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DAMN FRIDGE!

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HEY, JOEY, HOW YOU DOING?

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GREAT…

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ROOMIE.

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HUH. YEAH, I GUESS
WE ARE ROOMMATES NOW.

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NOW THAT
YOU BRING IT UP

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UH, OUR FRIDGE IS BROKEN.

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WE HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

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I CHECKED AROUND AND
YOUR HALF IS $400.

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THANKS A LOT, RACH.

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I'M NOT PAYING
FOR HALF OF THAT.

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I'M ONLY STAYING HERE
UNTIL MY APARTMENT GETS FIXED.

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LOOK, RACH, MY PARENTS
BOUGHT THIS FRIDGE

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JUST AFTER I WAS BORN, OKAY?

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NOW, I HAVE NEVER
HAD A PROBLEM WITH IT.

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THEN YOU SHOW UP
AND IT BREAKS.

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WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?

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THAT REFRIGERATORS
DON'T LIVE AS LONG AS PEOPLE.

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ALL RIGHT, NOW,
YOU KNOW THAT THE A.T.M.

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WILL ONLY LET YOU
TAKE OUT $300 AT A TIME

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SO I'LL TAKE A CHECK
FOR THE OTHER $100.

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YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

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OF COURSE I'M JOKING.

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I DON'T TAKE CHECKS.

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THANK GOD YOU'RE PRETTY.

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HEY.

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HI.
HEY.

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DO YOU GUYS KNOW
ANY CUTE GUYS?

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WELL, OF COURSE I DO.

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MY GOOD FRIEND
JOEY OVER HERE.

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OH, I'M SORRY.

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THANK YOU, CHANDLER.

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ANYWAY…

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THERE'S THIS BIG CHARITY BALL
THIS WEEKEND

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AND RALPH LAUREN BOUGHT A TABLE,
SO I KIND OF HAVE TO GO.

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WHAT'S THE CHARITY?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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SOMETHING, EITHER TREES,
OR… DISEASE…

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RALPH MUMBLES A LOT.

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DOES RALPH MUMBLE WHEN
YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION?

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YEAH, IT'S WEIRD.

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BUT THE THING IS,
I NEED TO FIND A DATE.

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WHAT KIND OF GUY
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

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WELL, SOMEONE
THAT HAS HIS OWN TUX

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OR THE ABILITY TO RENT A TUX.

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SO HE HAS TO BE A MALE
WHO HAS AT LEAST $50.

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OOH, SO CLOSE.

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HEY, EVERYBODY.

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HI.
HI THERE.

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THIS IS ELIZABETH.

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HI.

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I'M THE STUDENT.

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OH, ISN'T SHE CUTE?

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NO.

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YOU KNOW, THIS IS PROBABLY
NONE OF MY BUSINESS

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BUT WEREN'T YOU GUYS SUPPOSED TO
NOT BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TOGETHER?

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OH, WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.

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NO, WE'RE JUST TWO PEOPLE

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WHO HAPPENED TO HAVE RUN
INTO EACH OTHER

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HERE AT THE COFFEE HOUSE.

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OH, SLY.

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I REALLY WANTED TO
MEET YOU GUYS, BUT
I HAVE TO RUN.

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I'LL SEE YOU LATER?

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OKAY.

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BYE, ROSS.
BYE.

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OOPS. DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN
INTO YOU LIKE THAT, SIR.

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OH, THAT IS
QUITE ALL RIGHT, MA'AM.

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BYE.

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SO, WHY IS SHE LEAVING?

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IS IT A SCHOOL NIGHT

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AND SHE HAS A LOT
OF HOMEWORK TO DO?

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YES, HER MOLECULAR EPIDEMIOLOGY
PAPER IS DUE TOMORROW.

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OH, TELL HER GOOD LUCK
WITH THAT.

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ANYONE ELSE? HUH?

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BRING 'EM ON.

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OH! WHEN'S HER BIRTHDAY?

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I DON'T KNOW, RACHEL. WHY?

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST BEEN SO LONG

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SINCE I'VE BEEN
TO CHUCK E. CHEESE.

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OH, I LIKE ELIZABETH.

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WELL, THANKS.

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YEAH, IN FACT, I
LIKE HER SO MUCH

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THAT YOU TELL HER
I WANT MY COOKIES

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EARLY THIS YEAR.

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YOU KNOW…

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A BOX OF THIN
MINTS AND SOME
TAGALONGS.

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HEY, COME ON,
GIVE HIM A BREAK.

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ROSS, SERIOUSLY,
HOW'S IT GOING WITH HER?

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WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN GREAT.

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SHE'S 20, SO SHE'S NOT LOOKING
FOR ANYTHING TOO SERIOUS

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WHICH IS PERFECT FOR ME
RIGHT NOW.

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WELL, THAT IS GREAT.

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AND SERIOUSLY, SHE
SEEMS VERY NICE.

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THANKS. I KNOW YOU GUYS LIKE
TO GIVE ME A HARD TIME AND ALL

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BUT IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME
THAT YOU LIKE HER.

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JUST KNOWING THAT YOU GUYS
ARE LIKE…

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OKAY, I GOT A GOOD ONE.

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OKAY, UM…

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WHAT IS SHE, LIKE, 12?

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CHANDLER, DO YOU THINK

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WE TALK ABOUT
OUR RELATIONSHIP ENOUGH?

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YEAH.
DO WE HAVE ANY FRUIT ROLL-UPS?

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HEY.

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HEY.
HEY.

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OKAY, I JUST THOUGHT OF
THE PERFECT GUY FOR RACHEL

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TO TAKE TO HER THING.

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OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY,
BECAUSE WE FOUND SOMEONE, TOO.

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OH, THAT'S GOOD.

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I GUESS SHE'LL HAVE A CHOICE

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BETWEEN MY GUY AND YOUR WEIRDO.

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WHY WOULD OUR GUY
BE A WEIRDO?

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'CAUSE THAT'S JUST YOUR TASTE.

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SEE, RACHEL'S NOT GOING
TO PICK YOUR STUPID GUY.

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OH, YEAH?

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YEAH.

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MY GUY IS A LAWYER
WHO DOES VOLUNTEER WORK

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AND HE HAS ONE OF THESE.

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A FACE ASS?

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A CHIN DIMPLE.

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WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, OUR
GUY WORKS WITH CHANDLER

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AND HE'S REALLY
NICE AND SMART

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AND HE'S A GREAT DRESSER.

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HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR GUY'S BODY?

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NO. OUR GUY'S
JUST A FLOATING HEAD.

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WELL, MY GUY
IS SPECTACULAR, OKAY?

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HE'S A MASSAGE CLIENT.

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AND ONE TIME,
WHEN HE WAS ON THE TABLE

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I LOOKED AT IT,
AND I MEAN ALL OF IT.

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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK.

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OH, YEAH,
LIKE THERE ARE POLICE FOR THAT.

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YOU LOOK? YOU-YOU MASSAGE ME.

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I KNOW.

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ALL RIGHT, FINE.

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YOUR GUY MAY HAVE
A GREAT BODY

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BUT OUR GUY IS
REALLY FUNNY.

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CHANDLER FUNNY?

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OUR GUY'S A GREAT DANCER.

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MY GUY'S WELL-READ.

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OUR GUY HAS GREAT HAIR.

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MY GUY HAS GREAT TEETH.

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OUR GUY SMELLS INCREDIBLE.

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DO YOU WANT OUR GUY
TO BE YOUR GUY?

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HEY.

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UH…

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WELL, YOU…

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YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD, JOE.

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WELL, THE FRIDGE BROKE

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SO I HAD TO EAT EVERYTHING.

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COLD CUTS, ICE CREAM, LIMES…

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HEY, WHAT WAS IN THAT BROWN JAR?

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THAT'S STILL IN THERE?

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NOT ANYMORE.

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SO, ANYWAY,
HOW DO YOU WANT TO PAY ME?

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IS THIS A SERVICE
YOU'RE PROVIDING ME?

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NO, NO, NO…
FOR MY NEW FRIDGE…

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OUR NEW FRIDGE.

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OUR NEW FRIDGE?

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I DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

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SO WHAT?

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LOOK, OKAY, SUPPOSE WE WERE
A DIVORCED COUPLE.

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UH-HUH.

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AND I GOT CUSTODY
OF THE KID, RIGHT?

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NOW, SUPPOSE THE KID DIES
AND I GOT TO BUY A NEW KID.

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OKAY.

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GIVE ME $400.

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PROFESSOR GELLER?

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MM? OH, A STUDENT
I DON'T KNOW.

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I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?

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YES, OF COURSE.

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WHAT WOULD THIS
BE REGARDING?

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MAKING OUT IN YOUR OFFICE.

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WH… SHH…

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OF-OF COURSE.

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WHY DON'T WE GO INSIDE?

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MM-MM…

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OH, OH…

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WHAT?
DOORKNOB.

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DOORKNOB.

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SORRY.

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UM, I ACTUALLY DO
NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

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OH, OKAY, WHAT ABOUT?

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SPRING VACATION.

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SPRING VACATION.

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YEAH, WE HAVE TIME OFF

185
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AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
GOING ON TRIPS, AND…

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PROFESSOR GELLER?

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YES, PROFESSOR FRIE-SEN…
STIN-LINDER.

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I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN ONE MOMENT.

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SO, I WILL TAKE ONE BOX
OF THE THIN MINTS.

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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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ELIZABETH WAS ABOUT TO ASK ME
TO GO ON A TRIP WITH HER.

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IS THAT TAKING IT SLOW?

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I'M NOT READY
FOR THIS, OKAY?

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WHAT DO I TELL HER?

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JUST TELL HER THE TRUTH.

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TELL HER
YOU'RE NOT READY.

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I COULD DO THAT.

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WHAT IF SHE GETS UPSET?

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THEN YOU DISTRACT HER
WITH A BARBIE DOLL.

200
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OR…

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YOU COULD JUST, YOU KNOW…

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

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WH…

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WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?

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YOU JUST BROKE MY FRIDGE!

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WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW IF…

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HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT'S EVEN BROKEN?

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OH, YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
WHAT BREAKS MY FRIDGE?

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EXCUSE ME.

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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

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BROKEN.

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THAT'LL BE $400.

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JOEY, I SAW YOU PUSH HIM.

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YOU PUSHED HIM.

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JOEY, I DID NOT
BREAK THIS, OKAY?

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THAT HAS BEEN BROKEN
FOR A WHILE.

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CHANDLER, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU
ABOUT OUR FRIDGE?

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UH-HUH.

219
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I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN

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THE CHECK FOR
YOUR HALF YET.

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DO NOT GIVE
HIM ANY MONEY.

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I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!

223
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YOU BROKE MY FRIDGE!

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YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
PROFESSOR GELLER?

225
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YES. YES, PLEASE COME IN.

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OOH-OOH…

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DOORKNOB?

228
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YEAH, IT KIND OF
GROWS ON YOU.

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ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO FINISH
TALKING TO YOU

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ABOUT SPRING VACATION.

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OH, GOOD.

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00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,468
LOOK, I…

233
00:10:07,723 --> 00:10:10,393
LOOK, I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME
WITH YOU

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AND I JUST DON'T WANT US
TO MOVE TOO FAST

235
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OR PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON US.

236
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SO, I'M SORRY.

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I JUST DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD GO AWAY TOGETHER YET.

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IT'S TOO SOON.

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UM, ROSS, I THINK YOU
MISUNDERSTOOD

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WHAT I WAS SAYING.

241
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I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU

242
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THAT I'M GOING TO FLORIDA
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

243
00:10:32,706 --> 00:10:38,755
NO. I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD
WHAT I WAS SAYING.

244
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,174
WHAT I MEANT WAS…

245
00:10:41,257 --> 00:10:42,717
YOU ARE SO ADORABLE.

246
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,803
THAT… LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT.

247
00:10:48,764 --> 00:10:49,724
HI.
HEY.

248
00:10:49,807 --> 00:10:51,768
HOW DID IT GO
WITH ELIZABETH?

249
00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,019
OH, OH, IT WAS FINE.

250
00:10:53,102 --> 00:10:54,896
UH, IT WAS JUST
A MISUNDERSTANDING.

251
00:10:54,979 --> 00:10:56,814
SHE DIDN'T WANT ME
TO GO WITH HER.

252
00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:58,566
SHE JUST WANTED TO LET ME KNOW

253
00:10:58,649 --> 00:11:01,318
THAT SHE'S GOING TO FLORIDA
FOR SPRING VACATION.

254
00:11:01,401 --> 00:11:02,319
WAIT A MINUTE.

255
00:11:02,402 --> 00:11:03,738
IS SHE GOING FOR SPRING VACATION

256
00:11:03,821 --> 00:11:05,656
OR IS SHE GOING FOR
SPRING BREAK? WHOO-HOO!

257
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:08,534
WHAT'S-WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

258
00:11:08,617 --> 00:11:09,953
WELL, A SPRING VACATION

259
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:12,705
YOU'RE DOING NICE THINGS
WITH YOUR GRANDPARENTS.

260
00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:14,957
SPRING BREAK,
YOU'RE DOING FRAT GUYS.

261
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:17,292
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

262
00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,503
NOT ALL SPRING BREAKS
ARE LIKE THAT.

263
00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:20,546
WHAT'D YOU DO ON YOURS?

264
00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:22,715
I WENT TO EGYPT WITH MY DAD.

265
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,094
I CAN SEE IT NOW.

266
00:11:26,177 --> 00:11:28,596
LOOK, DAD, IT'S THE SPHINX.

267
00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:30,056
WHOO-WHOO!

268
00:11:30,139 --> 00:11:32,267
I THINK ELIZABETH
IS A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS

269
00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:34,269
THAN SPRING BREAK… WHOO-HOO!

270
00:11:34,352 --> 00:11:36,104
ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, COME ON.

271
00:11:36,187 --> 00:11:37,563
SHE'S TAKING MY CLASS.

272
00:11:37,646 --> 00:11:38,856
AND SLEPT
WITH THE PROFESSOR.

273
00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:39,816
I'M GOING TO CALL HER.

274
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,441
YEAH.

275
00:11:44,028 --> 00:11:45,404
HEY.

276
00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,282
YOU GUYS, UM, I WANT YOU
TO MEET SEBASTIAN.

277
00:11:47,365 --> 00:11:48,283
HI.

278
00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:50,367
WE JUST MET AT THE NEWSSTAND.

279
00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:52,828
WE BOTH GRABBED FOR THE LAST
FIELD AND STREAM.

280
00:11:54,538 --> 00:11:56,916
WHAT? I READ THAT.

281
00:11:56,999 --> 00:11:59,460
CAN I GET YOU
A CUP OF COFFEE?

282
00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:01,295
OH, YES, THANK YOU.

283
00:12:03,547 --> 00:12:05,466
RACHEL, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

284
00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:07,093
WHAT?

285
00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:08,845
YOU ASKED US TO FIND YOU A GUY

286
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,346
AND THEN YOU COME TRAIPSING
IN HERE WITH A GUY OF YOUR OWN?

287
00:12:11,429 --> 00:12:12,515
YOU FOUND ME A GUY?

288
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,309
YES, WE FOUND YOU
A REALLY CUTE

289
00:12:14,392 --> 00:12:16,435
AND FUNNY GUY
FROM CHANDLER'S WORK.

290
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:18,479
YEAH, AND I FOUND YOU ONE, TOO

291
00:12:18,562 --> 00:12:19,939
WHO IS NOT A WEIRDO.

292
00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:21,816
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT,
THOUGH, YOU GUYS?

293
00:12:21,899 --> 00:12:23,484
I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT

294
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,946
BUT I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE
SEBASTIAN TO THE CHARITY.

295
00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:28,072
ARE YOU SURE?

296
00:12:28,155 --> 00:12:30,325
BECAUSE OUR GUY
SMELLS INCREDIBLE.

297
00:12:30,408 --> 00:12:32,994
WOULD YOU STOP IT
WITH THAT ALREADY?

298
00:12:33,077 --> 00:12:34,120
HERE YOU GO.

299
00:12:34,203 --> 00:12:35,955
OH, THANK YOU.

300
00:12:36,038 --> 00:12:36,956
SURE.

301
00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:38,082
SO, SEBASTIAN

302
00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:39,917
DO YOU DO ANY VOLUNTEER WORK?

303
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,669
UH, NO, NOT REALLY. WHY?

304
00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:43,963
NO REASON; IT'S JUST
I KNOW A SINGLE GUY

305
00:12:44,046 --> 00:12:45,965
WHO DOES CARE
ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

306
00:12:47,174 --> 00:12:48,174
ARE YOU FUNNY?

307
00:12:49,843 --> 00:12:50,761
EXCUSE ME?

308
00:12:50,844 --> 00:12:52,596
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

309
00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:53,764
ARE YOU FUNNY?

310
00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:55,141
TELL US A JOKE.

311
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:58,811
LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO
HAVE COFFEE WITH RACHEL.

312
00:12:58,894 --> 00:13:00,563
YEAH, WELL,
SO DO A LOT OF PEOPLE.

313
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,774
ACTUALLY, UH, I
GOT TO GET GOING.

314
00:13:03,857 --> 00:13:04,775
OH…

315
00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:06,569
GIVE ME A CALL
SOMETIME.

316
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,821
YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME
YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

317
00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:09,947
OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.

318
00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,909
TURNS OUT HE IS
KIND OF FUNNY.

319
00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:20,958
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS.

320
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,126
HE WAS REALLY NICE

321
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:24,670
AND HE JUST LEFT
BECAUSE OF YOU.

322
00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:26,089
YEAH, BUT, SEBASTIAN?

323
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,882
WHAT IS THAT,
A CAT'S NAME?

324
00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,759
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT

325
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:30,801
I NOTICED, RACHEL?

326
00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:32,387
HE SCARES EASY, YOU KNOW.

327
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:35,139
IS THAT THE KIND OF GUY
YOU WANT TO TAKE TO A BALL?

328
00:13:35,222 --> 00:13:37,767
"HEY, SEBASTIAN, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DANCE?"

329
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,559
"UH… OKAY, I GOT TO GO."

330
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:42,146
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
STOP IT.

331
00:13:42,229 --> 00:13:43,522
RACHEL, WE'RE VERY SORRY.

332
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,649
THAT WAS A VERY INSENSITIVE
THING FOR US TO DO

333
00:13:45,732 --> 00:13:47,902
AND, YOU KNOW WHAT,
LET US MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

334
00:13:47,985 --> 00:13:49,820
WE HAVE TWO REALLY
GREAT GUYS FOR YOU.

335
00:13:49,903 --> 00:13:51,781
YEAH, WHAT HAVE
YOU GOT TO LOSE?

336
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,449
YOU MIGHT EVEN END UP
WITH SOMEONE REALLY SPECIAL

337
00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:55,784
IF YOU PICK MINE.

338
00:13:57,286 --> 00:13:58,704
ALL RIGHT.

339
00:13:58,787 --> 00:14:00,455
OKAY, SO YOU WILL
MEET OUR GUYS?

340
00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:01,707
YES, I'LL MEET THEM.

341
00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:03,626
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHICH ONE YOU CHOOSE.

342
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,002
IT'S COMPLETELY UP TO YOU.

343
00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:06,129
OUR GUY IS PERFECT…

344
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:07,755
OR YOU COULD GO OUT
WITH THE GUY

345
00:14:07,838 --> 00:14:10,632
PHOEBE DEEMED NOT GOOD ENOUGH
TO GO OUT WITH HERSELF.

346
00:14:12,426 --> 00:14:13,761
PHOEBE, THERE YOU ARE.

347
00:14:13,844 --> 00:14:15,430
OKAY, YOU BROKE MY FRIDGE.

348
00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:16,806
YOU OWE ME 400 BUCKS.

349
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,058
OKAY, SURE.

350
00:14:19,141 --> 00:14:20,393
REALLY?

351
00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:22,019
YEAH, YEAH.

352
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:23,938
OOH, TECHNICALLY,
YOU OWE ME $600

353
00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:27,483
FOR SENDING OUT HAPPY THOUGHTS
ON YOUR LAST TEN AUDITIONS.

354
00:14:32,154 --> 00:14:34,156
CALL IT EVEN?

355
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,575
OKAY.

356
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:40,371
WELL, THERE
YOU ARE.

357
00:14:40,454 --> 00:14:42,498
SO WHAT DID ELIZABETH SAY?

358
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,209
WELL, IT TURNS OUT SHE IS GOING
TO DAYTONA FOR SPRING BREAK…

359
00:14:45,292 --> 00:14:46,669
WHOO-HOO.

360
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,421
THAT MEANS WET T-SHIRT CONTESTS

361
00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:50,506
GUYS DOING SHOTS
OFF OF GIRLS' BODIES

362
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,050
WAKING UP NEXT TO PEOPLE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

363
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:56,095
MAN, SHE IS GOING
TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.

364
00:14:57,471 --> 00:15:00,391
IS SHE STAYING AT
THE HOTEL CORONA?

365
00:15:00,474 --> 00:15:01,517
YOU KNOW THE HOTELS?

366
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,810
SURE. I WAS THERE.

367
00:15:02,893 --> 00:15:04,561
SPRING BREAK '81. WHOO!

368
00:15:04,644 --> 00:15:07,690
IN 1981, YOU WERE 13.

369
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:08,774
SO WHAT?

370
00:15:08,857 --> 00:15:10,651
I DROVE DOWN,
SOLD T-SHIRTS.

371
00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:11,819
HAD A BLAST.

372
00:15:11,902 --> 00:15:14,030
AND YOU KNOW WHO
KNOWS HOW TO PARTY?

373
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,489
DRUNK COLLEGE CHICKS.

374
00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,576
OKAY, SHE CAN'T GO.

375
00:15:19,659 --> 00:15:21,287
ROSS, YOU CAN'T TELL HER
NOT TO GO.

376
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:22,579
YOU JUST STARTED DATING.

377
00:15:22,662 --> 00:15:23,956
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

378
00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:25,749
NOTHING. YOU JUST HAVE
TO BE COOL WITH IT.

379
00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:27,251
WELL, WHAT IF
SHE GOES DOWN THERE

380
00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:28,752
AND SLEEPS WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS?

381
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:31,671
WELL, MAYBE YOU
DON'T MARRY THIS ONE.

382
00:15:38,512 --> 00:15:40,931
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE
GOING ON THIS TRIP.

383
00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:44,018
YEAH, I'VE BEEN WORKING
SO HARD THIS SEMESTER.

384
00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:46,437
I REALLY NEED TO GO
CRAZY, YOU KNOW?

385
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,771
BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.

386
00:15:47,854 --> 00:15:50,607
SURE, SURE.

387
00:15:50,690 --> 00:15:52,276
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW

388
00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:55,821
IF YOUR PLANS ARE
FINALIZED YET, BUT…

389
00:15:55,904 --> 00:15:58,949
HEY, I KNOW ANOTHER GREAT
WAY TO BLOW OFF STEAM.

390
00:15:59,032 --> 00:15:59,867
WHAT?

391
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:02,119
ARE YOU INTO CRAFTS AT ALL?

392
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,122
ROSS, ARE YOU OKAY?

393
00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:07,291
YEAH, OF COURSE… I'M OKAY.

394
00:16:07,374 --> 00:16:09,626
I'M JUST BEING…
SUPPORTIVE.

395
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:13,423
SUPPORTIVE OF YOU
AND THIS WHOLE TRIP, AND…

396
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,882
WHAT-WHAT IS… WHAT'S THIS?

397
00:16:17,635 --> 00:16:19,303
IT'S A BATHING SUIT.

398
00:16:19,386 --> 00:16:21,764
TO WEAR IN FRONT OF PEOPLE?

399
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,308
IS THAT SUPPORTIVE?

400
00:16:24,391 --> 00:16:25,684
IS THIS?

401
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,188
HEY.

402
00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:30,647
HEY.

403
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:32,816
WE'RE REALLY GLAD
YOU DECIDED TO
MEET OUR GUY.

404
00:16:32,899 --> 00:16:35,152
YOU'RE GOING
TO LIKE HIM SO MUCH.

405
00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:36,862
WHEN DO YOU WANT
TO MEET HIM?

406
00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:38,072
I DON'T KNOW.

407
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:39,782
I DON'T WORK LATE
TOMORROW NIGHT.

408
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,285
TOMORROW NIGHT IS GOOD.
TOMORROW NIGHT IS GOOD.

409
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,453
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

410
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,162
WHY PUT OFF SOMETHING
TILL TOMORROW

411
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,414
YOU COULD DO RIGHT NOW?

412
00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:47,665
ELDAD, COME HERE.

413
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,501
ELDAD,
THIS IS RACHEL.

414
00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:51,502
HOW ARE YOU?

415
00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:52,962
WELL, A LITTLE BLINDSIDED

416
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,088
BUT, YOU KNOW, GOOD.

417
00:16:54,171 --> 00:16:56,340
ELDAD, SIT DOWN.

418
00:16:56,423 --> 00:16:58,259
MOVE OVER.
MOVE OVER NOW.

419
00:16:58,342 --> 00:17:00,052
THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU ARE.

420
00:17:02,012 --> 00:17:03,472
OKAY, OKAY,
WE CAN TAKE A HINT.

421
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:08,018
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

422
00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:09,812
THIS IS PATRICK.
HI.

423
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,230
OKAY, YOU'RE
TOO LATE, OKAY

424
00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:13,190
BECAUSE SHE'S
ALREADY WITH OUR GUY.

425
00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:14,442
OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

426
00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:15,776
I AM TOO LATE.

427
00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:18,070
THEY'RE SITTING
ON THE COUCH
AND TALKING.

428
00:17:18,153 --> 00:17:19,447
COME ON.

429
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,781
RACHEL.

430
00:17:20,864 --> 00:17:21,991
YEAH?

431
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,326
THIS IS PATRICK.

432
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,328
OH, HI.

433
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,455
THIS IS THE GUY
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

434
00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:29,873
AND BELIEVE ME, THIS SUIT
DOES NOT DO JUSTICE

435
00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:31,291
TO WHAT'S UNDERNEATH IT.

436
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:34,545
OKAY…

437
00:17:34,628 --> 00:17:36,046
BUT, PHEEBS…

438
00:17:36,129 --> 00:17:38,299
I'M JUST SORT OF IN
THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

439
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:40,050
OH, OKAY, YEAH,
THAT'S OKAY.

440
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:41,051
HAVE A SEAT.

441
00:17:41,134 --> 00:17:42,637
YOU CAN'T
DO THAT.

442
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,221
MAYBE I
SHOULD GO.

443
00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:46,516
SIT DOWN.
WE'RE WINNING.

444
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,392
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
MAYBE I SHOULD GO.

445
00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:49,726
NO! NO!
NO! NO!

446
00:17:49,809 --> 00:17:50,894
YOU HAVE A SEAT.

447
00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:52,896
RACHEL, RACHEL, YOU
HAVEN'T TOUCHED

448
00:17:52,979 --> 00:17:53,897
ELDAD'S HAIR.

449
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,400
IT IS THE SOFTEST HAIR.

450
00:17:56,483 --> 00:17:57,527
I'M GOOD.

451
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,445
RACHEL, PATRICK IS REALLY RICH.

452
00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:00,737
GIVE HER SOME MONEY.

453
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:01,947
WHAT?

454
00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:03,740
UH… YOU KNOW
WHAT, PHOEBE.

455
00:18:03,823 --> 00:18:06,327
THIS ISN'T REALLY WORTH
THE FREE MASSAGE.

456
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,496
THAT'S RIGHT, PATRICK.
BYE-BYE.

457
00:18:08,579 --> 00:18:10,623
ELDAD IS MUCH MORE
COOPERATIVE

458
00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:11,915
AND HE CAN DANCE.

459
00:18:11,998 --> 00:18:13,042
YOU DANCE FOR RACHEL.

460
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,126
OH, MY GOD…

461
00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:15,545
NO, NO, NO,
DON'T DANCE FOR ME!

462
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,629
PLEASE, DON'T DANCE.

463
00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:18,881
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU GUYS?

464
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,634
YEAH, OKAY, LET'S
TALK IT OUT.

465
00:18:21,717 --> 00:18:24,595
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT
THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR?

466
00:18:24,678 --> 00:18:25,680
I'M EMBARRASSED.

467
00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:26,972
SHH, SHH, SHH.

468
00:18:27,055 --> 00:18:28,349
I'LL TELL YOU

469
00:18:28,432 --> 00:18:30,976
WHO SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED…
IT'S YOU GUYS.

470
00:18:31,059 --> 00:18:33,020
COME ON, THIS
IS RIDICULOUS.

471
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,523
THANK YOU, BUT I DO NOT NEED
YOU TO GET ME A DATE.

472
00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:36,773
THEN WHY DID
SHE ASK US…?

473
00:18:36,856 --> 00:18:37,900
I AM STILL TALKING!

474
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,194
AND THEN YOU CHASE
AWAY THE ONE GUY

475
00:18:40,277 --> 00:18:41,820
THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED.

476
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:44,031
I MEAN, NO OFFENSE
TO YOU GUYS, REALLY.

477
00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:46,534
I MEAN, CONGRATULATIONS
ON… ALL THE CASH.

478
00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:49,036
AND… AND…
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY

479
00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:50,829
WOW, YOU DO HAVE
VERY SOFT HAIR.

480
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,832
BUT I WOULD MUCH RATHER
GO TO THE BALL ALL BY MYSELF

481
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,792
THAN GO THROUGH
ANY MORE OF THIS.

482
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,127
GOOD-BYE.

483
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,839
NOW, DO YOU USE SOME SORT

484
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,133
OF SPECIAL CONDITIONER
ON THAT HAIR?

485
00:19:03,216 --> 00:19:05,135
YES, PAPAYA EXTRACT.

486
00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:06,553
THANK YOU.

487
00:19:11,141 --> 00:19:13,977
SO, UH, HAVE
A GREAT TIME
DOWN THERE.

488
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,771
I WILL.

489
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,773
DID YOU PACK
THAT BATHING SUIT?

490
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,233
YEAH.

491
00:19:19,316 --> 00:19:21,777
IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY WHEN
I HID IT FOR A WHILE, HUH?

492
00:19:24,904 --> 00:19:27,575
ANYWAY, UM…

493
00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:30,411
I AM WORRIED ABOUT
THAT BATHING SUIT.

494
00:19:30,494 --> 00:19:32,371
NOT BECAUSE
IT'S REVEALING

495
00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:34,081
WHICH I'M FINE WITH.

496
00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:37,334
NO, I'M CONCERNED
ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…

497
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,835
UM, SUN EXPOSURE.

498
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:39,920
OH, DON'T WORRY.

499
00:19:40,003 --> 00:19:41,589
I HAVE PLENTY
OF SUNBLOCK.

500
00:19:41,672 --> 00:19:43,257
IT'S SPF-30.

501
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:45,134
WELL, IF WHAT'S
IN THE BOTTLE

502
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,176
IS ACTUALLY 30.

503
00:19:46,259 --> 00:19:47,970
I MEAN, SOMETIMES
YOU GET 30

504
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,346
SOMETIMES IT'S FOUR.

505
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:50,598
AND I SWEAR TO GOD

506
00:19:50,681 --> 00:19:52,891
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT,
IT'S JUST MILK.

507
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,060
ROSS, IT'S GOING
TO BE OKAY.

508
00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:57,020
I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE

509
00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:59,565
TO HOOK UP WITH
A BUNCH OF GUYS.

510
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:01,024
I REALLY LIKE YOU.

511
00:20:01,107 --> 00:20:02,901
I LIKE HOW THINGS
ARE GOING BETWEEN US.

512
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,236
REALLY?

513
00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:06,530
YEAH. I'M JUST GOING
DOWN THERE TO RELAX

514
00:20:06,613 --> 00:20:08,198
AND HANG OUT
WITH MY FRIENDS.

515
00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:11,786
OKAY. COOL.

516
00:20:11,869 --> 00:20:13,162
OH, HEY,
HERE THEY ARE.

517
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,663
HEY, ELIZABETH!

518
00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:27,676
CALL ME.

519
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,684
RACHEL, WE'RE SORRY
FOR PUSHING

520
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,892
THOSE GUYS ON YOU.

521
00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:37,269
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

522
00:20:37,352 --> 00:20:38,646
I ENDED UP HAVING
A REALLY GOOD TIME.

523
00:20:38,729 --> 00:20:40,897
THE CHARITY WAS A BIG SUCCESS

524
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,400
AND THEY RAISED A LOT
OF MONEY AND AWARENESS.

525
00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:44,943
SO WHAT WAS IT FOR, ANYWAY?

526
00:20:47,237 --> 00:20:49,239
I WANT TO SAY A DISEASE.

527
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,576
HEY.

528
00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:55,746
I GOT THIS REALLY WEIRD
MESSAGE FROM ROSS.

529
00:20:55,829 --> 00:20:57,080
HE SAID TURN ON MTV.

530
00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:59,291
ALL RIGHT.

531
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,420
OH, MY GOD! LOOK!

532
00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:05,505
THAT'S ELIZABETH!

533
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:17,016
OH, OH,
PROFESSOR GELLER.

534
00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,230
AH, TO BE 13 AGAIN.

