1 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:05,165 OH, BUT THE 12th BRINGS A LOVERS' SPAT. 2 00:00:05,248 --> 00:00:08,251 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT MY SPECIAL PRESENT. 3 00:00:08,334 --> 00:00:09,919 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 4 00:00:11,254 --> 00:00:13,256 OH, WAIT, AND ON THE 19th 5 00:00:13,339 --> 00:00:16,050 "A SECRET CRUSH ANNOUNCES ITSELF." 6 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,225 HEY, GUYS. HEY! 7 00:00:23,308 --> 00:00:24,893 OH, MY GOD, IT'S JOEY TRIBBIANI 8 00:00:24,976 --> 00:00:26,269 OF MAC AND C.H.E.E.S.E.! 9 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,690 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY. 10 00:00:30,773 --> 00:00:32,650 SO, ARE YOU PSYCHED TO FIGHT FAKE CRIME 11 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:33,985 WITH YOUR ROBOT SIDEKICK? 12 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,487 AM I PSYCHED? 13 00:00:35,570 --> 00:00:37,280 THE LEAD IN MY OWN TV SERIES? 14 00:00:37,363 --> 00:00:39,282 I'VE DREAMED ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS! 15 00:00:39,365 --> 00:00:42,618 WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN PREPARING? 16 00:00:42,701 --> 00:00:44,996 NO, JOEY, YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT. 17 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,873 BUT I GOT TO ACT WITH A ROBOT, PHEEBS 18 00:00:46,956 --> 00:00:48,958 AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TECHNOLOGY. 19 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:53,671 I CAN'T EVEN USE CHANDLER'S COMPUTER, EXCEPT TO FIND PORN. 20 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:54,923 AND THAT'S ONLY 'CAUSE IT'S RIGHT THERE 21 00:00:55,006 --> 00:00:56,048 WHEN YOU TURN IT ON. 22 00:00:58,050 --> 00:00:59,177 I THINK OUR LOVERS' SPAT 23 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,513 WILL START A LITTLE EARLY THIS MONTH. 24 00:01:01,596 --> 00:01:02,972 I'LL BE WAITING. 25 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,557 ARE YOU JUDGING THEM BY THEIR COVERS? 26 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,976 'CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. 27 00:01:48,059 --> 00:01:49,852 NO, I'M JUST DECIDING WHICH ONE TO USE. 28 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,854 I'M GOING TO START WRITING ANOTHER BOOK. 29 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:56,651 B-BECAUSE THE LAST ONE WAS SUCH A BIG SELLER? 30 00:01:56,734 --> 00:01:59,862 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, I HAVE WRITTEN 14 BOOKS 31 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,782 AND, AS I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS READ THEM 32 00:02:02,865 --> 00:02:06,827 I CAN TELL YOU THAT THEY HAVE ALL BEEN VERY WELL-RECEIVED. 33 00:02:08,413 --> 00:02:10,039 HEY. HEY. 34 00:02:10,122 --> 00:02:11,458 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING LATER? 35 00:02:11,541 --> 00:02:12,959 OH, RACHEL AND I HAVE APPOINTMENTS 36 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:13,960 TO GET OUR HAIR CUT. 37 00:02:14,043 --> 00:02:15,128 WE DO? 38 00:02:15,211 --> 00:02:16,171 I WANT TO SEE WHAT HE WANTS. 39 00:02:16,254 --> 00:02:17,839 OH. 40 00:02:17,922 --> 00:02:21,259 I JUST FOUND OUT ELIZABETH'S DAD WANTS TO MEET ME. 41 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,094 WAIT A MINUTE; HOLD THE PHONE… 42 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:24,762 YOU'RE NOT ELIZABETH'S DAD? 43 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,059 LOOK, COME ON, GUYS. 44 00:02:30,142 --> 00:02:31,769 I REALLY WANT THIS GUY TO LIKE ME. 45 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,022 IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT IF YOU GUYS COULD BE HERE 46 00:02:34,105 --> 00:02:35,398 TO KIND OF MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. 47 00:02:35,481 --> 00:02:36,899 WE CAN BE HERE. OH, OF COURSE! 48 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,026 THANKS. 49 00:02:38,109 --> 00:02:39,277 WE KNOW HOW TOUGH 50 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,028 THOSE PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES CAN BE. 51 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:48,702 SO, HERE'S YOUR OFFICE SET. 52 00:02:48,785 --> 00:02:51,665 WOW, HUH? 53 00:02:51,748 --> 00:02:53,875 MAC MACAVELLI, PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 54 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:55,293 HUH? 55 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,420 LET'S, UH, GET YOU TO WARDROBE FOR A FITTING. 56 00:02:57,503 --> 00:02:59,839 OKAY… HEY, UH, WHEN DO I GET TO MEET THE ROBOT? 57 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:01,174 WHY DON'T WE DO THAT RIGHT NOW? 58 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:02,258 HE'S RIGHT HERE. 59 00:03:02,341 --> 00:03:03,385 OKAY. 60 00:03:03,468 --> 00:03:05,178 JOEY TRIBBIANI, THIS IS… 61 00:03:05,261 --> 00:03:06,179 OH, MY… WOW! 62 00:03:06,262 --> 00:03:08,306 HE'S SO LIFELIKE. 63 00:03:10,099 --> 00:03:12,143 UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS WAYNE. 64 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,270 THE MAN WHO CREATED AND OPERATES C.H.E.E.S.E. 65 00:03:14,353 --> 00:03:16,565 HOW DO YOU DO, THERE, WAYNE? 66 00:03:16,648 --> 00:03:18,774 I'LL LET YOU TWO GUYS GET ACQUAINTED, HUH? 67 00:03:18,857 --> 00:03:19,775 OKAY. 68 00:03:19,858 --> 00:03:21,611 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 69 00:03:21,694 --> 00:03:22,862 UH, SO, WHERE'S C.H.E.E.S.E.? 70 00:03:22,945 --> 00:03:25,740 C.H.E.E.S.E. IS RIGHT HERE. 71 00:03:31,162 --> 00:03:33,998 NICE TO MEET YOU, MAC. 72 00:03:36,793 --> 00:03:39,045 THIS IS, LIKE, THE TEMPORARY ROBOT, RIGHT? 73 00:03:39,128 --> 00:03:40,880 NO. WHY? 74 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:42,591 WELL, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE 75 00:03:42,674 --> 00:03:44,342 LIKE, A REALLY COOL ROBOT, YOU KNOW? 76 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,552 LIKE THE TERMINATOR 77 00:03:45,635 --> 00:03:47,679 OR, UH, WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU. 78 00:03:47,762 --> 00:03:50,139 I SPENT TWO YEARS DEVELOPING THIS MACHINE. 79 00:03:50,222 --> 00:03:52,517 IT'S ABSOLUTELY STATE-OF-THE-ART. 80 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,809 I'M SORRY, IT JUST… 81 00:03:53,892 --> 00:03:54,977 IT DOESN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE 82 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:55,978 IT CAN DO ANYTHING. 83 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,563 IT CAN DO THIS. WHOO! 84 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:12,078 THIS IS MY FATHER, PAUL STEVENS. 85 00:04:12,161 --> 00:04:13,329 DAD, THIS IS ROSS GELLER. 86 00:04:13,412 --> 00:04:16,374 IT-IT-IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU, PAUL. 87 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,833 I USUALLY PREFER LIZ'S BOYFRIENDS 88 00:04:17,916 --> 00:04:20,085 TO ADDRESS ME AS MR. STEVENS. 89 00:04:21,546 --> 00:04:24,299 WELL, OF COURSE, OF COURSE, MR. STEVENS. 90 00:04:24,382 --> 00:04:26,593 SO, ROSS… 91 00:04:26,676 --> 00:04:28,427 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 92 00:04:30,179 --> 00:04:31,681 EXCUSE ME? 93 00:04:31,764 --> 00:04:33,932 WHY CAN'T YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND YOU OWN AGE? 94 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,770 OH, IT'S FUNNY. 95 00:04:36,853 --> 00:04:37,853 UM… 96 00:04:37,936 --> 00:04:40,189 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 97 00:04:40,272 --> 00:04:42,858 I DON'T LIKE YOU GOING OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER, ROSS. 98 00:04:42,941 --> 00:04:45,612 OKAY, UM… I CAN, I CAN SEE THAT. 99 00:04:45,695 --> 00:04:49,198 UM, BUT I THINK IF YOU GIVE ME, UM, ONE CHANCE 100 00:04:49,281 --> 00:04:50,742 I-I CAN CHANGE YOUR MIND. 101 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,368 OKAY. 102 00:04:52,451 --> 00:04:53,869 WHAT? 103 00:04:53,952 --> 00:04:55,163 OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU ONE CHANCE 104 00:04:55,246 --> 00:04:57,165 TO CHANGE MY MIND. 105 00:04:57,248 --> 00:04:58,290 YOU GOT ONE MINUTE. 106 00:05:00,543 --> 00:05:02,671 DADDY… FINE. 107 00:05:02,754 --> 00:05:03,838 TWO MINUTES. 108 00:05:03,921 --> 00:05:06,131 GO. 109 00:05:10,762 --> 00:05:12,180 A MINUTE, 50 SECONDS. 110 00:05:12,263 --> 00:05:13,640 OKAY, UM… 111 00:05:13,723 --> 00:05:14,974 I WANT YOU TO KNOW I HAVE NEVER 112 00:05:15,057 --> 00:05:16,976 DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 113 00:05:17,059 --> 00:05:20,605 I MEAN, I'VE BEEN IN, UM, RELATIONSHIPS IN GENERAL, 114 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,398 BUT I'VE NEVER DONE IT WITH A STUDENT. 115 00:05:22,481 --> 00:05:23,649 I MEAN, I… NOT… 116 00:05:25,401 --> 00:05:26,944 NOT "IT"… I MEAN… I DON'T MEAN… 117 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,197 WE HAVEN'T DONE "IT." 118 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:32,324 UH, WE… I MEAN, WE'VE DONE STUFF, BUT I… 119 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:34,868 OKAY, OKAY. 120 00:05:34,951 --> 00:05:36,454 A JOKE, A JOKE. 121 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,164 LIGHTEN THE MOOD. 122 00:05:38,247 --> 00:05:39,791 UM, TWO GUYS GO INTO A BAR. 123 00:05:39,874 --> 00:05:41,125 ONE OF THEM'S IRISH… 124 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,377 I'M IRISH. 125 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:45,170 AND THE IRISH GUY WINS THE JOKE. 126 00:05:46,963 --> 00:05:48,424 ROSS! ROSS! 127 00:05:48,507 --> 00:05:50,092 HOW CRAZY THAT WE WOULD RUN INTO YOU. 128 00:05:50,175 --> 00:05:53,596 OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU. 129 00:05:53,679 --> 00:05:56,474 UM, UH, MR. STEVENS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIENDS. 130 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,852 THIS IS PHOEBE, MONICA AND CHANDLER. 131 00:05:58,935 --> 00:06:00,854 SO YOU'RE ELIZABETH'S FATHER, HUH? 132 00:06:00,937 --> 00:06:03,147 I CAN SEE NOW WHERE SHE GETS HER… 133 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,316 RUGGED HANDSOMENESS. 134 00:06:07,276 --> 00:06:09,737 IS THERE A MRS. STEVENS? 135 00:06:10,947 --> 00:06:12,907 THERE'S A MR. BING. 136 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,785 NO. 137 00:06:15,868 --> 00:06:17,495 UNFORTUNATELY, LIZZY'S MOM PASSED AWAY 138 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,705 SHORTLY AFTER SHE WAS BORN. 139 00:06:18,788 --> 00:06:20,415 I RAISED HER BY MYSELF. 140 00:06:20,498 --> 00:06:21,666 OH! OH! 141 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,502 I GET THAT A LOT. 142 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,961 OKAY. 143 00:06:26,044 --> 00:06:27,756 UM, WHY DON'T WE ALL TAKE A SEAT, YOU KNOW? 144 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:31,718 AND, UH, AND I'LL GET US ALL SOME COFFEES. 145 00:06:31,801 --> 00:06:33,469 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU…? 146 00:06:34,929 --> 00:06:36,806 UH, AND YOU GUYS CAN TALK ABOUT WHATEVER… 147 00:06:36,889 --> 00:06:38,182 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 148 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,058 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER POPS INTO YOUR HEAD. 149 00:06:42,394 --> 00:06:45,064 IT IS SO STRANGE SEEING ROSS HERE AT THIS TIME OF DAY 150 00:06:45,147 --> 00:06:47,983 'CAUSE USUALLY, WELL, HE'S AT THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 151 00:06:48,066 --> 00:06:49,485 YEAH. 152 00:06:49,568 --> 00:06:51,445 NOT LOOKING FOR DATES. 153 00:06:55,366 --> 00:06:58,244 SO, UH, MONICA IS ROSS'S SISTER. 154 00:06:58,327 --> 00:06:59,829 YEAH. HE'S A GREAT BROTHER. 155 00:06:59,912 --> 00:07:01,080 I HAD A SISTER. 156 00:07:01,163 --> 00:07:02,415 OH. SHE PASSED AWAY. 157 00:07:02,498 --> 00:07:03,875 OH! OH! 158 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:06,252 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT EVERY TIME. 159 00:07:06,335 --> 00:07:09,171 BUT, UH, ROSS, ROSS IS A GREAT GUY. 160 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:11,048 I, UH, WAS ROOMMATES WITH HIM IN COLLEGE. 161 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,926 FUNNY STORY… 162 00:07:13,009 --> 00:07:16,846 YOUR ROOMMATE IN COLLEGE DIED, DIDN'T HE? 163 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:20,140 A PART OF HIM DID, YES. 164 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:23,311 OKAY, HERE WE ARE… PAUL, ELIZABETH. 165 00:07:23,394 --> 00:07:24,646 SO, I HOPE YOU GUYS 166 00:07:24,729 --> 00:07:26,564 WERE FINDING SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT. 167 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:27,982 YES. WE WERE JUST… 168 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:30,234 HI, SORRY I'M LATE, BUT I AM READY. 169 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,361 READY TO TALK YOU UP. 170 00:07:32,444 --> 00:07:34,238 WHEN DOES LIZ'S FATHER GET HERE? 171 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,448 I'M ALREADY HERE. 172 00:07:35,531 --> 00:07:36,449 OH! 173 00:07:36,532 --> 00:07:39,117 ROSS IS SO GREAT. 174 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,708 HEY, HONEY, YOU GOT THE KIND WITH THE LITTLE GIRL. 175 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:47,585 YOU SAID WE'D GET THE KIND WITH THE BABY. 176 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,295 NO, YOU SAID THE BABY CREEPS YOU OUT. 177 00:07:49,378 --> 00:07:51,046 NO, THE LITTLE GIRL CREEPS ME OUT. 178 00:07:51,129 --> 00:07:52,256 YOU SAID THE BABY. 179 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,591 WHY WOULD THE BABY CREEP ME OUT? 180 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:56,719 WHY WOULD THE LITTLE GIRL CREEP YOU OUT? 181 00:07:56,802 --> 00:07:59,221 GUYS, I'M SORRY, CAN YOU PLEASE TALK A LITTLE SLOWER? 182 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,556 THIS IS GOING IN YOUR BOOK? 183 00:08:00,639 --> 00:08:02,099 YEAH. IT'S ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. 184 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,519 YOU KNOW, THE TRAPS, THE PITFALLS, WHAT NOT TO DO. 185 00:08:04,602 --> 00:08:06,187 KEEP GOING. THIS STUFF'S GREAT. 186 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:07,522 WHAT? 187 00:08:07,605 --> 00:08:08,982 EXCUSE ME… 188 00:08:09,065 --> 00:08:10,399 AND HOW NONE OF IT MATTERS 189 00:08:10,482 --> 00:08:12,443 WHEN THE PEOPLE REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER. 190 00:08:14,612 --> 00:08:16,948 AND HOW PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU TELL THEM 191 00:08:17,031 --> 00:08:18,407 AS LONG AS IT'S A COMPLIMENT. 192 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:27,166 OH, HI. HI. 193 00:08:27,249 --> 00:08:28,459 HI. HI. 194 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,586 I THINK I LEFT MY KEYS HERE SOMEWHERE. 195 00:08:30,669 --> 00:08:32,296 OH, WELL, LET'S LOOK FOR THEM. 196 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:34,423 USUALLY UNDER HERE, THEY'RE… 197 00:08:34,506 --> 00:08:37,176 OH, OH, HEY, HEY, ARE THESE THEM? 198 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:39,387 NO. 199 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:41,097 ALL RIGHT. 200 00:08:42,139 --> 00:08:43,808 OH! 201 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,018 HERE THEY ARE RIGHT HERE. 202 00:08:45,101 --> 00:08:46,268 OH, GOOD. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 203 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:47,311 YEAH… WAIT! 204 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,646 OH, SORRY, MR. PAUL, MR. PAUL. 205 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:50,064 JUST CALL ME PAUL. PAUL. 206 00:08:50,147 --> 00:08:52,358 UM, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW 207 00:08:52,441 --> 00:08:55,194 THAT, YOU KNOW, ROSS REALLY IS A GREAT GUY. 208 00:08:55,277 --> 00:08:56,654 WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD DATE HIM, THEN. 209 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,031 THAT WOULD SAVE ME THE TROUBLE OF KILLING HIM. 210 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,120 ARE YOU OKAY? 211 00:09:05,203 --> 00:09:08,123 YOU JUST DON'T LOOK OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A 20-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. 212 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:10,334 WELL, WE WERE VERY YOUNG WHEN WE HAD HER. 213 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,211 OH, WE? 214 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:14,923 WELL, YEAH. IT USUALLY TAKES TWO PEOPLE TO… 215 00:09:15,006 --> 00:09:16,131 OH, NO! YES! 216 00:09:16,214 --> 00:09:18,300 OF COURSE… I KNOW THAT. 217 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:21,553 I MEANT, ARE YOU STILL "WE," OR ARE YOU JUST "YOU"? 218 00:09:22,638 --> 00:09:24,599 I'M JUST ME, YEAH. 219 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:27,184 MY WIFE DIED SHORTLY AFTER LIZZY WAS BORN. 220 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:28,811 OH! 221 00:09:28,894 --> 00:09:31,105 SO YOU RAISED HER ALL ON YOUR OWN? 222 00:09:31,188 --> 00:09:33,107 YES, I DID. 223 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:35,109 OH! OH… 224 00:09:36,902 --> 00:09:39,154 HEY. 225 00:09:39,237 --> 00:09:41,574 HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY? PRETTY GREAT. 226 00:09:41,657 --> 00:09:43,701 I DID GET A LITTLE ATTITUDE FROM THE ROBOT. 227 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,327 DAMN THOSE ROBOTS. 228 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,831 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR FAITHFUL SERVANTS! 229 00:09:48,914 --> 00:09:51,000 ANYWAY, IT WASN'T THE ROBOT, IT WAS THE GUY WHO CONTROLS HIM. 230 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,501 YEAH, HE DOESN'T LIKE ME. 231 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:54,754 HE HAD C.H.E.E.S.E. KNOCK OVER THE SANDWICH TABLE 232 00:09:54,837 --> 00:09:56,213 RIGHT WHEN I WAS REACHING FOR ONE… OH! 233 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:59,008 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET HIM FIRED? 234 00:09:59,091 --> 00:10:00,593 I MAY HAVE TO. 235 00:10:00,676 --> 00:10:02,804 I HATE TO DO IT, BUT I'M THE STAR, YOU KNOW? 236 00:10:02,887 --> 00:10:04,597 THERE'S A LIMIT TO HOW MANY SANDWICHES 237 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,473 I CAN EAT OFF THE FLOOR. 238 00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:09,226 EXCUSE ME. 239 00:10:10,686 --> 00:10:13,106 JOEY TRIBBIANI. 240 00:10:13,189 --> 00:10:14,774 JOE! I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU! 241 00:10:14,857 --> 00:10:16,275 I GOT AN AUDITION FOR YOU! 242 00:10:16,358 --> 00:10:17,693 Wow! 243 00:10:17,776 --> 00:10:19,988 The thing is, it's kind of on the Q.T. 244 00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:22,115 THE ACTOR WHO HAS THE PART 245 00:10:22,198 --> 00:10:24,408 DOESN'T KNOW HE MIGHT BE FIRED. 246 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,494 It's a lead in a series… 247 00:10:26,577 --> 00:10:28,412 MAC AND C.H.E.E.S.E. 248 00:10:30,122 --> 00:10:32,083 I'M THE LEAD IN MAC AND C.H.E.E.S.E.! 249 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,459 UH-OH! 250 00:10:36,587 --> 00:10:38,130 JOEY? 251 00:10:39,924 --> 00:10:42,634 HI, ROSS. 252 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:48,306 I WAS JUST GETTING HIM TO LIKE YOU. 253 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,941 JOEY! 254 00:10:57,983 --> 00:10:58,943 JOEY? 255 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,111 HEY, ROSS. 256 00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:02,989 ROSS, JOEY IS NOT HERE. 257 00:11:03,072 --> 00:11:05,282 OKAY, I'LL JUST WAIT FOR HIM IN HERE. 258 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,325 ROSS, IT'S OKAY. 259 00:11:06,408 --> 00:11:07,451 YOU CAN COME OUT. 260 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:08,744 YEAH, ROSS, IT'S OKAY. 261 00:11:08,827 --> 00:11:12,040 IT'S ME, MR. STEVENS. 262 00:11:12,123 --> 00:11:13,499 PAUL, I DIDN'T… 263 00:11:13,582 --> 00:11:16,836 OH, MY GOSH, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU. 264 00:11:16,919 --> 00:11:18,087 SURE YOU DID. 265 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:19,630 YOU CAME IN, YOU GOT ALL AWKWARD. 266 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,882 YOU RAN TO THE BEDROOM. 267 00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:22,549 YOU WERE SHOUTING "JOEY! JOEY!" 268 00:11:24,676 --> 00:11:26,470 BYE, RACHEL. BYE. 269 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,471 I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 270 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,723 OKAY. SEE YOU. 271 00:11:28,806 --> 00:11:31,809 BYE, ROSS. 272 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,102 WHAT… 273 00:11:33,185 --> 00:11:36,313 WHAT… HOW… WHAT THE… HOW… WHAT? 274 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,108 WELL, YOU KNOW, HE LOST HIS KEYS 275 00:11:39,191 --> 00:11:41,527 SO HE WAS LOOKING FOR THEM. 276 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:43,319 IN YOUR MOUTH? 277 00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:47,240 NO… 278 00:11:47,323 --> 00:11:49,493 DOWNSTAIRS, AND WE GOT TO TALKING, 279 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,494 YOU KNOW, FOR, LIKE, TWO HOURS 280 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,996 AND I REALLY LIKED HIM. 281 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,748 SO I INVITED HIM UP HERE FOR A CUP OF COFFEE. 282 00:11:53,831 --> 00:11:56,834 YOU WERE AT THE COFFEE HOUSE. 283 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,087 ROSS, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 284 00:11:59,170 --> 00:12:00,838 SO I KISSED THE GUY. 285 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,758 HE'S MY GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER, OKAY? 286 00:12:03,841 --> 00:12:05,176 IT'S… IT'S WEIRD. 287 00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:06,761 YOU DATED MY SISTER. 288 00:12:06,844 --> 00:12:08,429 THAT WAS DIFFERENT. 289 00:12:08,512 --> 00:12:09,597 WHAT? WHY? 290 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:13,768 THIS IS WEIRD FOR ME. 291 00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:14,894 ROSS, LOOK, LOOK… 292 00:12:14,977 --> 00:12:16,311 THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU, OKAY? 293 00:12:16,394 --> 00:12:17,646 LET'S FACE IT. 294 00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:19,648 SO FAR, THE GUY'S NOT LOVING YOU 295 00:12:19,731 --> 00:12:21,525 BUT I CAN TURN THAT AROUND. 296 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,111 I GOT THE INSIDE TRACK. 297 00:12:23,194 --> 00:12:25,529 WE CAN ALL GO OUT TO DINNER. 298 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,740 YOU KNOW, AND I CAN TALK YOU UP. 299 00:12:27,823 --> 00:12:32,036 PLUS, THE GUY IS A VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL LAWYER. 300 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,579 HOW IS THAT IMPORTANT? 301 00:12:33,662 --> 00:12:35,413 OH, IT'S IMPORTANT. 302 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,002 SO, APPARENTLY, THERE'S, LIKE, A MILLION GUYS OUT THERE 303 00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:41,212 THAT CAN PLAY MAC. 304 00:12:41,295 --> 00:12:42,797 AND THERE'S ONLY THIS ONE ROBOT 305 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,548 AND THIS ONE GUY WHO CONTROLS IT. 306 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,467 I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD GET ME FIRED. 307 00:12:46,550 --> 00:12:47,509 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 308 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:48,928 WELL, YOU KNOW, JOEY 309 00:12:49,011 --> 00:12:50,930 YOU'RE A PRETTY CHARMING GUY. 310 00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:53,306 THANKS, BUT I KIND OF HAVE A PROBLEM TO DEAL WITH HERE. 311 00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:55,893 NO, SWEETIE, YOU'VE GOT TO WIN OVER THE GUY 312 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:56,894 WHO CONTROLS C.H.E.E.S.E. 313 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,146 YOU GOT TO GO BACK THERE 314 00:12:58,229 --> 00:13:00,981 AND KISS SOME SERIOUS ROBOT ASS. 315 00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:04,401 THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 316 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,112 OKAY, BUT IF I GOT TO TURN ON THE CHARM TOMORROW 317 00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:09,157 I'M NOT WASTING ANY MORE OF IT OVER HERE WITH YOU GUYS. 318 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,825 WELL, ACTUALLY, I GOT A LITTLE BIT SAVED FOR YOU, PHEEBS. 319 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,748 SO YOU DO YOU THINK, UH, JOEY'S MORE CHARMING THAN ME? 320 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,918 YEAH. THAT'S WHY I'M SLEEPING WITH HIM ON THE SIDE. 321 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,544 YEAH, YOU WISH. 322 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,467 "YOU WISH." 323 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:29,885 PHOEBE, STOP WRITING ABOUT US. 324 00:13:29,968 --> 00:13:31,512 I'M NOT WRITING ABOUT YOU. 325 00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:33,597 I'M WRITING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. 326 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,557 WHO? 327 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,351 MARSHA AND CHESTER. 328 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,603 OKAY, FINE, FINE. 329 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,688 THEN YOU KNOW WHAT? 330 00:13:40,771 --> 00:13:42,940 I WILL JUST WRITE ABOUT PHYLLIS. 331 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,276 "PHYLLIS IS SITTING IN A CHAIR." 332 00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,401 OOH. 333 00:13:46,484 --> 00:13:47,569 I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 334 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:48,863 "PHYLLIS SEES WHAT I'M DOING." 335 00:13:48,946 --> 00:13:50,531 OOH-HOO. 336 00:13:50,614 --> 00:13:55,869 OOH, I HAVE TASTED MY OWN MEDICINE AND IT IS BITTER. 337 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:02,918 MORNING. HEY… 338 00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:05,754 HOW'S MY FAVORITE GENIUS AND HIS LITTLE ROBOT BUDDY? 339 00:14:05,837 --> 00:14:06,755 DON'T TOUCH HIM. 340 00:14:06,838 --> 00:14:08,924 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 341 00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:11,093 UH, ALL RIGHT, WAYNE… LOOK 342 00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:12,303 LEVEL WITH ME, OKAY? 343 00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:13,762 I KEEP HEARING ALL THESE RUMORS 344 00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:14,972 THAT I MIGHT GET FIRED. 345 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,390 THEY EVEN HAVE ACTORS COMING IN 346 00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:18,142 TO READ FOR MY PART. 347 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,434 COME ON, MAN. 348 00:14:19,517 --> 00:14:20,811 YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE. 349 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,897 I MEAN, I LOVE THIS LITTLE GUY… 350 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,899 OKAY. 351 00:14:24,982 --> 00:14:26,901 THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO TOUCH HIM, RIGHT? 352 00:14:26,984 --> 00:14:29,945 HERE YOU GO. 353 00:14:30,028 --> 00:14:30,946 STUPID… 354 00:14:31,029 --> 00:14:32,114 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 355 00:14:32,197 --> 00:14:33,197 GOD… 356 00:14:34,366 --> 00:14:36,827 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 357 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:44,459 SO, IT SEEMED THAT MY PROM DATE 358 00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:47,963 HAD STOOD ME UP, SO ROSS SELFLESSLY 359 00:14:48,046 --> 00:14:50,799 OFFERED TO TAKE ME. 360 00:14:50,882 --> 00:14:53,219 WHAT A NICE STORY. 361 00:14:53,302 --> 00:14:54,387 SO ROSS WAS IN COLLEGE 362 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:56,138 AND DECIDED TO JUMP AT THE CHANCE 363 00:14:56,221 --> 00:14:58,556 TO TAKE A YOUNG GIRL TO HER HIGH SCHOOL PROM. 364 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,019 WOW… 365 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,855 I DEFINITELY DID NOT SEE THAT ONE BACKFIRING. 366 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,815 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 367 00:15:06,898 --> 00:15:09,026 YEAH, TAKE YOUR TIME. 368 00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:12,613 YOU KNOW, JUST SO YOU KNOW 369 00:15:12,696 --> 00:15:13,655 I WAS A FRESHMAN AND SHE WAS A SENIOR. 370 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,532 SO IT WASN'T AS BAD AS… 371 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,493 ROSS, LOOK, I KNOW I HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU A LOT OF JABS 372 00:15:18,576 --> 00:15:22,790 AND IT'S PARTLY BECAUSE I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF LIZZY 373 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:26,460 AND PARTLY BECAUSE, WELL, 374 00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:29,964 THEY JUST KEEP COMING TO ME. 375 00:15:30,047 --> 00:15:31,424 BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT AFTER 376 00:15:31,507 --> 00:15:33,467 ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS LIZZY HAS TOLD ME 377 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:37,012 AND THE MANY, MANY, MANY STORIES 378 00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:38,097 THAT RACHEL HAS TOLD ME 379 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:41,016 THAT, WELL… 380 00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:46,480 YOU'RE NOT… ALL BAD. 381 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,193 "NOT ALL BAD." 382 00:15:51,276 --> 00:15:52,987 AND YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY I WAS SO HARSH BEFORE 383 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,113 BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 384 00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:56,240 I STILL LOOK AT LIZZY 385 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,700 LIKE SHE'S A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 386 00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,785 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 387 00:15:59,868 --> 00:16:00,953 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 388 00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:04,373 I DO THAT, TOO. 389 00:16:04,456 --> 00:16:05,374 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 390 00:16:05,457 --> 00:16:06,792 NO, NO, I'M NOT… 391 00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,420 I DON'T MEAN I SEE HER AS A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 392 00:16:09,503 --> 00:16:11,464 I MEAN, I HAVE A SON WHO'S SIX 393 00:16:11,547 --> 00:16:13,674 AND I STILL THINK OF HIM AS A BABY. 394 00:16:13,757 --> 00:16:14,758 YOU HAVE A SON? 395 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,385 WELL, MY EX-WIFE AND I 396 00:16:16,468 --> 00:16:17,845 SHARE CUSTODY OF BEN 397 00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:19,596 AND, UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW 398 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,057 CAROL AND I ARE ON EXCELLENT TERMS 399 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:24,518 AS I'M SURE YOU ARE WITH YOUR WIFE. 400 00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:25,601 OH, I'M SORRY. 401 00:16:27,229 --> 00:16:28,981 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 402 00:16:29,064 --> 00:16:30,483 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 403 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:32,567 I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE MARRIED. 404 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,903 OH, WE WERE, BUT THAT WAS JUST A… 405 00:16:38,782 --> 00:16:42,369 I MEAN, THAT WAS JUST A BIG DRUNKEN MISTAKE. 406 00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:46,664 YOU'RE BACK. 407 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,961 YOU TWO WERE MARRIED? 408 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,338 OH, WHOOPS, I'M SORRY. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT EMILY. 409 00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:58,219 CHANDLER, WE SAID WE WOULD MEET 410 00:16:58,302 --> 00:17:00,429 AT THE COFFEE HOUSE AT 6:00. 411 00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:01,722 WE SAID 7:00. 412 00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:03,057 WE SAID 6:00. 413 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,351 THE ONLY WAY THAT I SAID 6:00 414 00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:07,769 WOULD BE IF I SAID 415 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,481 "LET'S MEET AT 7:00, NOT AT 6:00." 416 00:17:10,564 --> 00:17:11,982 YEAH, AND IF I HAD SAID 7:00 417 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,692 MAYBE I WOULD HAVE SAID 418 00:17:13,775 --> 00:17:16,736 "WOW, MY BOYFRIEND IS SUCH A WISE ASS, 7:00." 419 00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,031 HI. 420 00:17:19,114 --> 00:17:20,824 OH, MY GOOD GOD. 421 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,659 I KNOW WHAT TIME YOU SAID. 422 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,702 WHAT? 423 00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:25,496 WELL, ACTUALLY, I KNOW WHAT TIME 424 00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:27,331 CHESTER AND MARSHA SAID. 425 00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:29,958 WHAT TIME? 426 00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:31,502 HMM, QUITE AN INTERESTING TURN OF EVENTS. 427 00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:34,213 SUDDENLY, IT'S MY BOOK TO THE RESCUE, HUH? 428 00:17:34,296 --> 00:17:35,256 LET'S SEE. 429 00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:37,966 OOH, VERY INTERESTING. 430 00:17:38,049 --> 00:17:40,302 YEAH, WELL, THIS CERTAINLY CLEARS THINGS UP. 431 00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:42,763 WHAT DOES IT SAY? 432 00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,265 I WILL TELL YOU 433 00:17:44,348 --> 00:17:46,057 AS SOON AS YOU THANK ME FOR WRITING MY BOOK. 434 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,437 THANK YOU FOR WRITING YOUR BOOK. 435 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,355 IT'S A GREAT BOOK 436 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,317 AND YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING. 437 00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:58,445 THANKS, SO ARE YOU. 438 00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:06,370 TOLD YOU I SHOULD NOT WEAR THIS COLOR. 439 00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:12,293 "MONICA… MARSHA AND CHESTER 440 00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:15,504 "ARE PLANNING ON SEEING A MOVIE SUNDAY NIGHT. 441 00:18:15,587 --> 00:18:17,631 "MARSHA THINKS THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET AT 6:00. 442 00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:20,801 CHESTER THINKS IT'S AT 7:00." 443 00:18:20,884 --> 00:18:22,970 SO YOU KNEW WE WERE GOING TO MISS THE MOVIE? 444 00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:23,971 THAT'S RIGHT. 445 00:18:24,054 --> 00:18:25,264 INSTEAD OF TELLING US 446 00:18:25,347 --> 00:18:26,974 YOU WROTE IT IN YOUR STUPID BOOK? 447 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:31,395 "MARSHA AND CHESTER ARE MAD AT PHYLLIS." 448 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:39,487 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO LOSE THIS JOB. 449 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:40,737 OH, I'M SO SORRY, MAN. 450 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,323 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 451 00:18:42,406 --> 00:18:44,241 YEAH. HELP ME GET THIS MINI FRIDGE 452 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,034 PAST THE SECURITY GUARD. 453 00:18:51,582 --> 00:18:54,251 HEY, JOEY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 454 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,086 YEAH, WELL, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, WAYNE. 455 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,129 I HATE YOU. 456 00:18:57,212 --> 00:18:58,922 YOU RUINED MY LIFE. 457 00:18:59,005 --> 00:18:59,923 OH. CHANDLER, WAYNE. WAYNE, CHANDLER. 458 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,634 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 459 00:19:01,717 --> 00:19:05,929 JOEY, JOEY, I'LL GET YOU YOUR JOB BACK IF YOU HELP ME OUT. 460 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,931 WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU OUT? 461 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,808 THE REASON HE JUST SAID. 462 00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:12,227 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 463 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:15,230 I SAW YOU ON STAGE 464 00:19:15,313 --> 00:19:17,024 TALKING TO THAT BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 465 00:19:17,107 --> 00:19:18,609 YOU KNOW, SARAH. 466 00:19:18,692 --> 00:19:20,027 I WISH I COULD TALK TO HER. 467 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:22,321 WHAT? ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HER OR SOMETHING? 468 00:19:22,404 --> 00:19:26,200 YEAH… HER… ALL OF THEM… ANYONE. 469 00:19:26,283 --> 00:19:29,870 YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE, MY FRIEND. 470 00:19:29,953 --> 00:19:31,955 LISTEN, I GUARANTEE YOU KEEP YOUR JOB 471 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,791 IF YOU CAN TEACH ME HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN LIKE YOU DO. 472 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,751 OH, WELL, WAYNE… 473 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,504 IT'S NOT REALLY SOMETHING YOU CAN TEACH, YOU KNOW? 474 00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:40,214 IT'S PRETTY MUCH SOMETHING YOU'RE BORN WITH… 475 00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:41,215 YOU CAN TEACH IT. 476 00:19:41,298 --> 00:19:43,133 I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT. 477 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:46,303 I MEAN, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT 478 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,305 I MEAN, ROSS DID LEARN SOMETHING 479 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,682 FROM EACH MARRIAGE. 480 00:19:49,765 --> 00:19:53,060 HOW TO MAKE THE NEXT ONE EVEN SHORTER? 481 00:19:53,143 --> 00:19:54,102 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S NOT FAIR. 482 00:19:54,185 --> 00:19:55,770 I MEAN, HE WAS MARRIED TO ME 483 00:19:55,853 --> 00:19:57,898 A HELL OF A LOT LONGER THAN HE WAS MARRIED TO EMILY. 484 00:19:57,981 --> 00:19:59,232 HE JUST DIDN'T TELL ME. 485 00:20:03,861 --> 00:20:05,697 MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE AGAIN. 486 00:20:10,786 --> 00:20:13,121 WELL, THIS IS FUN. 487 00:20:13,204 --> 00:20:17,418 SO, ROSS, DID YOU KILL ANY OF THESE WIVES? 488 00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:18,460 YOU KNOW WHAT? 489 00:20:18,543 --> 00:20:20,045 I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. 490 00:20:20,128 --> 00:20:23,674 YOU KNOW, I CARE A GREAT DEAL ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER 491 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:25,842 AND I HAVE TREATED HER WITH NOTHING BUT RESPECT. 492 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,679 SO, IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME, FRANKLY, I… 493 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,013 ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? 494 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,140 GOD, NO. 495 00:20:32,223 --> 00:20:34,351 YOU KNOW WHAT, DADDY? 496 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,687 IF YOU DON'T LIKE ROSS, THAT'S FINE. 497 00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,355 IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. 498 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,524 I'M GOING TO GO OUT WITH HIM ANYWAY. 499 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:41,900 REALLY? 500 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:44,612 WELL, IF IT DOESN'T MATTER TO HER 501 00:20:44,695 --> 00:20:46,697 IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. 502 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,239 STILL NOT YELLING. 503 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,035 WELL… 504 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,579 WHAT CAN I SAY? 505 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,792 THIS DOESN'T MAKE ME LIKE YOU ANY BETTER. 506 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,628 THAT'S OKAY, I'M NOT SO CRAZY ABOUT MYSELF 507 00:21:00,711 --> 00:21:02,671 RIGHT NOW, EITHER. 508 00:21:02,754 --> 00:21:03,714 THEN WE AGREE? 509 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:05,132 YEAH, YEAH, I GUESS SO. 510 00:21:05,215 --> 00:21:06,216 NEITHER OF US LIKE ROSS. 511 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,217 I LIKE ROSS. 512 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,011 OH… KIDS. 513 00:21:12,347 --> 00:21:14,266 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I JUST THOUGHT OF ANOTHER STORY 514 00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:15,559 ABOUT HOW NICE ROSS IS. 515 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:16,935 UH, IT'S OKAY, RACH. 516 00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:18,353 WE'RE NOT LIKING ROSS RIGHT NOW. 517 00:21:18,436 --> 00:21:19,896 OH, I GOT A LOT OF THOSE, TOO. 518 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,361 WELL, IT TURNS OUT 519 00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:27,862 YOU WERE RIGHT, C.H.E.E.S.E. 520 00:21:27,945 --> 00:21:30,616 THE SHIPMENT NEVER MADE IT THROUGH OMAHA? 521 00:21:30,699 --> 00:21:31,617 YOU GOT IT. 522 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:33,160 AND THE RABBI'S BEARD… 523 00:21:33,243 --> 00:21:35,621 100% HORSEHAIR. 524 00:21:35,704 --> 00:21:37,330 NICE CATCH, C.H.E.E.S.E. 525 00:21:42,377 --> 00:21:43,879 IT'S YOUR LINE, C.H.E.E.S.E. 526 00:21:46,964 --> 00:21:49,384 WAYNE!