1 00:00:00,092 --> 00:00:01,468 AND WE'RE DONE, TA-DA! 2 00:00:02,595 --> 00:00:04,472 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 3 00:00:04,555 --> 00:00:06,849 IT JUST DOESN'T QUITE FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS TO ME. 4 00:00:06,932 --> 00:00:08,934 OH, YEAH. 5 00:00:12,062 --> 00:00:14,440 NOW IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS. 6 00:00:56,106 --> 00:00:58,776 AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THE DREIDEL. 7 00:01:00,736 --> 00:01:03,030 NOW, SOME PEOPLE TRACE THE CHRISTMAS TREE 8 00:01:03,113 --> 00:01:04,490 BACK TO THE EGYPTIANS 9 00:01:04,573 --> 00:01:06,992 WHO USED TO BRING GREEN PALM BRANCHES 10 00:01:07,075 --> 00:01:09,995 INTO THEIR HUTS ON THE SHORTEST DAY OF THE YEAR 11 00:01:10,078 --> 00:01:12,831 SYMBOLIZING LIFE'S TRIUMPH OVER DEATH 12 00:01:12,914 --> 00:01:15,668 AND THAT WAS, LIKE, 4,000 YEARS AGO. 13 00:01:15,751 --> 00:01:17,670 SO PRETTY MUCH AROUND THE SAME TIME 14 00:01:17,753 --> 00:01:19,588 YOU STARTED TELLING THIS STORY. 15 00:01:22,132 --> 00:01:23,259 HEY, YOU GUYS. 16 00:01:23,342 --> 00:01:24,468 HEY, JOE, WHAT'S UP? 17 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,637 I HAD TO GET OUT OF THE APARTMENT. 18 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,682 JANINE IS, LIKE, STRETCHING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 19 00:01:29,765 --> 00:01:31,725 EVERYWHERE I LOOK, SHE'S, LIKE… 20 00:01:36,021 --> 00:01:38,815 I CAN SEE WHY THAT'S HARD TO RESIST. 21 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:41,193 I LIKE HER SO MUCH! 22 00:01:41,276 --> 00:01:42,528 I'M SORRY, SWEETIE 23 00:01:42,611 --> 00:01:44,154 THAT SHE DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY. 24 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:45,698 SHE'S SO SWEET. 25 00:01:45,781 --> 00:01:49,452 I JUST WANT TO FEED HER GRAPES AND BRUSH HER HAIR. 26 00:01:49,535 --> 00:01:52,830 YOU ARE AWARE THAT SHE'S NOT A MONKEY, RIGHT? 27 00:01:54,456 --> 00:01:58,419 I AM SO OVER JANINE. 28 00:01:58,502 --> 00:01:59,920 I MEAN… 29 00:02:00,003 --> 00:02:01,838 AT FIRST, I THOUGHT SHE WAS HOT 30 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,133 BUT NOW, SHE'S LIKE, OLD NEWS. 31 00:02:04,216 --> 00:02:05,259 HI, GUYS. 32 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,843 JANINE! 33 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:08,262 COFFEE TO GO, PLEASE. 34 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:10,681 I JUST GOT A CALL TO BE A DANCER 35 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,267 ON A TELEVISION SPECIAL FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE. 36 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:16,895 IT'S CALLED SOME SORT OF "DICKIN' ROCKIN' DICKIE EVE." 37 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,190 HOLD IT. 38 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,276 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 39 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:25,237 DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE? 40 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,446 YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 41 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:30,743 OH, MY GOD! 42 00:02:30,826 --> 00:02:32,369 WE LOVE THAT SHOW. 43 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:34,204 ROSS AND I HAVE BEEN WATCHING IT 44 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,998 SINCE I CAN REMEMBER. 45 00:02:36,081 --> 00:02:38,584 YOU'RE STILL JUST A LITTLE FAT GIRL INSIDE 46 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:40,043 AREN'T YOU? 47 00:02:41,587 --> 00:02:42,921 I'LL BE ON IT THIS YEAR. 48 00:02:43,004 --> 00:02:44,381 I'LL BE ONE OF THE PARTY PEOPLE. 49 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,509 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A PARTY PERSON? 50 00:02:46,592 --> 00:02:49,637 THOSE GUYS ROCK THE MOST! 51 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,597 THEY SAID I SHOULD BRING SOMEONE. 52 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,223 DO YOU WANT TO BE MY DANCE PARTNER? 53 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,517 TOTALLY! 54 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,185 I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND NEW YEAR'S WITH YOU. 55 00:02:56,268 --> 00:02:57,894 ACTUALLY, THEY'RE TAPING TOMORROW. 56 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:59,188 I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY. 57 00:02:59,271 --> 00:03:00,897 HOW IT WORKS IS 58 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,066 THE PART WITH DICK CLARK IN TIMES SQUARE 59 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:04,568 IS ACTUALLY LIVE 60 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:08,322 BUT THEY TAPE SOME OF THE PARTY STUFF AHEAD OF TIME. 61 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,824 NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT. 62 00:03:11,909 --> 00:03:13,869 DO YOU GUYS WANT TO COME, TOO? 63 00:03:13,952 --> 00:03:15,663 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 64 00:03:15,746 --> 00:03:17,956 WE ARE THERE. 65 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,919 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? 66 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:25,130 WELL, I USED TO DATE HIM 67 00:03:25,213 --> 00:03:27,173 BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING OUT WITH HER. 68 00:03:29,468 --> 00:03:30,594 OH, THANKS. 69 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,013 GREAT. SO WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER. 70 00:03:33,096 --> 00:03:34,807 WELL, I'LL CATCH YOU LATER. 71 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:36,725 BYE, JANINE. 72 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,271 DID SHE JUST ASK ME OUT ON A DATE? 73 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:44,358 I DON'T THINK SO. 74 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:45,984 SHE JUST INVITED HIM TO 75 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:47,944 THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE MILLENNIUM. 76 00:03:48,027 --> 00:03:50,155 YEAH, BUT SHE ALSO INVITED YOU AND ROSS. 77 00:03:50,238 --> 00:03:51,657 HONEY, I'M SORRY 78 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:54,117 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT WAS A ROMANTIC THING. 79 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,412 I KNOW HOW I CAN FIND OUT. 80 00:03:56,495 --> 00:03:59,039 WE'RE GOING TO A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY, RIGHT? 81 00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:01,166 AT MIDNIGHT, I CAN KISS HER. 82 00:04:01,249 --> 00:04:03,544 IF SHE KISSES ME BACK, GREAT. 83 00:04:03,627 --> 00:04:07,339 BUT IF SHE SAYS, "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" 84 00:04:07,422 --> 00:04:10,342 I CAN SAY, "IT WASN'T ME; IT WAS NEW YEAR'S." 85 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:15,389 THAT'S A LOT BETTER THAN ROSS TRYING TO KISS ME IN HIGH SCHOOL 86 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:18,726 AND SAYING THAT HE DID IT BECAUSE HE NEEDED CHAPSTICK. 87 00:04:18,809 --> 00:04:22,688 IT WAS A DRY DAY. 88 00:04:25,858 --> 00:04:27,610 WE ARE GOING TO 89 00:04:27,693 --> 00:04:30,905 DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE! 90 00:04:30,988 --> 00:04:32,531 OH, MY GOD! 91 00:04:32,614 --> 00:04:34,742 OH, MY GOD! 92 00:04:34,825 --> 00:04:36,994 OH, MY GOD. 93 00:04:44,835 --> 00:04:45,753 OKAY, NOW LISTEN UP. 94 00:04:45,836 --> 00:04:46,837 I'VE BEEN ON SETS BEFORE. 95 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,255 LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE ADVICE. 96 00:04:48,338 --> 00:04:50,466 IT'S A SHOW, BUT WE'RE JUST DANCING. 97 00:04:50,549 --> 00:04:51,634 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 98 00:04:51,717 --> 00:04:53,343 THE IMPORTANT THING 99 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:54,428 STAY COOL. 100 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:56,012 GOT IT. 101 00:04:56,095 --> 00:05:00,433 OH, MY GOD, IT'S JUST LIKE I DREAMED IT! 102 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,019 OKAY, EVERYONE, GATHER UP. 103 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,521 EXCUSE US. 104 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,899 EXCUSE US. 105 00:05:06,982 --> 00:05:08,358 HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 106 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,068 THE MUSIC WILL START, YOU'LL DANCE. 107 00:05:10,151 --> 00:05:12,154 WE'LL TAPE YOU; DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA. 108 00:05:12,237 --> 00:05:13,155 ANY QUESTIONS? 109 00:05:13,238 --> 00:05:14,698 YEAH, I HAVE A QUESTION. 110 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,575 WHEN IS THIS GOING TO AIR? 111 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,035 YEAH. 112 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:21,121 NOW, YOU GUYS, DANCE OVER THERE. 113 00:05:21,204 --> 00:05:22,289 YOU GUYS, OVER THERE. 114 00:05:22,372 --> 00:05:24,082 I WANT YOU TWO RIGHT AROUND HERE. 115 00:05:24,165 --> 00:05:25,417 EVERYONE ELSE, SPREAD OUT. 116 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,710 ROSS. 117 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:30,213 SO WHEN IS IT GOING TO AIR? 118 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,386 OKAY, PHEEBS, YOU LOOK IN THE KITCHEN. 119 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:37,805 I WILL LOOK IN THE BACK CLOSET. 120 00:05:37,888 --> 00:05:39,181 I CAN SAVE YOU TIME, LADIES. 121 00:05:39,264 --> 00:05:41,391 I'M RIGHT HERE. 122 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:42,643 YEAH. 123 00:05:42,726 --> 00:05:44,728 CHANDLER, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A WALK? 124 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,229 THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU. 125 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:47,564 WE ARE LOOKING FOR 126 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,566 OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM MONICA. 127 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,318 WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE. 128 00:05:51,401 --> 00:05:53,195 NO, WE DO IT EVERY YEAR. 129 00:05:53,278 --> 00:05:55,865 OH, WELL, THAT MAKES IT NOT TERRIBLE. 130 00:05:55,948 --> 00:05:58,659 NO, YEAH. WE NEVER FIND THEM. 131 00:05:58,742 --> 00:06:02,997 SHE'S ALWAYS BESTED US, THAT WILY… MINX. 132 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,414 DON'T WORRY. 133 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:06,416 WE'RE JUST GOING TO SEARCH HERE FOR AN HOUR 134 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,752 AND THEN WE'LL GO OVER TO JOEY'S AND SEARCH, OKAY? 135 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,086 NO, NOT OKAY. 136 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:11,380 YOU CAN'T LOOK FOR MONICA'S PRESENTS. 137 00:06:11,463 --> 00:06:12,464 WE HAVE TO. 138 00:06:12,547 --> 00:06:14,884 YOU DON'T HAVE TO, AND YOU CAN'T 139 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:17,302 BECAUSE I LIVE HERE, TOO. 140 00:06:17,385 --> 00:06:20,597 WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULD LOOK WITH US. 141 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,307 WHY? 142 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:25,101 AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT WHAT TO GET MONICA FOR CHRISTMAS? 143 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:27,563 I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A PRESENT FOR HER. 144 00:06:27,646 --> 00:06:30,774 THAT'S IT, "A GREAT IDEA"? 145 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:32,317 CHANDLER, THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. 146 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,194 WHAT IF SHE GETS YOU A GREAT PRESENT 147 00:06:34,277 --> 00:06:35,320 TWO MEDIUM PRESENTS 148 00:06:35,403 --> 00:06:37,071 AND THEN A BUNCH OF LITTLE PRESENTS 149 00:06:37,154 --> 00:06:39,115 AND YOU'VE JUST GOTTEN HER ONE GREAT PRESENT? 150 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,116 THAT'S JUST GOING TO MAKE HER FEEL BAD. 151 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,117 WHY WOULD YOU 152 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,202 DO THAT TO HER, CHANDLER? 153 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:45,915 IF I HELPED 154 00:06:45,998 --> 00:06:47,249 WE COULD FIND THEM FASTER. 155 00:06:47,332 --> 00:06:48,500 THAT'S RIGHT. 156 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,045 OOH, WE HAVE A LIVE ONE. 157 00:06:51,128 --> 00:06:52,462 IT'S A MACY'S BAG. 158 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:53,923 YEAH. 159 00:06:54,006 --> 00:06:56,591 OOH, WHO'S IT FOR? 160 00:06:58,010 --> 00:07:00,512 "DEAR LOSERS, DO YOU REALLY THINK 161 00:07:00,595 --> 00:07:03,264 I'D HIDE PRESENTS UNDER THE COUCH?" 162 00:07:04,683 --> 00:07:07,310 "P.S.: CHANDLER, I KNEW THEY'D BREAK YOU." 163 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,275 UH-OH. SHE MAY BE ON TO US. 164 00:07:13,358 --> 00:07:16,319 WE ARE SO GOING TO FIND THEM THIS YEAR. 165 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:17,571 YOU SAID YOU WERE 166 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,656 GOING ACROSS THE HALL AND LOOK. 167 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,408 YOU DON'T DO THAT EVERY YEAR, DO YOU? 168 00:07:21,491 --> 00:07:22,451 YEAH. 169 00:07:22,534 --> 00:07:23,535 YOU DON'T, LIKE 170 00:07:23,618 --> 00:07:25,662 GO INTO THE BACK OF MY CLOSET 171 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,040 AND LOOK UNDER MY GYM BAG OR ANYTHING. 172 00:07:29,624 --> 00:07:31,250 NO. WE NEVER DO THAT. 173 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:36,172 BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE JOEY GAVE ME SOME STUFF TO STORE 174 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:37,466 THAT I'VE NEVER 175 00:07:37,549 --> 00:07:39,843 SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 176 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,512 OKAY, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN. 177 00:07:50,145 --> 00:07:51,981 OKAY, HERE COMES ANOTHER CAMERA. 178 00:07:52,064 --> 00:07:54,232 RIGHT. NO BIGGIE; STAY LOOSE. 179 00:08:03,491 --> 00:08:05,494 WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THAT? 180 00:08:05,577 --> 00:08:07,496 IF WE WANT TO GET ON CAMERA 181 00:08:07,579 --> 00:08:09,498 WE HAVE TO GET ON ONE OF THOSE PLATFORMS. 182 00:08:09,581 --> 00:08:11,500 THEY'VE BEEN TAPING THOSE PEOPLE ALL DAY. 183 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,251 RIGHT. 184 00:08:18,256 --> 00:08:20,092 HEY, WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO TO GET UP ON THERE? 185 00:08:20,175 --> 00:08:21,885 WE LEARNED HOW TO DANCE. 186 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:22,928 OH, YEAH? 187 00:08:23,011 --> 00:08:24,847 WHEN YOU LEARNED HOW TO DANCE 188 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:26,932 DID YOU FORGET HOW TO PUT ON UNDERPANTS? 189 00:08:27,015 --> 00:08:28,016 YEAH. 190 00:08:31,686 --> 00:08:34,064 HEY, YOU'RE A GOOD DANCER. 191 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:35,524 REALLY? 192 00:08:35,607 --> 00:08:37,734 YOU'D BE BETTER IF YOU LOOSENED YOUR HIPS A LITTLE. 193 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:38,819 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 194 00:08:38,902 --> 00:08:40,486 WELL, LIKE THIS. 195 00:08:41,696 --> 00:08:43,740 THAT'S IT. 196 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:44,908 JUST FEEL THE RHYTHM. 197 00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,201 THAT'S BETTER. 198 00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:48,912 UH-HUH. 199 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,580 YOU'RE DANCING WITH THAT GIRL THERE. 200 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:51,874 NO, NO, NO. 201 00:08:51,957 --> 00:08:53,375 WE CAME TOGETHER. 202 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:54,960 I DON'T SEE IT. 203 00:08:55,043 --> 00:08:57,546 YOU ARE DANCING WITH THE TALL GUY OVER THERE. 204 00:08:57,629 --> 00:08:59,631 TALL GUY, RAISE YOUR HAND. 205 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:03,552 PLEASE LET ME DANCE WITH THAT GIRL. 206 00:09:03,635 --> 00:09:04,803 I REALLY LIKE HER 207 00:09:04,886 --> 00:09:05,679 AND I THINK I HAVE A SHOT. 208 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:08,181 REALLY? YOU THINK SO? I DON'T. 209 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,575 I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING AT JOEY… 210 00:09:26,658 --> 00:09:27,617 HEY, WHOA, WHOA. 211 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,578 WE FOUND THEM. 212 00:09:29,661 --> 00:09:32,081 THEY WERE IN THE GUEST ROOM CLOSET BEHIND SOME COATS. 213 00:09:32,164 --> 00:09:33,999 YEAH, AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT 214 00:09:34,082 --> 00:09:35,250 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL CRAP. 215 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:38,628 THOSE ARE MY GIFTS. 216 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,130 I GOT THOSE FOR YOU. 217 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,467 OH, THANKS, CHANDLER. 218 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,802 THEY'RE GREAT. 219 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,721 WELL, CHANDLER 220 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:51,307 THEN WHAT IS THIS VERY WEIRD METAL "A,"Z" THING? 221 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,935 THOSE ARE BOOKENDS. 222 00:09:53,018 --> 00:09:54,644 THAT'S A GREAT GIFT. 223 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,354 OH, OKAY, I'M SORRY. 224 00:09:56,437 --> 00:09:58,397 THANK YOU FOR MY "AZ." 225 00:10:00,483 --> 00:10:03,779 MAKE SURE YOU PUT ALL THAT STUFF BACK IN THE CLOSET, OKAY? 226 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,321 YES, OKAY. 227 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,157 OH, BY THE WAY, I JUST GOT TO SAY 228 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,577 I THINK IT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU THAT EVEN AFTER YOU'VE MOVED 229 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:13,079 YOU STILL KEEP STORING THAT STUFF FOR JOEY. 230 00:10:28,636 --> 00:10:30,639 HEY, DANCING GIRL. 231 00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:34,142 CAN I… CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM? 232 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,062 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 233 00:10:37,145 --> 00:10:39,105 YEAH. THERE YOU GO. 234 00:10:43,151 --> 00:10:45,070 LOOKING GOOD, GELLERS. 235 00:10:45,153 --> 00:10:47,823 WE KNOW. 236 00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:48,991 HEY, LOOK. 237 00:10:49,074 --> 00:10:50,450 YOU KNOW THAT SNIPPY GUY OVER THERE? 238 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,702 HE'S THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHO GETS ON THE PLATFORM. 239 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:53,870 WE SHOULD GO DANCE BY HIM. 240 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,080 OKAY. 241 00:11:02,712 --> 00:11:04,463 OKAY, EVERYBODY HOLD. 242 00:11:06,423 --> 00:11:09,302 NEXT ON THE PLATFORMS ARE… 243 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,225 YOU TWO. 244 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,809 AND… 245 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,063 YOU TWO. 246 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,606 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 247 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:24,109 WOULD IT HELP IF I WEREN'T WEARING UNDERPANTS? 248 00:11:24,192 --> 00:11:25,694 MONICA! 249 00:11:25,777 --> 00:11:27,070 WOULD IT? 250 00:11:34,077 --> 00:11:36,997 HEY, TALL GUY. 251 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,916 LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT GIRL 252 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,543 THAT YOU'RE DANCING WITH. 253 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:42,836 SHE'S NICE, HUH? 254 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,421 TO THINK I ALMOST BROUGHT MY WIFE TO THIS. 255 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:48,507 YEAH, YEAH. OKAY. 256 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,596 UH, LOOK, BUDDY, I CAME WITH THAT GIRL. 257 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,349 AND I HAD THIS PLAN TO KISS HER 258 00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:56,933 AT THE NEW YEAR'S COUNTDOWN. 259 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,101 I'M TRYING TO WIN HER OVER, YOU KNOW? 260 00:11:58,184 --> 00:11:59,353 SO I WAS WONDERING… 261 00:11:59,436 --> 00:12:00,937 I DON'T THINK SO. 262 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,189 OH, COME ON, MAN. 263 00:12:02,272 --> 00:12:03,357 YOU CAN DANCE WITH MY PARTNER. 264 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,734 SHE'S REAL MELLOW. 265 00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:09,112 LOOK, YOU DATING THIS GIRL YOU CAME WITH? 266 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,906 WELL, I WAS HOPING AFTER TONIGHT 267 00:12:10,989 --> 00:12:12,115 THAT MAYBE I COULD… 268 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:15,077 NO, NO, SHE'S FAIR GAME IF YOU ASK ME. 269 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,119 SORRY, BUDDY. 270 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,829 ALL RIGHT. 271 00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:19,289 HEY, YOU KNOW, FAIR IS FAIR. 272 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,250 I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE RIGHT. 273 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,458 WHAT CAN I SAY, BUT… 274 00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:25,003 HEY! 275 00:12:25,086 --> 00:12:26,546 GOD! 276 00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:28,382 WHAT, ARE YOU IN THE SECOND GRADE? 277 00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:31,051 HEY, MAN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WET HIS PANTS. 278 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,594 HEY! HEY! 279 00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:33,803 HEY! 280 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,643 MAN, THIS SUCKS. 281 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,396 IF MOM AND DAD DON'T SEE US ON TV 282 00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:43,939 AFTER WE MADE THEM SO JEALOUS 283 00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:45,815 WHO'S GOING TO BE THE LOSERS THEN? 284 00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:51,154 HEY, I KNOW WHAT WILL GET US UP ON A PLATFORM. 285 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,197 WHAT? 286 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,490 THE ROUTINE. 287 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:58,912 ROSS, WE HAVEN'T DONE THE ROUTINE SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL. 288 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:01,539 HEY, WHEN THE SNIPPY GUY SEES THE ROUTINE 289 00:13:01,622 --> 00:13:04,251 HE'LL WANT TO BUILD US OUR OWN PLATFORM. 290 00:13:04,334 --> 00:13:05,752 WAS IT REALLY THAT GOOD? 291 00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:07,296 WE GOT HONORABLE MENTION 292 00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:09,631 IN THE BROTHER/SISTER DANCE CATEGORY. 293 00:13:09,714 --> 00:13:11,549 LOOK, IT'S ALMOST FAKE MIDNIGHT. 294 00:13:11,632 --> 00:13:13,885 DO WE REALLY HAVE ANY OTHER CHOICE? 295 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,180 OKAY, LET'S DO IT. 296 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,807 MOM AND DAD ARE GOING TO BE SO FACED. 297 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,234 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 298 00:14:10,691 --> 00:14:12,819 SO, DO WE REALLY NEED TO ASK 299 00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:15,738 WHO'S GOING UP ON THE PLATFORM NEXT? 300 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,157 OH, NO. 301 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,950 GET UP THERE AND DO THAT AGAIN EXACTLY LIKE THAT. 302 00:14:19,033 --> 00:14:20,368 YEAH! 303 00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:23,330 MAKE SURE AND GET THIS. 304 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:26,208 DICK WILL WANT IT FOR THE BLOOPERS SHOW. 305 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,417 ALL RIGHT, CUT. 306 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,502 LISTEN UP, EVERYONE. 307 00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:29,836 WHEN WE START AGAIN 308 00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:32,005 IT'S GOING TO BE THE COUNTDOWN TO NEW YEAR'S 309 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,342 SO I WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY'S EXCITEMENT. 310 00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:37,719 HEY, GUY, YOU'VE GOT ABOUT THREE SECONDS 311 00:14:37,802 --> 00:14:39,095 TO GET AWAY FROM MY PARTNER. 312 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,889 WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE? 313 00:14:40,972 --> 00:14:43,058 TAKE A LOOK AT THE GUY'S PANTS, HUH? 314 00:14:43,141 --> 00:14:45,352 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU TOLD US TO SHOW EXCITEMENT 315 00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:47,895 BUT DON'T YOU THINK HE WENT A LITTLE OVERBOARD. 316 00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:50,524 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 317 00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:51,649 GET OUT OF HERE. 318 00:14:51,732 --> 00:14:53,401 YEAH, TAKE A HIKE, WET PANTS. 319 00:14:55,778 --> 00:14:57,280 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 320 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,157 WE'RE GOING TO BE ON THE PLATFORM 321 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,742 FOR THE MILLENNIAL MOMENT. 322 00:15:00,825 --> 00:15:01,868 I KNOW. 323 00:15:01,951 --> 00:15:03,328 HEY, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PRACTICING 324 00:15:03,411 --> 00:15:04,371 THE ROUTINE, HAVE YOU? 325 00:15:04,454 --> 00:15:05,955 NO. 326 00:15:07,415 --> 00:15:09,042 ME, TOO. 327 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,127 HEY, WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN 328 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,713 I WAS THINKING ABOUT MAYBE GOING INTO THE ROBOT, YOU KNOW. 329 00:15:18,301 --> 00:15:20,262 ROSS, I THINK WE SHOULD STICK TO THE ROUTINE. 330 00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:21,638 WE DON'T WANT TO LOOK STUPID. 331 00:15:23,515 --> 00:15:24,640 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE BACK. 332 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,309 TEN SECONDS LEFT. HERE WE GO. 333 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,310 TEN… 334 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,311 NINE… 335 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,645 EIGHT… 336 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:30,688 SEVEN… 337 00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:31,856 OKAY… 338 00:15:31,939 --> 00:15:33,316 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS. 339 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,152 WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS. 340 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,613 DESTINY. 341 00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:39,906 THREE… 342 00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:40,990 TWO… 343 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,158 ONE… 344 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:42,784 CUT! 345 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,160 NO! 346 00:15:45,537 --> 00:15:48,164 YEAR! 347 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,042 HAPPY NO YEAR. 348 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,130 HERE'S WHERE WE GO TO THE LIVE SHOT OF TIMES SQUARE. 349 00:15:55,213 --> 00:15:56,214 THAT'S A WRAP. 350 00:16:09,018 --> 00:16:10,395 HEY, LOOK WHO I FOUND. 351 00:16:10,478 --> 00:16:12,355 OH, HI, GUYS. 352 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,191 YOU KNOW, BIRDS HAVE A VERY GOOD SENSE OF DIRECTION. 353 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,901 I THOUGHT MAYBE THEY COULD HELP US FIND 354 00:16:16,984 --> 00:16:18,403 WHERE THE PRESENTS ARE HIDDEN. 355 00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:22,949 YES, IF THE PRESENTS ARE HIDDEN SOUTH FOR THE WINTER. 356 00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:25,535 OR WE COULD JUST FOLLOW YOUR CLEVER JOKES. 357 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,537 ANY IDEAS? NO? DIDN'T THINK SO. 358 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,872 COME ON, GUYS. 359 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,833 SHOW US WHERE THE PRESENTS ARE. 360 00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:35,086 THE DUCK SEEMS TO THINK THAT MONICA GOT ME GARBAGE. 361 00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:37,297 HMM, I WONDER WHAT I CAN GET MONICA 362 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,048 THAT'S AS GOOD AS GARBAGE? 363 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,593 HMM, HOW ABOUT MY "AZ"? 364 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,850 HEY, THIS IS HOLLOW. 365 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:49,892 WHAT? 366 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,311 THIS BENCH, IT'S HOLLOW. 367 00:16:51,394 --> 00:16:53,438 I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER KNEW THAT. 368 00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:57,025 OH! THE PRESENTS! 369 00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:58,943 NO, DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THEM. 370 00:17:00,945 --> 00:17:02,030 WHAT? 371 00:17:02,113 --> 00:17:03,739 ALL RIGHT, NO, WE COULD LOOK AT THEM. 372 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,534 OH, THIS ONE'S FOR ME. 373 00:17:05,617 --> 00:17:07,494 THIS ONE'S FOR CHANDLER. 374 00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:08,495 ALL RIGHT. 375 00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:10,330 AND THE BIG ONE'S FOR ME. 376 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:11,540 LET'S OPEN THEM. 377 00:17:11,623 --> 00:17:12,707 OKAY, OKAY. 378 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,584 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 379 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,793 WE CAN'T DO THIS. 380 00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:17,045 WHY? WHY? 381 00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:19,172 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT MONICA GOT ME. 382 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,757 I MEAN, LOOK, I'M SURE SHE WORKED REALLY HARD 383 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,511 AT GETTING ME A PRESENT AND WANTING TO SURPRISE ME 384 00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:26,471 AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO RUIN THAT. 385 00:17:26,554 --> 00:17:28,223 LOOK, WE HAVE TO PUT THESE BACK. 386 00:17:28,306 --> 00:17:30,183 THIS IS NOT WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT. 387 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,809 WHATEVER, LINUS. 388 00:17:31,892 --> 00:17:33,686 I'M OPENING MINE. 389 00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:38,400 NOBODY IS OPENING ANYTHING, OKAY? 390 00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,735 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS 391 00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:43,279 BUT I WANT TO SEE THE LOOK ON MONICA'S FACE 392 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:44,864 WHEN I GIVE HER MY PRESENT. 393 00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:47,825 AND I'M SURE SHE WANTS TO SEE THE LOOK ON MY FACE 394 00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:49,244 WHEN I GET MINE. 395 00:17:49,327 --> 00:17:51,621 SO PLEASE, CAN WE JUST… CAN WE PUT THEM BACK? 396 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,789 WILL YOU GET US BETTER GIFTS? 397 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,209 FINE. 398 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,960 HEY, GUYS. 399 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,507 YOU FOUND THE PRESENTS? 400 00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:04,926 CHANDLER, YOU LET THEM FIND THE PRESENTS? 401 00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:06,678 GREAT. 402 00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:09,555 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND YOU THAT WATER PURIFIER? 403 00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:12,475 THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT ME? 404 00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,893 YES, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. THAT LOOK IS PRICELESS. 405 00:18:21,693 --> 00:18:24,112 HOME SWEET HOME, HUH? 406 00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:27,573 NICE TO GET BACK TO REALITY. 407 00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:31,160 PLUS, WE KNOW HOW THE NEW YEAR'S 408 00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:32,328 GOING TO GO OFF. 409 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,163 I GUESS THERE'S NO REASON 410 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,624 FOR ALL THAT Y2K PANIC, YOU KNOW. 411 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,169 ANYWAY, GOOD NIGHT. 412 00:18:41,128 --> 00:18:42,088 JOEY. 413 00:18:42,171 --> 00:18:43,381 YEAH? 414 00:18:44,549 --> 00:18:45,717 THREE… 415 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,761 TWO… ONE. 416 00:18:55,852 --> 00:18:58,229 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 417 00:19:01,982 --> 00:19:04,569 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 418 00:19:04,652 --> 00:19:05,779 I DON'T KNOW. 419 00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:07,530 TONIGHT WHEN THEY YELLED CUT 420 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,031 AND WE DIDN'T GET TO KISS 421 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,200 I WAS REALLY, REALLY DISAPPOINTED. 422 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,535 AND I JUST… 423 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,870 I JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS YOU. 424 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,540 REALLY? 425 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,667 IN THE MOMENT 426 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,127 I REALLY WANTED TO KISS YOU, TOO. 427 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,253 IN THE MOMENT. 428 00:19:22,336 --> 00:19:23,630 IN THE MOMENT, HUH? 429 00:19:23,713 --> 00:19:25,214 BUT ONLY IN THE MOMENT. 430 00:19:26,841 --> 00:19:28,635 SO, DO YOU… 431 00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:31,429 WANT TO KISS AGAIN? 432 00:19:31,512 --> 00:19:35,558 SURE. NEW YEAR'S EVE IS ONLY TWO WEEKS AWAY. 433 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:36,810 CAN YOU WAIT? 434 00:19:36,893 --> 00:19:38,894 NO. 435 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,814 ME NEITHER. 436 00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:47,737 THREE… TWO… 437 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,904 JOEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO COUNTDOWN 438 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:49,988 EVERY TIME WE KISS. 439 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,657 OKAY. 440 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,412 EXCEPT THAT I SORT OF FELT LIKE I NEEDED 441 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,080 A COUPLE SECONDS TO GET READY. 442 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,398 WE WERE ON THE PLATFORM 443 00:20:23,481 --> 00:20:26,401 READY TO DANCE THE WORLD INTO THE NEW MILLENNIUM 444 00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:27,943 AND THE GUY YELLS "CUT." 445 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,488 WAIT A MINUTE, SO YOU GUYS ARE TELLING ME 446 00:20:30,571 --> 00:20:33,783 THAT YOU ACTUALLY DID THE ROUTINE FROM EIGHTH GRADE? 447 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,451 YEAH. 448 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:39,372 BUT OF COURSE WE HAD TO UPDATE IT A LITTLE BIT. 449 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:43,167 HEY, BY THE WAY, QUICK THINKING ABOUT CATCHING ME. 450 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,044 YEAH, 'CAUSE I WAS GOING TO SAY 451 00:20:45,127 --> 00:20:46,254 THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD HAVE DONE THE END 452 00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:49,090 THE WAY YOU GUYS DID IT BACK THEN. 453 00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:51,050 WHAT? 454 00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:53,469 WE COULD DO IT. 455 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:56,556 I DON'T KNOW. YOU WERE A LOT BIGGER… 456 00:20:56,639 --> 00:20:58,808 I MEAN, STRONGER BACK THEN. 457 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,270 I CAN DO IT, OKAY. 458 00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:08,526 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE… 459 00:21:08,609 --> 00:21:11,195 SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 460 00:21:11,278 --> 00:21:14,073 I CAN'T DO IT! 461 00:21:14,156 --> 00:21:17,785 NOW, YOU DO THAT, YOU'RE ON TV.