1 00:00:00,092 --> 00:00:01,678 ROSS, DOUBLE LATTE, $2.75 2 00:00:01,761 --> 00:00:04,598 CHANDLER, COFFEE AND SCONE, $4.25 3 00:00:04,681 --> 00:00:06,433 AND PHEEBS, HERBAL TEA, $1.25. 4 00:00:06,516 --> 00:00:09,436 SO, ALL TOGETHER, THAT'S $12.75. 5 00:00:09,519 --> 00:00:10,979 THIS COMING FROM THE MAN 6 00:00:11,062 --> 00:00:13,105 WHO COULDN'T SPLIT OUR $80 PHONE BILL IN HALF. 7 00:00:14,190 --> 00:00:15,442 HI. HI. 8 00:00:15,525 --> 00:00:17,527 HOW MUCH DO I OWE FOR THE MUFFIN AND LATTE? 9 00:00:17,610 --> 00:00:19,279 THAT'S ON THE HOUSE 10 00:00:19,362 --> 00:00:20,947 COURTESY OF JOEY TRIBBIANI. 11 00:00:21,030 --> 00:00:22,407 OH, GREAT. 12 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,825 WELL, TELL HIM THANKS. 13 00:00:23,908 --> 00:00:26,911 AND SINCE, UH, JOEY SEEMS LIKE SUCH A NICE GUY 14 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,122 MAYBE WE COULD GO ON A DATE SOMETIME. 15 00:00:29,205 --> 00:00:31,750 WELL, HE'S NOT USED TO WOMEN BEING SO FORWARD 16 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:33,669 BUT, UH, I COULD CHECK WITH HIM. 17 00:00:33,752 --> 00:00:35,044 HE SAYS IT'S OKAY. 18 00:00:37,088 --> 00:00:39,132 GREAT. THANKS. BYE-BYE. 19 00:00:39,215 --> 00:00:41,635 HEY, JOEY, HOW COME OUR STUFF ISN'T FREE? 20 00:00:41,718 --> 00:00:43,886 IT WILL BE WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT 21 00:00:43,969 --> 00:00:45,472 IN A TIGHT SKIRT. 22 00:00:45,555 --> 00:00:47,641 THIS IS GREAT. I'M GETTING MORE DATES THAT EVER. 23 00:00:47,724 --> 00:00:49,392 WAIT A MINUTE. 24 00:00:49,475 --> 00:00:51,853 JOEY, YOU'RE ONLY GIVING AWAY FREE STUFF TO THE PRETTY GIRLS? 25 00:00:51,936 --> 00:00:53,229 JOEY, THAT IS SO GROSS. 26 00:00:53,312 --> 00:00:56,107 HOW ABOUT A SCONE ON THE HOUSE, BABY? 27 00:00:57,316 --> 00:00:59,277 I'M PRETTY. 28 00:01:40,652 --> 00:01:42,028 HEY, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY GUM? 29 00:01:42,111 --> 00:01:43,112 OH, I DO. 30 00:01:45,615 --> 00:01:47,659 HERE, SORRY. 31 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:50,829 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 32 00:01:52,956 --> 00:01:54,582 NO. 33 00:01:55,792 --> 00:01:57,669 WAIT A SECOND… 34 00:02:04,008 --> 00:02:05,510 I KNOW IT'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE. 35 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,387 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 36 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:08,430 HEY. 37 00:02:08,513 --> 00:02:09,681 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 38 00:02:09,764 --> 00:02:10,891 SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK? 39 00:02:10,974 --> 00:02:12,225 UH, THEY SENT ME HOME. 40 00:02:12,308 --> 00:02:14,310 THEY SAID I CAN'T WORK IF I'M SICK. 41 00:02:14,393 --> 00:02:15,604 OH! 42 00:02:15,687 --> 00:02:16,688 I'M SORRY YOU'RE SICK. 43 00:02:16,771 --> 00:02:17,856 I'M NOT SICK! 44 00:02:19,649 --> 00:02:20,650 I DON'T GET SICK. 45 00:02:20,733 --> 00:02:22,444 GETTING SICK IS FOR WEAKLINGS. 46 00:02:22,527 --> 00:02:24,320 IT'S FOR PANSIES. 47 00:02:24,403 --> 00:02:26,865 HONEY, NO ONE THINKS THAT YOU'RE A PANSY. 48 00:02:26,948 --> 00:02:30,576 BUT WE DO THINK THAT YOU NEED A TISSUE. 49 00:02:32,829 --> 00:02:35,540 I HAVE NOT BEEN SICK IN OVER THREE YEARS. 50 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:38,668 I'M GOING TO GRAB YOU SOME TISSUE. 51 00:02:38,751 --> 00:02:40,336 I-I DON'T NEED 52 00:02:40,419 --> 00:02:41,421 A TISSUE! 53 00:02:41,504 --> 00:02:42,798 I'M FINE'D! 54 00:02:42,881 --> 00:02:45,300 WHEN YOU PUT A "D" AT THE END OF "FINE" 55 00:02:45,383 --> 00:02:47,969 YOU'RE NOT FINE. 56 00:02:49,094 --> 00:02:51,473 I'M FINE… 'D. 57 00:02:51,556 --> 00:02:52,973 I'M FINE… 'D. 58 00:02:53,056 --> 00:02:54,225 OKAY. 59 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,811 YOU KNOW, IT'S A REALLY HARD WORD TO SAY. 60 00:03:09,949 --> 00:03:10,867 YES? 61 00:03:10,950 --> 00:03:12,034 HI. IS RACHEL HERE? 62 00:03:12,117 --> 00:03:13,202 I'M HER SISTER. 63 00:03:13,285 --> 00:03:14,663 OH, MY GOD! JILL! 64 00:03:14,746 --> 00:03:16,038 OH, MY GOD! RACHEL! 65 00:03:16,121 --> 00:03:17,540 HI! 66 00:03:17,623 --> 00:03:18,583 OH, MY GOD! 67 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:19,876 INTRODUCE US. 68 00:03:19,959 --> 00:03:22,002 WELL, THIS IS CHANDLER. 69 00:03:22,085 --> 00:03:23,546 AND YOU KNOW MONICA AND ROSS. 70 00:03:23,629 --> 00:03:24,965 AND THAT'S PHOEBE 71 00:03:25,048 --> 00:03:26,048 AND THAT'S JOEY. 72 00:03:26,131 --> 00:03:27,383 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 73 00:03:27,466 --> 00:03:28,466 DON'T! 74 00:03:33,138 --> 00:03:35,558 HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 75 00:03:35,641 --> 00:03:37,185 WHICH-WHICH SISTER IS THIS? 76 00:03:37,268 --> 00:03:40,104 IS THIS THE SPOILED ONE OR THE ONE THAT BIT HER? 77 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,606 DADDY CUT ME OFF. 78 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:43,733 NEVER MIND. I GOT IT. 79 00:03:43,816 --> 00:03:45,193 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID TO HIM? 80 00:03:45,276 --> 00:03:46,820 I SAID, "I'M GOING TO HIRE A LAWYER 81 00:03:46,903 --> 00:03:47,946 "AND I'M GOING TO SUE YOU 82 00:03:48,029 --> 00:03:49,405 "AND TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY 83 00:03:49,488 --> 00:03:50,699 AND THEN I'M GOING TO CUT YOU OFF!" 84 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:52,408 WOW, WHAT DID HE SAY? 85 00:03:52,491 --> 00:03:54,369 HE SAID HE WOULDN'T PAY FOR MY LAWYER. 86 00:03:54,452 --> 00:03:57,789 AND THEN HE TOLD ME TO COME HERE AND LEARN ABOUT THE VALUE OF MONEY 87 00:03:57,872 --> 00:04:00,124 FROM THE ONE DAUGHTER HE'S ACTUALLY PROUD OF. 88 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,169 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 89 00:04:03,252 --> 00:04:04,838 MY DAD'S PROUD OF ME. 90 00:04:04,921 --> 00:04:07,382 MY DAD'S PROUD OF ME. 91 00:04:07,465 --> 00:04:08,550 RACH… 92 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:09,592 OH, YEAH, SORRY. 93 00:04:09,675 --> 00:04:11,511 OKAY, HONEY, SO WHAT DID YOU DO 94 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:13,471 THAT MADE DAD CUT YOU OFF? 95 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,932 OKAY, I BOUGHT A BOAT. 96 00:04:16,015 --> 00:04:17,600 YOU BOUGHT A BOAT? 97 00:04:17,683 --> 00:04:20,353 YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T FOR ME, IT WAS FOR A FRIEND. 98 00:04:20,436 --> 00:04:24,189 BOY, DID WE MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SISTER. 99 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,444 JILL, HONEY, I THINK THIS IS THE BEST THING 100 00:04:28,527 --> 00:04:30,321 THAT COULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. 101 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,991 YOU'VE NEEDED TO GET OUT ON YOUR OWN, ANYWAY. 102 00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:34,450 AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN I DID IT 103 00:04:34,533 --> 00:04:35,785 I-I, AT FIRST I WAS SCARED, 104 00:04:35,868 --> 00:04:37,078 BUT THEN, LOOK AT ME NOW. 105 00:04:37,161 --> 00:04:38,162 I AM THE ONLY DAUGHTER 106 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:39,873 THAT DAD IS PROUD OF. 107 00:04:39,956 --> 00:04:41,624 OKAY, THIS IS WHAT 108 00:04:41,707 --> 00:04:42,625 YOU'RE GOING TO DO. 109 00:04:42,708 --> 00:04:44,085 YOU'RE GOING TO GET A JOB. 110 00:04:44,168 --> 00:04:45,837 YOU'RE GOING TO GET AN APARTMENT. 111 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,005 AND THEN I'LL HELP YOU 112 00:04:47,088 --> 00:04:48,715 AND YOU CAN STAY WITH US. 113 00:04:48,798 --> 00:04:49,799 RIGHT, PHEEBS? 114 00:04:49,882 --> 00:04:51,467 OF COURSE, YEAH. 115 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:52,635 OH, THAT'S SO GREAT. 116 00:04:52,718 --> 00:04:54,470 OKAY, I'M REALLY GOING TO DO THIS. 117 00:04:54,553 --> 00:04:56,431 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU GUYS. 118 00:04:56,514 --> 00:04:58,891 OH, I LIKE CARS. 119 00:05:04,939 --> 00:05:06,983 UH, ARE YOU ALL FINISHED HERE? YES. 120 00:05:07,066 --> 00:05:08,943 GREAT. 121 00:05:10,695 --> 00:05:13,448 OKAY, HERE ARE THE TIPS FOR THIS MORNING. 122 00:05:13,531 --> 00:05:14,490 MM. 123 00:05:14,573 --> 00:05:16,034 JAN GETS $50, $50 FOR ME 124 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:18,787 AND JOEY OWES EIGHT DOLLARS. 125 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:20,747 WHAT? 126 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,540 FOR ALL THE FREE FOOD YOU GAVE AWAY. 127 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:23,875 WELL, IF IT'S FREE FOOD 128 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:25,627 HOW COME YOU'RE CHARGING ME FOR IT? 129 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:27,420 WE DON'T GIVE ANYTHING AWAY 130 00:05:27,503 --> 00:05:29,756 UNLESS IT'S SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY. 131 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:33,551 OH… WHA-WHAT IF THEY CAME IN THIRD IN A MODELING CONTEST? 132 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,928 NO. 133 00:05:35,011 --> 00:05:35,929 HMM… 134 00:05:36,012 --> 00:05:37,930 SORRY. 135 00:05:39,932 --> 00:05:42,560 I JUST HAD THE HARDEST DAY. 136 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,646 SOME OF THESE ARE SO HEAVY. 137 00:05:44,729 --> 00:05:46,564 JILL, HOW DID YOU PAY FOR ALL THIS? 138 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,149 I THOUGHT YOUR DAD TOOK AWAY YOUR CREDIT CARD. 139 00:05:49,232 --> 00:05:52,028 OH, PLEASE. I MEMORIZED THOSE NUMBERS WHEN I WAS 15. 140 00:05:53,236 --> 00:05:56,449 BUT, LOOK AT ALL THE COOL MAKE-IT-ON-MY-OWN STUFF I GOT. 141 00:05:56,532 --> 00:05:58,952 THIS IS MY "PLEASE HIRE ME" SWEATER. 142 00:05:59,035 --> 00:06:00,787 AND THESE ARE MY… 143 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:03,832 "DON'T YOU WANT TO RENT ME THIS APARTMENT?" PANTS. 144 00:06:03,915 --> 00:06:06,876 I DON'T THINK CHARGING NEW CLOTHES TO YOUR DAD 145 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:09,671 QUALIFIES AS MAKING IT ON YOUR OWN. 146 00:06:09,754 --> 00:06:12,214 OH, MR. SCIENTIST HAS TO GET ALL TECHNICAL. 147 00:06:12,297 --> 00:06:16,552 SERIOUSLY, I DON'T THINK RACHEL'S GOING TO THINK IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 148 00:06:16,635 --> 00:06:18,262 SO, WHO MADE HER QUEEN OF THE WORLD? 149 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,347 OH, I WOULD LOVE THAT JOB. 150 00:06:21,473 --> 00:06:23,392 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 151 00:06:23,475 --> 00:06:24,477 HEY. 152 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,603 JILL… 153 00:06:27,270 --> 00:06:28,857 DID YOU SHOP? 154 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:30,274 NO. 155 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:32,568 THEY DID. 156 00:06:33,778 --> 00:06:35,863 YEAH, WE WENT SHOPPING! 157 00:06:37,615 --> 00:06:38,867 YOU WENT SHOPPING? 158 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,535 WHAT? AND THEN YOU JUST CAME IN HERE 159 00:06:40,618 --> 00:06:42,620 AND PARADED IT RIGHT UNDER JILL'S NOSE 160 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,539 WHEN YOU KNOW SHE'S TRYING TO QUIT? 161 00:06:44,622 --> 00:06:46,206 WOW, YOU GUYS, IT'S TERRIBLE. 162 00:06:46,289 --> 00:06:47,375 SORRY, JILL. 163 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,751 SORRY-SORRY, JILL. 164 00:06:49,835 --> 00:06:50,795 SO, WHAT 165 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:51,671 DID YOU GET? 166 00:06:51,754 --> 00:06:53,213 OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT 167 00:06:53,296 --> 00:06:57,593 I GOT… THANK YOU, I GOT THIS "I WANT A JOB" SWEATER. 168 00:06:57,676 --> 00:06:58,803 OH. 169 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,806 AND THEN I GOT, UH, THESE… 170 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,391 ARE APARTMENT PANTS. 171 00:07:05,935 --> 00:07:08,146 APARTMENT PANTS? 172 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:11,066 YEAH, YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM? 173 00:07:11,149 --> 00:07:14,069 WELL, NO, OF COURSE, OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF THEM. 174 00:07:14,152 --> 00:07:16,320 ROSS, WHAT DID YOU GET? 175 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:17,405 HUH? 176 00:07:17,488 --> 00:07:22,160 I GOT THIS… THIS. 177 00:07:24,203 --> 00:07:25,413 A PASHMINA? 178 00:07:25,496 --> 00:07:27,581 YEAH. 179 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:31,585 I-I LOVE THESE BABIES. 180 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:35,798 REALLY? 181 00:07:35,881 --> 00:07:36,883 MM. 182 00:07:36,966 --> 00:07:38,384 ROSS, WHAT'S A PASHMINA? 183 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:40,803 IT'S A RUG. 184 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,140 JILL. 185 00:07:46,184 --> 00:07:48,436 I'M SORRY, RACHEL. 186 00:07:48,519 --> 00:07:49,938 OH, COME ON. 187 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:52,232 YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S GOING TO WORK ON ME? 188 00:07:52,315 --> 00:07:53,482 I INVENTED THAT. 189 00:07:53,565 --> 00:07:54,650 RIGHT. 190 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:56,819 BUT I AM SORRY. 191 00:07:56,902 --> 00:07:58,071 ALL RIGHT, IT'S OKAY. 192 00:07:58,154 --> 00:07:59,155 ONE LITTLE SETBACK 193 00:07:59,238 --> 00:08:00,698 IS OKAY. 194 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:02,742 BUT JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? 195 00:08:02,825 --> 00:08:04,077 OKAY. 196 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,912 NOW, SINCE DADDY PAID FOR ALL THIS STUFF 197 00:08:05,995 --> 00:08:07,789 I SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY 198 00:08:07,872 --> 00:08:10,499 BUT I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE… 199 00:08:10,582 --> 00:08:12,126 THE-THE PASHMINA. 200 00:08:14,212 --> 00:08:15,838 AND THE-AND THE, UH, PANTS. 201 00:08:15,921 --> 00:08:18,133 AND, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY 202 00:08:18,216 --> 00:08:21,052 'CAUSE THAT WAY, YOU'LL JUST REALLY LEARN THE LESSON, OKAY? 203 00:08:21,135 --> 00:08:22,095 ALL RIGHTY. 204 00:08:22,178 --> 00:08:23,221 WELL, I'M GOING 205 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:24,639 TO RUN A COUPLE OF ERRANDS 206 00:08:24,722 --> 00:08:26,265 AND I WILL SEE YOU AT DINNER. 207 00:08:29,852 --> 00:08:32,438 SHE TOOK ALL MY STUFF. 208 00:08:32,521 --> 00:08:34,774 YEAH, EVERYTHING BUT… 209 00:08:34,857 --> 00:08:36,525 THE LITTLE BLUE ONE. 210 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,028 OH! THAT'S THE BEST ONE! 211 00:08:39,111 --> 00:08:41,572 OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU SO MUCH! 212 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,991 WELL, HEY… 213 00:08:43,074 --> 00:08:46,161 OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS SO LAME. 214 00:08:46,244 --> 00:08:47,954 LIKE A PASHMINA COULD BE A RUG. 215 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:49,998 OH, YEAH, WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU WITH 216 00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:51,833 "OH, I'M SORRY…" 217 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:53,793 OH, SHUT UP! IT WASN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL. 218 00:08:53,876 --> 00:08:55,878 WHAT ABOUT- WHAT ABOUT WHAT I SAID 219 00:08:55,961 --> 00:08:57,505 ABOUT THE APARTMENT PANTS? 220 00:08:57,588 --> 00:08:58,923 HOW DUMB WAS I? HA! 221 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,427 WERE YOU THIS CUTE IN HIGH SCHOOL? 222 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,013 OH, STOP. 223 00:09:05,096 --> 00:09:06,264 NO, YOU STOP. 224 00:09:06,347 --> 00:09:07,265 NO, YOU STOP. 225 00:09:07,348 --> 00:09:08,432 YOU STOP. 226 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,767 OKAY, OKAY, WHY DON'T I SIT HERE 227 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,269 AND THEN YOU'LL BOTH STOP IT. 228 00:09:14,479 --> 00:09:16,565 OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 229 00:09:16,648 --> 00:09:19,152 LET'S DO SOMETHING CRAZY! 230 00:09:19,235 --> 00:09:22,446 I KNOW. LET'S REST AND DRINK LOTS OF FLUIDS. 231 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:26,617 OKAY, I'LL REST, BUT, YOU KNOW, IF I'M GOING TO BED 232 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,452 THEN YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 233 00:09:30,913 --> 00:09:33,166 SEE, THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO RESIST 234 00:09:33,249 --> 00:09:36,294 IF YOU WEREN'T ALL DRIPPY HERE. 235 00:09:37,962 --> 00:09:42,800 ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET WITH THIS? 236 00:09:47,012 --> 00:09:49,224 YEAH, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD SAY THAT 237 00:09:49,307 --> 00:09:50,808 EVEN WHEN YOU'RE HEALTHY. 238 00:09:52,935 --> 00:09:54,353 OH, COME ON. 239 00:09:56,981 --> 00:09:58,900 DON'T TAKE THIS PERSONALLY, OKAY. 240 00:09:58,983 --> 00:10:02,320 IT'S JUST THAT I JUST CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A SICK PERSON. 241 00:10:02,403 --> 00:10:03,988 I'M WITH YOU, CHANDLER. 242 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,908 I MEAN, I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A SICK PERSON, EITHER. 243 00:10:06,991 --> 00:10:07,909 IT'S DISGUSTING. 244 00:10:07,992 --> 00:10:09,035 BUT I'M NOT SICK. 245 00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:10,369 LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU. 246 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:17,001 WE ARE TWO HEALTHY PEOPLE AT THE PRIBE OF LIBE. 247 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,461 SEE, THAT'S THE THING. 248 00:10:19,544 --> 00:10:22,840 I WOULD LIKE TO STAY IN THE PRAHM-UB-LABH. 249 00:10:24,842 --> 00:10:26,386 HEY. 250 00:10:26,469 --> 00:10:27,970 HEY. WHAT'S UP? 251 00:10:28,053 --> 00:10:31,807 UM… I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD MAYBE KNOW. 252 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:34,685 WELL, IT BETTER NOT BE ABOUT THE APARTMENT PANTS 253 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:38,231 BECAUSE I JUST PITCHED THE IDEA TO MY BOSS AT RALPH LAUREN 254 00:10:38,314 --> 00:10:39,357 AND SHE LOVED IT. 255 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:40,858 OH, NO, NO, IT'S JUST… 256 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,069 I WAS, UM, I WAS WITH ROSS AND JILL 257 00:10:43,152 --> 00:10:45,487 AFTER YOU LEFT AND, UM, I'M PRETTY SURE 258 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:47,990 I SAW A LITTLE SPARK BETWEEN THEM. 259 00:10:48,073 --> 00:10:49,284 WHAT? 260 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:51,035 YEAH, I MEAN IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING 261 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,620 BUT I JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU 262 00:10:52,703 --> 00:10:54,622 THAT THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING THERE. 263 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:55,915 WITH ROSS AND JILL? 264 00:10:55,998 --> 00:10:56,832 YEAH. 265 00:10:56,915 --> 00:10:59,377 WITH ROSS AND MY SISTER? 266 00:11:00,919 --> 00:11:02,422 YEAH. 267 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:05,633 WITH MY SISTER, JILL, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND, ROSS? 268 00:11:05,716 --> 00:11:06,926 YEAH. 269 00:11:07,009 --> 00:11:08,928 OH, THERE IS NO WAY. 270 00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:09,804 OKAY, THEN. 271 00:11:09,887 --> 00:11:11,139 OH, MY GOD! 272 00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:12,974 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT! 273 00:11:13,057 --> 00:11:14,016 I DON'T REALLY LIKE IT 274 00:11:14,099 --> 00:11:15,393 WHEN ROSS GOES OUT WITH ANYONE 275 00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:16,644 BUT MY SISTER? 276 00:11:16,727 --> 00:11:18,813 ISN'T THAT LIKE INCEST OR SOMETHING? 277 00:11:18,896 --> 00:11:20,064 OH, MY GOD 278 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,857 AND THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE SEX. 279 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,484 OH, NO, AND WHAT IF HE MARRIES HER, TOO? 280 00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,321 OH, THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE. 281 00:11:26,404 --> 00:11:28,072 THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE. 282 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,073 AND I CAN'T STOP IT. 283 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,366 I DON'T OWN ROSS, YOU KNOW 284 00:11:30,449 --> 00:11:31,826 AND JILL, SHE SHOULD BE ABLE 285 00:11:31,909 --> 00:11:33,828 TO DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT SHE WANTS TO DO. 286 00:11:33,911 --> 00:11:35,579 AND, OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE 287 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,415 ROSS IS MARRYING MY LITTLE SISTER. 288 00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:39,583 OH, MY GOD. THIS IS JUST THE WORST THING 289 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,501 THAT COULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 290 00:11:41,584 --> 00:11:46,173 BUT GREAT NEWS ABOUT THE APARTMENT PANTS, HUH? 291 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,427 THAT'LL BE $3.85. 292 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:51,095 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YESTERDAY YOU SAID 293 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,181 I WAS TOO PRETTY TO PAY FOR STUFF. 294 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:57,685 IT'S JUST I CAN'T BECAUSE MY MANAGER SAID THAT… 295 00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:07,403 AMY. 296 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,993 HEY, THAT'S WEIRD. 297 00:12:14,076 --> 00:12:15,328 TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY, TOO. 298 00:12:15,411 --> 00:12:17,829 YEAH, NOT IN HERE IT ISN'T. 299 00:12:20,165 --> 00:12:21,501 SORRY I'M LATE. 300 00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:22,584 WHAT'S UP? 301 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:23,752 OH, HI. 302 00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:25,713 UH, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO SEE 303 00:12:25,796 --> 00:12:29,217 IF THERE WERE ANY LEADS ON THE OLD JOB FRONT. 304 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:32,387 OH, NO, BUT I JUST WALKED PAST THREE SALES AND I DIDN'T GO IN. 305 00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:33,388 HOW STRONG AM I? 306 00:12:33,471 --> 00:12:34,972 OH… 307 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,556 THAT IS GREAT. 308 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:39,143 HEY, YOU KNOW WHO DOESN'T HAVE TO JOB HUNT? 309 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,186 ROSS. 310 00:12:40,269 --> 00:12:41,812 HE WORKS AT THE UNIVERSITY. 311 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,189 YEAH. 312 00:12:43,272 --> 00:12:45,441 SO YOU KNOW THAT. YOU GUYS TALKED ABOUT THAT. 313 00:12:45,524 --> 00:12:48,194 SO YOU GET ALONG. SO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GO OUT? 314 00:12:48,277 --> 00:12:49,945 ME GO OUT WITH ROSS? 315 00:12:50,028 --> 00:12:51,822 NO. 316 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:52,907 GOD, NO! 317 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:54,409 WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT? 318 00:12:54,492 --> 00:12:56,494 IT'S JUST… PHOEBE… SAID SHE, YOU KNOW 319 00:12:56,577 --> 00:12:58,704 THOUGHT SHE SAW SOMETHING BETWEEN YOU GUYS. 320 00:12:58,787 --> 00:12:59,705 NO. 321 00:12:59,788 --> 00:13:00,956 I MEAN, HE'S NICE. 322 00:13:01,039 --> 00:13:02,666 HE'S THE KIND OF GUY YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH 323 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,460 BUT HE'S NOT THE KIND OF GUY YOU DATE. 324 00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:06,212 I MEAN, HE'S THE KIND OF GUY YOU DATE 325 00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:07,338 'CAUSE YOU DID, BUT… 326 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:09,257 ME… 327 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,467 NOT SO MUCH. 328 00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:13,553 NOT SO MUCH. 329 00:13:13,636 --> 00:13:14,887 UM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 330 00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:17,848 I MEAN, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ROSS? 331 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,058 OH, NO, NO, NO. 332 00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:20,560 HE'S JUST… I DON'T KNOW. 333 00:13:20,643 --> 00:13:22,937 YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST A LITTLE… BOOKISH. 334 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:25,856 ARE YOU SAYING HE'S A GEEK? 335 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,691 YOU THINK SO, TOO? 336 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:30,986 NO. NO, ROSS IS NOT A GEEK. 337 00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:32,196 FINE. 338 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,073 THEN LET'S JUST SAY HE'S NOT MY TYPE. 339 00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:35,991 HANDSOME IS NOT YOUR TYPE? 340 00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:38,244 SMART, KIND, GOOD KISSER? 341 00:13:38,327 --> 00:13:40,620 WHAT? THOSE THINGS AREN'T ON YOUR LIST? 342 00:13:40,703 --> 00:13:41,914 ROSS IS A GREAT GUY. 343 00:13:41,997 --> 00:13:44,125 YOU WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE WITH HIM. 344 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,918 WELL, OKAY, IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU 345 00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:47,169 THEN I'LL JUST ASK HIM OUT. 346 00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:48,254 OH, NO, NO. 347 00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:49,589 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 348 00:13:49,672 --> 00:13:50,923 I WAS JUST TRYING… 349 00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:52,508 YOU KNOW WHAT, RACHEL. YOU'RE RIGHT. 350 00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,510 YOU KNOW, HE HAS BEEN REALLY NICE TO ME. 351 00:13:54,593 --> 00:13:57,138 YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT YOUR TYPE. 352 00:13:57,221 --> 00:13:59,140 YEAH, BUT MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD THING. 353 00:13:59,223 --> 00:14:02,268 YOU KNOW, I'M DOING ALL THESE DIFFERENT SORTS OF THINGS. 354 00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:04,770 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TRY DATING A GEEK, TOO. 355 00:14:04,853 --> 00:14:09,691 YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO TRY TOO MUCH, TOO FAST. 356 00:14:09,774 --> 00:14:11,402 YOU KNOW, I MEAN 357 00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:14,029 YOU DO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LITTLE GIRL 358 00:14:14,112 --> 00:14:16,240 WHO TRIED TOO MUCH TOO FAST, DON'T YOU? 359 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,284 WHAT? 360 00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:22,037 SHE-SHE DIED, JILL. 361 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,377 CHANDLER! 362 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:31,964 OH, WHAT IS IT, HONEY? 363 00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:33,257 YOU NEED SOME TEA? 364 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,717 SOME SOUP? 365 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,345 OH, OH, OH! 366 00:14:40,389 --> 00:14:42,683 CALLING DR. BING… 367 00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:45,311 DR. BING, TO THE BED. 368 00:14:45,394 --> 00:14:47,396 OH, GEEZ, HONEY, I THOUGHT… 369 00:14:47,479 --> 00:14:49,357 I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP. 370 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,983 HOW CAN I BE ASLEEP 371 00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:54,236 KNOWING THAT YOU WERE IN THE NEXT ROOM? 372 00:14:55,613 --> 00:14:57,114 I WAS ASLEEP. 373 00:15:01,118 --> 00:15:02,453 OH, NO, NO, NO, HONEY. 374 00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:03,787 YOU KNOW WHAT'S SEXY? 375 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,039 LAYERS. 376 00:15:05,122 --> 00:15:08,543 LAYERS ARE SEXY… AND BLANKETS ARE SEXY 377 00:15:08,626 --> 00:15:10,794 AND, OH, HOT WATER BOTTLES ARE SEXY. 378 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:11,920 COME ON, GET INTO BED. 379 00:15:12,003 --> 00:15:13,589 I WANT TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT SICK. 380 00:15:13,672 --> 00:15:16,841 I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL… AS GOOD AS I FEEL. 381 00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:21,263 WOULD YOU PLEASE GET SOME REST? 382 00:15:21,346 --> 00:15:22,346 I'M FINE… 383 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,403 YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT. 384 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:37,613 WHAT? NO, NO, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY. 385 00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:38,989 YOU'VE SUNG HAPPY BIRTHDAY 386 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,575 TO 20 DIFFERENT WOMEN TODAY. 387 00:15:40,658 --> 00:15:41,742 BUT IT REALLY… 388 00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:43,202 YOU ARE NO LONGER AUTHORIZED 389 00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:44,953 TO DISTRIBUTE BIRTHDAY MUFFINS. 390 00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:47,372 DAMN IT! 391 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,668 RACH. 392 00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:53,295 HI. HI. 393 00:15:53,378 --> 00:15:55,797 DID YOU TELL YOUR SISTER TO ASK ME OUT? 394 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,299 WELL, YEAH… 395 00:15:57,382 --> 00:15:58,467 OH, WOW! 396 00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,844 I MEAN, WOW! 397 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,723 I THINK SHE'S CUTE 398 00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:06,058 BUT I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 399 00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:08,352 OF GOING OUT WITH HER… NEVER! 400 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,062 REALLY? 401 00:16:10,145 --> 00:16:12,565 YEAH, BUT AFTER YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY, I FIGURED, WHY NOT? 402 00:16:12,648 --> 00:16:16,652 OH, SO… SO, NOT REALLY NEVER? 403 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,070 I HAVE TO SAY 404 00:16:18,153 --> 00:16:20,656 YOU ARE A MUCH BIGGER PERSON THAN I AM. 405 00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:23,492 I MEAN, AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH 406 00:16:23,575 --> 00:16:24,702 I JUST… 407 00:16:24,785 --> 00:16:26,161 I WISH I HAD A BROTHER TO RECIPROCATE. 408 00:16:26,244 --> 00:16:28,372 OH. 409 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,082 IF YOU EVER WANT TO GO OUT WITH MONICA 410 00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:31,083 YOU HAVE MY BLESSING. 411 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,626 AND MINE. 412 00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:36,964 CHANDLER? 413 00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:39,508 I THINK I'M SICK. 414 00:16:39,591 --> 00:16:40,760 REALLY? 415 00:16:40,843 --> 00:16:44,095 STRUCK DOWN IN THE PRIB OF LIBE. 416 00:16:45,764 --> 00:16:48,350 OKAY, FINE, I ADMIT IT. 417 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:50,352 I FEEL TERRIBLE. 418 00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:52,270 WILL YOU PLEASE RUB THIS ON MY CHEST? 419 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,024 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 420 00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:57,818 YOU ARE NOT GETTING ME THIS WAY. 421 00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,695 I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP. 422 00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:02,239 NO, NO, NO, NO! 423 00:17:03,741 --> 00:17:05,159 FINE, I'LL JUST RUB IT ON MYSELF. 424 00:17:05,242 --> 00:17:06,535 OKAY. 425 00:17:25,763 --> 00:17:27,431 SO, YOU'RE JUST… 426 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,850 KIND OF RUBBING IT ON YOURSELF? 427 00:17:31,309 --> 00:17:32,394 YEAH? 428 00:17:32,477 --> 00:17:34,354 IT'S NICE. 429 00:17:35,898 --> 00:17:37,149 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 430 00:17:37,232 --> 00:17:38,693 IS THIS TURNING YOU ON? 431 00:17:38,776 --> 00:17:41,236 YES. 432 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:42,655 WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 433 00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:44,323 WHAT IS IT? IS IT THE RUBBING OR THE SMELL? 434 00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:47,201 IT'S ALL VERY, VERY GOOD. 435 00:17:47,284 --> 00:17:48,911 OH… 436 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:54,750 SO, YOU WANT TO GO, UH… 437 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,042 MIX IT UP? 438 00:17:57,335 --> 00:17:59,797 NOT NOW, I'M SICK. 439 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,340 OH, COME ON, YOU BIG FAKER! 440 00:18:01,423 --> 00:18:03,175 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR RULE 441 00:18:03,258 --> 00:18:05,845 ABOUT NEVER SLEEPING WITH SICK PEOPLE? 442 00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:08,263 WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE ALL THE… 443 00:18:08,346 --> 00:18:10,265 VAPORIZING ACTION. 444 00:18:10,348 --> 00:18:13,602 OKAY, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX. 445 00:18:13,685 --> 00:18:14,685 OKAY! 446 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,941 WORKED LIKE A CHARM. 447 00:18:22,611 --> 00:18:23,529 HI. 448 00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:24,905 HI. 449 00:18:24,988 --> 00:18:26,448 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 450 00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:28,617 THIS IS WHERE ROSS AND I ARE MEETING FOR OUR DATE. 451 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:31,745 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 452 00:18:32,871 --> 00:18:34,080 WELL, I… I DON'T LIKE IT. 453 00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:36,417 REALLY? 454 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,585 IT'S KIND OF SLUTTY. 455 00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:41,630 IT'S YOURS. 456 00:18:41,713 --> 00:18:44,925 YEAH, WELL, I'M… I'M A SLUT. 457 00:18:46,343 --> 00:18:48,553 ME, TOO. 458 00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:52,307 HEY. 459 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:53,475 HI, JILL. 460 00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:55,811 HI… 461 00:18:55,894 --> 00:18:56,729 RACHEL! 462 00:18:56,812 --> 00:18:58,230 RACHEL. 463 00:18:58,313 --> 00:18:59,607 WELL… 464 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:02,984 YOU'RE NOT AT HOME. YOU'RE, YOU'RE RIGHT HERE. 465 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,361 YEAH, I KNOW. 466 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,364 I BET YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WEIRD… 467 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,199 BUT IT'S NOT. 468 00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:16,248 OKAY. 469 00:19:16,331 --> 00:19:18,918 SO, WELL, I'LL, UM… 470 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:20,627 I'LL HAVE HER HOME BY MIDNIGHT. 471 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:43,442 WHY AREN'T YOU HOME YET? 472 00:19:43,525 --> 00:19:44,776 IS SOMEONE THERE? 473 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,071 OH, YEAH, IT'S ME. 474 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,406 SORRY. 475 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,991 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 476 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:53,702 UH, I'M JUST… 477 00:19:53,785 --> 00:19:56,204 I'M JUST LOOKING OUT YOUR WINDOW… 478 00:19:56,287 --> 00:19:57,414 AT THE VIEW. 479 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,708 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 480 00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,086 WE GOT SOME VAPO-RUB IN SOME PLACES. 481 00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,133 OH! 482 00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:11,178 OH, HE BROUGHT HER BACK TO HIS APARTMENT. 483 00:20:11,261 --> 00:20:13,096 WHO? 484 00:20:17,559 --> 00:20:19,311 IS THAT YOUR SISTER? 485 00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:23,524 OH, SHE IS A SLUT! 486 00:20:23,607 --> 00:20:24,859 OH, MY GOD. 487 00:20:24,942 --> 00:20:26,318 ROSS IS ON A DATE WITH YOUR SISTER? 488 00:20:26,401 --> 00:20:27,444 HOW WEIRD IS THAT? 489 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,696 OH, MY GOD, LOOK, LOOK. 490 00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:30,238 HE'S TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES. 491 00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:32,867 HE'S TAKING OFF HER COAT. 492 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:35,285 OH, THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE. 493 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,078 OH, NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S A FIRST DATE. 494 00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:38,747 I'M SURE THAT NOTHING IS GOING TO… 495 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,628 OH! 496 00:20:45,963 --> 00:20:47,088 OOH-HOO… 497 00:20:47,171 --> 00:20:48,840 HE'S GOING TO GET SOME. 498 00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:54,137 OF THE GLARE… 499 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,932 FROM THE STREETLIGHT… OUT OF HIS APARTMENT. 500 00:20:57,015 --> 00:21:00,769 YOU KNOW, SO, UM… HE'S CLOSED THE DRAPES THERE 501 00:21:00,852 --> 00:21:04,648 SO HE CAN HAVE A NICE, PLEASANT CONVERSATION 502 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,859 WITH YOUR LITTLE SISTER. 503 00:21:06,942 --> 00:21:09,569 WELL, I'M OFF TO BED.