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WHOA!

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OH, MY GOD.

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HURRY! HURRY! HURRY UP!

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YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.

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HURRY! HURRY!

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OH, MY GOD!

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IS EVERYBODY GETTING MARRIED?

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NO RUNNING IN THE CHAPEL.

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HEY, DON'T YOU GIVE ME
ANY OF YOUR…

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HEY!

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HEY.

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HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

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ROSS AND RACHEL
LEFT US A MESSAGE

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SAYING THEY WERE
GETTING MARRIED.

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ISN'T THAT WHY
YOU GUYS ARE HERE?

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YES. WELL, YES…

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WHY ELSE WOULD
WE BE HERE?

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WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

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DID WE MISS IT?

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WE ACTUALLY MISSED IT.

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WELL, MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE

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IF YOU COULD RUN
IN THE CHAPEL!

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THIS IS INSANE.

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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

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YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE
IT'S A REAL MARRIAGE.

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WHAT?

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IF YOU GET MARRIED IN VEGAS,
YOU'RE ONLY MARRIED IN VEGAS.

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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

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IF YOU GET MARRIED
IN VEGAS, YOU'RE
MARRIED EVERYWHERE.

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REALLY?

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YEAH.

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OH, MY GOD.

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EH, WELL.

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HMM…

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OH.

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WHY ARE WE IN
BED TOGETHER?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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DO YOU…
DO YOU HAVE

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ANY CLOTHES ON?

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YES.

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REALLY?

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NO.

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BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE…

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SEX, DID WE?

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I DON'T…

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I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

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IT WAS SUCH A BLUR.

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OH!

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I REMEMBER LAUGHING.

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I LAUGHED A LOT.

51
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THEN WE DIDN'T
HAVE SEX.

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OH, I MEAN, WE WERE
REALLY DRUNK.

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I'M GLAD WE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING STUPID.

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TELL ME ABOUT IT.

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MORNING, PHEEBS.

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HEY.

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WELL, MY MOVIE HAS BEEN
OFFICIALLY CANCELED.

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JOEY, I'M SO SORRY.

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YOU WANT SOME
OF MY BREAKFAST?

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NAH. I'M TOO
DEPRESSED TO EAT.

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I'LL PROBABLY BE EATING
IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.

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SO I GUESS I'LL JUST
FLY HOME WITH YOU GUYS.

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WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT?

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WHAT ABOUT MY CAB?

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I DON'T NEED THAT ANYMORE.

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NO, JOEY, YOU
BORROWED MY CAB.

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YOU HAVE TO DRIVE IT BACK.

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I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE
ALL THE WAY BACK BY MYSELF.

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I GET SO LONELY.

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OH, OH, HOW ABOUT
IF YOU COME WITH ME?

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I DON'T KNOW, IT'S
SUCH A LONG TRIP.

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IT'LL BE GREAT.

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WE CAN TALK
AND PLAY GAMES, HUH?

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THIS COULD BE OUR CHANCE
TO, LIKE, RENEW OUR FRIENDSHIP.

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ARE YOU ASKING
ME TO HAVE A
FRIEND-AISSANCE?

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SURE?

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ALL RIGHT.

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ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK
WE REALLY NEED ONE, BABY.

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I NEVER STOPPED LOVIN' YOU.

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HEY.

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HEY.

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SO HAS ANYBODY TALKED
TO DR. AND MRS. GELLER YET?

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MM-HMM. YEAH.

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THEY LEFT ME A MESSAGE.

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THEY SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.

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WHERE IS THE WAITRESS?

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I'M STARVING.

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IT'S A BUFFET, MAN.

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OH, HERE'S WHERE I WIN
ALL MY MONEY BACK.

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LISTEN, I GOT
TO TALK TO YOU.

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SURE. WHAT'S UP?

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MONICA AND I ALMOST
GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT.

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OH, MY GOD!

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THAT'S HUGE!

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HEY!

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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WHY WASN'T I INVITED?

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AND WHO WAS
GOING TO BE

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YOUR BEST MAN?

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DON'T SAY ROSS.

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DO NOT SAY ROSS.

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LOOK, I JUST DON'T THINK
THAT MONICA AND I

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ARE READY TO GET MARRIED
YET, YOU KNOW?

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I MEAN, I LOVE HER
AND EVERYTHING, BUT…

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SEEING ROSS AND RACHEL
COMING OUT OF THAT CHAPEL

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WAS LIKE A… LIKE
A WAKE-UP CALL

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THAT MONICA AND I ARE
MOVING SO FAST, YOU KNOW.

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HOW DO I TELL HER
WITHOUT CRUSHING HER?

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OH.

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TELL HER SHE'S NOT
MARRIAGE MATERIAL.

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WHAT?

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GIRLS SAY IT TO ME
ALL THE TIME.

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AND BELIEVE ME

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IF SHE'S ANYTHING
LIKE ME

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SHE'S JUST GOING
TO BE RELIEVED.

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HOW DO I TELL CHANDLER
THAT IT'S TOO SOON?

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IT'S GOING
TO BREAK HIS HEART.

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HE'S GOING TO THINK
I DON'T LOVE HIM ANYMORE.

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WELL, YOU DON'T.

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YES, I DO.

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WELL, GOOD, GOOD.
I WAS JUST TESTING YOU.

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HI.

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OH, HI, HI.

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YOU KNOW, WE WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT BACON.

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NO, WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT TENNIS.

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TENNIS IS MORE BELIEVABLE.

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HEY.

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HEY.
HEY.

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HI.

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THANK YOU.

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MM.

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WHAT?

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ARE WE GOING
TO TALK ABOUT

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WHAT YOU GUYS
DID LAST NIGHT, OR…?

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WHAT… WHAT DO YOU
MEAN LAST NIGHT?

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NOTHING-NOTHING…

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NOTHING HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT.

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YEAH.

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UH-HUH.

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ROSS INVITED US
ALL TO WATCH.

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RACH, WE WEREN'T
GOING TO MISS

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OUR FRIENDS
GETTING MARRIED.

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WHO GOT MARRIED?

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YOU DID?

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WHAT?
WHAT?

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WE… WE… HELLO?

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NO, WE DIDN'T.
WE DIDN'T GET MARRIED.

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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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I REMEMBER BEING
IN A CHAPEL.

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THEY WOULD NOT LET
US GET MARRIED

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WHEN WE WERE
THAT DRUNK.

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THEY LET YOU GET MARRIED
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK.

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MOST PEOPLE GETTING MARRIED
IN VEGAS ARE DRUNK.

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I'M DRUNK
RIGHT NOW.

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WHAT, I CAN'T HAVE
A MIMOSA WITH BREAKFAST?

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I'M ON
VACATION.

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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
GOING TO DO?

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I GUESS WE JUST FIND
A DIVORCE LAWYER?

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WELL, I THINK…

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I THINK ROSS
ALREADY HAS ONE.

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THIS ONE'S FREE, RIGHT?

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BECAUSE YOU PAID
FOR THE FIRST TWO

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SO YOU GET THE THIRD ONE
FOR FREE.

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LAUGH IT UP.

166
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BUT THE JOKE'S
ON YOU.

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BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED
TO GET DIVORCED, OKAY?

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WE'RE JUST GOING
TO GET AN ANNULMENT.

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AN ANNULMENT?

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ROSS, I DON'T THINK
SURGERY'S THE ANSWER HERE.

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OH, THAT'S
YOUR THING.

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WHAT?

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YOUR THING,
YOUR THING, YOU KNOW.

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YOU'RE THE GUY
WHO GETS DIVORCED.

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OH, YEAH.

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IT MIGHT
BE TRUE.

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IT'S NOT
MY "THING."

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I DO NOT LOVE
GETTING DIVORCED.

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YES, YOU DO.

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THIS IS YOUR
THIRD DIVORCE.

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GOD, YOU LOVE
DIVORCE SO MUCH

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YOU'RE PROBABLY
GOING TO MARRY IT

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AND THEN…

184
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AND THEN IT WON'T WORK OUT

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SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO DIVORCE IT, DIVORCING GUY.

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I'M SO DRUNK.

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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD DO?

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I DON'T KNOW.

189
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I-I-I KNOW I LOVE YOU.

190
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I KNOW I LOVE YOU.

191
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SO WHERE ARE WE
ON THE WHOLE

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GOING-BACK-TO-THE-PLACE-
WHERE-THEY-HAVE-ALL-
THE-MARRIAGES THING?

193
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I LOVE YOU.

194
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THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

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WELL, LAST NIGHT WE
LET THE DICE DECIDE.

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MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE
IT UP TO FATE AGAIN.

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I LOVE YOU.

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YES, WE DON'T GET MARRIED
UNLESS THERE'S A SIGN, OKAY?

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SO, SAY… SAY YOU ROLL
ANOTHER EIGHT

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THEN THERE IS
A DEFINITE SIGN

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THAT WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.

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ALL RIGHT, EIGHT,
WE GET MARRIED

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BUT TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN, NINE, 10, 11, 12

204
00:09:02,773 --> 00:09:03,858
WE DON'T GET MARRIED.

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00:09:03,941 --> 00:09:05,193
SOUNDS GREAT.
OKAY.

206
00:09:05,276 --> 00:09:06,403
OKAY, WE GOT
A SHOOTER.

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00:09:06,486 --> 00:09:07,737
MONEY, PLEASE.

208
00:09:07,820 --> 00:09:08,905
YOU READY?

209
00:09:08,988 --> 00:09:10,031
READY.

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00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,866
COME ON, EIGHT.

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00:09:15,411 --> 00:09:17,246
YES, YES, EIGHT.

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00:09:18,747 --> 00:09:19,874
EIGHT, EASY EIGHT.

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00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:25,880
WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE I
ACTUALLY ROLLED AN EIGHT.

214
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THAT WAS SO UNLIKELY.

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00:09:28,299 --> 00:09:30,885
WELL, LET'S GET MARRIED…

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I GUESS.

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THAT WASN'T
A HARD EIGHT.

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LAST NIGHT I ROLLED
A HARD EIGHT.

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THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS
THE WRONG KIND OF EIGHT.

220
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NO WEDDING! DAMN IT!

221
00:09:40,478 --> 00:09:41,479
I WANTED IT SO BAD.

222
00:09:44,899 --> 00:09:45,733
WANT TO GO PACK?

223
00:09:45,816 --> 00:09:47,151
YEAH.

224
00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:50,530
WE'RE DOING THE
RIGHT THING, RIGHT?

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OF COURSE WE ARE.

226
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WE LEFT IT UP
TO FATE.

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IF WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET MARRIED

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00:09:55,826 --> 00:09:57,953
THERE WOULD BE
A CLEAR-CUT SIGN.

229
00:10:05,794 --> 00:10:08,590
OKAY, YOU HAVE
19 QUESTIONS LEFT.

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00:10:08,673 --> 00:10:10,091
USE THEM WISELY.

231
00:10:13,969 --> 00:10:15,180
COME ON, JOEY,
YOU CAN'T WIN

232
00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,306
IF YOU DON'T ASK ANY…

233
00:10:16,389 --> 00:10:17,390
QUESTIONS!

234
00:10:17,473 --> 00:10:19,309
I'M UP! WHAT?

235
00:10:19,392 --> 00:10:21,102
WHAT?

236
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,895
WELL, YOU PROMISED ME
A FUN ROAD TRIP

237
00:10:22,978 --> 00:10:24,897
AND WE'VE BEEN ON
THE ROAD FOR SIX HOURS

238
00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:27,025
AND YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP
FOR FIVE AND A HALF.

239
00:10:27,108 --> 00:10:29,068
WE ARE SWITCHING
AT THE NEXT REST STOP

240
00:10:29,151 --> 00:10:31,488
AND YOU ARE
GOING TO DRIVE
THE WHOLE WAY BACK.

241
00:10:31,571 --> 00:10:32,989
THAT WILL BE
YOUR PUNISHMENT

242
00:10:33,072 --> 00:10:34,407
YOU GREEDY SLEEPER.

243
00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:36,784
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

244
00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:39,704
AND UNTIL THEN,
YOU ARE GOING
TO SING TO ME.

245
00:10:39,787 --> 00:10:41,289
BECAUSE THE
RADIO'S BROKEN

246
00:10:41,372 --> 00:10:42,624
AND YOU ARE SELFISH…

247
00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:44,209
BUT YOU HAVE
A NICE VOICE.

248
00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:46,169
REALLY? I DON'T…

249
00:10:46,252 --> 00:10:47,546
SING!

250
00:10:59,265 --> 00:11:01,267
MAN, THIS IS A LONG DRIVE.

251
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,646
ARE MY EYES OPEN?

252
00:11:04,729 --> 00:11:06,773
NO!

253
00:11:22,121 --> 00:11:23,121
GOOD MORNING.

254
00:11:29,587 --> 00:11:31,130
HEY.

255
00:11:31,213 --> 00:11:32,548
HEY, HUBBY.

256
00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:37,679
ACTUALLY, UM, I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT

257
00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:39,347
THAT WHOLE
ANNULMENT THING.

258
00:11:39,430 --> 00:11:40,682
UH-HUH?

259
00:11:40,765 --> 00:11:42,933
YEAH, I'M NOT
GOING TO DO THAT.

260
00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:58,283
OKAY!

261
00:11:58,366 --> 00:12:01,745
SO… WE'LL JUST
STAY MARRIED.

262
00:12:01,828 --> 00:12:03,246
YES, EXACTLY.

263
00:12:03,329 --> 00:12:08,042
AND I WILL MAKE EVERYONE
CALL ME MRS. GELLER.

264
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,961
WOW, THIS IS SO AMAZING.

265
00:12:10,044 --> 00:12:11,671
I, UH…

266
00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:14,048
I REALLY THOUGHT I'D HAVE
TO TALK YOU INTO THIS MORE.

267
00:12:14,131 --> 00:12:15,883
OKAY, SEE, NOW I'M SCARED

268
00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:19,178
BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY
THINK YOU'RE KIDDING.

269
00:12:19,261 --> 00:12:22,181
I'M-I'M NOT KIDDING.

270
00:12:22,264 --> 00:12:23,891
LOOK, I-I…

271
00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:27,312
I CAN'T HAVE THREE
FAILED MARRIAGES.

272
00:12:27,395 --> 00:12:29,147
I CAN'T, OKAY?

273
00:12:29,230 --> 00:12:33,151
I-I-I AM NOT GOING
TO BE THAT GUY.

274
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:34,736
WHAT? WELL, WH-WHAT…

275
00:12:34,819 --> 00:12:38,906
SO… SO, WHAT, WE JUST
STAY MARRIED FOREVER?

276
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:43,828
HOW-HOW IS THIS GOING
TO AFFECT YOU, REALLY?

277
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:50,042
I MEAN, YOU FILL SOME FORM
OUT ONCE IN A WHILE.

278
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,337
INSTEAD OF CHECKING
THE BOX THAT SAYS "MISS"

279
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,422
YOU CHECK THE BOX
THAT SAYS "MRS."

280
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:56,841
IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO IT.

281
00:12:58,801 --> 00:13:01,721
OH, OKAY, I'M SORRY,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

282
00:13:01,804 --> 00:13:04,098
YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ABSOLUTELY
CAN STAY MARRIED

283
00:13:04,181 --> 00:13:05,600
BECAUSE I WAS UNDER
THE IMPRESSION

284
00:13:05,683 --> 00:13:08,811
THAT THE BOXES WERE
FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.

285
00:13:10,187 --> 00:13:13,316
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JUST…

286
00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:15,443
PLEASE, TAKE A MOMENT HERE

287
00:13:15,526 --> 00:13:18,780
AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE
ASKING OF ME, OKAY?

288
00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:24,243
I AM ASKING YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR.

289
00:13:25,661 --> 00:13:29,999
YOU ARE ASKING ME
TO BE YOUR WIFE.

290
00:13:30,082 --> 00:13:35,212
AND AS MY WIFE,
I THINK YOU SHOULD
GRANT ME THIS FAVOR.

291
00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:41,052
THAT KID KICKED ME
REALLY HARD ON THE PLANE.

292
00:13:41,135 --> 00:13:43,388
WELL, YOU DID PULL HIS HAIR.

293
00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:44,806
HE TOOK MY SNACK.

294
00:13:44,889 --> 00:13:46,974
I'M NOT GETTING
INTO THIS AGAIN!
OKAY!

295
00:13:47,057 --> 00:13:48,309
OH, GOD, YOU
KNOW WHAT?

296
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,477
IT HURTS REALLY BAD.

297
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,312
WELL, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO WALK…

298
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,480
HERE. HERE.

299
00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:53,731
OKAY.

300
00:14:02,239 --> 00:14:04,325
THIS DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING, DOES IT?

301
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,368
NO.

302
00:14:05,451 --> 00:14:06,786
OKAY.

303
00:14:08,996 --> 00:14:11,123
HOW COULD
YOU PICK UP
A HITCHHIKER?

304
00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:13,042
HE COULD BE A RAP…

305
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,588
HE COULD BE A RAPIST OR
A KILLER OR SOMETHING.

306
00:14:16,671 --> 00:14:19,965
DON'T YOU THINK I ASKED HIM THAT
BEFORE HE GOT IN?

307
00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:21,926
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M
NOT TALKING TO YOU.

308
00:14:22,009 --> 00:14:23,553
YOU GO BACK TO
SLEEP. AND YOU…

309
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:24,679
ARE YOU A RAPIST?

310
00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:25,680
NO.

311
00:14:25,763 --> 00:14:27,599
DO YOU LIKE
CAR GAMES?

312
00:14:27,682 --> 00:14:30,059
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
THE, UH, LICENSE PLATE GAME?

313
00:14:30,142 --> 00:14:32,019
I LOVE THE LICENSE
PLATE GAME.

314
00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:33,479
OH, I'LL PLAY.
I'LL PLAY.

315
00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:36,357
NO, NO. YOU NEED
YOUR SLEEP.
NIGHT NIGHT.

316
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,775
SHH.

317
00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:43,656
HEY.

318
00:14:43,739 --> 00:14:45,283
HEY.
LISTEN.

319
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:47,159
I KNOW YOU WANTED
TO TALK TO ME

320
00:14:47,242 --> 00:14:50,746
BUT I HAVE AN IDEA
THAT MAY MAKE YOU
WANT TO STAY MARRIED.

321
00:14:52,414 --> 00:14:57,252
WE REGISTER, AND YOU GET
TO KEEP ALL THE PRESENTS.

322
00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:01,633
NO.

323
00:15:01,716 --> 00:15:02,967
ROSS, COME ON.

324
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:04,677
NO. LISTEN. LOOK,
I'VE THOUGHT A LOT

325
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,721
ABOUT HOW TO TELL
YOU THIS AND, UM…

326
00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:11,058
THE BOTTOM LINE, ROSS,
IS WE CANNOT STAY MARRIED.

327
00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:13,478
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE.

328
00:15:13,561 --> 00:15:14,812
BUT IT-IT-IT IS.

329
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,566
OKAY, YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS?

330
00:15:18,649 --> 00:15:22,570
THIS IS A DIFFERENCE
OF OPINION.

331
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,324
AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS
IN A MARRIAGE…

332
00:15:26,407 --> 00:15:27,992
OH, ROSS, COME ON!
THIS IS NOT A…

333
00:15:28,075 --> 00:15:29,327
THIS IS NOT A MARRIAGE.

334
00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:31,370
THIS IS THE WORLD'S
WORST HANGOVER!

335
00:15:31,453 --> 00:15:33,247
ROSS, LISTEN

336
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,833
IF YOU DO NOT GET
THIS ANNULMENT, I WILL.

337
00:15:38,044 --> 00:15:40,045
ALL RIGHT.

338
00:15:40,128 --> 00:15:41,631
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.

339
00:15:41,714 --> 00:15:43,925
THANK YOU.

340
00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:45,593
HEY-HEY, UM…

341
00:15:45,676 --> 00:15:47,720
UH, IS THERE
ANY SUCH THING

342
00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:50,264
AS AN ANNULMENT SHOWER?

343
00:15:54,142 --> 00:15:54,978
OH, WAIT, WAIT.

344
00:15:55,061 --> 00:15:55,895
THERE'S THE TRAIN STATION.

345
00:15:55,978 --> 00:15:57,438
THIS IS WHERE
I GET OFF.

346
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,357
I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS
AND PHONE NUMBER.

347
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,817
AND I HAVE YOUR NAME

348
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,695
AND THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE A DRIFTER, SO…

349
00:16:03,778 --> 00:16:05,947
BALL'S PRETTY MUCH
IN YOUR COURT.

350
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:07,114
ALL RIGHT

351
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:08,407
SEE YOU, PHEEBS.

352
00:16:16,707 --> 00:16:17,709
COME ON, PHEEBS.

353
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,251
I CAN'T TAKE THIS
ANYMORE.

354
00:16:19,334 --> 00:16:21,045
PLEASE TALK TO ME.

355
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,258
LET-LET ME MAKE IT
UP TO YOU, HUH?

356
00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:48,740
STOP IT! NO!

357
00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:50,742
THAT'S NOT FAIR.

358
00:16:50,825 --> 00:16:53,995
YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST
THAT BEAUTIFUL VOICE.

359
00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:57,373
PHEEBS, LOOK,
I'M SO SORRY.

360
00:16:57,456 --> 00:17:00,543
I KNOW I PROMISED YOU
A FUN ROAD TRIP WITH YOUR FRIEND

361
00:17:00,626 --> 00:17:03,504
AND I DIDN'T DELIVER, OKAY,
BUT-BUT-BUT NOW I KNOW

362
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,464
THAT YOU THINK BEING AWAKE

363
00:17:05,547 --> 00:17:08,384
IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF FRIENDSHIP, SO…

364
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,802
SO…

365
00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:11,721
SO I WILL STRIVE
TO-TO STAY AWAKE

366
00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:13,597
FOR AS LONG AS I KNOW YOU.

367
00:17:15,057 --> 00:17:18,686
YOU CAN STILL, LIKE,
SLEEP AT NIGHT AND STUFF.

368
00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:20,521
WELL, THANK YOU.

369
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,607
SO, CAN WE PLAY
20 QUESTIONS NOW?

370
00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:24,316
I GOT A REALLY GOOD ONE.

371
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:27,278
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT
SINCE KANSAS.

372
00:17:27,361 --> 00:17:29,363
OKAY.

373
00:17:29,446 --> 00:17:34,118
IS IT… A KIND
OF HOT SANDWICH?

374
00:17:34,201 --> 00:17:36,871
YES.

375
00:17:36,954 --> 00:17:39,248
IS IT A MEATBALL SUB?

376
00:17:39,331 --> 00:17:40,959
THAT IS INCREDIBLE.

377
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:44,378
YOU ARE THE MASTER.

378
00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:47,548
BUG!

379
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,427
THAT'S FUNNY.

380
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:53,763
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE
GOING TO BE THE NEXT ONE…

381
00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:55,014
DON'T SAY IT.

382
00:17:55,097 --> 00:17:57,058
DON'T EVEN THINK IT.

383
00:17:57,141 --> 00:17:58,392
ALL RIGHT.

384
00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:00,811
OKAY, CHANDLER,
ENJOY YOUR HANDFUL.

385
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,983
ALL RIGHT,
SHOULD WE JUST…

386
00:18:05,066 --> 00:18:06,734
SHOULD WE JUST
GET MARRIED, YOU KNOW?

387
00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:08,193
I MEAN, SHOULD WE
JUST DO IT?

388
00:18:08,276 --> 00:18:10,029
ALL THE SIGNS
ARE TELLING US
TO DO IT.

389
00:18:10,112 --> 00:18:11,864
I'M SICK OF THE SIGNS.
IT'S TOO FAST.

390
00:18:11,947 --> 00:18:13,365
I'M HAPPY THE WAY THINGS ARE.

391
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:14,575
ME, TOO.

392
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,743
I DON'T WANT THINGS TO CHANGE;
DO YOU?

393
00:18:15,826 --> 00:18:16,494
NO.

394
00:18:16,577 --> 00:18:17,369
ALL RIGHT, THEN.

395
00:18:17,452 --> 00:18:18,203
THEN NOTHING CHANGES!

396
00:18:18,286 --> 00:18:19,163
EVERYTHING IS GREAT!

397
00:18:19,246 --> 00:18:20,706
EVERYTHING STAYS THE SAME!

398
00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,750
NOW, YOU GO AND UNPACK
'CAUSE IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS

399
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,251
AND IT'S DRIVING
ME INSANE.

400
00:18:24,334 --> 00:18:25,294
AH, GEEZ, RELAX.

401
00:18:25,377 --> 00:18:26,921
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE MA…

402
00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:28,130
AH! AH!

403
00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:41,894
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING,
WHAT IF I, UH, UNPACK HERE?

404
00:18:41,977 --> 00:18:43,854
THEN ALL YOUR STUFF
WOULD BE HERE.

405
00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:48,901
WELL…

406
00:18:48,984 --> 00:18:51,904
WHAT IF ALL MY STUFF WAS HERE?

407
00:18:51,987 --> 00:18:54,782
THEN YOU'D BE GOING
BACK AND FORTH ALL THE TIME.

408
00:18:54,865 --> 00:18:55,908
I MEAN…

409
00:18:55,991 --> 00:18:57,785
DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

410
00:18:57,868 --> 00:19:01,246
OKAY.

411
00:19:01,329 --> 00:19:02,748
WHAT IF WE LIVE TOGETHER

412
00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:05,375
AND YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING?

413
00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:09,672
LIVE TOGETHER?

414
00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:12,717
THERE HAVE BEEN
NO SIGNS FOR THAT.

415
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,137
ME ASKING IS KIND OF A SIGN.

416
00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:21,100
YES!

417
00:19:21,183 --> 00:19:21,767
YES!
OKAY!

418
00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:23,227
YES!

419
00:19:24,311 --> 00:19:25,980
YES!

420
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:29,274
YES. OKAY.
OKAY, WAIT.

421
00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:29,775
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

422
00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:30,484
OKAY.

423
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:31,276
OKAY.
HERE'S YOUR KEY.

424
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:32,778
OKAY.
HERE'S YOUR KEY.

425
00:19:32,861 --> 00:19:34,363
ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU HAVE
TO GO OUT AND CHRISTEN IT.

426
00:19:34,446 --> 00:19:36,032
NOW, GO OUT AND THEN
COME BACK IN.

427
00:19:36,115 --> 00:19:38,867
THE DOOR HASN'T BEEN LOCKED
IN FIVE YEARS, BUT OKAY.

428
00:19:39,952 --> 00:19:41,079
READY?

429
00:19:41,162 --> 00:19:42,621
READY!

430
00:19:42,704 --> 00:19:43,998
OKAY, A LITTLE
PROBLEM.

431
00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:46,084
THE KEY BROKE IN THE LOCK
AND I CAN'T GET IN.

432
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:47,877
OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T GET OUT.

433
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,045
THIS ISN'T A SIGN.

434
00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:50,713
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S NOT A SIGN.

435
00:19:50,796 --> 00:19:51,881
IT'S A VERY OLD KEY.

436
00:19:51,964 --> 00:19:53,174
IT'S JUST AN OLD KEY!

437
00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:54,633
OH, MY GOD. IT'S OLD.

438
00:19:54,716 --> 00:19:56,593
I LOVE YOU.

439
00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:59,805
I LOVE YOU.

440
00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:03,684
ARE YOU HUGGING
THE DOOR RIGHT NOW?

441
00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:10,608
NO.

442
00:20:10,691 --> 00:20:13,319
YEAH, YEAH.
ME, NEITHER.

443
00:20:16,446 --> 00:20:17,531
HEY.

444
00:20:17,614 --> 00:20:19,491
HEY. SO, DID EVERYTHING
GO ALL RIGHT

445
00:20:19,574 --> 00:20:20,868
WITH THE, UH, ANNULMENT?

446
00:20:20,951 --> 00:20:22,036
OH, YEAH.

447
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:23,996
NO PROBLEMS. IT'S
ALL TAKEN CARE OF.

448
00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:25,497
ROSS, THANK YOU.
AAH…

449
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:28,709
HEY, DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE?

450
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:29,710
OH, YEAH. WHY NOT?

451
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:30,711
YEAH. PHEEBS?

452
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:31,837
NO, THANKS.

453
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,214
I'VE ALREADY SEEN ONE.

454
00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:34,966
OKAY. UM…

455
00:20:35,049 --> 00:20:36,134
I'LL GET MY SWEATER.

456
00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:37,425
OKAY.

457
00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:42,514
YOU WANT-YOU
WANT TO HEAR
SOMETHING WEIRD?

458
00:20:42,597 --> 00:20:43,849
ALWAYS.

459
00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:48,062
I DIDN'T GET THE ANNULMENT.

460
00:20:49,188 --> 00:20:50,606
WHAT?

461
00:20:50,689 --> 00:20:53,109
WE'RE STILL MARRIED.

462
00:20:53,192 --> 00:20:54,443
DON'T TELL RACHEL.

463
00:20:54,526 --> 00:20:55,777
SEE YOU LATER.

464
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,709
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

465
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,086
KEY'S STUCK IN THE LOCK.

466
00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:13,420
I CAN FIX IT.
HOLD ON.

467
00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:17,007
WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT.

468
00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:24,890
STILL DOESN'T WORK.

469
00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:25,724
I'M NOT FINISHED.

470
00:21:25,807 --> 00:21:27,893
OH.

471
00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:38,487
NICE JOB, JOE.

472
00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:40,655
YOU'RE QUITE
THE CRAFTSMAN.