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WHAT?

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OH, MY GOD!

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ROSS?

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OKAY, MAYBE IT WASN'T
MY BEST DECISION

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BUT I JUST COULDN'T FACE
ANOTHER FAILED MARRIAGE.

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LET ME JUST
JUMP IN AND ASK.

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AT WHAT POINT
DID YOU THINK

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THIS WAS
A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE?

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RACH, COME ON.

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IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY.

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MAYBE IT'S BEST
NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

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THIS IS INEXCUSABLE.

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I AM SHOCKED TO MY VERY CORE.

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PHOEBE, I TOLD HER
YOU ALREADY KNEW.

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ANOTHER LIE.

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YOU HAVE A SICKNESS.

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ROSS, JUST FOR
MY OWN PEACE OF MIND

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YOU'RE NOT MARRIED

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TO ANY MORE
OF US, ARE YOU?

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YO, HEY, SOMEONE
LEFT THEIR KEYS.

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OOH! TO A PORSCHE, HUH?

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HEY, GUNTHER, THESE YOURS?

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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I DRIVE.

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I MAKE FOUR BUCKS AN HOUR.

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I SAVED UP FOR 350 YEARS.

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AW…

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HEY, DID ANYBODY
LOSE THEIR KEYS?

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JOEY, WHY DON'T
YOU PUT THEM

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IN THE LOST AND FOUND?

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THERE'S A LOST AND FOUND?

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MY SHOE!

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YOU LEFT A SHOE HERE?

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WELL, I DIDN'T REALIZE
TILL I GOT HOME.

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I WASN'T GOING
TO WALK ALL THE WAY

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BACK DOWN HERE WITH ONE SHOE.

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I'M GOING TO GO
FIND THAT GUY'S CAR

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AND LEAVE A NOTE
ON THE WINDSHIELD.

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WHEN HE COMES BACK
FOR HIS KEYS

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I'LL BE SURE TO
GIVE HIM YOUR SHOE.

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GREAT. THANKS.

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OH, GOOD, GOOD.

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YOU GUYS ARE HERE.

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LISTEN.

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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SPEND TOMORROW

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TAKING CARE OF THREE
INCREDIBLY CUTE LITTLE PUPPIES?

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MY GOD! WHAT A FUN DAY.

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THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

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YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

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OKAY. WELL, I'LL
BRING THEM BY
TOMORROW MORNING.

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OKAY, AND, UM… BY THE WAY,
THEIR NOT ACTUALLY PUPPIES.

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THEY'RE FRANK AND ALICE'S
TRIPLETS.

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OKAY, SEE YA.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WHAT?

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PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE.

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FRANK AND ALICE
ASKED ME

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TO BABY-SIT THE TRIPLETS,
AND I'M NERVOUS.

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I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
BY MYSELF.

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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, PHEEB.

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WE'LL ABSOLUTELY DO IT.

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YEAH,
I'M GOING TO PASS

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'CAUSE I WAS KIND OF IFFY
WHEN IT WAS PUPPIES.

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COME ON,
CHANDLER, COME ON.

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IT WILL GIVE US
GREAT PRACTICE

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FOR WHEN PEOPLE
WITH BABIES COME TO VISIT.

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NICE CAR.

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YEAH. IT'S, UH… IT'S NOT MINE.

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I LOVE YOUR CAR.

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YEAH. IT'S… MINE.

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I'LL BET IT'S FAST.

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ME, TOO. YEAH.

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AND COMFORTABLE.

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DO YOU, UH… DO YOU
LIKE LEATHER SEATS?

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YEAH.

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IT'S GOT 'EM.

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SO, I STILL
HAVE BOXES HERE

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I STILL HAVE
BOXES AT ROSS'

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AND I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE.

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WOW, I CAN SO EASILY
FREAK OUT RIGHT NOW.

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OKAY, WHAT ABOUT ME?

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I JUST FOUND OUT DENISE
IS LEAVING TOWN FOR A WHILE.

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I DON'T HAVE A ROOMMATE.

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WELL, MAYBE…

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MAYBE I CAN
BE YOUR ROOMMATE, PHEEBS.

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MAYBE YOU COULD BE MY ROOMMATE.

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WELL, THERE'S AN IDEA.

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YEAH!

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THAT WOULD
BE GREAT!

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WAIT. HOW LONG
IS DENISE GONE FOR?

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UM… SHE SAID SHE'D
BE BACK DECEMBER 26.

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OH, DECEMBER 26.

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HA! MAYBE SHE'S SANTA CLAUS.

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OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.

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MY HUSBAND.

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THE APPLE OF MY EYE.

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OKAY, I GOT US
A COURT DATE

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FOR TOMORROW AT 2:00

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AND I PICKED UP ALL THE FORMS.

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I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

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WELL, SURE.

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IF YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING
TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING

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I HAVE NO REASON TO DOUBT YOU.

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GIVE ME THOSE FORMS.

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ALL RIGHT, NOW,
I'M GOING TO
DO THIS MY WAY

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AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
A PEEP OUT OF YOU.

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OKAY, RACH, BUT…

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AH! YOU'RE PEEPING.

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ROSS, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I JUST GOT…

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WHY? WHY
DID YOU DO THIS?

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LOOK, I TOLD YOU I…

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I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR THREE FAILED MARRIAGES.

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LOOK, IF YOU'D HAD
TWO FAILED MARRIAGES

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YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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THANKS TO YOU

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I'M HALFWAY THERE.

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OH! OH, I AM
SO MAD, ROSS.

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I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER BEEN THIS ANGRY.

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WHAT ABOUT THE TIME
I SAID WE WERE ON A BREAK?

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OH!

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PHEEB, HOW'S IT GOING?

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I'M DOING OKAY.

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IT'S GOING WELL.

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YOU THINK THEY'RE HAVING FUN?

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AM I TALKING TOO FAST?

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NO. SOUND LIKE ME.

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PHEEBS,
IT'S GOING GREAT.

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LOOK AT CHANDLER
WITH LITTLE BABY GIRL CHANDLER.

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LITTLE BABY GIRL CHANDLER?

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WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?

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OH, RIGHT… COACH RUBIN.

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OOH!

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YOU KNOW WHAT, PHEEBS?

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WHEN YOU'RE DONE OVER THERE

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WE'VE GOT A KIND
OF SITUATION OVER HERE, TOO.

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UH-UH. NO.

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WE ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE
FOR OUR OWN BABIES.

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SEE, THAT'S WHERE
I THINK THAT YOU'RE WRONG.

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WE'VE BEEN PLAYING
THESE BABIES MAN-TO-MAN.

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WE SHOULD REALLY
BE PLAYING A ZONE DEFENSE.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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I JUST THINK

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THINGS WILL GO A LOT SMOOTHER

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IF WE EACH HAVE OUR OWN ZONE.

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PHOEBE, YOU CAN
BE IN CHARGE OF WIPING.

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AND, YOU KNOW, MON

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YOU CAN BE IN CHARGE
OF DIAPERING.

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AND I CAN BE IN CHARGE
OF LOOKING HOW CUTE THEY ARE

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WHEN THEY PUT
THEIR HANDS AROUND…

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THAT SOUNDS REALLY GREAT.

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
BE IN CHARGE OF WIPING.

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OKAY, I'M A ROOKIE.

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I SHOULD NOT BE IN THE END ZONE.

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THIS IS SO GREAT.

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THIS IS EXACTLY HOW WE SET
THE PLATES AT THE RESTAURANT.

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OH, YEAH?

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WELL,
THIS IS NOT WHAT I ORDERED.

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HEY, GUYS.
HI.
HEY.

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HEY, BABIES.

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OH, I'M HAVING

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THE BEST MORNING.

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THAT PORSCHE
I'VE GOT THE KEYS TO…

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IT'S STILL THERE.

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SHOCKING, SINCE YOU
STILL HAVE THE KEYS.

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YOU SHOULD SEE THE TREATMENT
I GET WHEN I'M WITH THAT CAR.

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PEOPLE ARE FRIENDLY,
THEY WANT TO TALK

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AND NOT JUST ABOUT THE CAR.

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ONE GUY GAVE ME ADVICE
ABOUT MY EQUITY INVESTMENTS.

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WHAT EQUITY INVESTMENTS?

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THE ONES THAT
GOT ME THE PORSCHE.

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WILL YOU KEEP UP?

172
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BUT I FIGURED IF PEOPLE KEEP
SEEING ME JUST STANDING THERE

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THEY'RE GOING TO START
TO THINK I DON'T OWN IT

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SO, I FIGURED I'LL WASH IT,
RIGHT?

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MONICA, YOU GOT A BUCKET
AND SOME SOAP I CAN BORROW?

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OH, YEAH.

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I GOT SOAP AND
SPONGES AND RAGS

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AND CARNUBA WAX
AND POLISHING COMPOUND.

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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR.

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I KNOW, BUT ONE TIME
THERE WAS THIS REALLY DIRTY CAR

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PARKED IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING,
SO I WASHED IT.

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AND?

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AND SIX OTHERS.

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THERE YOU ARE.

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YEAH, SHE TOPS OUT AT 130.

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WOW.

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AND THAT'S JUST

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IN THE CITY.

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I GET HER UP TO 160
WHEN I TAKE HER UPSTATE.

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REALLY?

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YOU GOT A PLACE UPSTATE?

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SURE.

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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

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OKAY. TAKE IT EASY.

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HEY, THAT'S MY CAR.

196
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REALLY? OH. UH…

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JUST GIVE ME
FIVE MORE MINUTES, WILL YOU?

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WHAT…
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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OH, I…
I FOUND THE KEYS

200
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AND NOW I'M JUST
POLISHING HER UP.

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BUT IT'S MY CAR.

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YEAH, BUT IT'S MY WAX.

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LISTEN, I DON'T COME
TO THE CITY MUCH

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AND I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE CRAZY

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OR IF THIS IS SOME
KIND OF STREET THEATER…

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BUT COULD

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I HAVE MY KEYS?

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SURE. HERE.

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I'LL SAVE YOU A PARKING SPOT.

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I'M NOT COMING BACK.

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WHY NOT?

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I LIVE UPSTATE.

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YEAH, SO DID I.

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I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS
SO NERVOUS ABOUT THIS.

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AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
FRANK AND ALICE ARE
ALWAYS COMPLAINING.

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THIS IS SO EASY.

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YEAH, TWO HOURS, A LIFETIME…
THAT'S THE SAME.

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CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT.

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WHEN THE BABIES WAKE UP,
THEY CAN MEET KROG.

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CHANDLER, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

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THAT THING COULD PUT
SOMEONE'S EYE OUT.

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HE CAN DO MORE THAN THAT.

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HE CAN DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.

224
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NO. CHANDLER, THEY COULD SWALLOW
ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PARTS.

225
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AND ALSO, LOOK
AT HIS SMOOTH AREA…

226
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THAT'S JUST GOING
TO MESS THEM UP.

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LOOK, THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO SWALLOW ANYTHING.

228
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YOU GUYS ARE BEING
WAY TOO OVERPROTECTIVE.

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WHEN I WAS A KID,
MY MOM USED TO JUST THROW ME

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INTO A PILE OF BROKEN GLASS.

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WHAT?

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GLASS, SAND, WHATEVER.

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OH, LOOK AT LITTLE LESLIE
STRETCHING IN HER SLEEP.

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OH, IT'S SO CUTE.

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I WONDER WHAT AGE IT IS
THAT YOU STOP BEING ABLE

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TO PUT BOTH LEGS
BEHIND YOUR HEAD?

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OH, I CAN STILL DO THAT.

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HOW ARE YOU
STILL SINGLE?

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ALL RIGHT.

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I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT
AND MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

241
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MAYBE KROG IS
NOT A SAFE TOY.

242
00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:43,379
GOOD. WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND?

243
00:09:43,462 --> 00:09:45,464
I SWALLOWED HIS
SONIC BLASTER GUN.

244
00:09:45,547 --> 00:09:46,798
WHAT?

245
00:09:46,881 --> 00:09:48,175
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

246
00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:50,428
WELL, I WAS TRYING TO PROVE
THAT I WAS RIGHT.

247
00:09:50,511 --> 00:09:51,429
YOU KNOW, AND

248
00:09:51,512 --> 00:09:53,180
IT TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG

249
00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:57,601
AND… NOW IT'S LODGED
IN MY THROAT.

250
00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:02,231
DAMN IT. YOU KNOW,
THIS WHOLE TIME

251
00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,483
WE WERE CONCENTRATING
ON THE BABIES

252
00:10:04,566 --> 00:10:06,652
AND NO ONE WAS WATCHING
CHANDLER.

253
00:10:09,446 --> 00:10:12,241
OKAY, YOU TWO ARE ASKING
THE COURT FOR AN ANNULMENT?

254
00:10:12,324 --> 00:10:13,492
YES, YOUR HONOR

255
00:10:13,575 --> 00:10:15,953
AND HERE ARE OUR FORMS,
ALL FILLED OUT.

256
00:10:16,036 --> 00:10:17,663
SO, BASED ON
YOUR PETITION

257
00:10:17,746 --> 00:10:20,791
YOU ARE SEEKING AN ANNULMENT
ON THE GROUNDS

258
00:10:20,874 --> 00:10:23,544
THAT MR. GELLER
IS MENTALLY UNSTABLE?

259
00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:30,635
FINE. I'M MENTALLY
UNSTABLE.

260
00:10:30,718 --> 00:10:32,303
AND BASED ON THE FACT
THAT MR. GELLER

261
00:10:32,386 --> 00:10:33,638
IS AN INTRAVENOUS DRUG USER?

262
00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:35,806
WHAT?

263
00:10:35,889 --> 00:10:38,183
UH, YES, HEROIN AND CRACK.

264
00:10:39,685 --> 00:10:42,605
CRACK ISN'T EVEN
AN INTRAVENOUS DRUG.

265
00:10:42,688 --> 00:10:44,314
WELL, YOU WOULD KNOW.

266
00:10:46,107 --> 00:10:48,402
NOW, IT ALSO SAYS HERE
THAT YOU, UM

267
00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:51,822
LIED ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL
PREFERENCE BEFORE MARRIAGE.

268
00:10:51,905 --> 00:10:53,073
OH, COME ON.

269
00:10:53,156 --> 00:10:55,617
ROSS, PLEASE.
I FOUND THE MAGAZINES.

270
00:10:58,203 --> 00:10:59,664
AND FINALLY,
THAT YOU WERE UNABLE

271
00:10:59,747 --> 00:11:00,998
TO CONSUMMATE THE MARRIAGE.

272
00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:02,333
WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE

273
00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:03,959
SINCE YOU'RE GAY
AND ADDICTED TO HEROIN.

274
00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:06,712
OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I'M SORRY…

275
00:11:06,795 --> 00:11:08,297
THIS IS INSANE.

276
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:11,091
I'M NOT ADDICTED TO HEROIN.

277
00:11:11,174 --> 00:11:13,177
I'M NOT GAY
AND THERE IS NO PROBLEM

278
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:14,886
WITH MY ABILITY
TO CONSUMMATE ANYTHING.

279
00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:19,849
LOOK, I'LL CONSUMMATE THIS
MARRIAGE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

280
00:11:19,932 --> 00:11:23,228
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

281
00:11:23,311 --> 00:11:25,606
AND WHEN WE WERE DATING,
WE CONSUMMATED LIKE BUNNIES.

282
00:11:25,689 --> 00:11:27,441
AH!

283
00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:30,361
NOW, IF YOU TWO WERE INVOLVED
IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP

284
00:11:30,444 --> 00:11:31,987
THAT REALLY CREATES A PROBLEM.

285
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,405
YOUR HONOR, REST ASSURED

286
00:11:33,488 --> 00:11:35,574
THAT RELATIONSHIP
ENDED TWO YEARS AGO

287
00:11:35,657 --> 00:11:37,827
AND CAN YOU PLEASE STRIKE
"CONSUMMATED LIKE BUNNIES"

288
00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:38,828
FROM THE RECORD?

289
00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:41,288
IS THERE ANYTHING IN THIS RECORD

290
00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:43,040
THAT IS ACTUALLY TRUE?

291
00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:46,585
WELL, YES, WE GOT MARRIED
IN VEGAS

292
00:11:46,668 --> 00:11:49,547
AND, UH…
THE NAMES, I THINK.

293
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:51,340
WELL, BASED ON WHAT I'VE HEARD

294
00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:54,134
YOU TWO CERTAINLY DON'T QUALIFY
FOR AN ANNULMENT.

295
00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:55,511
IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE TOGETHER

296
00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:57,262
YOU'LL HAVE TO FILE FOR DIVORCE.

297
00:11:57,345 --> 00:11:59,264
THAT'S GREAT.
YOU HAPPY NOW?

298
00:11:59,347 --> 00:12:02,560
LOOK WHAT YOU DID WITH
YOUR FUNNY, FUNNY FORM.

299
00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:03,561
WHAT? ME?

300
00:12:03,644 --> 00:12:04,936
WHAT ABOUT YOU

301
00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:06,896
AND YOUR "CONSUMMATED
LIKE BUNNIES" NONSENSE?

302
00:12:06,979 --> 00:12:07,897
IT WAS…

303
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,734
WHAT ARE YOU
TYPING THAT FOR?

304
00:12:09,817 --> 00:12:12,611
SHE ALREADY SAID
WE DON'T GET THE ANNULMENT.

305
00:12:12,694 --> 00:12:14,864
DON'T TYPE THAT.

306
00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:16,574
STOP TYPING.

307
00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:18,992
HEY. STOP TYPING.

308
00:12:19,075 --> 00:12:21,078
STOP TYPING!
STOP TYPING!

309
00:12:21,161 --> 00:12:22,954
OKAY. OKAY.
DO YOU SEE?

310
00:12:23,037 --> 00:12:26,792
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE
KEEPING ME MARRIED TO?

311
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,669
YOU NEED TO GET OUT
OF MY CHAMBERS.

312
00:12:28,752 --> 00:12:30,796
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LADY,

313
00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:32,297
I CAME HERE
FOR AN ANNULMENT

314
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,633
AND I AM NOT LEAVING HERE
UNTIL I GET ONE.

315
00:12:34,716 --> 00:12:36,260
WANT TO SPEND
THE NIGHT IN JAIL?

316
00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:38,887
OKAY, THANK YOU
FOR YOUR TIME.

317
00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:02,828
SO THAT PORSCHE GUY
TOOK HIS CAR BACK.

318
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:08,709
BUT YOU FOUND THE KEYS
TO HIS CLOTHES?

319
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:09,919
NO. I JUST, UH…

320
00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:11,921
I JUST LOVE THE WAY IT FEELS

321
00:13:12,004 --> 00:13:14,590
WHEN EVERYBODY THINKS
I OWN A PORSCHE.

322
00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:17,301
AND PEOPLE WILL THINK
YOU OWN A PORSCHE

323
00:13:17,384 --> 00:13:19,177
BECAUSE YOU'RE
WEARING THE CLOTHES?

324
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,512
OF COURSE.

325
00:13:20,595 --> 00:13:22,097
ONLY AN IDIOT
WOULD WEAR THIS STUFF

326
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,515
IF HE DIDN'T HAVE THE CAR.

327
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:28,604
THAT IS TRUE.

328
00:13:28,687 --> 00:13:32,524
YEAH, BUT ONLY A GENIUS WOULD
SWALLOW A SONIC BLASTER GUN.

329
00:13:32,607 --> 00:13:34,609
OH, I'VE BEEN THERE.

330
00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:40,031
WELL, I AM GOING TO GO DRIVE
MY PORSCHE.

331
00:13:40,114 --> 00:13:42,701
JOEY, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T
ACTUALLY HAVE ONE.

332
00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:44,369
COME ON.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

333
00:13:44,452 --> 00:13:45,412
I'M IN CHARACTER.

334
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:46,830
WILL YOU TALK TO HER?

335
00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:49,625
AH, I THINK IT JUST MOVED.

336
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,876
IT'S REALLY POKING ME.

337
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,085
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

338
00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:53,629
WE'RE GOING
TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

339
00:13:53,712 --> 00:13:55,840
WHAT? NO, YOU CAN'T
LEAVE ME HERE WITH THEM.

340
00:13:55,923 --> 00:13:56,841
WE'RE BABY-SITTING.

341
00:13:56,924 --> 00:13:58,007
THE BABIES ARE ASLEEP.

342
00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,802
I'M SURE YOU'LL BE
OKAY FOR A WHILE.

343
00:13:59,885 --> 00:14:01,470
BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME
WITH THEM.

344
00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:03,305
WE'RE A TEAM.
WE'RE PLAYING A ZONE.

345
00:14:03,388 --> 00:14:05,014
THEY'RE GOING TO TRIPLE-TEAM ME.

346
00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:07,893
HE'S GOT SOMETHING PLASTIC
LODGED INTO HIS THROAT.

347
00:14:07,976 --> 00:14:09,728
WE'VE GOT TO GO
TO THE HOSPITAL.

348
00:14:09,811 --> 00:14:12,397
BUT, NO, BECAUSE A DOCTOR
WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP HIM.

349
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,149
IT'S JUST GOING TO, YOU KNOW

350
00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:17,277
NATURALLY PASS THROUGH HIS
SYSTEM IN, LIKE, SEVEN YEARS.

351
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,530
I THINK THAT'S GUM.

352
00:14:19,613 --> 00:14:21,573
I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S GUN.

353
00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:25,243
OKAY, LISTEN, THIS
REALLY HURTS. LET'S GO.

354
00:14:25,326 --> 00:14:29,414
BUT NO, A REAL MAN WOULDN'T
JUST RUN TO THE HOSPITAL.

355
00:14:29,497 --> 00:14:31,332
NO… WHAT WOULD KROG DO?

356
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:38,423
OH, WHY ISN'T THAT VALET
BACK WITH MY PORSCHE?

357
00:14:38,506 --> 00:14:41,843
MAYBE BECAUSE
YOU'VE GOT THE KEYS.

358
00:14:43,762 --> 00:14:45,472
PORSCHE.

359
00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:48,934
THAT WAS TOTALLY YOUR FAULT.

360
00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:49,935
MY FAULT?

361
00:14:50,018 --> 00:14:51,520
YOU THREATENED THE JUDGE.

362
00:14:51,603 --> 00:14:52,730
WELL, YOU RIPPED
THE PAPER

363
00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:54,439
OUT OF THE COURT
REPORTER'S MACHINE.

364
00:14:54,522 --> 00:14:57,108
THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY
I COULD GET HIM TO STOP TYPING!

365
00:14:57,191 --> 00:14:58,109
OH.

366
00:14:58,192 --> 00:15:00,612
HI. HOW ARE THE GELLERS?

367
00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:07,661
DON'T CALL US THAT.

368
00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:11,331
THE JUDGE WOULDN'T LET
US GET AN ANNULMENT.

369
00:15:11,414 --> 00:15:13,667
NOW WE GOT TO
GET A DIVORCE!

370
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:16,252
DID A PORSCHE
THROW UP ON YOU?

371
00:15:18,672 --> 00:15:22,300
HEY, THAT'S PORSCH-AH!

372
00:15:22,383 --> 00:15:26,597
LOOK AT ME TAKING CARE OF YOU
WITH NO PROBLEM, HUH?

373
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,807
YOU GUYS FEEL SAFE, RIGHT?

374
00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:32,143
OKAY, I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT
SPIT-BUBBLE AS A "YEAH, I DO."

375
00:15:32,226 --> 00:15:34,312
OKAY, LET'S GET RID OF THIS
DIRTY DIAPER, LESLIE.

376
00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:37,148
I'LL SET YOU UP
WITH A NICE CLEAN ONE.

377
00:15:37,231 --> 00:15:38,400
OKAY, I'M SORRY.

378
00:15:38,483 --> 00:15:40,485
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.

379
00:15:40,568 --> 00:15:42,988
I JUST HAVE TO CLEAN
THAT UP, OKAY?

380
00:15:43,071 --> 00:15:45,908
'CAUSE, LET'S FACE IT,
WE'RE AT MONICA'S.

381
00:15:45,991 --> 00:15:47,451
OKAY. I BROKE IT.

382
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:50,829
ALL RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S JUST
THE WAY THINGS GO.

383
00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:54,083
OKAY. GOOD.

384
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,793
WHY ARE THERE ONLY TWO OF YOU?

385
00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:57,044
WHERE'S LESLIE?

386
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,170
WELL, YOU CAN'T ANSWER.

387
00:15:59,253 --> 00:16:01,882
LESLIE, WHERE ARE YOU, LESLIE?

388
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:05,259
LESLIE, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD
TIME FOR YOUR FIRST WORDS.

389
00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:09,264
WELL, LOOK AT YOU.

390
00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:11,433
HEY…

391
00:16:11,516 --> 00:16:14,436
YOU ARE A LITTLE BIT
MISCHIEVOUS.

392
00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:15,479
MY GOSH.

393
00:16:15,562 --> 00:16:17,940
OH, YOU'RE A LOT MISCHIEVOUS.

394
00:16:18,023 --> 00:16:19,316
WELL, IT'LL DRY.

395
00:16:19,399 --> 00:16:21,443
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO PLAY.

396
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:24,780
YOU SIT WITH YOUR BROTHER
AND SISTER NOW

397
00:16:24,863 --> 00:16:27,281
WHO AREN'T THERE.

398
00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:40,587
HI.

399
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,547
HOW DO YOU FEEL?

400
00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:44,215
WELL, I SHOULD SAY THAT KROG

401
00:16:44,298 --> 00:16:45,801
WILL BE FULLY EQUIPPED

402
00:16:45,884 --> 00:16:48,553
TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AGAIN
IN 12 TO 14 HOURS.

403
00:16:48,636 --> 00:16:50,097
OKAY.

404
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:53,100
SO, I TOTALLY TOOK
CARE OF THE BABIES
ALL BY MYSELF.

405
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:55,226
I FED THEM, BATHED THEM
AND PUT THEM TO BED.

406
00:16:55,309 --> 00:16:58,438
AND PROTECTED THEM
FROM A TORNADO?

407
00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,110
OH, MY GOD.

408
00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:06,363
I KNOW.
THE BABIES ARE ASLEEP.

409
00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:08,073
PHOEBE, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

410
00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:09,407
I DID IT.

411
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:11,702
I TOOK CARE OF THE BABIES
ALL BY MYSELF.

412
00:17:11,785 --> 00:17:13,078
B-B-BUT MY APARTMENT?

413
00:17:13,161 --> 00:17:14,079
WAS THE SETTING

414
00:17:14,162 --> 00:17:15,997
OF PHOEBE'S TRIUMPH.

415
00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:18,667
BUT THE MESS…

416
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,335
IS NOT AS IMPORTANT
AS THE FACT

417
00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:22,629
THAT PHOEBE TOOK CARE
OF THE BABIES ALL BY HERSELF.

418
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:23,797
YOU'RE RIGHT.

419
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,507
YOU'RE RIGHT,
I SHOULDN'T FREAK OUT

420
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:27,634
'CAUSE THIS IS WHAT
IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE

421
00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:29,094
WHEN YOU AND I HAVE BABIES.

422
00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:30,178
WHEN WILL THAT BE?

423
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,433
WOULD YOU TAKE A
LOOK AT THIS MESS?

424
00:17:43,357 --> 00:17:45,443
OH, HONEY,
THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME.

425
00:17:45,526 --> 00:17:46,945
I WAS GETTING WORRIED.

426
00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:49,614
I PICKED UP THE DIVORCE PAPERS.

427
00:17:49,697 --> 00:17:52,492
UH, I'VE ALREADY
SIGNED EVERYTHING

428
00:17:52,575 --> 00:17:56,287
AND I PUT LITTLE X's
WHERE YOU NEED TO SIGN.

429
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,622
OH, LITTLE X's… GREAT.

430
00:17:57,705 --> 00:17:59,374
THAT MAKES UP
FOR EVERYTHING.

431
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:05,005
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE DONE A LOT
OF STUPID STUFF, TOO, OKAY?

432
00:18:05,088 --> 00:18:08,050
OH, NAME ONE STUPID THING
THAT IS AS STUPID AS THIS ONE.

433
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,635
OKAY, HOW ABOUT YOU FLEW
TO LONDON TO STOP MY WEDDING.

434
00:18:10,718 --> 00:18:12,429
UH, HOW ABOUT YOU TOLD ME
YOU LOVED ME

435
00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:13,764
AFTER I WAS ALREADY MARRIED.

436
00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:14,765
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

437
00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:16,307
THAT WAS DIFFERENT.

438
00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:18,643
I DID THOSE THINGS
BECAUSE I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

439
00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:20,770
YEAH, RIGHT.

440
00:18:22,438 --> 00:18:25,609
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT.

441
00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:29,321
SO, LET'S…
LET'S JUST SIGN THE PAPERS.

442
00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:32,991
WHAT?

443
00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:34,492
NOTHING.

444
00:18:34,575 --> 00:18:37,829
OKAY, CAN WE JUST
SIGN, PLEASE?

445
00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:40,498
MM-HMM.

446
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:51,760
CONGRATULATIONS.

447
00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:52,761
OKAY, WAIT, ROSS.

448
00:18:52,844 --> 00:18:54,012
WAIT A MINUTE. UM…

449
00:18:54,095 --> 00:18:55,388
I, UH…

450
00:18:55,471 --> 00:18:58,267
KIND OF HAVE
A LITTLE CONFESSION.

451
00:18:58,350 --> 00:18:59,977
WHAT?

452
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:03,605
UH, WELL, YOU KNOW THIS WHOLE
MARRIAGE THING…

453
00:19:03,688 --> 00:19:04,898
KIND OF MY IDEA.

454
00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:07,609
EXCUSE ME?

455
00:19:07,692 --> 00:19:09,444
UH, WELL, REMEMBER
HOW WE WERE TOO DRUNK

456
00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,696
TO REMEMBER ANYTHING
THE NIGHT WE WERE MARRIED?

457
00:19:11,779 --> 00:19:12,697
YEAH.

458
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,032
AND, UH…

459
00:19:14,115 --> 00:19:16,451
YEAH, I DIDN'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING

460
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:18,369
BUT IT JUST KEPT
COMING BACK TO ME

461
00:19:18,452 --> 00:19:20,538
AND, UM, REMEMBER
WE WERE IN THE CASINO

462
00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:22,457
AND FOR SOME REASON
YOU THOUGHT

463
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,626
IT WOULD BE FUNNY
TO EAT A LOT OF GRAPES?

464
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:27,087
AND, UH, AND I THOUGHT

465
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:30,381
IT WOULD BE FUNNIER
IF WE GOT MARRIED.

466
00:19:30,464 --> 00:19:34,970
SO, AS A COMPROMISE,
WE DECIDED FIRST TO GET MARRIED

467
00:19:35,053 --> 00:19:36,305
AND THEN…

468
00:19:36,388 --> 00:19:39,349
TO EAT A LOT OF GRAPES.

469
00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:46,064
SO, UM, SORRY I GOT US
INTO THIS WHOLE THING.

470
00:19:46,147 --> 00:19:49,943
SO, THEN, I MEAN, IF
YOU THINK ABOUT IT

471
00:19:50,026 --> 00:19:52,321
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

472
00:19:52,404 --> 00:19:56,825
YEAH, DON'T PUSH IT THOUGH.

473
00:19:56,908 --> 00:20:03,706
I GOT TO SAY, I KNOW I DIVORCE
A LOT OF WOMEN.

474
00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:09,796
NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE DIVORCING YOU.

475
00:20:09,879 --> 00:20:11,215
I KNOW.

476
00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:13,758
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IF YOU AND I GOT MARRIED

477
00:20:13,841 --> 00:20:16,053
THAT WOULD BE THE ONE
THAT STUCK.

478
00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:18,055
AND IT WOULDN'T BE A SECRET.

479
00:20:18,138 --> 00:20:21,766
AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE
OUR WEDDING DINNER AT PIZZA HUT.

480
00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:26,604
OH… DID I…
DID I EVEN TREAT?

481
00:20:26,687 --> 00:20:28,481
NO, IT WAS ON THE HOUSE.

482
00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:30,567
IT WAS A NEWLYWED SPECIAL.

483
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:33,987
THAT MAY BE THE MOST DEPRESSING
THING I'VE HEARD IN MY LIFE.

484
00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,864
YEAH.

485
00:20:35,947 --> 00:20:39,743
I SHOULD PROBABLY GET THESE
TO MY LAWYER'S OFFICE.

486
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:41,286
YEAH… HEY, THANKS, ROSS

487
00:20:41,369 --> 00:20:42,996
FOR TAKING CARE
OF ALL THIS.

488
00:20:43,079 --> 00:20:44,331
AH, NO PROBLEM.

489
00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:56,551
I'M GOING TO NEED
A COPY OF THOSE.

490
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:58,052
TOTALLY.
YEAH.

491
00:21:04,184 --> 00:21:08,980
HEY! HEY!
CAREFUL AROUND MY PORSCHE.

492
00:21:09,063 --> 00:21:10,481
HI, JOEY.

493
00:21:10,564 --> 00:21:13,484
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

494
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:16,654
HE HAS THE MOST AMAZING
PORSCHE UNDER THERE.

495
00:21:16,737 --> 00:21:18,907
I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU,
BUT I JUST TUCKED HER IN.

496
00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:19,991
SHE'S SLEEPING.

497
00:21:21,493 --> 00:21:23,744
HEY, WOULD YOU TWO GIRLS
LIKE TO GO FOR A DRINK?

