1 00:00:00,898 --> 00:00:03,151 AH, "HOTTIES OF THE PALEONTOLOGY DEPARTMENT." 2 00:00:03,234 --> 00:00:05,278 THERE'S A BIG SELLING CALENDAR, HUH? 3 00:00:06,488 --> 00:00:07,698 WHO WROTE IT? 4 00:00:07,781 --> 00:00:09,074 OH, I WISH I KNEW 5 00:00:09,157 --> 00:00:10,534 BUT THE EVALUATIONS ARE ALL ANONYMOUS. 6 00:00:10,617 --> 00:00:11,993 DO YOU STILL HAVE THEIR FINAL EXAMS? 7 00:00:12,076 --> 00:00:12,994 YEAH. 8 00:00:13,077 --> 00:00:14,288 OH. 'CAUSE YOU COULD JUST MATCH 9 00:00:14,371 --> 00:00:15,623 THE EVALUATION TO THE EXAM 10 00:00:15,706 --> 00:00:17,291 WITH THE SAME HANDWRITING AND, BOOM 11 00:00:17,374 --> 00:00:18,667 THERE'S YOUR ADMIRER. 12 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:19,918 A HOT GIRL'S AT STAKE 13 00:00:20,001 --> 00:00:22,003 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE'S RAIN MAN. 14 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,466 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 15 00:00:25,549 --> 00:00:27,759 WHY ARE WE SO SURE THAT THIS IS A GIRL? 16 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,390 IT'S A GIRL. 17 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,143 ANYWAY, IT WOULDN'T MATTER, OKAY? 18 00:00:36,226 --> 00:00:38,061 BECAUSE I'M A TEACHER, SHE'S A STUDENT. 19 00:00:38,144 --> 00:00:39,563 OH, IS THAT AGAINST THE RULES? 20 00:00:39,646 --> 00:00:41,440 NO, BUT IT IS FROWNED UPON. 21 00:00:41,523 --> 00:00:42,816 I SEE. 22 00:00:42,899 --> 00:00:44,067 BESIDES, THERE'S A BIG AGE DIFFERENCE. 23 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:45,486 WELL, THINK OF IT LIKE THIS 24 00:00:45,569 --> 00:00:46,737 WHEN YOU'RE 90… 25 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:48,196 I KNOW. WHEN I'M 90, SHE'LL BE, LIKE, 80 26 00:00:48,279 --> 00:00:50,198 AND IT WON'T SEEM LIKE SUCH A BIG DIFFERENCE. 27 00:00:50,281 --> 00:00:54,161 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY AT ALL. 28 00:00:54,244 --> 00:00:55,746 NO. WHAT I WAS GOING 29 00:00:55,829 --> 00:00:58,248 TO SAY IS WHEN YOU'RE 90 YOU'LL STILL HAVE THE MEMORY 30 00:00:58,331 --> 00:00:59,625 OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE 31 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:00,792 WITH A 20-YEAR-OLD. 32 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,377 HEY, CHANDLER, YOU KNOW THAT GIRL 33 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:46,296 YOU WENT TO COLLEGE WITH WHO BECAME A MOVIE DIRECTOR? 34 00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:47,673 OH, YEAH, DANA KEYSTONE. 35 00:01:47,756 --> 00:01:49,341 SHE WAS IN MY MOVEMENT CLASS. 36 00:01:49,424 --> 00:01:51,593 WHAT'S A MOVEMENT CLASS? 37 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,804 IT'S CHANDLER'S WAY OF PRETENDING 38 00:01:53,887 --> 00:01:55,180 HE DIDN'T TAKE MIME. 39 00:01:55,263 --> 00:01:57,974 WELL, LISTEN, ANYWAY, SHE'S DIRECTING 40 00:01:58,057 --> 00:01:59,476 THE NEW AL PACINO MOVIE. 41 00:01:59,559 --> 00:02:00,811 YOU GOT TO GET ME AN AUDITION. 42 00:02:00,894 --> 00:02:03,063 I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN TEN YEARS. 43 00:02:03,146 --> 00:02:05,148 OH, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, PLEASE, CHANDLER? 44 00:02:05,231 --> 00:02:06,191 I WOULD OWE YOU SO MUCH. 45 00:02:06,274 --> 00:02:07,984 YOU DO OWE ME SO MUCH. 46 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,611 YOU OWE ME $3,400… 47 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:12,656 DUDE, WHY ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT? 48 00:02:12,739 --> 00:02:15,075 WILL YOU MAKE THE CALL OR WHAT? 49 00:02:15,158 --> 00:02:16,326 OKAY, I'LL TRY. ALL RIGHT. 50 00:02:16,409 --> 00:02:17,452 THANKS. YOU'RE THE BEST. 51 00:02:17,535 --> 00:02:18,787 NOW, LISTEN 52 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:20,372 THE LAST DAY OF AUDITIONS IS THURSDAY, OKAY? 53 00:02:20,455 --> 00:02:22,332 SO I GOT TO GET IN THERE BY THURSDAY, OKAY? 54 00:02:22,415 --> 00:02:23,792 JUST REMEMBER THURSDAY. THURSDAY. 55 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:25,001 CAN YOU REMEMBER THURSDAY? 56 00:02:25,084 --> 00:02:27,420 YEAH, SO, TUESDAY? 57 00:02:29,005 --> 00:02:30,090 THURSDAY. 58 00:02:30,173 --> 00:02:31,842 LOOK, IF YOU NEED HELP REMEMBERING 59 00:02:31,925 --> 00:02:33,134 JUST THINK OF IT 60 00:02:33,217 --> 00:02:35,178 THE THIRD DAY, ALL RIGHT? 61 00:02:35,261 --> 00:02:36,346 MONDAY, ONE DAY. 62 00:02:36,429 --> 00:02:38,265 TUESDAY, TWO DAY. 63 00:02:38,348 --> 00:02:40,601 WEDNESDAY, WHEN? HUH? WHAT DAY? 64 00:02:40,684 --> 00:02:41,934 THURSDAY! 65 00:02:42,017 --> 00:02:44,979 THE THIRD DAY, OKAY? 66 00:02:45,062 --> 00:02:46,774 THANK YOU. 67 00:02:46,857 --> 00:02:47,857 OKAY. GOOD. 68 00:02:49,150 --> 00:02:51,319 HEY, MON, I'M GOING TO CHECK MY MESSAGES. 69 00:02:51,402 --> 00:02:52,987 YOU JUST THOUGHT OF THAT IN THERE? 70 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:54,531 SURE. YOU KNOW, NATURE CALLED. 71 00:02:54,614 --> 00:02:56,199 SHE WANTED TO SEE WHO ELSE DID. 72 00:02:57,408 --> 00:03:00,746 HELLO? 73 00:03:00,829 --> 00:03:02,163 UH, RACHEL. 74 00:03:02,246 --> 00:03:03,832 YOU GUYS, SOMEONE IS IN OUR APARTMENT. 75 00:03:03,915 --> 00:03:05,667 CALL THE COPS! 76 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:08,211 YOU'RE ON THE PHONE! 77 00:03:08,294 --> 00:03:09,671 OH, MY GOD! 78 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,005 WHAT? 79 00:03:11,088 --> 00:03:12,048 OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU. 80 00:03:12,131 --> 00:03:13,592 THAT WAS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 81 00:03:13,675 --> 00:03:15,093 THERE WAS A FIRE AT OUR PLACE! 82 00:03:15,176 --> 00:03:16,136 OH, MY GOD! 83 00:03:16,219 --> 00:03:17,512 HOW BAD WAS IT? 84 00:03:17,595 --> 00:03:19,765 WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY, BUT IT WAS A FIRE. 85 00:03:19,848 --> 00:03:21,182 I'M GUESSING NOT VERY GOOD. 86 00:03:21,265 --> 00:03:22,309 COME ON. WE GOT TO GO. 87 00:03:22,392 --> 00:03:23,518 YEAH, COME ON. 88 00:03:23,601 --> 00:03:26,396 WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT? 89 00:03:26,479 --> 00:03:27,856 WHAT IS SO FUNNY? 90 00:03:27,939 --> 00:03:30,567 THE PART I WANT TO AUDITION FOR IS A FIREMAN. 91 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:32,318 THIS IS SO MEANT TO BE! 92 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:41,369 WOW! 93 00:03:41,452 --> 00:03:42,746 LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE VERY GENEROUS 94 00:03:42,829 --> 00:03:44,247 WITH YOUR GRADES THIS SEMESTER. 95 00:03:50,837 --> 00:03:51,797 PROFESSOR GELLER? 96 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:52,840 YEAH? 97 00:03:52,923 --> 00:03:53,924 I WANTED TO SAY 98 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:56,092 HOW MUCH I ENJOYED YOUR CLASS. 99 00:03:56,175 --> 00:03:57,093 OH, THANK YOU. 100 00:03:57,176 --> 00:03:58,178 THANKS VERY MUCH. 101 00:03:58,261 --> 00:04:00,263 OW. 102 00:04:00,346 --> 00:04:01,765 UM, I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED 103 00:04:01,848 --> 00:04:04,058 ABOUT CALLING YOU A HOTTIE ON MY EVALUATION. 104 00:04:04,141 --> 00:04:05,393 THAT WAS YOU? 105 00:04:05,476 --> 00:04:06,394 YEAH. 106 00:04:06,477 --> 00:04:08,355 I FELT A LITTLE WEIRD ABOUT IT. 107 00:04:08,438 --> 00:04:09,356 YOU'RE A TEACHER. 108 00:04:09,439 --> 00:04:10,398 I'M A STUDENT 109 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:11,775 BUT WOULD YOU 110 00:04:11,858 --> 00:04:13,735 MAYBE WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME SOMETIME? 111 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:17,739 OH, I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE THE BEST IDEA. 112 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:21,242 OH, 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING… THE SEMESTER IS OVER. 113 00:04:21,325 --> 00:04:23,578 YOU'RE NOT MY TEACHER ANYMORE. 114 00:04:23,661 --> 00:04:24,829 WHAT TIME? 115 00:04:27,164 --> 00:04:29,001 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. 116 00:04:29,084 --> 00:04:31,252 I SEE YOU ALREADY GAVE ME AN "A." 117 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:33,755 GOTCHA. 118 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,757 I'M KIDDING! GOD! 119 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,842 OH. 120 00:04:36,925 --> 00:04:40,095 SO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT TIME? 121 00:04:43,598 --> 00:04:44,516 COMING THROUGH. 122 00:04:44,599 --> 00:04:45,517 OH! COMING THROUGH. 123 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,476 OH, HELLO. 124 00:04:46,559 --> 00:04:47,602 HI. 125 00:04:47,685 --> 00:04:48,979 NO. RIGHT. 126 00:04:49,062 --> 00:04:49,980 COMING THROUGH. 127 00:04:50,063 --> 00:04:51,272 OKAY, WELL, IT'S NOT SO BAD. 128 00:04:51,355 --> 00:04:52,691 YEAH, MOST OF THE DAMAGE 129 00:04:52,774 --> 00:04:54,776 IS PRETTY MUCH CONTAINED TO THE BEDROOMS. 130 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:55,694 OH! 131 00:04:55,777 --> 00:04:57,195 HEY, BUDDY 132 00:04:57,278 --> 00:04:59,447 YOU THINK I COULD BORROW YOUR UNIFORM THIS THURSDAY? 133 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:00,949 EXCUSE ME? 134 00:05:01,032 --> 00:05:03,201 JOEY, HE'S WORKING. 135 00:05:03,284 --> 00:05:05,912 YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THAT. 136 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:08,832 HOW BAD IS IT? 137 00:05:08,915 --> 00:05:10,876 OH, IT'S BAD. IT'S REALLY BAD. 138 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:14,170 THE ONLY THING THERE THAT ISN'T BURNED IS AN AX 139 00:05:14,253 --> 00:05:16,256 WHICH I DO NOT REMEMBER BUYING. 140 00:05:16,339 --> 00:05:17,507 HOW'S YOUR ROOM, RACH? 141 00:05:17,590 --> 00:05:19,968 MY BED, MY CLOTHES. 142 00:05:20,051 --> 00:05:21,553 LOOK AT MY FAVORITE BLUE SWEATER. 143 00:05:21,636 --> 00:05:22,596 ISN'T THAT MINE? 144 00:05:22,679 --> 00:05:26,182 FINE. I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 145 00:05:26,265 --> 00:05:27,893 SO, UH, YOU'RE NOT 146 00:05:27,976 --> 00:05:29,811 GOING TO BE ABLE TO LIVE HERE FOR A WHILE. 147 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,271 YOU LADIES HAVE A PLACE TO STAY? 148 00:05:31,354 --> 00:05:35,316 OH, WOW. OKAY. 149 00:05:35,399 --> 00:05:38,737 LOOK, PAL, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD 150 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:39,988 TO BE HIT ON RIGHT NOW. 151 00:05:40,071 --> 00:05:41,656 BUT IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER 152 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:43,574 I WILL CALL YOU SOME OTHER TIME. 153 00:05:46,494 --> 00:05:48,162 YES. THEY CAN STAY WITH US. 154 00:05:48,245 --> 00:05:49,289 HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT 155 00:05:49,372 --> 00:05:51,123 WHAT STARTED THE FIRE, MR. FIREMAN? 156 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:54,502 WELL, UH, DO EITHER OF YOU SMOKE? 157 00:05:54,585 --> 00:05:56,004 NO, NOT USUALLY 158 00:05:56,087 --> 00:05:58,172 BUT, YEAH, I COULD USE ONE RIGHT NOW. THANKS. 159 00:05:58,255 --> 00:06:00,467 NO, NO, NO. DO YOU LIGHT CANDLES, BURN INCENSE? 160 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:02,844 YES, I DO ALL THE TIME. 161 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:04,136 I LOVE THEM! 162 00:06:04,219 --> 00:06:05,430 OH, MY GOD. I DID IT. 163 00:06:05,513 --> 00:06:07,015 IT'S ME, IT'S ME. 164 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:09,476 I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE! I BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE! 165 00:06:09,559 --> 00:06:11,519 OKAY, PHOEBE, CALM DOWN. THERE'S NO NEED 166 00:06:11,602 --> 00:06:13,605 TO PLACE BLAME, OKAY? 167 00:06:13,688 --> 00:06:16,607 I WARNED HER ABOUT THOSE CANDLES. 168 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:20,654 GOD, IT'S GREAT TO CATCH UP. 169 00:06:20,737 --> 00:06:22,697 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. 170 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:24,365 HEY, CHANDLER, IS THAT…? 171 00:06:26,492 --> 00:06:27,702 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 172 00:06:27,785 --> 00:06:28,829 GOOD FOR YOU. 173 00:06:28,912 --> 00:06:30,038 HEY, HEY, HEY, IS IT…? 174 00:06:31,455 --> 00:06:35,710 OKAY, SO, YEAH, MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER, UM… 175 00:06:41,716 --> 00:06:43,551 CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND, PLEASE? 176 00:06:43,634 --> 00:06:45,219 WHAT? 177 00:06:45,302 --> 00:06:47,597 WHEN YOU'RE OFF THE PHONE, YOU WANT TO GET A PIZZA? 178 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,767 HI, I'M BACK. 179 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:52,477 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 180 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,479 OKAY, WELL, WE'LL DO IT THEN. 181 00:06:54,562 --> 00:06:55,562 OKAY, BYE. 182 00:06:58,274 --> 00:06:59,693 HEY, LISTEN, SO WHEN'S MY AUDITION? 183 00:06:59,776 --> 00:07:00,902 I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S THURSDAY 184 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:01,903 BUT WHAT TIME? 185 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,113 HEY. HI. 186 00:07:03,196 --> 00:07:05,198 WE DIDN'T GET TO THE AUDITION. 187 00:07:05,281 --> 00:07:08,076 I'LL TAKE HER TO COFFEE AND THEN WE'LL DO IT THEN. 188 00:07:08,159 --> 00:07:09,410 WOW. SO, NOW YOU'RE GOING 189 00:07:09,493 --> 00:07:10,829 ON A DATE WITH THIS GIRL? 190 00:07:10,912 --> 00:07:11,997 HONEY, IT IS NOT A DATE. 191 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,456 I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER IN TEN YEARS. 192 00:07:13,539 --> 00:07:14,582 YOU CAN'T CALL UP SOMEBODY 193 00:07:14,665 --> 00:07:16,084 YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO IN TEN YEARS 194 00:07:16,167 --> 00:07:17,251 AND ASK THEM FOR A FAVOR. 195 00:07:17,334 --> 00:07:18,252 THERE ARE RULES. 196 00:07:18,335 --> 00:07:19,629 YOU GOT TO PUT IN SOME TIME. 197 00:07:19,712 --> 00:07:20,755 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 198 00:07:20,838 --> 00:07:22,049 IT'S NOT LIKE, YOU KNOW 199 00:07:22,132 --> 00:07:23,591 YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH AN EX-GIRLFRIEND. 200 00:07:23,674 --> 00:07:24,759 NO, WE ONLY WENT OUT ONCE. 201 00:07:24,842 --> 00:07:26,845 YOU DATED HER? 202 00:07:26,928 --> 00:07:29,556 NOT ONCE. 203 00:07:29,639 --> 00:07:33,101 GREAT. WELL, WHY DON'T I JUST GO OUT WITH AN EX-BOYFRIEND 204 00:07:33,184 --> 00:07:35,103 AND, YOU KNOW, DO JOEY A FAVOR? 205 00:07:35,186 --> 00:07:36,980 HEY, YOU WANT TO DO JOEY A FAVOR? 206 00:07:37,063 --> 00:07:38,606 MAYBE YOU GO OUT WITH JOEY. 207 00:07:47,115 --> 00:07:48,241 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 208 00:07:48,324 --> 00:07:50,284 MY FRIEND JOEY'S IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS. 209 00:07:50,367 --> 00:07:52,370 MM, YOU KNOW WHO I RAN INTO FROM SCHOOL? 210 00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:53,413 HOWIE. 211 00:07:53,496 --> 00:07:57,042 MY FRIEND'S NAME IS JOEY. 212 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:59,211 APPARENTLY, HOWIE'S EDITING NOW. 213 00:07:59,294 --> 00:08:01,421 YEAH. HE CALLS ME UP AND ASKS ME 214 00:08:01,504 --> 00:08:03,339 IF HE CAN EDIT MY NEW MOVIE. 215 00:08:03,422 --> 00:08:04,883 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 216 00:08:04,966 --> 00:08:07,301 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HIM 217 00:08:07,384 --> 00:08:10,888 IN WHAT, TEN YEARS, AND HE ASKS ME FOR A FAVOR? 218 00:08:12,807 --> 00:08:16,228 YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS HATED THAT HOWIE. 219 00:08:16,311 --> 00:08:18,312 NO, NO "HOW YOU DOING?" 220 00:08:18,395 --> 00:08:22,150 MAN, I MEAN, NOT EVEN A CUP OF COFFEE FIRST. 221 00:08:22,233 --> 00:08:23,235 THE NERVE, HUH? 222 00:08:23,318 --> 00:08:24,277 YEAH. 223 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,321 REFILL? 224 00:08:27,404 --> 00:08:28,615 NOW THIS IS LAST MINUTE 225 00:08:28,698 --> 00:08:30,825 SO I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE MESS, OKAY? 226 00:08:30,908 --> 00:08:31,951 WHO CARES? 227 00:08:35,163 --> 00:08:36,081 OH, MY GOD. 228 00:08:36,164 --> 00:08:37,999 SURE DIDN'T LOOK THIS WAY 229 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,500 WHEN I LIVED HERE. 230 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:41,211 I KNOW! 231 00:08:41,294 --> 00:08:42,837 NOW, LOOK 232 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:43,964 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM. 233 00:08:44,047 --> 00:08:45,506 THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE 234 00:08:45,589 --> 00:08:47,341 SO I GUESS ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TO STAY AT JOEY'S. 235 00:08:47,424 --> 00:08:50,011 WELL, SINCE THE FIRE WAS KIND OF MY FAULT 236 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,346 I GUESS YOU SHOULD GET TO STAY HERE. 237 00:08:52,429 --> 00:08:54,141 HEY, HEY, HEY, NOW, THIS WAS 238 00:08:54,224 --> 00:08:56,184 NO ONE'S FAULT, PHEEBS, OKAY? 239 00:08:56,267 --> 00:08:57,685 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 240 00:08:57,768 --> 00:08:59,604 IT WAS MY FAULT, SO YOU SHOULD GET THE NICE ROOM. 241 00:08:59,687 --> 00:09:00,647 OKAY! 242 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:01,648 WOO-WOO! 243 00:09:01,731 --> 00:09:03,191 RACH, YOU'RE THE FIRST GUEST 244 00:09:03,274 --> 00:09:04,651 AT HOTEL MONICA. 245 00:09:04,734 --> 00:09:05,652 HOTEL MONICA! 246 00:09:05,735 --> 00:09:06,778 JUST TELL ME HOW 247 00:09:06,861 --> 00:09:08,362 YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING. 248 00:09:08,445 --> 00:09:10,573 I THOUGHT I WOULD BRING THEM TO YOU, YOU KNOW, IN BED. 249 00:09:10,656 --> 00:09:12,159 WELL, YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH. 250 00:09:12,242 --> 00:09:13,450 I HAVE. 251 00:09:14,952 --> 00:09:18,414 THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I KEEP THE PIZZA 252 00:09:18,497 --> 00:09:21,542 AND, UH, THAT'S WHERE THE NAPKIN IS. 253 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,753 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 254 00:09:23,836 --> 00:09:25,796 I KNOW. 255 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,218 OH, PLEASE. 256 00:09:30,301 --> 00:09:31,886 IT WAS SUCH A BIG CLASS. 257 00:09:31,969 --> 00:09:33,721 YOU NEVER EVEN NOTICED ME. 258 00:09:33,804 --> 00:09:35,307 WHAT? OF COURSE, I DID. 259 00:09:35,390 --> 00:09:38,351 YOU, UH, YOU SAT NEXT TO SLEEPY SLEEPERSON. 260 00:09:38,434 --> 00:09:39,560 WHO? 261 00:09:39,643 --> 00:09:40,895 OH, UH, I HAD TROUBLE 262 00:09:40,978 --> 00:09:42,605 REMEMBERING EVERYONE'S NAME 263 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:44,899 SO I KIND OF CAME UP WITH NICKNAMES. 264 00:09:44,982 --> 00:09:47,443 LIKE THE GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF YOU WAS 265 00:09:47,526 --> 00:09:49,237 UH, SMELLY VON BROWN SHIRT. 266 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,947 OH, YEAH. 267 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:54,242 SO, UH, DID YOU HAVE A NICKNAME FOR ME? 268 00:09:54,325 --> 00:09:55,994 OH, NO, NO. 269 00:09:56,077 --> 00:09:57,120 YES, YOU DID. 270 00:09:57,203 --> 00:09:58,205 WHAT WAS IT? 271 00:09:58,288 --> 00:10:02,583 UM, IT'S CUTIE McPRETTY. 272 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:07,380 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. 273 00:10:07,463 --> 00:10:08,882 LISTEN, I GOT TO TELL YOU 274 00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:10,300 I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. 275 00:10:10,383 --> 00:10:11,926 YOU KNOW HOW BEFORE YOU SAID 276 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:13,011 IT MIGHT BE WEIRD 277 00:10:13,094 --> 00:10:14,762 THE WHOLE STUDENT-TEACHER THING? 278 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,014 AND TO BE FRANK 279 00:10:16,097 --> 00:10:18,266 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE, TOO, BUT IT'S NOT. 280 00:10:18,349 --> 00:10:19,850 I MEAN, IT'S NOT AT ALL. 281 00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:24,605 DR. GELLER! 282 00:10:24,688 --> 00:10:26,232 BURT! 283 00:10:28,985 --> 00:10:30,778 SO, DID YOU SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT? 284 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:32,322 I DID. YEAH? 285 00:10:32,405 --> 00:10:33,614 MONICA WAS SO SWEET. 286 00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:35,825 SHE LEFT A LITTLE MINT ON MY PILLOW. 287 00:10:35,908 --> 00:10:37,493 YOU KNOW WHAT JOEY LEFT ON MY PILLOW? 288 00:10:37,576 --> 00:10:38,661 WHAT? 289 00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:39,954 GUM. 290 00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:42,999 WELL, WE DETERMINED THE CAUSE OF THE FIRE. 291 00:10:43,082 --> 00:10:44,334 YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 292 00:10:44,417 --> 00:10:46,169 IT WAS MY CANDLE, MY CANDLE. 293 00:10:46,252 --> 00:10:49,005 NO. THERE WAS AN APPLIANCE LEFT ON IN THE BATHROOM. 294 00:10:49,088 --> 00:10:50,673 IT LOOKS LIKE A CURLING IRON. 295 00:10:50,756 --> 00:10:51,966 I DON'T USE A CURLING IRON. 296 00:10:52,049 --> 00:10:53,384 WELL, SOMEONE DOES. 297 00:10:54,302 --> 00:10:55,845 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 298 00:10:55,928 --> 00:10:57,429 MY HAIR'S STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT. 299 00:10:57,512 --> 00:10:59,849 COULD HAVE BEEN A HAIR STRAIGHTENER. 300 00:10:59,932 --> 00:11:02,852 OH. 301 00:11:02,935 --> 00:11:05,772 THIS IS WHERE I KEEP THE PIZZA 302 00:11:05,855 --> 00:11:09,066 AND… HEY, WHERE'D THE NAPKIN GO? 303 00:11:15,948 --> 00:11:17,533 NOW, THERE YOU GO. 304 00:11:17,616 --> 00:11:19,953 I WOULDN'T WANT MY BEST GUEST TO STRAIN HER EYES. 305 00:11:20,036 --> 00:11:22,038 THANKS, MONICA. 306 00:11:22,121 --> 00:11:23,623 DOES THAT SMELL BOTHER YOU? 307 00:11:23,706 --> 00:11:24,791 THE SMELL FROM JOEY'S? 308 00:11:24,874 --> 00:11:27,001 NO. I CAN HARDLY SMELL IT OVER HERE. 309 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:28,295 OKAY. 310 00:11:28,378 --> 00:11:29,837 WELL, YOU LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN. 311 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,173 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I CAN BAKE A PIE TO COVER IT. 312 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,008 I CAN SMELL IT A LITTLE. 313 00:11:34,091 --> 00:11:35,051 BAKE THE PIE. 314 00:11:35,134 --> 00:11:36,260 OKAY. 315 00:11:39,554 --> 00:11:41,599 HELLO. 316 00:11:41,682 --> 00:11:42,976 OH, YES. ONE MINUTE, PLEASE. 317 00:11:43,059 --> 00:11:44,685 IT'S FOR YOU. IT'S THE FIRE INSPECTOR. 318 00:11:44,768 --> 00:11:45,728 OH. 319 00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:46,729 HELLO. 320 00:11:46,812 --> 00:11:48,731 YEAH, THIS IS PHOEBE. 321 00:11:48,814 --> 00:11:50,066 REALLY? 322 00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:51,985 YEAH. 323 00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:53,153 SO, IT TURNS OUT 324 00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:54,904 THAT IT WASN'T THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER 325 00:11:54,987 --> 00:11:56,072 THAT STARTED THE FIRE. 326 00:11:56,155 --> 00:11:57,657 NO, NO. IT WAS THE CANDLES. 327 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:58,908 YEAH. 328 00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:00,534 IT'S VERY NOT GOOD 329 00:12:00,617 --> 00:12:02,578 LEAVING CANDLES UNATTENDED. 330 00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:04,998 IN FACT, ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS 331 00:12:05,081 --> 00:12:07,167 THEY TEACH YOU IN FIRE SCHOOL 332 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,751 IS, UH… 333 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:12,088 UH, OKAY. 334 00:12:12,171 --> 00:12:13,714 WELL, I HAVE TO GO NOW. 335 00:12:18,677 --> 00:12:20,138 WE HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME. 336 00:12:20,221 --> 00:12:21,681 SHE'S INCREDIBLE. 337 00:12:21,764 --> 00:12:24,058 I THOUGHT THE AGE DIFFERENCE MIGHT BE A PROBLEM 338 00:12:24,141 --> 00:12:25,185 BUT IT WASN'T. 339 00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:26,353 IT WASN'T AT ALL. 340 00:12:26,436 --> 00:12:28,271 ELIZABETH IS VERY MATURE FOR HER AGE. 341 00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:35,903 A CONCEPT LOST ON SOME PEOPLE. 342 00:12:35,986 --> 00:12:37,738 SO, IT'S OKAY TO DATE A STUDENT? 343 00:12:37,821 --> 00:12:39,032 WELL, NOT REALLY. 344 00:12:39,115 --> 00:12:40,408 I MEAN, TECHNICALLY 345 00:12:40,491 --> 00:12:42,118 IT'S NOT AGAINST THE RULES OR ANYTHING 346 00:12:42,201 --> 00:12:43,370 BUT IT IS FROWNED UPON. 347 00:12:43,453 --> 00:12:45,121 ESPECIALLY BY THAT PROFESSOR 348 00:12:45,204 --> 00:12:46,622 WE RAN INTO LAST NIGHT… 349 00:12:46,705 --> 00:12:48,291 JUDGEY VON HOLIER-THAN-THOU. 350 00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:52,753 WELL, ROSS, YOU JUST BE CAREFUL, OKAY. 351 00:12:52,836 --> 00:12:54,255 YOU DON'T WANT TO GET A REPUTATION 352 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,340 AS, YOU KNOW, PROFESSOR McNAILS-HIS-STUDENTS. 353 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:00,011 YEAH. 354 00:13:00,094 --> 00:13:01,179 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 355 00:13:01,262 --> 00:13:02,805 WELL, ROSS, IT SEEMS PRETTY CLEAR. 356 00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:03,973 WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT… 357 00:13:04,056 --> 00:13:05,599 WHAT PEOPLE THINK OR HOW YOU FEEL? 358 00:13:05,682 --> 00:13:08,102 ROSS, YOU GOT TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART. 359 00:13:08,185 --> 00:13:09,853 JOEY, THAT IS SO SWEET. 360 00:13:13,899 --> 00:13:15,318 HEY. 361 00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:17,487 HEY, HEY, SO, HOW'D IT GO WITH DANA? 362 00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:20,073 ANY REASON I SHOULD LEAVE A BLOCK OF TIME OPEN… 363 00:13:20,156 --> 00:13:21,408 SAY, THURSDAY? 364 00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:22,783 I COULDN'T DO IT. 365 00:13:22,866 --> 00:13:23,993 YOU COULDN'T DO IT? 366 00:13:24,076 --> 00:13:25,328 RELAX. I JUST NEED MORE TIME. 367 00:13:25,411 --> 00:13:26,662 WE'RE GOING TO DINNER TONIGHT. 368 00:13:26,745 --> 00:13:28,748 WHAT? YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH HER AGAIN? 369 00:13:28,831 --> 00:13:30,542 GOING OUT WITH WHO? 370 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:33,585 UH, DANA KEYSTONE FROM COLLEGE. 371 00:13:33,668 --> 00:13:35,171 OH, YEAH. 372 00:13:35,254 --> 00:13:37,882 WASN'T SHE…? 373 00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:39,675 NO, THAT WAS DANA KAPLAN. 374 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:42,803 OH, YEAH. 375 00:13:42,886 --> 00:13:44,180 JOEY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER. 376 00:13:44,263 --> 00:13:45,556 AW, WHATEVER. 377 00:13:50,561 --> 00:13:52,146 GREAT STORY AGAIN. 378 00:13:52,229 --> 00:13:54,482 THE YARNS THAT YOU WEAVE. 379 00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:56,276 WHOO-HOO. 380 00:13:56,359 --> 00:13:59,653 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD GET GOING. 381 00:13:59,736 --> 00:14:00,821 OH, NO, NO. 382 00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:02,907 STAY, STAY, BECAUSE YOU SHOULD… 383 00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:04,074 YOU SHOULD STAY. 384 00:14:05,075 --> 00:14:06,702 WOW. 385 00:14:06,785 --> 00:14:08,162 OH, I AM 386 00:14:08,245 --> 00:14:09,830 REALLY FLATTERED 387 00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:14,461 BUT I JUST, I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU. 388 00:14:14,544 --> 00:14:17,171 OH, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT… NO, NO, NO. 389 00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:18,506 I'M SORRY, CHANDLER. 390 00:14:18,589 --> 00:14:21,050 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SUCH A SWEET GUY 391 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:23,303 AND I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 392 00:14:23,386 --> 00:14:24,637 OH, I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING 393 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,680 I COULD DO TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 394 00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:28,015 NO, NO… 395 00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:29,350 REALLY? 396 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,851 OF COURSE. 397 00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:33,229 WELL, IT JUST HURTS SO BAD. 398 00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:34,564 I, UH… 399 00:14:34,647 --> 00:14:35,856 OH, I'M SORRY. 400 00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:39,693 WELL, MAYBE THERE IS ONE THING YOU CAN DO. 401 00:14:39,776 --> 00:14:41,695 WHAT? ANYTHING. ANYTHING. 402 00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:43,156 WELL, I MEAN, THIS IS 403 00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:45,408 JUST OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD NOW. 404 00:14:45,491 --> 00:14:47,368 UM, BUT I HAVE THIS FRIEND… 405 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,036 UH, THIS ACTOR FRIEND… 406 00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:53,207 AND HE WOULD KILL ME IF HE KNEW THAT I WAS DOING THIS. 407 00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,584 UM, BUT, UM… 408 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:58,838 WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO GET AN AUDITION 409 00:14:58,921 --> 00:15:00,089 FOR YOUR MOVIE 410 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:01,591 SAY, ON THURSDAY? 411 00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:02,675 ABSOLUTELY. 412 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:04,927 BUT YOU'D REALLY FEEL BETTER 413 00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:08,473 ABOUT ME REJECTING YOU IF YOUR ACTOR FRIEND 414 00:15:08,556 --> 00:15:10,683 CAN AUDITION FOR MY MOVIE? 415 00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:12,018 THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS. 416 00:15:12,101 --> 00:15:13,143 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 417 00:15:19,609 --> 00:15:22,820 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 418 00:15:22,903 --> 00:15:26,073 WELL, NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES. 419 00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:27,074 YES, IT HAS. 420 00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:28,660 I MADE COOKIES. 421 00:15:28,743 --> 00:15:31,621 I'M STILL FULL FROM YOUR HOMEMADE POTATO CHIPS. 422 00:15:31,704 --> 00:15:33,998 BUT YOU SHOULD EAT THEM NOW 423 00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:36,959 'CAUSE THEY'RE HOT FROM THE OVEN. 424 00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,294 OKAY. 425 00:15:38,377 --> 00:15:39,629 OH, BUT NOT IN HERE. 426 00:15:39,712 --> 00:15:41,839 YOU CAN'T EAT THEM IN BED, REMEMBER? 427 00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:43,049 NO CRUMBIES. 428 00:15:43,132 --> 00:15:44,300 OKAY. 429 00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:46,511 I'LL BE OUT IN A SECOND. 430 00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:48,429 OKAY. 431 00:15:55,894 --> 00:15:57,188 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 432 00:15:57,271 --> 00:15:59,064 THIS DOESN'T LOCK, DOES IT? 433 00:16:03,611 --> 00:16:06,322 OH, JOEY, I'M SORRY. 434 00:16:06,405 --> 00:16:07,907 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 435 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:09,617 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 436 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,743 NO. BUT LOOK. 437 00:16:10,826 --> 00:16:12,370 OH, THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A STAIN. 438 00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:13,496 RACH, HEY, IT'S FINE. 439 00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:16,541 YOU'RE AT JOEY'S. 440 00:16:16,624 --> 00:16:17,667 REALLY? 441 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,668 YEAH. 442 00:16:18,751 --> 00:16:19,752 LOOK. 443 00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:26,718 I'VE NEVER LIVED LIKE THIS BEFORE. 444 00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:28,594 I KNOW. 445 00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:33,933 WELL, DON'T WASTE IT. IT'S STILL FOOD. 446 00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:36,602 GEEZ. 447 00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:42,609 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW, HUH? 448 00:16:42,692 --> 00:16:43,859 YOU WANT TO GO GET A DRINK? 449 00:16:43,942 --> 00:16:45,027 UH, I CAN'T. 450 00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,028 YOU HAVE 451 00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:47,154 SOME STUDYING TO DO? 452 00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:50,032 NO, I HAVE SOME TURNING 21 TO DO. 453 00:16:50,115 --> 00:16:51,451 OKAY. 454 00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:53,620 YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE 455 00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:54,787 WE USED TO… 456 00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,041 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 457 00:16:59,124 --> 00:17:00,418 NOTHING. 458 00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:03,671 I'M JUST, I'M SO COMFORTABLE WITH YOU. 459 00:17:05,798 --> 00:17:08,384 DO YOU NOT WANT TO BE SEEN WITH ME? 460 00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,761 OF COURSE, I DO. 461 00:17:09,844 --> 00:17:11,011 ARE THEY GONE? 462 00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:12,888 UH, NO, THEY'RE STILL HERE 463 00:17:12,971 --> 00:17:15,057 BUT I THINK I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE. 464 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:16,392 WHAT? 465 00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:17,810 NO, NO, WAIT. 466 00:17:17,893 --> 00:17:18,852 YOU'RE RIGHT. 467 00:17:18,935 --> 00:17:19,895 THIS IS STUPID. 468 00:17:19,978 --> 00:17:21,897 WHO CARES WHAT PEOPLE THINK? 469 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:24,400 I MEAN, WE LIKE EACH OTHER, RIGHT? 470 00:17:24,483 --> 00:17:26,819 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 471 00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:28,445 COME ON. 472 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:32,325 BURT. 473 00:17:32,408 --> 00:17:34,368 LYDIA. 474 00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:35,745 MEL. 475 00:17:37,204 --> 00:17:38,289 THIS IS ELIZABETH. 476 00:17:38,372 --> 00:17:39,582 HI. 477 00:17:39,665 --> 00:17:41,668 AREN'T YOU IN MY POPULAR CULTURE CLASS? 478 00:17:41,751 --> 00:17:43,252 THAT'S RIGHT, LYDIA. 479 00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:45,212 ELIZABETH HERE IS A STUDENT 480 00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:46,922 AND, UH, WE'RE DATING. 481 00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:48,882 AND YOU MAY FROWN UPON THAT 482 00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:51,886 BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE. 483 00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:56,390 YOU ARE SO FIRED. 484 00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:58,892 WHAT? 485 00:17:58,975 --> 00:18:00,102 THEY'RE GOING TO FIRE YOU. 486 00:18:00,185 --> 00:18:01,354 YOU CAN'T DATE A STUDENT. 487 00:18:01,437 --> 00:18:02,480 IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. 488 00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:03,606 REALLY? 489 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:05,524 IT'S NOT JUST FROWNED UPON? 490 00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:12,782 I LOVE IT AT JOEY'S. 491 00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:14,700 HERE YOU GO. 492 00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:17,244 NICE. 493 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:18,454 THANKS. 494 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:19,497 SO, YOU BUSY THURSDAY? 495 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:20,581 OH, VERY FUNNY. 496 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,124 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER 497 00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:24,710 BUT MY AUDITION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THURSDAY. 498 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,923 YOU GOT ME THE AUDITION? 499 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:31,258 LET'S HUG IT OUT! 500 00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:33,386 OKAY. OKAY. 501 00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:34,721 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME 502 00:18:34,804 --> 00:18:35,805 IF YOU GET THE PART? 503 00:18:37,097 --> 00:18:38,057 HEY. 504 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,099 HEY. 505 00:18:39,182 --> 00:18:40,434 LISTEN, UM… 506 00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:42,186 YEAH, OKAY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 507 00:18:42,269 --> 00:18:43,604 NOW, I KNOW THAT THEY SAID 508 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,439 THAT THE, UM, THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER 509 00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:46,566 STARTED THE FIRE 510 00:18:46,649 --> 00:18:48,108 BUT I THINK I'M PARTLY AT FAULT. 511 00:18:48,191 --> 00:18:49,777 YOU SEE, I DIDN'T TELL YOU 512 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:50,986 BUT, UM, BUT, UH… 513 00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:53,239 I HAD RECENTLY REFILLED THE TISSUES. 514 00:18:53,322 --> 00:18:56,075 AND, SO, LET'S FACE IT, THAT'S JUST KINDLING. 515 00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:58,077 SO, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S BETTER 516 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,453 THAT I STAY AT JOEY'S. 517 00:18:59,536 --> 00:19:00,538 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 518 00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:01,955 PHOEBE, THIS WAS MY FAULT. 519 00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:04,291 AND BESIDES, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M FINE HERE. 520 00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:05,459 OKAY. 521 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,086 CHANDLER, MONICA IS LOOKING FOR YOU. 522 00:19:07,169 --> 00:19:08,629 REALLY? 523 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,423 YEAH. SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT CRUMBIES. 524 00:19:10,506 --> 00:19:12,048 NO, NO, NO. I WAS SO CAREFUL. 525 00:19:14,426 --> 00:19:16,262 OKAY, YOU HAVE TO SWITCH WITH ME. 526 00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:17,805 MONICA IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. 527 00:19:17,888 --> 00:19:18,806 THAT'S RIGHT. 528 00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:19,973 ALL THE LADIES 529 00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:22,058 WANT TO STAY AT JOEY'S. 530 00:19:23,101 --> 00:19:24,353 NO, NO. 531 00:19:24,436 --> 00:19:25,813 PHOEBE, I DON'T WANT TO SWITCH. 532 00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:26,939 PLEASE, COME ON. 533 00:19:27,022 --> 00:19:28,441 I CAN THROW WET PAPER TOWELS HERE. 534 00:19:28,524 --> 00:19:31,527 NO, BUT AT MONICA'S, YOU CAN EAT COOKIES 535 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:32,695 OVER THE SINK. 536 00:19:32,778 --> 00:19:34,196 I KNOW. 537 00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:36,407 I'M SORRY. 538 00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:39,410 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 539 00:19:39,493 --> 00:19:40,994 THIS LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN. 540 00:19:41,077 --> 00:19:42,162 YEAH. 541 00:19:42,245 --> 00:19:44,414 GOD, WHAT A MESS. 542 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:53,883 WOW. IT ACTUALLY IS IN THE HANDBOOK. 543 00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:58,930 I CAN'T DATE YOU OR HAVE A HOT PLATE IN MY OFFICE. 544 00:19:59,013 --> 00:20:00,640 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE 545 00:20:00,723 --> 00:20:03,643 WE HAVE TO STOP SEEING EACH OTHER. 546 00:20:03,726 --> 00:20:05,185 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH 547 00:20:05,268 --> 00:20:09,022 I DID APPRECIATE YOU STANDING UP FOR ME. 548 00:20:09,105 --> 00:20:11,024 IT FELT REALLY NICE. 549 00:20:11,107 --> 00:20:13,653 KIND OF MADE ME LIKE YOU EVEN MORE. 550 00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:14,779 I KNOW, I KNOW. 551 00:20:14,862 --> 00:20:16,614 I REALLY LIKE YOU, TOO. 552 00:20:16,697 --> 00:20:17,990 BUT WE CAN'T DATE. 553 00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:19,617 IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. 554 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,701 IT'S FORBIDDEN. 555 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,120 WOW. 556 00:20:23,203 --> 00:20:24,079 WHAT? 557 00:20:24,162 --> 00:20:25,414 JUST HEARING YOU 558 00:20:25,497 --> 00:20:27,500 DESCRIBE IT AS FORBIDDEN… 559 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,543 IT'S REALLY HOT. 560 00:20:31,754 --> 00:20:33,756 REALLY? 561 00:20:33,839 --> 00:20:35,716 YEAH. 562 00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:39,303 WELL… I-I DON'T CARE HOW HOT IT IS… 563 00:20:39,386 --> 00:20:41,346 IT'S… IT'S WRONG. 564 00:20:42,431 --> 00:20:43,516 STOP IT. 565 00:20:43,599 --> 00:20:44,558 NO, NO. 566 00:20:44,641 --> 00:20:45,977 IT'S WRONG. 567 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:49,229 IT'S-IT'S, IT'S NAUGHTY. 568 00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:51,273 IT'S… 569 00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:53,066 TABOO. 570 00:20:53,149 --> 00:20:54,651 SHUT THE BOOK. 571 00:20:57,613 --> 00:21:00,240 LET'S ALSO GET A HOT PLATE. 572 00:21:07,539 --> 00:21:08,582 SO? 573 00:21:08,665 --> 00:21:10,334 SO…? 574 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:11,585 IT'S THURSDAY. 575 00:21:11,668 --> 00:21:12,712 HOW WAS THE AUDITION? 576 00:21:12,795 --> 00:21:13,713 MONDAY, ONE DAY… 577 00:21:13,796 --> 00:21:14,839 TUESDAY, TWO DAY… 578 00:21:14,922 --> 00:21:15,840 WEDNESDAY… 579 00:21:15,923 --> 00:21:16,923 THURSDAY… 580 00:21:18,092 --> 00:21:20,427 OH!