1 00:00:01,786 --> 00:00:05,328 Should I get her a Tiffany cut, or a princess cut or a… 2 00:00:05,411 --> 00:00:07,370 Ow! Paper cut! 3 00:00:08,411 --> 00:00:09,953 Have you told anyone else? 4 00:00:10,036 --> 00:00:13,120 No, I don't want to tell anybody. I don't want Monica to find out. 5 00:00:13,203 --> 00:00:14,370 You told me. 6 00:00:14,453 --> 00:00:17,078 Well, that's because I trust you, and we're best friends… 7 00:00:17,161 --> 00:00:20,078 …and you walked in on me while I was looking at ring brochures. 8 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,495 Well, once again, not knocking pays off. 9 00:00:24,286 --> 00:00:26,203 I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet. 10 00:00:26,286 --> 00:00:27,578 Me too. 11 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:30,953 Hey. Hey. 12 00:00:31,036 --> 00:00:34,161 - Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse? - Oh, all right. 13 00:00:34,245 --> 00:00:36,661 Oh, perfect. We were just gonna see if you wanted to go. 14 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:40,286 Oh, well, we don't, because we got the other place. 15 00:00:43,203 --> 00:00:45,411 How rude. 16 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,453 Oh, I'm sorry. You want a bite? 17 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:30,995 So how are things going with Paul? 18 00:01:31,078 --> 00:01:32,453 - Good. - Huh. 19 00:01:32,536 --> 00:01:35,286 - Although, you know, he's a private guy. - Mm-hm. 20 00:01:35,370 --> 00:01:38,578 You know, I wish I could get him to open up a bit. Share some feelings. 21 00:01:38,661 --> 00:01:43,495 That's easy. You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won't open. 22 00:01:45,286 --> 00:01:46,370 So, what are you saying? 23 00:01:46,453 --> 00:01:49,328 I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table? 24 00:01:50,745 --> 00:01:54,286 No, that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone. 25 00:01:57,870 --> 00:01:59,870 - Hi. - Hi. 26 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,328 - How are you? - Watch this. 27 00:02:01,411 --> 00:02:02,995 - Hey, Paul. - Hi, Phoebe. 28 00:02:03,078 --> 00:02:04,995 So how are things going with you? 29 00:02:06,703 --> 00:02:08,495 Can't complain. 30 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:15,786 - Hey! - Hi. 31 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,953 - Great to… - Ross, good to see you too. 32 00:02:18,036 --> 00:02:20,661 - Good. Bye. - You take care. 33 00:02:25,911 --> 00:02:29,536 Hey, Pheebs, what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before? 34 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,536 Ah, that was so weird, huh? 35 00:02:33,203 --> 00:02:34,286 Phoebe, why did you do it? 36 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:37,495 I didn't do it. It was Chandler. 37 00:02:37,578 --> 00:02:40,453 He's… He's mad at you. 38 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,703 - What? Why? - Oh, please. I think you know why. 39 00:02:45,661 --> 00:02:47,203 I can't think of anything. 40 00:02:47,286 --> 00:02:51,203 Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper. 41 00:02:53,911 --> 00:02:57,286 Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game… 42 00:02:57,370 --> 00:02:58,703 …a couple weeks ago? 43 00:02:58,786 --> 00:03:01,786 Do you think that's something that he'd be mad at you for? 44 00:03:02,411 --> 00:03:05,786 - I guess it could. - Well, then I think that's it. 45 00:03:06,661 --> 00:03:09,161 Well, if he's angry, he really shouldn't just cover it up. 46 00:03:09,245 --> 00:03:11,036 I wish he'd just tell me the truth. 47 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,578 Well, if that's what you want… 48 00:03:12,661 --> 00:03:16,453 …then you should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table. 49 00:03:19,411 --> 00:03:22,161 Honey, I made a reservation at China Garden. Is that okay? 50 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,911 Yeah, that's great. 51 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:28,203 But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day. 52 00:03:28,953 --> 00:03:30,370 It was fine. 53 00:03:32,036 --> 00:03:33,036 Okay. 54 00:03:34,953 --> 00:03:37,453 Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now? 55 00:03:37,536 --> 00:03:41,328 That you are looking really fine in that dress. 56 00:03:42,036 --> 00:03:44,661 Yeah, that's great, Paul. But, you know… 57 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:48,578 I want to know what… Wow, those are really great. 58 00:03:51,328 --> 00:03:53,078 I just want to know… 59 00:03:53,161 --> 00:03:57,328 …what is behind this strong, silent exterior? 60 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,786 You know, they say that still waters run deep… 61 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:02,328 …and I want to swim in yours. 62 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,286 Are you talking about having sex? 63 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:09,328 No, Paul. 64 00:04:09,411 --> 00:04:10,995 I don't know anything about you. 65 00:04:11,078 --> 00:04:14,245 You know, like your childhood. Tell me about your childhood. 66 00:04:14,328 --> 00:04:15,703 Normal. 67 00:04:16,578 --> 00:04:20,495 Okay, well, then how about puberty? Come on. That's always a painful time. 68 00:04:20,578 --> 00:04:22,953 You know, your friends invite you to a slumber party… 69 00:04:23,036 --> 00:04:24,786 …and stick your hand in warm water… 70 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:27,578 …while you're sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag. 71 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:31,703 No, that never happened to me. 72 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:36,036 Well, you're lucky you never met that bitch, Sharon Majeski. 73 00:04:36,995 --> 00:04:38,411 Anyway… 74 00:04:39,036 --> 00:04:41,786 The rest of your life, you know. Any regrets? 75 00:04:42,786 --> 00:04:44,245 No. 76 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:46,870 All right, Paul. I'm not asking for a lot here. 77 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,161 Just give me something. Anything. 78 00:04:51,245 --> 00:04:53,120 - Okay. - Okay. 79 00:04:55,911 --> 00:04:57,745 - When I was 6 years old… - Mm-hm. 80 00:04:57,828 --> 00:04:59,870 …I wanted a Big Wheel. 81 00:04:59,953 --> 00:05:02,995 And instead, my parents got me this little… 82 00:05:03,078 --> 00:05:06,911 …plastic chicken that you hop around on. 83 00:05:07,578 --> 00:05:09,745 It was embarrassing. Kids made fun of me. 84 00:05:09,828 --> 00:05:11,745 That was a pretty tough year. 85 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,495 - That's great. See? - Heh. 86 00:05:15,578 --> 00:05:18,828 I already feel like I know you a little better. Thank you. 87 00:05:18,911 --> 00:05:21,953 Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Let's go. 88 00:05:24,786 --> 00:05:25,828 It was horrible. 89 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:31,370 They called me "Chicken Boy." 90 00:05:38,995 --> 00:05:42,120 In fifth grade, I got in a fight. Well, it wasn't really a fight. 91 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:44,120 Richard Danville bit me on the nose. 92 00:05:44,203 --> 00:05:47,203 I fell down, still have a little scar right here. You can see it. 93 00:05:47,286 --> 00:05:50,286 Yeah, yeah. I see the scar. 94 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:53,286 Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that… 95 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:55,620 …you know, you've shared your feelings. 96 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,578 It's really… It's beautiful. 97 00:05:57,661 --> 00:06:00,911 But, um, what do you say we go share some food? 98 00:06:00,995 --> 00:06:03,078 No, I couldn't eat now. 99 00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:06,953 What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken. 100 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,411 Chicken? 101 00:06:13,245 --> 00:06:16,953 - Chicken Boy! - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. 102 00:06:23,536 --> 00:06:26,536 Well, this is the nine millionth ring store we've been to… 103 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,578 …and I can't find the perfect ring. 104 00:06:28,661 --> 00:06:32,036 Ugly ring, ugly ring, ugly ring… 105 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,286 It's a beautiful selection. 106 00:06:39,161 --> 00:06:40,953 Okay, so maybe you don't get her a ring. 107 00:06:41,036 --> 00:06:43,495 Maybe you do something different, you know? 108 00:06:43,578 --> 00:06:46,828 Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet. Or an engagement tiara. 109 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:51,953 Ooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket. 110 00:06:53,078 --> 00:06:55,578 You know, I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this. 111 00:06:55,661 --> 00:06:56,828 - Huh? - Uh-huh. 112 00:06:56,911 --> 00:06:58,745 Can't you imagine getting down on one knee… 113 00:06:58,828 --> 00:07:02,078 …and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry? 114 00:07:03,245 --> 00:07:05,078 Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the ring. 115 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,786 Oh, this one's nice. I like it this one. 116 00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:12,203 Sir? Kind sir, can I see this one? 117 00:07:12,286 --> 00:07:15,286 Wait a minute. This is the reason you brought me, okay? 118 00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:18,120 I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out. 119 00:07:18,203 --> 00:07:19,786 Can I help you? 120 00:07:19,870 --> 00:07:21,578 Yes, I would like to see that ring, please. 121 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:23,453 Or not. Whatever. 122 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,578 This ring is from the 1920s. 123 00:07:26,661 --> 00:07:30,286 It's a one-and-a-half karat diamond with sapphires on either side. 124 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:32,078 Sir, could I ask you to, um…? 125 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:36,453 Could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you? 126 00:07:38,286 --> 00:07:40,203 Okay. Okay. 127 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,161 Will you marry me? 128 00:07:44,328 --> 00:07:46,578 Oh, my God, that's it. That's the ring. 129 00:07:48,161 --> 00:07:50,411 - How much is it? - Chandler, I will handle this. 130 00:07:50,828 --> 00:07:52,453 How much is it? 131 00:07:53,161 --> 00:07:54,661 Eight thousand six hundred. 132 00:07:54,745 --> 00:07:57,161 We will give you $10. 133 00:07:58,953 --> 00:08:01,161 - Are you interested in this ring? - Yes. Yes. 134 00:08:01,245 --> 00:08:03,411 But I can only pay $8000. 135 00:08:04,453 --> 00:08:08,036 - Okay. I can let it go for 8. - We stand firm at $10. 136 00:08:08,786 --> 00:08:11,078 - How would you like to pay? - Uh, credit card. 137 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:13,828 Oh, no. No, no, but I lent my credit card to Joey. 138 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:16,828 Okay, I'll go get it. You guard the ring. Okay. 139 00:08:18,078 --> 00:08:20,328 Listen, I'm sorry about before. 140 00:08:20,411 --> 00:08:23,036 Do you have anything here for $10? 141 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,495 Uh, yes. I have these two rather beautiful… 142 00:08:26,578 --> 00:08:28,828 …five-dollar bills. 143 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,328 I'll give you $1 for them. 144 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:39,120 Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday? 145 00:08:39,495 --> 00:08:40,703 No. 146 00:08:41,953 --> 00:08:45,578 - Remember, you were eating pizza? - Yeah. 147 00:08:46,745 --> 00:08:48,911 Well, apparently Chandler's angry at us… 148 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,953 …for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple weeks ago. 149 00:08:52,036 --> 00:08:54,411 What, we were supposed to just get him a ticket? 150 00:08:54,495 --> 00:08:57,995 - That guy is always mooching off of us. - Yeah. 151 00:08:59,036 --> 00:09:02,911 Anyway, I still think we should try to patch things up, you know? 152 00:09:02,995 --> 00:09:06,328 Like, maybe we could get him tickets to another Knicks game and invite him. 153 00:09:06,411 --> 00:09:10,828 Wow, that's a great idea. And I still have his credit card. 154 00:09:10,911 --> 00:09:12,203 Here you go. 155 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:15,495 Hey, hey. I got this one. Here you go. 156 00:09:16,578 --> 00:09:19,245 You know, I gotta tell you, sometimes I just don't get Chandler. 157 00:09:19,328 --> 00:09:21,911 You know, me and him do stuff all the time without you… 158 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,036 …and you don't get all upset. 159 00:09:26,578 --> 00:09:28,995 - All the time? - All the time. 160 00:09:30,828 --> 00:09:33,411 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 161 00:09:34,328 --> 00:09:37,453 - Still crying? - Like a little girl. 162 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,828 I know, I know, I know. This is all my fault. 163 00:09:41,911 --> 00:09:43,995 I wanted him to open up. 164 00:09:44,078 --> 00:09:46,120 But God, I didn't know that I was gonna unleash… 165 00:09:46,203 --> 00:09:50,620 …this weepy, clingy, moist monster. 166 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:54,578 You know, I only know of two sure-fire ways to shut a man up. 167 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:55,786 And one of them is sex. 168 00:09:56,411 --> 00:09:57,703 - What's the other? - I Don't know. 169 00:09:57,786 --> 00:09:59,411 I never had to use the other one. 170 00:10:00,536 --> 00:10:03,828 I'm just saying, you know, if we're having sex, he's not talking. 171 00:10:03,911 --> 00:10:06,620 Ah, that's right. You're the talker. 172 00:10:10,536 --> 00:10:12,536 - Anyway, uh, great idea. - Yeah. 173 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:16,036 Um, I gotta go to the store. I told him that I would buy him some more tissues. 174 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,078 - Uh, we have some here. - No, you don't. 175 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:25,286 Okay. Um, I'd also like to try on the tiara. 176 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:29,370 Oh, yeah. Okay. 177 00:10:31,328 --> 00:10:34,203 Wow, what do you think? Too much? 178 00:10:35,078 --> 00:10:36,661 A tad. 179 00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:39,828 Then take the tiara back… 180 00:10:39,911 --> 00:10:43,120 …and let me hold the musket again. 181 00:10:51,495 --> 00:10:53,578 Something's missing. 182 00:10:54,078 --> 00:10:56,953 Let me see the ring that my friend picked out. 183 00:10:58,078 --> 00:11:00,328 Where's the 1920s princess-cut ring? 184 00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:02,786 I just sold it to that gentleman. 185 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,578 Oh, my God! 186 00:11:04,661 --> 00:11:05,953 Wait, no! 187 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,661 Let me out! Now! 188 00:11:18,536 --> 00:11:20,078 Rachel? 189 00:11:20,161 --> 00:11:21,578 No. 190 00:11:22,495 --> 00:11:25,120 - How are you, Paul? - Okay. 191 00:11:30,203 --> 00:11:31,578 Chandler… 192 00:11:32,828 --> 00:11:36,703 - …did your dad ever hug you? - No. Did he hug you? 193 00:11:38,036 --> 00:11:39,661 No. No. 194 00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:43,120 It's just that my dad never did. 195 00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,036 I miss my dad. 196 00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:49,495 Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads. 197 00:11:54,828 --> 00:11:56,995 - Hey, Chandler? - Yeah? 198 00:11:57,078 --> 00:11:58,578 Would you…? 199 00:12:03,828 --> 00:12:05,120 Would you hug me? 200 00:12:06,828 --> 00:12:10,953 - I'm a little busy here, Paul. - That's exactly what my dad used to say. 201 00:12:11,536 --> 00:12:14,203 Okay. A quick one. Come on, hug it out. 202 00:12:14,286 --> 00:12:16,411 Hey. Hey. 203 00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:17,786 There you go. 204 00:12:19,036 --> 00:12:20,661 Okay. 205 00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:22,870 - Five more seconds… - Okay. 206 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,370 - Joey! - What? Hey, what…? 207 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,370 Hi. Paul, is it? 208 00:12:34,328 --> 00:12:36,953 - Do you have my credit card? - Yeah. It's in my… 209 00:12:37,036 --> 00:12:39,036 In my pocket. 210 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,536 - My back pocket. Back pocket. - Thank God. 211 00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:48,370 Listen, I got tickets to the Knicks tonight. 212 00:12:48,453 --> 00:12:49,745 I can't go. 213 00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:51,120 Come on, it'll be fun. 214 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:55,620 Me, you, Ross and… Paul, probably. 215 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,911 Chandler, I found the perfect ring. 216 00:13:01,995 --> 00:13:05,078 Oh, that's pretty nice, but I'm gonna go with the one I picked first. 217 00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:09,245 Oh, wake up, Chandler. The one you picked is gone. It's over. 218 00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:11,453 What? 219 00:13:11,536 --> 00:13:15,661 Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tried to stop him but they put me in jail. 220 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:20,745 - They put you in jail? - The little jail between the doors! 221 00:13:21,078 --> 00:13:24,286 Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring. I know. I'm sorry. 222 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:28,370 But, you know, this ring is better. And Monica never even saw the other ring. 223 00:13:28,453 --> 00:13:33,120 Yeah. But when he proposed to me with the ring, I got goose bumps. 224 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:36,328 - Maybe it was the guy. - It was the ring. 225 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:43,203 - Hey, so was he excited about the tickets? - No. He blew us off. 226 00:13:43,286 --> 00:13:45,286 - What? - I know. 227 00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:47,328 I can't believe it. 228 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,661 Can I tell you something? 229 00:13:50,411 --> 00:13:52,536 I'm a little mad at him now. 230 00:13:53,911 --> 00:13:55,870 Can I tell you something? 231 00:13:57,411 --> 00:13:58,911 Me too. 232 00:14:01,286 --> 00:14:04,203 You know what? He didn't want to talk to us about being angry? 233 00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:06,995 Well, maybe we don't talk to him at all. 234 00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:09,203 Ooh. 235 00:14:09,703 --> 00:14:11,203 - Freeze him out. - That's right. 236 00:14:11,286 --> 00:14:12,995 - I like it. - Ah? We'll show him. 237 00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:16,870 From now on, it's gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. 238 00:14:16,953 --> 00:14:20,370 Okay, we're gonna be the new Joey and Chandler. Ha, ha. 239 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,203 Hi, I'm back. 240 00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:28,453 There's more to tell you. I've written it all down. 241 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,453 Oh, that's great. 242 00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:34,786 No, actually, that's… 243 00:14:35,036 --> 00:14:37,661 That's great. That's really great. 244 00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:42,620 You know, I gotta tell you, writing, all that writing, it gets me, uh… 245 00:14:42,703 --> 00:14:45,245 It gets me kind of hot. 246 00:14:45,328 --> 00:14:47,995 Wait, wait. Listen to this: 247 00:14:48,911 --> 00:14:51,620 Know what I wanted to be when I was that age? 248 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,495 A lover? 249 00:14:53,995 --> 00:14:55,911 - A surfer. - Oh, yeah. A surfer? 250 00:14:56,411 --> 00:14:59,620 - I wanted to be one with the waves… - Honey, hold on real quick. 251 00:14:59,703 --> 00:15:04,286 Hold on a second. Let me just get a little more comfortable here. 252 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,661 Wait a second. 253 00:15:05,745 --> 00:15:09,036 - This isn't too revealing, is it? - No. 254 00:15:09,703 --> 00:15:12,120 Whatever happened to that little dude? 255 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,453 So full of dreams. 256 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:21,370 I don't care about the little dude. 257 00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:24,828 I can't. I cannot listen to any more of this. 258 00:15:24,911 --> 00:15:28,495 The only one who'd listen to this is a mental health professional. 259 00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,995 And that's only because they get paid $100 an hour. 260 00:15:31,078 --> 00:15:33,495 Do you know how much money I could've made listening to you? 261 00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:35,203 Two thousand dollars. 262 00:15:35,286 --> 00:15:38,370 And you know when I figured that out? While you were talking. 263 00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:43,411 I can't believe you're trying to stifle me, when just 14 hours ago… 264 00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:47,328 …we figured out that that's exactly what my mother was trying to do to me. 265 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,036 I'm sorry. 266 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:54,245 I don't mean… I didn't mean to stifle you. 267 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,078 This is all just a little overwhelming. 268 00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:58,953 Oh, Rachel. 269 00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:01,911 I'm so sorry. 270 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,620 I didn't mean to overwhelm you. 271 00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:07,870 It's just that when those gates open… 272 00:16:08,495 --> 00:16:11,828 …it's hard to close them. 273 00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:16,828 But they are closed now. Believe me. 274 00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:20,620 I'm so glad. I'm so glad you shared. 275 00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,953 And I'm glad that you're done. 276 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:28,661 So, what do you say we, um… 277 00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:33,578 - I'd really like that. - Mm-hm. 278 00:16:43,911 --> 00:16:46,870 That was so good. 279 00:16:56,745 --> 00:16:59,286 Oh, oh, ugh. 280 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,328 - Hey. - I can't believe you talked me into… 281 00:17:03,411 --> 00:17:05,828 …buying this stupid gumball-machine-looking ring. 282 00:17:05,911 --> 00:17:09,828 It's not a stupid gumball-machine-looking ring. It's a beautiful ring. 283 00:17:09,911 --> 00:17:11,495 No, it's not. 284 00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:13,036 When I looked at the other ring… 285 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,370 …I could see Monica's face when I gave it to her… 286 00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,036 …and I could see her saying yes. 287 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,370 When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring. 288 00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:24,078 Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye. 289 00:17:28,703 --> 00:17:31,828 Look, this is the most important thing I'm gonna do in my life. 290 00:17:31,911 --> 00:17:33,828 I want to make sure it's perfect. 291 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:37,370 Okay. There may be a way that we could get the other ring back. 292 00:17:37,453 --> 00:17:40,328 Because I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was gonna propose. 293 00:17:40,411 --> 00:17:42,870 So maybe we could get him to trade rings or something. 294 00:17:42,953 --> 00:17:44,536 I can't do that. 295 00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:47,703 Well, you certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring. 296 00:17:56,703 --> 00:17:57,995 There he is. 297 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:01,078 Okay, and he hasn't proposed yet. She has no ring on her finger. 298 00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:04,120 Wow, you're good. After this, we should solve crimes. 299 00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:06,786 Yeah. Okay. Go get him. 300 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:08,536 Oh, okay. 301 00:18:11,203 --> 00:18:15,161 Excuse me, sir. Could you come with me, please? You have a phone call. 302 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,870 - Who is it? - It is your office. 303 00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:20,536 - Do you know who at my office? - John. 304 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,870 Oh, John. Great. 305 00:18:25,536 --> 00:18:27,495 - There he is. - Hi. Hi. Okay. 306 00:18:27,578 --> 00:18:29,620 Okay, there was a mix-up at the jewelry store. 307 00:18:29,703 --> 00:18:33,161 The ring you're about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. 308 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,661 So I'm gonna need to have that back. 309 00:18:36,745 --> 00:18:42,453 But in exchange, I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. 310 00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:46,453 Wow, I would trade. 311 00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:51,453 It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one. Now, if you'll excuse me. 312 00:18:51,536 --> 00:18:54,870 No, no. See, this is my fiancée, and her heart was set on that ring. 313 00:18:54,953 --> 00:18:57,245 You don't want to break her heart now, do you? 314 00:18:57,328 --> 00:19:00,703 Yeah. Do you want to break a dying woman's heart? 315 00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:02,786 You're dying? 316 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,036 Yeah, she's dying… 317 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,620 …of a cough, apparently. 318 00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:16,536 It's my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I'm not buried with that ring… 319 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,786 …then my spirit will wander the netherworld… 320 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,328 Okay, that's enough, honey. 321 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,703 Oh, I don't know. 322 00:19:26,661 --> 00:19:29,495 - Let me see the ring. - Great. Okay, here. 323 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,578 - All right, I'll do it. - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 324 00:19:34,661 --> 00:19:37,995 And you are about to marry a wonderful man. 325 00:19:43,953 --> 00:19:46,245 Hey, I'm marrying a dead woman. 326 00:19:52,953 --> 00:19:54,578 Guys? 327 00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:59,661 I got something important to tell you. 328 00:20:01,161 --> 00:20:02,495 Guys. 329 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,120 Guys? 330 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,620 Guys? 331 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,411 I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me. 332 00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:15,828 I think we gotta end the freeze-out. 333 00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:19,995 Wait a minute. Is this for real? 334 00:20:20,078 --> 00:20:22,120 Yeah. Check out the ring. 335 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,870 Oh, my God. 336 00:20:25,703 --> 00:20:28,370 So you two are really serious? 337 00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:32,036 Yeah, pretty much. 338 00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:35,911 You're gonna get married? I mean… 339 00:20:36,411 --> 00:20:39,370 We're gonna be brothers-in-law. Come here! 340 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:44,411 - And we're gonna be friends again. - Hey. 341 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,786 What? 342 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:50,161 - Water under the bridge. Forget it! - Okay. 343 00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:53,911 I was gonna wait till it was official, you know, but I had to tell you guys… 344 00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:55,411 …because you're my best friends. 345 00:20:56,745 --> 00:21:00,745 - I think I'm gonna cry. - Oh. No more crying. 346 00:21:00,828 --> 00:21:03,911 Please, I just dumped one crybaby. I'll dump you too. 347 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,411 I'm gonna ask Monica to marry me. 348 00:21:08,661 --> 00:21:10,453 Oh, my God. 349 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,411 Oh, my God. 350 00:21:12,495 --> 00:21:15,870 Oh, Chandler. You guys are gonna be so happy. 351 00:21:15,953 --> 00:21:19,078 - I know. - Where's all the tissues? 352 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,328 Check out the ring. 353 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,495 Oh, nice. One-and-a-half karat, easy. 354 00:21:32,245 --> 00:21:33,578 Hey. Hey, Pheebs. 355 00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:35,245 Chandler's gonna ask Monica to marry him. 356 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,495 I know. I helped pick out the ring. 357 00:21:37,578 --> 00:21:39,161 Oh. 358 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:43,870 You told her before you told us? 359 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,203 She walked in while I was looking at ring brochures. 360 00:21:47,286 --> 00:21:49,286 You can understand that, right? 361 00:21:51,036 --> 00:21:52,536 Guys? 362 00:21:55,245 --> 00:21:56,620 Guys?