1 00:00:00,763 --> 00:00:02,930 You think I have a chance with Janine? 2 00:00:03,013 --> 00:00:05,096 Ugh, we've been through this. 3 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:06,638 Don't do this to yourself. 4 00:00:06,721 --> 00:00:09,221 She made it clear it isn't going to happen. 5 00:00:09,305 --> 00:00:13,013 All right, then. I guess I shouldn't get too excited about the fact… 6 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,680 …that I just kissed her! 7 00:00:14,763 --> 00:00:17,471 –Are you serious? –That's great! 8 00:00:17,555 --> 00:00:19,096 Yeah, well, we'll see. 9 00:00:20,971 --> 00:00:22,263 You kissed her? 10 00:00:22,346 --> 00:00:25,221 Oh, we kissed it up real nice. 11 00:00:26,096 --> 00:00:28,180 So you kissed. Then what happened? 12 00:00:28,263 --> 00:00:31,138 I came over here to tell you guys. 13 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:34,096 So she's waiting over there for you? 14 00:00:35,638 --> 00:00:37,346 Yeah. 15 00:01:23,096 --> 00:01:25,305 –I gotta go. –Okay. 16 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,971 I'm gonna be late for dance class. 17 00:01:30,055 --> 00:01:31,930 Okay. 18 00:01:33,596 --> 00:01:36,513 –Okay, now I'm really leaving. –All right. 19 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:37,846 But can you just… 20 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:40,138 …just leave your lips? 21 00:01:42,180 --> 00:01:44,180 –Bye. –Bye. 22 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,138 Have you kissed her yet? 23 00:01:49,971 --> 00:01:51,721 It's awesome! 24 00:01:51,805 --> 00:01:53,388 I could do it forever. 25 00:01:53,471 --> 00:01:58,180 You know what? She kisses better than my mom cooks. 26 00:01:58,263 --> 00:02:01,888 –I'm so glad you said "cooks." –Right? 27 00:02:02,763 --> 00:02:06,638 Rachel, you've got to tell the post office that you've moved. 28 00:02:06,721 --> 00:02:08,971 We still get your bills and stuff. 29 00:02:09,805 --> 00:02:12,763 Oh! Oh! Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away. 30 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:14,971 I'm not your garbage man. 31 00:02:16,263 --> 00:02:18,221 I'm your mailman. 32 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:20,930 Monica, look. 33 00:02:21,013 --> 00:02:23,846 Here is that table that I ordered. Ah! 34 00:02:23,930 --> 00:02:28,471 –You got it from Pottery Barn? –Yeah. It's an apothecary table. 35 00:02:28,555 --> 00:02:30,846 Does anyone even know what an apothecary is? 36 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:32,846 A pharmacist. 37 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:35,680 A pharmacist. 38 00:02:37,555 --> 00:02:39,638 Phoebe hates Pottery Barn. 39 00:02:39,721 --> 00:02:41,430 I hate Pottery Barn too. 40 00:02:41,513 --> 00:02:44,680 They kicked me out just because I sat on a bed. 41 00:02:44,763 --> 00:02:47,555 You took off your pants and got under the sheets. 42 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,555 I was tired. 43 00:02:53,763 --> 00:02:55,555 Phoebe hates Pottery Barn? 44 00:02:55,638 --> 00:02:57,763 She hates mass–produced stuff. 45 00:02:57,846 --> 00:03:00,930 She thinks her furniture should have a story behind it. 46 00:03:01,013 --> 00:03:03,055 This has a story behind it. 47 00:03:03,346 --> 00:03:07,680 They had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store. 48 00:03:10,221 --> 00:03:12,763 It's got to be one–of–a–kind. 49 00:03:12,846 --> 00:03:16,763 Like that God–awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter? 50 00:03:16,846 --> 00:03:19,805 Hey! I made that for her. 51 00:03:21,388 --> 00:03:23,138 –You made pottery? –Yeah. 52 00:03:23,221 --> 00:03:26,055 I made it out of a fruit bowl I found in the garbage. 53 00:03:28,388 --> 00:03:31,846 If you put that in her apartment, you'll never hear the end of it. 54 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:34,596 I'll tell her that it's an antique. 55 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,763 She doesn't have to know where it came from. 56 00:03:36,846 --> 00:03:39,513 Ah, I love these little drawers. 57 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:42,555 Oh, look! It says that it holds 300 CDs. 58 00:03:42,638 --> 00:03:45,888 Ah, just like the apothecary tables of yore. 59 00:03:53,013 --> 00:03:54,346 So the farmer says: 60 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:56,346 "That's not a cow, and you're not milking." 61 00:03:59,346 --> 00:04:01,263 I'm so glad you're together. 62 00:04:01,346 --> 00:04:04,596 We wanted a couple to go out with and now we have one. 63 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,721 We're a couple of couples. 64 00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:10,888 I had so much fun tonight. What a great restaurant! 65 00:04:10,971 --> 00:04:15,096 And Chandler, I can't believe I let you pay for this one. 66 00:04:17,721 --> 00:04:18,888 Thanks again, man. 67 00:04:20,138 --> 00:04:23,221 If you come over tomorrow, I'll make pasta. 68 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,971 –That'd be great! –Okay. 69 00:04:25,055 --> 00:04:27,513 But at least let us bring the wine. 70 00:04:27,596 --> 00:04:31,096 –You don't have to. –Ah, I insist. 71 00:04:34,221 --> 00:04:35,805 –You'll get the wine, right? –Yeah. 72 00:04:38,013 --> 00:04:40,471 –Okay, good night. –See you tomorrow. 73 00:04:40,555 --> 00:04:42,388 Can't wait. 74 00:04:46,805 --> 00:04:49,930 How are we going to get out of that one? 75 00:04:53,305 --> 00:04:56,180 –What? –I can't handle two nights in a row… 76 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,888 …with them. 77 00:04:58,805 --> 00:05:00,346 What's wrong with them? 78 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,305 They're just a little… 79 00:05:02,388 --> 00:05:03,805 …blah! 80 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,430 Blah? 81 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:10,721 Well, you know, he's blah. She's just… 82 00:05:10,805 --> 00:05:13,680 She's very loud for such a small person. 83 00:05:17,138 --> 00:05:19,471 Uh, they're my best friends. 84 00:05:19,555 --> 00:05:23,263 Are you saying we can't go out? 'Cause that'd be a problem. 85 00:05:23,346 --> 00:05:25,680 Of course we can still hang out with them. 86 00:05:25,763 --> 00:05:28,430 Just not two nights in a row. 87 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:33,430 –Okay? –I guess. 88 00:05:33,513 --> 00:05:35,388 Thank you. 89 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:41,846 I'll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents. 90 00:05:47,971 --> 00:05:49,930 –Hey. –Hey. 91 00:05:50,013 --> 00:05:54,888 Ooh! What a great table! Where did you get it? 92 00:05:54,971 --> 00:05:56,305 Guess. 93 00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:59,680 Um, a flea market? 94 00:05:59,763 --> 00:06:04,180 Ha, I knew you would get it on the first guess. 95 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,513 Isn't it cool? It's an apothecary table. 96 00:06:06,596 --> 00:06:08,430 Ah, wow. 97 00:06:09,055 --> 00:06:11,721 You can just imagine that this is where… 98 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,430 …they kept all their stuff to make potions. 99 00:06:14,513 --> 00:06:15,638 –You know? –Ooh, yes. 100 00:06:15,721 --> 00:06:19,096 Ooh, you can almost smell the opium. 101 00:06:20,971 --> 00:06:22,055 Almost. 102 00:06:22,138 --> 00:06:23,721 Oh, how much was it? 103 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:25,430 Just only 500 bucks. 104 00:06:25,513 --> 00:06:27,305 500 bucks at a flea market? 105 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:31,263 I thought you meant how much was it… 106 00:06:31,346 --> 00:06:33,263 …when it was new, back then. 107 00:06:33,346 --> 00:06:34,680 –Oh, no. –Yeah, no. 108 00:06:34,763 --> 00:06:37,930 It was at a flea market, so it was like a dollar. 109 00:06:39,805 --> 00:06:42,596 –A dollar? –And fifty? 110 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,471 So it was like one and fifty dollars. 111 00:06:45,555 --> 00:06:49,346 –They gave you the old–time pricing. –Yeah. 112 00:06:50,721 --> 00:06:52,388 Well, what period is it from? 113 00:06:52,471 --> 00:06:54,305 Uh, it's from yore. 114 00:06:54,388 --> 00:06:56,596 Like, the "days of yore," you know? 115 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:59,096 Yes. Yes, I do. 116 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:02,555 –It's just perfect. –Oh, good. 117 00:07:02,638 --> 00:07:04,763 I bet it has a great story too. 118 00:07:04,846 --> 00:07:07,221 Did they tell you where it's from or… 119 00:07:07,305 --> 00:07:10,263 Yes, that I know. This is from, uh, White Plains. 120 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:13,888 –White Plains. –Mm–hm. 121 00:07:13,971 --> 00:07:16,888 Ooh, it sounds like such a magical place. 122 00:07:22,388 --> 00:07:23,596 –I'm here. –Hi! 123 00:07:25,305 --> 00:07:26,680 Oh, my God! 124 00:07:26,763 --> 00:07:28,680 –You like it? –Oh, my God! 125 00:07:28,763 --> 00:07:31,388 It's my new apothecary table! 126 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:34,805 Phoebe'll be here any second. She can't see this. 127 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,846 Why not? She'll love it. It's the real thing. 128 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:39,680 I got it at Pottery Barn. 129 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,846 I know. I bought the same one. 130 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,680 And if she sees your table, she'll know I lied. 131 00:07:45,763 --> 00:07:48,555 –I said ours was an original. –Why? 132 00:07:48,638 --> 00:07:50,721 Because she hates Pottery Barn. 133 00:07:50,805 --> 00:07:54,305 She hates Pottery Barn? 134 00:07:55,096 --> 00:07:57,221 She says it's all mass–produced… 135 00:07:57,305 --> 00:08:00,596 …nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. 136 00:08:04,096 --> 00:08:07,096 So come on! Can we cover this up, please? 137 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:08,388 What? No, no. 138 00:08:08,471 --> 00:08:10,638 I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe. 139 00:08:10,721 --> 00:08:13,555 Although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets. 140 00:08:14,971 --> 00:08:17,596 Ooh, I forgot they made sheets! 141 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,888 Heh, yeah. 142 00:08:21,513 --> 00:08:24,513 I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn. 143 00:08:24,596 --> 00:08:26,180 It's not like she hates you. 144 00:08:26,263 --> 00:08:28,638 Yeah, but Pottery Barn? 145 00:08:31,596 --> 00:08:33,971 You know what I think? She's just weird. 146 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,596 It's because she's a twin. Twins are weird. 147 00:08:38,638 --> 00:08:42,305 She's not weird. She likes her stuff to be one–of–a–kind. 148 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:47,055 Huh. You know what's not one–of–a–kind? A twin! 149 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:54,596 Let's turn out the lights and watch the movie. 150 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:58,388 –Hey, ooh, cool sheet! –You like it? 151 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,388 –You want to know where I got it? –Sure. 152 00:09:01,471 --> 00:09:03,013 At a flea market. 153 00:09:04,555 --> 00:09:07,346 You buy your sheets at a flea market? 154 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:11,138 Come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little. 155 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:14,846 –Hey. –Hey. 156 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,388 Dinner will be ready in 20 minutes. 157 00:09:17,471 --> 00:09:20,138 Here is the wine to bring over tonight. 158 00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:23,721 You were also gonna buy Monica flowers… 159 00:09:23,805 --> 00:09:26,721 …but you couldn't because you paid for dinner last night. 160 00:09:28,138 --> 00:09:31,305 Thanks. But, uh, it's just gonna be me tonight. 161 00:09:31,388 --> 00:09:35,346 –What happened to Janine? –She's, uh, really sick. 162 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:39,138 –That's too bad. –Yeah, she's been in there all day. 163 00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:43,013 Uh, high fever, nose problem. It's… 164 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:45,096 …phlegm, phlegm, phlegm, phlegm, phlegm. 165 00:09:48,096 --> 00:09:49,555 Monica! Chandler! 166 00:09:51,346 --> 00:09:55,263 I'm sorry about tonight. I don't know if Joey told you… 167 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:58,471 …but I couldn't get out of going to this play. 168 00:10:00,596 --> 00:10:03,513 Have a great time, huh? 169 00:10:07,346 --> 00:10:09,846 That's funny, I saw no phlegm. 170 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:16,180 Oh, no, she really is sick. 171 00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:18,305 Then why is she going to a play? 172 00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:20,805 Uh, well, you know, "Starve a fever… 173 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,805 …go to a play for a cold." 174 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:27,971 Why is Janine not coming over for dinner? 175 00:10:28,055 --> 00:10:31,805 Uh, she didn't want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. 176 00:10:31,888 --> 00:10:33,555 I'm so sorry. 177 00:10:34,430 --> 00:10:36,680 Why doesn't she want to hang out with us? 178 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,971 Because she, uh, thinks that you are "blah." 179 00:10:44,263 --> 00:10:46,971 And that, uh, you, Monica, are too loud. 180 00:10:47,055 --> 00:10:48,555 What? 181 00:10:50,013 --> 00:10:52,305 What? 182 00:10:52,388 --> 00:10:54,638 So she just pretended to have a good time? 183 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,263 She was lying to our faces? 184 00:10:56,346 --> 00:10:58,221 I can't believe this. 185 00:10:58,305 --> 00:10:59,471 Who is she to judge us? 186 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:04,013 –We couldn't have been nicer to her. –And I am not "blah." I am a hoot! 187 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,221 I know, I know. 188 00:11:05,305 --> 00:11:07,763 Come on, please, you guys. Don't be mad. 189 00:11:07,846 --> 00:11:09,721 I'm sure she said it… 190 00:11:09,805 --> 00:11:13,221 …because she was nervous 'cause you're my best friends. 191 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,555 And it was our first date. 192 00:11:15,638 --> 00:11:18,430 Plus, she's really sick. 193 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,638 You said you made that up! 194 00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:25,680 But isn't the "sick" thing better than the "play" thing? 195 00:11:26,805 --> 00:11:30,096 They're both good. I generally just go with, "Monica's drunk again." 196 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,721 Come on, please just give her another chance. 197 00:11:35,805 --> 00:11:39,471 –She'll come around, I promise. –Of course we will. 198 00:11:39,555 --> 00:11:42,180 –Come on, we gotta make dinner. –Okay. 199 00:11:46,721 --> 00:11:48,346 I do not like that woman! 200 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:50,638 I can hear you! 201 00:11:52,055 --> 00:11:53,263 I am loud! 202 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,263 Aw. 203 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,555 Isn't it good? 204 00:12:04,638 --> 00:12:07,846 Can you please not put your feet up on my new… 205 00:12:08,346 --> 00:12:09,846 …old sheet. 206 00:12:10,388 --> 00:12:11,971 Oh, sure. 207 00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:15,055 My apothecary table! 208 00:12:15,763 --> 00:12:17,846 – What? –No! 209 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:21,846 –Where did you get this? –At Pottery Barn, okay? 210 00:12:24,471 --> 00:12:26,430 Oh, my God! 211 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:31,013 Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique! 212 00:12:32,263 --> 00:12:35,513 Wow. If they've ripped off our table… 213 00:12:35,596 --> 00:12:38,680 …ours must be worth much more than one and fifty dollars. 214 00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:43,180 This doesn't even smell like opium. 215 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,346 It smells like wine, which you spilled. 216 00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,555 And thanks for wrecking my sheet. 217 00:12:48,638 --> 00:12:52,680 Ross, calm down. I'll give you the 80 cents. 218 00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:59,721 Okay, one more time. 219 00:12:59,805 --> 00:13:01,596 Would you like some orange juice? 220 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:05,263 –Perfect decibel. – I know! 221 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,680 Hey. 222 00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:10,846 Uh, what are you guys doing? 223 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:14,513 Nothing. We're just talking. You know, blah–blah–blah. 224 00:13:15,846 --> 00:13:18,388 Come on, you said you were gonna try. 225 00:13:18,471 --> 00:13:22,221 I came over to invite you to a movie with me and Janine. 226 00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:23,930 –What do you say? –I'd like to… 227 00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:26,430 …but I'm not sure if we have the time. 228 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:30,305 Ha, very funny. I don't know what to do. 229 00:13:30,388 --> 00:13:32,430 I really want you to get along. 230 00:13:32,513 --> 00:13:35,430 Please, come to the movie with us. You owe me. 231 00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:37,305 –We owe you? – That's right. 232 00:13:37,388 --> 00:13:40,555 I helped you out in the start of your relationship. 233 00:13:40,638 --> 00:13:42,888 I helped you sneak around for six months. 234 00:13:42,971 --> 00:13:44,596 I looked like an idiot. 235 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,596 And I was humiliated. 236 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,388 And I only made $200. 237 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,971 We didn't give you any money. 238 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,971 You don't think I know that? 239 00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:05,721 I can't decide if it goes better by the new chair… 240 00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:06,930 …the Sahara desk… 241 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,346 …or the Parker console table. 242 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,888 I didn't know there was a Pottery Barn up here. 243 00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:15,721 –I know, I went a little crazy. –A little? 244 00:14:15,805 --> 00:14:18,763 Your place looks like page 72 of the catalog. 245 00:14:20,013 --> 00:14:21,471 Look at that! 246 00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:25,680 –The ornamental birdcage! Large. –Ha, ha. 247 00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:31,680 Oh, Ross? Be careful. That is very old. 248 00:14:31,763 --> 00:14:36,138 Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that. 249 00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:38,596 Fascinating. 250 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:44,430 Another amazing find! Wow. 251 00:14:45,013 --> 00:14:48,138 –I bet this has a great story too. –It does. 252 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:53,263 It is a room–separating apparatus from Colonial times. 253 00:14:53,721 --> 00:14:57,805 Huh, a lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times. 254 00:14:57,888 --> 00:15:00,971 What are some other time periods, Rachel? 255 00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,013 Well, there's yore. 256 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:10,971 Ahem, and, uh, you know, yesteryear. 257 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:15,971 Rachel has such a good eye for this stuff. 258 00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:18,596 Ross, if you ever decide to redecorate, 259 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,221 and I think you should, 260 00:15:21,305 --> 00:15:23,138 you should ask Rachel to help. 261 00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:24,888 Aw, he doesn't need my help. 262 00:15:24,971 --> 00:15:28,305 I think he's ready to get rid of the… What'd you call it? 263 00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,805 The, uh, "cheap knockoffs and dinosaur junk"? 264 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,388 Really? 265 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:42,721 You know, since you have such a great sense of what I need… 266 00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:44,763 Uh, here's 60 bucks. 267 00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:48,930 Why don't you take Phoebe down to that Colonial, uh, flea market… 268 00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:50,513 …and get me some stuff? 269 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,763 I don't think Phoebe wants to come. 270 00:15:57,846 --> 00:15:59,721 –I do want to. –She does want to. 271 00:15:59,805 --> 00:16:01,430 –She does want to. – Yeah! 272 00:16:07,721 --> 00:16:11,430 I guess the flea market was just better last time. 273 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,430 Well, at least I got these sheets for Ross. 274 00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:18,596 Ugh, look at this. Pottery Barn. 275 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:22,305 Ugh, yeah, you know what? Don't look at it. 276 00:16:22,388 --> 00:16:24,971 –Seriously, don't look at it. –Look! 277 00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:27,346 There's the table they stole from us. 278 00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:29,388 Oh, those bastards! Let's go. 279 00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:35,555 That fan kind of looks like ours, and the birdcage, and… 280 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:39,013 Wait a second, this is our exact living room! 281 00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:41,305 No, it's not. 282 00:16:41,388 --> 00:16:43,805 Come on, ours is totally different. 283 00:16:43,888 --> 00:16:47,680 I mean, we don't have the… We don't have that lamp. 284 00:16:48,430 --> 00:16:52,846 And that screen is on the other side. 285 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,096 Oh, my God. This is where you got all our stuff. 286 00:16:57,221 --> 00:17:00,346 –Pottery Barn! Oh, my God! –No. No. 287 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,930 Okay, I did, all right? I'm sorry. 288 00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:07,180 I wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. 289 00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:10,263 –Come on, don't be mad. –No, but I am mad. 290 00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:13,513 Because this stuff is what's wrong with the world… 291 00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:16,055 …and it's in my living room… 292 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:20,096 …and all I can think about is how I don't have that lamp! 293 00:17:21,346 --> 00:17:23,305 Well, then, honey, buy the lamp. 294 00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:25,721 We have that 60 bucks from Ross. 295 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,096 I can't! I can't! 296 00:17:30,555 --> 00:17:32,263 Unless… 297 00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:36,263 Are you saying you'd move out if I didn't buy that lamp? 298 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,555 No, I'm not gonna move out! 299 00:17:38,638 --> 00:17:42,596 But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp? 300 00:17:44,055 --> 00:17:47,471 –Yes! I would so move out. –Then I don't have a choice. 301 00:17:47,555 --> 00:17:50,930 –I have to buy that lamp! –That's right. 302 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,930 But at least the apothecary table's real. 303 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:03,138 This was great. Didn't everybody have a great time? 304 00:18:03,221 --> 00:18:05,930 I did. I really did. And I've got to say… 305 00:18:06,013 --> 00:18:09,638 …I'm sorry if I was weird after the last time we went out. 306 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:11,555 I guess I was just nervous. 307 00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:14,638 –That's understandable. –Don't worry about it. 308 00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:16,013 So we can go out again? 309 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,805 –Absolutely. – Well, good. 310 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,138 –Okay, well, good night. –Good night. 311 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,513 See, huh? 312 00:18:26,596 --> 00:18:27,888 Wasn't that fun? 313 00:18:27,971 --> 00:18:29,888 We have got to move. 314 00:18:30,638 --> 00:18:32,180 What? 315 00:18:32,263 --> 00:18:33,596 I knew it! 316 00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,805 You're not so quiet yourself, missy! 317 00:18:39,763 --> 00:18:42,763 I'm blah? The only thing more boring than modern dance… 318 00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:44,305 …is you talking about it. 319 00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:45,930 "Oh, Chandler… 320 00:18:46,013 --> 00:18:48,055 …I just lost myself in the movement." 321 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,513 You know, I know you're talking… 322 00:18:53,596 --> 00:18:56,513 …but all I hear is blah–blah–blah–blah–blah. 323 00:18:56,596 --> 00:19:00,096 All right, you and me! Let's go, right now! 324 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,471 All right, enough! 325 00:19:02,346 --> 00:19:05,846 Enough! You two, go home. I gotta talk to Janine. 326 00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:08,346 I really think you could take her. 327 00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,096 You better hope I don't see you in the hallway! 328 00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,346 All right. Uh… 329 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:21,180 Look, we got a little bit of a problem here. 330 00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,805 You can't my treat my friends that way. 331 00:19:23,888 --> 00:19:28,555 –They said stuff to me too. –I know, I'll talk to them about it. 332 00:19:28,638 --> 00:19:30,430 They mean so much to me. 333 00:19:30,513 --> 00:19:32,888 They're like my family, you know? 334 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:36,138 If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time… 335 00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:41,513 I don't think we can be together. It just can't work, okay? 336 00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:42,805 It can't. 337 00:19:42,888 --> 00:19:44,721 I'm very upset. 338 00:19:46,346 --> 00:19:48,013 Okay. 339 00:19:48,096 --> 00:19:50,555 Would it help if I apologized? 340 00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:52,346 Yeah. 341 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:54,263 That'd be very helpful. 342 00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,888 What did I tell you about the hall? 343 00:20:03,971 --> 00:20:06,971 I was coming over to apologize for my behavior. 344 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,180 I'd really like it if we could be friends. 345 00:20:13,763 --> 00:20:18,096 Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so… 346 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,305 …I would like that too. 347 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,971 –Great. –Now, come on. 348 00:20:27,096 --> 00:20:29,555 –I'm glad we worked it out. –Me too. 349 00:20:29,638 --> 00:20:31,680 –I'll see you. –Bye. 350 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:34,930 –Or I'll hear you. –That's it, big girl! 351 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,596 Wait! 352 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,346 You'd better run! 353 00:20:45,263 --> 00:20:47,221 Did you hear that? 354 00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:51,055 –What am I gonna do? –I'm sorry, man. 355 00:20:53,388 --> 00:20:54,930 –Want to go watch? –Yeah! 356 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:04,680 –Hey. – Hey. 357 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,555 –How you doing? –So, uh, did she move out? 358 00:21:07,638 --> 00:21:09,596 Pretty much. 359 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,138 I can't believe you just broke up with her. 360 00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:14,430 When it's not right, you know it. 361 00:21:14,513 --> 00:21:17,721 –You okay? –I'll be all right. 362 00:21:19,013 --> 00:21:22,180 –You know what'd cheer you up? –What? 363 00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:26,180 I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night. 364 00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:30,263 I think you should come. 365 00:21:37,138 --> 00:21:39,388 You're right, that did cheer me up.