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WHAT, UH

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WHAT DID YOU…

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WHAT?

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I STILL LOVE YOU…

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AND I KNOW I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
EVEN BE HERE TELLING YOU THIS.

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I MEAN, YOU'RE WITH CHANDLER,
A GUY I REALLY LIKE…

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AND IF YOU SAY HE'S STRAIGHT

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I'LL BELIEVE YOU.

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AFTER SEEING YOU
THE OTHER NIGHT

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I KNEW IF I DIDN'T TELL YOU

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I'D REGRET IT
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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LETTING YOU GO WAS
THE STUPIDEST THING

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I EVER DID.

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACK HERE.

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UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY.

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I KNOW THIS IS THE WRONG TIME
AND THE WRONG PLACE

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BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU.

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I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE
WITH YOU.

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I WANT TO MARRY YOU.

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I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH YOU.

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OH, MY GOD.

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WHY DON'T THEY PUT CHAIRS
BACK HERE?

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LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY,
BUT… AM I TOO LATE?

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WELL, Y…

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YES, YOU'RE TOO LATE.

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I MEAN, WHERE WAS
ALL THIS THREE YEARS AGO?

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WELL, I KNOW,
I WAS AN IDIOT…

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AND I TRIED
TO FORGET YOU.

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I-I REALLY DID.

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YOU KNOW, AFTER WE
HAD LUNCH LAST YEAR

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I SPENT SIX
MONTHS IN AFRICA

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TRYING TO GET YOU
OUT OF MY HEAD.

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WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN AFRICA?

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WORKING WITH BLIND KIDS.

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OH… WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO ME?

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OH, LOOK… I'M SORRY,
BUT, UM… IT'S…

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THIS IS NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN.

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OKAY, THAT'S FINE.

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I'LL WALK AWAY, AND I'LL
NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN

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BUT ONLY… IF YOU TELL ME
THAT CHANDLER'S WILLING

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TO GIVE YOU
EVERYTHING I AM.

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WELL, HE IS.

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YEAH, I MEAN…

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MARRIAGE IS ALL
HE TALKS ABOUT.

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OH, MY GOODNESS.

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IN FACT, I'M THE ONE
THAT'S MAKING HIM WAIT.

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YOU ARE?

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YEAH.
WHY?

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WHY?

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BECAUSE OF THE GOVERNMENT.

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ISN'T IT INCREDIBLE?

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YEAH.

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MONICA AND CHANDLER
ARE GETTING MARRIED.

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I KNOW. THEY'RE GOING
TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.

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OH… I MEAN

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TWO BEST FRIENDS
FALLING IN LOVE…

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HOW OFTEN
DOES THAT HAPPEN?

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NOT THAT OFTEN.

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NO.

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I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM.

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ME, TOO…

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SO HAPPY FOR THEM.

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I'M SO HAPPY
AND NOT AT ALL JEALOUS.

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OH, NO.

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OH, GOD, DEFINITELY.

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NOT JEALOUS.

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MM-MMM.

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I MEAN,
I'M PROBABLY 98% HAPPY

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MAYBE TWO PERCENT JEALOUS…

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AND, I MEAN,
WHAT'S TWO PERCENT?

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THAT'S NOTHING.

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TOTALLY.

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I'M LIKE 90%/10%.

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YEAH, ME, TOO.

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HEY, UH…

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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN CHANDLER?

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WELL, NO, BUT YOU KNOW
WHO DID STOP IN HERE

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LOOKING FOR YOU?

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UM, TENNILLE.

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SO, THAT MARRIAGE STUFF

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THAT YOU WERE
SAYING YESTERDAY

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YOU DON'T REALLY

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BELIEVE THAT, DO YOU?

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SURE, I DO.

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IN FACT, I THINK

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THE WHOLE CONCEPT
OF MARRIAGE IS UNNATURAL.

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I MEAN, LOOK AT PIGS.

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LET'S TAKE A SECOND HERE
AND LOOK AT PIGS.

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OKAY, PIGS DON'T MATE
FOR LIFE.

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I MEAN, A PIG CAN HAVE, LIKE

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A HUNDRED SEXUAL PARTNERS
IN A LIFETIME

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AND THAT'S
JUST AN ORDINARY PIG

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NOT EVEN A PIG
THAT'S GOOD AT SPORTS.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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ARE YOU HONESTLY
TELLING ME

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THAT-THAT YOU MAY NEVER
WANT TO GET MARRIED?

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WELL, NEVER SAY NEVER,
BUT, YOU KNOW, PROBABLY, UM…

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YEAH, NEVER.

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OH, MY GOD.

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TH-TH-THEN, WHAT
ARE WE EVEN DOING?

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WHAT IS THIS?

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHAT IS ALL THIS PRESSURE?

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IS THIS SOME NEW KIND
OF STRATEGY?

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WHY DON'T YOU PUT DOWN YOUR COPY
OF THE RULES, HUH, MAN-TRAP?

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I GOT TO GO.

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IT'S OKAY.

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I GOT A PLAN.

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WE'RE GOING
TO FIND LOVE.

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DEFINITELY.

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YEAH, I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT
ABOUT THAT.

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THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
SO EASY

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FOR ME TO BE 80% HAPPY
FOR MONICA AND CHANDLER.

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IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE
A LITTLE GUARANTEE, THOUGH.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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WELL, YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE
MAKE DEALS WITH A FRIEND

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LIKE, IF NEITHER OF THEM
ARE MARRIED

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BY THE TIME THEY'RE 40,
THEY MARRY EACH OTHER.

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YOU MEAN A BACKUP?

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YEAH, EXACTLY.

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YEAH, YEAH, I'VE GOT THAT.

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YOU DO?

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MM-HMM.

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WHO?

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JOEY.

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JOEY?

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YEAH.

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ARE YOU SERIOUS?

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YEAH, I LOCKED HIM IN
YEARS AGO.

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WAIT, SO, IF NEITHER
OF YOU ARE MARRIED

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BY THE TIME YOU'RE 40

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YOU'RE GOING
TO MARRY JOEY?

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YEP, WE SHOOK ON IT.

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YEAH… BUT BELIEVE ME

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THAT IS NOT HOW HE
WANTED TO SEAL THE DEAL.

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OH. SERIOUSLY?

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OH, YEAH.

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I THINK HIS EXACT WORDS WERE…

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CHARMING.

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AH, HE'S JUST A BACKUP.

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YEAH.

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HEY, MONICA.

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HAVE YOU SEEN RACHEL…
OR A MIRROR?

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THIS IS FOR MY BOAT.

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PRETTY COOL, HUH?

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YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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TALK TO THE CAPTAIN.

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I'M JUST HAVING
ONE OF THOSE DAYS

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WHERE YOU REALIZE YOU'RE
IN A DEAD-END RELATIONSHIP.

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CHANDLER GIVING YOU
A HARD TIME, HUH?

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IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT
TO GET MARRIED TOMORROW.

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IT'S JUST I'D
LIKE TO BELIEVE

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THAT I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP
THAT'S GOING SOMEWHERE

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THAT I'M NOT JUST
WASTING MY TIME.

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WELL, YOU KNOW CHANDLER.

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NO, I DON'T
KNOW CHANDLER…

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NOT ANYMORE.

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IT'S LIKE…

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IT'S LIKE
SOMETHING'S CHANGED.

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MAYBE YOU CHANGED.

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I DIDN'T CHANGE.

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MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

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WHAT?

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CHANDLER IS A COMPLEX FELLOW

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ONE WHO IS UNLIKELY
TO TAKE A WIFE.

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WELL, WHAT DOES HE THINK?

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DOES HE THINK I'M JUST GOING
TO WAIT AROUND FOR NOTHING?

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MONICA, FACE IT, CHANDLER
IS AGAINST MARRIAGE

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AN-AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

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YEAH, WELL,
THERE'S SOME PEOPLE

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WHO DO WANT
TO MARRY ME.

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THERE ARE?

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YEAH… RICHARD.

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RI-RI-RICHARD SAID
HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU?

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MM-HMM.

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CHANDLER'S TELLING YOU
HOW MUCH HE HATES MARRIAGE?

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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CHANDLER LOVES MARRIAGE!

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YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT
HE HATES MARRIAGE

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TH-THAT HE'S A…
A COMPLEX FELLOW WHO'S
UNLIKELY TO TAKE A WIFE

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TH-THAT HE'S
AGAINST MARRIAGE

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AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

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YOU GOT THAT FROM WHAT I SAID?

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RACH?

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HEY, YOU.

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HEY.

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COME ON IN.
OH, THANK YOU.

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HEY, YOU KNOW, I'M SO SORRY
TO HEAR ABOUT YOU AND ELIZABETH.

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OH, THANKS.

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YEAH, I REALLY THOUGHT

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WE'D BE ABLE
TO MAKE IT WORK

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BUT, UH… I GUESS IT
JUST WASN'T MEANT TO BE.

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YEAH.

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LOVE…

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IT'S A TRICKY BUSINESS,
ISN'T IT?

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I GUESS SO.

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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE MAKE A PACT…

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IF YOU AND I ARE BOTH SINGLE
BY THE TIME WE'RE 40

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WE GET MARRIED.

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I MEAN, WE KNOW EACH OTHER,
WE LIKE EACH OTHER…

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I MEAN,
WE'VE ALREADY SLEPT TOGETHER.

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SO, YOU KNOW, THERE'LL BE
NO SURPRISES THERE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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NO, LIKE, WHAT'S THAT?

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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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OH, YOU… YOU WANT
ME TO BE YOUR BACKUP?

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EXACTLY.

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OH, YEAH… I ALREADY HAVE ONE.

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WHAT? WHO?

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PHOEBE.

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PHOEBE?

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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BUT SHE… BUT SHE JUST…

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SHE SAID JOEY IS HER BACKUP.

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OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

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ROSS, I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION
WITH HER

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AND SHE SAID
THAT SHE AND JOEY MADE A DEAL.

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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

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I MEAN,
WE HAVE HAD A DEAL FOR YEARS.

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WE-WE-WE SHOOK ON IT…

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ALTHOUGH, BELIEVE ME, SHE WANTED
TO DO A LOT MORE THAN THAT.

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WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

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I WAS MAKING A COCONUT PHONE
WITH THE PROFESSOR.

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RICHARD TOLD MONICA
HE WANTS TO MARRY HER.

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WHAT?
YEAH, YEAH.

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I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO FIND YOU

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TO TELL YOU STOP
MESSING WITH HER

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AND MAYBE I WOULD HAVE

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IF THESE DAMN BOAT SHOES
WOULDN'T KEEP FLYING OFF!

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OH, MY GOD.

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I KNOW, THEY SUCK!

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HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK
MY GIRLFRIEND TO MARRY HIM.

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I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

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I KNOW!

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WELL, WHAT…

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?

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I'M GOING TO GO OVER THERE,
I'M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS!

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WILL YOU HELP ME?

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LOOK, CHANDLER, I
DON'T THINK US GETTING
OUR ASSES KICKED

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IS A SOLUTION, OKAY?

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JUST GO AND FIND MONICA.

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YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY.
YEAH.

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I'M GOING TO GET THE RING.

245
00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:26,802
I'M GOING TO GET THE RING.

246
00:09:26,885 --> 00:09:28,095
I'M GOING TO GO FIND HER

247
00:09:28,178 --> 00:09:29,763
AND I'M JUST
GOING TO PROPOSE.

248
00:09:29,846 --> 00:09:30,889
OKAY.
OKAY, GO GET HER.

249
00:09:30,972 --> 00:09:31,890
DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.

250
00:09:31,973 --> 00:09:32,808
HUH?

251
00:09:32,891 --> 00:09:33,600
LET ME KNOW

252
00:09:33,683 --> 00:09:34,476
ABOUT THAT COCONUT PHONE.

253
00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:36,477
IT MIGHT BE GOOD
FOR THE BOAT.

254
00:09:51,534 --> 00:09:52,994
HI.

255
00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,789
HI.

256
00:09:58,917 --> 00:10:01,461
I DON'T WHY I'M HERE.

257
00:10:01,544 --> 00:10:03,755
I DIDN'T ASK.

258
00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,134
YOU WANT TO COME IN?

259
00:10:07,217 --> 00:10:09,385
I DON'T KNOW.

260
00:10:09,468 --> 00:10:10,553
OH, OKAY.

261
00:10:10,636 --> 00:10:13,181
WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE
THE DOOR OPEN

262
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,641
AND GO SIT ON THE COUCH.

263
00:10:18,103 --> 00:10:20,105
CHANDLER IS SUCH AN IDIOT.

264
00:10:20,188 --> 00:10:21,648
DRINK?

265
00:10:21,731 --> 00:10:24,400
YEAH. I'LL HAVE
A SCOTCH ON THE…

266
00:10:24,483 --> 00:10:25,360
ROCKS WITH A TWIST?

267
00:10:25,443 --> 00:10:28,362
I REMEMBER.

268
00:10:30,782 --> 00:10:32,200
YOU START SMOKING CIGARS?

269
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,201
UH…

270
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:36,037
NO, NO. THAT'S ART.

271
00:10:37,496 --> 00:10:40,083
IF IT BOTHERS YOU,
I CAN PUT MY ART OUT.

272
00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:44,713
NO, THAT'S OKAY.

273
00:10:44,796 --> 00:10:46,339
SO, MONICA…

274
00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:49,551
LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.

275
00:10:49,634 --> 00:10:51,469
YOU KNOW, SINCE
WE BROKE UP

276
00:10:51,552 --> 00:10:53,512
DO YOU EVER…
THINK ABOUT ME?

277
00:10:55,014 --> 00:10:58,185
YEAH, ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT
ABOUT YOU A COUPLE MONTHS AGO.

278
00:10:58,268 --> 00:10:59,061
OH, REALLY?

279
00:10:59,144 --> 00:11:00,478
YEAH, BUT IT'S 'CAUSE

280
00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:01,771
I HAD AN EYE EXAM

281
00:11:01,854 --> 00:11:04,315
AND I DON'T LIKE
MY NEW EYE DOCTOR.

282
00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:05,984
WHO IS IT?

283
00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,069
EDWARD NEVSKY.

284
00:11:07,152 --> 00:11:08,694
YEAH, HE'S NO GOOD.

285
00:11:10,238 --> 00:11:16,327
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ME
IN A… NON-EYE-DOCTOR WAY?

286
00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,913
NO.

287
00:11:17,996 --> 00:11:21,499
AH.

288
00:11:21,582 --> 00:11:23,250
BECAUSE GETTING OVER YOU

289
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:26,421
IS THE HARDEST THING
THAT I'VE EVER HAD TO DO

290
00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:29,215
AND I NEVER LET MYSELF
THINK ABOUT YOU.

291
00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:39,768
PHOEBE, YOU PICKED
JOEY AND ROSS?

292
00:11:39,851 --> 00:11:41,603
YOU CANNOT HAVE TWO BACKUPS!

293
00:11:41,686 --> 00:11:43,021
OF COURSE I CAN.

294
00:11:43,104 --> 00:11:46,233
IT'S JUST GOOD SENSE
TO BACK UP YOUR BACKUP.

295
00:11:46,316 --> 00:11:48,735
LOOK, I'VE ALREADY LOST
CHANDLER.

296
00:11:48,818 --> 00:11:49,652
WHAT?

297
00:11:49,735 --> 00:11:51,821
HEY, PHOEBE

298
00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:53,573
WE'RE BOTH YOUR BACKUP?

299
00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:56,283
PHOEBE, HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?

300
00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:58,995
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
COMPLAINING ABOUT NOW.

301
00:11:59,078 --> 00:12:01,123
YOU WERE BOTH AWARE
OF THE SITUATION.

302
00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:03,290
NO, WE WEREN'T.
I WAS NOT!

303
00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:05,961
OKAY, THIS KIND OF BACK TALK
IS NOT GOING TO FLY

304
00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:07,212
WHEN WE'RE MARRIED.

305
00:12:07,295 --> 00:12:09,172
PHOEBE, YOU CAN'T HAVE
BOTH OF THEM.

306
00:12:09,255 --> 00:12:10,465
YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE.

307
00:12:10,548 --> 00:12:11,466
PICK ME!

308
00:12:11,549 --> 00:12:12,592
NO, PICK ME!

309
00:12:12,675 --> 00:12:15,678
I DON'T WANT
TO END UP AN OLD MAID.

310
00:12:15,761 --> 00:12:17,680
ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S SEE.

311
00:12:17,763 --> 00:12:22,102
ROSS IS A GOOD FATHER,
BUT JOEY HAS A BOAT.

312
00:12:22,185 --> 00:12:23,853
THIS IS HARD.

313
00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:24,980
THIS IS CRAZY.

314
00:12:25,063 --> 00:12:26,273
LOOK, I WANT TO
SWITCH TO RACHEL.

315
00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:27,899
OOH, I WANT TO SWITCH
TO RACHEL, TOO.

316
00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:29,609
NO, JUST WAIT!

317
00:12:29,692 --> 00:12:30,610
YOU GUYS

318
00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:31,861
WAIT, GUYS.

319
00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:34,113
DON'T MAKE ANY RASH DECISIONS,
OKAY?

320
00:12:35,907 --> 00:12:39,452
IF WE GET MARRIED,
THREE TIMES A WEEK.

321
00:12:39,535 --> 00:12:41,246
OH, GOD, PHOEBE.

322
00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:43,165
I'M TALKING
ABOUT MASSAGES.

323
00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:44,540
OH, ALL RIGHT.

324
00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:50,505
ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?

325
00:12:50,588 --> 00:12:51,881
I KNOW HOW
TO SETTLE THIS.

326
00:12:51,964 --> 00:12:54,050
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

327
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,178
I'M GOING TO WRITE
"JOEY" ON ONE NAPKIN

328
00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:59,264
AND I'M GOING TO WRITE
"ROSS" ON THE OTHER NAPKIN

329
00:12:59,347 --> 00:13:01,057
AND WE ARE GOING
TO PICK ONE

330
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,476
AND THAT PERSON IS
GOING TO BE OUR BACKUP, OKAY?

331
00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:04,602
HERE WE GO.

332
00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:06,395
THAT SOUNDS FAIR.
FINE.

333
00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:07,396
GOOD.

334
00:13:07,479 --> 00:13:08,731
WOO-OO!

335
00:13:10,983 --> 00:13:12,152
PICK ONE.

336
00:13:12,235 --> 00:13:14,154
LEFT.

337
00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:15,155
THANK YOU.

338
00:13:15,238 --> 00:13:16,406
YOU'RE WELCOME.

339
00:13:18,699 --> 00:13:19,784
"ROSS."

340
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,036
"JOEY."

341
00:13:21,119 --> 00:13:22,495
HMM.

342
00:13:22,578 --> 00:13:23,955
WE SHOULD JUST
SWITCH.

343
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,664
YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

344
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,586
I MISS THIS APARTMENT.

345
00:13:30,669 --> 00:13:33,589
NOW, THIS IS
A GROWN-UP'S APARTMENT.

346
00:13:33,672 --> 00:13:34,883
I SHOULD BE WITH A GROWN-UP.

347
00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:36,634
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

348
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:40,680
YEAH. YOU'RE SAYING YOU NEED
TO BE WITH SOMEONE MORE MATURE.

349
00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:42,557
MAYBE SOMEONE WITH

350
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,686
A LICENSE
TO PRACTICE MEDICINE…

351
00:13:46,769 --> 00:13:48,646
OR A MUSTACHE.

352
00:13:48,729 --> 00:13:50,106
YOU KNOW, LET'S FACE IT.

353
00:13:50,189 --> 00:13:51,440
I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE.

354
00:13:51,523 --> 00:13:52,942
I NEED TO BE WITH SOMEONE

355
00:13:53,025 --> 00:13:55,070
WHO WANTS THE SAME THINGS
THAT I DO.

356
00:13:55,153 --> 00:13:56,696
COMING TO MY PLACE OF WORK

357
00:13:56,779 --> 00:13:58,656
AND TELLING ME
THAT YOU LOVE ME…

358
00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:00,158
I WANT THAT!

359
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:02,660
TALKING ABOUT PIG SEX
OVER LUNCH…

360
00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,871
I DON'T WANT THAT!

361
00:14:04,954 --> 00:14:07,707
I THINK THAT'S FAIR.

362
00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:10,793
"FAIR"? PLEASE, DON'T EVEN TALK
TO ME ABOUT FAIR.

363
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,087
FAIR WOULD HAVE BEEN

364
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:14,256
YOU WANTING
TO MARRY ME BACK THEN.

365
00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:15,965
OR FAIR WOULD BE
CHANDLER WANTING

366
00:14:16,048 --> 00:14:17,384
TO MARRY ME NOW.

367
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,302
BELIEVE ME,
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS FAIR.

368
00:14:19,385 --> 00:14:20,803
NOTHING, NOTHING

369
00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:22,972
NOTHING. NOTHING, NOTHING,
NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING!

370
00:14:23,055 --> 00:14:27,227
IT'S OKAY. SHH, SHH.
HEY, HEY, SHH.

371
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,228
NOTHING.

372
00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:35,193
I DON'T KNOW.

373
00:14:35,276 --> 00:14:38,487
I DON'T KNOW. UM…

374
00:14:38,570 --> 00:14:39,697
I KNOW.

375
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:43,826
I-I…

376
00:14:43,909 --> 00:14:47,705
I HAVE TO FIGURE SOME,
YOU KNOW, SOME STUFF

377
00:14:47,788 --> 00:14:49,165
BEFORE I CAN…

378
00:14:49,248 --> 00:14:50,833
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.

379
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,920
TAKE AS MUCH TIME
AS YOU WANT.

380
00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:57,131
TEN, EVEN 20 MINUTES
IF YOU NEED IT.

381
00:14:58,716 --> 00:15:00,343
I'LL BE HERE…

382
00:15:00,426 --> 00:15:01,593
NOT SMOKING.

383
00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:17,735
CHANDLER.

384
00:15:17,818 --> 00:15:20,029
WHERE IS SHE?

385
00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:22,031
I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU.

386
00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:26,828
SHE'S NOT HERE
AND PLEASE COME IN.

387
00:15:26,911 --> 00:15:29,998
SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS,
WITH A TWIST…

388
00:15:30,081 --> 00:15:31,457
ON A COASTER…

389
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,709
MONICA? MONICA?

390
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:37,880
OKAY, SHE WAS HERE,
BUT SHE LEFT.

391
00:15:37,963 --> 00:15:39,548
WHERE DID SHE GO?

392
00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:42,260
WELL, SHE SAID
SHE HAD TO THINK THINGS OVER.

393
00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:43,511
OH, MY GOD.

394
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,887
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS,
YOU KNOW?

395
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:46,931
I THOUGHT…
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD GUY.

396
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,933
OH, HEY, LOOK, NOTHING HAPPENED.

397
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,477
NOTHING HAPPENED? NOTHING?

398
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,062
SO YOU DIDN'T TELL MY GIRLFRIEND
THAT YOU LOVE HER?

399
00:15:53,145 --> 00:15:56,232
WELL, ALL RIGHT,
ONE THING HAPPENED.

400
00:15:56,315 --> 00:15:57,859
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

401
00:15:57,942 --> 00:15:59,361
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID?

402
00:15:59,444 --> 00:16:01,446
MY GIRLFRIEND IS
OUT THERE THINKING THINGS OVER.

403
00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:02,989
YOU MADE MY GIRLFRIEND THINK!

404
00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:06,451
WELL, I'M SORRY.

405
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:09,245
WHAT DOES SHE HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT?

406
00:16:09,328 --> 00:16:10,830
I LOVE HER.

407
00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:12,748
WELL, APPARENTLY I'M WILLING
TO OFFER HER THINGS

408
00:16:12,831 --> 00:16:14,376
THAT YOU ARE NOT.

409
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:16,127
BUT I AM WILLING
TO OFFER HER ALL
THOSE THINGS.

410
00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,586
THIS WAS JUST
A PLAN, YOU KNOW?

411
00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:19,005
A WAY TO THROW HER
OFF COURSE

412
00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:21,257
SO THAT WHEN I OFFERED
HER ALL THESE THINGS

413
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,467
SHE'D BE SURPRISED.

414
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:26,513
WELL, IF IT HELPS,
IT WORKED VERY WELL.

415
00:16:26,596 --> 00:16:28,764
WELL, IT WAS WORKING
UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP

416
00:16:28,847 --> 00:16:32,852
YOU BIG TREE.

417
00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:34,937
I MEAN, THIS ISN'T FAIR.

418
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,564
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE WITH HER.

419
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,483
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
AND YOU BLEW IT!

420
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:41,819
AND THIS IS MY CHANCE
AND I'M NOT GOING TO BLOW IT

421
00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:44,239
BECAUSE WE ARE MEANT
FOR EACH OTHER.

422
00:16:44,322 --> 00:16:47,367
AND THIS HAS ALL JUST BEEN
ONE STUPID MISTAKE.

423
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,536
I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TONIGHT.

424
00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:54,374
YOU WERE GOING TO PROPOSE?

425
00:16:54,457 --> 00:16:58,836
YEAH, I EVEN…
GOT A RING.

426
00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:01,172
DID YOU GET A RING?

427
00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:03,007
NO, I DON'T HAVE A RING.

428
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:09,888
YOU GO GET HER, CHANDLER.

429
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:16,020
AND CAN I GIVE YOU
A PIECE OF ADVICE?

430
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,565
IF YOU DO GET HER…

431
00:17:18,648 --> 00:17:20,775
DON'T LET HER GO.

432
00:17:20,858 --> 00:17:22,401
TRUST ME.

433
00:17:25,237 --> 00:17:26,614
YOU KNOW, RICHARD…

434
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,824
YOU ARE A GOOD GUY.

435
00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:33,496
I KNOW.

436
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:35,122
I HATE THAT.

437
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,429
DUDE…

438
00:17:49,512 --> 00:17:51,180
I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW.
I GOT TO FIND MONICA.

439
00:17:51,263 --> 00:17:52,181
SHE'S GONE.

440
00:17:52,264 --> 00:17:53,933
WHAT?

441
00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:56,018
SHE HAD A BAG
AND SHE LEFT.

442
00:17:56,101 --> 00:17:57,186
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

443
00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:58,438
SHE WAS ALL CRYING.

444
00:17:58,521 --> 00:18:00,648
SHE SAID YOU GUYS
WANT DIFFERENT THINGS

445
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,317
AND THAT SHE NEEDED
TIME TO THINK.

446
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,360
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HER
IT WAS A PLAN?

447
00:18:04,443 --> 00:18:06,321
I DID. I TOLD HER
EVERYTHING, CHANDLER

448
00:18:06,404 --> 00:18:07,863
BUT SHE WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME.

449
00:18:07,946 --> 00:18:09,157
WELL, WHERE…?

450
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,699
WHERE DID SHE GO?

451
00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:11,951
TO HER PARENTS,
I THINK

452
00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,495
AND SHE SAID THAT
YOU SHOULDN'T CALL HER

453
00:18:13,578 --> 00:18:15,788
BUT IF I WERE YOU,
I WOULD.

454
00:18:15,871 --> 00:18:18,374
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I RUINED THIS.

455
00:18:18,457 --> 00:18:21,503
I AM SO SORRY, MAN.

456
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:24,129
DAMN.

457
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:34,139
YOU WANTED IT
TO BE A SURPRISE.

458
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:46,110
OH, MY GOD.

459
00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:57,413
CHANDLER, IN ALL MY LIFE

460
00:18:57,496 --> 00:19:02,460
I NEVER THOUGHT
I WOULD BE SO LUCKY…

461
00:19:04,336 --> 00:19:08,924
AS TO FALL IN LOVE
WITH MY BEST…

462
00:19:09,007 --> 00:19:11,177
MY BEST…

463
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,429
THERE'S A REASON WHY
GIRLS DON'T DO THIS!

464
00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:14,597
OKAY, OKAY.

465
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,765
I'LL DO IT.

466
00:19:16,848 --> 00:19:18,850
I THOUGHT…

467
00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:24,607
I CAN DO THIS.

468
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:32,781
I THOUGHT THAT IT MATTERED
WHAT I SAID

469
00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:35,451
OR WHERE I SAID IT.

470
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:38,162
THEN I REALIZED

471
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:45,587
THE ONLY THING
THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU…

472
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:47,463
YOU MAKE ME HAPPIER

473
00:19:47,546 --> 00:19:49,674
THAN I EVER THOUGHT
I COULD BE.

474
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,637
AND IF YOU LET ME

475
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,305
I WILL SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE

476
00:19:56,388 --> 00:19:58,432
TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL
THE SAME WAY.

477
00:20:08,025 --> 00:20:09,151
MONICA…

478
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,447
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

479
00:20:15,783 --> 00:20:17,618
YES.

480
00:20:30,255 --> 00:20:33,592
I KNEW YOU WERE LIKELY
TO TAKE A WIFE!

481
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:37,764
CAN WE COME IN YET?

482
00:20:37,847 --> 00:20:39,014
WE'RE DYING OUT HERE!

483
00:20:39,097 --> 00:20:41,809
COME IN! COME IN!

484
00:20:43,686 --> 00:20:44,686
WE'RE ENGAGED!

485
00:20:51,569 --> 00:20:56,157
OH, THIS IS THE
LEAST JEALOUS
I'VE EVER BEEN!

486
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,075
OH, NO, WAIT! NO!
THIS IS WRONG!

487
00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,076
ROSS ISN'T HERE!

488
00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:00,536
OH.
OH.

489
00:21:00,619 --> 00:21:02,664
OH, HELL, HE'S DONE
THIS THREE TIMES!

490
00:21:02,747 --> 00:21:04,123
HE KNOWS WHAT
IT'S ABOUT!

491
00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:05,124
YEAH!
YEAH!

492
00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:06,125
COME ON, BABY!

493
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,209
HEY, HEY, HEY!

494
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:33,444
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