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HI.
IT'S…

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RACHEL…
AND…

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PHOEBE'S…
PLEASE…

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LEAVE…

5
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WAIT, I-I JUST
SAID, "LEAVE."

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YEAH, I KNOW,
BECAUSE YOU HAVE

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ALL THE GOOD WORDS.

8
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WHAT DO I GET?
I GET "IT'S,"

9
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"AND"…
OH, I'M SORRY, I HAVE "A."

10
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FORGET IT.

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PHOEBE, COME ON.
THAT'S SILLY.

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ALL RIGHT,
SO, LET'S SWITCH.

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NO, I HAVE ALL
THE GOOD WORDS.

14
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OKAY, FINE, FINE.
WE CAN SWITCH.

15
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OKAY.
OKAY.

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HI…

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EVERYBODY…

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IT'S…
RACHEL…

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AND…
PHOEBE'S…

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PLEASE… WAIT.

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HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

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WHAT?

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OH… YOU'RE NO
ORDINARY ROOMMATE, ARE YOU?

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PH-PHOEBE, COME ON.
CAN WE FINISH THIS LATER?

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I WANT TO GO RUNNING
BEFORE IT GETS DARK.

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OH! WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?

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REALLY?
YEAH.

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OH, IT'LL BE FUN.
WE'LL RUN IN THE PARK.

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IT'LL BE, LIKE, OUR FIRST

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YOU KNOW,
ROOMMATE-BONDING THING.

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OKAY, LET'S GO RUNNING.
YEAH…

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AND THERE'S REALLY CUTE GUYS.

33
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LET'S RUN TOWARDS THEM!
OKAY.

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ALL RIGHT,
WAIT JUST ONE MORE SECOND.

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HI. IT'S PHOEBE AND RACHEL'S.

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PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. THANKS.

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WELL, NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE.

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YOU JUST TOOK
ALL THE WORDS.

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UH-HUH, YOU'VE MET YOUR MATCH,
RACHEL GREEN.

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SO, I JUST FINISHED
THIS FASCINATING BOOK.

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BY THE YEAR 2030,
THERE'LL BE COMPUTERS

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THAT CAN CARRY OUT
THE SAME AMOUNT OF FUNCTIONS

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AS AN ACTUAL HUMAN BRAIN.

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SO, THEORETICALLY,
YOU COULD DOWNLOAD

45
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YOUR THOUGHTS AND MEMORIES
INTO THIS COMPUTER

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AND-AND-AND LIVE FOREVER,
AS A MACHINE.

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AND I JUST REALIZED
I CAN SLEEP WITH MY EYES OPEN.

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HEY.

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HEY.
HEY.

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HONEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA…
NAILING THE BOXES

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TO THE FLOOR.

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I DIDN'T NAIL THE BOXES
TO THE FLOOR.

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OH, SO YOU CAN MOVE THEM?

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YES. YES,
AND WHILE I'M DOING THAT

55
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ROSS HAS A GREAT COMPUTER STORY
FOR YOU.

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HEY, EVERYBODY.
UH, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET JANINE.

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SHE'S-SHE'S GOING TO
BE MY NEW ROOMMATE.

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HI.

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HI.
HI.

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YEAH, SHE'S GOING
TO LIVE WITH ME!

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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
UH, JANINE…

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LECROIX, JANINE LECROIX.

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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

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WH-WHAT A PRETTY
LAST NAME.

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SO, UH, WH-WHERE
ARE YOU FROM?

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AUSTRALIA. I JUST MOVED HERE
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

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FROM THE LAND
DOWN UNDER?
YEAH.

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I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT, EITHER.

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SO, UH, WHAT, UH,
WHAT DO YOU DO?

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I'M A DANCER.

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YOU'RE A DANCER?

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SHE-SHE'S A DANCER.

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WELL, I THINK

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I'LL GO AND… UNPACK.

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OH, HEY, LET ME.

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THANKS.
OKAY.

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JOEY…

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YEAH?

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DID YOU EVEN INTERVIEW
THIS WOMAN

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BEFORE YOU ASKED HER
TO MOVE IN?

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OF COURSE I DID.

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WHAT EXACTLY
DID YOU ASK HER?

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"WHEN CAN YOU MOVE IN?"

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THANK YOU FOR BRINGING
HER INTO OUR LIVES.

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UNBELIEVABLE.

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OH… OH, SO, YOU LIKE HER,
TOO, CHANDLER?

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HEY, LOOK AT
ALL THE BOXES.

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OH, I CANNOT WAIT
TO ASK HER OUT.

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WAIT A MINUTE, JOEY.

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JOEY, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT.
SHE'S YOUR ROOMMATE.

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00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:03,102
YOU KNOW, IT'S… IT'LL
BE WAY TOO COMPLICATED.

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YEAH, YEAH, MAN,
DON'T DO IT.

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I MEAN,
IF YOU DATE HER

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00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:08,191
THEN-THEN-THEN
I CAN'T DATE HER.

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ALL RIGHT,
THINK ABOUT IT.

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00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,777
NOW, REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT
OUT WITH THAT GIRL, DONNA

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AND YOU GUYS BROKE UP?
REMEMBER HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS

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WHEN YOU GUYS BUMPED INTO EACH
OTHER AT THE SUPERMARKET?

99
00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:20,828
OH, GOD, YEAH.
NOW, IMAGINE YOU LIVE…
AT THE SUPERMARKET.

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OKAY.

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NO, NO.

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OH. OH.
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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I DON'T WANT THAT.
I CAN'T DATE HER.

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YEAH, AND YOU BETTER
WATCH THE FLIRTING, TOO

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BECAUSE IN SUCH
CLOSE QUARTERS…
IT COULD BE TROUBLE.

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WELL, THAT'S GOING
TO BE TOUGH, MON. I MEAN,

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IT'S HARD FOR ME TO BE AROUND
AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN

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AND NOT FLIRT.

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WELL, YOU'RE AROUND
ME ALL THE TIME

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AND YOU DON'T FLIRT.

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YOU A LITTLE SAD
ABOUT THAT, SWEETHEART?

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I HAVE TO TIE MY SHOE.
YOU GO AHEAD.

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I'LL CATCH UP.
OKAY.

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COME ON!
THAT'S NOT RUNNING!

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LET'S GO!

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YOU GUYS, I'M
TELLING YOU

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WHEN SHE RUNS, SHE LOOKS LIKE

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A CROSS BETWEEN KERMIT THE FROG
AND THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN.

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MONICA HAD SUCH
A CRUSH ON HIM.

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YEAH, SHE USED
TO KISS HIS POSTER

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EVERY NIGHT
BEFORE SHE WENT TO BED.

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OH, I USED TO DO THAT, TOO.

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DID YOU ALSO
HAVE HIS ALBUM

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IT'S NOT EASY
BEING GREEN?

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AW, MON…

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SO, PHOEBE RUNS
WEIRD, HUH?

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YEAH, YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

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AND I KNOW SHE'S GOING
TO WANT TO RUN AGAIN.

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I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW
TO GET OUT OF IT.

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I MEAN, I LIVE WITH HER.

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE
STRAIGHT WITH HER?

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TELL HER THE TRUTH.

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YOU'RE RIGHT.

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YOU'RE RIGHT, I SHOULD
JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH.

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HEY.
HEY.

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HEY, PHEEBS,
MONICA TRIPPED ME.

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I DON'T THINK
I CAN EVER RUN AGAIN, EVER.

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WHY?
WHY WOULD
YOU DO THAT?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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RACHEL, I'M-I'M SORRY
THAT I HURT YOUR ANKLES.

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ANKLE.

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WE'LL SEE.

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OKAY, I AM OFFICIALLY UNPACKED.

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THANKS FOR HELPING ME, MAN.

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JOE?

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WELL, I GUESS
JOEY WENT HOME.

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OH, AND LOOK,
THERE'S STILL ONE BOX

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THAT I HAVE TO UNPACK.

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I GOTCHA!

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OH, MY GOD!

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YOU ALMOST GAVE ME
A HEART ATTACK.

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BOY, IT WAS SO
HARD NOT TO LAUGH

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I'LL TELL YOU.

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OH, HEY-HEY…

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THE PLACE LOOKS GREAT.

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YEAH, NOT BAD, RIGHT?

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MONICA'S GOING
TO BE WORKING LATE.

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SO, I'M GOING TO MAKE
THIS PLACE SPOTLESS.

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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
I'M GOING TO DO?

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I'M GOING
TO GO DOWNSTAIRS.

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I'M GOING TO GET HER
SOME FLOWERS.

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NOW, WHO WOULD NOT WANT
TO LIVE WITH ME?

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00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:02,698
I DON'T.

164
00:07:02,781 --> 00:07:04,033
NO, I WANT TO LIVE

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00:07:04,116 --> 00:07:06,952
WITH THE SUPER-HOT
AUSTRALIAN DANCER.

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00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,204
OKAY, NOW,
HOW'S THAT GOING NOW?

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00:07:08,287 --> 00:07:09,913
ARE YOU OKAY
WITH THE NOT-FLIRTING THING?

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00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:12,458
UH, YEAH, BUT… SO FAR,
YEAH BUT IT'S TOUGH, YOU KNOW?

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00:07:12,541 --> 00:07:14,793
I GOT ALL THIS-THIS
BUILT-UP FLIRTING ENERGY

170
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AND-AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO GET RID OF IT.

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HOW YOU DOIN'?

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OH, MAN.

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SORRY, THERE'S JUST MORE ROOM
OUT HERE.

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OH, NO, NO, NO, IT'S-IT'S, UH…
YOU JUST, UH, UH, REMINDED ME

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THAT, UH, I HAVE
TO DO MY STRETCHES, TOO, YEAH.

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WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO…

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WHAT'S WRONG?
UH, UH, NOTHING.

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I JUST, UH…
I-I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME

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BECAUSE I'M-I'M
ALL SWEATY

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FROM THE WORKOUT.

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00:07:53,332 --> 00:07:54,916
I'M GOING TO HIT THE SHOWER.

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OH, MY GOD!

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00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,798
OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT
STUFF HANGING IN THERE.

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00:08:01,881 --> 00:08:05,386
IT'S JUST MY THONGS ARE
TOO DELICATE FOR THE DRYER.

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00:08:05,469 --> 00:08:06,553
OH…

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HI!

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00:08:17,939 --> 00:08:19,275
OH, YEAH, UH-HUH,
IT'S ME.

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00:08:19,358 --> 00:08:21,151
I SAW YOU GRAB
YOUR RUNNING SHOES
THIS MORNING

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00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:23,028
AND SNEAK OUT.

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00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,821
YOU LIED
SO YOU COULD RUN
BY YOURSELF.

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00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:26,949
NO, PHOEBE, NO,
I WAS… NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

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00:08:27,032 --> 00:08:29,659
I WAS… I WAS ACTUALLY
JUST CHECKING…

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00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,829
TO SEE… IF I
COULD RUN AND I CAN.

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00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,957
PLEASE, RACHEL,
I AM NOT AN IDIOT.

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00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,082
NO, WAIT, PHOEBE.

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00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,431
WOW… COUPLES
WHO LIVE TOGETHER DO START

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00:08:50,514 --> 00:08:53,350
TO LOOK ALIKE.

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00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,519
SO… MON-DLER…

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00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:56,811
UH…

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00:08:58,063 --> 00:09:00,983
WHAT, UH… WH…
WHAT YOU DOING?

201
00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:03,402
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
I AM CLEANING.

202
00:09:03,485 --> 00:09:04,987
DID YOU GET MONICA'S
AUTHORIZATION

203
00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:06,863
TO MOVE ALL
OF HER STUFF?

204
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,073
"AUTHORIZATION"…
I DON'T NEED THAT.

205
00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:09,658
I'M GONNA
PUT EVERYTHING BACK.

206
00:09:09,741 --> 00:09:11,994
PUT IT BACK EXACTLY
WHERE YOU FOUND IT?

207
00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:15,789
YES, I'M GOING TO PUT IT BACK
"EXACTLY" WHERE I FOUND IT.

208
00:09:15,872 --> 00:09:18,083
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, THAT
ATTITUDE IS NOT HELPING.

209
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,960
OKAY, SHE IS NOT
GOING TO CARE

210
00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:22,129
IF I PUT HER STUFF BACK
IN THE SAME STUPID PLACE.

211
00:09:22,212 --> 00:09:26,675
OH, HELLO?
DID YOU JUST MEET MONICA?

212
00:09:26,758 --> 00:09:29,178
SHE'S GOING TO RECOGNIZE
THAT I DID A NICE THING

213
00:09:29,261 --> 00:09:31,847
AND-AND APPRECIATE IT.

214
00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:32,931
HUH.
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY

215
00:09:33,014 --> 00:09:34,433
THIS WILL WORK OUT WELL

216
00:09:34,516 --> 00:09:36,602
BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE
TO MOVE BACK IN WITH JOEY

217
00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:39,896
JOEY'S HOT NEW ROOMMATE
CAN COME LIVE WITH ME.

218
00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,106
I SEE. I SEE.

219
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,899
Y-Y-YOU'RE TRYING
TO FREAK ME OUT.

220
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:46,278
LOOK, CHANDLER, MONICA
IS REALLY WEIRD

221
00:09:46,361 --> 00:09:47,655
ABOUT THIS KIND OF
STUFF, ALL RIGHT?

222
00:09:47,738 --> 00:09:49,781
BELIEVE ME, I LIVED
WITH HER FOR 16 YEARS.

223
00:09:49,864 --> 00:09:52,660
SHE IS GOING TO FREAK OUT.

224
00:09:52,743 --> 00:09:56,121
OH, MY GOD,
SHE'S GOING TO SIT ON YOU.

225
00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,289
NO, SHE'S NOT, OKAY?

226
00:09:57,372 --> 00:09:58,457
YOU KNOW,
I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU.

227
00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:01,835
I'M GOING
TO CALL HER RIGHT NOW.

228
00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:04,421
PHONE'S DONE.

229
00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:06,923
HEY, MON,
HOW'S IT GOING?

230
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,509
Terrible.

231
00:10:08,592 --> 00:10:10,052
I TELL YOU, IF-IF-IF I WANT
SOMETHING DONE RIGHT

232
00:10:10,135 --> 00:10:11,094
I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF.

233
00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:14,682
Other people just wreck stuff.

234
00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:17,100
I REALLY THINK
I MIGHT KILL SOMEONE TONIGHT.

235
00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:21,313
OH, COME ON, COME ON,
IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

236
00:10:21,396 --> 00:10:22,481
IT'S WORSE.

237
00:10:22,564 --> 00:10:23,940
THE ONLY THING
GETTING ME THROUGH IS

238
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,775
KNOWING I'M GONNA
BE SEEING YOU SOON.

239
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:26,902
I think I might even try
to get out of here early.

240
00:10:26,985 --> 00:10:29,154
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

241
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,114
NO, IT SOUNDS LIKE
THEY REALLY NEED YOU DOWN THERE.

242
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:32,533
AREN'T YOU JUST
HANGING OUT WITH ROSS?

243
00:10:32,616 --> 00:10:34,576
IT'S ALL GOOD.
OKAY, BYE-BYE, MON.

244
00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:38,872
SH-SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME.

245
00:10:38,955 --> 00:10:42,042
YOU KNOW, THE PHONE WAS FACING
THE OTHER WAY…

246
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,710
AND THAT GOES
BACK UP THERE.

247
00:10:48,423 --> 00:10:49,799
YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?
WE SHOULD START WITH
THE BIG STUFF,

248
00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,218
YOU KNOW?
THAT'LL BE THE EASIEST.

249
00:10:51,301 --> 00:10:54,012
SO, UH, LET'S START
WITH THE COUCH.

250
00:10:55,472 --> 00:11:00,477
I GOT IT.

251
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,062
YEAH, THAT-THAT
DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

252
00:11:02,145 --> 00:11:03,564
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

253
00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:05,566
THE COUCH IS PERFECTLY IN LINE
WITH THE CARPET

254
00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:07,150
AND THEN I COULD JUST
WALK OVER HERE

255
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,569
AND CASUALLY JUST PUT
MY FEET RIGHT UP ON…

256
00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:13,449
OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE DO…
WE JUST, UH,

257
00:11:13,532 --> 00:11:15,033
MOVE THE COUCH CLOSER
TO THE COFFEE TABLE.

258
00:11:15,116 --> 00:11:16,784
WHOA, YEAH, BUT THEN
THE BACK OF THE COUCH

259
00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:19,371
WON'T LINE UP WITH
THE BACK OF THE CARPET.

260
00:11:19,454 --> 00:11:21,248
OKAY, WELL, HERE…
WE'LL JUST, UH…

261
00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:23,833
WE'LL MOVE THE COFFEE TABLE
CLOSER TO THE COUCH.

262
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:24,834
NO, WHOA! WHOA!

263
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,169
BUT THEN THE COFFEE TABLE

264
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,797
WON'T BE CENTERED
IN THE SEATING AREA.

265
00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,550
YES, BUT THE COFFEE TABLE
DOESN'T HAVE TO…

266
00:11:31,633 --> 00:11:35,429
ROSS!

267
00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:38,724
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

268
00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,976
I'M NOT FLIRTING, BUT STILL,
I'M-I'M DRAWING HER TO ME

269
00:11:41,059 --> 00:11:43,228
LIKE-LIKE-LIKE
A MOTH TO A FLAME!

270
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:52,446
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON OVER HERE?

271
00:11:52,529 --> 00:11:53,988
MONICA'S GOING TO KILL YOU.

272
00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:56,866
LOOK, I NEED YOUR HELP, OKAY?

273
00:11:56,949 --> 00:12:00,870
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
TO-TO REPEL THIS WOMAN.

274
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,830
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

275
00:12:02,913 --> 00:12:06,084
YOU GUYS REPEL WOMEN
ALL THE TIME!

276
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,211
HEY, I'VE BEEN MARRIED
THREE TIMES.

277
00:12:13,425 --> 00:12:14,343
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

278
00:12:14,426 --> 00:12:15,719
I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN.

279
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,845
YOU GET A RAPPORT GOING
WITH A WOMAN,

280
00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:20,265
BUT SOMEHOW YOU MANAGE
TO KILL IT.

281
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,227
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

282
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,896
LOOK, WE DO NOT
REPEL WOMEN, OKAY?

283
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:28,982
THAT IS COMPLETELY UNTRUE.

284
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,777
UH, YES, WE DO, MY MAN.

285
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:33,028
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE
BACK IN COLLEGE

286
00:12:33,111 --> 00:12:34,488
AND WE WENT
TO THAT SPRING DANCE

287
00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:36,365
AND YOU WALKED RIGHT UP
TO THAT GIRL YOU LIKED

288
00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:37,783
AND YOU COULD NOT
STOP TALKING ABOUT

289
00:12:37,866 --> 00:12:40,494
THE IRISH
POTATO FAMINE?

290
00:12:40,577 --> 00:12:42,037
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

291
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,247
YOU WEREN'T SO, YOU KNOW,
HOT IN COLLEGE, EITHER.

292
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:49,461
AFTER EVERYTHING HE SAID,
HE'D GO "BA-DUM-BUMP. CHSSH."

293
00:12:49,544 --> 00:12:50,962
YEAH, MONICA DOESN'T
LIKE THAT, EITHER.

294
00:12:51,045 --> 00:12:53,507
MAYBE I SHOULD STOP
DOING THAT.

295
00:12:53,590 --> 00:12:55,175
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
GIRLS DON'T LIKE IT

296
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,802
WHEN I START TALKING
ABOUT SCIENCE.

297
00:12:56,885 --> 00:13:00,138
THAT'S NOT SPECIFIC
TO GIRLS.

298
00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:01,264
THIS IS GREAT,
THIS IS GREAT!

299
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,099
WHAT-WHAT ELSE,
WHAT ELSE?

300
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,268
UH… OH, THEY DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN YOU CORRECT THEIR GRAMMAR.

301
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:09,897
AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN YOU EXPLAIN WHY
YOUR JOKES ARE FUNNY.

302
00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:11,899
YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN YOU KEEP ASKING THEM

303
00:13:11,982 --> 00:13:14,653
IF THEY LIKE YOU.

304
00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:16,613
MAN, I AM SO LUCKY
I HAVE MONICA.

305
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,740
I'M NEVER GOING TO
FIND LOVE AGAIN.

306
00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:25,121
HEY.
PHOEBE, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND?

307
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,540
SURE.

308
00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:32,713
OKAY, UM, I…
ALL RIGHT, PHOEBE, LOOK…

309
00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:35,298
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THAT I'M SORRY, OKAY?

310
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,051
I HANDLED THE SITUATION
HORRIBLY

311
00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:41,471
AND-AND I SHOULD NOT HAVE LIED
TO YOU.

312
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,724
SO, WHAT SHOULD YOU HAVE DONE?

313
00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:45,809
WELL, I-I SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU THE TRUTH.

314
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:46,894
UH-HUH…

315
00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:48,729
WHICH IS?

316
00:13:48,812 --> 00:13:50,480
WELL, YOU KNOW…

317
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:54,317
THE REASON THAT I DIDN'T WANT
TO GO RUNNING WITH YOU IS

318
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,904
BECAUSE, UH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE WAY THAT YOU RUN

319
00:13:56,987 --> 00:13:58,446
IS JUST A LITTLE…

320
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,368
SO?
WELL, IT'S EMBARRASSING.

321
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,579
PEOPLE WERE LOOKING AT US
LIKE WE WERE CRAZY.

322
00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:06,747
WHY DO YOU CARE?

323
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:09,124
BECAUSE THEY'RE PEOPLE.

324
00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:11,877
BUT PEOPLE THAT YOU DON'T KNOW
AND WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN.

325
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,421
YES, BUT STILL, THEY ARE
PEOPLE…

326
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:17,173
WITH EYES.

327
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,843
WELL, I DIDN'T GET EMBARRASSED
RUNNING NEXT TO MISS…

328
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,181
BUT, OH, OKAY.

329
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,350
NO, NO, I CAN SEE
WHY RUNNING WITH ME

330
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,269
WOULD BE EMBARRASSING TO YOU.

331
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:30,270
YEAH, OKAY.

332
00:14:30,353 --> 00:14:31,271
YOU'RE UPTIGHT.

333
00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:32,355
WH…!

334
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,941
I… LIS…
I AM NOT UPTIGHT…

335
00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:35,859
NO…

336
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,069
LISTEN, I AM NOT…

337
00:14:38,152 --> 00:14:41,782
UPTIGHT, MAN.

338
00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:42,825
THAT'S OKAY, RACHEL.

339
00:14:42,908 --> 00:14:43,992
I'M NOT JUDGING YOU.

340
00:14:44,075 --> 00:14:45,661
THAT'S JUST WHO YOU ARE.

341
00:14:45,744 --> 00:14:46,995
ME, I'M MORE FREE,
YOU KNOW?

342
00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:49,122
I RUN LIKE I DID
WHEN I WAS A KID

343
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:52,041
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY
IT'S FUN, YOU KNOW?

344
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:53,585
I MEAN, DIDN'T YOU EVER
RUN SO FAST

345
00:14:53,668 --> 00:14:55,545
YOU THOUGHT YOUR LEGS
WERE GOING TO FALL OFF?

346
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,340
YOU KNOW, LIKE WHEN YOU WERE
RUNNING TOWARD THE SWINGS

347
00:14:58,423 --> 00:15:01,133
OR-OR RUNNING AWAY
FROM SATAN?

348
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:05,764
THE NEIGHBORS' DOG.

349
00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:07,265
OH.

350
00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,145
OKAY, IS THIS LAMP
IN THE RIGHT PLACE?

351
00:15:12,228 --> 00:15:17,025
WHO CARES? I REPEL WOMEN.

352
00:15:17,108 --> 00:15:19,319
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.

353
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,279
R-R-ROSS IS NAKED!

354
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:26,409
WHAT?

355
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,995
I COULDN'T SAY
THAT I WAS NAKED

356
00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:30,038
BECAUSE SHE'S ALLOWED
TO SEE ME NAKED.

357
00:15:30,121 --> 00:15:32,707
WHY DOES ANYONE
HAVE TO BE NAKED?

358
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:37,462
WHY IS ROSS NAKED?

359
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:44,010
I… I HAD TO…
SHOW CHANDLER SOMETHING.

360
00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:48,390
NAKED?

361
00:15:48,473 --> 00:15:49,975
YEAH, I-I, UH…

362
00:15:50,058 --> 00:15:52,519
I GUESS I HAVE A, UH…

363
00:15:52,602 --> 00:15:55,981
A GUY PROBLEM.

364
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:58,149
IS IT THE SAME THING
THAT CHANDLER HAD?

365
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:03,822
LOOK, UH, JUST-JUST
COME BACK LATER.

366
00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:05,032
WE'LL GET EVERYTHING
SQUARED AWAY

367
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:07,075
AND YOU CAN COME BACK LATER.
OKAY.

368
00:16:07,158 --> 00:16:09,202
HEY, LISTEN, THERE'S STILL SOME
OF CHANDLER'S MEDICINE LEFT

369
00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:12,831
UNDER THE SINK IN
THE BATHROOM. BYE.

370
00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:13,914
BYE-BYE.

371
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,131
THANK GOD.

372
00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:25,885
DUDE, WHAT'D YOU HAVE?

373
00:16:27,971 --> 00:16:29,932
LOOK, WE HAVE NO TIME, OKAY?

374
00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:31,892
WE MUST FOCUS.
WE GOT TO GET EVERYTHING BACK

375
00:16:31,975 --> 00:16:35,103
INTO ITS
ORIGINAL PLACE.
THE PHOTO ALBUM.

376
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:38,857
THERE WERE MILLIONS OF
PICTURES OF THE APARTMENT
IN THE PHOTO ALBUM.

377
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,860
WE JUST GO THROUGH IT AND MATCH
EVERYTHING TO THE PICTURES.

378
00:16:41,943 --> 00:16:42,861
THAT'S PERFECT.

379
00:16:42,944 --> 00:16:44,195
THAT'S BRILLIANT.

380
00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:51,787
SO, REALLY,
WHAT'D YOU HAVE?

381
00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:55,123
HEY, JOEY, I GOT
SOME BEER FOR YOU.

382
00:16:55,206 --> 00:17:00,295
UH, DON'T-DON'T YOU MEAN,
"FOR WHOM"?

383
00:17:00,378 --> 00:17:02,464
SURE.

384
00:17:02,547 --> 00:17:03,757
LISTEN, I WAS GOING TO ORDER
SOME PIZZA.

385
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,592
YOU WANT TO SHARE ONE?

386
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:07,803
PIZZA? HA! IT'S NOT LIKE
I'VE NEVER HAD THAT BEFORE.

387
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:09,387
BA-DUM-BUMP. CHSSH.

388
00:17:12,223 --> 00:17:14,810
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?

389
00:17:14,893 --> 00:17:16,770
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

390
00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:20,065
LET'S JUST GET THIS OUT
IN THE OPEN, OKAY?

391
00:17:20,148 --> 00:17:21,149
YOU'RE HOT.

392
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,736
I'M LOVABLE.

393
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:27,489
CLEARLY, THERE'S A VIBE
GOING ON BETWEEN US

394
00:17:27,572 --> 00:17:29,950
BUT WE'RE ROOMMATES

395
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:33,703
AND IT'S A HUGE MISTAKE FOR US
TO CONTINUE DOWN THIS ROAD.

396
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,664
JOEY…
NO, NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOU.

397
00:17:35,747 --> 00:17:37,666
IMAGINE YOURSELF
LIVING IN A SUPERMARKET

398
00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:41,210
AND YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND.

399
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:45,173
OKAY, SO THE QUESTION IS,
WHAT DO WE DO?

400
00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:47,258
WELL, I DON'T THINK
THERE IS ANYTHING TO DO.

401
00:17:47,341 --> 00:17:49,594
I MEAN, I THINK
YOU'RE REALLY SWEET

402
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,555
BUT I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED
IN YOU LIKE THAT.

403
00:17:57,185 --> 00:18:00,856
OH!
NO, I MEAN…

404
00:18:00,939 --> 00:18:02,941
YOU'RE A REALLY NICE GUY

405
00:18:03,024 --> 00:18:05,068
AND I'M HAPPY TO BE
YOUR ROOMMATE

406
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,654
AND YOUR FRIEND.
I'M JUST…

407
00:18:07,737 --> 00:18:12,617
YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T
FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU.

408
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:17,330
OH… I SEE WHAT HAPPENED.

409
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:20,709
IT'S BECAUSE I WAS TRYING
TO REPEL YOU, RIGHT?

410
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:26,381
BELIEVE ME, YOU'D FEEL A LOT
DIFFERENT IF I TURNED IT ON.

411
00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:28,841
I DON'T THINK SO.
OH, I DO.

412
00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:34,013
HOW YOU DOIN'?

413
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,851
I'M OKAY.

414
00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:42,230
WHAT?

415
00:18:42,313 --> 00:18:44,356
OH, DEAR GOD!

416
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:04,044
HEY!
HEY!

417
00:19:04,127 --> 00:19:05,087
PHEEBS!

418
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,880
OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY.

419
00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:08,423
YOU WERE RIGHT…
THIS FEELS GREAT!

420
00:19:08,506 --> 00:19:10,383
SEE? AND YOU DON'T CARE
IF PEOPLE ARE STARING.

421
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,301
IT'S JUST FOR A SECOND,
'CAUSE THEN YOU'RE GONE!

422
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:13,428
GONE!

423
00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:14,721
I MEAN, IT'S AMAZING, PHEEBS!

424
00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:17,182
I FEEL SO FREE,
AND SO GRACEFUL…

425
00:19:17,265 --> 00:19:18,266
AAH!

426
00:19:21,853 --> 00:19:24,355
HEY! LOOK OUT FOR THE HORSE.

427
00:19:24,438 --> 00:19:25,439
SORRY.

428
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,031
IS IT OKAY FOR ME
TO COME IN NOW?

429
00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:35,033
UH-HUH.

430
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:42,207
WHY IS EVERYTHING DIFFERENT?

431
00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:43,415
BYE.

432
00:19:46,502 --> 00:19:48,130
NO, I DON'T SEE
ANYTHING DIFFERENT

433
00:19:48,213 --> 00:19:50,339
OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THE
ROOM GOT SO MUCH BRIGHTER

434
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:51,632
WHEN YOU CAME INTO IT.

435
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:56,554
WELL, THE END TABLE IS WRONG
AND THE COUCH LOOKS BIZARRE

436
00:19:56,637 --> 00:20:00,558
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
ON THE REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS.

437
00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:03,145
OKAY, LOOK, DON'T…
DON'T BE MAD, OKAY?

438
00:20:03,228 --> 00:20:05,396
BUT AFTER I UNPACKED THE BOXES

439
00:20:05,479 --> 00:20:07,983
I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE
FOR YOU

440
00:20:08,066 --> 00:20:10,902
SO I-I-I CLEANED THE APARTMENT.

441
00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:12,737
SO I MOVED EVERYTHING AROUND

442
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,824
AND THEN I-I FORGOT WHERE IT…
WHERE IT WENT BACK.

443
00:20:15,907 --> 00:20:19,577
AND I'M SORRY. I'M VERY SORRY,
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

444
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,247
THAT'S OKAY.

445
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,292
CHANDLER, ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME
OR SOMETHING?

446
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,419
DO YOU WANT ME TO BE
AFRAID OF YOU?

447
00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:30,421
OF COURSE NOT.

448
00:20:30,504 --> 00:20:32,340
OH, MY GOSH, CHANDLER,
WHAT YOU DID…

449
00:20:32,423 --> 00:20:35,718
IT'S-IT'S SUCH A WONDERFUL THING
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

450
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,345
I KNOW I HAVE
THIS WEIRD THING

451
00:20:37,428 --> 00:20:38,930
WHERE I WANT EVERYTHING
TO BE IN THE PERFECT PLACE

452
00:20:39,013 --> 00:20:42,934
BUT I WOULD NEVER EXPECT YOU
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

453
00:20:43,017 --> 00:20:44,853
REALLY?

454
00:20:44,936 --> 00:20:47,105
OF COURSE.

455
00:20:47,188 --> 00:20:49,024
OH, WELL, YOU'RE THE BEST.

456
00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:51,693
YOU COME HERE TO ME.

457
00:20:51,776 --> 00:20:52,944
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON, OKAY?

458
00:20:53,027 --> 00:20:54,029
FIRST THINGS FIRST.

459
00:20:54,112 --> 00:20:55,530
OKAY, NOW…

460
00:20:55,613 --> 00:20:58,824
DID ROSS SIT ANYWHERE
WHILE HE WAS NAKED?

461
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,790
SO IT'S SAID THAT
BY THE YEAR 2030

462
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,834
THERE'LL BE COMPUTERS
THAT CAN CARRY OUT

463
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:11,546
THE SAME NUMBER OF FUNCTIONS
AS AN ACTUAL HUMAN BRAIN.

464
00:21:11,629 --> 00:21:13,965
SO THEORETICALLY,
YOU CAN DOWNLOAD

465
00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:16,259
YOUR THOUGHTS
AND YOUR MEMORIES

466
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,927
INTO THIS COMPUTER…

467
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,430
AND LIVE FOREVER
AS A MACHINE!

468
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:26,686
UH, SO, JANINE,
YOU-YOU-YOU KNOW WHAT…

469
00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:29,356
YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE
DOING RIGHT NOW?

470
00:21:29,439 --> 00:21:31,857
YOU AND I, WE'RE-WE'RE
INTERFACING.

471
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:36,154
YEAH.
I GOT TO GO.

472
00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:43,494
BA-DUM-BUMP. CHSSH.

