1 00:00:01,817 --> 00:00:03,110 Always. 2 00:00:04,487 --> 00:00:06,780 I didn't get the annulment. 3 00:00:08,449 --> 00:00:10,618 What? We're still married. 4 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:14,413 Don't tell Rachel. See you later. 5 00:00:17,791 --> 00:00:20,252 Hey, do you have any gum? Oh, yeah. 6 00:00:21,378 --> 00:00:23,005 Wait! Wait! Hi. 7 00:00:23,088 --> 00:00:25,299 Listen, Ross, can I just talk to you for just a second? 8 00:00:25,382 --> 00:00:27,427 Oh, but, Phoebe, we're gonna be late for the movie. 9 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:30,137 Oh, there's a cab! Taxi! 10 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:31,680 Oh, that's lucky, huh? 11 00:00:31,763 --> 00:00:35,309 What timing. My God, huh? There you go. There you go. 12 00:00:35,392 --> 00:00:36,852 We're-we're actually just gonna walk 'cause it's 13 00:00:36,935 --> 00:00:37,978 right up there at the Angelika. 14 00:00:38,061 --> 00:00:40,147 Oh, the Angelika! Go! Go! 15 00:00:41,982 --> 00:00:43,650 You didn't get the annulment? 16 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:46,070 I know. 17 00:00:46,153 --> 00:00:47,863 Ross? Well, I tried. 18 00:00:47,946 --> 00:00:49,407 But when I got to my lawyer's office 19 00:00:49,490 --> 00:00:51,909 all I could hear was "Three divorces!" 20 00:00:51,992 --> 00:00:54,078 "Three divorces!" 21 00:00:54,161 --> 00:00:56,205 Look, I just don't want my tombstone 22 00:00:56,288 --> 00:00:59,500 to read "Ross Geller, three divorces." 23 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:00,918 Don't be worried about that. 24 00:01:01,001 --> 00:01:03,129 Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say. 25 00:01:03,212 --> 00:01:06,924 It can say, "Ross Geller, good at marriage." 26 00:01:07,007 --> 00:01:10,844 You know? Mine's gonna say, "Phoebe Buffay, buried alive." 27 00:01:12,012 --> 00:01:13,598 Look, all I know is, I, I can't 28 00:01:13,681 --> 00:01:15,433 have another failed marriage. 29 00:01:15,516 --> 00:01:17,560 So, okay, what, you're gonna be married to a girl 30 00:01:17,643 --> 00:01:18,978 who doesn't even know about it. 31 00:01:19,061 --> 00:01:21,313 Oh, woman! Sorry. 32 00:01:22,981 --> 00:01:26,110 Well, okay, so I don't have it all worked out quite yet. 33 00:01:26,193 --> 00:01:29,363 Just don't, don't say anything to Rachel, please. 34 00:01:29,446 --> 00:01:32,575 Rachel is one of my closest friends. 35 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:34,494 Although, being the only one that knows about this 36 00:01:34,577 --> 00:01:37,037 does make me feel special. Okay. 37 00:01:39,415 --> 00:01:41,375 Okay, stop, stop, stop! 38 00:01:41,458 --> 00:01:44,044 Phoebe! Hey, Rach! 39 00:01:45,045 --> 00:01:46,672 What was that? 40 00:01:46,755 --> 00:01:48,257 Sorry. Mix-up. 41 00:01:49,717 --> 00:01:51,511 Hey, how was the movie? 42 00:01:51,594 --> 00:01:53,220 I haven't seen it yet. Ross. 43 00:01:53,303 --> 00:01:56,265 Then you better hurry. The Angelika! Go! Go! 44 00:01:56,348 --> 00:01:57,683 No! 45 00:02:39,224 --> 00:02:40,476 You know, when we move in together 46 00:02:40,559 --> 00:02:41,852 can I get a gumball machine? 47 00:02:41,935 --> 00:02:44,938 Of course. Joey wouldn't let you have one? 48 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:49,193 No. When it comes to sweets, he's surprisingly strict. 49 00:02:49,276 --> 00:02:51,487 Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you're moving out? 50 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:53,072 No, no, I keep trying, you know 51 00:02:53,155 --> 00:02:55,032 and I can get out "Joey, I have to" 52 00:02:55,115 --> 00:02:57,410 but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with 53 00:02:57,493 --> 00:02:59,870 "Go to the bathroom." 54 00:02:59,953 --> 00:03:02,039 He may think I'm sick. 55 00:03:02,122 --> 00:03:04,458 You know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I.. 56 00:03:04,541 --> 00:03:05,876 We just got to get it over with. 57 00:03:05,959 --> 00:03:07,503 You know what, the next time we see them 58 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:09,171 we're just gonna tell 'em, okay? That's it. 59 00:03:09,254 --> 00:03:10,339 Oh, is that how this is gonna work now? 60 00:03:10,422 --> 00:03:11,465 You're just gonna order me around 61 00:03:11,548 --> 00:03:13,342 all the time? 62 00:03:13,425 --> 00:03:15,344 Pretty much. Alright. 63 00:03:16,428 --> 00:03:17,471 Hey, Monica. 'Hi.' 64 00:03:17,554 --> 00:03:18,514 Hey, man, you feeling better? 65 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:19,723 Yeah, I'm, I'm, uh.. 66 00:03:22,351 --> 00:03:24,186 Um, Joey. 67 00:03:24,269 --> 00:03:26,229 We have something to tell you. 68 00:03:27,147 --> 00:03:28,691 Oh, my God! 69 00:03:28,774 --> 00:03:30,233 You're pregnant! 70 00:03:31,943 --> 00:03:34,488 No. No. No. 71 00:03:34,571 --> 00:03:36,072 No. 72 00:03:37,282 --> 00:03:38,367 Look, Joe, here's the thing. 73 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:39,743 Um.. 74 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:43,872 …Monica and I have decided to live together, here. 75 00:03:43,955 --> 00:03:45,916 So.. 76 00:03:45,999 --> 00:03:48,084 …I'm gonna be moving out, man. 77 00:03:51,672 --> 00:03:53,173 Wow. 78 00:03:53,256 --> 00:03:55,175 Well, uh, hey. 79 00:03:55,258 --> 00:03:57,720 I'm really happy for you guys. Congratulations. 80 00:03:57,803 --> 00:04:00,431 See you later. Hey, Joey, Joey. 81 00:04:00,514 --> 00:04:02,224 Are you okay? Yeah. I gotta go. 82 00:04:02,307 --> 00:04:04,393 I've got an acting job. 83 00:04:06,186 --> 00:04:07,855 Like you'd believe that. 84 00:04:09,732 --> 00:04:11,233 This sucks! 85 00:04:11,316 --> 00:04:12,985 Look, I'm-I'm just gonna be right across the hall 86 00:04:13,068 --> 00:04:15,321 and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up 87 00:04:15,404 --> 00:04:18,616 I'm moving right back in with you. 88 00:04:18,699 --> 00:04:20,117 Okay, look, look, look, uh.. 89 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,327 …if you're gonna be moving in with him 90 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:23,287 I feel that it is my responsibility 91 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:25,038 to tell you the truth about him, okay? 92 00:04:25,121 --> 00:04:27,166 He's a terrible roommate. Terrible! 93 00:04:27,249 --> 00:04:29,669 He, uh, forgets to, um.. 94 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:33,464 …he, uh, oh, always, he always, uh.. 95 00:04:33,547 --> 00:04:35,549 Oh, who am I kiddin'? He's the best roommate ever! 96 00:04:40,846 --> 00:04:42,264 Hey, Pheebs. Hey. 97 00:04:42,347 --> 00:04:43,683 Hey, have you seen Rachel? 98 00:04:43,766 --> 00:04:45,934 No. Why? I have some exciting news. 99 00:04:46,017 --> 00:04:47,853 You're pregnant. 100 00:04:49,062 --> 00:04:51,440 No! 101 00:04:51,523 --> 00:04:53,484 Chandler and I are moving in together. 102 00:04:53,567 --> 00:04:55,820 Ooh, that's good. Wow. 103 00:04:55,903 --> 00:04:57,697 But now, if you were pregnant what would you name it? 104 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,239 Hint, Phoebe. 105 00:05:00,657 --> 00:05:02,951 Hey. Hey. 106 00:05:03,034 --> 00:05:06,038 What's up? Well, um.. 107 00:05:06,121 --> 00:05:08,248 Chandler and I are moving in together. 108 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,251 Oh, my God. 109 00:05:11,334 --> 00:05:15,255 Oh-h-h, my little sister and my best friend 110 00:05:15,338 --> 00:05:16,799 shackin' up. 111 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:21,220 Well, that's great. That's great. Come here. Muah! 112 00:05:21,303 --> 00:05:25,516 You guys, I'm happy too. Okay, come here. 113 00:05:25,599 --> 00:05:27,184 Wow, big day, huh? 114 00:05:27,267 --> 00:05:29,603 People moving in, people getting annulled. 115 00:05:33,231 --> 00:05:36,068 Anyway, I gotta go find Rachel, but, um, if you guys see her 116 00:05:36,151 --> 00:05:37,820 would you please try to give her some really bad news 117 00:05:37,903 --> 00:05:39,655 so mine doesn't seem so bad. 118 00:05:39,738 --> 00:05:42,533 Okay. Okay. Bye. 119 00:05:42,616 --> 00:05:45,410 Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel. 120 00:05:47,203 --> 00:05:50,875 Bad news for Rachel. What could that be? 121 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:53,460 Can you just, can you just lay off, please? 122 00:05:53,543 --> 00:05:55,128 Alright. My life is an embarrassment. 123 00:05:55,211 --> 00:05:57,756 I should just go live under somebody's stairs. 124 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:00,551 Ross, it's not that big a deal. 125 00:06:00,634 --> 00:06:02,595 So, you'll have been divorced three times. 126 00:06:02,678 --> 00:06:04,680 You'll still have a life. You'll go on dates. 127 00:06:04,763 --> 00:06:06,390 No. No. No, I won't. 128 00:06:06,473 --> 00:06:09,268 I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. 129 00:06:09,351 --> 00:06:11,729 Alright, the only guys below me will be four-divorce guy 130 00:06:11,812 --> 00:06:15,524 uh…murderer guy and-and geologists. 131 00:06:17,776 --> 00:06:19,904 Ross, you're being ridiculous, okay? 132 00:06:19,987 --> 00:06:21,946 You are cute and smart and sweet 133 00:06:22,029 --> 00:06:25,033 and that is much more important than three stupid divorces. 134 00:06:25,116 --> 00:06:26,660 Oh, yeah, have you ever dated anyone 135 00:06:26,743 --> 00:06:28,245 who's been divorced three times? 136 00:06:28,328 --> 00:06:29,914 Well, that's not really fair, you know. 137 00:06:29,997 --> 00:06:31,582 Most guys who've been divorced three times 138 00:06:31,665 --> 00:06:34,084 are like 60. 139 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:36,754 Ross, nobody cares about this except you. 140 00:06:36,837 --> 00:06:40,256 You, uh, this embarrassment thing is all in your head. 141 00:06:41,299 --> 00:06:42,843 Here, I'll show you. 142 00:06:42,926 --> 00:06:44,303 Come here. What? 143 00:06:44,386 --> 00:06:46,012 Hi! Hi. Listen. 144 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:48,014 My friend Ross is about to be divorced 145 00:06:48,097 --> 00:06:50,183 for the third time, but wouldn't you date him? 146 00:06:51,184 --> 00:06:52,645 And if you wait right here 147 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:54,521 I'll go get Ross. 148 00:06:58,316 --> 00:06:59,568 Hi. Oh! 149 00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:00,945 I thought you were Rachel. 150 00:07:01,028 --> 00:07:02,780 What gave me away? 151 00:07:02,863 --> 00:07:04,698 I just got to tell her. I have to get it over with. 152 00:07:04,781 --> 00:07:07,075 I've told Ross and Phoebe and she's the only one left. 153 00:07:07,158 --> 00:07:08,494 Okay, that's it, so everybody knows. 154 00:07:08,577 --> 00:07:10,120 It's official, we're moving in together. 155 00:07:10,203 --> 00:07:11,413 No turning back. 156 00:07:11,496 --> 00:07:13,373 Are you scared? Are you? 157 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,336 No. That was my scariest voice. 158 00:07:17,419 --> 00:07:18,962 You're very brave. 159 00:07:20,839 --> 00:07:21,924 Hey. Hey. 160 00:07:22,007 --> 00:07:24,301 Ugh! The worst day. 161 00:07:24,384 --> 00:07:26,512 You know, you think you're finally making progress at work 162 00:07:26,595 --> 00:07:29,849 and then your boss calls you Raquel. 163 00:07:29,932 --> 00:07:32,058 Uh, hey, listen, for the first four years of my work 164 00:07:32,141 --> 00:07:34,143 everybody called me Cha-la-la. 165 00:07:40,692 --> 00:07:42,402 Seriously. I believe you. 166 00:07:44,112 --> 00:07:46,239 So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting. 167 00:07:46,322 --> 00:07:48,325 So, of course, no one else wants to correct her. 168 00:07:48,408 --> 00:07:50,118 So everyone else is calling me Raquel. 169 00:07:50,201 --> 00:07:51,954 By the end of the day the mailroom guys 170 00:07:52,037 --> 00:07:53,997 were calling me Rocky. 171 00:07:55,582 --> 00:07:57,417 Well, I-I still think you're very, very nice 172 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,544 and very pretty. 173 00:08:00,128 --> 00:08:01,254 What? 174 00:08:02,756 --> 00:08:04,091 All yours, babe. 175 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:06,342 Rachel.. 176 00:08:07,552 --> 00:08:08,929 Have a seat. 177 00:08:09,846 --> 00:08:11,765 Okay, listen, um.. 178 00:08:11,848 --> 00:08:13,392 …Chandler and I.. 179 00:08:13,475 --> 00:08:15,477 …are going to live together. 180 00:08:15,936 --> 00:08:17,145 Here. 181 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:21,399 Oh, my God. 182 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:24,987 That's so great! 183 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:28,407 Oh! I'm so happy for you guys! 184 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:29,742 Really? Oh! 185 00:08:29,825 --> 00:08:31,827 And that was so sweet of you to ask. 186 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:33,286 Oh, my God! 187 00:08:33,369 --> 00:08:34,496 The three of us are gonna have such 188 00:08:34,579 --> 00:08:35,622 a good time living together! 189 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,002 Yes, we are. 190 00:08:40,085 --> 00:08:42,128 Oh, and, Chandler, you're gonna have to watch 191 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:43,505 those long showers you take in the morning 192 00:08:43,588 --> 00:08:46,382 'cause you know Raquel can't be late. 193 00:08:48,051 --> 00:08:49,845 Rach. Yeah, he's gonna work on that. 194 00:08:49,928 --> 00:08:52,722 Oh. Oh! This is so exciting. 195 00:08:54,057 --> 00:08:55,308 Oh, wow. 196 00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:10,449 See? Once you know the stories, it's not that bad. 197 00:09:10,532 --> 00:09:12,993 First marriage, wife's hidden sexuality 198 00:09:13,076 --> 00:09:15,245 not my fault. 199 00:09:15,328 --> 00:09:18,498 Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar 200 00:09:18,581 --> 00:09:20,042 a little my fault. 201 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:23,921 Third marriage, well, they really shouldn't 202 00:09:24,004 --> 00:09:25,798 allow you to get married when you're that drunk 203 00:09:25,881 --> 00:09:28,800 and have writing all over your face, Nevada's fault. 204 00:09:30,343 --> 00:09:31,887 Okay, so what do you think, ladies? 205 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:33,179 Who wouldn't be interested? 206 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:34,848 Who wouldn't want to date him? 207 00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:36,433 Well, the divorces don't bother me. 208 00:09:36,516 --> 00:09:38,852 I'd date him, but not while he's still married. 209 00:09:38,935 --> 00:09:41,146 Okay, what about you? Wouldn't you want a date? 210 00:09:41,229 --> 00:09:42,856 Actually, I'm not dating at all anymore. 211 00:09:42,939 --> 00:09:45,025 See, I figured out that I was only dating guys 212 00:09:45,108 --> 00:09:46,485 that were, you know, like, bad for me. 213 00:09:46,568 --> 00:09:47,945 So, I decided that until I could work that out… 214 00:09:48,028 --> 00:09:49,654 Good, good, whatever. 215 00:09:50,864 --> 00:09:52,116 'What about you, Meg?' 216 00:09:52,199 --> 00:09:53,533 Well, I don't care 217 00:09:53,616 --> 00:09:54,994 about the divorces either 218 00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:58,288 but I wouldn't date him. 219 00:09:58,371 --> 00:10:00,082 It's just that he's obviously 220 00:10:00,165 --> 00:10:02,208 still in love with this Rachel girl. 221 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:03,627 What? 222 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,837 She said, "He's obviously still in love with.." 223 00:10:09,674 --> 00:10:11,885 This is crazy. I mean, yes, yes. 224 00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:13,679 Rachel is my good friend 225 00:10:13,762 --> 00:10:16,098 and I, I have loved her in the past 226 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,850 but now she is just my wife. 227 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:23,022 Phoebe, will you, will you help me out here? 228 00:10:23,105 --> 00:10:26,441 Well, I thought you loved her when you, when you married her. 229 00:10:26,524 --> 00:10:27,776 We were drunk. 230 00:10:27,859 --> 00:10:29,444 I would have married, uh, Joey 231 00:10:29,527 --> 00:10:31,071 with that amount of alcohol. 232 00:10:31,154 --> 00:10:34,950 Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani. 233 00:10:37,202 --> 00:10:39,245 Look, I'm sorry, but you guys are wrong. 234 00:10:39,328 --> 00:10:42,290 I just don't wanna be divorced three times. 235 00:10:42,373 --> 00:10:45,210 Yes, and now he's using this three-divorces reason 236 00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:47,337 because he wants to stay married to her 237 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:48,839 because he loves her. 238 00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:51,507 I must say, well done. Bravo, Meg. 239 00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:54,178 Okay, fine, fine. 240 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:56,220 If this what you think, forget about 241 00:10:56,303 --> 00:10:57,764 the whole three-divorce thing, okay? 242 00:10:57,847 --> 00:10:59,975 I-I'll go to my lawyer's office right now 243 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:02,310 and get this marriage annulled, okay? 244 00:11:02,393 --> 00:11:05,022 She means nothing to me. Noth.. 245 00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:06,397 Nothing! 246 00:11:08,024 --> 00:11:09,818 Okay, now I wouldn't date you 247 00:11:09,901 --> 00:11:12,278 because you seem a little creepy. 248 00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,530 I am so attracted to him right now. 249 00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:21,205 Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel 250 00:11:21,288 --> 00:11:22,998 what actually is going to happen? 251 00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,333 Soon. I just couldn't before. 252 00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:27,211 I mean, you saw how upset Joey got. 253 00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:29,462 I couldn't do that to her, she's my best friend. 254 00:11:29,545 --> 00:11:31,924 Well, Joey's my best friend. 255 00:11:32,007 --> 00:11:33,549 I'm not your best friend? 256 00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:36,929 You just said.. 257 00:11:37,012 --> 00:11:38,222 You know, uh.. 258 00:11:38,305 --> 00:11:39,889 Of course, you're my best friend. 259 00:11:41,057 --> 00:11:43,393 Would you please tell Rachel, though? 260 00:11:43,476 --> 00:11:45,437 Alright. Alright, at least I'm prepared. 261 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,729 Okay. 262 00:11:47,856 --> 00:11:49,315 Oh, yes. Hey! 263 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:51,068 Hey, hey. 264 00:11:51,151 --> 00:11:52,569 These aren't for you. Are you upset? 265 00:11:52,652 --> 00:11:54,321 I am now. 266 00:11:56,865 --> 00:11:58,324 Hey, roomie. 267 00:11:58,407 --> 00:12:00,118 Okay, bye. 268 00:12:03,872 --> 00:12:05,331 Rach? 269 00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:08,252 There's something, uh… important I have to tell you. 270 00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:09,878 Are you pregnant? 271 00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:13,715 No, but I'm throwing this shirt away. 272 00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:18,511 I think there was a little, uh, misunderstanding before. 273 00:12:18,594 --> 00:12:22,182 Um, when I said that, uh, that Chandler and I wanted 274 00:12:22,265 --> 00:12:24,726 to, uh, live together.. 275 00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:27,854 …we meant alone together. 276 00:12:29,939 --> 00:12:33,068 Oh! Oh, my God. 277 00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:34,694 Oh, that's funny. I can't believe I did that. 278 00:12:34,777 --> 00:12:36,529 Oh, no, sweetie. No, you know what? 279 00:12:36,612 --> 00:12:39,199 This is my fault. I, I wasn't clear. 280 00:12:39,282 --> 00:12:41,868 I, uh, I'm really sorry. 281 00:12:41,951 --> 00:12:43,912 And-and listen.. 282 00:12:43,995 --> 00:12:46,372 …you take as much time as you need to move out, okay? 283 00:12:46,455 --> 00:12:48,208 There's absolutely no rush. 284 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,668 Okay. 285 00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:55,090 Okay. 286 00:12:57,508 --> 00:12:59,594 Don't you want a cookie? 287 00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:01,304 Sure. 288 00:13:03,806 --> 00:13:04,975 Thanks. 289 00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:06,434 Maybe do you need a tissue? 290 00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:07,727 Mm-hmm. 291 00:13:10,105 --> 00:13:12,107 Monica, where did you get these? 292 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:14,026 I made them. Oh! 293 00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:16,319 God, they're so yummy. 294 00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:20,240 God, it's gonna be weird 295 00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:23,327 like when I come home and you're not here, you know? 296 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:25,204 No more Joey and Chan's. 297 00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:27,789 No more J and C's. 298 00:13:27,872 --> 00:13:29,291 Wanna go over to Joey and Chandler's? 299 00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:31,877 Can't. It's not there. 300 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,337 Look, I'm just gonna be across the hall. 301 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,713 We can still do all the same stuff. 302 00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,215 Yeah, but we won't be able to like 303 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:37,883 get up in the middle of the night and have those 304 00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:40,635 long talks about our feelings and the future. 305 00:13:41,761 --> 00:13:43,430 Not once did we do that. 306 00:13:45,472 --> 00:13:47,684 Hi. Hey! 307 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:51,021 So, I…I told Rachel that it's just gonna be the two of us. 308 00:13:51,104 --> 00:13:53,899 Oh, yeah? Well, how'd she take it? 309 00:13:53,982 --> 00:13:55,984 Really well, yeah. 310 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:57,694 Surprisingly well. 311 00:13:57,777 --> 00:14:00,613 Yeah. She-she didn't cry. She wasn't angry or sad. 312 00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,410 And you're upset because you didn't 313 00:14:05,493 --> 00:14:07,954 make your best friend cry? 314 00:14:08,037 --> 00:14:10,623 I mean, all I'm asking for is just a little emotion. 315 00:14:10,706 --> 00:14:13,043 Is that too much to ask after six years? 316 00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:15,837 And what? Are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys? 317 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,131 I mean, do we not have as much fun? 318 00:14:18,214 --> 00:14:21,385 Don't I deserve a few tears? 319 00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:23,678 And when we told Joey, he cried his eyes out. 320 00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:24,763 Hey! 321 00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:27,891 I did not cry my eyes out! 322 00:14:27,974 --> 00:14:30,435 I mean, come on. It's like the end of an era. 323 00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:32,687 No more J-man and Channy's. 324 00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:36,899 Okay, I got to ask. Who calls us that? 325 00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:45,492 You got married again? 326 00:14:46,826 --> 00:14:48,536 Yes. 327 00:14:48,619 --> 00:14:52,165 So, that's your second marriage in two years. 328 00:14:52,248 --> 00:14:55,001 Yes. Second in two years. 329 00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:57,921 Third…overall. 330 00:14:58,004 --> 00:14:59,881 Ross, I have been a divorce attorney 331 00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:01,925 for 23 years and never have I had 332 00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:04,427 so much business from one client. 333 00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:09,515 Why don't you tell me what happened? 334 00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:13,561 Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk… 335 00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:14,980 I'm sorry. 336 00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:17,065 Is this the same Rachel whose name 337 00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:19,276 you said at the altar in the second marriage? 338 00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:20,652 Yes, yes, yes! 339 00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:23,488 But I-I do not love her. 340 00:15:23,571 --> 00:15:24,781 Oh. 341 00:15:24,864 --> 00:15:26,366 That's better then. 342 00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,577 This was just a drunken mistake 343 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:31,371 and I-I need to get it annulled. 344 00:15:31,454 --> 00:15:35,500 I see. Have you considered therapy? 345 00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:41,547 I think just the annulment for today. 346 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,300 There are a couple of forms to fill out. 347 00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:44,384 Easy. 348 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:45,927 And we'll need to have witnesses 349 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,680 who can testify that you were not of sound mind. 350 00:15:48,763 --> 00:15:50,932 No problem. 351 00:15:51,015 --> 00:15:54,436 And we'll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge. 352 00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:56,145 Ooh. 353 00:15:58,064 --> 00:16:00,066 There's no way to do this without her? 354 00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:01,943 'Cause I kind of already told her 355 00:16:02,026 --> 00:16:04,529 uh, it was, it was taken care of. 356 00:16:04,612 --> 00:16:06,739 Of course, you did. 357 00:16:08,491 --> 00:16:10,576 Look, Ross, you can't get an annulment 358 00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:12,996 unless you and Rachel are both there. 359 00:16:13,079 --> 00:16:14,789 Uh-huh. 360 00:16:14,872 --> 00:16:17,959 What about someone who looks like Rachel? 361 00:16:19,502 --> 00:16:21,754 I will think about the therapy. 362 00:16:27,009 --> 00:16:29,012 Hey. Hey. 363 00:16:29,095 --> 00:16:32,182 So, um…I was thinking that maybe we should start 364 00:16:32,265 --> 00:16:34,100 dividing up our stuff. 365 00:16:34,183 --> 00:16:36,144 Okay. 366 00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:38,480 You know, no-no point in dragging it out. 367 00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:41,733 Dragging out the long process of you moving out 368 00:16:41,816 --> 00:16:44,110 and us not living together anymore. 369 00:16:44,193 --> 00:16:45,528 Okay. 370 00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:47,780 Okay. 371 00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:50,367 Hey, Rach. 372 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:52,202 Yeah? What about this? 373 00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:53,912 Huh, who-who gets this? 374 00:16:53,995 --> 00:16:55,497 See, I-I don't know if I want it because, you know 375 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,706 it might be too many memories. 376 00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:02,170 What the hell is that? I don't know. 377 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:05,173 Hey, Rachel, how about the big plate? 378 00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:07,425 I want you to have the big plate. 379 00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:10,429 Wow. Monica, thanks. 380 00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:12,097 I love this plate. 381 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:14,349 Something to remember me by. 382 00:17:16,142 --> 00:17:17,561 Mon, honey, you're not dying. 383 00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:19,521 I'm just moving out. 384 00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:22,357 You know, I mean, we're gonna see each other all the time. 385 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,277 But still… it's a big change. 386 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,237 The end of an era, you might say. 387 00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:34,453 Are you okay? You're not blinking. 388 00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,371 I'm fine. I just.. 389 00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:39,291 I was thinking about how it's-it's an end of an era. 390 00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:40,583 Oh, alright. 391 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,588 But you know, I gotta say, I don't, I don't think 392 00:17:44,671 --> 00:17:46,839 six years counts as an era. 393 00:17:46,922 --> 00:17:50,135 And era is defined as a significant period of time. 394 00:17:50,218 --> 00:17:51,844 Now, it was significant for me. 395 00:17:51,927 --> 00:17:53,721 Maybe it wasn't significant to you! 396 00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,348 What is the matter with you? 397 00:17:55,431 --> 00:17:57,433 What is the matter with you? 398 00:17:58,518 --> 00:18:00,353 Why aren't you more upset? 399 00:18:00,436 --> 00:18:01,771 Aren't you gonna be sad that we're, that we're 400 00:18:01,854 --> 00:18:03,648 not living together anymore? 401 00:18:03,731 --> 00:18:05,984 I mean, aren't you gonna miss me at all? 402 00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:08,403 Monica, alright. But don't get mad at me.. 403 00:18:10,697 --> 00:18:13,908 It's, it's just a little hard to believe. 404 00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:15,201 What's hard to believe? 405 00:18:15,284 --> 00:18:16,786 Well, you know, I mean, it's you guys. 406 00:18:16,869 --> 00:18:19,289 You-you do this kind of stuff, you know? 407 00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:22,000 I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas 408 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,336 and then you backed out.. 409 00:18:24,419 --> 00:18:26,338 I guess I'm not upset because I don't see you 410 00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:28,923 actually going through with it. I'm sorry. 411 00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:33,761 Rachel. 412 00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:37,182 It's going to happen. 413 00:18:37,265 --> 00:18:38,724 Chandler is gonna move in here. 414 00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:40,393 But I… I know, well, uh.. 415 00:18:40,476 --> 00:18:42,770 Just let me finish, okay? 416 00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,481 This isn't something that we just, just 417 00:18:44,564 --> 00:18:46,732 impulsively decided to do in-in Vegas. 418 00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:49,360 This is something that we both really want. 419 00:18:51,112 --> 00:18:53,322 And it is going to happen. 420 00:18:54,657 --> 00:18:55,824 It is? 421 00:18:57,952 --> 00:18:59,663 Really? 422 00:18:59,746 --> 00:19:01,247 Yeah, sweetie. 423 00:19:03,165 --> 00:19:04,543 You mean, we're.. 424 00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,753 …we're not going to live together anymore? 425 00:19:08,337 --> 00:19:09,589 No. 426 00:19:10,839 --> 00:19:12,592 What? 427 00:19:12,675 --> 00:19:14,219 Oh, my God! 428 00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:15,470 I'm gonna miss you so much! 429 00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:17,680 I'm gonna miss you! 430 00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:20,433 I mean, it's the end of an era! 431 00:19:20,516 --> 00:19:22,143 I know! 432 00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:28,733 Okay, bye. Oh, no. 433 00:19:28,816 --> 00:19:31,027 So, did you get the annulment? 434 00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:32,862 I couldn't. I knew it. 435 00:19:32,945 --> 00:19:34,489 Because you love Rachel. 436 00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:36,658 It's not that, okay? 437 00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,034 Annulments are more complicated than I… 438 00:19:38,117 --> 00:19:39,703 Yeah, complicated 'cause of the love. 439 00:19:39,786 --> 00:19:43,789 I, I do, I do not love Rachel. 440 00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:45,833 I'm gonna tell her right now about the whole thing 441 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,126 so we can get this marriage annulled 442 00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:49,421 as fast as possible, okay? 443 00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:51,464 Would I do that if-if I loved her? 444 00:19:51,547 --> 00:19:54,800 I've never been more convinced of your love for her. 445 00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:58,805 I do not have feelings for Rachel, okay? 446 00:20:02,224 --> 00:20:04,310 Oh, what's wrong? 447 00:20:05,728 --> 00:20:07,855 Monica and Chandler are really moving in here 448 00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:10,900 and I have to move out and everything is changing. 449 00:20:10,983 --> 00:20:13,319 Oh, my God, come here. Come here. 450 00:20:13,402 --> 00:20:15,029 It's okay. Ah. 451 00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:17,407 Everything is gonna be okay. 452 00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:20,034 Thank you. Of course. 453 00:20:30,753 --> 00:20:34,382 So, Ross and Rachel got married. 454 00:20:34,465 --> 00:20:37,385 Monica and Chandler almost got married. 455 00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:39,637 You think you and I should hook up? 456 00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:42,599 Oh, we do. 457 00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:44,308 But not just yet. 458 00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:47,603 Really? But when? 459 00:20:48,937 --> 00:20:51,691 Okay, um, ahem, well.. 460 00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:53,901 …first Chandler and Monica will get married 461 00:20:53,984 --> 00:20:56,362 and be filthy rich, by the way 462 00:20:56,445 --> 00:20:57,739 but, um, it won't work out. 463 00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:01,033 Wow. I know. 464 00:21:01,116 --> 00:21:03,703 Then I'm gonna marry Chandler for the money 465 00:21:03,786 --> 00:21:07,290 and you'll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. 466 00:21:07,373 --> 00:21:09,375 Great. 467 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:12,629 But then we ditch those two and that's when we get married. 468 00:21:12,712 --> 00:21:13,921 We'll have Chandler's money 469 00:21:14,004 --> 00:21:15,340 and Rachel's kids. 470 00:21:15,423 --> 00:21:16,758 And getting custody will be easy 471 00:21:16,841 --> 00:21:19,719 because of Rachel's drinking problem. 472 00:21:19,802 --> 00:21:21,846 Oh-oh. What about Ross? 473 00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:23,264 I don't wanna go into the whole thing 474 00:21:23,347 --> 00:21:26,225 but, um, we have words and I kill him.