1 00:00:02,599 --> 00:00:03,684 SURE, NEIGHBOR. 2 00:00:03,767 --> 00:00:06,062 COME ON IN. 3 00:00:06,145 --> 00:00:07,229 SO, IS JANINE AROUND? 4 00:00:07,312 --> 00:00:08,773 UH, NO, SHE'S AT DANCE CLASS. 5 00:00:08,856 --> 00:00:10,357 CAN I SEE WHAT SHE DID WITH MY ROOM? 6 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,192 YEAH, BUT, HEY, DON'T GO THROUGH HER STUFF. 7 00:00:12,275 --> 00:00:13,485 SHE GETS REALLY MAD. 8 00:00:16,655 --> 00:00:18,032 OH, MY GOD. 9 00:00:18,115 --> 00:00:19,909 WHAT IS THI… 10 00:00:19,992 --> 00:00:21,828 IT'S LIKE A GUY NEVER LIVED IN HERE. 11 00:00:21,911 --> 00:00:23,412 LOOK, YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL. 12 00:00:23,495 --> 00:00:25,039 THIS GIRL THING IS DANGEROUS. 13 00:00:25,122 --> 00:00:26,332 IT'S SPREADING ALREADY. 14 00:00:26,415 --> 00:00:28,042 IT IS? 15 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:30,628 YES, IS THIS YOUR PRETTY PINK PILLOW 16 00:00:30,711 --> 00:00:32,046 ON THE COUCH? 17 00:00:32,129 --> 00:00:33,255 NO. 18 00:00:33,338 --> 00:00:34,924 IS THAT YOUR TINY LITTLE BOX 19 00:00:35,007 --> 00:00:37,093 THAT'S TOO SMALL TO PUT ANYTHING IN? 20 00:00:37,176 --> 00:00:38,094 NO. 21 00:00:38,177 --> 00:00:40,054 NO. OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOOD. 22 00:00:40,137 --> 00:00:41,931 YOU ARE A GUY, OKAY? 23 00:00:42,014 --> 00:00:43,724 THIS IS A GUY'S PLACE. 24 00:00:43,807 --> 00:00:45,351 IF YOU LET THIS GO, YOU'LL BE SITTING AROUND 25 00:00:45,434 --> 00:00:48,062 WITH YOUR FINGERS SOAKING IN STUFF. 26 00:00:48,145 --> 00:00:49,396 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 27 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:50,606 I'LL-I'LL-I'LL TALK TO HER. 28 00:00:50,689 --> 00:00:51,816 YES, TALK TO HER… BE A MAN. 29 00:00:51,899 --> 00:00:53,109 I'M A MAN. DEFEND YOURSELF. 30 00:00:54,359 --> 00:00:55,903 CHANDLER, COME ON. 31 00:00:55,986 --> 00:00:57,571 WE HAVE TO HEM THE NEW DUST RUFFLE. 32 00:00:57,654 --> 00:00:59,740 BE RIGHT THERE, SWEETUMS. 33 00:00:59,823 --> 00:01:01,408 OKAY. 34 00:01:01,491 --> 00:01:03,410 A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SITUATION. 35 00:01:44,534 --> 00:01:46,079 HEY, GUYS. 36 00:01:46,162 --> 00:01:48,414 HEY, HOW WAS YOUR BREAKFAST WITH HILLARY? IT WAS OKAY. 37 00:01:48,497 --> 00:01:49,832 SHE'S STILL KINDA DEPRESSED 38 00:01:49,915 --> 00:01:52,001 BECAUSE SHE BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND. 39 00:01:52,084 --> 00:01:55,379 WELL, IS THIS HILLARY YOUR HOT ASSISTANT CHEF HILLARY? 40 00:01:55,462 --> 00:01:56,380 YEAH. 41 00:01:56,463 --> 00:01:57,590 THE ONE THAT ALWAYS STARES AT ME 42 00:01:57,673 --> 00:01:59,341 WHEN I COME IN? 43 00:01:59,424 --> 00:02:01,468 NO, THE ONE WHO LOOKED AT YOU ONCE 44 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:03,345 BECAUSE YOU GOT IN HER WAY. 45 00:02:03,428 --> 00:02:06,765 STILL, I COULD TELL SHE WAS INTO ME. 46 00:02:08,767 --> 00:02:10,228 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SET US UP? 47 00:02:10,311 --> 00:02:12,188 OOH, ARE YOU SETTING ROSS UP WITH SOMEONE? 48 00:02:12,271 --> 00:02:14,857 DOES SHE HAVE A WEDDING DRESS? 49 00:02:16,859 --> 00:02:17,777 HEY. HEY. 50 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:19,153 RACHEL? YEAH? 51 00:02:19,236 --> 00:02:21,155 LISTEN, I'M, UM, MAKING UP FLYERS 52 00:02:21,238 --> 00:02:23,241 TRYING TO GET NEW MASSAGE CLIENTS. 53 00:02:23,324 --> 00:02:26,035 SO, CAN I COME TO BLOOMINGDALE'S AND USE THE COPY MACHINE? 54 00:02:26,118 --> 00:02:28,537 WELL, SURE, BUT THEY MIGHT THINK IT'S KIND OF WEIRD 55 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,873 CONSIDERING I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE. 56 00:02:30,956 --> 00:02:31,999 OH, MY GOD! 57 00:02:32,082 --> 00:02:33,667 WHAT HAPPENED? 58 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,753 I-I GOT A JOB AT RALPH LAUREN. 59 00:02:35,836 --> 00:02:36,921 WELL, THAT'S GREAT! 60 00:02:37,004 --> 00:02:38,422 CONGRATULATIONS! 61 00:02:38,505 --> 00:02:40,340 WOW! 62 00:02:40,423 --> 00:02:42,384 A YEAR AGO. 63 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:44,804 YOU'VE LASTED A WHOLE YEAR. 64 00:02:44,887 --> 00:02:46,013 GOOD FOR YOU. 65 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:47,097 OH. 66 00:02:48,557 --> 00:02:50,268 BUT, PHEEBS, YOU-YOU CAN STILL USE 67 00:02:50,351 --> 00:02:51,894 THE COPY MACHINE WHERE I ACTUALLY WORK. 68 00:02:51,977 --> 00:02:53,229 BUT JUST COME BY AT LUNCH 69 00:02:53,312 --> 00:02:54,438 SO THAT MY BOSS DOESN'T SEE YOU 70 00:02:54,521 --> 00:02:55,982 'CAUSE KIM WILL JUST FREAK OUT 71 00:02:56,065 --> 00:02:57,733 AND SHE ALREADY DOESN'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH. 72 00:02:57,816 --> 00:02:59,568 I DON'T THINK MY BOSS LIKES ME, EITHER. 73 00:02:59,651 --> 00:03:01,319 I DON'T THINK MINE LIKES ME, EITHER. 74 00:03:01,402 --> 00:03:04,406 MAYBE IT'S A UNIVERSAL THING. 75 00:03:04,489 --> 00:03:07,076 OR MAYBE… IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL HANGING AROUND HERE 76 00:03:07,159 --> 00:03:08,327 AT 11:30 ON A WEDNESDAY. 77 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:13,790 YEAH, LET'S HEAD OFF TO WORK. WE SHOULD GO. 78 00:03:18,461 --> 00:03:19,379 THANK YOU. 79 00:03:19,462 --> 00:03:20,422 SURE. 80 00:03:20,505 --> 00:03:22,300 NOW, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS 81 00:03:22,383 --> 00:03:24,218 BUT I WAS IN THE COPY ROOM, MAKING COPIES 82 00:03:24,301 --> 00:03:25,427 AND RALPH LAUREN CAME IN. 83 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:26,428 OH, MY GOD. 84 00:03:26,511 --> 00:03:27,638 DID YOU TALK TO HIM? 85 00:03:27,721 --> 00:03:28,639 YEAH, A LITTLE. 86 00:03:28,722 --> 00:03:29,932 HE SEEMS REALLY NICE. 87 00:03:30,015 --> 00:03:31,017 GOOD KISSER. 88 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:33,394 WHAT? 89 00:03:34,477 --> 00:03:36,188 YOU KISSED HIM? TOTALLY. 90 00:03:37,189 --> 00:03:38,774 PHOEBE, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 91 00:03:38,857 --> 00:03:40,193 YEAH. I WAS JUST IN THERE. 92 00:03:40,276 --> 00:03:41,568 HE CAME IN, HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF 93 00:03:41,651 --> 00:03:42,695 AND, THEN, NEXT THING I KNOW, 94 00:03:42,778 --> 00:03:44,989 WE'RE MAKING OUT, YOU KNOW. 95 00:03:45,072 --> 00:03:48,242 PHOEBE, I MEAN, YOU DO KNOW HE'S MARRIED? 96 00:03:48,325 --> 00:03:51,411 NO. PHOEBE… 97 00:03:51,494 --> 00:03:53,747 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO… ASK EVERY GUY I MAKE OUT WITH 98 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:56,667 IF HE'S MARRIED? 99 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,127 NO, YEAH, I SHOULD, I SHOULD. 100 00:04:10,555 --> 00:04:11,473 HEY, JOEY. 101 00:04:11,556 --> 00:04:12,516 HEY. 102 00:04:12,599 --> 00:04:13,642 UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU 103 00:04:13,725 --> 00:04:14,685 FOR A SECOND? 104 00:04:14,768 --> 00:04:16,270 THIS, UH, KID IN THIS PICTURE. 105 00:04:16,353 --> 00:04:17,563 DO YOU, UH, YOU KNOW THIS KID? 106 00:04:17,646 --> 00:04:19,273 IS THAT LIKE A RELATIVE OR SOMETHING? 107 00:04:19,356 --> 00:04:21,400 NO, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE. 108 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:22,776 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 109 00:04:22,859 --> 00:04:25,445 OKAY, UH… LOOK, JANINE, 110 00:04:25,528 --> 00:04:27,823 I REALLY WANT YOU TO FEEL AT HOME HERE 111 00:04:27,906 --> 00:04:30,951 BUT SOME OF THIS NEW STUFF, IT'S JUST… IT'S TOO GIRLIE. 112 00:04:31,034 --> 00:04:31,952 OH. 113 00:04:32,035 --> 00:04:32,995 LIKE WHAT? 114 00:04:33,078 --> 00:04:34,330 LIKE THIS… 115 00:04:34,413 --> 00:04:36,874 PICTURES OF CUTE BABIES WE DON'T KNOW. 116 00:04:36,957 --> 00:04:38,792 WE-WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. 117 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:40,336 JOEY, IT'S ANNE GEDDES. 118 00:04:40,419 --> 00:04:41,795 SHE'S A FAMOUS ARTIST. 119 00:04:41,878 --> 00:04:43,589 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW THIS BABY. 120 00:04:43,672 --> 00:04:46,342 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S A FAMOUS ARTIST OR NOT 121 00:04:46,425 --> 00:04:48,261 YOU KNOW, AND… 122 00:04:48,344 --> 00:04:49,887 I DON'T WANT TO BE A JERK 123 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:53,015 BUT YOU'RE-YOU'RE CHANGING TOO MUCH AROUND HERE. 124 00:04:53,098 --> 00:04:54,516 WELL, I'M SORRY, I JUST THOUGHT I'D TRY 125 00:04:54,599 --> 00:04:56,476 AND MAKE THE PLACE A LITTLE NICER. 126 00:04:56,559 --> 00:04:58,271 YEAH, BUT IT'S-IT'S TOO MUCH STUFF. 127 00:04:58,354 --> 00:04:59,688 YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU GOT THE CANDLES 128 00:04:59,771 --> 00:05:02,524 AND THE FOOFY SCHMOOFER THING HERE 129 00:05:02,607 --> 00:05:04,318 AND, THEN, OVER HERE 130 00:05:04,401 --> 00:05:07,196 YOU GOT A PICTURE OF A WATERING CAN. 131 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:08,739 WELL, I JUST THOUGHT… 132 00:05:08,822 --> 00:05:11,242 I'M SURE IT'S A FAMOUS WATERING CAN, OKAY, 133 00:05:11,325 --> 00:05:12,743 BUT, COME ON… 134 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:14,912 AND WHAT IS WITH THE REALLY HOT STICK 135 00:05:14,995 --> 00:05:16,122 IN THE BATHROOM? 136 00:05:16,205 --> 00:05:18,915 IT'S A CURLING IRON. 137 00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:25,256 OH. 138 00:05:25,339 --> 00:05:27,341 WELL-WELL, THAT'S OKAY, THEN… 139 00:05:27,424 --> 00:05:29,343 BUT, OKAY, MY TOWELS FOR INSTANCE, OKAY. 140 00:05:29,426 --> 00:05:30,970 I COME INTO THE BATHROOM HERE 141 00:05:31,053 --> 00:05:35,391 AND MY TOWEL IS NOT ON THE FLOOR WHERE I KEEP IT. 142 00:05:35,474 --> 00:05:37,977 IT'S UP HERE, ON SOME HOOK 143 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:40,354 AND… SMELLS DIFFERENT. 144 00:05:40,437 --> 00:05:41,730 IT'S CLEAN. 145 00:05:41,813 --> 00:05:43,399 YEAH, WELL, IT FEELS DIFFERENT. 146 00:05:43,482 --> 00:05:46,777 IT'S DRY. 147 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:50,281 ALL RIGHT, I CAN MAKE MY PEACE WITH THE CLEAN, DRY TOWELS… 148 00:05:50,364 --> 00:05:52,699 AND, OKAY, ALSO WHAT IS WITH THESE CHIPS YOU BOUGHT? 149 00:05:52,782 --> 00:05:54,785 NO, NO, NO. IT'S POTPOURRI. 150 00:05:54,868 --> 00:05:56,703 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SMELL IT. 151 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:06,963 WELL, THAT'S LIKE SUMMER IN A BOWL. 152 00:06:17,307 --> 00:06:18,558 OH. 153 00:06:18,641 --> 00:06:20,102 KIM, HI. 154 00:06:20,185 --> 00:06:22,020 UH-HUH. 155 00:06:24,898 --> 00:06:27,401 SO, YOU KNOW, I-I-I HANDED IN THAT MARKETING REPORT 156 00:06:27,484 --> 00:06:30,112 AND I… AND I NEVER GOT TO HEAR WHAT YOU THOUGHT. 157 00:06:30,195 --> 00:06:31,405 I DIDN'T READ IT. 158 00:06:31,488 --> 00:06:33,073 AH. 159 00:06:34,824 --> 00:06:36,369 SO, WOW, THE SPRING LINE… 160 00:06:36,452 --> 00:06:38,954 IT'S REALLY GOING TO BE GREAT THIS YEAR, HUH? 161 00:06:39,037 --> 00:06:40,621 YEAH. 162 00:06:45,127 --> 00:06:47,254 SO, I HEAR, UH, RALPH LAUREN FOOLED AROUND 163 00:06:47,337 --> 00:06:48,964 WITH SOMEONE IN THE COPY ROOM. 164 00:06:50,673 --> 00:06:52,717 TELL ME EVERYTHING. 165 00:06:56,012 --> 00:06:57,056 HEY, GUYS. 166 00:06:57,139 --> 00:06:58,182 HEY. 167 00:06:58,265 --> 00:06:59,558 WHAT'S UP? 168 00:07:01,684 --> 00:07:03,603 YOU KNOW… 169 00:07:03,686 --> 00:07:06,106 OH, MY GOD. 170 00:07:06,189 --> 00:07:08,108 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TEETH? 171 00:07:08,191 --> 00:07:09,485 I WHITENED THEM. 172 00:07:11,570 --> 00:07:13,072 REALLY? 173 00:07:13,155 --> 00:07:14,240 YEAH. 174 00:07:14,323 --> 00:07:16,283 WH-WHAT DO YOU THINK? 175 00:07:16,366 --> 00:07:19,203 WELL, I THINK I SHOULDN'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THEM. 176 00:07:19,286 --> 00:07:21,246 COME ON, SERIOUSLY. 177 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,959 ROSS, THEY'RE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WHITE. 178 00:07:26,042 --> 00:07:29,755 YEAH, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOUR OLD… HUMAN TEETH? 179 00:07:29,838 --> 00:07:34,301 OH, I-I DID LEAVE THE GEL ON A LITTLE LONGER THAN IT SAID TO. 180 00:07:34,384 --> 00:07:35,761 HOW MUCH LONGER? 181 00:07:35,844 --> 00:07:37,555 A-A-A DAY. 182 00:07:37,638 --> 00:07:41,183 ROSS, YOU KNOW THAT TONIGHT IS YOUR DATE WITH HILLARY? 183 00:07:41,266 --> 00:07:42,893 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I DID IT. 184 00:07:42,976 --> 00:07:46,021 COME ON, ARE THEY REALLY THAT BAD? 185 00:07:46,104 --> 00:07:48,524 NO. NO, NO, NO, YOU'LL-YOU'LL BE FINE. 186 00:07:48,607 --> 00:07:50,776 HILLARY'S BLIND, RIGHT? 187 00:07:50,859 --> 00:07:52,445 SHE WILL BE AFTER TONIGHT. 188 00:07:52,528 --> 00:07:53,987 YEAH. 189 00:07:55,738 --> 00:07:56,865 OH, HEY, HEY, RACHE, UH 190 00:07:56,948 --> 00:07:58,284 DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING… 191 00:07:58,367 --> 00:08:00,702 YEAH, YOUR TEETH? YES, I SAW THEM FROM OUTSIDE. 192 00:08:02,162 --> 00:08:05,374 YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS 193 00:08:05,457 --> 00:08:07,918 BUT PHOEBE… MADE OUT… 194 00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:09,711 WITH RALPH LAUREN. 195 00:08:09,794 --> 00:08:11,213 WHAT? OH, MY GOD. 196 00:08:11,296 --> 00:08:12,881 YEAH, I KNOW. SHE RAN INTO HIM AT MY OFFICE 197 00:08:12,964 --> 00:08:15,217 AND THEY JUST… MADE OUT 198 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,428 AND THE CRAZIEST THING IS NOW MY BOSS LIKES ME 199 00:08:17,511 --> 00:08:18,804 BECAUSE I TOLD HER ABOUT IT AND SHE SAID IT WAS 200 00:08:18,887 --> 00:08:20,722 THE BEST GOSSIP SHE'D HEARD ALL YEAR. 201 00:08:20,805 --> 00:08:23,225 I AM PROUD OF ALL MY FRIENDS TODAY. 202 00:08:23,308 --> 00:08:25,311 MY GOD, RACHEL, I CAN'T BELIEVE 203 00:08:25,394 --> 00:08:27,687 PHOEBE MADE OUT WITH RALPH LAUREN. 204 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:30,232 OH, I'M SO JEALOUS. 205 00:08:30,315 --> 00:08:33,735 HI, I'M CHANDLER, YOUR LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND. 206 00:08:33,818 --> 00:08:36,363 CHANDLER, PLEASE, COME ON. 207 00:08:36,446 --> 00:08:38,365 LOOK AT HIM. 208 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:42,911 OH, I AM NO WOMAN, BUT THAT IS ONE TASTY DISH. 209 00:08:42,994 --> 00:08:44,121 HEY. 210 00:08:44,204 --> 00:08:45,623 HERE. 211 00:08:45,706 --> 00:08:48,792 OOH, WHO'S THE SILVER FOX? 212 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:51,462 THAT-THAT IS YOUR MAKE-OUT BUDDY. 213 00:08:51,545 --> 00:08:53,422 DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE HIM? 214 00:08:53,505 --> 00:08:54,423 OH, WAIT. 215 00:08:54,506 --> 00:08:56,008 OOH, PHOEBE, I LOVE YOU. 216 00:08:56,091 --> 00:08:58,552 KISS ME, PLEASE. 217 00:08:58,635 --> 00:09:00,387 THAT'S NOT RALPH LAUREN. 218 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:02,431 SOUNDS LIKE HIM, THOUGH. 219 00:09:02,514 --> 00:09:03,890 WHAT? 220 00:09:03,973 --> 00:09:05,434 YEAH, NO, RALPH'S… 221 00:09:05,517 --> 00:09:06,644 DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THAT GUY. 222 00:09:06,727 --> 00:09:08,270 HE'S-HE'S YOUNG 223 00:09:08,353 --> 00:09:11,524 AND HE'S GOT LONG HAIR AND A BEARD AND A HACKY SACK. 224 00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:13,651 OH, MY GOD, PHOEBE, THAT'S NOT RALPH LAUREN. 225 00:09:13,734 --> 00:09:15,861 THAT'S KENNY THE COPY GUY. 226 00:09:15,944 --> 00:09:17,946 WHAT? 227 00:09:18,029 --> 00:09:20,366 OH, G… OH… AND I TOLD MY BOSS 228 00:09:20,449 --> 00:09:22,201 THAT SOMEONE MADE OUT WITH RALPH LAUREN. 229 00:09:22,284 --> 00:09:23,994 IF SHE FINDS OUT THAT I LIED TO HER 230 00:09:24,077 --> 00:09:25,245 SHE IS GOING TO HATE ME EVEN MORE. 231 00:09:25,328 --> 00:09:26,288 PHOEBE! 232 00:09:26,371 --> 00:09:27,623 WHY WOULD THE COPY GUY 233 00:09:27,706 --> 00:09:29,124 SAY THAT HE'S RALPH LAUREN? 234 00:09:29,207 --> 00:09:31,043 TO GET YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM. 235 00:09:31,126 --> 00:09:33,169 OH. 236 00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:39,468 OKAY, MAYBE THIS WILL MAKE 237 00:09:39,551 --> 00:09:42,345 YOUR TEETH LOOK LESS WHITE. 238 00:09:45,432 --> 00:09:47,767 NOPE. NOPE. 239 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:49,436 OKAY, SO, UH, COLORS THAT DON'T WORK ARE 240 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:51,647 BLUE, YELLOW, GREEN, RED 241 00:09:51,730 --> 00:09:55,108 BLACK, WHITE, ORANGE AND PURPLE. 242 00:09:55,191 --> 00:09:56,652 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 243 00:09:56,735 --> 00:09:59,530 THE DATE STARTS IN, LIKE, AN HOUR. 244 00:09:59,613 --> 00:10:02,199 HEY, ROSS, MAYBE IF YOUR SKIN WAS LIGHTER 245 00:10:02,282 --> 00:10:04,577 YOUR TEETH WOULDN'T LOOK SO BRIGHT. 246 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,869 OH, GREAT. 247 00:10:05,952 --> 00:10:07,204 SO, I ALL NEED TO DO IS GET SOME NEW SKIN. 248 00:10:07,287 --> 00:10:09,289 THANK YOU. 249 00:10:09,372 --> 00:10:10,749 I'M JUST SAYING IF WE PUT 250 00:10:10,832 --> 00:10:12,710 JUST A LITTLE BIT OF MAKEUP ON YOU… 251 00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:13,877 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 252 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,505 WE'RE NOT 13 ANYMORE. 253 00:10:18,131 --> 00:10:19,966 ROSS, THIS IS THE ONLY THING LEFT 254 00:10:20,049 --> 00:10:21,427 THAT HAS A SHOT AT WORKING. 255 00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:23,679 BUT WON'T SHE NOTICE I HAVE MAKEUP ON? 256 00:10:23,762 --> 00:10:26,098 PLEASE, HALF THE GUYS OUT THERE HAVE MAKEUP ON. 257 00:10:26,181 --> 00:10:28,141 WHAT? 258 00:10:28,224 --> 00:10:29,518 ALL RIGHT, HALF THE PEOPLE. 259 00:10:29,601 --> 00:10:31,520 I MEAN… WILL YOU JUST TRY IT AND SEE? 260 00:10:31,603 --> 00:10:33,229 NO, I AM NOT PUTTING ON MAKE-UP. 261 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:36,650 HELLO? OH, GOOD. 262 00:10:36,733 --> 00:10:38,860 ROSS, COULD YOU PUT UP SOME OF THESE FLYERS FOR ME? 263 00:10:38,943 --> 00:10:41,446 NO! DEMON! DEMON! 264 00:10:47,452 --> 00:10:49,246 NOW OUR DRAWERS WILL SMELL NICE 265 00:10:49,329 --> 00:10:52,708 AND WE DIDN'T WASTE THESE PANTYHOSE. 266 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:54,501 YES, GOD FORBID WE THROW OUT OLD UNDERWEAR. 267 00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:56,503 YOU KNOW WHAT? 268 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:58,964 I'M-I'M GOING TO… I'M GOING TO GO OVER TO JOEY'S. 269 00:10:59,047 --> 00:11:01,299 WE'RE SUPPOSE TO ORGANIZE THE WRAPPING-PAPER DRAWER. 270 00:11:03,134 --> 00:11:04,802 YES, BUT I FEEL LIKE I'VE REALLY GOTTEN IN TOUCH 271 00:11:04,885 --> 00:11:06,972 WITH MY FEMININE SIDE ENOUGH TODAY, YOU KNOW. 272 00:11:07,055 --> 00:11:08,390 IN FACT, I THINK WE'RE TWO SACHETS 273 00:11:08,473 --> 00:11:09,974 AWAY FROM BECOMING A LESBIAN COUPLE. 274 00:11:11,643 --> 00:11:12,728 YOU KNOW WHAT? 275 00:11:12,811 --> 00:11:13,811 THIS HAS BEEN KIND OF A GIRLIE DAY. 276 00:11:13,894 --> 00:11:14,980 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 277 00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:16,607 NAH, NAH, THAT'S OKAY. 278 00:11:16,690 --> 00:11:18,191 I-I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BE IN A GUY PLACE… 279 00:11:18,274 --> 00:11:20,319 YOU KNOW, DO KIND OF, LIKE, A MAN THING. 280 00:11:20,402 --> 00:11:21,861 YEAH. GO OVER TO JOEY'S. 281 00:11:21,944 --> 00:11:23,863 GO OVER TO JOEY'S AND-AND DRINK SOME BEER 282 00:11:23,946 --> 00:11:26,074 AND HAMMER UP SOME DRYWALL. 283 00:11:26,157 --> 00:11:27,701 YOU KNOW, WHEN GUYS HANG OUT 284 00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:30,663 THEY DON'T JUST DRINK BEER AND HAMMER UP DRYWALL. 285 00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:32,498 WHEN GIRLS HANG OUT, WE DON'T HAVE PILLOW FIGHTS 286 00:11:32,581 --> 00:11:33,581 IN OUR UNDERWEAR. 287 00:11:36,251 --> 00:11:37,169 I'M SORRY. 288 00:11:37,252 --> 00:11:39,254 WE DO. 289 00:11:39,337 --> 00:11:40,797 I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. 290 00:11:44,885 --> 00:11:46,011 HEY, CHANDLER. 291 00:11:46,094 --> 00:11:47,513 COME ON IN. 292 00:11:47,596 --> 00:11:50,139 WE'RE KNITTING POT HOLDERS. 293 00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:53,976 NO THANKS, JOSEPHINE. 294 00:11:57,313 --> 00:11:59,274 HEY, ROSS, I WAS WONDERING IF… 295 00:12:03,361 --> 00:12:04,446 OH, MY GOD! 296 00:12:04,529 --> 00:12:06,823 WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN? 297 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:18,126 OH, HI, KIM. 298 00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:19,670 HI, RACHEL. 299 00:12:19,753 --> 00:12:21,421 REMEMBER THAT THING I TOLD YOU 300 00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:22,631 THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? 301 00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:24,257 WELL, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 302 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,884 YOU DIDN'T CANCEL THE FABRIC ORDER FROM TAIWAN? 303 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,762 OKAY, TWO THINGS DIDN'T HAPPEN. 304 00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:32,182 BUT, NO, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THAT SOMEONE MADE OUT WITH 305 00:12:32,265 --> 00:12:34,017 RALPH LAUREN IN THE COPY ROOM? 306 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,893 WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT'S NOT TRUE. 307 00:12:35,976 --> 00:12:37,312 THAT'S NOT TRUE? 308 00:12:37,395 --> 00:12:38,480 NO. OH, THAT'S INTERESTING 309 00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:40,148 BECAUSE I CHECKED. 310 00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,650 AND ONLY ONE KEY CARD WAS USED 311 00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:44,027 TO ACCESS THE COPY MACHINE YESTERDAY DURING LUNCH 312 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,029 AND THAT KEY CARD BELONGED TO YOU, RACHEL. 313 00:12:46,112 --> 00:12:47,239 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 314 00:12:47,322 --> 00:12:49,366 OH, GOD, YOU THINK I MADE OUT WITH HIM? 315 00:12:49,449 --> 00:12:50,617 LISTEN TO ME. 316 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,160 IF YOU THINK SLEEPING WITH RALPH 317 00:12:52,243 --> 00:12:54,705 IS GOING TO GET YOU MY JOB, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN. 318 00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:56,707 I DON'T WANT YOUR JOB. I DON'T! 319 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,291 THIS IS SUCH A MISTAKE. 320 00:12:58,374 --> 00:12:59,835 I DID NOT MAKE OUT WITH HIM. 321 00:12:59,918 --> 00:13:01,837 NOBODY MADE OUT WITH HIM. 322 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,047 I DID NOT USE MY KEY CARD YESTERDAY. 323 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,924 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE MY KEY CARD. 324 00:13:07,007 --> 00:13:08,594 HI, RALPH. 325 00:13:08,677 --> 00:13:09,970 HI, KIM. 326 00:13:28,905 --> 00:13:30,908 YEAH, NOTHING HAPPENED. 327 00:13:30,991 --> 00:13:34,452 YOU COULD CUT THE SEXUAL TENSION IN HERE WITH A KNIFE. 328 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,629 AND AFTER THAT, WHAT COULD I DO EXCEPT BECOME A CHEF. 329 00:13:43,712 --> 00:13:45,714 MM-HMM. 330 00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:48,133 AND SOMEDAY SOON, I HOPE TO OPEN MY OWN RESTAURANT. 331 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:50,427 MMM. 332 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:53,096 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT LISTENER. 333 00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:56,224 MOST GUYS I GO OUT WITH, THEY JUST TALK AND TALK. 334 00:13:56,307 --> 00:13:59,394 MM-HMM. 335 00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:01,897 AFTER A WHILE, IT'S JUST, LIKE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU KNOW? 336 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,733 HMM-HMM! 337 00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:06,276 I'VE PROBABLY BEEN TALKING TOO MUCH. 338 00:14:06,359 --> 00:14:08,111 WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT YOU A LITTLE BIT? 339 00:14:08,194 --> 00:14:10,823 MM-MMM. 340 00:14:10,906 --> 00:14:12,449 COME ON, I WANT TO KNOW. 341 00:14:12,532 --> 00:14:15,368 HMM-HMM-HMM. 342 00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:16,954 OKAY. 343 00:14:17,037 --> 00:14:19,289 I, UM, I'M FROM LONG ISLAND. 344 00:14:19,372 --> 00:14:21,875 I CAME TO THE CITY FOR COLLEGE. 345 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:25,044 UM, I, UH, I HAVE A FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON. 346 00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:26,797 AND IN MY SPARE TIME 347 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,966 I LIKE TO READ SPY NOVELS 348 00:14:29,049 --> 00:14:31,885 BUT LET'S TALK MORE ABOUT YOU, HMM? 349 00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:37,015 SO WHAT'S REALLY NEAT IS 350 00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:38,934 IF YOU SEAR THE STEMS OF THE FLOWERS FIRST 351 00:14:39,017 --> 00:14:40,393 IN A FRYING PAN, 352 00:14:40,476 --> 00:14:43,480 YOU'RE ARRANGEMENT WILL LOOK FRESH MUCH LONGER. 353 00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:46,358 OH, MY GOD, JOEY, THAT IS SUCH A GREAT TIP. 354 00:14:46,441 --> 00:14:48,652 MONICA, CAN YOU EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND? 355 00:14:48,735 --> 00:14:51,196 I NEED TO TALK TO THE GIRL WITH THE FLOWERS. 356 00:14:51,279 --> 00:14:53,532 OKAY. 357 00:14:53,615 --> 00:14:55,826 OH, JOEY, COME OVER LATER 'CAUSE I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU 358 00:14:55,909 --> 00:14:57,953 HOW TO MAKE A BIRD FEEDER OUT OF JUST A PINECONE 359 00:14:58,036 --> 00:14:59,371 AND SOME PEANUT BUTTER. 360 00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:01,915 OH… I LOVE BIRDS. 361 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,836 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 362 00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:07,170 WHAT? 363 00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:08,337 YOU'RE ARRANGING FLOWERS! 364 00:15:09,756 --> 00:15:11,216 YOU GOT DEAD FLOWERS! 365 00:15:11,299 --> 00:15:15,095 YOU GOT TO A PICTURE OF A BABY DRESSED LIKE FLOWERS! 366 00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,223 THIS IS NOT JOEY. 367 00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:20,809 HEY, HEY, LOOK, I AM STILL JOEY, OKAY? 368 00:15:20,892 --> 00:15:22,352 FLOWERS, THEY'RE JUST 369 00:15:22,435 --> 00:15:24,688 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE NICE TO LOOK AT. 370 00:15:24,771 --> 00:15:27,106 AND THAT HAPPENS TO BE A PICTURE BY A FAMOUS ARTIST 371 00:15:27,189 --> 00:15:30,235 OF A FAMOUS BABY. 372 00:15:30,318 --> 00:15:32,696 YOU'RE TURNING INTO A WOMAN. 373 00:15:32,779 --> 00:15:34,406 NO, I'M NOT. 374 00:15:34,489 --> 00:15:35,532 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 375 00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:37,408 THAT'S JUST MEAN. 376 00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:40,704 NOW I'VE UPSET YOU? 377 00:15:40,787 --> 00:15:41,788 WHAT DID I SAY? 378 00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:43,081 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID 379 00:15:43,164 --> 00:15:46,084 IT'S JUST THE WAY YOU SAID IT. 380 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,419 OH, MY GOD! 381 00:15:47,502 --> 00:15:49,545 I'M A WOMAN! 382 00:15:55,635 --> 00:15:58,055 SO NOW SHE THINKS THAT I MADE OUT WITH HIM 383 00:15:58,138 --> 00:15:59,973 AND THAT I DID IT TO GET HER JOB. 384 00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:00,974 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH? 385 00:16:01,057 --> 00:16:02,642 I DID. 386 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:04,770 BUT SHE DOESN'T THINK THAT ANYONE WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH 387 00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:09,232 TO CONFUSE KENNY THE COPY GUY WITH RALPH LAUREN. 388 00:16:09,315 --> 00:16:11,818 WELL, HEY, WHAT IF KENNY WERE THE REAL BRAINS 389 00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:13,319 BEHIND THE WHOLE COMPANY, YOU KNOW? 390 00:16:13,402 --> 00:16:15,655 WHAT IF KENNY HIRED THAT RALPH LAUREN GUY 391 00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:17,156 TO BE THE PRETTY FRONT MAN, HUH? 392 00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:19,868 DID SHE EVER THINK OF THAT? 393 00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:24,998 YOU WERE WITH KENNY TODAY, WEREN'T YOU? 394 00:16:25,081 --> 00:16:27,542 JUST FOR A SECOND. 395 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,836 OH… PHOEBE, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 396 00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:32,297 WELL, THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO. 397 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:33,673 SLEEP WITH RALPH LAUREN. 398 00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:38,303 I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH RALPH LAUREN. 399 00:16:38,386 --> 00:16:40,597 I MEAN, I COULD, BUT I WOULDN'T. 400 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,807 OH, SLEEP WITH KENNY. 401 00:16:46,686 --> 00:16:47,938 THAT WOULDN'T HELP ME. 402 00:16:48,021 --> 00:16:50,314 OH, YES, IT WOULD. 403 00:16:53,193 --> 00:16:55,445 I'VE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME TONIGHT. MMM. 404 00:16:55,528 --> 00:16:57,155 YOU KNOW, I RARELY CONNECT WITH SOMEONE 405 00:16:57,238 --> 00:16:58,698 THIS MUCH ON THE FIRST DATE. 406 00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:00,867 HMM-MM, HMM-MM. 407 00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,494 ME, NEITHER. 408 00:17:02,577 --> 00:17:08,291 I'VE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, TOO, YOU KNOW. 409 00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:11,169 ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT BREAD? 410 00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:15,090 OH, I-I-I JUST LIKE THE SMELL. 411 00:17:15,173 --> 00:17:18,093 …MMM. 412 00:17:18,176 --> 00:17:19,385 YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. 413 00:17:19,468 --> 00:17:21,429 HM-MMM. 414 00:17:21,512 --> 00:17:24,016 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE OVER TO THE COUCH? 415 00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:27,019 MM-HMM. 416 00:17:27,102 --> 00:17:32,565 MAYBE I'LL JUST TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS A LITTLE. 417 00:17:32,648 --> 00:17:35,652 HOW ABOUT ALL THE WAY? 418 00:17:35,735 --> 00:17:38,113 OKAY. 419 00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:45,662 WOW, COOL POSTER. 420 00:17:45,745 --> 00:17:49,249 OR, SHOULD I SAY GROOVY POSTER? 421 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,629 SO, UH, WHERE WERE WE? 422 00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:02,220 ARE THOSE YOUR TEETH? 423 00:18:02,303 --> 00:18:07,893 OH, YOU CAN SEE THEM, HUH? 424 00:18:07,976 --> 00:18:09,936 YES. THEY'RE INSANELY WHITE. 425 00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:14,941 YEAH, I DID THAT FOR YOU. 426 00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:17,402 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 427 00:18:17,485 --> 00:18:18,444 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME? 428 00:18:18,527 --> 00:18:19,571 YOU'VE GOT A BLACK LIGHT! 429 00:18:19,654 --> 00:18:22,406 IT'S 1999! 430 00:18:29,872 --> 00:18:30,874 OH, GOOD. 431 00:18:30,957 --> 00:18:31,875 KIM, HI. 432 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:33,251 HI, RACHEL. 433 00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,920 OH, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU. 434 00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:37,047 HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW RALPH LAUREN SHEETS? 435 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:40,508 WHAT AM I THINKING? OF COURSE YOU HAVE. 436 00:18:40,591 --> 00:18:41,927 OKAY… OKAY, LOOK. 437 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:44,512 I'M SORRY THAT I LIED TO YOU BEFORE. 438 00:18:44,595 --> 00:18:46,056 YOU WERE RIGHT. 439 00:18:46,139 --> 00:18:49,475 RALPH AND I WERE AN ITEM, BUT WE'RE NOT ANYMORE. 440 00:18:49,558 --> 00:18:50,810 OH, REALLY? 441 00:18:50,893 --> 00:18:53,729 YEAH. HE DUMPED ME. 442 00:18:55,106 --> 00:18:58,151 HE SAID, "RACHEL, I CAN'T DO THIS. 443 00:18:58,234 --> 00:19:00,319 "EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A VERY, 444 00:19:00,402 --> 00:19:04,574 "VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN 445 00:19:04,657 --> 00:19:05,909 "I CAN'T DO THIS. 446 00:19:05,992 --> 00:19:07,244 I'M MARRIED AND I'M SORRY." 447 00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:09,079 AND THEN… I DON'T KNOW WHY… 448 00:19:09,162 --> 00:19:11,456 BUT HE SAID, "AND YOU WILL NEVER GET PROMOTED 449 00:19:11,539 --> 00:19:15,127 "ESPECIALLY NOT ABOVE KIM, WHO IS AN INTEGRAL COG 450 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,545 IN THE RALPH LAUREN MACHINE." 451 00:19:17,628 --> 00:19:22,425 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT… 452 00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:24,052 HI, RALPH. 453 00:19:24,135 --> 00:19:25,427 HI, KIM. 454 00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,573 OH, MY GOD. 455 00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:49,161 HE JUST GAVE YOU THE COLDEST LOOK I HAVE EVER SEEN. 456 00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:51,496 IT'S LIKE HE HATES YOU. 457 00:19:51,579 --> 00:19:53,039 THEN IT IS TRUE? 458 00:19:54,623 --> 00:19:56,293 OF COURSE IT'S TRUE. 459 00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:59,545 AND IT HURTS SO BAD. 460 00:19:59,628 --> 00:20:03,967 OH, HONEY, COME HERE. OH, IT'LL BE OKAY. 461 00:20:04,050 --> 00:20:07,511 IT'S JUST WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. 462 00:20:09,597 --> 00:20:13,726 Y-Y-Y-YOU AND RALPH? 463 00:20:13,809 --> 00:20:15,895 KENNY THE COPY BOY. 464 00:20:26,239 --> 00:20:27,157 HEY! 465 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,366 HEY, UH… 466 00:20:28,449 --> 00:20:30,035 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 467 00:20:30,118 --> 00:20:31,161 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 468 00:20:31,244 --> 00:20:32,245 ARE YOU UPSET? 469 00:20:32,328 --> 00:20:33,496 I'M SORRY, BUT WE GOT TO GET RID 470 00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:34,998 OF ALL THIS GIRLIE STUFF IN HERE. 471 00:20:35,081 --> 00:20:37,000 I, UH, I GOT TO BE A MAN. 472 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,668 OKAY? 473 00:20:38,751 --> 00:20:41,462 THE LIVING ROOM HAS TO REMAIN A GUY PLACE, OKAY? 474 00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:43,340 THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT HAS TO BE. 475 00:20:43,423 --> 00:20:46,176 WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, I'LL JUST PUT IT ALL IN MY ROOM. 476 00:20:46,259 --> 00:20:47,510 GOOD. GREAT… GREAT. 477 00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:51,014 AND, UH, THANKS FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING. 478 00:20:51,097 --> 00:20:53,724 I MEAN, I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS, YOU KNOW. 479 00:20:55,184 --> 00:20:56,602 WELL, BUT YOU COULD, UH, PUT THE PICTURE 480 00:20:56,685 --> 00:20:58,771 OF THE FAMOUS BABY IN MY ROOM. 481 00:20:58,854 --> 00:21:00,481 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO. 482 00:21:00,564 --> 00:21:03,818 OKAY. 483 00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:06,988 AND, UH, MAYBE THE WATERING CAN THERE. 484 00:21:07,071 --> 00:21:08,489 SURE. 485 00:21:08,572 --> 00:21:12,994 AND A COUPLE OF THESE LITTLE TINY BOXES. 486 00:21:13,077 --> 00:21:15,288 JOEY, DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT ALL IN YOUR ROOM? 487 00:21:15,371 --> 00:21:16,456 OKAY.