1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,964 - Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. Shh. 2 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:10,009 What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year? 3 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,344 No, we're playing this game I learned at work. 4 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,097 You have to name all the states in six minutes. 5 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,933 What? That's, like, insanely easy. 6 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,728 No, it's harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one. 7 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:24,106 Or in some cases, 14. 8 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,943 It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people... 9 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,862 so technically, I didn't lose. 10 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,072 You forgot 14 states? 11 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,658 Nobody cares about the Dakotas. 12 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,494 Oh, okay, time's up. 13 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,079 All right, I got 48. 14 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,789 Oh, that's not bad. Pheebs? 15 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:45,085 Oh, I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery. 16 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,256 And I have one, regular celery. 17 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:54,470 Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in... 18 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,389 vegetables. Joey? 19 00:00:57,766 --> 00:01:00,893 Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game. 20 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:05,105 - Wow, how many you got? - Fifty-six. 21 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,482 Hey, how is New England not a state? 22 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,859 Huh? They have a sports team. 23 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,987 Does South Oregon have a sports team? 24 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,783 There you go. 25 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,787 How come we have one extra place setting? 26 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:06,416 - Because you invited your assistant. - Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming. 27 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:09,503 His girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her. 28 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:10,796 Oh, why didn't you tell me? 29 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:14,216 I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin. 30 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:17,553 Oh, well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... 31 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:21,014 your food is so delicious and perfect... 32 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,560 you can never have too many of those pumpkin things. 33 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:29,857 You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that because it is so fake, ha, ha, but I still do. 34 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,818 Regular celery. 35 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,862 Oh, I already have that. 36 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,826 Done, with time to spare. 37 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:45,706 - Ooh, this may be a new world's record. - You know, I hate to lecture you guys... 38 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:49,585 but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults... 39 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:54,464 and Joey, can't name all the states. 40 00:02:54,716 --> 00:03:00,095 You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe? 41 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:04,349 Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. 42 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:08,228 - What? That's impossible. Forty-six. 43 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,857 Well, who's well-educated now, Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States? 44 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,944 I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna go turn on Joey's. 45 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:19,156 Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food. 46 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,033 I am only one man. 47 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,871 - Okay, time is up. - Give me another minute. 48 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:29,208 Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? 49 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:33,462 That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself. 50 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,964 This is crazy. I can do this. 51 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,635 All right, uh, I bet I can get all 50, uh, before dinner. 52 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,095 Okay, but if you can't, no dinner. 53 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,680 You're on. 54 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,559 All right, don't look at my list, because there's a lot on there that you don't have. 55 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,397 Hey, did you guys know your oven doesn't work? 56 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,484 But the drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right? 57 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,488 - Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay? - Shh. 58 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,657 Chandler, give me a hand. 59 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:07,079 Sure. Joey, do not let Ross look at any maps or the globe in your apartment. 60 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:10,249 Don't worry, Chandler. It's not a globe of the United States. 61 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,592 Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out and take a walk. 62 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,095 Phoebe, why is your bag moving? 63 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:25,847 - Oh, it's not. - Seriously, it's moving. 64 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,559 - What the hell's in there? - It's just my knitting. That's all. 65 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,484 Yes, I knit this. 66 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:40,612 I'm very good. 67 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,453 Ross' apartment is nice. Why don't we hang out here more often? 68 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,455 I don't know. Maybe because it smells weird. 69 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,916 It's like old pumpkins or something. 70 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:56,461 - That's my pie. - Which smells delicious. 71 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,964 - Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - What? 72 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:01,133 We left Joey alone with the food. 73 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:03,593 Yep, yep, I knew it. 74 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:05,429 There he is... 75 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,765 feeding stuffing to a dog. 76 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,316 Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help? 77 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,110 Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment? 78 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,112 I'm sorry, who's this? 79 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:25,324 Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch. 80 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:28,618 Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue. 81 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,206 - No, there's no dog here. - There is. 82 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,584 He's black and white and shaggy. 83 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,170 He's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand. 84 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,881 Oh, my God. Where are you? 85 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,301 I'll be right there. 86 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,347 They're here already? How are they doing this? 87 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,605 Hi, Tag. What are you doing here? 88 00:05:56,814 --> 00:06:00,025 I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you was still good. 89 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:02,235 Well, sure. Come in. 90 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,113 Well, what happened to your girlfriend? 91 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,574 We, uh, kind of broke up this morning. 92 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,203 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, so she went back to Ohio. 93 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:14,039 Ohio, thank you. 94 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,212 Huh. Where's the dog? 95 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,589 What dog? There's no dog here. 96 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,883 Yeah, that dog left. 97 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,428 Phoebe. 98 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,263 Phoebe, open up. 99 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,973 There's no dog in here. 100 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,561 Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking. 101 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,397 No, that's just me coughing. 102 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,904 Oh, good. There you are. 103 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:49,199 Listen, um, I have a dog in my room. 104 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,284 What is it doing here? 105 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,787 I'm watching it for friends who went out of town. 106 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,247 Wait. 107 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,418 Hello, my name is Klunkers. 108 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,754 May I please stay with you nice people? 109 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:07,134 Oh, I wish he could stay here, but Chandler's allergic. 110 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,136 Extremely allergic, okay? 111 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:12,556 If I am anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes... 112 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,392 my throat will just close up. 113 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:19,146 That's odd, because this dog's been living here for the past three days. 114 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:26,528 Really? 115 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,573 If the dog has been here that long... 116 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,576 and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog. 117 00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:34,953 Well, it still has to go, right? 118 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,329 Why? 119 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,292 - Okay, it's, um... - Don't do it. 120 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,254 - Don't do what? - I have to. 121 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,756 Okay? It's time. 122 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,596 Okay, I hate dogs. 123 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,764 What? That's crazy. Why? 124 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:57,809 Told you. 125 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,065 They are needy... 126 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:07,194 they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking... 127 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:09,905 and that scares me a little bit. 128 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:13,200 You're right. They are scary. Aah! 129 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,786 She just ate a treat out of my hand! 130 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:22,083 Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies? 131 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,919 Is there a puppy here? 132 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:28,298 - You don't like puppies? - Okay, you are new. 133 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:36,681 Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing. 134 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,850 It's like Ross not liking ice cream. 135 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,730 - You don't like ice cream? - It's too cold. 136 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,859 Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable. 137 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,569 Hurts my teeth. 138 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,948 I don't wanna say this. I don't want you guys to hate me... 139 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:56,576 but, uh, I don't think I can be around that dog anymore, okay? 140 00:08:56,827 --> 00:09:00,580 So either the dog goes or I go. Huh. 141 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,755 Oh, my God. 142 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,803 How can I not get this? 143 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,557 I'm a college professor. I got 1450 on my SATs. 144 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,183 Twelve fifty. 145 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,353 Damn, I forgot you were here. 146 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,273 All right. We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'. 147 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,732 We'll be back in a minute. 148 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,818 Oh, wait, before you go, can I ask a question? 149 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:32,821 Um, when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend... 150 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:37,117 what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move? 151 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:38,994 Oh, I'd say about a month. 152 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,414 - Really? I'd say three to four. - Half-hour. 153 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,169 Interesting. 154 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,839 When it's your assistant, I would say never. 155 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:54,634 All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? 156 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:58,805 Right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point. 157 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:03,184 Huh. A "moo" point? 158 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:08,189 Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. 159 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,735 It just doesn't matter. 160 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,697 It's "moo." 161 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,707 Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense? 162 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,961 Please don't listen to Joey. Okay? Would you look at him? 163 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,922 He's obviously depressed. He's away from his family. 164 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,799 He's spending Thanksgiving with strangers. 165 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,093 What he needs right now is for you to be his friend. 166 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,888 Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. Thank you. 167 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:44,059 - Okay, that's what I'm going to do. - Fine, take their advice. 168 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,769 No one ever listens to me. 169 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,481 When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside. 170 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,697 - Hey. - Hey. 171 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,491 How you holding up? 172 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,409 - Not bad. - Yeah? 173 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:04,913 - I'm sorry about your girlfriend. - Thanks. 174 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:09,376 - Were you guys together a long time? - A year, on and off. 175 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,046 I thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore. 176 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,757 - Now that she broke up with you. - Yeah. 177 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,677 - Hmm. - It's weird. 178 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:23,306 I always used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy. 179 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,602 That all that was just a given. Well, lately, it's like, what if it's not? 180 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,105 Do you ever have that feeling? 181 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,815 No. 182 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,483 Yeah. 183 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,820 All the time. Constantly. It's terrifying. 184 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,323 But, you know, then I figure it has to work out. 185 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,325 Why? 186 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,161 Because it has to. 187 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,958 - You have all the answers, don't you? - Yeah, I know, I do. I really do. 188 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,796 - Hey, thanks for talking to me. - Come on, what are bosses for? 189 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,423 Hug it out. 190 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,135 All right, he likes you back. 191 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:05,181 Huh? Told you you should go for it. 192 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,809 What? 193 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,398 Street noise drown any of that out? 194 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:17,485 No? All right, I'll see you later. Ha, ha. Okay. 195 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,826 What did Joey say? I like you back? 196 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,704 Uh, yeah... You know, well, see, he... 197 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:33,710 Joey knows that I'm very insecure about my back. 198 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:37,213 And... And you were hugging me... 199 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:41,593 so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah. Heh. 200 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,138 Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense. 201 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,389 No? 202 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,562 All right, here's the truth. Ahem. 203 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,774 Joey said what he said because, um... 204 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,319 I'm attracted to you. 205 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,490 - Wow. - Yeah, I admit it. 206 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:08,912 I have a crush on you. And, uh, I know that's crazy because we work together... 207 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,872 and nothing could ever happen. 208 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,500 And the last thing I wanted to do was freak you out... 209 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,669 or make you feel uncomfortable. 210 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:21,424 Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now. 211 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,261 Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car. 212 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,264 - What? - Right there. That's my car. 213 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,643 - Hey! - Okay, that's gonna take a minute. 214 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,437 Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest? 215 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,980 I can't believe this. 216 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,901 Wait, we still have time to talk, and they're not even in the car yet. 217 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,070 Oh, look, there they go. Okay. 218 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,449 Okay, Phoebe. We should probably go back now. 219 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,369 Please, don't leave me. I'll be lonely. 220 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,497 Stop it. Stop. 221 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:56,459 - Okay, let's go. We can be strong. - Yeah, okay. 222 00:13:59,797 --> 00:14:02,465 Oh, my God, did you hear that? She said "Monica." 223 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,052 Oh, I can't leave her. 224 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,347 If you want, we could sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know. 225 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,598 That's not gonna work. 226 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,977 I had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. 227 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,603 He's not so smart. 228 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,398 Hey. I didn't know either. 229 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:22,944 Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you? 230 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,904 Yeah, I knew. Heh. 231 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,078 Where's Chandler? 232 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,915 - Here I am. - Wash your hands. 233 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,878 How did you know? 234 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,092 Hey, what's she doing back here? 235 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,220 Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream. 236 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,267 Hey, look, Phoebe. I, uh, laid out the states geographically. 237 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,852 No, no, we don't have time for this. 238 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,812 We have to keep Chandler away from my room. 239 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,147 Yeah, but, look what I... 240 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,941 See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. 241 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,866 - Where's Monica? - Uh, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in. 242 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,326 Why not? 243 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,830 Monica's crying. 244 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:21,169 She's very upset about this whole Klunkers thing. 245 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:24,505 - Well, I should go in there. - No, no. 246 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,217 No, she doesn't want to see you right now. 247 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,388 - Why not? - Because you sent away the dog. 248 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,892 - That's ridiculous. - Oh, is it? Is it? 249 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:42,690 Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. 250 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,778 And, um, one day, my dad decides he doesn't like dogs. 251 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,949 So Monica and her friend... Phyllis... 252 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,286 take away the dog, and that was the last time we ever saw him. 253 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,957 Don't you see? This is just like that... 254 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:03,002 only with a few details changed. 255 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,591 Okay, I'm in my sweatpants. 256 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,134 Bring on the food. 257 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,140 - What's the matter? - Monica's all upset... 258 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,685 because I sent Klunkers away. 259 00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,104 So? Bring the dog back. You're a hero. 260 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,066 Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that. I could... I could do... 261 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,527 What if it...? What if it attacks me? 262 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,780 Chandler, it's like a big gerbil. 263 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,076 And that doesn't scare you? 264 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,833 Ross, you need some help? 265 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,334 From you? 266 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,629 Yes, please. 267 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,554 First of all, Utah? 268 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,473 Dude, you can't just make stuff up. 269 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,190 I hate America. 270 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,944 When I finish this game, I swear I am moving. 271 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,158 - Hey. Tag still talking to the police? - Yeah. 272 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,910 Ugh, damn it. Why did I open my mouth? 273 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,830 "I have a crush on you. I'm attracted to you." 274 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,207 I know that I freaked him out. 275 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,002 If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah. 276 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,547 Hey, is Chandler here? 277 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,133 Uh, no, no, he went for a walk. 278 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,802 Okay, well, you cannot tell him, but look who's back. 279 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,265 - Hi. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 280 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,893 He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here. 281 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,896 Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there. 282 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,899 You think? 283 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,446 Hi, honey. 284 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,699 Please, please, please, don't be mad at me. 285 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,868 - What? Why would...? - Shh. Wait and see. 286 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,370 Maybe we will, maybe we won't. 287 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,084 Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Klunkers, you know, for you... 288 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:10,838 and, ahem, I left the door open, and she must've gotten out. 289 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:15,593 And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof. 290 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,764 Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. 291 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,059 I couldn't find him... 292 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:27,230 and I am so, so, so sorry. 293 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:32,026 But I do know where we can all go ease the pain. 294 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,823 We have good news. Look who's back. 295 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,574 Hi. 296 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,827 Klunkers. Oh, my God. 297 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:46,624 - That's right. She came back all by herself. - It's a Thanksgiving miracle. 298 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,878 It is so good to see you. 299 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,214 Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. 300 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,175 Oh, the things she must've seen. 301 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,553 Then she climbed up the fire escape... 302 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,430 and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw... 303 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,516 and we ran to let her in. 304 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,270 I went too far, didn't I? 305 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,189 When should I have stopped? 306 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:20,116 Okay, maybe this is so hard because there aren't 50 states. 307 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,413 Let me tell you something. I have 49 states. 308 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,707 Now, there are no more. 309 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,003 Now, I think I should be able to eat something. 310 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,213 It's up to you. 311 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,888 - Oh, hi. How are you doing? - I'm okay. 312 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,099 I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots. 313 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,437 - Thanks for having me over, you guys. - Tag, you're going? Uh... 314 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,023 We didn't, uh, get a chance to talk. 315 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,650 So where did you say you're from again? 316 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,320 - Colorado. - Ah, what good are you? 317 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,496 Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace. 318 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,081 - Okay. - Uh... 319 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,000 I never should've said what I said. 320 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,211 You know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. 321 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,465 We work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us. 322 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:22,595 What I would love is just to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again. 323 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,264 Okay? Big day, Monday. Lots to do. 324 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,309 So we okay? 325 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,686 Um, I'm not. 326 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,232 - Oh, God, I knew it. I freaked you out. - No, you didn't. 327 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,609 The only thing that freaked me out was you saying... 328 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,694 that nothing could happen between us. 329 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,031 - Really? - Yeah. 330 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,409 So please don't fire me for doing this. 331 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,673 Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday. 332 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,654 Delaware. 333 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,867 Delaware. 334 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,621 - All right. - I want my turkey now. 335 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,707 You got it. 336 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,006 You got Nevada twice. 337 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,468 - I know. - Yeah.