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OH. SORRY.

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I HEAR DIVORCE, I
IMMEDIATELY GO TO ROSS.

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WHO-WHO'S BARRY AND MINDY?

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BARRY WAS THE GUY
THAT I ALMOST MARRIED

5
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AND MINDY WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

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WASN'T HE CHEATING
ON YOU WITH HER?

7
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YEAH, BUT THAT JUST MEANS

8
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THAT HE WAS FALLING ASLEEP
ON TOP OF HER INSTEAD OF ME.

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AH.

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GOD, COULD YOU IMAGINE
IF I'D ACTUALLY MARRIED HIM?

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HOW DIFFERENT WOULD MY LIFE BE?

12
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I KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN.

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I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED
HOW DIFFERENT MY LIFE WOULD BE

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IF I'D NEVER GOTTEN DIVORCED.

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WHICH TIME?
THE FIRST TIME.

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NO, SERIOUSLY,
IMAGINE IF CAROL

17
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HADN'T REALIZED
SHE WAS A LESBIAN.

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I CAN'T.

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I KEEP SEEING IT THE GOOD WAY.

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I BET I'D STILL BE DOING
MY KARA-TE.

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TOWARDS THE END OF OUR MARRIAGE,
I WAS DOING A LOT OF KARATE

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AS A WAY
OF RELEASING THE TENSION

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FROM, YOU KNOW, NOT DOING
ANYTHING ELSE PHYSICAL.

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MAYBE THE PROBLEM WAS

25
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YOU WERE PRONOUNCING
IT "KARA-TE."

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WHAT IF I WAS STILL FAT?

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Y-YOU WOULDN'T BE DATING ME,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

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SURE I WOULD.

29
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OH, YEAH.
OH, COME ON.

30
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WHAT? YOU GUYS
REALLY THINK I'M
THAT SHALLOW?

31
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NO, I JUST THINK
MONICA WAS THAT FAT.

32
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HEY, IMAGINE
IF I'D NEVER GOT FIRED

33
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OFF DAYS OF OUR LIVES.

34
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HEY, HEY, THERE'S CAROL AGAIN.

35
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WHAT IF I HAD HAD THE
GUTS TO QUIT MY JOB?

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I'D PROBABLY BE WRITING
FOR THE NEW YORKER…

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BEING PAID TO BE FUNNY.

38
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BUT MY JOB'S FUN, TOO.

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I MEAN… TOMORROW, I…
I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A TIE.

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WHAT IF I HAD TAKEN THAT JOB
AT MERRILL LYNCH?

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WHAT?
WHAT?

42
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MERRILL LYNCH?

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YEAH. I HAD A MASSAGE CLIENT
WHO WORKED THERE

44
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AND HE SAID
I HAD A KNACK FOR STOCKS.

45
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WHY DIDN'T YOU
TAKE THE JOB?

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BECAUSE AT THAT TIME, YOU SEE

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I THOUGHT THAT EVERYTHING
THAT RHYMED WAS TRUE.

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SO, I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW,
IF I WORKED WITH STOCKS

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I'D HAVE TO LIVE IN A BOX
AND ONLY EAT LOX

50
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AND HAVE A PET FOX…

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HEY, DO YOU GUYS THINK
IF ALL THOSE THINGS HAPPENED

52
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WE'D STILL HANG OUT?

53
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OH, MY GOD.
RACHEL GREEN?

54
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ROB TILLMAN.

55
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NO…

56
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NO, NO, IT'S ME, ROSS.

57
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OH! I'M SORRY…
ROSS TILLMAN. OH!

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NO. NO, NO.

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ROSS GELLER.

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OH, OF COURSE!

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MONICA'S BROTHER!

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YEAH, RIGHT.

63
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WOW! HOW ARE YOU?

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GOOD. GOO…
I'M, I'M MARRIED.

65
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OH. ME, TOO.

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OH. WELL, OH…

67
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ISN'T IT THE BEST?

68
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OH, IT'S THE BEST.

69
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SO, UM, HOW'S MONICA?

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OH, REALLY,
REALLY GREAT.

71
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ACTUALLY, SHE'S RIGHT
DOWN THE STREET.

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UM, DO YOU…?
YOU KNOW WHAT?

73
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YOU SHOULD STOP
BY AND SAY HI.

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OH, I WOULD LOVE TO.

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OH, OH, SHE'D BE SO EXCITED.

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OH, OKAY.
COME ON.

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WAIT. DON'T YOU HAVE TO PAY
FOR YOUR… BUSTY LADIES?

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NO, NO, NO, T-THAT'S OKAY.

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SOME, SOME KID ASKED ME
TO PICK IT UP FOR HIM

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BUT I…

81
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OH, OKAY.

82
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SO, MONICA

83
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STILL GOING OUT WITH
DR. BORING, HUH?

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HE'S NOT BORING.

85
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HE'S JUST…

86
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HE'S JUST LOW KEY.

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HERE WE GO.

88
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ONE HAZELNUT LATTE.

89
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THANK YOU.

90
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YOU KNOW

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THE HAZELNUT…
ACTUALLY NOT A NUT.

92
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IT'S A SEED.

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WOW.

94
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CAN ANYONE ELSE
NAME A WELL-KNOWN SEED

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THAT'S BEEN MASQUERADING
AS A NUT?

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OH, DEAR GOD, LET ME THINK.

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HEY.

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HEY.

99
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OH, NO. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

100
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I JUST GOT
ANOTHER REJECTION LETTER.

101
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THEY SAID MY WRITING WAS FUNNY,
JUST NOT "ARCHIE COMIC FUNNY."

102
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YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?

103
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I GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE HOSPITAL.

104
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ALL RIGHT. MMM.

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OKAY.
BYE.

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OH, UH…

107
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BY THE WAY, THE ANSWER IS…

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THE BRAZIL NUT.

109
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AH.

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WAS HIS QUESTION
"WHAT'S MORE BORING THAN HIM?"

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HEY, MAN, LOOK,
SORRY ABOUT THAT ARCHIE THING.

112
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YOU NEED ME
TO GIVE YOU SOME MONEY?

113
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HEY, I MAY HAVE NO MONEY,
BUT I STILL HAVE MY PRIDE.

114
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REALLY?

115
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EH…

116
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HEY, MAYBE JOEY DOESN'T HAVE
TO GIVE YOU THE MONEY.

117
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TV STARS HAVE ASSISTANTS,
RIGHT?

118
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THAT'S AN IDEA.

119
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HEY, IF I HIRED AN ASSISTANT,
WOULD YOU TAKE MONEY FROM HER?

120
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NO, JOEY.

121
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CHANDLER COULD BE
YOUR ASSISTANT.

122
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SEE, HE COULD ANSWER
ALL YOUR FAN MAIL AND STUFF.

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THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

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LET'S DO THAT.

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IT COULD GIVE ME TIME TO WRITE.

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ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
WELCOME ABOARD.

127
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OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.

128
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I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM

129
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AND SINCE I DON'T NEED
ASSISTANCE IN THERE

130
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TAKE A BREAK!

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ALL RIGHT.

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HEY.

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HEY, PHOEBE.

134
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GUESS WHAT?
WHAT?

135
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JOEY JUST HIRED CHANDLER
TO BE HIS ASSISTANT.

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OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

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OH! HANG ON!

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HANG ON!

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GO.

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NO. NO, NO.

141
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I SAID SELL WHEN IT HITS 50.

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FIVE-"O". IT'S A NUMBER.

143
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IT COMES AFTER FOUR-NINE.

144
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OH, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

145
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YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE MISTAKE.

146
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JUST KIDDING.

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YOU ARE, OF COURSE, FIRED.

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OH…!

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HEY, MON. MON.

150
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LOOK WHO I RAN INTO.

151
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OH, MY GOD! RACHEL!

152
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GOSH, YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!

153
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OH, SO DO YOU!

154
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DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?

155
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YOU'RE SO SWEET TO NOTICE!

156
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YES, I LOST
THREE-AND-A-HALF POUNDS!

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AH!

158
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AND, UH, YOU REMEMBER
MY FRIEND CHANDLER.

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AND, UH,
AND THAT'S PHOEBE OVER THERE.

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HI.

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OH, MY GOD!
SIT DOWN.

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HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE WE'VE SEEN EACH OTHER?

163
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1987…

164
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THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS.

165
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SHAUN McMAHAN'S PARTY.

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I PLAYED YOU
ONE OF MY SONGS…

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YOU KNOW, UH

168
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"INTERPLANETARY
COURTSHIP RITUAL."

169
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OH, YEAH.

170
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RIGHT.

171
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SO, UH, DO YOU
STILL DO MUSIC?

172
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WELL, SOMETIMES.

173
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YOU SHOULD COME OVER.

174
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I'LL PLAY YOU
ONE OF MY…

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OH, MY GOD!

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JOEY TRIBBIANI
FROM DAYS OF OUR LIVES

177
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JUST WALKED IN HERE.

178
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RACH, HE'S A FRIEND OF OURS.

179
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YOU ARE FRIENDS
WITH DR. DRAKE RAMORAY?

180
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MM-HMM.

181
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WELL, IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO BE FRIENDS WITH DRAKE

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BECAUSE OF HIS BUSY SCHEDULE,
AND THE FACT THAT HE'S NOT REAL.

183
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HEY, HEY, OR I COULD BRING
MY KEYBOARD HERE SOMETIME.

184
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HE'S COMING OVER,
HE'S COMING OVER.

185
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JOEY…
I KNOW. HERE, HERE.

186
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OH…!

187
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NO.

188
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THIS IS MY FRIEND, RACHEL.

189
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WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
TOGETHER.

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HI.
HI!

191
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I LOVE YOU ON THAT SHOW!

192
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OH…

193
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I WATCH YOU
EVERY DAY.

194
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I MEAN, WHEN YOU TOOK
OUT YOUR OWN KIDNEY

195
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TO SAVE YOUR EX-WIFE

196
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EVEN THOUGH SHE
TRIED TO KILL YOU…

197
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WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE
TO MEET THE FANS.

198
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AH…!

199
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SHE'S NOT CRAZY, IS SHE?

200
00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:49,589
NO, SHE'S COOL.

201
00:07:49,672 --> 00:07:50,924
SO, UH…

202
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HOW YOU DOING?

203
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HANG ON.

204
00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:03,728
HANG ON.

205
00:08:03,811 --> 00:08:06,773
HANG ON.

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00:08:06,856 --> 00:08:08,024
GO.

207
00:08:08,107 --> 00:08:09,650
WHO IS THIS?

208
00:08:09,733 --> 00:08:11,736
OH, OKAY. YOU'RE GOING
TO LIKE WORKING FOR ME.

209
00:08:11,819 --> 00:08:13,029
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

210
00:08:13,112 --> 00:08:15,949
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS BRINDY?

211
00:08:16,032 --> 00:08:19,452
I… WHATEVE… STOP TALKING.

212
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ALL RIGHT, FROM NOW ON,
YOUR NAME IS JOAN.

213
00:08:23,246 --> 00:08:25,290
YOU CAN PICK YOUR OWN LAST NAME.

214
00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,586
HEY, THERE YOU ARE.

215
00:08:28,669 --> 00:08:30,546
UH-OH, IT'S MY BOSS.

216
00:08:30,629 --> 00:08:32,590
ALL RIGHT,
HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS

217
00:08:32,673 --> 00:08:33,883
FOR YOU TO DO TODAY.

218
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MAN, THIS IS GOING
TO BE SO GREAT.

219
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.

220
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I GOT TO GO TO WORK.

221
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I'M DELIVERING TWINS TODAY,
BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM… IS MINE.

222
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"DROP OFF MY DRY CLEANING,
PICK UP MY VITAMINS…

223
00:08:50,232 --> 00:08:52,151
"TEACH ME
HOW TO SPELL VITAMINS…

224
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WEAR IN MY NEW JEANS."

225
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YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU ARE,
DON'T YOU?

226
00:08:59,909 --> 00:09:02,161
WHAT?
YOU'RE HIS BITCH.

227
00:09:02,244 --> 00:09:04,789
NO! NO!

228
00:09:04,872 --> 00:09:06,415
NO!

229
00:09:06,498 --> 00:09:08,876
WAIT. YOU DIDN'T JUST SIT
ON MY KIT KATS, DID YOU?

230
00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:12,463
NO. THERE WAS A LITTLE,
LITTLE DIP IN THE MARKET

231
00:09:12,546 --> 00:09:14,632
AND I LOST $13 MILLION.

232
00:09:14,715 --> 00:09:17,677
BUT THE KIT KATS
ARE ALL RIGHT?

233
00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,971
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

234
00:09:20,054 --> 00:09:22,015
I CAN'T CALL MY OFFICE…
THEY'LL KILL ME.

235
00:09:22,098 --> 00:09:24,558
I CAN'T CALL MY CLIENTS…
THEY'LL KILL THEMSELVES.

236
00:09:24,641 --> 00:09:25,893
GREAT. NOW MY CHEST HURTS.

237
00:09:25,976 --> 00:09:26,936
WHAT?

238
00:09:27,019 --> 00:09:28,813
MY CHEST HURTS.

239
00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:30,397
OH…

240
00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,066
YEAH, AND NOW I,
I CAN'T BREATHE.

241
00:09:32,149 --> 00:09:34,360
ARE YOU HAVING A HEART ATTACK?

242
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:37,196
IF I WERE, WOULD I
HAVE SHOOTING PAINS UP
AND DOWN MY LEFT ARM?

243
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YES.

244
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THEN, YES, THAT
IS WHAT I'M HAVING.

245
00:09:41,366 --> 00:09:43,077
OH, MY GOD!

246
00:09:47,414 --> 00:09:49,208
COME ON, PHEEBS, IT'S NOT

247
00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:50,209
THAT BAD.

248
00:09:50,292 --> 00:09:51,711
MOST PEOPLE
WOULD BE EXCITED

249
00:09:51,794 --> 00:09:53,504
IF THEY DIDN'T
HAVE TO WORK FOR
A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

250
00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:55,715
MOST PEOPLE
DON'T LIKE THEIR JOBS.

251
00:09:55,798 --> 00:09:57,008
I LOVE MY JOB.

252
00:09:57,091 --> 00:09:59,093
I'VE BEEN NOT WORKING
FOR THREE HOURS

253
00:09:59,176 --> 00:10:00,928
AND I'M ALREADY GOING CRAZY.

254
00:10:01,011 --> 00:10:02,847
I MISS JOAN.

255
00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:06,517
HONEY, HAVING A HEART ATTACK
IS NATURE'S WAY OF TELLING YOU

256
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,727
TO SLOW IT DOWN.

257
00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,645
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
HAVING A HEART ATTACK

258
00:10:09,728 --> 00:10:11,814
WAS NATURE'S WAY
OF TELLING YOU TO DIE.

259
00:10:13,274 --> 00:10:15,109
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO DIE.

260
00:10:15,192 --> 00:10:17,028
I MEAN,
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

261
00:10:17,111 --> 00:10:19,405
BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO DIE TODAY.

262
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:20,739
I WISH I WAS DEAD.

263
00:10:22,616 --> 00:10:23,868
LET'S TAKE A WALK.

264
00:10:23,951 --> 00:10:25,912
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD CONSIDER WRITING

265
00:10:25,995 --> 00:10:27,997
FOR TALKING OUT OF
YOUR ASS MAGAZINE.

266
00:10:30,332 --> 00:10:33,044
SO, WHAT'S GOING
ON WITH YOU?

267
00:10:33,127 --> 00:10:38,423
WELL, UM, I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT MORE OF MY KARA-TE.

268
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,095
STILL GOING THROUGH THAT
DRY SPELL WITH CAROL?

269
00:10:42,178 --> 00:10:43,387
YEAH.

270
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,098
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE YOU'VE HAD SEX?

271
00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:47,600
WELL… LAST WEEKEND…

272
00:10:47,683 --> 00:10:49,393
OH, THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

273
00:10:49,476 --> 00:10:51,437
…WILL BE TWO MONTHS…

274
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,982
SINCE I STOPPED TRYING.

275
00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:57,526
MAYBE YOU NEED TO SPICE
THINGS UP A LITTLE.

276
00:10:57,609 --> 00:10:59,195
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DON'T KNOW.

277
00:10:59,278 --> 00:11:01,072
YOU COULD TIE HER UP,
SHE COULD TIE YOU UP

278
00:11:01,155 --> 00:11:02,698
YOU COULD EAT STUFF
OFF EACH OTHER.

279
00:11:02,781 --> 00:11:04,075
HUH.

280
00:11:04,158 --> 00:11:06,577
YOU KNOW, DIRTY TALK,
MENAGE A TROIS, TOYS…

281
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:07,912
WOW.

282
00:11:07,995 --> 00:11:09,413
ROLE PLAYING.

283
00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:11,415
YOU COULD BE THE WARDEN,
SHE COULD BE THE PRISONER

284
00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:13,626
YOU COULD BE THE PIRATE,
SHE COULD BE THE WENCH…

285
00:11:13,709 --> 00:11:15,002
OKAY, I THINK I GOT IT.

286
00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:17,171
OR YOU COULD BE
TWO STOCKBROKERS

287
00:11:17,254 --> 00:11:21,258
AND YOU'RE ROLLING AROUND
NAKED ON THE TRADING FLOOR,
AND EVERYBODY'S WATCHING.

288
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,636
IT NEVER HAPPENED.

289
00:11:30,184 --> 00:11:31,477
ALL RIGHT, AND OVER THERE

290
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,854
IS BRADY'S PUB,
WHERE I LIKE TO UNWIND

291
00:11:33,937 --> 00:11:35,815
AFTER A LONG DAY
OF SURGEONING.

292
00:11:35,898 --> 00:11:37,608
WOW! OH, THIS
IS SO AMAZING.

293
00:11:37,691 --> 00:11:39,110
WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE?

294
00:11:39,193 --> 00:11:42,280
WELL, THAT IS A LARGE PIECE
OF TELEVISION EQUIPMENT

295
00:11:42,363 --> 00:11:44,115
AND, UH, THAT IS AN OLD MAN.

296
00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:45,199
HEY, OLD MAN.
HI.

297
00:11:45,282 --> 00:11:46,492
ALL RIGHTY.

298
00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:49,078
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE HEAD BACK TO MY PLACE?

299
00:11:49,161 --> 00:11:50,496
WELL, WELL…

300
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,291
UM, YOU KNOW, I WOULD
REALLY LOVE TO

301
00:11:53,374 --> 00:11:54,792
BUT I-I SHOULDN'T.

302
00:11:54,875 --> 00:12:00,131
WHY? WHY…
CAN'T THE WORLD STOP TURNING…

303
00:12:00,214 --> 00:12:02,049
JUST FOR A MOMENT?

304
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,466
JUST FOR US?

305
00:12:04,885 --> 00:12:06,720
ISN'T THAT A LINE
FROM THE SHOW?

306
00:12:07,888 --> 00:12:10,057
UH… YEAH, BUT, UH…

307
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:14,394
I MAY HAVE SAID
THOSE THINGS BEFORE, BUT…

308
00:12:14,477 --> 00:12:17,106
I NEVER TRULY MEANT THEM…

309
00:12:17,189 --> 00:12:18,523
UNTIL NOW.

310
00:12:19,816 --> 00:12:21,819
THAT'S A LINE FROM
THE SHOW, TOO.

311
00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:24,655
OKAY, YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV.

312
00:12:24,738 --> 00:12:26,240
HERE YOU GO, JOE.

313
00:12:26,323 --> 00:12:28,534
HE'S THE FRESHLY SQUEEZED
ORANGE JUICE YOU ASKED FOR.

314
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,535
THANKS.

315
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,079
YEAH, THERE'S PULP IN THAT.

316
00:12:34,248 --> 00:12:35,456
YEAH.

317
00:12:37,126 --> 00:12:38,961
I THOUGHT
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

318
00:12:39,044 --> 00:12:40,087
I DON'T LIKE PULP.

319
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,214
NO PULP.

320
00:12:41,297 --> 00:12:42,923
PULP ISN'T JUICE.

321
00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:44,050
ALL JUICE, OKAY?

322
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,301
I'M SORRY.

323
00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:47,011
I GUESS I JUST… LIKE THE PULP.

324
00:12:47,094 --> 00:12:48,679
OH, MY GOD, I'M SOR…

325
00:12:48,762 --> 00:12:50,181
I AM BEING SO RUDE.

326
00:12:50,264 --> 00:12:53,184
RACHEL, WOULD YOU LIKE A SODA,
OR SOMETHING?

327
00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:56,229
BECAUSE… BECAUSE CHANDLER
WILL RUN RIGHT OUT

328
00:12:56,312 --> 00:12:57,563
AND GET IT FOR YOU.

329
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,898
YEAH, WELL, SURE.

330
00:12:58,981 --> 00:13:00,816
ICED TEA WOULD BE GREAT.

331
00:13:00,899 --> 00:13:02,109
OKAY. ICED TEA.

332
00:13:04,861 --> 00:13:07,865
OKAY. ANYTHING FOR YOU, SIR?

333
00:13:07,948 --> 00:13:10,868
DID I NOT JUST TELL HIM
ABOUT THE…?

334
00:13:10,951 --> 00:13:14,955
OKAY, LOOK, CHANDLER,
IF THIS… IS GOING TO WORK

335
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:18,792
YOU HAVE GOT TO LISTEN.

336
00:13:21,044 --> 00:13:23,630
YOU'RE GOING TO THROW
THAT JUICE AT ME, AREN'T YOU?

337
00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:26,091
IT'S NOT ALL JUICE.

338
00:13:32,139 --> 00:13:35,268
SO, HONEY,
THIS MORNING WAS FUN, HUH…

339
00:13:35,351 --> 00:13:38,771
ME HOPPING IN ON YOU
IN THE SHOWER THERE?

340
00:13:38,854 --> 00:13:40,189
YEAH, AND MAYBE SOMEDAY

341
00:13:40,272 --> 00:13:41,898
WE COULD GET A PLACE
WITH TWO BATHROOMS.

342
00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:46,570
LOOK, CAROL, UM…

343
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:49,073
I WAS, I WAS THINKING,
MAYBE, UH

344
00:13:49,156 --> 00:13:52,034
MAYBE WE CAN
SPICE THINGS UP A LITTLE.

345
00:13:52,117 --> 00:13:53,244
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

346
00:13:53,327 --> 00:13:55,453
CAROL, OUR SEX LIFE…
IT'S JUST NOT…

347
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:56,414
DAD!

348
00:13:56,497 --> 00:13:59,125
HEY, THERE, LITTLE FELLA!

349
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,294
HEY, WHY DON'T WE GET
SOME SHOES ON YOU, HUH?

350
00:14:01,377 --> 00:14:04,088
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW DAD
HOW YOU CAN PUT YOUR SHOES ON

351
00:14:04,171 --> 00:14:05,131
IN YOUR ROOM? YAY!

352
00:14:05,214 --> 00:14:07,258
YAY!

353
00:14:07,341 --> 00:14:08,968
YAY!

354
00:14:09,051 --> 00:14:11,971
SERIOUSLY, OUR SEX LIFE…

355
00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:13,597
I WAS THINKING MAYBE…

356
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,642
I DON'T KNOW,
WE COULD TRY SOME NEW THINGS

357
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:17,768
YOU KNOW, FOR FUN.

358
00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:18,936
LIKE WHAT?

359
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:20,979
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. UM…

360
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:26,944
WELL, WHAT IF WE, UH, WERE TO…

361
00:14:27,027 --> 00:14:29,279
TIE EACH OTHER UP?

362
00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:40,707
UM, SOME PEOPLE…
EAT STUFF OFF ONE ANOTHER.

363
00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:42,793
YEAH.

364
00:14:42,876 --> 00:14:46,629
UM, YOU KNOW,
WE COULD TRY DIRTY TALK.

365
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:51,510
UM, WE COULD,
WE COULD HAVE A THREESOME.

366
00:14:51,593 --> 00:14:52,969
I LOVE THAT IDEA.

367
00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:58,517
WHO SOLD A STORY TO
ARCHIE COMICS?

368
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,685
OH, MY GOD!

369
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,145
THAT'S SO GREAT!

370
00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:02,396
OH, WOW!

371
00:15:02,479 --> 00:15:03,856
YOU'RE A PUBLISHED WRITER!

372
00:15:03,939 --> 00:15:05,565
I WISH I HAD A
PRESENT FOR YOU.

373
00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:06,900
AW…
WAIT A MINUTE.

374
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:11,530
MY LAST KIT KAT BAR.

375
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:18,078
YOU WANT TO SHARE IT?

376
00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:19,455
OKAY! OKAY.

377
00:15:19,538 --> 00:15:21,415
HEY.
HEY.

378
00:15:21,498 --> 00:15:23,209
OKAY, CHANDLER,
LOOK

379
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:24,293
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD

380
00:15:24,376 --> 00:15:26,379
BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY
I'M SORRY.

381
00:15:26,462 --> 00:15:27,754
I WAS A TOTAL JERK.

382
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:30,216
COMPLETELY OVER THE LINE.

383
00:15:30,299 --> 00:15:32,426
I JUST… I HATE PULP

384
00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:34,345
YOU KNOW?

385
00:15:34,428 --> 00:15:36,514
YOU KNOW HOW MONICA FEELS
ABOUT LOW-FAT MAYONNAISE?

386
00:15:36,597 --> 00:15:39,016
IT'S NOT MAYONNAISE!

387
00:15:39,099 --> 00:15:43,270
YEAH, OKAY, WELL, ANYWAY,
I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY

388
00:15:43,353 --> 00:15:45,189
AND HERE.

389
00:15:45,272 --> 00:15:46,232
WHAT'S THIS?

390
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:47,566
FRESH SQUEEZED
ORANGE JUICE

391
00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:50,610
WITH PULP,
JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.

392
00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:53,113
OH, THANKS, MAN.

393
00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:59,537
HEY, JOEY, CHANDLER SOLD A STORY
TO ARCHIE COMICS.

394
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,580
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S GREAT!
CONGRATULATIONS!

395
00:16:01,663 --> 00:16:02,956
WHAT'S THE STORY?

396
00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:04,417
OH, YOU WOULDN'T, UH, CARE.

397
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,419
IT'S JUST A STUPID
COMIC BOOK STORY.

398
00:16:06,502 --> 00:16:07,711
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

399
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:10,255
I LOVE ARCHIE,
AND THE WHOLE GANG!

400
00:16:12,466 --> 00:16:17,053
WELL, UM, ARCHIE NEEDS
MONEY TO FIX HIS JALOPY.

401
00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:24,395
UH, BUT HE DOESN'T
WANT REGGIE TO JUST
GIVE HIM THE MONEY…

402
00:16:24,478 --> 00:16:27,189
SO REGGIE HIRES HIM
AS HIS ASSIS…

403
00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:31,569
AS HIS BUTLER…

404
00:16:31,652 --> 00:16:34,029
AND THEN MAKES HIM DO
ALL THESE CRAZY THINGS

405
00:16:34,112 --> 00:16:37,282
LIKE BRING HIM MILKSHAKES
THAT CAN'T HAVE LUMPS IN THEM.

406
00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:40,536
WAIT A MINUTE.

407
00:16:40,619 --> 00:16:42,538
THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE FAMILIAR.

408
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:47,042
DID THEY ALREADY DO THAT ONE,
'CAUSE I THINK I READ IT.

409
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,091
OH, MONICA, LISTEN,
I HAVE TO ASK.

410
00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:57,844
OKAY, JOEY TRIBBIANI INVITED
ME BACK TO HIS APARTMENT.

411
00:16:57,927 --> 00:17:00,680
NOW, DOES HE DO THIS
WITH A LOT OF GIRLS?

412
00:17:00,763 --> 00:17:02,099
YEAH, A LOT.

413
00:17:02,182 --> 00:17:03,767
A LOT, A LOT.

414
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,603
OH, AND I'M ONE OF THEM!

415
00:17:05,686 --> 00:17:07,521
WOW!

416
00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:10,608
OH, I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!

417
00:17:10,691 --> 00:17:12,985
I MEAN, JOEY TRIBBIANI!

418
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,487
YOU KNOW,
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS

419
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:15,613
BUT AREN'T YOU MARRIED?

420
00:17:15,696 --> 00:17:17,864
YEAH.

421
00:17:19,491 --> 00:17:22,161
OH, I WISH
WE COULD JUST NOT BE MARRIED

422
00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:23,745
FOR A LITTLE BIT.

423
00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:27,874
YOU KNOW, I JUST WISH
WE COULD BE, LIKE, ON A BREAK.

424
00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:31,587
WELL, YOU'RE NOT.

425
00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:32,588
IT'S SO EASY FOR YOU.

426
00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:33,880
YOU'RE NOT MARRIED.

427
00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:35,299
YOU CAN HAVE SEX
WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT.

428
00:17:35,382 --> 00:17:37,426
YEAH, I CAN.

429
00:17:37,509 --> 00:17:40,429
AND DON'T THINK I DON'T,
BECAUSE I DO.

430
00:17:40,512 --> 00:17:42,598
ALL THE TIME, YOU BETCHA.

431
00:17:44,474 --> 00:17:47,520
MONICA?
HMM?

432
00:17:47,603 --> 00:17:50,105
YOU'VE… YOU'VE
DONE IT, RIGHT?

433
00:17:52,065 --> 00:17:53,150
OF COURSE I HAVE.

434
00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:55,235
WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M, LIKE…

435
00:17:55,318 --> 00:17:57,029
SOME 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN?

436
00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:58,322
OH, MY GOD!

437
00:17:58,405 --> 00:18:00,616
YOU'RE A 30-YEAR-
OLD VIRGIN!

438
00:18:00,699 --> 00:18:02,284
SAY IT LOUDER.

439
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:05,037
I DON'T THINK THE GUY ALL
THE WAY IN THE BACK HEARD YOU.

440
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,748
YEAH, I HEARD IT.

441
00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:10,834
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T HAD
THE OPPORTUNITY.

442
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,044
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, JUST…

443
00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:13,837
I'M JUST WAITING
FOR THE PERFECT GUY.

444
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,005
MM-HMM.

445
00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:16,590
I'M SEEING THIS GUY, ROGER.

446
00:18:16,673 --> 00:18:18,467
I MEAN,
HE'S NOT PERFECT, BUT, UH

447
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:21,303
I'M THINKING MAYBE
I SHOULD JUST GET IT OVER WITH.

448
00:18:21,386 --> 00:18:23,055
YOU KNOW, GIVE HIM MY FLOWER.

449
00:18:23,138 --> 00:18:25,516
OH, MY GOD, DO IT.

450
00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:29,853
HONEY, YOU'VE
WAITED LONG ENOUGH.

451
00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:31,188
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ARE RIGHT.

452
00:18:31,271 --> 00:18:32,356
YES!

453
00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:34,274
SEX DOES NOT HAVE
TO BE A BIG DEAL.

454
00:18:34,357 --> 00:18:37,777
THERE SHOULDN'T BE
ALL THESE RULES AND
RESTRICTIONS, YOU KNOW?

455
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,822
PEOPLE SHOULD BE
ABLE TO SLEEP WITH
WHOEVER THEY WANT

456
00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:42,032
WHENEVER…
RACHEL…

457
00:18:42,115 --> 00:18:43,492
I'M NEVER GOING
TO THINK IT'S OKAY

458
00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:44,910
FOR YOU TO CHEAT
ON YOUR HUSBAND.

459
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,788
OH, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW, VIRGIN?

460
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:54,461
PHOEBE?

461
00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:57,839
WHY IS SMOKE
COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM?

462
00:18:57,922 --> 00:18:59,383
OH, YEAH, THE
DOCTOR SAID

463
00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:01,843
THAT COULD BE ONE
OF THE SIDE EFFECTS.

464
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,389
PHOEBE, PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT.

465
00:19:05,472 --> 00:19:06,973
NO, IT'S NOT
A CIGARETTE.

466
00:19:07,056 --> 00:19:08,892
THE SMOKE IS
COMING OUT OF ME.

467
00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,519
PUT IT OUT!

468
00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:12,228
OKAY, OKAY!

469
00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:15,899
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

470
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:17,484
COME ON.

471
00:19:18,694 --> 00:19:20,279
I GOT IT.
GIVE IT TO ME.

472
00:19:20,362 --> 00:19:21,904
I GOT IT.
GIVE IT!

473
00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:28,120
HELLO.

474
00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:30,706
NO, SHE CAN'T COME TO
THE PHONE RIGHT NOW.

475
00:19:30,789 --> 00:19:32,332
OH. RIGHT.

476
00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:34,334
NO PROBLEM.
OKAY, BYE-BYE.

477
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,128
WAS IT MY WORK? WERE THEY MAD?

478
00:19:36,211 --> 00:19:37,588
WAS IT JACK? DID HE YELL?

479
00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:38,631
JUST RELAX.

480
00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:39,673
NOBODY YELLED.

481
00:19:39,756 --> 00:19:40,840
JACK JUST WAS CALLING

482
00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:42,593
TO MAKE SURE
YOU WERE GETTING BETTER.

483
00:19:42,676 --> 00:19:44,344
THANK GOD.

484
00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:46,304
YEAH, SHE'S FIRED.

485
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:52,519
You've done all you can,
Dr. Wesley.

486
00:19:52,602 --> 00:19:54,104
You've got to let her go.

487
00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:55,773
I suppose you're right, nurse.

488
00:19:55,856 --> 00:19:59,735
Good-bye and Godspeed,
Hope Brady.

489
00:19:59,818 --> 00:20:01,820
Not so fast, Wesley.

490
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:04,657
Ramoray.

491
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:06,742
That's right, Wesley.

492
00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:09,911
I just stopped by to say that…

493
00:20:09,994 --> 00:20:12,331
you're not a real doctor…

494
00:20:12,414 --> 00:20:14,416
and that woman's brain…

495
00:20:14,499 --> 00:20:15,584
is fine.

496
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:16,918
OH, THANK GOD!

497
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:18,503
OH, THANK GOD.

498
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:26,512
Hope.

499
00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:28,972
Hope.

500
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,223
Drake.

501
00:20:30,306 --> 00:20:31,809
You're not dying,
Hope.

502
00:20:31,892 --> 00:20:34,770
You're going to live
a long, healthy life…

503
00:20:34,853 --> 00:20:36,021
with me.

504
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,856
Oh, Drake.

505
00:20:42,694 --> 00:20:45,822
OKAY. HERE WE GO.

506
00:20:46,823 --> 00:20:47,866
OKAY.

507
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,201
MM…

508
00:20:51,703 --> 00:20:52,954
HI, JOEY.

509
00:20:53,037 --> 00:20:54,956
IT'S RACHEL.

510
00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:57,918
UM, I AM FREE TOMORROW NIGHT.

511
00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:02,297
YEAH, SURE. SURE,
I COULD BRING SOME SANDWICHES.

