1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:05,129 The reason I asked you to brunch... 2 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:08,549 is because I've been thinking about my maid of honor. 3 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,759 Oh, my God. This is it. Oh. 4 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:12,845 I hope it's you. 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,888 - I hope it's you. - Me too. 6 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,851 First of all, I love you both so much. 7 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,063 - You're both so important to me. - Blah, blah, blah. Who is it? 8 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,734 I was thinking we could come up with a system... 9 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,111 where we trade off being maid of honor. 10 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:32,614 - Hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine... - Yes! Oh. 11 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,743 Hypothetically. 12 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,077 Still. 13 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:42,416 If Phoebe were mine, Rachel would be Phoebe's, I'd be Rachel's. 14 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,252 We all get to do it and no one gets upset. 15 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,757 - That's a pretty good idea. - I'll do that. So who's yours? 16 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:54,678 Well, that's the best part. You guys get to decide. 17 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,850 - Why is that the best part? - I don't have to. 18 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:06,356 Of course we'll help you decide. We'll do anything we can to help you. 19 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,025 I'd like to make a toast. 20 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,320 To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing... 21 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,532 my best friend and truly one of the nicest people that... 22 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:18,368 - Really not deciding. - Fine. 23 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,915 Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing. 24 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:25,584 - You're marrying Chandler Bing? - Yeah. 25 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:26,877 Huh. 26 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,170 Good luck! 27 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,299 Oh, and good luck to you too! 28 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,676 What a nice lady. 29 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,511 Yeah! 30 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:21,098 - Die Hard, still great. - Yep. 31 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,142 Let's make it a double feature? 32 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,601 What else did you rent? 33 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,187 Die Hard 2. 34 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,107 Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again. 35 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:35,571 Well, we'll watch it a second time and it's Die Hard 2. 36 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:39,408 - Joey, we just saw it. - And? 37 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,702 It would be cool to see it again! 38 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,705 - Yeah! Die Hard! - Die Hard! 39 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,375 Dude, you didn't say Die Hard. 40 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,878 Is everything okay? 41 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,839 Yeah, I just got plans. 42 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,342 Well, John McClane had plans. 43 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:01,305 I want to leave before Joey gets all worked up... 44 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,891 and starts calling everybody "bitch." 45 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,020 What are you talking about, bitch? 46 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,608 - Hey, Rachel. - Yeah? 47 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:16,403 When I get married, will you be my maid of honor? 48 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,988 Really? 49 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:21,533 Oh, my God, Phoebe. I mean, I'm just... 50 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,202 Wait a minute. 51 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:30,167 If I'm your maid of honor, that means that you are Monica's. 52 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,127 Oh. 53 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,547 - Well, if that's what you want. - Oh! 54 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:39,176 No way, Phoebe. I want to be Monica's. 55 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:42,679 - Why does it even matter? - Why does it matter to you? 56 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,307 Because this one is now. 57 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,060 And it's two of our best friends. 58 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,187 And who knows what you're gonna marry. 59 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,193 What if I marry Ross? Or Joey? 60 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,363 You wouldn't. 61 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:04,910 Okay, look, Rachel. I know you really want to do this... 62 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:08,455 but I've never been maid of honor to anyone before. 63 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,874 I know you've done it at least twice. 64 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,086 - Yeah, but, Phoebe... - Please let me finish. 65 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,214 I guess that was it. 66 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,592 Okay. 67 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:24,846 Okay. Since you've never done it before, you can be Monica's maid of honor. 68 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:27,057 Oh, thank you so much! 69 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,352 Yay. 70 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,064 I'm gonna marry someone good. 71 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:36,733 Oh, I know. 72 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,319 - Better than Chandler. - Pfft. 73 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,466 - What happened? - I don't know. 74 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,594 We fell asleep. That is all. 75 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:07,639 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. 76 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,976 All right, well, I'd better go. 77 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,103 - I think that would be best. - Yeah. 78 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,022 - I'll talk to you later. - Okay. 79 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:18,650 - But not about this. - No, never. Never! 80 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,278 - So, uh... - Uh... 81 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,364 - Bye. - No touch. No touch. 82 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,454 Hey, a weird thing happened at brunch. 83 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:32,956 This woman overheard that I was marrying you... 84 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,334 and she wished me good luck. 85 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,793 That's sweet. 86 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:39,963 No, it was more like a "good luck." 87 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,633 So, what did this woman look like? 88 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:46,136 She was like 30, dark hair, attractive. 89 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:50,891 Any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror? 90 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,602 Was it someone you dated in college? 91 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,104 No, I only dated two girls in college... 92 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:59,775 both blond, both not attractive. 93 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,277 Let me check this out. 94 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:05,113 - What are you doing? - Well, let's see. 95 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:08,200 Okay, uh, is that her? 96 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,826 Oh, my God, yes! 97 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:14,039 - Who is she? - Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend. 98 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,832 Did you break up with her? 99 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,336 No, we're still together. 100 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:26,843 We went out for two summers and then I broke up with her. 101 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:29,012 - Why? - She came back the third summer... 102 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:32,724 and she'd gotten really fa... Ahh. 103 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,563 - Fat? - I did not say fat. 104 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,108 I said fa... Ahh. 105 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,487 You broke up with a girl because she was fat? 106 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,447 Yeah. Yeah. 107 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:51,993 But it was a really long time ago. Does she still feel bad? 108 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:53,537 Apparently she does. 109 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:56,998 You know what they say, "Elephants never forget." 110 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,338 Seriously, good luck marrying me. 111 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,927 Hey, what's going on? 112 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,096 Phoebe is gonna be Monica's maid of honor. 113 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:15,851 Hey. Hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs. 114 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:20,564 You have been maid of honor before? 115 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:24,651 You see? This is exactly why you shouldn't lie. 116 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,446 That's it. I am maid of honor. 117 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,781 - No, I am. - How come you are? 118 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,576 Because I cared enough to lie. 119 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,704 Hey, I could help you decide who should do it. 120 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,622 We could have an audition. 121 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,709 See how you'd handle maid-of-honor-type situations. 122 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,086 - What are you talking about? - When I want a job... 123 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:46,298 I audition and if I'm the best of the people they see... 124 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,091 they give me the part. 125 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,719 Okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it? 126 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,138 Oh, me and Ross can be the judges. 127 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,224 - It's better than us deciding. - Oh, this is crazy. 128 00:07:56,392 --> 00:08:00,395 - Can't we just flip a coin? - No, coins hate me. 129 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:05,192 Okay, fine. You know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. 130 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,110 Hi! 131 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,529 Ross, sweetie. 132 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,659 Hey there, handsome thing. 133 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:22,918 Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Giorgio. 134 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,133 Hey. 135 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:33,428 Just brought back your videos. 136 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,557 Hey, Ross. Look, I think we need to talk about before. 137 00:08:37,725 --> 00:08:39,976 No. No, we don't. 138 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,144 Yes, we do. 139 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,940 Now, look. That was the best nap I ever had. 140 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,531 I don't know what you're talking about. 141 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,741 Come on, admit it. 142 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,952 That was the best nap you ever had. 143 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,871 I've had better. 144 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,625 Okay. When? 145 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,963 All right! All right! It was the best nap ever! 146 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:09,673 - Ah! - I said it, okay? 147 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,925 But it's over, Joey! 148 00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,387 I want to do it again. 149 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,476 We can't do it again. 150 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,354 - Why not? - Because it's weird! 151 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,315 Fine. 152 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,442 You want a drink? 153 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:33,196 - Sure. What do you got? - Warm milk and Excedrin PM. 154 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,038 Chandler. 155 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,916 I just figured out who you are. 156 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,586 Can you figure out what I'm doing? 157 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,423 - You're Louis Posen. - Who? 158 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,051 He was my best friend in fifth grade. 159 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:58,471 One day, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. 160 00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,973 Do you know why? 161 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:04,352 Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom? 162 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,106 No, but because he thought I was too fa... Ahh. 163 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,403 Every time I think about it, I feel as bad as I did then. 164 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:16,364 I really think you should apologize to Julie. 165 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,618 Honey, are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago. 166 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,996 It would make me feel better if Louis apologized to me. 167 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:27,250 I'll do it. But I warn you, this may make me a better person. 168 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,462 And that is not the man you fell in love with. 169 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,882 This is how it's gonna work. 170 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,635 We'll give you hypothetical maid-of-honor situations. 171 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,095 You'll be scored on a scale of one to 10. 172 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,723 - One being the highest. - Ten is the highest. 173 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,517 - Why is 10 the highest? - Because it's the highest. 174 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,357 Okay, Rachel, you're up first. 175 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,401 Situation number one: You're with Monica. 176 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:57,697 The wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! 177 00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:00,283 I don't want to marry Chandler. 178 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,619 - I've got cold feet. - It's gonna be okay. 179 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,413 One man the rest of my life? I don't know. 180 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:08,083 This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey. 181 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,671 Look, Monica... 182 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,714 getting cold feet is very common. 183 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,550 It's just because of all the anticipation. 184 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:21,930 And you just have to remember that you love Chandler. 185 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,683 And also, I ran out on a wedding. 186 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,644 You don't get to keep the gifts. 187 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,397 Very good, drawing on your own experience. 188 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:31,940 Very good. 189 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,484 Yes, very nice, Rachel. 190 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:35,944 Thank you, judges. 191 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,113 - Kiss-ass. - Oh. 192 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,617 - Okay, Phoebe. - Yes, Your Honor. 193 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,161 We're now in the ceremony. 194 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,414 Monica is about to say, "I do"... 195 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,999 when her drunk uncle starts yelling. 196 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,584 What do you do? Go! 197 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,421 When Monica was a little girl... 198 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:55,672 I remember that... 199 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:00,760 Ow! 200 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,512 - Very good! - Oh. 201 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,223 Yes, excellent. Perfect score. 202 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,768 She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony! 203 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,771 Hey, you want a little taste of Pheebs? 204 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,152 It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech. 205 00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,903 We haven't even prepared... 206 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,323 - Go! - Okay, okay, okay. Um... 207 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,118 Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as... 208 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:29,664 Okay, no! Forget that! That sucks! Okay, never mind. Forget it. Um, um... 209 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:34,961 I met... I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds... 210 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:40,175 and became friends with Chandler when he was 25... 211 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,136 although he seemed like a 6-year-old. 212 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,971 Oh. 213 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,475 Thank you. Thank you very much. Um... 214 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,228 I've known them separately and together. 215 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:58,026 To know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. 216 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,488 So I would like to raise my glass... 217 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,281 to Monica and Chandler... 218 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:08,077 and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. 219 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:11,956 I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey. 220 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,250 Wow. 221 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,962 - Great speech. - Yeah, it really was. 222 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,255 Oh, thanks. 223 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:24,302 Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point. 224 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,890 Okay. 225 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,562 I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. 226 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,273 I remember talking about this day with Rachel... 227 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,610 while we were showering together, naked. 228 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,036 And she's back in the game! 229 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,922 Julie. Hi. 230 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,383 Chandler Bing. I guess you remember me. 231 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,010 Hello, Skidmark. 232 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,140 It's a nickname. I'll explain later. 233 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,351 It's pretty clear. 234 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:19,315 I owe you a long-overdue apology. 235 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,986 I shouldn't have broken up with you because you were overweight. 236 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,738 That's why you broke up with me? 237 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,160 You didn't know that? 238 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,456 Well, I guess my work here is done. 239 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:44,591 First of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay? 240 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,843 You should be proud. 241 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:51,764 And I'd also like to say, in this competition, there are no losers. 242 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,475 Well, except Rachel. Damn it! 243 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,604 Really? I won? 244 00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,773 - What? - I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close. 245 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,694 - Well, then I demand a recount! - Actually, it wasn't that close. 246 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,947 You know what? Your thing was so stupid anyway. 247 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,450 We're gonna flip a coin, all right? 248 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,411 Heads. Oh! 249 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,831 What? The coins have finally forgiven me! 250 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,961 You know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her... 251 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,966 her vegetarian-voodoo-goddess-circle-y shower. 252 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:32,055 Rach, it's gonna be okay. You guys are the best! 253 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,019 Boy, I tell you. That judging stuff took a lot out of me. 254 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,395 - Yeah? - Yeah. 255 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:44,067 Thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. 256 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,530 Why would I care about that? 257 00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,743 No reason. I'm just saying that... 258 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,245 that's where I'll be. 259 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,019 As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself. 260 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,524 I think that I'm going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do. 261 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,318 Why don't you just stop doing stupid things? 262 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,656 - Then you wouldn't have to apologize. - I'd love it if I could do both. 263 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,662 All right, I have to ask. 264 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,497 What? 265 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,709 Will you break up with me if I get fat again? 266 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,085 What? 267 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,588 You broke up with Julie. How much weight did she gain? 268 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,133 A hundred and forty-five pounds. 269 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,802 In one year? 270 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,304 My God, what did she eat? Her family? 271 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,434 That's not the point. 272 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,604 I know it was a stupid reason to break up with someone, but I was 15. 273 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:08,067 Yeah, well, that's not the only time this was an issue. 274 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,530 You remember when you spent Thanksgiving with us? 275 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,865 You called me fat. 276 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,199 Wait a minute. 277 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,119 - That was totally different. - How? 278 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,081 You were not supposed to hear that. I said that behind your back. 279 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,961 What if I have babies, okay? I'm gonna look different. 280 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,630 I'm okay with that, but I'm not sure you are. 281 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,092 You have to realize I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. 282 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,350 This is one of the things that I can apologize for later. 283 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,438 What I mean is, you're Monica. 284 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,733 Okay? And I am in love with Monica. 285 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,485 Keep going. 286 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:54,864 So you can balloon up or you can shrink down... 287 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,033 and I will still love you. 288 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,121 Even if I shrink down to 2 inches tall? 289 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,916 I'd carry you around in my pocket. 290 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,460 I love you. 291 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:13,758 Skidmark still got a way with the ladies. 292 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,720 Hi, Pheebs. 293 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,347 - Hi. - Hi. 294 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,390 I just want to apologize. 295 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,976 I'm really sorry I was a baby. 296 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,730 That's ridiculous. Rachel, we were all babies once. 297 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,152 - Oh, you mean today. - Yeah. 298 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,073 Yeah, and you know, you deserve to win. 299 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,866 And I was thinking about it. 300 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,411 If you're Monica's maid of honor, I get to be yours. 301 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,123 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 302 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,128 When Monica and Chandler got engaged, I put some stuff together. 303 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,506 - Just in case. - Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks. 304 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:57,051 Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. 305 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,512 Oh, God, this is funny. Look. 306 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,182 Here's a picture from one Halloween when she dressed up as a bride. 307 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,184 She made me carry her train... 308 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,604 which was weird because I was Wonder Woman. 309 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,025 Oh, and here's a little purse that I found. 310 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,070 I just thought they could hold the rings in there. 311 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,948 - Oh. - Something. And... 312 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:23,661 vintage handkerchiefs, you know, because people cry at weddings. 313 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,497 I'm just gonna grab a couple of these. 314 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,876 This stuff is great. 315 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,628 I forgot this was in here. 316 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,551 This was the garter that I was saving for my wedding. 317 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:42,763 And I wanted it to be Monica's "something borrowed." 318 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,432 And it's blue. 319 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,811 Yeah. 320 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,900 Rach, I think that you should be Monica's maid of honor. 321 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,820 You do? 322 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,866 - Why? - Because I think it means more to you. 323 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,827 But, Pheebs, honey, you earned it. 324 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,038 It's fine. I mean, this is something... 325 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,125 that you've been thinking about since you were, what, 14? 326 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:14,503 No, I was 10. I just developed early. 327 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,131 Man alive! 328 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,719 - Hey, what's going on? - Hey! 329 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,139 We decided Rachel is going to be your maid of honor. 330 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,808 Oh, that's great! 331 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:31,270 Oh, wow. Okay, we really have to start planning. 332 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,648 I have really specific ideas. 333 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,067 We should meet four times a week. 334 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,654 Come to my place, we'll get together before work. 335 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:43,115 What do you say, 6:30, my place? So excited! 336 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,334 Yeah, okay. You laugh now. 337 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,044 She's gonna be yours. 338 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,062 Great nap. 339 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,273 It really was. 340 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,459 Dude, what the hell are you doing? 341 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,254 God! 342 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,053 Excuse me.