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THEY PRINTED IT.

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I DIDN'T KNOW PLAYBOY
PRINTS JOKES.

3
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YEAH, THEY PRINT JOKES,
UH, INTERVIEWS

4
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HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM.

5
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IT'S NOT JUST
ABOUT THE PICTURES.

6
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IT DIDN'T
WORK ON MOM.

7
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IT'S NOT GOING
TO WORK ON US.

8
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HERE, CHECK IT OUT.

9
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IT'S THE FIRST ONE, TOO.

10
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RIGHT THERE.

11
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THAT IS FUNNY.

12
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IT WAS ALSO FUNNY
WHEN I MADE IT UP.

13
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WHAT?
I MADE THAT JOKE UP.

14
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UH, OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. I DID.

15
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UH-UH-OH, YES, I DID.

16
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I TOLD IT TO DAN AT WORK
AND HE SAID IT WAS

17
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THE FUNNIEST JOKE
HE'D EVER HEARD.

18
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HEY, TELL DAN "THANKS."

19
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WHAT?

20
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I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST READING
THE JOKE BELOW IT.

21
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THAT ONE IS FUNNY.

22
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MONICA, YOU REMEMBER ME
TELLING YOU THAT JOKE, RIGHT?

23
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NO.

24
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SERIOUSLY?

25
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WELL, YOU TELL
A LOT OF JOKES.

26
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LOOK, CHANDLER,
IT'S MY JOKE.

27
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HEY, IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL ANY BETTER

28
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THEY DON'T PRINT THE NAME,
SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER

29
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WHO GETS CREDIT, RIGHT?

30
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I GUESS NOT.

31
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HEY, GUYS.

32
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HEY, JOEY!
PLAYBOY PRINTED MY JOKE!

33
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NO! NO! IT'S MY MINE!
IT'S MY JOKE!

34
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YOU CAN CALL THEM.
THEY'LL TELL YOU.

35
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IT'S MY JOKE.
IT'S MY JOKE!

36
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

37
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JOKES?

38
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YOU GUYS KNOW THEY HAVE
NAKED CHICKS IN THERE, RIGHT?

39
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DUDE, DUDE, YOU HAVE GOT TO
TURN ON BEHIND THE MUSIC.

40
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THE BAND HEART IS HAVING
A REALLY TOUGH TIME

41
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AND I THINK THEY
MAY BREAK UP.

42
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HEY, LET'S GO WATCH
THAT AT YOUR PLACE.

43
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NO, NO, NO, MONICA'S WATCHING
SOME COOKING SHOW.

44
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COME ON, I DON'T WANT TO MISS
WHEN THEY WERE SKINNY.

45
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UH, HEY-HEY,
CHANDLER, CHANDLER

46
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YOU KNOW WHAT
WE SHOULD DO?

47
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YOU AND I SHOULD GO OUT
AND GET SOME NEW SUNGLASSES.

48
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WHAT? NO.
I WANT TO WATCH THIS.

49
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DID YOUR CABLE GO OUT?

50
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NO, NO. THAT'S VH1. YEAH.

51
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I GOT TO TELL YOU, THE MUSIC
THESE KIDS LISTEN TO TODAY

52
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IT'S LIKE A LOT OF NOISE
TO ME. I DON'T KNOW.

53
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JOEY, WHY IS YOUR CABLE OUT?
UH…

54
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OH, BECAUSE
I HAVEN'T REALLY
PAID THE BILL.

55
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LOOK, IF YOU NEED MONEY
WOULD YOU PLEASE, PLEASE

56
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JUST LET ME LOAN YOU
SOME MONEY?
NO, CHANDLER.

57
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LOOK, FORGET ABOUT IT, OKAY?

58
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LOOK, I KNOW THINGS HAVE
BEEN A LITTLE TIGHT

59
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SINCE JANINE MOVED OUT…
GOD, WAS SHE HOT.

60
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WHOA-HO.
I KNOW.

61
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BUT LOOK, I CAN
HANDLE IT, ALL RIGHT?

62
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I CAN… LISTEN
TO THE RADIO, HUH?

63
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AND, UH, HEY, ROSS GAVE
ME THIS GREAT BOOK.

64
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OKAY, FINE. YOU WANT TO SEE
IF THE JOKE STEALER

65
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WILL LET US WATCH THE SHOW
AT HIS PLACE?

66
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SURE. YEAH.

67
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PAID YOUR PHONE BILL?
NOT SO MUCH.

68
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HEY.

69
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IT'S ONLY YOU.

70
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WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

71
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WE ARE LOOKING
AT A PLAYBOY.

72
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OH, I WANT TO LOOK, TOO.

73
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YIKES!

74
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SO DO YOU THINK
THAT THESE PICTURES…

75
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ARE THEY TRYING
TO TELL A STORY?

76
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OH, WELL, YEAH, SURE.

77
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I MEAN, LIKE IN THE CASE
OF THIS YOUNG WOMAN

78
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SHE HAS LOST HER
CLOTHES, SO…

79
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SO SHE RIDES NAKED ON THE
HORSE, SHE'S CRYING OUT

80
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"WHERE ARE THEY?
WHERE ARE THEY?"

81
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WELL, SHE'S NOT GOING
TO FIND THEM

82
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LYING IN THE GRASS
LIKE THAT.

83
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GOD…

84
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OH… YEAH.

85
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OH, REMEMBER THE DAYS

86
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WHEN YOU USED TO GO OUT
TO THE BARN

87
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LIFT UP YOUR SHIRT
AND BEND OVER?

88
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YEAH.

89
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YOU SEE, NOW…

90
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SEE, NOW, I WOULD
DATE THIS GIRL.

91
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SHE'S CUTE;
SHE'S OUTDOORSY.

92
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YOU KNOW, AND SHE KNOWS
HOW TO BUILD A FIRE.

93
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I MEAN, THAT'S GOT
TO COME IN HANDY.

94
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HEY, I GOT A QUESTION.
MM-HMM?

95
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IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE OF US
TO DATE, WHO WOULD IT BE?

96
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I DON'T KNOW.

97
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ME, NEITHER.
RACHEL.

98
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WHAT?

99
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I DON'T KNOW.

100
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ME, NEITHER.

101
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YOU KNOW, YOU FORGET
HOW MANY GREAT SONGS HEART HAD.

102
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YEAH.
YEAH.

103
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YOU KNOW, "BARRACUDA" WAS
THE FIRST SONG I LEARNED
TO PLAY ON THE KEYBOARD.

104
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SO YOU HEARD IT,
YOU REPEATED IT…

105
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SO THAT MUST MEAN…
YOU WROTE IT.

106
00:05:03,058 --> 00:05:05,061
OH, YOU GUYS WITH THIS JOKE.

107
00:05:05,144 --> 00:05:06,938
LOOK, I GOT TO SAY,
I KNOW I CRACKED UP

108
00:05:07,021 --> 00:05:09,399
BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE I GOT IT.

109
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WHAT?

110
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YOU DIDN'T GET IT?

111
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THE DOCTOR IS A MONKEY.

112
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AND MONKEYS CAN'T
WRITE OUT PRESCRIPTIONS.

113
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YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
TO LAUGH AT MY JOKE.

114
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YOUR JOKE?

115
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WELL, I THINK THE
HEF WOULD DISAGREE

116
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WHICH IS WHY HE SENT
ME A CHECK FOR $100.

117
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SO YOU STOLE MY JOKE,
AND YOU STOLE MY MONEY?

118
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YOU KNOW… I WAS GOING TO
STICK IT IN THE ATM

119
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BUT NOW I THINK I'LL
SHOW THE SEXY TELLER

120
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THAT I AM A PUBLISHED WRITER.

121
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WELL, SHE IS GOING TO KNOW
THAT YOU STOLE THE JOKE.

122
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
FOLLOW ME DOWN THERE?
YEAH.

123
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WELL, I'M NOT GOING
TO GO NOW ANYWAY.
OKAY.

124
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HERE YOU GO.
OH.

125
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UH…

126
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UH, GUNTHER…

127
00:06:03,411 --> 00:06:04,496
I CAN'T PAY FOR
THIS RIGHT NOW

128
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'CAUSE, UH,
I'M NOT WORKING

129
00:06:06,664 --> 00:06:09,292
SO I'VE HAD TO CUT DOWN ON
SOME LUXURIES LIKE, UH…

130
00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:11,168
PAYING FOR STUFF, SO…

131
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WELL… IF YOU WANT,
YOU CAN WORK HERE.

132
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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S, UH, IT'S JUST…

133
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SEE, I WAS A REGULAR
ON A SOAP OPERA, YOU KNOW…

134
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AND TO GO FROM THAT TO THIS,
IT'S JUST…

135
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AND PLUS, YOU KNOW, I'D HAVE
TO WAIT ON ALL MY FRIENDS.

136
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OKAY, BUT THE MONEY'S GOOD.

137
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PLUS YOU GET TO STARE AT RACHEL
AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.

138
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WHAT?

139
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FLEXIBLE HOURS.

140
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OH.

141
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MAYBE I COULD
BE A WAITER.

142
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COULD I USE THE PHONE?

143
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SHE PICKED RACHEL.

144
00:06:53,795 --> 00:06:55,421
I MEAN, SHE TRIED
TO BACK OUT OF IT

145
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BUT IT WAS OBVIOUS…
SHE PICKED RACHEL.

146
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HE TOOK MY JOKE;
HE J-JUST TOOK IT.

147
00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:03,596
THAT'S WRONG.

148
00:07:03,679 --> 00:07:05,139
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
IS WRONG?

149
00:07:05,222 --> 00:07:07,099
PHOEBE PICKING RACHEL.

150
00:07:07,182 --> 00:07:08,810
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
PICKED RACHEL?

151
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ROSS. YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE ROSS DID?

152
00:07:10,311 --> 00:07:13,732
HE STOLE MY JOKE.

153
00:07:13,815 --> 00:07:16,192
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M
GOING TO GET A JOKE
JOURNAL, YOU KNOW?

154
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AND DOCUMENT THE
DATE AND TIME

155
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OF EVERY SINGLE
ONE OF MY JOKES.

156
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
YEAH.

157
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S
A BAD IDEA?
PICKING RACHEL.

158
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THAT'S RIGHT.

159
00:07:27,745 --> 00:07:29,205
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

160
00:07:29,288 --> 00:07:30,832
WELL, MAYBE IT'S
THE SOUND OF ROSS

161
00:07:30,915 --> 00:07:34,085
CLIMBING INTO MY BRAIN
AND STEALING MY THOUGHTS.

162
00:07:34,168 --> 00:07:36,211
I THINK IT'S COMING
FROM THE LIVING ROOM.

163
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I FINISHED MY BOOK.

164
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HEY, YOU GUYS.

165
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HEY.
HEY.

166
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OH, DON'T YOU GUYS LOOK CUTE.

167
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YOU GUYS MAKE
SUCH A CUTE COUPLE.

168
00:08:00,277 --> 00:08:02,154
MONICA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

169
00:08:02,237 --> 00:08:04,490
NOTHING. I'M JUST TRYING
TO RECREATE SOME OF THE FUN

170
00:08:04,573 --> 00:08:06,200
THAT WE HAD AT MY PLACE
THE OTHER DAY.

171
00:08:06,283 --> 00:08:08,494
REMEMBER? WHEN YOU PICKED RACHEL
OVER ME?

172
00:08:08,577 --> 00:08:11,289
THAT WAS FUNNY.

173
00:08:11,372 --> 00:08:12,916
YES, IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY.

174
00:08:12,999 --> 00:08:14,375
IT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL.

175
00:08:15,584 --> 00:08:17,503
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

176
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WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK ME?

177
00:08:19,839 --> 00:08:21,007
FINE.

178
00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:23,217
THE REASON THAT I WAS LEANING

179
00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,470
A LITTLE BIT MORE
TOWARD RACHEL THAN YOU

180
00:08:25,553 --> 00:08:29,181
IS JUST, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE…
KIND OF HIGH MAINTENANCE.

181
00:08:29,264 --> 00:08:31,183
OKAY, LET'S GO TO LUNCH.

182
00:08:31,266 --> 00:08:33,144
THAT… THAT IS
COMPLETELY UNTRUE.

183
00:08:33,227 --> 00:08:35,021
YOU THINK
I'M HIGH MAINTENANCE?

184
00:08:35,104 --> 00:08:36,731
OKAY, PROVE IT…
I WANT YOU TO WRITE OUT A LIST

185
00:08:36,814 --> 00:08:39,025
AND WE'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH IT
POINT BY POINT.

186
00:08:41,485 --> 00:08:44,990
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT…
YOU'RE EASYGOING.

187
00:08:45,073 --> 00:08:47,492
YOU'RE JUST NOT
AS EASYGOING AS RACHEL.

188
00:08:47,575 --> 00:08:49,911
YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST
MORE… FLEXIBLE

189
00:08:49,994 --> 00:08:51,871
AND-AND MELLOW, THAT'S ALL.

190
00:08:54,957 --> 00:08:59,170
WELL, PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, RACHEL…

191
00:08:59,253 --> 00:09:00,713
SHE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT,
YOU KNOW?

192
00:09:00,796 --> 00:09:03,215
YOU CAN JUST WALK ALL OVER HER.

193
00:09:03,298 --> 00:09:04,550
WHAT? WAIT A MINUTE.

194
00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:06,011
WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING
I'M A PUSHOVER?

195
00:09:06,094 --> 00:09:07,637
I'M NOT A PUSHOVER.

196
00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,264
OH, OKAY.
YOU'RE NOT A PUSHOVER.

197
00:09:12,474 --> 00:09:14,352
OH, MY… YOU THINK
I'M A PUSHOVER.

198
00:09:14,435 --> 00:09:16,062
WELL, WATCH THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

199
00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:18,606
YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO LUNCH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?

200
00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:20,399
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY
STRONG, IS WHAT I THINK.

201
00:09:20,482 --> 00:09:22,484
COME ON, MONICA,
LET'S GO TO LUNCH.

202
00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:26,321
YOU START WORKING
ON THAT LIST!

203
00:09:28,824 --> 00:09:30,910
I CANNOT BELIEVE HER.
I KNOW.

204
00:09:30,993 --> 00:09:32,286
WHERE DO YOU WANT
TO GO EAT?

205
00:09:32,369 --> 00:09:35,498
OH… OH!
I LOVE THAT JAPANESE PLACE.

206
00:09:35,581 --> 00:09:37,249
I'M SICK OF JAPANESE.
WE'RE NOT GOING THERE.

207
00:09:37,332 --> 00:09:40,669
ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHEREVER
YOU WANT TO GO IS COOL.

208
00:09:45,091 --> 00:09:46,467
OH, HEY, GUNTHER

209
00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:49,553
CHECK THIS OUT.

210
00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:53,682
YEAH, THAT CHANDLER
CRACKS ME UP.

211
00:09:57,311 --> 00:09:59,397
HEY, ROSS, LISTEN,
YOU WANT ANYTHING TO DRINK?

212
00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,648
'CAUSE I'M HEADING UP THERE.

213
00:10:00,731 --> 00:10:02,441
UH, YEAH, I'LL
TAKE A COFFEE.

214
00:10:02,524 --> 00:10:03,442
THANKS, MAN.
SURE.

215
00:10:03,525 --> 00:10:04,861
COFFEE?
NO.

216
00:10:04,944 --> 00:10:06,487
COFFEE? 'CAUSE
I'M GOING UP THERE.

217
00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:09,490
OH, NO, THANK YOU.
OKAY.

218
00:10:09,573 --> 00:10:12,368
YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING?
'CAUSE I'M HEADING UP THERE.

219
00:10:12,451 --> 00:10:13,745
I'D LOVE A… ICE WATER.

220
00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:16,873
YOU GOT IT.

221
00:10:16,956 --> 00:10:18,332
JOEY… WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

222
00:10:18,415 --> 00:10:19,917
JUST BEING FRIENDLY.

223
00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:24,881
JOEY, I-I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO GO BACK THERE.

224
00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:26,299
NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
RIGHT GUNTHER?

225
00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:31,096
DON'T WINK AT ME.

226
00:10:31,179 --> 00:10:32,221
AND PUT ON YOUR APRON.

227
00:10:34,682 --> 00:10:36,350
OKAY.

228
00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:38,144
I DON'T SEE YOU ASKING
ANY OTHER PAYING CUSTOMERS

229
00:10:38,227 --> 00:10:41,313
TO PUT ON APRONS.

230
00:10:41,396 --> 00:10:43,315
JOEY… DO YOU WORK HERE?

231
00:10:43,398 --> 00:10:44,275
NO.

232
00:10:44,358 --> 00:10:45,943
WAITER?
YEAH?

233
00:10:52,449 --> 00:10:53,743
JOEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

234
00:10:53,826 --> 00:10:55,369
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
US YOU WORK HERE?

235
00:10:55,452 --> 00:10:57,163
WELL…

236
00:10:57,246 --> 00:11:00,041
WELL… IT'S KIND OF
EMBARRASSING, YOU KNOW?

237
00:11:00,124 --> 00:11:03,002
I MEAN, I WAS AN ACTOR;
NOW I'M A WAITER.

238
00:11:03,085 --> 00:11:06,089
IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO
IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

239
00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:08,299
SO IS YOUR APRON…
YOU'RE WEARING IT LIKE A CAPE.

240
00:11:10,259 --> 00:11:12,845
I MEAN, THE JOB'S EASY,
AND THE MONEY'S GOOD, YOU KNOW

241
00:11:12,928 --> 00:11:15,514
AND I GUESS IF I'M GOING
TO BE HANGING OUT HERE ANYWAY

242
00:11:15,597 --> 00:11:17,725
I MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID
FOR IT, RIGHT?

243
00:11:17,808 --> 00:11:21,062
I JUST FEEL KIND OF WEIRD
SERVING YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW?

244
00:11:21,145 --> 00:11:22,063
IT'LL BE GREAT.
OH…

245
00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:23,439
JOEY, COME ON,
I DID IT

246
00:11:23,522 --> 00:11:24,816
AND IT WAS FINE.

247
00:11:24,899 --> 00:11:26,985
YEAH. WHY WOULD IT BE WEIRD?

248
00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:31,239
HEY, JOEY, UH,
COULD I GET SOME COFFEE?

249
00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:33,574
OKAY, I GUESS IT DOESN'T
SEEM THAT WEIRD.

250
00:11:33,657 --> 00:11:36,244
SERIOUSLY, I ASKED YOU BEFORE…
YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT.

251
00:11:37,953 --> 00:11:40,165
SEE, NOW IT'S WEIRD AGAIN.

252
00:11:40,248 --> 00:11:42,083
I THINK IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU WORK HERE.

253
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,335
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A LOT OF

254
00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,129
DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW.

255
00:11:50,174 --> 00:11:52,425
2:15. COFFEE HOUSE.

256
00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:56,181
WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS IS GREAT…
FINALLY, I HAVE SOMEONE

257
00:11:56,264 --> 00:11:58,057
I CAN PASS ON MY WISDOM TO.

258
00:11:58,140 --> 00:11:59,809
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT A COUPLE THINGS I LEARNED

259
00:11:59,892 --> 00:12:01,435
WHILE WORKING
AT THE COFFEE HOUSE.

260
00:12:01,518 --> 00:12:05,273
UM, FIRST OF ALL, THE
CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT;

261
00:12:05,356 --> 00:12:08,359
A SMILE GOES A LONG WAY;

262
00:12:09,818 --> 00:12:11,904
AND IF ANYONE
IS EVER RUDE TO YOU…

263
00:12:11,987 --> 00:12:13,739
SNEEZE MUFFIN.

264
00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:17,785
THANKS, RACH.

265
00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:21,164
HEY, LOOK, YOU GUYS
ARE JUST TERRIFIC, YOU KNOW?

266
00:12:21,247 --> 00:12:22,498
NOW, HOW ABOUT
CLEARING OUT OF HERE

267
00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:24,834
SO I CAN GET
SOME NEW CUSTOMERS, HUH?

268
00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:26,210
IT'S ALL ABOUT TURNOVER.

269
00:12:28,129 --> 00:12:30,173
JOEY…

270
00:12:30,256 --> 00:12:32,967
SERIOUSLY,
CAN I GET MY COFFEE?

271
00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:34,177
OH, I'M SORRY, ROSS.

272
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,970
I'LL GET IT FOR
YOU RIGHT NOW.

273
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:38,931
AND SINCE I MADE YOU WAIT,
I'LL TOSS IN A FREE MUFFIN.

274
00:12:45,354 --> 00:12:47,940
PHOEBE, WE WOULD LIKE
TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND.

275
00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:49,567
OKAY.

276
00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:50,902
SO…

277
00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:52,862
MAYBE I AM A LITTLE
HIGH MAINTENANCE

278
00:12:52,945 --> 00:12:55,990
AND MAYBE RACHEL IS
A LITTLE BIT OF A PUSHOVER

279
00:12:56,073 --> 00:12:57,867
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
WE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE?

280
00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,535
YES, WE ARE VERY SORRY
TO TELL YOU THIS

281
00:12:59,618 --> 00:13:01,954
BUT YOU, PHOEBE, ARE FLAKY.

282
00:13:02,037 --> 00:13:03,247
HA!

283
00:13:05,124 --> 00:13:08,253
THAT'S TRUE.
I AM FLAKY.

284
00:13:08,336 --> 00:13:09,545
SO, WHAT?
YOU'RE JUST, UH,

285
00:13:09,628 --> 00:13:12,215
YOU'RE JUST OKAY
WITH BEING FLAKY?

286
00:13:12,298 --> 00:13:14,717
YEAH, TOTALLY.

287
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,303
WELL, THEN I'M OKAY
WITH BEING HIGH MAINTENANCE.

288
00:13:17,386 --> 00:13:20,430
YEAH, AND I AM OKAY
WITH BEING A PUSHOVER.

289
00:13:20,513 --> 00:13:21,431
THAT'S GREAT.

290
00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:23,475
GOOD FOR YOU GUYS!

291
00:13:23,558 --> 00:13:25,019
I AM NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE!

292
00:13:25,102 --> 00:13:26,603
AND I AM NOT
A PUSHOVER!

293
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,274
WHO SAID YOU WERE?

294
00:13:29,357 --> 00:13:30,316
YOU DID!
YOU DID!

295
00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:31,317
I'M FLAKY.

296
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,943
I'LL SAY ANYTHING.

297
00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:41,577
HEY, GUNTHER,
CAN YOU COVER FOR ME?

298
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,204
I JUST GOT AN AUDITION.

299
00:13:43,287 --> 00:13:45,789
NO, I'M LEAVING
TO GET MY HAIR DYED.

300
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,502
REALLY? I LIKE
YOUR NATURAL COLOR.

301
00:13:51,753 --> 00:13:53,672
COME ON, IT'S
A GREAT PART.

302
00:13:53,755 --> 00:13:55,549
I'M THE LEAD GUY'S
BEST FRIEND

303
00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:57,427
AND I WAIT FOR HIM
IN THIS BAR AND SAVE HIS SEAT.

304
00:13:57,510 --> 00:13:58,803
LISTEN. LISTEN.

305
00:13:58,886 --> 00:14:00,762
I'M SORRY. THAT SEAT'S SAVED.

306
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,434
THAT'S THE WHOLE PART?

307
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:07,979
OKAY, MAYBE HE'S NOT
HIS BEST FRIEND, BUT…

308
00:14:08,062 --> 00:14:09,146
OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU
IN AN HOUR.

309
00:14:12,358 --> 00:14:14,277
I COULD TOTALLY
GET THAT PART.

310
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,028
I'M SORRY,
THIS SEAT IS TAKEN.

311
00:14:16,111 --> 00:14:19,115
OH, EXCUSE ME.
NO, NO, NO, I…
I DIDN'T MEAN YOU

312
00:14:19,198 --> 00:14:21,700
BUT, UH, YOU BELIEVE ME, HUH?

313
00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:25,746
I BELIEVED YOU WERE SAVING
THIS SEAT FOR SOMEONE.

314
00:14:25,829 --> 00:14:27,498
SO YOU'D HIRE ME, RIGHT?

315
00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,709
FOR WHAT?

316
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,003
EXACTLY!
ALL RIGHT, UH,

317
00:14:32,086 --> 00:14:34,422
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP.
THE COFFEEHOUSE

318
00:14:34,505 --> 00:14:36,424
IS GOING TO BE
CLOSED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.

319
00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:37,425
WHAT?

320
00:14:37,508 --> 00:14:39,051
WE JUST
GOT HERE.

321
00:14:39,134 --> 00:14:40,803
YEAH, IT'S, UH,
IT'S FOR THE KIDS.

322
00:14:40,886 --> 00:14:43,889
YEAH, TO, UH,
KEEP THE KIDS OFF DRUGS.

323
00:14:43,972 --> 00:14:48,102
YUP, IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE
IN THIS MONTH'S PLAYBOY.

324
00:14:48,185 --> 00:14:49,812
I'M SURE YOU ALL READ ABOUT IT.

325
00:14:49,895 --> 00:14:51,564
THERE YOU GO.

326
00:15:00,364 --> 00:15:02,408
IT'S MY JOKE.
IT'S MY JOKE.

327
00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:08,706
IT'S MY JOKE.
IT'S MY JOKE.

328
00:15:08,789 --> 00:15:11,417
YOU KNOW, I DON'T
THINK WE'RE GOING
TO SETTLE THIS.

329
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,211
NO. LET'S HAVE
MONICA DECIDE.

330
00:15:13,294 --> 00:15:14,253
YEAH.

331
00:15:14,336 --> 00:15:15,338
YEAH.
HEY, MON!

332
00:15:15,421 --> 00:15:17,256
MON, GET OUT HERE!
MONICA!

333
00:15:17,339 --> 00:15:18,632
OKAY, OKAY.

334
00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:20,676
YOU HAVE TO HELP US
DECIDE WHOSE JOKE THIS IS.

335
00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:22,178
WHY DO I HAVE
TO DECIDE?

336
00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:25,014
BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN BE FAIR.

337
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:26,932
I CAN'T BE FAIR.
YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND.

338
00:15:27,015 --> 00:15:29,394
YEAH, BUT I'M YOUR BROTHER.
WE'RE FAMILY.

339
00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:33,439
THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN THE WORLD.

340
00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:37,485
DON'T TRY TO SWAY HER.

341
00:15:37,568 --> 00:15:40,446
I'M YOUR ONLY CHANCE
TO HAVE A BABY.

342
00:15:43,657 --> 00:15:45,076
OKAY, LET'S GO.

343
00:15:45,159 --> 00:15:48,162
ALL RIGHT, UM, OKAY,
WE'LL EACH TELL YOU

344
00:15:48,245 --> 00:15:49,414
HOW WE CAME UP
WITH THE JOKE

345
00:15:49,497 --> 00:15:51,374
AND THEN YOU DECIDE
WHICH ONE OF US

346
00:15:51,457 --> 00:15:54,585
IS TELLING THE TRUTH… ME.

347
00:15:54,668 --> 00:15:55,586
CHANDLER, YOU GO FIRST.

348
00:15:55,669 --> 00:15:56,921
OKAY, I THOUGHT
OF THE JOKE

349
00:15:57,004 --> 00:15:59,465
TWO MONTHS AGO
AT LUNCH WITH STEVE.

350
00:15:59,548 --> 00:16:00,966
IS HE THE GUY
I MET AT CHRISTMAS?

351
00:16:01,049 --> 00:16:02,176
CAN I FINISH MY STORY?

352
00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:05,054
DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU?

353
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:08,349
SEE, I WOULD NEVER
SNAP AT YOU LIKE THAT.

354
00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:17,191
CONTINUE.

355
00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:19,985
OKAY, SO STEVE SAID
HE HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR

356
00:16:20,068 --> 00:16:22,905
AND STEVE'S DOCTOR'S NAME
IS DR. MOMPEY.

357
00:16:22,988 --> 00:16:25,032
SO I SAID, "DR. MONKEY?"

358
00:16:25,115 --> 00:16:28,202
AND THAT IS HOW THE WHOLE
DR. MONKEY THING CAME UP.

359
00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:34,708
ARE YOU KIDDING?

360
00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:37,336
OKAY, LOOK, I STUDY
EVOLUTION.

361
00:16:37,419 --> 00:16:39,004
REMEMBER? EVOLUTION?

362
00:16:39,087 --> 00:16:40,798
MONKEY INTO MAN.

363
00:16:40,881 --> 00:16:41,924
PLUS, I'M A DOCTOR

364
00:16:42,007 --> 00:16:45,093
AND I HAD A MONKEY.

365
00:16:47,888 --> 00:16:49,973
I'M DR. MONKEY!

366
00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:55,313
I'M NOT ARGUING
WITH THAT.

367
00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,565
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
I HAVE MADE MY DECISION.

368
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:02,945
YOU ARE BOTH IDIOTS.

369
00:17:03,028 --> 00:17:05,990
THE JOKE IS NOT FUNNY
AND IT'S OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN,

370
00:17:06,073 --> 00:17:09,785
AND DOCTORS, AND MONKEYS.

371
00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,954
YOU SHOULDN'T BE ARGUING
OVER WHO GETS CREDIT

372
00:17:12,037 --> 00:17:14,123
YOU SHOULD BE ARGUING
OVER WHO GETS BLAMED

373
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:17,126
FOR INFLICTING THIS HORRIBLE
JOKE UPON THE WORLD.

374
00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:18,586
NOW, LET IT GO.

375
00:17:18,669 --> 00:17:20,962
THE JOKE SUCKS!

376
00:17:26,385 --> 00:17:27,303
IT'S YOUR JOKE.

377
00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:28,596
IT IS NOT.

378
00:17:44,027 --> 00:17:45,571
MY GOD, CHANDLER,
THERE YOU ARE.

379
00:17:45,654 --> 00:17:47,990
HI-I!

380
00:17:48,073 --> 00:17:50,409
HEY, IT'S PHOEBE
AND RACHEL.

381
00:17:50,492 --> 00:17:51,494
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL THEM

382
00:17:51,577 --> 00:17:52,662
WHAT YOU WERE
TELLING ME EARLIER

383
00:17:52,745 --> 00:17:55,581
ABOUT ME NOT BEING
HIGH MAINTENANCE.

384
00:17:57,874 --> 00:18:03,714
MONICA IS A
SELF-SUFFICIENT,
TOGETHER LADY.

385
00:18:03,797 --> 00:18:07,008
BEING WITH HER HAS
BEEN LIKE BEING
ON A VACATION.

386
00:18:09,261 --> 00:18:12,264
AND WHAT MAY
BE PERCEIVED AS
HIGH MAINTENANCE

387
00:18:12,347 --> 00:18:16,226
IS MERELY ATTENTION
TO DETAIL AND…

388
00:18:17,603 --> 00:18:19,896
GENEROSITY
OF SPIRIT.

389
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,275
WOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT?

390
00:18:23,358 --> 00:18:26,529
THAT IS THE BEST FAKE SPEECH
I THINK I'VE EVER HEARD.

391
00:18:26,612 --> 00:18:29,407
REALLY? NO, I'VE HEARD BETTER.

392
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,617
WAIT. WAIT. HE CAME UP
WITH THAT HIMSELF.

393
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,202
TELL THEM, CHANDLER.

394
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:34,620
I'M OUT OF WORDS.

395
00:18:34,703 --> 00:18:36,330
SHOULD I JUST SAY
THE WHOLE THING AGAIN?

396
00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:38,040
I AM NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE.

397
00:18:38,123 --> 00:18:39,041
I AM NOT.

398
00:18:39,124 --> 00:18:40,417
CHANDLER!

399
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,421
YOU'RE A LITTLE
HIGH MAINTENANCE.

400
00:18:45,798 --> 00:18:48,718
YOU ARE ON MY LIST.

401
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:52,471
LOOK, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU'RE NOT EASYGOING

402
00:18:52,554 --> 00:18:54,223
BUT YOU'RE PASSIONATE

403
00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:55,725
AND THAT'S GOOD.

404
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:57,851
AND WHEN YOU GET UPSET
ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS

405
00:18:57,934 --> 00:18:59,186
I THINK THAT I'M PRETTY GOOD

406
00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:01,564
AT MAKING YOU FEEL BETTER
ABOUT THAT.

407
00:19:01,647 --> 00:19:03,023
AND THAT'S GOOD, TOO.

408
00:19:03,106 --> 00:19:04,983
SO THEY CAN SAY
THAT YOU'RE HIGH MAINTENANCE

409
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:08,362
BUT IT'S OKAY
BECAUSE I LIKE…

410
00:19:09,488 --> 00:19:11,906
MAINTAINING YOU.

411
00:19:19,581 --> 00:19:21,333
I DIDN'T EVEN TELL
HIM TO SAY THAT.

412
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,463
OKAY.

413
00:19:25,546 --> 00:19:26,505
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE
OFF MY LIST.

414
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:28,674
I'M OFF THE LIST.

415
00:19:28,757 --> 00:19:31,051
PHOEBE…

416
00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:33,095
IT'S OKAY THAT YOU
DON'T WANT ME TO
BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

417
00:19:33,178 --> 00:19:35,806
BECAUSE I HAVE
THE BEST BOYFRIEND.

418
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:41,311
YOU KNOW, SUDDENLY
I FIND YOU VERY ATTRACTIVE.

419
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:46,024
HEY, BUDDY BOY,
HOW DID THE AUDITION GO?

420
00:19:46,107 --> 00:19:47,985
OH, NOT GOOD.

421
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:50,529
I DIDN'T GET THE PART
AND, UH, LOST MY JOB HERE

422
00:19:50,612 --> 00:19:51,572
SO…

423
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:53,699
WOW, THAT IS A BAD AUDITION.

424
00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:58,454
HOW DID YOU LOSE YOUR JOB HERE?

425
00:19:58,537 --> 00:20:00,038
WELL, I HAD THE AUDITION

426
00:20:00,121 --> 00:20:01,624
BUT GUNTHER SAID I HAD
TO STAY HERE AND BE IN CHARGE

427
00:20:01,707 --> 00:20:03,834
SO HE COULD GO
GET HIS HAIR DYED.

428
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:06,211
SO, I WENT ANYWAY
AND THEN HE FIRED ME.

429
00:20:06,294 --> 00:20:07,963
HE LEFT WORK
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

430
00:20:08,046 --> 00:20:10,758
TO DO A PERSONAL ERRAND
AND LEFT YOU IN CHARGE

431
00:20:10,841 --> 00:20:12,843
WHEN YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HERE
FOR TWO DAYS.

432
00:20:12,926 --> 00:20:14,762
THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

433
00:20:14,845 --> 00:20:16,806
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

434
00:20:16,889 --> 00:20:19,600
WELL, JOEY
YOU CAN'T LET HIM
GET AWAY WITH THAT.

435
00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:21,602
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING
TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT.

436
00:20:21,685 --> 00:20:23,228
I'M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING TO…

437
00:20:23,311 --> 00:20:24,855
NO, I REALLY SHOULDN'T
SAY ANYTHING TO HIM.

438
00:20:24,938 --> 00:20:27,649
NO, I SHOULD SAY
SOMETHING TO HIM!

439
00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:32,863
GUNTHER, I WANT
YOU TO GIVE JOEY
HIS JOB BACK.

440
00:20:32,946 --> 00:20:35,032
THAT IS REALLY NOT FAIR
THAT YOU HAVE TO FIRE…

441
00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:37,451
OKAY.

442
00:20:40,328 --> 00:20:41,246
WHAT?

443
00:20:41,329 --> 00:20:44,375
HE CAN HAVE HIS JOB BACK.

444
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:47,544
THAT'S RIGHT HE CAN HAVE HIS…
JOB BACK.

445
00:20:48,962 --> 00:20:51,548
GLAD WE GOT THAT
ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT.

446
00:20:52,674 --> 00:20:54,176
THERE YOU GO, JOEY.

447
00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:55,511
YOU GOT YOUR JOB BACK.

448
00:20:55,594 --> 00:20:57,179
THAT'S GREAT.
THANKS, RACH.

449
00:20:57,262 --> 00:20:58,639
YEAH, PRETTY NICE, HUH?

450
00:20:58,722 --> 00:21:01,350
NOW WHO'S A PUSHOVER?

451
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:02,351
RACH, YOU'RE IN MY SEAT.

452
00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:04,060
I'M SORRY.

453
00:21:10,108 --> 00:21:11,902
HEY, I NEVER GOT TO HEAR
WHO YOU GUYS WOULD PICK

454
00:21:11,985 --> 00:21:13,278
TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

455
00:21:13,361 --> 00:21:14,905
OH, I'D PICK YOU,
PHOEBE.

456
00:21:14,988 --> 00:21:16,907
OH, YEAH.
DEFINITELY
YOU, PHEEBS.

457
00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:18,659
YEAH, WELL, I KIND OF THOUGHT.

458
00:21:25,874 --> 00:21:26,876
HEY.
OH, HEY.

459
00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:27,959
WAIT. I HAVE
A QUESTION.

460
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,420
IF ONE OF YOU
HAD TO PICK

461
00:21:29,503 --> 00:21:31,129
ONE OF THE OTHER TWO
GUYS TO GO OUT WITH

462
00:21:31,212 --> 00:21:32,381
WHO WOULD YOU PICK?

463
00:21:32,464 --> 00:21:33,758
NO WAY.
I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT.

464
00:21:33,841 --> 00:21:34,842
JOEY.

465
00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:39,179
NO WAY.

466
00:21:39,262 --> 00:21:41,431
I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT.