1 00:00:00,457 --> 00:00:02,168 Yeah, you didn't get one. 2 00:00:03,794 --> 00:00:05,713 Okay. Well, tonight's the big night. 3 00:00:05,796 --> 00:00:07,214 Hey, listen, how you going to ask her? 4 00:00:07,297 --> 00:00:08,675 It is going to be perfect. 5 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,635 I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. 6 00:00:10,718 --> 00:00:12,428 I'm going to get her a bottle of the champagne 7 00:00:12,511 --> 00:00:16,057 that she really loves therefore knows how expensive it is. 8 00:00:17,641 --> 00:00:19,310 Then, when the glasses are full 9 00:00:19,393 --> 00:00:22,271 instead of proposing a toast, I'm just going to propose. 10 00:00:22,354 --> 00:00:23,940 Oh-h. 11 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,984 It sounds perfect. Yeah. 12 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:28,903 You're going to mess it up. Let me do it. 13 00:00:28,986 --> 00:00:30,113 I'm not going to mess it up. 14 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:33,033 If she says no, can I have the ring? 15 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,617 She's not going to say no. 16 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:35,868 If. 17 00:00:38,412 --> 00:00:41,124 Hey. Hey. 18 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,750 Hi, Monica. 19 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,630 Give it. It's gone. 20 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,007 Phoebe. 21 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,972 Hey, Monica. 22 00:00:57,890 --> 00:01:00,143 We're practically kissing. 23 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,308 Hey. Hey. 24 00:01:41,391 --> 00:01:43,103 Are any of you guys free tonight? 25 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,938 My boss is hosting this charity event 26 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:46,480 for underprivileged kids 27 00:01:46,563 --> 00:01:48,691 and the more people I bring, the better I look. 28 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:50,359 So, Monica, Chandler. 29 00:01:50,442 --> 00:01:51,945 Well, Monica and Chandler can't go. 30 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:53,613 We're going to dinner, remember? 31 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,448 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 32 00:01:55,531 --> 00:01:57,658 What's the big deal? 33 00:01:57,741 --> 00:01:59,285 I just get mad when 34 00:01:59,368 --> 00:02:01,495 Rachel doesn't remember where we're going. 35 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,916 Where are you going? 36 00:02:07,626 --> 00:02:10,088 How about you guys? Open bar? 37 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:11,422 I think so. 38 00:02:11,505 --> 00:02:14,008 I can do that for the kids. 39 00:02:14,091 --> 00:02:15,468 Yeah, you know what? I'll come, too. 40 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:16,844 I'm making money now. 41 00:02:16,927 --> 00:02:18,387 It's about time I give something back. 42 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:22,308 Well, you could also give back the money you owe me. 43 00:02:22,391 --> 00:02:24,643 Okay…have a benefit. 44 00:02:25,978 --> 00:02:27,605 Hey. 45 00:02:27,688 --> 00:02:29,274 Hey, Ross, listen, can you 46 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:30,608 come to a charity event tonight? 47 00:02:30,691 --> 00:02:32,735 Oh, no, I have plans with Elizabeth. 48 00:02:32,818 --> 00:02:35,029 Oh, so you're already doing your part for the kids. 49 00:02:37,698 --> 00:02:39,533 Sorry, it's just one of our last nights together 50 00:02:39,616 --> 00:02:44,038 before she leaves for camp to be a counselor. 51 00:02:44,121 --> 00:02:45,665 Ross, let me ask you a question. 52 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:48,918 All jokes aside, where is this relationship going? 53 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:50,335 Wait a minute. All jokes aside? 54 00:02:50,418 --> 00:02:53,506 I didn't agree to that. 55 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:55,675 Do you really see this as a long-term thing? 56 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,093 I don't know. 57 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:59,470 You know, you are 12 years older than her. 58 00:02:59,553 --> 00:03:02,015 Wait a minute, d-does everyone feel this way? 59 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,308 Yeah. Sort of. 60 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:04,349 Yeah, Sorry. 61 00:03:04,432 --> 00:03:05,726 Oh, wow, uh. 62 00:03:05,809 --> 00:03:07,561 I thought you guys were like just making jokes. 63 00:03:07,644 --> 00:03:09,272 I had no idea. 64 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,940 Well, you know what? You guys are wrong. 65 00:03:11,023 --> 00:03:13,901 Yes, there is a chronological age difference 66 00:03:13,984 --> 00:03:15,486 but I never notice it. 67 00:03:15,569 --> 00:03:18,031 You know why? Because she is very mature. 68 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:19,157 Besides, it doesn't really matter to me 69 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,658 what you guys think. 70 00:03:20,741 --> 00:03:22,743 I mean I'm the one dating Elizabeth, not you. 71 00:03:22,826 --> 00:03:24,787 Not what she said last night. 72 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,209 Yeah. See, now, he could date her. 73 00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:35,923 Will you marry me? 74 00:03:36,924 --> 00:03:38,885 Will you marry me? 75 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:41,387 Hey, you marry me. 76 00:03:48,185 --> 00:03:51,064 What's going on, Little Elves? 77 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,191 It's the big night. We wanted to wish you good luck. 78 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,483 Yeah, yeah. You have the ring? 79 00:03:54,566 --> 00:03:55,818 Yeah, right here in my pocket. 80 00:03:55,901 --> 00:03:57,694 Oh. 81 00:04:00,823 --> 00:04:02,908 Pheebs. What? Oh. O-op. 82 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:06,620 Okay, now, will you guys get out of here? 83 00:04:06,703 --> 00:04:07,747 I want this to be a surprise 84 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,123 and she's going to know. 85 00:04:09,206 --> 00:04:11,667 Yeah, yeah, you guys, get out of here. 86 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,296 Hey. Hi, guys. 87 00:04:17,506 --> 00:04:20,009 You look beautiful. Mm. Thank you. 88 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:28,935 What's going on? 89 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:30,811 We're just really ex.. 90 00:04:30,894 --> 00:04:32,605 …excited about this charity event 91 00:04:32,688 --> 00:04:35,274 that we have to go to. 92 00:04:39,695 --> 00:04:41,488 Here. Oh, thank you. 93 00:04:41,571 --> 00:04:43,490 So, now, what's going on here? 94 00:04:43,573 --> 00:04:46,077 Uh, well, uh, this is a silent auction. 95 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,912 They lay out all the stuff here 96 00:04:47,995 --> 00:04:49,747 and then you write down your offer 97 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:51,624 and then the highest bid gets it. 98 00:04:51,707 --> 00:04:53,751 No, I know what a silent auction is. 99 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:56,086 I meant, what's going on with your hair? 100 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,382 Uh, w-why? 101 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,133 No, it's nice. 102 00:05:02,676 --> 00:05:04,387 Nice to see you, Rachel. Oh. 103 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:05,805 So glad you brought someone. 104 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:07,723 Oh, someone? I brought people. 105 00:05:07,806 --> 00:05:09,309 Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. 106 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,643 Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. 107 00:05:10,726 --> 00:05:12,519 He's the head of my department. 108 00:05:12,602 --> 00:05:13,854 And I also brought my friend Joey. 109 00:05:13,937 --> 00:05:16,524 Oh, shrimp toast. 110 00:05:18,025 --> 00:05:21,570 Uh, you know, I-I don't know where he is. 111 00:05:21,653 --> 00:05:23,406 Well, I hope you're going to bid on some things, Rachel. 112 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,074 Well, you know what, actually I was about to bid 113 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:27,201 on this lovely trip to Paris. 114 00:05:27,284 --> 00:05:28,744 Oh, nice choice. Yeah. 115 00:05:28,827 --> 00:05:30,871 Good luck. Thank you. 116 00:05:30,954 --> 00:05:33,498 Ha. Okay. 117 00:05:33,581 --> 00:05:35,876 Twenty dollars. 118 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:46,053 Shut the door, shut the door. 119 00:05:46,136 --> 00:05:47,847 W-What's going on? 120 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:50,057 The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us. 121 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:51,558 Oh, you have to call the police. 122 00:05:51,641 --> 00:05:54,312 That's what I did to the kids in my building. 123 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,314 No, it's a water balloon fight. 124 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:59,775 We started it. Oh. Um…mmm. 125 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:02,028 Listen, um, I, I-I just stopped by 126 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:04,155 to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. 127 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:05,530 Um…it's supposed to be excellent. 128 00:06:05,613 --> 00:06:06,782 The director is… 129 00:06:06,865 --> 00:06:08,201 Who drank all the kamikazes? 130 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,617 Nobody. We put 'em in here! 131 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,955 You want some? No. 132 00:06:13,038 --> 00:06:14,790 Okay, okay. Okay. 133 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:17,168 Okay. Look, can I, can I just 134 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:18,669 just talk to you for a second? 135 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:19,753 Yeah, sure. 136 00:06:19,836 --> 00:06:21,088 Um, so this play, um 137 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:22,382 what do you think? 138 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:23,883 I-It's gotten great reviews, you know the… 139 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,633 Attack! 140 00:06:26,802 --> 00:06:28,054 Put your balloons down. 141 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:29,347 You put your balloons down. 142 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,806 You put yours.. 143 00:06:30,889 --> 00:06:35,227 Everybody! Put their balloons down! 144 00:06:36,937 --> 00:06:39,607 Now, this is a nice suit. 145 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:46,531 Our next item is the romantic trip to Paris. 146 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:51,411 It goes to Emil Alexander, with a high bid of $2,300. 147 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,745 Oh. So close. 148 00:06:55,205 --> 00:06:56,623 Heya, guys, look. 149 00:06:56,706 --> 00:06:59,168 I got me some drinks. 150 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:00,920 What are you doing? 151 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,423 Open bar. 152 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,883 And finally our biggest item of the night. 153 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:09,387 The 22-foot gentleman's daysailer sailboat. 154 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:13,182 The winning bid was a whopping $20,000. 155 00:07:13,265 --> 00:07:14,517 O-oh. 156 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,393 I won. 157 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,398 That was my guess. 158 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:21,566 What? What? What? 159 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:24,110 I guessed $20,000. 160 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,195 Joey, it is an auction. 161 00:07:26,278 --> 00:07:29,365 You don't guess, you buy. 162 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:31,033 What? 163 00:07:32,742 --> 00:07:34,245 I don't have $20,000. 164 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:37,747 Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani. 165 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,754 Joey, sit down. 166 00:07:43,837 --> 00:07:45,631 Forget her. You enjoy this. 167 00:07:45,714 --> 00:07:47,841 Wow. Wow. 168 00:08:03,982 --> 00:08:06,193 What are you doing? 169 00:08:06,276 --> 00:08:10,531 One nation, under God 170 00:08:10,614 --> 00:08:13,159 indivisible with liberty and justice for all. 171 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,577 I remembered it. 172 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,994 The champagne is here. 173 00:08:17,787 --> 00:08:19,248 Are you okay? Yes, yes, I'm good. 174 00:08:19,331 --> 00:08:21,000 Are you good? Are you good? 175 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,710 Is everything, are you are y-you perfect, perfect? 176 00:08:23,793 --> 00:08:25,171 Yeah. I'm okay. 177 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,297 I'm actually, I'm a little cold, though. 178 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:27,423 Can I, can I have your jacket? 179 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:28,882 Oh, yeah. 180 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:32,512 Uh, no, you can't have my jacket. 181 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:35,139 Because then I would be cold. 182 00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:36,890 If you thought that you were going to be cold 183 00:08:36,973 --> 00:08:40,561 you should have brought your own jacket. 184 00:08:40,644 --> 00:08:42,021 But, uh, other than that are you okay? 185 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,439 Are you okay? 186 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,900 You're sure you're okay? 187 00:08:46,983 --> 00:08:49,487 Yes. I'm fine. 188 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,990 In fact, I've been fine for a long time now 189 00:08:53,073 --> 00:08:56,619 and I think…the reason is you. 190 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,163 Mm, that's sweet. 191 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:01,373 Okay, um. 192 00:09:02,874 --> 00:09:07,713 Before I met you, I had really little life 193 00:09:07,796 --> 00:09:10,883 and I couldn't imagine growing old with… 194 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:11,758 Oh, my God. 195 00:09:11,841 --> 00:09:13,135 I know, but just let me say it. 196 00:09:13,218 --> 00:09:14,720 Oh, my God, Richard. 197 00:09:14,803 --> 00:09:16,680 What? I'm Chandler. 198 00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:20,850 Oh, that's Richard. 199 00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:23,563 Oh, God. Maybe he won't see us. 200 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,314 Richard! 201 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:30,486 Monica. Chandler. 202 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:31,654 Hey, hey. 203 00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:36,200 I don't know why I did that. 204 00:09:36,283 --> 00:09:38,118 Hey, it, it's good to see you. 205 00:09:38,201 --> 00:09:40,621 You, too. You let your hair grow long. 206 00:09:40,704 --> 00:09:41,664 Yeah, oh, that's right 207 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,624 you, you always wanted me to. 208 00:09:43,707 --> 00:09:45,418 I see you got your mustache back. 209 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,920 Well, my nose got lonely. 210 00:09:48,003 --> 00:09:49,838 And, uh, you don't have a mustache 211 00:09:49,921 --> 00:09:51,423 which is good. 212 00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:54,093 I'm Chandler, I make jokes 213 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:57,012 when I'm uncomfortable. 214 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:59,390 Oh, I'm sorry. Lisa. 215 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,934 Monica, Chandler. We used to date. 216 00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:04,853 Richard, no one's supposed to know about us. 217 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,525 See, I did it again. 218 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,236 Chandler, w-why don't we sit down. 219 00:10:12,319 --> 00:10:13,487 Yeah, I'll sit down. 220 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:14,530 It's good to see you. 221 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:15,822 Your table's ready, sir. 222 00:10:15,905 --> 00:10:18,576 Oh. Good to see you guys. Yes. 223 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,870 Or, if you prefer this table's available. 224 00:10:21,953 --> 00:10:23,955 That might be fun. 225 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,296 What were you thinking? 226 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,298 I didn't know it was an auction. 227 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,258 I figured I'd take a guess. 228 00:10:34,341 --> 00:10:37,470 Help a charity, free boat. 229 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:40,264 Why would a charity give away a free boat? 230 00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:42,475 I don't know…charity? 231 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,184 Oh. 232 00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:46,019 Oh, just buy the damn boat. 233 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,650 Phoebe, don't you think you've had enough to drink? 234 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,651 I'm just helping the kids. 235 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:56,905 How is you drinking helping the kids? 236 00:10:56,988 --> 00:10:58,699 Because the more I drink 237 00:10:58,782 --> 00:11:01,076 the less there is for the kids to drink. 238 00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:06,707 Mr. Tribbiani. Oh, hey. 239 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,669 Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer 240 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,587 to building the youth center. 241 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:12,879 Just out of curiosity 242 00:11:12,962 --> 00:11:14,340 how, how much is that boat worth? 243 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,759 I think it was valued at $19,000. 244 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,635 I was pretty close. 245 00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:24,558 Uh…so, bad news. 246 00:11:24,641 --> 00:11:26,435 Um…I can't buy the boat. 247 00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:28,437 I don't have any money. 248 00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:34,859 Joey…Joey, good one. 249 00:11:34,942 --> 00:11:36,195 You're silly. 250 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,781 Very good. Very good. 251 00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:45,204 So, uh, listen I think I'm going to take off now. 252 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,623 Hey, y-you cannot leave, Joey. 253 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,458 You agreed to buy that boat, alright? 254 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:50,875 It is a contract. 255 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,796 Plus, if you leave, my boss is going to kill me. 256 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,506 What am I going to do, Rach? 257 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:56,590 I don't have that kind of money. 258 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:58,759 I know. Okay, okay, okay, okay. 259 00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:00,135 Alright, alright. This is what we're going to do. 260 00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:02,221 We are going to go to the next highest bidder 261 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,181 and we are just going to let them buy it 262 00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,767 and then you're just going to pay the difference. 263 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:08,853 Okay, look, I don't know why the kids need 264 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,895 a youth center anyway, you know? 265 00:12:10,978 --> 00:12:13,649 They should just watch TV after school, like I did 266 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,317 and I turned out fine. 267 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,862 Not great. 268 00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:22,408 So we're hiding in the bathroom.. 269 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,868 And then I sneak out 270 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,828 but, before Monica can, her parents come in. 271 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,121 Yeah, so I hide in the shower and, the next thing you know 272 00:12:28,204 --> 00:12:30,457 they're going at it right on the bathroom floor. 273 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:31,958 Oh, my God. 274 00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,711 I got a good one. I got a good one. 275 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,629 I once walked in on both my parents 276 00:12:35,712 --> 00:12:37,380 making love to the same guy. 277 00:12:44,471 --> 00:12:46,557 It's so great seeing you guys again. 278 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,684 I'd like to make a toast. 279 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,770 Uh…as a poet once said 280 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,855 "in the sweetness of friendship 281 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,857 "let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures 282 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,235 "for in the dew of little things 283 00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,528 "the heart finds its morning 284 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:01,447 and is refreshed." 285 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,283 Oh. 286 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,702 What? 287 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,001 Oh, my God. You guys. 288 00:13:15,084 --> 00:13:16,295 Before you say anything 289 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,962 have we got a story for you. 290 00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:19,256 Guess who we bumped into at dinner. 291 00:13:19,339 --> 00:13:21,007 Who? Richard. 292 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:23,092 Who? Oh. 293 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,389 I thought you were going out with Elizabeth. 294 00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:29,600 Yeah, I was, but she was a little busy 295 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,268 with a water balloon fight. 296 00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:33,270 Oh, Ross, sometimes, grownups have commitments 297 00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:36,064 they just can't get out of. 298 00:13:36,147 --> 00:13:38,358 You know, maybe she is too young for me. 299 00:13:38,441 --> 00:13:39,735 When I was over there and she was 300 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:40,945 running around with her friends 301 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,863 I felt like I was a baby-sitter. 302 00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:44,197 I finally started to see 303 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,074 what you guys were talking about. 304 00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:47,284 I don't know what to do. 305 00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,452 Why don't you just weigh out 306 00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:49,662 the good stuff about the relationship 307 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,037 against the bad stuff? 308 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,499 I mean that's what I did when I first started.. 309 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,418 …weighing stuff. 310 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,796 Okay, bad stuff: 311 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,298 Well, I'm-I'm 12 years older than she is. 312 00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:03,425 If the school finds out, you're fired. 313 00:14:03,508 --> 00:14:04,718 She's leaving for three months. 314 00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:06,177 For camp. 315 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,348 Okay, good stuff. 316 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:13,435 Um…well, she's…she's sweet and pretty and.. 317 00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:15,354 Look, Ross, the only question you need to ask 318 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,648 is do you see a future? 319 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,775 I mean, like, do you see yourself marrying her? 320 00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:22,277 Oh, my God, you did it already. 321 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,071 You married her, didn't you? 322 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,074 No, no, I didn't do that. 323 00:14:28,157 --> 00:14:30,410 It's just.. 324 00:14:30,493 --> 00:14:32,120 Okay, honestly, no. 325 00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:36,041 I don't…I don't see a big future with her. 326 00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:39,044 Okay, well, I-I think that's your answer. 327 00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:40,295 I got to talk to her. 328 00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:41,964 Oh, I hate this part. 329 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,674 You have to forget about Elizabeth. 330 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:44,967 I mean, if you're not careful 331 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,302 you may not get married at all this year. 332 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,225 Rachel, Rachel. 333 00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:54,852 Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one. 334 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,353 Oh, great. Yeah. 335 00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,397 Oh, and the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four. 336 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,231 Oh, okay. 337 00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:00,399 Why do you care about the guy 338 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,441 who won the Paris trip? 339 00:15:01,524 --> 00:15:03,903 It's a trip for two. 340 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,321 Excuse me. 341 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:14,705 Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table? 342 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,290 That was me. Oh. Enchante. 343 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,379 Uh…excuse me. 344 00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:24,256 Is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table? 345 00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:26,299 That's me. Oh, yeah. 346 00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:27,927 Well, hello. 347 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,637 This is your lucky day, Mr. Bowmont. 348 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,932 The gentleman daysailer 349 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,767 has just become available again. 350 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,937 And I believe that you made a bid of $18,000. 351 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,897 Y-You have to pay that. It's not just a guess. 352 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,148 Okay. 353 00:15:44,484 --> 00:15:46,194 I was actually relieved, uh 354 00:15:46,277 --> 00:15:47,279 I didn't win the boat. 355 00:15:47,362 --> 00:15:48,781 My wife would have killed me. 356 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,824 Are you kidding me? She's going to love this boat. 357 00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:53,953 Yeah. What's your wife's name? It's Pam. 358 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,415 Pam. Oh, God. Just imagine this, the Pam. 359 00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,208 Oh…ho-ho. 360 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,921 I don't think she'd like that. 361 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,091 Okay, i-imagine this, the Mr. Bowmont. 362 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,717 O-oh. 363 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,094 I don't think so, dear. 364 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,387 Okay, look, let me paint you a little picture. 365 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:15,140 Alright, you are setting sail up the Hudson. 366 00:16:15,223 --> 00:16:19,853 You got the wind in your ha-arms. 367 00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:22,272 You, you get all the peace and quiet 368 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:24,066 that you've always wanted. 369 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,734 You get back to nature. 370 00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,277 You can go fishing. 371 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,904 You c-can get one of those little hats 372 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,031 and have people call you "captain." 373 00:16:31,114 --> 00:16:33,033 And then, when you're old, "cappy." 374 00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:37,579 What the hell. It's for a good cause. Alright. 375 00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:39,623 No way. It's mine. 376 00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:43,002 What? What? 377 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,754 All that stuff you just said, I want that! 378 00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:47,840 Joey, you don't have $20,000. 379 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,299 Who cares? I'll make payments. 380 00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:51,634 Whatever it takes. I want the Mr. Bowmont. 381 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,225 Oh, my God, you're back. 382 00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:02,646 Oh, let me see it. Let me see your hand. 383 00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,356 Why do you want to see my hand? 384 00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:05,858 I want to see what's in your hand. 385 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,110 I want to see the trash. 386 00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,114 Ew-w. O-oh, it's all dirty. 387 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,116 You should throw this out. Yeah. 388 00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:16,785 Okay. 389 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:20,914 What did you guys just do? 390 00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:22,124 What happened? 391 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,834 Richard was there, so I couldn't do it. 392 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,836 Oh, no. Oh. 393 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,797 I was going to do it tomorrow, you know, and surprise her. 394 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,299 But now you've ruined it. Oh, we didn't ruin it. 395 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:34,469 Who walks into a room and asks to see a person's hands? 396 00:17:34,552 --> 00:17:37,430 Well, a palm reader, a manicurist 397 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,850 a hand doctor. 398 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,267 Glove salesman. 399 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,145 Good one. Yeah. 400 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,899 This is terrible. What am I going to do? 401 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,817 Look, she only suspects something, okay? 402 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,069 She doesn't know for sure 403 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,611 so just throw her off the track. 404 00:17:51,694 --> 00:17:52,905 That's right. I could throw her off. 405 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,239 I could make her think that, uh 406 00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:55,866 marriage was the last thing on my mind. 407 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,284 Yeah, convince her t-that you're scared of commitment. 408 00:17:58,367 --> 00:18:01,163 I can do that. I've had 30 years of practice. 409 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,832 Hey, being you is finally going to pay off. 410 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,335 Oh, I had to go all the way to the basement 411 00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:09,213 because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute 412 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,840 with pizza boxes. 413 00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:14,176 That guy still doing that? Huh. 414 00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:18,013 Hey. Oh, my God, you're here. 415 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,932 Let me see your hand. No, you're too late. 416 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,891 She already took out the trash. 417 00:18:30,608 --> 00:18:31,735 Wow. 418 00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,528 I have never had 419 00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:35,614 such a healthy breakup. 420 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:37,532 She was such 421 00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:39,409 a grownup about it. 422 00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:41,327 She didn't seem too 423 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:44,248 immature for me. 424 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,626 Did I just make a huge mistake? 425 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,669 Ross, wait. 426 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:51,630 Elizabeth…thank God. 427 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,006 I was just thinking about… 428 00:18:53,089 --> 00:18:55,425 You suck! 429 00:18:55,508 --> 00:18:56,676 What? 430 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,309 Okay. 431 00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:06,269 Breakup's still on. 432 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,863 Okay, okay, here she comes. How do I look? 433 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:19,283 Do I look like a guy who doesn't want to get married? 434 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,370 Yeah. And also a little like a French guy. 435 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:28,666 I never noticed that before. 436 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,128 Hey, guys. 437 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,504 Hey. Hey. 438 00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:34,380 What are you up to? Oh, just hanging out. 439 00:19:34,463 --> 00:19:36,382 Talking about websites. 440 00:19:36,465 --> 00:19:38,760 Yeah. 441 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:40,720 Yeah, we saw this really interesting website 442 00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:44,057 about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is 443 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:47,102 and how it's just a way for the government to keep tabs on you. 444 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:50,314 Yeah. Big brother. 445 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,857 Well, that's a little crazy. 446 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,441 Although I am, you know, glad to hear 447 00:19:53,524 --> 00:19:54,526 that you're branching out on what you 448 00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:56,987 look at on the internet. 449 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,571 You know, it just got me thinking, though. 450 00:19:58,654 --> 00:20:01,200 Why would anybody ever want to get married, huh? 451 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,409 Why? To celebrate your relationship. 452 00:20:03,492 --> 00:20:05,495 To solidify your commitment. 453 00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:09,415 To declare your love for one another to the world. 454 00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:12,336 Eh. 455 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,587 Okay, well, that's good to know. 456 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,217 Ah. The Mr. Bowmont's here! 457 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,892 Hey, Monica, there's a customer who wants 458 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,476 to compliment the chef. 459 00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:30,561 Shall I let him in? Sure. I love this part. 460 00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:33,690 Come on in. 461 00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:35,317 Hi. 462 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,902 Richard. 463 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,363 Actually, I'm not here to compliment the chef. 464 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,240 Oh, that's okay. 465 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,991 I hate when people come back to compliment the chef. 466 00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:44,575 Like I have nothing better to do. 467 00:20:46,577 --> 00:20:48,080 So what's up? 468 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,874 Well, it was great seeing you the other night. 469 00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,459 Yeah, it was good to see you, too. 470 00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:56,338 Did you come down here to tell me that? 471 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,007 No. I came here to tell you something else. 472 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,846 I came here to tell you I still love you.