1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,702 THAT I JUST HATE. 2 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:04,954 YOU KNOW, A MASSAGE CLIENT GAVE ME THREE TICKETS 3 00:00:05,037 --> 00:00:07,789 TO THE HELMUT PELTZ EXHIBIT AT THE MORGAN-CHASE MUSEUM. 4 00:00:07,872 --> 00:00:10,752 NOW YOU'RE THINKING YOU'VE GOT TO SLEEP WITH HIM. 5 00:00:10,835 --> 00:00:13,713 NO. NO, IT'S JUST THAT HE GAVE ME THREE TICKETS 6 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:15,548 AND THERE ARE SIX OF US. 7 00:00:15,631 --> 00:00:18,134 I'LL GIVE UP MY TICKET. ME, TOO. 8 00:00:18,217 --> 00:00:20,261 OKAY. THAT'S SO GENEROUS. 9 00:00:20,344 --> 00:00:23,431 AND I THINK ROSS IS GENEROUS, TOO. 10 00:00:23,514 --> 00:00:25,849 GREAT. OKAY, THEN IT'S JUST US GIRLS. 11 00:00:25,932 --> 00:00:28,770 GREAT. GREAT. 12 00:00:28,853 --> 00:00:31,355 SO WHAT-WHAT IS THE EXHIBIT? 13 00:00:31,438 --> 00:00:34,484 IT'S MOSTLY JUST PHOTOGRAPHS OF, UM, LESBIAN LOVE SCENES 14 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:38,278 INTERSPERSED WITH VIDEO GAMES AND FREE SANDWICHES. 15 00:00:41,866 --> 00:00:43,784 OH, MAN… 16 00:00:46,911 --> 00:00:47,913 HEY. 17 00:00:47,996 --> 00:00:48,998 HI THERE. HEY. 18 00:00:49,081 --> 00:00:50,500 HEY, ROSS, LISTEN… 19 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:51,834 CHANDLER GOT YOU OUT OF GOING 20 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:54,044 TO THE LESBIAN/SANDWICH MUSEUM THIS WEEKEND. 21 00:00:55,962 --> 00:00:58,800 THANKS, BUT I HAVE PLANS. 22 00:00:58,883 --> 00:01:01,344 UH, ELIZABETH AND I ARE GOING OUT OF TOWN. 23 00:01:01,427 --> 00:01:03,304 OH, THAT'S GREAT… THINK ABOUT ALL THE MONEY 24 00:01:03,387 --> 00:01:04,847 THAT YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE. 25 00:01:04,930 --> 00:01:06,557 WHY? WHAT? 26 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,852 WELL, HER FATHER PAYS YOU FOR BABY-SITTING, RIGHT? 27 00:01:09,935 --> 00:01:13,439 NO. THAT'S FUNNY, BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON 28 00:01:13,522 --> 00:01:17,109 YOU KNOW, LET IT GO, STOP IT. 29 00:01:17,192 --> 00:01:19,737 BESIDES, RACHEL'S GOING OUT WITH ELIZABETH'S FATHER 30 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:22,406 SO, UH, HE'S MUCH OLDER THAN SHE IS. 31 00:01:22,489 --> 00:01:28,120 LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE INTERESTED IN FOSSILS, HUH? 32 00:01:28,203 --> 00:01:30,122 ROSS, ALL THAT DOES IS REMIND US 33 00:01:30,205 --> 00:01:32,207 THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FOSSILS. 34 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:36,337 OKAY, OKAY. UH, WELL, UH 35 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:41,425 RACHEL'S GOING TO NEED TO YELLSWEET NOTHING'S IN HIS EAR, HUH? 36 00:01:43,552 --> 00:01:44,554 ROSS… 37 00:01:44,637 --> 00:01:46,430 OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS 38 00:01:46,513 --> 00:01:48,182 THAT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE HE'S GOING TO… 39 00:01:48,265 --> 00:01:50,434 HE'S GOT, LIKE, A HEARING AID, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE… 40 00:01:50,517 --> 00:01:51,977 OH… 41 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:53,729 'CAUSE HE'S ALL OLD, YOU KNOW? 42 00:02:03,697 --> 00:02:06,325 'KAY, LOOK, ROSS… 43 00:02:06,408 --> 00:02:07,827 JUST SO YOU KNOW, 44 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,286 SINCE LIZZIE LIKES YOU SO MUCH 45 00:02:09,369 --> 00:02:10,621 I'VE DECIDED TO ACCEPT THE FACT 46 00:02:10,704 --> 00:02:12,164 THAT YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH HER. 47 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:14,250 REALLY? THAT… OKAY, THAT'S GREAT. 48 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,502 YEAH. BUT THEN I CHANGED MY MIND. 49 00:02:16,585 --> 00:02:18,045 I'M FUNNY LIKE THAT. 50 00:02:18,128 --> 00:02:20,339 SO I'VE TOLD LIZZIE 51 00:02:20,422 --> 00:02:21,841 AND NOW I'M TELLING YOU… 52 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:23,885 I DON'T WANT YOU SEEING MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE. 53 00:02:23,968 --> 00:02:26,970 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I-I REALIZE IT UPSETS YOU… 54 00:02:27,053 --> 00:02:28,347 YES, IT DOES. 55 00:02:30,307 --> 00:02:33,143 BUT… ELIZABETH AND I ARE BOTH ADULTS 56 00:02:33,226 --> 00:02:37,648 AND SO I DON'T THINK THERE'S REALLY ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. 57 00:02:37,731 --> 00:02:39,442 I'LL CALL THE UNIVERSITY AND TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP 58 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:40,693 AND HAVE YOU FIRED. 59 00:02:40,776 --> 00:02:42,820 OH! A MAN WITH A PLAN. 60 00:03:25,153 --> 00:03:26,196 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 61 00:03:26,279 --> 00:03:27,865 YOU GET YOUR PICTURE BACK UP THERE 62 00:03:27,948 --> 00:03:28,950 ON THE WALL OF FAME. 63 00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:30,242 I KNOW. 64 00:03:30,325 --> 00:03:31,702 IT WAS SO COOL WHEN I WAS UP THERE BEFORE. 65 00:03:31,785 --> 00:03:32,829 ME AND JIM BELUSHI WOULD BE 66 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,037 CRACKING UP ABOUT SOMETHING. 67 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,039 THEN I GET FIRED 68 00:03:36,122 --> 00:03:37,708 OFF DAYS OF OUR LIVES 69 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:39,376 AND HE TAKES ME DOWN. 70 00:03:39,459 --> 00:03:41,545 NOW HE'S JUST LAUGHING AT ME. 71 00:03:41,628 --> 00:03:44,715 LOOK AT HIM, THAT SMUG BELUSHI BASTARD. 72 00:03:44,798 --> 00:03:48,761 OH, OKAY, MAYBE WHEN THEY PUT YOUR PICTURE BACK UP 73 00:03:48,844 --> 00:03:51,889 THEY COULD PUT YOU NEXT TO MATT LAUER. 74 00:03:51,972 --> 00:03:53,766 LOOK AT HIM JUST SMILING AT ME. 75 00:03:56,727 --> 00:03:59,814 YEAH, I KNOW, WE'D BE GREAT TOGETHER. 76 00:03:59,897 --> 00:04:01,398 OH… PSST. 77 00:04:01,481 --> 00:04:04,401 HEY. SO, I'M BACK. 78 00:04:04,484 --> 00:04:06,486 WHO ARE YOU? 79 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,699 JOEY TRIBBIANI. 80 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:12,075 FROM THE WALL? 81 00:04:12,158 --> 00:04:16,539 OKAY, MAYBE THIS WILL JOG YOUR MEMORY, HUH? 82 00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:18,666 HUH? 83 00:04:18,749 --> 00:04:21,544 OKAY, ANYWAY, I'M READY TO GO BACK UP ON THE WALL. 84 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:23,295 I'M THE STAR OF A NEW TV SHOW. 85 00:04:24,504 --> 00:04:26,382 SHOW ME IN THE TV BOOK. 86 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:28,551 WELL, IT'S NOT ON TV YET. 87 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:30,887 WELL, THEN IT'S NOT ON THE WALL YET. 88 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:36,893 OKAY, FINE. I WILL BRING YOU A TAPE, HUH? 89 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,435 SO, NOW, DO YOU HAVE 90 00:04:38,518 --> 00:04:41,146 ANY OF MATT LAUER'S CLOTHES HERE, MAYBE? 91 00:04:41,229 --> 00:04:43,231 JUST ONES THAT HAVEN'T BEEN CLEANED YET? 92 00:04:50,948 --> 00:04:51,866 I LOVE MUSEUMS. 93 00:04:51,949 --> 00:04:53,283 SOAKING UP ALL THE CULTURE. 94 00:04:53,366 --> 00:04:54,493 YEAH. 95 00:04:54,576 --> 00:04:55,828 WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START? 96 00:04:55,911 --> 00:04:57,496 OH, THE GIFT SHOP! 97 00:04:57,579 --> 00:04:58,539 YEAH! 98 00:04:58,622 --> 00:04:59,790 HEY, AND THEN LUNCH. 99 00:04:59,873 --> 00:05:00,875 OH, WAIT. YES 100 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:02,376 BUT I CAN'T EAT TOO MUCH. 101 00:05:02,459 --> 00:05:03,753 PAUL'S TAKING ME OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT. 102 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:05,379 HE SAID HE HAS A BIG SURPRISE PLANNED. 103 00:05:05,462 --> 00:05:08,215 OH, WOW. DO YOU THINK MAYBE HE'S GOING 104 00:05:08,298 --> 00:05:09,800 TO TELL YOU HE'S GAY? 105 00:05:09,883 --> 00:05:12,386 WHAT? NO. WHY? 106 00:05:12,469 --> 00:05:13,804 NO REASON. 107 00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:16,891 THAT WOULD JUST BE A REALLY BIG SURPRISE, RIGHT? 108 00:05:16,974 --> 00:05:18,475 YOU CAN PUT THE AISLE OVER HERE 109 00:05:18,558 --> 00:05:20,519 AND HAVE THE WEDDING CEREMONY RIGHT OVER HERE. 110 00:05:20,602 --> 00:05:22,438 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD GET MARRIED HERE. 111 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:24,523 THIS WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL PLACE TO GET MARRIED. 112 00:05:24,606 --> 00:05:26,233 BUT I WOULDN'T PUT THE AISLE THERE 113 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:28,235 AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE THE CEREMONY THERE. 114 00:05:28,318 --> 00:05:31,238 YOU'D HAVE THE CEREMONY UNDER THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL ARCH. 115 00:05:31,321 --> 00:05:32,239 MAY I HELP YOU? 116 00:05:32,322 --> 00:05:33,282 OH, SORRY. 117 00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:34,491 DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT. 118 00:05:34,574 --> 00:05:36,077 IT'S JUST SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SPACE. 119 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,745 DO YOU DO A LOT OF WEDDINGS HERE? 120 00:05:37,828 --> 00:05:39,496 YES, WE'RE VERY POPULAR. 121 00:05:39,579 --> 00:05:42,959 THERE'S A TWO-YEAR WAITING LIST. SORRY. 122 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:44,251 MONICA, YOU SHOULD 123 00:05:44,334 --> 00:05:45,753 TOTALLY PUT YOUR NAME DOWN FOR THIS PLACE. 124 00:05:45,836 --> 00:05:47,421 WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? 125 00:05:47,504 --> 00:05:49,506 I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED. 126 00:05:49,589 --> 00:05:51,092 I'M NOT EVEN ENGAGED. 127 00:05:51,175 --> 00:05:52,509 BUT THERE'S A TWO-YEAR WAIT 128 00:05:52,592 --> 00:05:54,720 AND THEN WHAT IF YOU GET ENGAGED IN TWO YEARS 129 00:05:54,803 --> 00:05:57,056 AND THEN YOU'VE GOT TO WAIT ANOTHER TWO YEARS FOR THIS PLACE? 130 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,599 THAT'S FOUR YEARS. 131 00:05:58,682 --> 00:06:00,476 CHANDLER'S NOT GOING TO WAIT THAT LONG. 132 00:06:00,559 --> 00:06:02,645 HE'S GOING TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE, YOU KNOW? 133 00:06:02,728 --> 00:06:03,646 SOMEONE WHO DID PUT 134 00:06:03,729 --> 00:06:05,397 THEIR NAME ON THE LIST. 135 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,524 AND IT CAN'T HURT TO PUT YOUR NAME DOWN. 136 00:06:07,607 --> 00:06:09,110 IF IN TWO YEARS YOU'RE NOT ENGAGED 137 00:06:09,193 --> 00:06:10,778 YOU JUST DON'T USE IT. 138 00:06:10,861 --> 00:06:15,074 WELL, I GUESS THERE IS NO HARM IN PUTTING MY NAME DOWN. 139 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:16,575 I'M GOING TO DO IT, TOO. 140 00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:18,494 ME, TOO. 141 00:06:18,577 --> 00:06:20,161 REALLY? WHO WOULD YOU MARRY? 142 00:06:20,244 --> 00:06:21,705 I DON'T KNOW. 143 00:06:21,788 --> 00:06:23,040 I DON'T HAVE ANYONE RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW? 144 00:06:23,123 --> 00:06:24,165 OH, PHEEBS. 145 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:25,876 DON'T FEEL TOO SORRY FOR ME. 146 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:27,627 AT LEAST MY BOYFRIEND ISN'T GAY. 147 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:31,172 PHOEBE, THAT'S NOT… 148 00:06:31,255 --> 00:06:33,466 DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOURS. 149 00:06:35,301 --> 00:06:36,428 HEY. 150 00:06:36,511 --> 00:06:38,179 SO, DID YOU WATCH THE TAPE OF MY SHOW? 151 00:06:38,262 --> 00:06:39,556 I DID. 152 00:06:39,639 --> 00:06:41,684 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET ME BACK UP THERE. 153 00:06:41,767 --> 00:06:43,602 NO, YOU DON'T GO UP ON THE WALL. 154 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:44,645 WHAT? 155 00:06:44,728 --> 00:06:46,480 BUT YOU SAW THE SHOW. 156 00:06:46,563 --> 00:06:49,233 YES. IT WAS VERY OFFENSIVE TO MY PEOPLE. 157 00:06:51,401 --> 00:06:52,945 DRY CLEANERS? 158 00:06:54,780 --> 00:06:58,659 RUSSIANS. IT SHOWED THEM AS TERRORISTS AND VILLAINS. 159 00:06:58,742 --> 00:06:59,743 OKAY, OKAY, LOOK 160 00:06:59,826 --> 00:07:01,328 YOU GOT HARRISON FORD UP THERE. 161 00:07:01,411 --> 00:07:02,663 THAT'S RIGHT. 162 00:07:02,746 --> 00:07:04,748 MR. FORD IS A VERY GOOD CUSTOMER. 163 00:07:04,831 --> 00:07:06,167 HE BRINGS US A LOT OF CLOTHES. 164 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:07,209 YOU BRING US NOTHING. 165 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,045 OKAY, WELL, THAT MAY BE TRUE 166 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:12,381 BUT IN AIR FORCE ONE, OKAY, THE RUSSIANS WERE TERRORISTS 167 00:07:12,464 --> 00:07:15,051 AND EVIL, AND PLUS HE KILLS A BUNCH OF THEM. 168 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:16,969 THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO RUSSIANS. 169 00:07:17,052 --> 00:07:18,261 I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. 170 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:20,139 OH, YOU SHOULD. IT'S GREAT. 171 00:07:25,936 --> 00:07:28,480 THIS PLACE IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 172 00:07:28,563 --> 00:07:31,150 YEAH, I'VE BEEN COMING HERE SINCE I WAS A KID. 173 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,943 THIS USED TO BE MY GRANDMA'S. 174 00:07:33,026 --> 00:07:36,530 WOW. THE ONLY THING I GOT FROM MY GRANDMOTHER WAS HER EYES. 175 00:07:36,613 --> 00:07:39,992 I MEAN, NOT HER ACTUAL EYEBALLS 176 00:07:40,075 --> 00:07:42,703 BUT PEOPLE SAY THAT MY EYES… 177 00:07:42,786 --> 00:07:43,746 DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT? 178 00:07:43,829 --> 00:07:45,580 SURE. 179 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:50,044 MM. 180 00:07:50,127 --> 00:07:51,921 ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT'S WRONG? 181 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:55,424 UH, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER. 182 00:07:55,507 --> 00:07:58,094 WELL, WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. 183 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:02,723 NO, NO. UH… 184 00:08:02,806 --> 00:08:05,475 HE JUST REALLY FREAKED ME OUT BEFORE. 185 00:08:05,558 --> 00:08:08,437 OH. WELL, SO WE HAVE TO HIDE OUR RELATIONSHIP 186 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,273 FROM ONE MORE PERSON, BIG DEAL. 187 00:08:11,356 --> 00:08:13,525 BESIDES, WE'VE HAD FUN HIDING IT. 188 00:08:13,608 --> 00:08:15,568 YEAH. 189 00:08:16,736 --> 00:08:19,115 MM. 190 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,867 HEY, UM, YOU BROUGHT PROTECTION, RIGHT? 191 00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:24,536 WHY? ARE THERE, LIKE, BEARS OR SOMETHING? 192 00:08:24,619 --> 00:08:26,789 NO. 193 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:28,665 OH. OH! 194 00:08:28,748 --> 00:08:30,292 OH, PROTECTION. 195 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:33,087 NO, YEAH. NO, THAT-THAT I FORGOT. 196 00:08:33,170 --> 00:08:35,464 I'LL JUST RUN TO THE STORE AND GET SOME. 197 00:08:35,547 --> 00:08:37,007 NO, HEY, HEY, I'M THE GUY. 198 00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:38,092 I'LL GET IT. 199 00:08:38,175 --> 00:08:39,509 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE STORE IS? 200 00:08:39,592 --> 00:08:41,262 NO. 201 00:08:41,345 --> 00:08:42,805 DO YOU WANT TO RIDE AROUND TOWN 202 00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:44,556 ON MY LITTLE PINK BICYCLE? 203 00:08:44,639 --> 00:08:45,891 A LITTLE BIT. 204 00:08:48,268 --> 00:08:50,062 I'LL BE BACK IN TEN MINUTES. OKAY. 205 00:08:50,145 --> 00:08:51,354 WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THE HOT TUB 206 00:08:51,437 --> 00:08:52,856 AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE? 207 00:08:52,939 --> 00:08:54,358 OKAY. 208 00:09:08,454 --> 00:09:11,125 OH, MY GOD, WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE. 209 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:12,918 THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. 210 00:09:13,001 --> 00:09:15,212 THANK YOU. IT USED TO BE MY MOTHER'S. 211 00:09:15,295 --> 00:09:16,504 THIS IS THE KITCHEN. 212 00:09:22,594 --> 00:09:24,763 You've reached Monica and Chandler's. 213 00:09:24,846 --> 00:09:27,891 If you're listening to this message, we're probably screening. 214 00:09:27,974 --> 00:09:31,520 YEAH, WE ARE. 215 00:09:31,603 --> 00:09:34,481 Hi. This is Hildy from the Morgan-Chase museum. 216 00:09:34,564 --> 00:09:36,358 I'm calling for Monica Geller. 217 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:37,943 I want to let her know that there was a cancellation 218 00:09:38,026 --> 00:09:39,945 and if she's still interested 219 00:09:40,028 --> 00:09:42,614 in having the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility 220 00:09:42,697 --> 00:09:44,366 it is available… 221 00:09:44,449 --> 00:09:46,952 THIS IS CHANDLER BING! THIS IS CHANDLER BING! 222 00:09:48,328 --> 00:09:51,039 YES, THE GROOM. NO, NOT THE GROOM! 223 00:09:57,337 --> 00:09:59,923 SO SECLUDED UP HERE. I KNOW. 224 00:10:00,006 --> 00:10:02,509 THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT HERE. 225 00:10:02,592 --> 00:10:04,220 MM-HMM. I FEEL LIKE WE'RE 226 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,804 THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. 227 00:10:05,887 --> 00:10:07,973 WHOOPS. 228 00:10:08,056 --> 00:10:09,433 SORRY. 229 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,898 WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY? 230 00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:17,316 DID YOU SEE A LITTLE MOUSE? 231 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,483 NO, NO. BIG BEAR. 232 00:10:18,566 --> 00:10:19,651 BIG BEAR OUTSIDE. 233 00:10:19,734 --> 00:10:21,611 I THOUGHT I HEARD A BEAR. 234 00:10:21,694 --> 00:10:23,030 WOULD YOU GO CHECK ON THAT? 235 00:10:23,113 --> 00:10:24,031 HONEY, WE DON'T HAVE 236 00:10:24,114 --> 00:10:25,949 ANY BEARS HERE. 237 00:10:26,032 --> 00:10:27,284 WELL, OKAY. 238 00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,745 W-WOULD YOU GET ME A DIET COKE? 239 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:31,372 OKAY. 240 00:10:31,455 --> 00:10:33,707 BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY. 241 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:34,790 OKAY. 242 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:39,671 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 243 00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:41,548 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I CAME WITH PAUL. 244 00:10:41,631 --> 00:10:43,466 YEAH, I RECOGNIZE THE ANKLES. 245 00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:44,801 GET OUT. GET OUT. 246 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:48,847 HERE YOU GO, HONEY. 247 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,849 OH, THANK YOU. 248 00:10:50,932 --> 00:10:51,850 DIET COKE. 249 00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:53,727 OH… ICE. 250 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:56,229 I NEED ICE. 251 00:10:58,064 --> 00:10:59,233 OKAY. 252 00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:00,943 THANK YOU. BE RIGHT BACK. 253 00:11:01,026 --> 00:11:02,026 OKAY. 254 00:11:03,236 --> 00:11:05,030 YOU AND YOUR ICE. 255 00:11:05,113 --> 00:11:07,490 OH! GET OUT! 256 00:11:07,573 --> 00:11:09,368 GET OUT, GO. COME ON. 257 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,287 QUICK. 258 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,163 NO, NOT IN THERE. NOT IN THERE. 259 00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:14,497 HE'S IN THERE. 260 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:16,792 DID YOU REALLY HEAR A BEAR? 261 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:17,875 GO! 262 00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:22,922 HERE YOU GO, HONEY. 263 00:11:23,965 --> 00:11:24,883 OH! 264 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:26,802 ONE DIET COKE WITH ICE. 265 00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,595 OH, THANK YOU. 266 00:11:28,678 --> 00:11:33,850 I AM… SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. 267 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:34,851 HERE I AM! 268 00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:36,145 ELIZABETH! 269 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,104 OH, LOOK! ELIZABETH'S HERE! 270 00:11:39,856 --> 00:11:42,443 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 271 00:11:42,526 --> 00:11:45,779 YOU GUYS? 272 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:47,781 HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE? 273 00:11:47,864 --> 00:11:49,450 UM… 274 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:52,077 WELL, SHE OBVIOUSLY SAW THE TIRE TRACKS 275 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,955 THAT WERE LEADING UP TO THE CLOSED GARAGE. 276 00:11:55,038 --> 00:11:57,416 OBVIOUSLY. 277 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,167 ELIZABETH… 278 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:01,878 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 279 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,094 DID-DID-DID YOU COME UP HERE 280 00:12:09,177 --> 00:12:11,680 TO WORK ON THAT TERM PAPER OR SOMETHING? 281 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,265 YEAH, YEAH. 282 00:12:13,348 --> 00:12:14,683 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU, YOU KNOW 283 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:16,477 GO IN THAT ROOM AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK? 284 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,854 OH, I WOULDN'T DO IT IN THERE, UM 285 00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:20,522 THAT'S MY DAD'S BEDROOM. 286 00:12:22,566 --> 00:12:26,527 THAT'S YOUR… THAT'S YOUR DAD'S BEDROOM. 287 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:28,905 THAT'S YOUR DAD'S BEDROOM! 288 00:12:30,156 --> 00:12:31,367 HO-HO! 289 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,076 WHY ARE YOU YELLING, RACHEL? 290 00:12:33,159 --> 00:12:35,454 THAT DIET COKE, I THINK… JUST STRAIGHT TO MY HEAD. 291 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,497 WHOO! 292 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,795 HI, HONEY. 293 00:12:43,878 --> 00:12:44,963 SEE YA LATER. 294 00:12:46,214 --> 00:12:47,132 WHAT, I-I BOUGHT GROCERIES. 295 00:12:47,215 --> 00:12:48,675 I WAS GOING TO MAKE YOU DINNER. 296 00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:50,093 WELL, NEXT TIME, ASK. 297 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:55,848 OR, AT LEAST, WAIT FOR ME TO ASK. 298 00:13:06,276 --> 00:13:08,653 Hi, this is Hildy from the Morgan-Chase Museum. 299 00:13:08,736 --> 00:13:10,447 I'm calling for Monica Geller. 300 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:12,032 OH, NO. 301 00:13:12,115 --> 00:13:14,284 I want to let her know that there was a cancellation 302 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,576 and if she's still interested 303 00:13:15,659 --> 00:13:16,995 in having the Bing-Geller wedding 304 00:13:17,078 --> 00:13:18,872 in our facility… 305 00:13:18,955 --> 00:13:20,207 OH, PLEASE. 306 00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:21,333 OH, PLEASE, HE DIDN'T HEAR IT. 307 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,667 HE DIDN'T HEAR IT! 308 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,794 This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! 309 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:29,299 NO! 310 00:13:31,884 --> 00:13:32,844 CAN I HELP YOU? 311 00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:34,179 UH… YEAH. WHERE'S THE GUY 312 00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:36,515 WHO DECIDES WHOSE PICTURES GO UP ON THE WALL? 313 00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,308 HE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 314 00:13:38,391 --> 00:13:40,185 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 315 00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:42,354 ALL RIGHT, MAKE SURE YOU TELL HIM THAT JOEY TRIBBIANI 316 00:13:42,437 --> 00:13:45,774 STOPPED BY TO DROP OFF ALL THESE CLOTHES. I'M AN ACTOR. 317 00:13:45,857 --> 00:13:47,484 I'M TRYING TO GET MY PICTURE UP THERE ON THE WALL. 318 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:49,652 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE 319 00:13:49,735 --> 00:13:52,155 WHO COULD GET YOUR PICTURE UP THERE. 320 00:13:52,238 --> 00:13:54,157 OH, REALLY? 321 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:58,495 WELL, MAYBE YOU AND I GO OUT FOR DRINKS. 322 00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:00,664 YOU'RE THE OTHER ONE, RIGHT? 323 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,503 SO, LIZZIE, ARE YOU PLANNING ON STAYING THE NIGHT? 324 00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,130 OH, NO, NO. 325 00:14:08,213 --> 00:14:10,006 BELIEVE ME, I'M LEAVING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 326 00:14:10,089 --> 00:14:12,008 GOOD. GOOD. 327 00:14:12,091 --> 00:14:14,177 NOT THAT WE DON'T WANT YOU TO STAY. 328 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:15,804 OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE WELCOME. 329 00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:17,973 HOW MUCH MORE HOMEWORK DO YOU HAVE? 330 00:14:18,056 --> 00:14:19,849 UH, I JUST HAVE ONE PROBLEM LEFT 331 00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:21,726 THAT I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SOLVE. 332 00:14:21,809 --> 00:14:24,229 UH, RACHEL, MAYBE YOU WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS 333 00:14:24,312 --> 00:14:25,814 AND HELP ME FIGURE IT OUT? 334 00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:27,483 REALLY? 335 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,151 OKAY. 336 00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:31,612 OKAY, I-I'LL GO UPSTAIRS… 337 00:14:31,695 --> 00:14:35,532 IF-IF YOU… GET ME SOMETHING FROM THE CAR. 338 00:14:35,615 --> 00:14:38,285 WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM THE CAR? 339 00:14:38,368 --> 00:14:40,119 SURPRISE ME. 340 00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:45,542 SO, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THE CAR 341 00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,002 I WILL BE UPSTAIRS 342 00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:49,254 AND THAT'S WHERE EVERYBODY'S GOING TO BE! 343 00:15:13,069 --> 00:15:14,112 JUST RELAX, JUST RELAX. 344 00:15:14,195 --> 00:15:15,405 PAUL, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 345 00:15:15,488 --> 00:15:17,240 SHE LIKES YOU. 346 00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:18,992 SHE… 347 00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:20,410 I THINK SHE LIKES YOU. 348 00:15:20,493 --> 00:15:21,828 SHE LIKES YOU. 349 00:15:21,911 --> 00:15:22,829 YOU KNOW WHY? 350 00:15:22,912 --> 00:15:23,872 BECAUSE YOU'RE A… 351 00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:25,998 NEAT GUY. 352 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,253 YOU ARE THE MAN. 353 00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:32,672 YOU ARE THE MAN! 354 00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:37,510 STILL GOT IT. 355 00:15:39,387 --> 00:15:41,598 STILL SEXY. 356 00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:44,184 YOU'RE JUST A LOVE MACHINE. 357 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:01,951 SHOW TIME. 358 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,419 PHOEBE… YEAH? 359 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:11,712 HAVE YOU SEEN CHANDLER? 360 00:16:11,795 --> 00:16:13,046 NO, WHY? 361 00:16:13,129 --> 00:16:14,464 THE WOMAN FROM THE MUSEUM CALLED 362 00:16:14,547 --> 00:16:15,882 AND SAID THAT THERE WAS A CANCELLATION 363 00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:17,342 AND THAT WE COULD MOVE UP OUR WEDDING 364 00:16:17,425 --> 00:16:18,510 AND CHANDLER HEARD. 365 00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:20,178 I KNOW. 366 00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:21,638 HOW BAD IS THIS? 367 00:16:21,721 --> 00:16:23,973 WELL, WITH A REGULAR GUY, IT'S BAD. 368 00:16:24,056 --> 00:16:25,934 WITH CHANDLER… OH, DEAR GOD! 369 00:16:26,017 --> 00:16:27,436 I KNOW, I KNOW. 370 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:28,853 AND HE TOTALLY FREAKED OUT 371 00:16:28,936 --> 00:16:30,272 AND I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE. 372 00:16:30,355 --> 00:16:31,690 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 373 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,108 I'M NEVER GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU AGAIN 374 00:16:33,191 --> 00:16:34,610 THAT'S FOR SURE. 375 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,027 AND WHAT HARM CAN IT DO 376 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,446 IF YOU JUST PUT YOUR NAME DOWN? 377 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,239 RACHEL SAID THAT. 378 00:16:39,322 --> 00:16:40,406 WELL, RACHEL'S NOT HERE! 379 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,666 OH, HERE IT IS! 380 00:16:49,749 --> 00:16:52,752 OOH, JOEY, WHY DID YOU SIGN IT "SON OF A BITCH"? 381 00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:56,423 I DIDN'T DO THAT. 382 00:16:56,506 --> 00:16:58,049 WHO WOULD'VE DONE THAT? 383 00:16:58,132 --> 00:16:59,301 SON OF A BITCH! 384 00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:01,720 OKAY, MAYBE ASK THIS GUY. 385 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:02,804 YOU… 386 00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,222 GET OUT OF MY SHOP! 387 00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:05,390 WHAT DID HE DO? 388 00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:06,516 HE WENT OUT WITH MY WIFE! 389 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:07,517 JOEY! 390 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,228 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 391 00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:12,147 HEY, I DID NOT GO OUT WITH YOUR WIFE, OKAY? 392 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,065 I WENT OUT WITH HER. 393 00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:15,233 THAT'S MY WIFE! 394 00:17:16,693 --> 00:17:19,195 GET OUT! 395 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:21,698 WELL, WE SHOULD GO. 396 00:17:21,781 --> 00:17:22,781 YEAH. 397 00:17:25,243 --> 00:17:26,243 ROSS? 398 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,915 ROSS? 399 00:17:30,998 --> 00:17:32,458 ELIZABETH. 400 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,921 OKAY… OKAY… 401 00:17:37,004 --> 00:17:39,966 I'M GOING TO GO OUT THIS WINDOW. 402 00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:41,384 I'LL MEET YOU AT THE FRONT DOOR. 403 00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:42,927 TELL THEM YOU'RE GOING HOME, OKAY? 404 00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:43,928 OKAY. 405 00:17:44,011 --> 00:17:45,013 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 406 00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:46,097 NO, DON'T GO IN THERE! 407 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,557 DON'T GO IN THERE! 408 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,309 I NEED ANOTHER SODA. 409 00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:51,269 ROSS! 410 00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:54,147 OH, MY GOD! ROSS! 411 00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:56,941 WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE? 412 00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:01,446 AND THAT IS WHY 413 00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:03,489 WE CANNOT SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE. 414 00:18:06,242 --> 00:18:07,703 ROSS… 415 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,496 YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 416 00:18:09,579 --> 00:18:11,039 DADDY, UH… YOU'RE NEXT! 417 00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:13,207 OKAY. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS HERE. 418 00:18:16,544 --> 00:18:18,463 LET ME JUST SEE IF I GOT THIS STRAIGHT. 419 00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:20,632 I TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER 420 00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:22,258 OR I'LL HAVE YOU FIRED. 421 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,095 "TAKE MY DAUGHTER, COME UP TO MY COUNTRY HOUSE 422 00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,764 AND RUIN MY WEEKEND WITH RACHEL." 423 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:29,098 OKAY, PLEASE, PLEASE, PAUL. 424 00:18:29,181 --> 00:18:30,350 JUST LET ME EXPLAIN… 425 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:31,476 NO, LET ME EXPLAIN! 426 00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:33,478 FIRED! 427 00:18:33,561 --> 00:18:35,522 OKAY, FINE, FINE. 428 00:18:35,605 --> 00:18:37,273 HAVE ME FIRED. 429 00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:41,069 BUT, UH, I WANT YOU TO KNOW 430 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:44,573 THAT YOU AND I ARE NOT ALL THAT DIFFERENT. 431 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,575 I MEAN… 432 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:49,243 I, TOO, AM A NEAT GUY. 433 00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:01,130 WHAT? 434 00:19:01,213 --> 00:19:03,132 AND I, TOO 435 00:19:03,215 --> 00:19:06,678 AM JUST A LOVE MACHINE. 436 00:19:26,238 --> 00:19:27,490 ROSS… 437 00:19:30,075 --> 00:19:31,327 LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE THE GUEST ROOM IS. 438 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,341 I'M SO SORRY. 439 00:19:45,424 --> 00:19:47,051 PLEASE STOP FREAKING OUT. 440 00:19:48,093 --> 00:19:49,094 I'M NOT FREAKING OUT. 441 00:19:51,764 --> 00:19:53,349 WHY WOULD I BE FREAKING OUT? 442 00:19:53,432 --> 00:19:55,644 A WOMAN NAMED HILDY CALLED TO SAY WE WERE GETTING MARRIED 443 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,645 BUT THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY. 444 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,229 WAH-AHHH-AHHH! 445 00:20:01,065 --> 00:20:03,610 HONEY, WE WERE AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE 446 00:20:03,693 --> 00:20:06,070 AND I JUST PUT OUR NAMES DOWN FOR FUN. 447 00:20:06,153 --> 00:20:07,530 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE HARM IN THAT? 448 00:20:07,613 --> 00:20:08,781 RIGHT HERE. 449 00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:14,245 CHANDLER, PLEASE DON'T THINK I WAS TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU. 450 00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:15,246 PHOEBE AND RACHEL JUST THOUGHT THAT… 451 00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:16,915 PHOEBE AND RACHEL… 452 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:19,626 SO THE PEOPLE THAT KNEW ABOUT OUR WEDDING BEFORE ME 453 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,544 WERE YOU, PHOEBE AND RACHEL 454 00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:23,212 HILDY, AND APPARENTLY SOME BAND 455 00:20:23,295 --> 00:20:25,006 CALLED THE STARLIGHT MAGIC SEVEN 456 00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:26,674 WHO ARE AVAILABLE, BY THE WAY. 457 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,137 IT WAS A MISTAKE. 458 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,014 PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS TO MEAN ANYTHING 459 00:20:33,097 --> 00:20:35,058 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T. 460 00:20:37,685 --> 00:20:38,686 OKAY. 461 00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,230 REALLY? 462 00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:43,650 YES, IF IT REALLY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING 463 00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:45,360 BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I'M JUST NOT READY… 464 00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:48,864 I KNOW. I KNOW. 465 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:49,865 OKAY. 466 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,491 ALL RIGHT. 467 00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:54,953 NOW I'M GOING TO GO TELL JOEY THAT YOU'RE BACK. 468 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,705 HE WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 469 00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:04,587 HEY, DID SHE BUY IT? 470 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:05,964 TOTALLY. 471 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,674 SO DID HILDY SHOW YOU THE PLACE? 472 00:21:07,757 --> 00:21:10,343 YEAH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 473 00:21:10,426 --> 00:21:13,680 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO ASK MONICA TO MARRY YOU. 474 00:21:13,763 --> 00:21:15,056 I KNOW. 475 00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:27,360 HEY, GUNTHER. 476 00:21:27,443 --> 00:21:28,945 TAKE THESE CAPPUCCINOS TO TABLE ELEVEN 477 00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:30,989 AND THAT GUY OVER THERE WANTS SOME BISCOTTI. 478 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,866 OH, UH, WELL, I JUST, ACTUALLY, CAME IN 479 00:21:32,949 --> 00:21:35,159 FOR A CUP OF COFFEE TO GO. 480 00:21:35,242 --> 00:21:38,496 DO YOU STILL WORK HERE? 481 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:43,334 NO, NO, I QUIT A LONG TIME AGO. 482 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,754 DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU THAT? I'M SORRY. 483 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,172 NO, THAT'S COOL. I WAS GOING TO FIRE YOU ANYWAY. 484 00:21:48,255 --> 00:21:50,257 GREAT!