1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:07,006 - Hey. What are you doing? - Hi. 2 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:10,426 Well, you know, I was thinking of moving the couch over here. 3 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,011 Why would you want to do that? 4 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:14,638 So that there would be a decent place for me to sit? 5 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:20,185 - Rach, there is a decent place. - And your lap does not count. 6 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,815 - Okay? Come on, help me move this. - No, no, no. 7 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,275 - No? - No. 8 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,193 Rosita does not move. 9 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,741 I'm sorry. Rosita? As in...? 10 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:36,243 As in "Rosita does not move." 11 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,620 Joey, it's just a chair. What's the big deal? 12 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:42,541 The big deal is that it's the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen... 13 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:47,629 and it's at the perfect angle so you don't get any glare coming off of Stevie. 14 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,090 Stevie the TV? 15 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,636 - Is there a problem? - No. 16 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,099 Oh, what does he know? 17 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:02,352 Come on, Rosita. Us chicas gotta stick together. 18 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:07,775 Ow! 19 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:13,238 You bitch. 20 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,029 Hey, Ross? 21 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,198 So I was checking out the real-estate section. 22 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,659 - Yeah. - Look at this. 23 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,661 Oh, looks like Mom and Dad's house. 24 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:04,081 Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front. 25 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:07,709 And the, uh, window in the attic... 26 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,796 Oh, my God. 27 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,258 What? What happened to the window in the attic? 28 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,969 I can't believe Mom and Dad are selling the house. 29 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,929 I can't believe they didn't even tell us. 30 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:22,391 I can't believe I still don't know what happened to the window in the attic. 31 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:25,894 Okay, come on. I'll buy you a new one, all right? 32 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:29,356 We'll go down to the store right now and we'll get you a new chair. 33 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,112 She's not even cold yet. 34 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,992 But don't you think Rosita would've wanted you to move on? 35 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:44,788 I mean, you know, she did always put your comfort first. 36 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,375 That's true. 37 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,003 Wow. 38 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:56,592 I can't believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. 39 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:59,636 Man, some stranger's gonna be living in my room. 40 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:03,265 Well, after 15 years of Mom and Dad keeping it as a shrine to you... 41 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,809 it's time the velvet ropes came down. 42 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,228 They kept your room a while. 43 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:13,192 Oh, please. Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out. 44 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:17,529 And I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria's Secret catalogs? 45 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:18,989 Not a gym. 46 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:23,202 - Come on. You know they love you. - As much as they love you? 47 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:27,539 I was their firstborn. They thought she was barren. It's not my fault. 48 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,586 Ugh. I hate this year. 49 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,504 What's wrong with this year? 50 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:37,424 It's already February and I've only given two massages... 51 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,510 and they were both the worst tippers in the world. 52 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,137 That was me and Ross. 53 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,433 Oh, that's right. 54 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,769 If you want to pick up some extra cash... 55 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:52,481 some friends of mine made good money in college doing telemarketing. 56 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,150 Yeah, it'd probably be better than the last telephone job I had. 57 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,195 You know, I probably won't have to say "spank" as much. 58 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,575 What? 59 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,870 Oh, yeah, like you never called. 60 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:16,588 So, basically, this is very easy. You read from the script... 61 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,341 and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can. 62 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,218 Okay, I can do that. 63 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:24,846 - Oh, by the way, I love my office. - Ha, ha. 64 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:28,141 - Why don't we do a trial run? - Oh, okay. 65 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,687 Um, all right. 66 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:35,023 Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies. 67 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,317 Can I speak to your supply manager, please? 68 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,069 I'm the supply manager. 69 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,488 Um, okay. I'd like to talk to you about your toner needs. 70 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,866 - We don't need any toner. - Well, I'm sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. 71 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,661 Yeah, you're right. This is easy. 72 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,580 Okay. What was wrong with that call? 73 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,291 Oh, well, all right. 74 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:55,919 Um, no offense, but you were kind of rude. 75 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,424 They're always gonna tell you they don't need toner, but that's okay. 76 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:01,967 Because whatever they say... 77 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,386 you can find the answer to it, here in the script. 78 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,723 - Oh. - So I think you're ready to sell toner. 79 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,142 - Do you have any last questions? - No. 80 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,894 Oh, wait, yes, I do. I do have one question: 81 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:14,313 What is toner? 82 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:19,109 Joey? 83 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,404 Joe? 84 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,744 Full bag? 85 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,706 Beer's still cold. 86 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:37,169 Something terrible must have happened here. 87 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,429 Oh, no, no, no. 88 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:53,060 Stevie, I was never here. 89 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,691 Dad? I'm here. 90 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:01,818 - Hey. - Hi. 91 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:06,323 God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work. 92 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,867 Dad, we can't believe you're selling the house. 93 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,244 It's time for a new family to start their memories here. 94 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:14,456 And hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack... 95 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,459 in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling. 96 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:22,339 Let's just grab our stuff and get the hell out of here. 97 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:25,342 I'm sorry we can't store your childhood things anymore. 98 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,720 Oh, it's okay. I can't wait to see everything again. All the memories. 99 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,806 I don't know what's in the boxes down here. 100 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:34,726 But I do know that there are six or seven Easy-Bake Ovens in the attic. 101 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,771 I used to love to play restaurant. 102 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:41,066 Yeah, not as much as you loved to play "uncooked batter eater." 103 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:46,655 Hey. It is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies. 104 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:51,118 So I think your boxes are over here. 105 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:52,536 Oh, great. 106 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,454 Hey... 107 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,665 Dad, whose cigarettes are these? 108 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,335 I don't know. 109 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,713 They must be your mother's. 110 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:08,427 But please, please don't ask her. I'll throw these away. 111 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:15,559 Cool. Dad, my report cards. 112 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,394 Hey, check this out. Dad. 113 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:22,899 Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym... 114 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,575 Ooh, my rock polisher. 115 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,038 - Uh-oh. - What? 116 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,749 You know how the garage floods every spring? 117 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:43,086 How are you ever gonna sell this place? 118 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,173 I think I accidentally used Monica's boxes... 119 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,800 to keep the water away from the Porsche. 120 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,806 Oh, no, Dad. Dad? 121 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,183 What the...? 122 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,185 Oh, God. 123 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,562 Everything's ruined. 124 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,023 Dad, she's gonna be crushed. 125 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,985 You don't secretly smoke, do you? 126 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,405 No. 127 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,616 So it's just your mother, then. 128 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,498 Hi. This is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies. 129 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,709 Can I speak to your supply manager, please? 130 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,712 Earl. Thanks. 131 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:30,550 Hi, Earl. This is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies. 132 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:33,428 I'd like to talk to you about your toner needs. 133 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:36,097 I don't need any toner. 134 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:41,811 I'm hearing what you're saying, but at our prices, everyone needs toner. 135 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,897 Not me. 136 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,775 May I ask why? 137 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:51,571 You want to know why? 138 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,573 I surely do. 139 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:55,408 Okay. 140 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,954 I don't need any toner... 141 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:00,997 because I'm gonna kill myself. 142 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,343 Um... 143 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,721 Is that because you're out of toner? 144 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:26,314 Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway. Bye-bye. 145 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:29,568 No, no, wait, wait. I can't just let you hang up. 146 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:30,902 Just please talk to me. 147 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,904 Well... 148 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:35,782 I only had one thing to do today. 149 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,621 I guess I could push it back. 150 00:09:42,206 --> 00:09:45,208 Yeah. Now, why do you want to kill yourself? 151 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,838 I've been working for 10 years now at this... 152 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,132 meaningless, dead-end job... 153 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,218 and nobody here even knows that I exist. 154 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,138 Chandler? 155 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,603 I'm sorry? 156 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,689 Oh. Look... 157 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,525 I'm sure that people know you exist. 158 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:14,154 Oh, yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. 159 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:19,117 I've been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself... 160 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:22,579 and no one's even looked up from their desk. Hang on. 161 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,581 Hey, everybody, uh... 162 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,875 I'm gonna kill myself. 163 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,297 I got nothing. 164 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,552 Good chair. 165 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,512 Now, if anybody asks... 166 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,557 your name is Rosita. 167 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,667 Poor thing. Cut down in her prime. 168 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,921 Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. 169 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,882 Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here, you know? 170 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,218 Start the healing process. 171 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,929 - Yeah, I guess you're right. - Okay. 172 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,536 She's healed. 173 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,042 - That's weird. - No, it's not weird. 174 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,044 It's a miracle. 175 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:57,257 It's not a miracle, Joey. I'm sure there's an explanation. 176 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,009 There is. If you want something enough and your heart is pure... 177 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:01,511 wondrous things can happen. 178 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,100 Well, she'll understand, right? It's not like I did it on purpose. 179 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,852 Dad, that won't matter to her. 180 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:13,148 Look, all my stuff is safe and dry. And all her stuff is... 181 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:16,359 growing new stuff. 182 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,319 See, this is exactly the kind of thing... 183 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,448 that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her. 184 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,616 Oh, my God. Does she really think that? 185 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,243 Well, can you blame her? 186 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,747 I don't know. I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously. 187 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,248 You were a medical marvel. 188 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,293 - The doctors said your mom couldn't... - I don't want to hear about it. 189 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:36,171 - Really? - Well, not right now. 190 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,174 Okay, look. Monica came here for some memories. 191 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,134 Damn it, we're gonna give her some. 192 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,927 Okay, grab... 193 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,014 Grab some empty boxes, okay? We'll take stuff from mine... 194 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,934 and whatever we can pass off as hers, we'll put them in there. 195 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,855 - Right. - Like, this. She could have made this. 196 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,316 - This could have been hers. - Sure. 197 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,322 You know, if you want to tell the medical marvel story while we work... 198 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,032 that'd be fine. 199 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,331 I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself. 200 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,253 Yeah. Me too. 201 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:23,218 Wow, you know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest? 202 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,346 - No, really? - Yeah. 203 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,015 You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio. 204 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,731 My chair heals itself. 205 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,320 All right. Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay? 206 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:46,199 There's gotta be someone else in your life that's worth sticking around for. 207 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:50,203 What about your family or friends? Or maybe a girlfriend? 208 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,247 Heh. Yeah, right. 209 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,541 Oh, sorry. Boyfriend? 210 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,043 Okay, I should... 211 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,838 I should probably be getting back to my thing now. 212 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,464 - See you. - No. 213 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,467 I'm not finished yet. Don't you dare hang up on me! 214 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,387 The new girl's good. 215 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,850 So which boxes are mine? 216 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,061 - These are yours right here. - Okay. 217 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,982 - Oh, a coloring book. - Yeah, yeah. Oh, you loved that thing. 218 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:22,110 You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without... 219 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,903 Without that coloring book. 220 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,363 Really? 221 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,199 Wow. Looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines. 222 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,451 Uh-uh. 223 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,829 Wow, look at this. 224 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,665 I can't believe I even fit into this shirt. 225 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,880 Oh, this is yours. 226 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,632 I don't know how that got in there. 227 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,595 Hey, this isn't my stuff. 228 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:52,223 Ross, these are your boxes. 229 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,395 Where are my boxes? 230 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,983 The garage flooded, sweetie, and it ruined everything in your boxes. 231 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,526 I'm sorry. 232 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,821 - Just mine? - I'm afraid so. 233 00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,366 So why wasn't Ross' stuff ruined? 234 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,913 I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche. 235 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,916 So wait. Ross' stuff is fine, but I have no memories... 236 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,044 because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car from water? 237 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,838 Well, there was also leaves and gook and stuff. 238 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,092 I can't believe this. 239 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,143 Screw it. I'm having one. 240 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,900 - Hey, Chandler. - Hey. 241 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:47,445 How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines... 242 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,739 has a rolling massage... 243 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,200 and speakers in the headrest? 244 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,619 Yeah, I'd love to, but I've tried that so many times... 245 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,538 they won't even let me in the store anymore. 246 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,377 Well, what if I told you that you could do it in my apartment? 247 00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,878 Are you telling me... 248 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:07,548 that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? 249 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:12,428 The chair that Sit Magazine called "Chair of the Year"? 250 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,390 I just purchased... 251 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:19,686 the La-Z-Boy E-Cliner 3000. 252 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:22,188 Well, that's awesome. That's great. What made you do it? 253 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,358 Well, it's a long story, but I broke Joey's chair... 254 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,277 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You broke Joey's chair? 255 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,196 - Yeah. - I thought I broke Joey's chair. 256 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:33,491 - That's why I replaced it with mine. - Oh. 257 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,994 That's how it got fixed. 258 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,539 Well, what did you think? That elves came in and fixed it? 259 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,332 No. 260 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,126 Angels. 261 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,338 - I'm getting my chair back. - Hey. 262 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,802 Well, looks like it wasn't healed after all. 263 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,681 So I guess this chair's mine now. 264 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,602 Joey, you broke my chair! 265 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,812 Your chair? 266 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,024 Yeah, he thought he broke your chair, so he switched the chairs. 267 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,861 - So there was no miracle? - No, Joe. No miracle. 268 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,196 Oh, no. This is devastating. 269 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,033 My faith is shaken. 270 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,411 I'm so glad I have the new chair to get me through this difficult time in my life. 271 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,458 Excuse me, could you tell me where can I find Earl? 272 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,209 He's the supply manager here. 273 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,627 Sorry, I don't know any Earl. 274 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,255 I'm right here! 275 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,968 Earl? 276 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,723 - I'm Phoebe. - Phoebe? 277 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,309 The lady who sells toner? 278 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,187 Um, look, you can't kill yourself. 279 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,607 Look, um, I really appreciate you coming down... 280 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,484 No, no, I can't let you do it. 281 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,818 Why? 282 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,946 Because it was fate that made me call you today. 283 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,865 I thought it was toner. 284 00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:01,621 No. Think about it, okay? This isn't even my regular job, okay? 285 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,540 And my first day on the job, you're my first call. 286 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,794 And somebody else might have hung up on you, but I wouldn't do that... 287 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,338 because I know about this stuff. 288 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,673 - My mom killed herself. - Really? 289 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,467 Yes. - How? 290 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,260 I'm not gonna give you tips. 291 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,181 Look, don't you see that this...? 292 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,143 This all came together so that I could stop you from doing this. 293 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,523 - Couldn't it just be a coincidence? - No, it's fate. 294 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,693 It doesn't really seem like enough to be fate. 295 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:36,364 Oh, well. Um, okay, here's a weird thing. 296 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,701 My mother was also a supply manager. 297 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,871 I'm actually the office manager. 298 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,249 Oh, my God. So was she! 299 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,793 And get this, okay. 300 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,755 Your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl. 301 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,882 Pearl. 302 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,844 Was there anything else? 303 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,428 Sure. 304 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,890 Um, where are you from? 305 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,726 - Philadelphia. - Oh, my God, so was she! 306 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,438 Oh, I've got goose bumps. 307 00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:10,857 Really? 308 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,651 - Well, I'm wearing layers, and it's warm. - Yeah. 309 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,196 But... Look. Okay. These jerks might not care about you... 310 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:21,200 but the universe does, and that says a lot. 311 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,996 Did you hear that? 312 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,874 I don't need you guys to care about me... 313 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,334 because the universe cares. 314 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,712 The whole universe! 315 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,553 I really wish they'd care just a little bit. 316 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,974 Oh, this is terrible. 317 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,727 Everything is destroyed. 318 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,562 Look at this. 319 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:53,649 It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and now I can't tell what it is. 320 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,153 It's still soft. 321 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,949 What do you think this is? 322 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,077 Mon, I think it was a mouse. 323 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,297 - How are you, honey? How do you think I am? 324 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,050 You've wrecked all my childhood memories... 325 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,052 you love Ross more than me. 326 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,472 And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face. 327 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,478 Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross. 328 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,647 Now, I'm sorry about everything that happened... 329 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,442 and I'll probably never be able to make it up to you... 330 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,486 but here's a start. 331 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,450 - What's this? - It's the key to my Porsche. 332 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,786 Well, the key to your Porsche. 333 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,915 - What? - What? 334 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,793 I've been thinking of getting rid of it... 335 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:57,088 and I was driving it the other day and I saw my reflection in a window. 336 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,424 Your mother's right, I do look like an ass. 337 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,220 You're giving it to me? You're kidding me, right? 338 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,431 Well, wait a minute. 339 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:11,310 I mean, a couple of stupid boxes get wet, and she gets a Porsche? 340 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,481 - Why don't we take it for a spin? - All right. 341 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,318 What about me? I'm a medical marvel! 342 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,287 - Oh, yeah. - Oh. 343 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,126 - Hey, guys. Hey. 344 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,169 Know what happened to Chandler's Barcalounger? 345 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,380 Oh, yeah. Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it. 346 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:44,093 Are you kidding? I get a Porsche and the Barcalounger's gone? 347 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,138 Heh. This is the best day ever!