1 00:00:00,784 --> 00:00:02,160 OH, GOOD. YOU DECIDED TO TELL HIM 2 00:00:02,243 --> 00:00:03,745 ABOUT THE RICHARD THING. 3 00:00:05,997 --> 00:00:08,291 OH, NO. 4 00:00:08,374 --> 00:00:10,126 YOU CANNOT SEE HIM EVER AGAIN. 5 00:00:10,209 --> 00:00:11,461 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 6 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:13,296 THAT'S SO FUNNY. 7 00:00:13,379 --> 00:00:14,548 I THINK I JUST DID. 8 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:17,050 I HAVE FOUND MY IDENTICAL HAND TWIN. 9 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:18,761 WHAT'S AN IDENTICAL HAND TWIN? 10 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,637 IT'S A GUY WITH MY IDENTICAL HANDS. 11 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,347 I'M GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. 12 00:00:23,807 --> 00:00:24,850 YAY! 13 00:00:26,142 --> 00:00:27,602 YES, COME ON! 14 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:33,650 YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU? 15 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,276 NO. 16 00:00:36,194 --> 00:00:38,697 LAST NIGHT WAS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU, TOO. 17 00:00:38,780 --> 00:00:41,407 I JUST DON'T EMBARRASS THAT EASILY. 18 00:00:49,081 --> 00:00:51,501 I THINK THE CHECK-IN IS THAT WAY. 19 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:52,627 AH. 20 00:00:55,005 --> 00:00:56,965 HELLO! 21 00:00:58,508 --> 00:01:02,304 OH, KIDS LOVE ME. 22 00:01:02,387 --> 00:01:03,305 HEY! 23 00:01:03,388 --> 00:01:04,306 PHOEBE! 24 00:01:04,389 --> 00:01:05,474 YOU GUYS ARE HERE! 25 00:01:05,557 --> 00:01:06,683 YAY! 26 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:09,144 WHAT'D YOU DO, GO TO A COSTUME PARTY? 27 00:01:09,227 --> 00:01:11,062 LET ME GUESS. 28 00:01:11,145 --> 00:01:12,522 PANCHO VILLA. 29 00:01:14,399 --> 00:01:16,442 AND YOU'RE BOB SAGET. 30 00:01:18,653 --> 00:01:19,822 "PANCHO VILLA"? 31 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,197 YEAH. 32 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,783 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, PHEEBS? I DON'T… 33 00:01:27,746 --> 00:01:28,872 OH, MY GOD! 34 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:30,666 YOU DREW ON ME? 35 00:01:30,749 --> 00:01:32,417 HEY, YOU WET MY PANTS! 36 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,710 HEY… 37 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,587 WHOA, WHAT KIND OF PARTY WAS THIS? 38 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:38,799 ROSS, I HAVE BEEN WALKING AROUND LIKE THIS SINCE THE PLANE? 39 00:01:38,882 --> 00:01:40,342 YOU HAVE SO CROSSED A LINE. 40 00:01:40,425 --> 00:01:41,343 RACH, WAIT. 41 00:01:41,426 --> 00:01:43,887 THE MEN'S ROOM IS THAT WAY. 42 00:01:47,766 --> 00:01:49,267 OH! 43 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,602 WHAT? 44 00:01:50,685 --> 00:01:52,562 THAT'S, LIKE, THE THIRD TIME THAT LADY'S WON 45 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:53,856 ON A MACHINE I WAS PLAYING. 46 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:56,650 OH, I BET SHE'S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. 47 00:01:56,733 --> 00:01:59,611 M-M-MOLE PEOPLE? 48 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:01,780 WHAT? NO. NO, A LURKER. 49 00:02:01,863 --> 00:02:03,031 OH. WHAT'S A LURKER? 50 00:02:03,114 --> 00:02:05,283 OKAY, WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING A MACHINE 51 00:02:05,366 --> 00:02:06,618 AND IT HASN'T PAID OUT 52 00:02:06,701 --> 00:02:09,204 A LURKER WAITS FOR YOU TO GIVE UP AND THEN… 53 00:02:09,287 --> 00:02:10,497 KILLS YOU? 54 00:02:10,580 --> 00:02:15,293 NO, THEY SWOOP IN AND STEAL YOUR JACKPOT. 55 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:16,753 OH. MM-HMM. 56 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:18,296 HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 57 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:20,173 MY NANA USED TO DO IT, MM-HMM. 58 00:02:20,256 --> 00:02:22,634 THAT'S HOW SHE PAID FOR ALL MY DANCE… 59 00:02:22,717 --> 00:02:23,886 KARATE LESSONS. 60 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:26,137 DANCE KARATE? 61 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:29,891 YES. IT'S A DEADLY BUT BEAUTIFUL SPORT. 62 00:02:33,561 --> 00:02:34,730 OKAY 63 00:02:34,813 --> 00:02:36,189 IT WON'T COME OFF. 64 00:02:36,272 --> 00:02:37,232 WHAT? 65 00:02:37,315 --> 00:02:38,358 IT WON'T COME OFF. 66 00:02:38,441 --> 00:02:39,401 OH, MY GOD. 67 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:40,986 RACH, ARE YOU SURE? 68 00:02:41,069 --> 00:02:43,488 NO. ACTUALLY, I TOOK IT OFF AND THEN I DREW IT BACK ON. 69 00:02:44,656 --> 00:02:46,658 HEY, HEY! YOU MADE IT! 70 00:02:46,741 --> 00:02:48,284 JOEY! HEY, HEY! 71 00:02:48,367 --> 00:02:49,494 HI. 72 00:02:49,577 --> 00:02:51,203 WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? HE'S HOT. 73 00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:53,707 THANKS, MAN. 74 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:56,334 HEY, LISTEN, I TALKED TO CHANDLER. 75 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:58,127 I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MOVIE. 76 00:02:58,210 --> 00:02:59,462 DON'T BE SORRY. 77 00:02:59,545 --> 00:03:01,006 I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. 78 00:03:01,089 --> 00:03:03,008 I FOUND MY IDENTICAL HAND TWIN. 79 00:03:03,091 --> 00:03:04,718 YOUR WHAT? 80 00:03:04,801 --> 00:03:06,177 MY IDENTICAL HAND TWIN. 81 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:08,471 YEAH, THE PERSON WHOSE HANDS ARE EXACTLY LIKE MINE. 82 00:03:08,554 --> 00:03:10,015 THIS THING IS A GOLD MINE. 83 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:11,016 WHAT? 84 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:12,809 WHA…? HOW…? 85 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,102 THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU ANY MONEY. 86 00:03:15,185 --> 00:03:16,646 OKAY. WELL, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, FINE. 87 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:18,065 NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO GET TO LIVE WITH ME 88 00:03:18,148 --> 00:03:20,150 IN MY GREAT BIG HAND-SHAPED MANSION. 89 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:23,028 'CEPT YOU, PHEEBS. 90 00:03:23,111 --> 00:03:24,612 YOU CAN LIVE IN THE THUMB. 91 00:04:05,486 --> 00:04:07,489 ALL RIGHT, BABY, COME ON! 92 00:04:07,572 --> 00:04:08,865 YES! YES! YES! 93 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:10,158 I AM ON FIRE! 94 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:11,743 SEE YOU LATER, MON. 95 00:04:11,826 --> 00:04:13,912 CHANDLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 96 00:04:13,995 --> 00:04:15,789 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? I'M GOING HOME. 97 00:04:15,872 --> 00:04:17,040 WAIT. WHY? 98 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,042 CHANDLER? 99 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,961 CHANDLER, LOOK. 100 00:04:21,044 --> 00:04:22,087 I'M SORRY. 101 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:24,006 I WAS JUST PLAYING FOR ONE SECOND. 102 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,966 I WAS TRYING TO FIND YOU AND TELL YOU THAT… 103 00:04:26,049 --> 00:04:28,426 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SEE RICHARD AGAIN, I WON'T. 104 00:04:28,509 --> 00:04:29,469 HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME. 105 00:04:29,552 --> 00:04:30,804 OH, COME ON. 106 00:04:30,887 --> 00:04:32,222 I WAS THERE. 107 00:04:34,057 --> 00:04:36,476 I KNOW HE'S THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. 108 00:04:36,559 --> 00:04:39,062 NOT ANYMORE. 109 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,439 REALLY? 110 00:04:41,522 --> 00:04:43,315 REALLY. 111 00:04:46,861 --> 00:04:48,363 ALL RIGHT? 112 00:04:48,446 --> 00:04:50,406 LET'S FORGET ABOUT THIS "GOING HOME" STUFF 113 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:52,408 AND START CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY. 114 00:04:53,618 --> 00:04:55,578 OKAY, THIS IS EMPTY. 115 00:04:55,661 --> 00:04:57,998 YEAH, I WANTED TO MAKE A DRAMATIC SCENE 116 00:04:58,081 --> 00:04:59,791 BUT I HATE PACKING. 117 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:05,839 UH, HEY, WHERE'S THE OTHER GUY? 118 00:05:05,922 --> 00:05:07,340 WHICH GUY? 119 00:05:07,423 --> 00:05:08,633 HE'S KIND OF TALL, DARK HAIR 120 00:05:08,716 --> 00:05:10,218 HAND LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS, SEE? 121 00:05:10,301 --> 00:05:11,553 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE HANDS 122 00:05:11,636 --> 00:05:13,262 BUT THE GUY WHO WAS HERE BEFORE ME 123 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:14,514 JUST WENT TO THE RESTROOM. 124 00:05:14,597 --> 00:05:15,974 OKAY. 125 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:23,023 HOW YOU DOING? 126 00:05:23,106 --> 00:05:24,858 VERY BUSY. 127 00:05:24,941 --> 00:05:26,525 ALL RIGHT! OKAY! 128 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:33,700 YES, HELLO, I HAVE A QUESTION. 129 00:05:33,783 --> 00:05:38,580 UM, I USED YOUR PEN TO DRAW ON MY FRIEND'S FACE. 130 00:05:38,663 --> 00:05:41,124 A BEARD AND A MUSTACHE. 131 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:45,211 THANK YOU. 132 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:49,758 NO, SHE DIDN'T THINK SO. 133 00:05:49,841 --> 00:05:50,926 I KNOW. IT'S, LIKE… 134 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:52,010 ANYWAY, UM… 135 00:05:53,427 --> 00:05:56,056 MAKEUP DIDN'T COVER IT AND WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING 136 00:05:56,139 --> 00:05:58,349 TO GET IT OFF AND NOTHING'S WORKED. 137 00:05:58,432 --> 00:05:59,726 WHAT DO WE DO? 138 00:05:59,809 --> 00:06:01,186 YEAH. 139 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:04,647 UH-HUH… YEAH. 140 00:06:04,730 --> 00:06:06,315 OH, OKAY. 141 00:06:06,398 --> 00:06:07,441 OKAY, THANK YOU. 142 00:06:08,442 --> 00:06:10,445 YEAH, IT'S NOT COMING OFF. 143 00:06:10,528 --> 00:06:11,863 WHAT? 144 00:06:11,946 --> 00:06:13,198 WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY? 145 00:06:13,281 --> 00:06:16,701 UM, HE SAID HE THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY, SO… 146 00:06:18,286 --> 00:06:23,041 OKAY, LOOK, LOOK, LET'S JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS, WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN 147 00:06:23,124 --> 00:06:25,292 AND YOU WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. 148 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:26,878 ROSS, NO! 149 00:06:26,961 --> 00:06:29,214 THERE IS NO WAY I AM LEAVING THIS ROOM LOOKING LIKE THIS. 150 00:06:29,297 --> 00:06:30,882 OH, COME ON, RACH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 151 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:33,135 ROSS, I AM A HUMAN DOODLE! 152 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,762 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE SOME IDIOT DREW ON YOUR FACE 153 00:06:35,845 --> 00:06:38,389 DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY FUN, OKAY? 154 00:06:38,472 --> 00:06:39,724 BESIDES… HEY, HEY, HEY 155 00:06:39,807 --> 00:06:42,102 NO ONE'S GOING TO EVEN LOOK AT YOU, OKAY? 156 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:43,394 THIS IS VEGAS, HELLO? 157 00:06:43,477 --> 00:06:45,395 THERE ARE TONS OF OTHER FREAKS HERE. 158 00:06:46,772 --> 00:06:50,860 THERE ARE TONS OF FREAKS HERE, NO OTHER. 159 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:54,906 COME ON. NO ONE WILL NOTICE, I SWEAR. 160 00:06:54,989 --> 00:06:56,157 COME ON. 161 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:04,791 OKAY, THERE WAS SOME STARING AND POINTING. 162 00:07:04,874 --> 00:07:08,044 OKAY, I NEED, I NEED A DRINK. 163 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:10,338 HEY, YOU KNOW, THEY REALLY OVERCHARGE YOU 164 00:07:10,421 --> 00:07:11,422 FOR THAT STUFF. 165 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:16,219 BUT WHO CARES, BECAUSE IT'S ALL ON ME. 166 00:07:20,848 --> 00:07:23,351 THAT IS ONE BIG DRINK. 167 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:26,313 MACADAMIA NUT? 168 00:07:26,396 --> 00:07:27,314 UM, WOW! 169 00:07:27,397 --> 00:07:29,274 THAT'S, THAT'S SOME PRICEY NUT. 170 00:07:29,357 --> 00:07:30,984 MM. 171 00:07:31,067 --> 00:07:33,862 YOU REALLY LIKE THOSE MACADAMIA NUTS, HUH? 172 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:35,405 NOPE. 173 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:49,794 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU LURKER! 174 00:07:49,877 --> 00:07:51,170 GO ON, GET! 175 00:07:53,047 --> 00:07:53,965 HEY, PHEEBS. 176 00:07:54,048 --> 00:07:56,134 YOU MADE UP. 177 00:07:56,217 --> 00:07:58,845 YEAH, I COULDN'T BE MAD AT HIM FOR TOO LONG. 178 00:07:58,928 --> 00:08:01,055 YEAH, SHE COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE CHAND-LOVE. 179 00:08:05,059 --> 00:08:06,186 OKAY, GET A ROOM. 180 00:08:06,269 --> 00:08:08,437 WE HAVE ONE. 181 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,563 I KNOW. USE IT. 182 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:15,153 OH, YEAH. 183 00:08:15,236 --> 00:08:16,988 THAT'S RIGHT. 184 00:08:17,071 --> 00:08:19,074 YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF THOSE BABIES. 185 00:08:19,157 --> 00:08:20,658 EXCUSE ME? 186 00:08:20,741 --> 00:08:21,868 IT'S ME, JOEY. 187 00:08:21,951 --> 00:08:23,328 DO I KNOW YOU? 188 00:08:23,411 --> 00:08:26,831 JOEY… 189 00:08:26,914 --> 00:08:28,416 OH, YEAH. 190 00:08:28,499 --> 00:08:31,836 YEAH, THE HAND GUY. 191 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:33,713 OKAY, SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO 192 00:08:33,796 --> 00:08:35,340 ABOUT THIS HAND TWIN THING? 193 00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:37,842 NOTHING. 194 00:08:37,925 --> 00:08:41,679 LOOK, YOU AND I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A GIFT, OKAY? 195 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:43,223 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT 196 00:08:43,306 --> 00:08:44,515 LIKE HAND MODELING, HUH? 197 00:08:44,598 --> 00:08:45,934 OR MAGIC. 198 00:08:46,017 --> 00:08:48,978 AND YOU KNOW NASA's GOING TO WANT TO TALK TO US. 199 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,980 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. 200 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:52,732 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 201 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:54,776 WE COULD HAVE OUR OWN SHOW, YOU KNOW? 202 00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:56,611 WE COULD CLAP OUR HANDS TOGETHER. 203 00:08:56,694 --> 00:08:57,987 PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT 204 00:08:58,070 --> 00:08:59,781 HUH? 205 00:08:59,864 --> 00:09:01,616 AND I WROTE A SONG FOR US. 206 00:09:15,004 --> 00:09:15,964 SEE? 207 00:09:16,047 --> 00:09:18,800 THAT'S OKAY. 208 00:09:18,883 --> 00:09:21,719 BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD THE CHORUS! 209 00:09:23,929 --> 00:09:25,390 OH, MY GOD. 210 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:28,226 I'M STARTING TO LOOK LIKE MY GREAT-AUNT MURIEL. 211 00:09:28,309 --> 00:09:30,270 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 212 00:09:30,353 --> 00:09:32,855 WE DON'T HAVE TO GO DOWNSTAIRS. 213 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:36,067 WE CAN BRING VEGAS UP TO US. 214 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:37,860 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. COME ON. 215 00:09:37,943 --> 00:09:40,113 LET'S GO. WE'LL PLAY SOME BLACKJACK. 216 00:09:40,196 --> 00:09:41,114 HERE WE GO. 13. 217 00:09:41,197 --> 00:09:41,739 HIT ME. 218 00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:44,534 OOH, 23. 219 00:09:45,493 --> 00:09:49,121 WHICH IS WHAT WE PLAY TO AT THIS CASINO. 220 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,917 YOU WIN TEN DOLLARS. 221 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:53,751 I BET $20. 222 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:57,129 RIGHT. 223 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,886 A NEW PAIR OF SHOES FOR THE CHAN-CHAN MAN. 224 00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:05,221 YES! 225 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:08,099 I'VE NEVER SEEN A ROLL LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE! 226 00:10:08,182 --> 00:10:09,392 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! 227 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,102 OKAY, WHAT DO I WANT NOW? 228 00:10:11,185 --> 00:10:13,313 OKAY, UH, AN EIGHT. 229 00:10:13,396 --> 00:10:15,190 UH, A SIX. 230 00:10:15,273 --> 00:10:16,191 PICK A NUMBER! 231 00:10:16,274 --> 00:10:17,442 THAT IS YOUR ONLY JOB! 232 00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:18,485 EIGHT, EIGHT. 233 00:10:18,568 --> 00:10:19,486 THANK YOU. 234 00:10:19,569 --> 00:10:20,820 OKAY, IF YOU GET THIS ONE 235 00:10:20,903 --> 00:10:22,947 WE BUY EVERYBODY HERE A STEAK DINNER. 236 00:10:25,741 --> 00:10:26,742 EIGHT AGAIN. 237 00:10:26,825 --> 00:10:27,743 YES! YES! 238 00:10:27,826 --> 00:10:29,037 WE AREN'T REALLY GOING 239 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,955 TO BUY THESE PEOPLE STEAK DINNERS, ARE WE? 240 00:10:31,038 --> 00:10:31,956 NO. 241 00:10:32,039 --> 00:10:32,957 OKAY, GOOD. 242 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,043 OKAY, WHAT DO I WANT NOW? 243 00:10:35,126 --> 00:10:36,669 UH, TRY A HARD EIGHT. 244 00:10:36,752 --> 00:10:38,004 WHAT? TWO FOURS. 245 00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:39,047 OKAY. 246 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:40,256 EIGHT THE HARD WAY. 247 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,549 YES! 248 00:10:41,632 --> 00:10:43,176 DON'T YOU LET HER GO. 249 00:10:43,259 --> 00:10:44,719 YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY. 250 00:10:44,802 --> 00:10:47,596 THANK YOU, MR. DRUNKEN GAMBLER. 251 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:48,890 OKAY, YOU GET THIS 252 00:10:48,973 --> 00:10:51,393 AND WE GET THE BIGGEST SUITE IN THE PLACE. 253 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:54,312 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 254 00:10:54,395 --> 00:10:56,355 WE GET THE BIGGEST SUITE IN THE PLACE. 255 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,526 ALL RIGHT, THE BIGGEST SUITE IN THE PLACE. 256 00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:01,652 COME ON. 257 00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:03,112 YES! I LOVE YOU! 258 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,656 I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT WE WERE FIGHTING ABOUT. 259 00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:07,534 THAT'S 'CAUSE I HAD LUNCH WITH RI… 260 00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:08,826 ME, NEITHER! 261 00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:10,161 OKAY, WHAT DO I WANT NOW? 262 00:11:10,244 --> 00:11:11,162 ANOTHER HARD EIGHT. 263 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:12,247 "HARD EIGHT"? 264 00:11:12,330 --> 00:11:13,915 YOU SHOULD CALL IT "EASY EIGHT." 265 00:11:13,998 --> 00:11:15,417 OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 266 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,085 YOU ROLL ANOTHER HARD EIGHT… 267 00:11:17,168 --> 00:11:20,379 AND WE GET MARRIED HERE TONIGHT. 268 00:11:23,757 --> 00:11:24,842 COME ON, ROLL! 269 00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:27,886 SHUT UP! 270 00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:32,266 IT JUST GOT INTERESTING! 271 00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:39,566 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 272 00:11:39,649 --> 00:11:41,025 YOU ROLL ANOTHER HARD EIGHT 273 00:11:41,108 --> 00:11:42,818 AND WE GET MARRIED HERE TONIGHT. 274 00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:44,653 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 275 00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:46,655 YES. I LOVE YOU. 276 00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:49,492 I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYBODY AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. 277 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:53,079 I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYBODY AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU. 278 00:11:53,162 --> 00:11:55,290 OKAY, SO IF AN EIGHT COMES UP 279 00:11:55,373 --> 00:11:57,166 WE TAKE IT AS A SIGN AND WE DO IT. 280 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,418 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 281 00:11:58,501 --> 00:11:59,919 OKAY! 282 00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:01,003 OKAY. 283 00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,963 HARD EIGHT. 284 00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:08,261 OKAY, THAT'S A FOUR! 285 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,305 AND WHERE… WHERE… WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE? 286 00:12:10,388 --> 00:12:11,389 IT WENT UNDER THE TABLE. 287 00:12:11,472 --> 00:12:12,723 NOBODY MOVE! 288 00:12:12,806 --> 00:12:15,267 OKAY, YOU LOOK THAT WAY, I'LL LOOK THIS WAY! 289 00:12:19,689 --> 00:12:22,317 HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS. 290 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,610 THAT COULD BE A FOUR OR A FIVE. 291 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,989 IT'S YOUR CALL. 292 00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:34,704 IT'S A FOUR. 293 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,291 I THINK SO, TOO. 294 00:13:05,775 --> 00:13:08,571 OH, WELL. LOST AGAIN. 295 00:13:12,908 --> 00:13:13,826 THAT'S IT! 296 00:13:13,909 --> 00:13:15,328 YOU AND ME, OUTSIDE! 297 00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:17,079 I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU LOSE 298 00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:19,123 A CHUNK OF THAT PRETTY BLOND HAIR. 299 00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:23,419 OH! 300 00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:26,171 BE COOL. BE COOL. 301 00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:31,511 OKAY, LADY, YOUR LURKING DAYS ARE OVER. 302 00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:32,761 WHAT? YEAH. 303 00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:34,180 FROM NOW ON, EVERYONE YOU LURK 304 00:13:34,263 --> 00:13:35,306 I'M GOING TO LURK FIRST. 305 00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:36,683 IF YOU MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE 306 00:13:36,766 --> 00:13:38,434 I'M GOING TO BE ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU 307 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,977 EVERY SINGLE TIME. 308 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:43,772 AND THEN I'LL BE ON YOUR ASS EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY… 309 00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:45,400 TILL MONDAY. 310 00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:48,611 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I GO HOME. 311 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:49,862 WHEN DO YOU LEAVE? 312 00:13:49,945 --> 00:13:51,573 ALSO MONDAY. 313 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:52,699 WHAT TIME? 314 00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:54,158 MAYBE WE CAN SHARE A CAB. 315 00:13:56,118 --> 00:13:58,287 HIT ME. 316 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,498 HIT ME. 317 00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:01,581 HIT ME. 318 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,210 HIT ME. 319 00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:05,628 HIT ME. 320 00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:08,212 HIT ME. 321 00:14:09,881 --> 00:14:11,300 WE NEED MORE CARDS. 322 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:14,970 YEAH, AND WE ALSO NEED MORE, UM, DRINKS. 323 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:16,388 HOLD ON A SECOND. 324 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,601 WOOP. OKAY. 325 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,644 HELLO, VEGAS? YEAH. 326 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:26,232 WE WOULD LIKE SOME MORE ALCOHOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 327 00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:28,025 WE WOULD LIKE SOME MORE BEERS. 328 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:29,944 WHA…? HELLO? 329 00:14:30,027 --> 00:14:32,988 OH, I FORGOT TO DIAL. 330 00:14:35,783 --> 00:14:38,994 THAT MUST BE OUR ALCOHOL AND BEERS. 331 00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:44,626 HEY. HEY, IT'S JOEY! 332 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,835 I LOVE JOEY! 333 00:14:46,918 --> 00:14:48,755 OH, I LOVE JOEY! 334 00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:50,339 OH, JOEY LIVES WITH A DUCK. 335 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,424 HI! 336 00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:52,634 OKAY. 337 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,302 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, YOU GUYS. 338 00:14:54,385 --> 00:14:55,344 I NEED SOME HELP, OKAY? 339 00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:56,554 SOMEONE HAS GOT TO HELP ME 340 00:14:56,637 --> 00:14:58,264 CONVINCE MY HAND TWIN TO COOPERATE. 341 00:14:58,347 --> 00:15:00,141 I'LL DO IT. 342 00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:02,644 HEY, WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO DO, I'M YOUR MAN. 343 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,228 HEY. 344 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,107 WHOA… WHOA… WHOA. 345 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,275 ARE YOU… ARE YOU OKAY? 346 00:15:12,653 --> 00:15:14,905 YEAH. FINE. THANKS. 347 00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:19,201 HEY, RACH. 348 00:15:19,284 --> 00:15:21,453 HOW YOU DOIN'? 349 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:27,209 I'M DOIN' GOOD, BABY. HOW YOU DOIN'? 350 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:28,586 YEAH. 351 00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:30,504 ROSS, DON'T LET HER DRINK ANYMORE. 352 00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:34,133 OH… 353 00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:38,095 HERE'S THAT MACADAMIA NUT. 354 00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:39,388 OH. 355 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,056 NOPE. SOMETHING ELSE. 356 00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:42,139 OOPS. 357 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,774 ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW? 358 00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:51,609 I WANT TO GET OUT OF THE ROOM. 359 00:15:51,692 --> 00:15:53,778 I… YOU KNOW, I… 360 00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:56,071 I REALLY MISS DOWNSTAIRS. 361 00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:57,114 MMM. 362 00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:59,116 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 363 00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:02,494 THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY I AM LEAVING THIS HOTEL ROOM. 364 00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:05,540 WELL, HELLO. 365 00:16:05,623 --> 00:16:06,874 HI. WELCOME TO VEGAS. 366 00:16:06,957 --> 00:16:08,876 I'M ROSS. 367 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:09,877 GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 368 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,086 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 369 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:12,838 YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING RIGHT… 370 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,093 OH. WOW. 371 00:16:18,176 --> 00:16:19,261 HELLO. 372 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,596 HELLO. 373 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:24,183 HELLO. HELLO. 374 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:25,851 HELLO. 375 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:43,994 NO! OH! 376 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,207 WHOO! 377 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,751 I WON! 378 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,753 I WON! I FINALLY WON! 379 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,713 I WON! THAT WAS MY QUARTER! 380 00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,088 HERE. TAKE A HIKE, TOOTS. 381 00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:58,967 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 382 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,469 THIS LADY PLAYED MY QUARTER. 383 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,846 THIS IS MY MONEY. 384 00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:03,389 IS THAT TRUE, MISS? 385 00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:06,350 UM… SELLS DRUGS TO KIDS. 386 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:07,727 WHAT? 387 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,604 SHE SELLS DRUGS TO KIDS. 388 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,900 IT WAS MY QUARTER. 389 00:17:13,983 --> 00:17:15,443 WAS IT HER QUARTER? 390 00:17:15,526 --> 00:17:18,821 HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT THIS OVER DINNER, HUH? 391 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,823 OKAY, LADY, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. 392 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,742 NO, NO, YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! 393 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:25,118 NO, I WON'T GO BACK! I WON'T GO BACK TO THAT HELLHOLE! 394 00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:29,331 I'M JUST TAKING YOU OUTSIDE. 395 00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:30,916 OH, OKAY. 396 00:17:33,335 --> 00:17:35,087 OKAY, COME ON, I CAN'T GET MARRIED 397 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,923 UNTIL I GET SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW 398 00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,674 SOMETHING BORROWED AND SOMETHING BLUE. 399 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:39,675 OKAY, OKAY. 400 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,968 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 401 00:17:41,051 --> 00:17:43,429 OKAY, HERE'S SOMETHING BLUE AND NEW. 402 00:17:43,512 --> 00:17:45,139 YOU ARE SO EFFICIENT. 403 00:17:45,222 --> 00:17:46,140 I LOVE YOU. 404 00:17:46,223 --> 00:17:47,141 LET'S GO. 405 00:17:47,224 --> 00:17:48,183 NO, NO, NO, WAIT! 406 00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:49,518 WE NEED SOMETHING OLD. 407 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,354 UH, OKAY… I HAVE A CONDOM IN MY WALLET 408 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,356 THAT I'VE HAD SINCE I WAS 12. 409 00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:56,400 THAT'LL WORK. 410 00:17:56,483 --> 00:17:59,027 I DON'T THINK SO. 411 00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:01,739 OKAY, NOW WE JUST NEED SOMETHING BORROWED. 412 00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:05,075 HERE, JUST TAKE THIS. 413 00:18:05,158 --> 00:18:07,202 THAT'S STEALING. 414 00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:08,537 WE'LL… WE'LL BRING IT BACK. 415 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:09,955 JUST PUT IT UNDER YOUR DRESS. 416 00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:19,048 AW. 417 00:18:21,508 --> 00:18:23,635 OKAY, ONE THING AT A TIME. 418 00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:36,649 ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY? 419 00:18:36,732 --> 00:18:38,400 NO, NO. I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY MONEY. 420 00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:43,322 NOT YET, ANYWAY. HUH? 421 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:46,408 CAN'T SIT HERE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PLAY. 422 00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:48,452 ALL RIGHT. 423 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:53,958 OH, YEAH. 424 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:57,419 OH, HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO. 425 00:18:57,502 --> 00:18:59,881 OH… 426 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,632 HELLO. 427 00:19:01,715 --> 00:19:04,593 MY NAME IS REGINA FILANGIE. 428 00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:09,097 I'M A BUSINESSWOMAN IN TOWN ON BUSINESS. 429 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:10,933 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY CARD? 430 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,977 OH, WHAT DID I DO WITH MY FILOFAX? 431 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,521 I MUST'VE LEFT IT IN CONFERENCE ROOM "B." 432 00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:17,314 FOURTEEN. 433 00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:18,858 HIT ME. 434 00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,067 OH, MY GOD. 435 00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:22,194 MAY I JUST SAY THAT YOU TWO GENTLEMEN 436 00:19:22,277 --> 00:19:24,738 HAVE THE EXACT SAME HANDS? 437 00:19:25,572 --> 00:19:27,575 THEY'RE IDENTICAL. 438 00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:30,535 NOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. 439 00:19:31,912 --> 00:19:34,582 STOP IT. 440 00:19:34,665 --> 00:19:35,958 MISS FILANGIE? 441 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,626 MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION 442 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,628 AS AN IMPARTIAL PERSON AT THIS TABLE? 443 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,964 PLEASE STOP IT. 444 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:44,675 HUH… UH, WOULDN'T YOU PAY GOOD MONEY 445 00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:47,386 TO SEE THESE IDENTICAL HANDS SHOWCASED 446 00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:50,848 IN SOME TYPE OF A, UH, ENTERTAINMENT VENUE, HUH? 447 00:19:50,931 --> 00:19:55,019 IF YOU LEAVE NOW, I WILL CHOP OFF MY HAND AND GIVE IT TO YOU. 448 00:19:57,813 --> 00:19:59,690 DIDN'T I JUST THROW YOU OUT OF HERE? 449 00:19:59,773 --> 00:20:01,692 NO, YOU THREW OUT PHOEBE. 450 00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:03,444 I'M REGINA FILANGIE. 451 00:20:03,527 --> 00:20:05,071 FILANGIE. 452 00:20:05,154 --> 00:20:07,448 COME ON, LADY. 453 00:20:07,531 --> 00:20:08,991 PLEASE… PLEASE TAKE HIM, TOO. 454 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,409 ME? OH, COME ON, MAN. 455 00:20:10,492 --> 00:20:11,869 FORGET ABOUT IT, BUDDY. COME ON. 456 00:20:11,952 --> 00:20:14,622 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 457 00:20:14,705 --> 00:20:16,582 DON'T LET HIM DO THIS! COME ON! 458 00:20:16,665 --> 00:20:19,417 I'M YOUR HAND TWIN! 459 00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:25,507 HELLO. ONE MARRIAGE, PLEASE. 460 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:27,676 YEP. WE WANT TO GET MARRIED. 461 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,344 WELL, THERE'S A SERVICE IN PROGRESS. 462 00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:30,345 HAVE A SEAT. 463 00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:32,181 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 464 00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:42,232 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 465 00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:43,943 UH, THAT'S "THE WEDDING MARCH." 466 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,277 DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT? 467 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,196 NO, ONLY BECAUSE IT'S THE GRADUATION SONG. 468 00:20:51,408 --> 00:20:54,369 OKAY, THIS IS IT. 469 00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:56,330 WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED. 470 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:58,165 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 471 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,339 WELL, HELLO, MRS. ROSS. 472 00:21:05,422 --> 00:21:09,426 WOO-HOO! WELL, HELLO, MR. RACHEL. 473 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,971 WAIT! OKAY.