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So, honey, this, uh…

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This threesome thing? Uh…

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How are we even gonna find––

4
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Actually, I'm making a list of women
I know who might be into this.

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Oh. Wow.

6
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Huh.

7
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Boy.

8
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Well, someone's been
doing their homework.

9
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Yeah. Oh, and I know
Gail Rosten is in there twice,

10
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but she is so…

11
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Oh, I know.

12
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You know, just talking about it
is getting me kind of…

13
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–I know. Me too.
–Yeah?

14
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I think Ben's asleep.

15
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Oh, um…

16
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You know, I think it'll be better
if we just save it.

17
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Yeah.

18
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Right. Save it. I can do that.

19
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–Hey, Pheebs.
– Hey.

20
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How's it going?

21
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I've got to get out of this bed.
I'm going crazy here! Crazy!

22
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Here you go, sweetie.

23
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What the hell is this, herbal tea?
I hate herbal tea.

24
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–I put some honey in it.
–Nyeh nyeh honey nyeh nyeh.

25
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–She doesn't know she was fired?
–No, the doctors say it may kill her.

26
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What are you two girls
whispering about over there?

27
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But I think we should tell her.

28
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Ugh, I mean, it's just so realistic.

29
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I know. Yeah.

30
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–His name's Pat.
–Pat the dog.

31
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Oh! Oh! I get it!

32
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Oh, God.

33
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You, uh… You…

34
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–ready for a refill?
–Oh, I probably shouldn't.

35
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–Oh.
–So I will!

36
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Wow.

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–It's like it's raining.
–Pretty cool, huh?

38
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But if you think a fish wouldn't
get sucked into the mechanism,

39
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well, you'd be wrong.

40
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Um, can I use your bathroom?

41
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–It's, uh, right through there.
–Okay. Ah.

42
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You know, I gotta tell you.

43
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If someone told me a week ago

44
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that I would be peeing
in Joey Tribbiani's apartment…

45
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Life's pretty great, isn't it?

46
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I hope you're hungry.

47
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We're starting with oysters.

48
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You know what they say about oysters,
don't you?

49
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They have parasites?

50
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No.

51
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Um, well, some people say
that oysters are an aphrodisiac.

52
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–What people?
–People.

53
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People say it.

54
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Come here.

55
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–So, oysters, huh?
–

56
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And then we're gonna have a little
Middle Eastern couscous.

57
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Something we can eat…

58
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with our hands.

59
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When we were studying
communicable diseases––

60
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No, no, no.

61
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It's sensual.

62
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–Oh. Didn't know. Okay.
–Okay.

63
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Oh, no!

64
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I'm sorry, it's the hospital.

65
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The food looks great.
Save me some?

66
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I can't promise anything.

67
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We're really gonna do this, huh?

68
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Looks like it.

69
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If this is too weird for you,
you can still back out––

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–I got it!
–Okay.

71
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–Susan, hi.
–Hey.

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–Thank you so much for coming.
–I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

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I'm Ross, by the way.

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Hello, Ross.

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–I love what you've done with this space.
–Thank you so much.

76
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How hot is this?

77
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I'm sorry you're here with me
instead of Roger.

78
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Yeah, me too.

79
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Well, I could make it
seem like he's here.

80
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"Here's some little–known facts
about couscous.

81
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They didn't add the second 'cous'
until 1979."

82
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Stop it! That's not funny!

83
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Okay.

84
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I'm sorry, okay? It's just…

85
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tonight was supposed to be,
you know, a big deal.

86
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–What was tonight?
–You don't want to know what tonight was.

87
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Okay.

88
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What was tonight?

89
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Tonight was going to be my first time.

90
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With Roger?

91
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Not just with Roger? Oh, my God.

92
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All right, relax,
Mr. I've–Had–Sex–Four–Times!

93
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Four different women!

94
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I've had sex way more times.

95
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How many?

96
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Nine.

97
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I'm just waiting for the perfect guy.

98
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Well, good. Good for you.
You really think Roger's the perfect guy?

99
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No, but he's not a horrible guy.

100
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That's what I tell girls about me.

101
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Chandler, I'm gonna die a virgin!

102
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No, you're not.
You are sweet and wonderful,

103
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and this is gonna happen for you.

104
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Oh, really? When?
Do you want to do it with me?

105
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Okay.

106
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I was kidding.

107
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So was I.

108
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Joey.

109
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You're such an amazing actor.

110
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How do you know where
Dr. Drake Ramoray leaves off

111
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and Joey Tribbiani begins?

112
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Well, with Dr. Drake…

113
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they always tell me what to say.

114
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And with Joey, I pretty much have to
make it up on my own.

115
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–Wow.
–Mmm.

116
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Tell me something. Whoa!

117
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–I just fell right off the couch there.
–Yeah, you did.

118
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I'm okay.

119
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–Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
–Whoops. Yeah.

120
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When was the last time

121
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someone told you
just how beautiful you are?

122
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Wow.

123
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I can't feel my hands.

124
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Come on. Come here.

125
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–Huh?
–Huh.

126
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–Oh?
–Ooh.

127
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–We can't do this.
–No!

128
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–Oyster?
–Yeah.

129
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If–– If! If we did do this,
there'd be a lot of pressure on me.

130
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Because you've waited a long time,
and I wouldn't want to disappoint you.

131
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But I have nothing to compare it to.

132
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So even if you were horrible,
how would I know?

133
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I do like that.

134
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It's harder for me.
I have four women to compete with.

135
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Well, if it helps, there were only three.

136
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So it'd just be for tonight?

137
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Absolutely. It would just be one
friend helping out another friend.

138
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Stop it. We're not doing this.

139
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–Let's do it!
–No!

140
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–Okay!
–Okay!

141
00:09:02,465 --> 00:09:03,840
So, um…

142
00:09:03,923 --> 00:09:06,090
Do you have any, uh, moves?

143
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I have some moves.

144
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–I have no moves.
–Okay.

145
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Oh, okay, what you doing there?

146
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–I'm sorry, this is just too weird.
–Yeah, forget it.

147
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–What if I turn out the lights?
–Okay.

148
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Oh, yeah.

149
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– Chandler?
– Yeah?

150
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That's the couch.

151
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Oh, my God!

152
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I know!

153
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I'll tell you something.

154
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We are gonna do that again!

155
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–Oh, okay!
–Ah!

156
00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:08,715
Morning.

157
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–Oh, right.
–Yeah.

158
00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,423
Oh, God.

159
00:10:16,131 --> 00:10:20,631
Oh, I can't believe Joey Tribbiani
heard me throw up.

160
00:10:21,173 --> 00:10:23,798
He actually saw you a little bit too.

161
00:10:23,881 --> 00:10:25,215
No.

162
00:10:26,631 --> 00:10:28,923
Oh, God, we–– We didn't, uh…

163
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No. No, no.

164
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Not after seeing that.

165
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God, I'm just a horrible person.

166
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:40,298
–Well, why?
–Because I'm married.

167
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That's right, I'm a married woman.

168
00:10:42,423 --> 00:10:45,965
I came to a TV star's apartment
to have an affair. Ugh!

169
00:10:46,923 --> 00:10:48,840
That's ridiculous.

170
00:10:48,923 --> 00:10:51,256
I'm not a "star."

171
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:55,465
I'm just a regular famous actor.

172
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And I'm a horrible, horrible person.

173
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Rachel, will you stop saying that?

174
00:11:02,548 --> 00:11:03,923
Hey. Hey, look.

175
00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:08,131
Remember on the show
when Capri was dying?

176
00:11:08,215 --> 00:11:10,590
–And she gave me––
–The ring from the cave. Yeah.

177
00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:11,881
Wow.

178
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,881
Uh, okay, well…

179
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,048
Uh…

180
00:11:18,715 --> 00:11:21,506
Oh, my God!
They let you keep that stuff?

181
00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:25,756
Sure. As long as they don't find out,
you can keep whatever you want.

182
00:11:26,465 --> 00:11:27,881
And I want you to have it.

183
00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:29,798
–No, I couldn't.
–Yes. Yes.

184
00:11:29,881 --> 00:11:31,798
And every time you look at it,

185
00:11:31,881 --> 00:11:35,465
I want you to remember
that you are a good person.

186
00:11:35,548 --> 00:11:37,840
Now, you had the chance to cheat,

187
00:11:37,923 --> 00:11:40,423
and with me.

188
00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:46,048
But you didn't.
And that's what this ring stands for.

189
00:11:46,756 --> 00:11:50,090
But I thought that ring stood for
Capri's undying love for her brother.

190
00:11:50,173 --> 00:11:52,506
–Look, you want the ring or not?
–Yeah!

191
00:11:58,048 --> 00:12:00,173
Hey, look at you! You're up!

192
00:12:00,256 --> 00:12:02,715
– All right.
–I thought I'd try to take a walk.

193
00:12:02,798 --> 00:12:04,798
You pour me some water.
I'll be back soon.

194
00:12:04,881 --> 00:12:07,715
Whoa, whoa.
You're not gonna call work, are you?

195
00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:09,881
No. I've learned my lesson.

196
00:12:14,381 --> 00:12:16,673
Let's go. Come on. Move it.

197
00:12:16,756 --> 00:12:18,340
Phoebe, come on!

198
00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:22,006
Shoes, briefcase. Thanks, Lou.
Good luck with the gallbladder.

199
00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:30,131
Hey, Joe…

200
00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:32,756
did you ever have a threesome?

201
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:39,923
Look, Ross. Carol's great, and I'm sure
you're a very attractive man, but––

202
00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:41,298
No, I––

203
00:12:42,298 --> 00:12:45,131
No. The reason I'm asking is that…

204
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,423
I sort of had one last night.

205
00:12:50,131 --> 00:12:51,631
–You?
–Yeah.

206
00:12:51,715 --> 00:12:53,673
–Wow. All right.
–Yeah.

207
00:12:53,756 --> 00:12:55,673
So? Was it amazing?

208
00:12:55,756 --> 00:12:58,881
It was… okay.

209
00:13:00,298 --> 00:13:02,756
Just okay? Did you do it right?

210
00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:08,131
Look, it's just, did you ever
go to a party and think,

211
00:13:08,215 --> 00:13:12,256
"Would anyone really miss me
if I weren't here?"

212
00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:14,923
Huh.

213
00:13:15,756 --> 00:13:17,715
But still, Ross.

214
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:21,715
Your worst day with two women,
pretty much better than any other day.

215
00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:23,506
Oh, oh, no, absolutely.

216
00:13:25,048 --> 00:13:27,173
–Yeah.
–Yeah.

217
00:13:29,131 --> 00:13:30,298
It's just…

218
00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:34,090
my part seemed to be over
pretty quickly,

219
00:13:34,173 --> 00:13:36,798
and then there was
a lot of waiting around.

220
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,965
Oh.

221
00:13:39,048 --> 00:13:41,298
But you got to be with
both of them, right?

222
00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:44,256
Not really.

223
00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:47,631
Eh, just Carol.

224
00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:50,798
–Not the other one?
–No, she kept kicking me away.

225
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:52,965
–You don't want that.
–No.

226
00:13:54,715 --> 00:13:56,798
Hey, at least you got to see a
lot of stuff.

227
00:13:56,881 --> 00:14:00,423
Oh, I saw a lot of stuff.

228
00:14:02,298 --> 00:14:04,298
–You get a little bored?
–A little.

229
00:14:05,256 --> 00:14:07,465
–Yeah. Made a snack.
–Yeah?

230
00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:11,548
–What'd you have?
–Just a sandwich.

231
00:14:12,673 --> 00:14:15,131
Turkey. A little mustard.

232
00:14:15,215 --> 00:14:17,340
–Sounds good.
–It really was.

233
00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:23,256
–Hey.
–Hey.

234
00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:27,256
Let me tell you about this chick
I scored with last night.

235
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:31,173
–Oh, no, wait a minute, that was you.
–

236
00:14:31,756 --> 00:14:34,631
Hey, check me out. I'm a slut!

237
00:14:37,715 --> 00:14:39,548
So you, uh,
want to do something tonight?

238
00:14:39,631 --> 00:14:42,090
Oh, I can't.
Dr. Roger's coming over again.

239
00:14:43,756 --> 00:14:46,048
Oh. Oh, right.

240
00:14:46,131 --> 00:14:49,590
Right. Because you're still seeing him,
and, uh, he's a good guy.

241
00:14:49,673 --> 00:14:52,381
I remember a time…

242
00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:56,756
–Are you okay?
–Yeah, totally.

243
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,798
Totally. Are you?

244
00:14:57,881 --> 00:14:59,881
Great. It's so amazing.

245
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:03,381
Last time Dr. Roger came over,
I was so nervous.

246
00:15:03,465 --> 00:15:07,798
But after being with you,
I'm like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

247
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,673
I'll bet he can.

248
00:15:09,756 --> 00:15:13,465
"I don't have an appointment, but I sure
could use a physical."

249
00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:19,006
You sure you're okay?

250
00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:21,423
Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.

251
00:15:30,423 --> 00:15:31,881
Aah!

252
00:15:33,256 --> 00:15:34,881
My God! Barry!

253
00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:38,256
–You said you'd be away all weekend!
–Oh!

254
00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:41,465
That's right, I'm sorry. I am early!

255
00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:43,256
Finish, please!

256
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Surprise, look who's back.

257
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–Hey, Pheebs.
–Hey.

258
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Call security.

259
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,590
Pheebs, uh, didn't you get fired?

260
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Heh, I don't think so.

261
00:16:01,506 --> 00:16:05,173
–Phoebe?
–Jack! Hey.

262
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,131
–What are you doing here?
–All better. Back to work.

263
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:10,423
This clown from research
told me I was fired.

264
00:16:10,506 --> 00:16:12,798
He should do his research, huh?

265
00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:15,298
Well, you were fired.

266
00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:18,173
Nuh–uh.

267
00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:20,798
I told that guy
who answered your phone.

268
00:16:20,881 --> 00:16:24,256
Oh, okay. I didn't get that message.
So this doesn't count.

269
00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:26,673
–Anyway, I'll be in my office.
–Uh…

270
00:16:26,756 --> 00:16:29,090
Phoebe, you don't have an office.

271
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All right, I'll work right here.

272
00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:34,090
This is good. Next to this plant.

273
00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:38,090
–Phoebe, let's––
–You're in my office.

274
00:16:39,256 --> 00:16:43,798
Look, I've made a lot of cash for this
company. I am talking big bucks!

275
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Pesos! Yen! Rubles!
You make one little mistake––

276
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You lost 13 million dollars.

277
00:16:49,673 --> 00:16:51,715
So now this is all about money?

278
00:16:52,798 --> 00:16:55,423
You know, it's bad enough that––
Ow!

279
00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:57,631
Oh, you have got to be kidding.

280
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:01,131
–Are you all right?
–I'm having another heart attack.

281
00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:04,298
–What?
–I'm having another heart attack!

282
00:17:04,381 --> 00:17:06,215
Call 911!

283
00:17:07,131 --> 00:17:08,131
Dumb–ass!

284
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,673
Pheebs, how's it going?

285
00:17:12,756 --> 00:17:15,340
They fired me,
and I'm having a heart attack.

286
00:17:15,423 --> 00:17:17,506
–Well, welcome back.
–Yeah.

287
00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:23,131
–Hi, Ross.
–Hi, Rachel.

288
00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:25,965
–Is Joey Tribbiani here?
–Um, no.

289
00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:29,756
If you see him, please tell him
that I'm looking for him,

290
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,506
and that this time
I am not gonna throw up!

291
00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:37,798
–Are you okay?
–Me? I'm great!

292
00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:40,465
I'm fine! I'm so good.

293
00:17:41,423 --> 00:17:43,465
But you know who's not great?

294
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Men!

295
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:46,548
–You're a man, right, Ross?
–Yeah.

296
00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:48,506
–Sit down.
–Okay.

297
00:17:49,256 --> 00:17:51,715
Let me, uh, ask you something.

298
00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:56,131
Do wedding vows mean squat
to you people?

299
00:17:57,715 --> 00:18:00,673
Why is it that the second
we go out of town,

300
00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:04,173
bam, there you are in bed
with the neighbor's dog–walker?

301
00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:09,340
We're sorry.

302
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:15,590
No, seriously. Seriously. What has
happened to the sanctity of marriage?

303
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:20,756
–Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?
–Oh, what are you, a detective?

304
00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:25,965
I don't know what's going on
with you and your husband

305
00:18:26,048 --> 00:18:28,715
and what is hopefully
an adult dog–walker.

306
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,673
Look, can I just say,
not all men are like that.

307
00:18:33,756 --> 00:18:35,465
–Ugh.
–Hey, there are some men

308
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,048
who'll do whatever
to make their marriage work.

309
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:40,923
There are some men
who will stand by and watch

310
00:18:41,006 --> 00:18:45,131
as their wives engage in what can
only be described as a "twosome…"

311
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with some woman she barely knows
from the gym!

312
00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:52,423
Who are these men?

313
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,006
Just men. A guy I know.

314
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:59,048
Well, you might want to tell him
it sounds like his wife…

315
00:18:59,423 --> 00:19:01,048
is gay.

316
00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:03,131
She is not…

317
00:19:08,131 --> 00:19:09,423
She's gay.

318
00:19:12,756 --> 00:19:14,215
Oh, my God.

319
00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:18,048
She is so gay!

320
00:19:22,048 --> 00:19:23,590
I can't believe this.

321
00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:26,756
Good day for married people, huh?

322
00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:32,173
I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.

323
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,923
I'm sorry your wife is gay.

324
00:19:37,173 --> 00:19:39,090
I guess women aren't that great either.

325
00:19:39,173 --> 00:19:40,881
Try telling my wife that.

326
00:19:47,006 --> 00:19:48,006
Okay to come in?

327
00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:50,465
Yeah, come in, eat, whatever you want.

328
00:19:50,548 --> 00:19:52,673
Dr. Roger got beeped again.

329
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,423
Yeah, I know. Guess who beeped him?

330
00:19:57,423 --> 00:20:00,631
–What?
–I'm the ruptured spleen.

331
00:20:02,256 --> 00:20:05,298
–Why would you do that?
–Because you shouldn't be with him.

332
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:11,006
You should be with me.

333
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,715
–Really?
–When you were talking about Roger,

334
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,173
that was killing me. Look.

335
00:20:18,256 --> 00:20:20,798
Things like last night don't just happen.

336
00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:24,798
At least not to me. I mean,
with the other two women…

337
00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:31,298
in the morning, I couldn't wait
to just go hang out with my friends.

338
00:20:31,381 --> 00:20:33,756
But with you…

339
00:20:34,965 --> 00:20:38,631
I was, you know,
already with a friend.

340
00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:40,382
Chandler.

341
00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:43,048
You probably don't want to go out with me.

342
00:20:43,131 --> 00:20:47,006
I make too many jokes, I've never
been in a serious relationship,

343
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:49,756
and I guess I'm not
technically a "doctor."

344
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,215
There was just one woman,
wasn't there?

345
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,590
No, there were two.

346
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,673
–Including me?
–Oh, yeah.

347
00:21:10,423 --> 00:21:15,506
It only takes two heart attacks
To finally make you see

348
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:20,673
One of them won't do it
But the second will set you free

349
00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:28,006
Tell all your hate and anger
It's time to say goodbye

350
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,631
And that is just what I will do

351
00:21:30,715 --> 00:21:33,506
Soon as those bastards I worked for die

352
00:21:36,548 --> 00:21:39,881
La, la–la la, la la la la la la
La la la, la la la–la–la la