:46,303
FOR 99 CENTS,
I'D EAT YOU.

217
00:11:46,386 --> 00:11:48,931
OKAY. I COULD TOTALLY
SETTLE DOWN HERE.

218
00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:51,349
IT'S GOT EVERYTHING
I COULD EVER WANT.

219
00:11:51,432 --> 00:11:53,685
INCLUDING JOEY. LOOK!

220
00:11:53,768 --> 00:11:55,562
OH, LOOK. HI!

221
00:11:55,645 --> 00:11:57,063
OH, MY GOD.

222
00:11:57,146 --> 00:11:59,942
HEY, JOEY!

223
00:12:00,025 --> 00:12:02,110
HEY! HEY!

224
00:12:02,193 --> 00:12:03,946
WOW.
HI.

225
00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:06,989
LOVE YOUR CONDOMS, MY MAN.

226
00:12:07,072 --> 00:12:08,199
W-WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?

227
00:12:08,282 --> 00:12:09,534
I-I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
NOT TO COME.

228
00:12:09,617 --> 00:12:11,703
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
AS A GLADIATOR?

229
00:12:11,786 --> 00:12:13,163
UH… BECAUSE…

230
00:12:13,246 --> 00:12:14,581
I'M SHOOTING
A SCENE RIGHT NOW.

231
00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:17,375
YEAH, I, UH…
I PLAY A GLADIATOR.

232
00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:19,001
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HOLD ON A SECOND.

233
00:12:19,084 --> 00:12:20,796
CAN WE CUT?

234
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,172
YEAH, MY-MY FRIENDS ARE HERE.

235
00:12:22,255 --> 00:12:23,465
I'M GOING TO TAKE
A LITTLE BREAK.

236
00:12:23,548 --> 00:12:25,258
WHO-WHO ARE YOU
TALKING TO?

237
00:12:25,341 --> 00:12:26,259
THE, UH…

238
00:12:26,342 --> 00:12:28,010
DIRECTOR.

239
00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:29,554
UH… HER.

240
00:12:33,098 --> 00:12:34,852
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
IT'S NOT A GLADIATOR MOVIE.

241
00:12:34,935 --> 00:12:36,102
I WORK HERE.

242
00:12:36,185 --> 00:12:37,813
WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?

243
00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:38,981
WELL, THE MOVIE
GOT SHUT DOWN

244
00:12:39,064 --> 00:12:40,565
BECAUSE THEY RAN
OUT OF MONEY

245
00:12:40,648 --> 00:12:42,526
SO I'M WORKING HERE
TILL IT STARTS UP AGAIN

246
00:12:42,609 --> 00:12:43,610
IF IT EVER DOES.

247
00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:45,737
OH, SUCH A DRAG.

248
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:48,030
LOOK, I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
I'M SORRY, MAN.

249
00:12:48,113 --> 00:12:49,825
NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
APPARENTLY THERE'S
A NEW POLICY

250
00:12:49,908 --> 00:12:51,409
WHERE WE DON'T HAVE TO SHARE
EVERYTHING WITH EVERYBODY.

251
00:12:51,492 --> 00:12:52,870
I KNEW YOU WERE NOT
OKAY WITH THAT.

252
00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:55,873
SO YOU'RE A GLADIATOR?

253
00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:57,457
YEAH, WHAT'S
GOING ON?

254
00:12:57,540 --> 00:12:59,751
MONICA HAD
LUNCH WITH RICHARD.

255
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,670
DAWSON?

256
00:13:01,753 --> 00:13:02,921
NO…

257
00:13:03,004 --> 00:13:05,590
BUT THAT WOULD
HAVE BEEN SO COOL.

258
00:13:05,673 --> 00:13:07,384
NO, HER BOYFRIEND, RICHARD.

259
00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:09,636
IT MEANT NOTHING, OKAY?

260
00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:12,014
AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
HOW CAN YOU NOT TRUST ME?

261
00:13:12,097 --> 00:13:14,224
WHEN YOU GO LUNCHING
WITH HUNKY MUSTACHE MEN

262
00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:15,683
AND DON'T TELL ME ABOUT IT.

263
00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:21,272
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY,
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

264
00:13:21,355 --> 00:13:23,025
THANKS.

265
00:13:23,108 --> 00:13:24,192
AW, THERE WE GO.

266
00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:25,902
I LOVE VEGAS.

267
00:13:26,945 --> 00:13:28,238
I PROMISE YOU,
NEXT TIME

268
00:13:28,321 --> 00:13:29,906
I ABSOLUTELY
WILL TELL YOU.

269
00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:34,578
NEXT TIME?

270
00:13:34,661 --> 00:13:37,288
OOH, SO CLOSE.

271
00:13:37,371 --> 00:13:38,999
THERE'S NOT GOING
TO BE A NEXT TIME.

272
00:13:39,082 --> 00:13:40,584
YOU CANNOT SEE HIM
EVER AGAIN.

273
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,044
I CANNOT SEE HIM?

274
00:13:42,127 --> 00:13:44,421
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T
TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

275
00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:47,674
OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY,
BECAUSE I THINK I JUST DID.

276
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:49,217
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
ACTING LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT

277
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:50,427
I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO BE AROUND YOU.

278
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,303
FINE WITH ME.
FINE. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

279
00:13:52,386 --> 00:13:53,513
WHOA, GUYS, GUYS, PLEASE.

280
00:13:53,596 --> 00:13:55,097
COME ON, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY

281
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:57,392
JUST A BIG
MISUNDERSTANDING.

282
00:13:57,475 --> 00:13:58,977
NO, IT IS NOT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

283
00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,270
HEY, HEY!
DON'T LOOK AT ME.

284
00:14:00,353 --> 00:14:01,896
I JUST WORK HERE.

285
00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:07,110
OKAY, UM… ROSS?

286
00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:08,653
I'M A LITTLE WARM

287
00:14:08,736 --> 00:14:10,405
SO I'M GOING TO BE
TAKING OFF MY SWEATER.

288
00:14:10,488 --> 00:14:13,116
NOW, I'M, I'M JUST
LETTING YOU KNOW

289
00:14:13,199 --> 00:14:15,326
THIS IS NOT
AN INVITATION

290
00:14:15,409 --> 00:14:17,537
TO THE PHYSICAL
ACT OF LOVE.

291
00:14:18,997 --> 00:14:22,166
YEP, THAT'S HILARIOUS.

292
00:14:22,249 --> 00:14:24,294
I'M SORRY,
I'M DONE. I'M DONE.

293
00:14:24,377 --> 00:14:25,796
YOU KNOW, LAST NIGHT

294
00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:28,048
WAS EMBARRASSING
FOR YOU, TOO.

295
00:14:28,131 --> 00:14:30,092
NO, NOT REALLY.

296
00:14:30,175 --> 00:14:33,011
I JUST DON'T
EMBARRASS THAT EASILY.

297
00:14:33,094 --> 00:14:35,055
WHAT? YOU TOTALLY
GET EMBARRASSED.

298
00:14:35,138 --> 00:14:37,849
NO, I DON'T.
ROSS, I THINK I'M JUST

299
00:14:37,932 --> 00:14:39,810
A MORE SECURE PERSON
THAN YOU ARE.

300
00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:40,852
IS THAT SO?

301
00:14:40,935 --> 00:14:41,935
YEAH.

302
00:14:43,396 --> 00:14:44,815
HEY, LADY!

303
00:14:44,898 --> 00:14:47,525
I DON'T CARE
HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT, OKAY?

304
00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:49,277
I AM NOT GOING
TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

305
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,570
IN THE BATHROOM!

306
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:57,494
HEY, YOU KNOW,
IN ROMAN TIMES

307
00:14:57,577 --> 00:15:00,163
THIS WAS MORE
THAN JUST A HAT.

308
00:15:00,246 --> 00:15:01,164
REALLY?

309
00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:02,707
YEAH, SURE, SURE.

310
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:05,168
THEY WOULD SCRUB
THE FLOORS WITH IT.

311
00:15:05,251 --> 00:15:07,671
THEY WOULD USE IT TO GET
THE MUD OFF THEIR SHOE

312
00:15:07,754 --> 00:15:10,632
AND SOMETIMES, UNDERNEATH
THE HORSE WOULD GET DIRTY

313
00:15:10,715 --> 00:15:12,299
SO THEY WOULD STICK IT…
JOEY!

314
00:15:13,342 --> 00:15:15,053
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HOW

315
00:15:15,136 --> 00:15:16,513
I'M SPENDING MY ANNIVERSARY.

316
00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:18,056
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE
YOU SOMEPLACE NICE THEN.

317
00:15:18,139 --> 00:15:20,058
LOOK. A GUY TIPPED ME
100 BUCKS TODAY.

318
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,309
WHOA.
YEAH, YEAH.

319
00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:23,227
HE WAS PLAYING BLACKJACK
FOR LIKE AN HOUR

320
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,063
AND HE WON $5,000.

321
00:15:25,146 --> 00:15:26,731
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? $5,000.

322
00:15:26,814 --> 00:15:29,192
YOU KNOW, IF I WON $5,000,
I'D JOIN A GYM.

323
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,986
YOU KNOW,
BUILD UP MY UPPER BODY

324
00:15:31,069 --> 00:15:34,531
AND HIT RICHARD
FROM BEHIND WITH A STICK.

325
00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:37,701
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY DON'T I JUST DO
WHAT THAT GUY DID?

326
00:15:37,784 --> 00:15:40,244
I'LL TAKE THIS $100,
TURN IT INTO $5,000

327
00:15:40,327 --> 00:15:42,164
AND THEN I'LL TURN THAT
INTO ENOUGH MONEY

328
00:15:42,247 --> 00:15:44,374
TO GET MY MOVIE
GOING AGAIN.

329
00:15:44,457 --> 00:15:46,001
GOOD LUCK.

330
00:15:46,084 --> 00:15:47,460
CHANDLER,
I DON'T NEED LUCK.

331
00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:48,461
I HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.

332
00:15:48,544 --> 00:15:49,544
I SEE.

333
00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:56,678
THANK YOU.
THANKS.

334
00:15:56,761 --> 00:15:57,971
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

335
00:15:58,054 --> 00:16:00,431
THIS IS LIKE THE
WORST NIGHT EVER.

336
00:16:00,514 --> 00:16:02,517
YOU KNOW, MONICA,
YOU HAD A MINOR SETBACK

337
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,268
IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH CHANDLER.

338
00:16:04,351 --> 00:16:06,104
BIG DEAL.
IT'S ONLY CHANDLER.

339
00:16:07,772 --> 00:16:10,275
I AM SO SORRY.

340
00:16:12,652 --> 00:16:15,697
THIS IS CRAZY.
I MEAN, IT WAS SUCH
A STUPID ARGUMENT.

341
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,281
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT
TO SEE RICHARD AGAIN.

342
00:16:17,364 --> 00:16:20,952
SO GO FIX IT.
GO FIND CHANDLER.

343
00:16:21,035 --> 00:16:22,746
HE'S PROBABLY UP
IN YOUR ROOM.

344
00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:25,040
TELL HIM THAT YOU'RE SORRY
AND THAT YOU LOVE HIM.

345
00:16:25,123 --> 00:16:26,332
YOU'RE RIGHT, PHOEBE.

346
00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:27,876
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.

347
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:29,836
SURE.

348
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:32,797
YEAH! LAS VEGAS…
NUMBER ONE!

349
00:16:42,431 --> 00:16:44,601
DID ANYBODY LOSE THIS?

350
00:16:44,684 --> 00:16:47,311
COMING OUT.
PLACE YOUR BETS.

351
00:16:47,394 --> 00:16:49,147
DICE ARE OUT.

352
00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:52,567
YO, 11.

353
00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:53,734
PAY THE FRONT LINE.

354
00:16:58,072 --> 00:16:59,157
HMM.

355
00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,995
SO, UH…

356
00:17:04,078 --> 00:17:06,039
I'M ON MY WAY BACK
TO THE BATHROOM.

357
00:17:08,582 --> 00:17:12,295
YEAH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
JUST KEEP WALKING, ALL RIGHT?

358
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,723
ROSS, WHAT ARE YOU…?
I'M SORRY, SIR.

359
00:17:23,806 --> 00:17:27,018
I THINK HE JUST
REALLY LIKES YOU.

360
00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:32,857
HEY, YOU KNOW

361
00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:36,485
THAT TEACHER WHO HAD
A BABY WITH HER STUDENT?

362
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:47,497
WHAT THE?
HI.

363
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,332
MAY I HELP YOU?
YES, I'M SORRY.

364
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,168
DO YOU HAVE ANY
EXTRA PANTS?

365
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:54,212
MY FRIEND SEEMS TO HAVE
HAD A LITTLE "ACCIDENT."

366
00:18:00,176 --> 00:18:01,178
CAN I CHANGE $100?

367
00:18:01,261 --> 00:18:03,721
CHANGING $100.

368
00:18:03,804 --> 00:18:04,722
GOOD LUCK, SIR.

369
00:18:04,805 --> 00:18:06,057
THANKS.

370
00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:09,102
THAT'S RIGHT.

371
00:18:14,357 --> 00:18:15,859
THIRTEEN.

372
00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:17,652
HIT ME.

373
00:18:17,735 --> 00:18:19,486
OH, MAN!

374
00:18:22,615 --> 00:18:23,950
WAIT.

375
00:18:26,077 --> 00:18:28,079
CHANDLER, YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

376
00:18:28,162 --> 00:18:30,998
I HAVE FOUND
MY IDENTICAL HAND TWIN.

377
00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:37,130
WHAT?

378
00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:40,508
MY IDENTICAL HAND TWIN.

379
00:18:40,591 --> 00:18:42,635
WHAT'S AN IDENTICAL
HAND TWIN?

380
00:18:42,718 --> 00:18:44,929
IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
CHANDLER, THE DEALER'S HANDS

381
00:18:45,012 --> 00:18:46,430
WERE EXACTLY LIKE MINE.

382
00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:49,100
IT WAS LIKE LOOKING
AT MY HANDS IN A MIRROR.

383
00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:52,020
ARE YOU SURE
YOU WEREN'T

384
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:54,397
LOOKING AT YOUR
HANDS IN A MIRROR?

385
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,274
DON'T YOU SEE
WHAT THIS MEANS?

386
00:18:56,357 --> 00:18:58,609
I CAN FORGET ABOUT
THAT STUPID MOVIE.

387
00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:00,278
I'M GOING TO BE
A MILLIONAIRE!

388
00:19:02,571 --> 00:19:04,782
HOW?

389
00:19:04,865 --> 00:19:06,243
LOOK, I DON'T HAVE IT
ALL WORKED OUT YET

390
00:19:06,326 --> 00:19:07,952
BUT IT'S GOT TO MEAN
BIG MONEY.

391
00:19:08,035 --> 00:19:11,622
COME ON, IDENTICAL HANDS.

392
00:19:11,705 --> 00:19:13,291
AGAIN I MUST GO BACK TO…

393
00:19:13,374 --> 00:19:16,460
HOW?

394
00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:17,962
THIS IS VEGAS, MAN.

395
00:19:18,045 --> 00:19:20,423
PEOPLE WILL PAY TO SEE
FREAKY STUFF.

396
00:19:22,175 --> 00:19:25,011
HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY
TO SEE THIS HAND…

397
00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:26,429
TWICE?

398
00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:27,512
HUH?

399
00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:34,020
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T REALLY
PUT A PRICE ON THAT, JOE.

400
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:36,231
HEY, ARE YOU UNSUPPORTING
ME AGAIN?

401
00:19:36,314 --> 00:19:39,234
NO, NO.
I SUPPORT YOU 100%.

402
00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:41,652
I JUST DIDN'T… I DIDN'T
GET IT RIGHT AWAY.

403
00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:43,405
NOW I'M CAUGHT UP.

404
00:19:43,488 --> 00:19:45,323
IDENTICAL HAND TWINS.

405
00:19:45,406 --> 00:19:46,991
IT'S A MILLION-DOLLAR IDEA.

406
00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:48,409
RIGHT?

407
00:19:52,579 --> 00:19:53,748
HEY.
PHEEBS…

408
00:19:53,831 --> 00:19:55,792
YEAH?
I FOUND MY IDENTICAL
HAND TWIN!

409
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,002
OH, YOU'RE SO LUCKY.

410
00:20:00,796 --> 00:20:02,799
HEY.

411
00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:04,259
SO, WHERE'S MONICA?

412
00:20:04,342 --> 00:20:05,927
DID YOU GUYS MAKE UP?

413
00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:06,928
NO.

414
00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:09,055
BUT SHE JUST
CAME UP HERE.

415
00:20:09,138 --> 00:20:11,182
THAT WAS JOEY.

416
00:20:11,265 --> 00:20:12,892
I WONDER WHERE SHE IS.
THAT'S SO WEIRD.

417
00:20:12,975 --> 00:20:15,686
YEAH, WELL, SHE'S PROBABLY
TALKING TO RICHARD.

418
00:20:15,769 --> 00:20:18,064
WOULD YOU STOP THAT?

419
00:20:18,147 --> 00:20:19,607
YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE FIRST THING SHE SAID

420
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:21,525
WHEN SHE CAME BACK FROM
HER LUNCH WITH RICHARD?

421
00:20:21,608 --> 00:20:23,278
SHE DIDN'T FEEL
ANYTHING FOR HIM.

422
00:20:23,361 --> 00:20:25,822
SHE LOVES YOU.

423
00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:27,531
REALLY?
YES.

424
00:20:27,614 --> 00:20:29,492
SHE FEELS TERRIBLE.

425
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:30,827
SHE REALLY WANTS TO MAKE UP.

426
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,913
YOU'VE GOT TO FIND HER.

427
00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:35,498
OKAY.

428
00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:36,623
GOOD.

429
00:20:43,548 --> 00:20:46,050
I SHOULD REALLY START
WEARING HATS.

430
00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:56,686
YAY!

431
00:20:56,769 --> 00:20:58,313
YES! YES!

432
00:20:58,396 --> 00:20:59,980
COME ON!

433
00:21:02,275 --> 00:21:04,068
WHERE ARE THE DICE?

434
00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:35,183
WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS.

435
00:21:35,266 --> 00:21:36,434
DID YOU ENJOY…
YOUR FLIGHT?

436
00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:38,186
YES, I DID.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

437
00:21:38,269 --> 00:21:40,730
IT WAS EXCELLENT.

438
00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:42,023
HOPE YOU HAD
A NICE FLIGHT.

439
00:21:42,106 --> 00:21:44,442
OH, IT WAS THE BEST.