1 00:00:03,158 --> 00:00:07,036 Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents' anniversary party? 2 00:00:07,287 --> 00:00:08,329 - Sure. - Yeah. 3 00:00:08,496 --> 00:00:11,791 - Who's the guy? - Parker, I met him at the dry cleaners. 4 00:00:12,375 --> 00:00:15,170 Did he put a little starch in your bloomers? 5 00:00:17,797 --> 00:00:19,799 Who said that? 6 00:00:20,133 --> 00:00:25,054 No, he's really great, though. He has this incredible zest for life. 7 00:00:25,346 --> 00:00:27,015 And he treats me like a queen. 8 00:00:27,182 --> 00:00:30,143 Except at night, when he treats me like the naughty girl I am. 9 00:00:32,312 --> 00:00:35,190 Oh, by the way, would it be okay if I give the toast this year? 10 00:00:35,523 --> 00:00:38,318 Are you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th? 11 00:00:38,526 --> 00:00:43,031 - Yeah, I'd really like to. - Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you. 12 00:00:43,281 --> 00:00:48,661 Yes. Every year Ross makes the toast, and it always makes them cry. 13 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:54,542 - This year, I'm gonna make them cry. - You wonder why Ross is their favorite? 14 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:59,881 No, really, any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back. 15 00:01:00,089 --> 00:01:04,802 And they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." 16 00:01:05,053 --> 00:01:09,390 You know what they're gonna say this year? "God, you." 17 00:01:10,892 --> 00:01:13,895 Well, I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. 18 00:01:14,062 --> 00:01:18,316 I'm an actor, and any actor worth his salt can cry on cue. 19 00:01:18,525 --> 00:01:22,570 - Really? You can do that? - Oh, you kidding me? Watch. 20 00:01:32,455 --> 00:01:35,917 Well, I can't do it with you guys watching me. 21 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:19,794 - What are you doing? - I'm working on my toast for the party. 22 00:02:19,961 --> 00:02:23,464 Or as I like to call it: "Sob-fest 2002." 23 00:02:24,674 --> 00:02:26,884 - Hey, check this out. - It's a dog. 24 00:02:27,093 --> 00:02:29,637 It's a dead dog. 25 00:02:29,887 --> 00:02:32,807 That's Chi-Chi. She died when I was in high school. 26 00:02:33,016 --> 00:02:36,936 - You're gonna talk about their dead pet? - It's good stuff, huh? 27 00:02:39,147 --> 00:02:40,648 - Hi. Hey. 28 00:02:40,898 --> 00:02:43,985 Joey? You got a present for my parents? That's so sweet. 29 00:02:44,152 --> 00:02:48,072 Yeah. In honor of their 35th anniversary, I had a star named after them. 30 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:49,324 Aw. 31 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:55,413 - That is so cool. - And I got them Kama Sutra for the Elderly. 32 00:02:56,122 --> 00:02:58,958 - Do you guys have any extra ribbon? - Oh, yeah, sure. 33 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:05,673 What do you need? We got, uh, lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt— 34 00:03:06,674 --> 00:03:09,552 And I think my testicles may be in here too. 35 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:17,852 AW. Chi-Chi. Oh, I loved this dog. 36 00:03:18,019 --> 00:03:22,649 You know, uh, Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery. 37 00:03:23,816 --> 00:03:28,863 - What? - You were the 200-pounder who rode her. 38 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:36,037 Hey. Everybody, this is Parker. Parker, this is— 39 00:03:36,329 --> 00:03:41,250 No, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess: Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel... 40 00:03:41,501 --> 00:03:43,503 and I'm sorry, Phoebe didn't mention you. 41 00:03:45,838 --> 00:03:49,258 Chandler, I'm kidding. Already you're my favorite. 42 00:03:49,509 --> 00:03:54,389 - Tell me a little about yourselves. - Uh, actually, we should get going. 43 00:03:56,349 --> 00:03:57,767 Classic Ross. 44 00:04:00,395 --> 00:04:03,898 Rachel, Rachel, look how you glow. May I? 45 00:04:04,524 --> 00:04:06,484 I think you already are. 46 00:04:06,693 --> 00:04:10,113 Rachel, you have life growing inside you. 47 00:04:10,571 --> 00:04:16,035 Is there anything more miraculous— Ooh, a picture of a dog. Whose is this? 48 00:04:17,704 --> 00:04:20,748 That's my old dog. He passed away years ago. 49 00:04:20,998 --> 00:04:27,088 Well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow, old friend. Bow-wow. 50 00:04:29,257 --> 00:04:32,593 - So where's the party? - Out on the island. It's in Massapequa. 51 00:04:32,885 --> 00:04:38,558 Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history? 52 00:04:38,766 --> 00:04:40,977 Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee. 53 00:04:42,562 --> 00:04:45,231 - I've got my notes. You got the presents? Yeah. 54 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,275 - I've got the car keys. - We're driving? 55 00:04:47,442 --> 00:04:49,444 - Yeah. - Aces. 56 00:04:52,238 --> 00:04:56,409 - So, uh, he seems like a nice guy. - Yeah. Yeah, I like him a lot. 57 00:04:56,659 --> 00:05:01,581 - You want to hang back and take a cab? - Okay, otherwise I'm not going. 58 00:05:06,627 --> 00:05:09,922 Oh. Hey. 59 00:05:10,089 --> 00:05:13,468 - Hey, Mom. - This is such a great party. 60 00:05:13,843 --> 00:05:18,806 Thirty-five years. Very impressive. Do you guys have any pearls of wisdom? 61 00:05:19,307 --> 00:05:23,561 - Jack? - Why serve food on such a sharp stick? 62 00:05:24,312 --> 00:05:27,815 It's a good question, Dad. It's a good question. 63 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:33,946 - Congratulations, you two. - Thank you, we're so excited. 64 00:05:34,155 --> 00:05:36,574 And also, congratulations on your wedding. 65 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:38,576 What? 66 00:05:38,743 --> 00:05:42,663 - Can we talk to you for just a moment? Yeah. 67 00:05:44,207 --> 00:05:45,958 It's just a little thing. 68 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:50,838 While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock... 69 00:05:52,632 --> 00:05:55,510 some of our friends are less open-minded. 70 00:05:55,718 --> 00:05:58,304 - Which is why we told them you're married. - What? 71 00:05:58,513 --> 00:06:01,015 Thanks for going along with this. 72 00:06:02,099 --> 00:06:06,521 - We have to pretend that we're married? - Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. 73 00:06:06,687 --> 00:06:08,022 You can do this. 74 00:06:09,732 --> 00:06:11,859 - Can you believe that? - I know. 75 00:06:12,151 --> 00:06:16,489 If you're gonna do the ears, you may as well take a pass at the nose area. 76 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:19,992 No, no, I don't want to have to lie about us being married. 77 00:06:20,201 --> 00:06:24,121 I know. I don't either. But it's their party, and it's one night. 78 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:26,874 We don't even have to lie. We just won't say anything. 79 00:06:27,124 --> 00:06:30,419 If it comes up, we'll smile, we'll nod along... 80 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:31,712 - Ross? - Rachel? 81 00:06:31,879 --> 00:06:35,216 Hi, Aunt Lisa. Uncle Dan. 82 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:40,346 Congratulations on the baby and on the wedding. 83 00:06:41,722 --> 00:06:46,227 - Here's something to get you started. - So how's marriage treating you? 84 00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:50,022 - Unbelievable. It's great. - I love marriage. 85 00:06:50,231 --> 00:06:51,649 We'll see you later. 86 00:06:51,858 --> 00:06:54,068 Hey. Hi. 87 00:06:54,902 --> 00:06:57,905 What a beautiful place. What a great night. 88 00:06:58,155 --> 00:07:02,410 I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C... 89 00:07:04,412 --> 00:07:08,791 I feel so lucky. To think of all the good times that have happened here. 90 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:14,088 The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat. 91 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:19,260 But none of it will compare with tonight. My God, I don't want to forget this moment. 92 00:07:19,427 --> 00:07:23,639 It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click. 93 00:07:25,474 --> 00:07:28,603 I don't think the flash went off. 94 00:07:31,981 --> 00:07:34,567 - I'm gonna go find the men's room. - I'll go with you. 95 00:07:34,734 --> 00:07:37,153 Somewhere, there is someone with a tranquilizer gun... 96 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,072 and a huge butterfly net looking for that man. 97 00:07:41,616 --> 00:07:46,454 I have to go too, but I don't want him complimenting my thing. 98 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:49,498 I'm so glad we weren't in the car. Did he ever let up? 99 00:07:49,749 --> 00:07:54,003 He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle. 100 00:07:54,587 --> 00:07:57,465 This room. This night. 101 00:07:57,757 --> 00:08:03,638 That waiter. His shoes. I must take a mental picture. 102 00:08:03,930 --> 00:08:05,473 Sorry. 103 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:11,437 Were you guys making fun of Parker? 104 00:08:12,813 --> 00:08:15,608 That depends, how much did you hear? 105 00:08:17,443 --> 00:08:20,279 Well, he's a little enthusiastic. What's wrong with that? 106 00:08:20,446 --> 00:08:24,325 - It's just— It's so much. - Well, so what? I like him. 107 00:08:24,492 --> 00:08:28,663 Do I make fun of the people you've dated? Tag, Janice, Mona. 108 00:08:28,955 --> 00:08:33,292 No, because friends don't do that. But do you want my opinion? 109 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:38,798 In my opinion, your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap. 110 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:44,762 - I feel terrible. - I know. 111 00:08:45,846 --> 00:08:47,765 What was wrong with Mona? 112 00:08:53,354 --> 00:08:56,023 - Open it, open it, open it. - Yeah, baby. 113 00:08:56,273 --> 00:09:00,152 So we never got to hear about your wedding. 114 00:09:00,361 --> 00:09:05,282 - We were surprised we weren't invited. - Oh, no, it was just our parents. 115 00:09:05,449 --> 00:09:06,534 It was a small wedding. 116 00:09:06,701 --> 00:09:11,372 But it was beautiful. It was small, but kind of spectacular. 117 00:09:11,539 --> 00:09:16,377 - Where did you have it? - On a cliff in Barbados, at sunset. 118 00:09:16,627 --> 00:09:20,715 And Stevie Wonder sang "isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle. 119 00:09:20,881 --> 00:09:21,882 - Really? - Yeah. 120 00:09:22,049 --> 00:09:26,053 - Stevie's an old family friend. - Oh, my God. That sounds amazing. 121 00:09:26,303 --> 00:09:30,057 - I'd love to see pictures. - Yeah, so would I. 122 00:09:30,307 --> 00:09:35,855 You wouldn't think that Annie Leibovitz would forget to put film in the camera. 123 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:39,692 Would you excuse us for a second? 124 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:45,406 - Um, what are you doing? - What? I'm not you. 125 00:09:45,573 --> 00:09:47,408 This may be the only wedding leverhave. 126 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:53,539 - And I want it to be amazing. - Okay. Okay. Ooh. Ooh. 127 00:09:53,706 --> 00:09:58,002 - Maybe I rode in on a Harley. - Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic. 128 00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:07,178 Say, uh, ahem, are you okay? You seem kind of quiet. 129 00:10:07,386 --> 00:10:11,015 - No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you. - And I'm with you. 130 00:10:11,182 --> 00:10:13,100 What a great time to be alive. 131 00:10:14,602 --> 00:10:17,563 Look at this plate bouncy thing. 132 00:10:18,606 --> 00:10:21,192 What an inspired solution to man's plate-dispensing problems. 133 00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:22,693 Mm-hm. Yeah. 134 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:26,864 - Ah. Oysters. Let me feed you one. - That's not necessary. 135 00:10:27,073 --> 00:10:28,574 - Please? - No, actually, I don't eat— 136 00:10:28,783 --> 00:10:32,119 - I won't quit until you try one. - Okay, fine, fine. 137 00:10:33,454 --> 00:10:37,875 - Mm. Mm-hm. Good. - What're they like? I've never had one. 138 00:10:39,877 --> 00:10:42,213 - Why don't you just try one? - Nah, they look too weird. 139 00:10:45,591 --> 00:10:48,010 - What are you doing? - Just going over my toast. 140 00:10:48,177 --> 00:10:50,346 Ah, those two will never know what hit them. 141 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:55,643 I can't wait. They're gonna cry so hard, they'll be fighting for breath. 142 00:10:56,018 --> 00:10:59,730 You know, if you want to, I could just hold them down and you could just: 143 00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:06,654 And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns. 144 00:11:06,904 --> 00:11:10,324 - Blind? - Well, not at first, but it was intricate work. 145 00:11:10,616 --> 00:11:14,829 And they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it. 146 00:11:15,287 --> 00:11:18,666 - I bet you looked beautiful. - Oh, well, I don't know about that. 147 00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:22,503 But there were some people that said I looked like a floating angel. 148 00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:28,926 - How did you propose? - Oh, yeah, that's a great story. 149 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:34,181 Well, um, actually, I took her to the planetarium. 150 00:11:34,598 --> 00:11:37,351 That's where we had our first date. 151 00:11:37,518 --> 00:11:43,190 Um, she walked in, and I had the room filled with, uh, lilies, her favorite flower. 152 00:11:43,858 --> 00:11:47,653 That is so sweet. - Shh. I want to hear the rest. 153 00:11:49,196 --> 00:11:52,867 Then Fred Astaire singing, uh, "The Way You Look Tonight"... 154 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,953 came on the sound system and the lights came down... 155 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,288 and I got on one knee... 156 00:11:57,538 --> 00:12:01,876 and written across the dome, in the stars, were the words: 157 00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:03,377 "Will you marry me?" 158 00:12:03,544 --> 00:12:05,212 Aw. 159 00:12:05,671 --> 00:12:09,717 And the ring was the size of my fist. 160 00:12:11,093 --> 00:12:14,346 Hey, uh, Phoebe? Look, uh... 161 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:19,560 I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. 162 00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:22,438 Parker's a nice guy, and I'd like to get to know him. 163 00:12:22,605 --> 00:12:23,856 Then you better do it now. 164 00:12:24,064 --> 00:12:26,525 - Why? - Because I'm gonna kill him. 165 00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:28,444 - What? - You guys were right. 166 00:12:28,611 --> 00:12:31,405 He's just too excited about everything. 167 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:36,035 I mean, I'm all for living life, but this is the Gellers' 35th anniversary. 168 00:12:36,243 --> 00:12:38,704 Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks. 169 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,415 I know. I'm having the worst time. 170 00:12:41,582 --> 00:12:45,753 There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates... 171 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,173 I slipped on a giant booger. 172 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:54,428 Are you sure it wasn't an oyster? 173 00:12:55,262 --> 00:12:58,140 I guess it could've been. I didn't really look at it. 174 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:02,353 I just wiped it on Chandler's coat and got the hell out of there. 175 00:13:02,603 --> 00:13:06,523 I just thought he was such a great guy. I was so excited about him. 176 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:10,152 Well, hey, you should be excited about him. 177 00:13:10,402 --> 00:13:12,738 There's nothing wrong with him. He's a good guy. 178 00:13:12,947 --> 00:13:14,949 - You think? - Yeah, know what I think? 179 00:13:15,157 --> 00:13:18,911 - We were all just being too negative. - You're right. 180 00:13:19,161 --> 00:13:24,208 You're right. He's just embracing life. We could all stand to be more like Parker. 181 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,962 You know what? I am like him. I'm a sunny, positive person. 182 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:31,465 - Actually, you have a little bit of an edge. - What's that now? 183 00:13:33,592 --> 00:13:36,303 - Oh, it's Parker. - Look, the Bunny Hop. 184 00:13:36,595 --> 00:13:38,222 - Oh, I love it. - You do? 185 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:43,143 Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music? Come on. 186 00:13:45,062 --> 00:13:47,773 Okay, it's time for the toast. 187 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:51,944 I know that normally Ross gives the toast, but this year I'm gonna do it. 188 00:13:54,113 --> 00:13:57,658 No, it's gonna be great. Really. 189 00:13:58,492 --> 00:13:59,910 Okay, um... 190 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:04,498 Mom, Dad, when I got married... 191 00:14:04,748 --> 00:14:08,168 one of the things that made me sure that I could do it... 192 00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:10,796 was the amazing example the two of you set for me. 193 00:14:11,422 --> 00:14:15,092 For that, and for so many other things, I wanna say thank you. 194 00:14:15,301 --> 00:14:18,887 I know I probably don't say it enough... 195 00:14:19,722 --> 00:14:21,765 but I love you. 196 00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:35,195 When I look around this room... 197 00:14:35,362 --> 00:14:39,241 I'm saddened by the thought of those who could not be with us. 198 00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:43,787 Nana, my beloved grandmother, who would so want to be here. 199 00:14:45,205 --> 00:14:47,041 But she can't... 200 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,876 because she's dead. 201 00:14:52,713 --> 00:14:55,632 As is our dog, Chi-Chi. 202 00:14:57,676 --> 00:15:00,679 I mean, look how cute she is— Was. 203 00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:05,851 Do me a favor, pass this to my parents. 204 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:11,148 Remember, um, she's dead, okay? Her and Nana, gone. 205 00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:16,820 Wow. 206 00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:20,783 Um... 207 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,577 Hey, does anybody remember when... 208 00:15:23,869 --> 00:15:29,416 Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? 209 00:15:30,876 --> 00:15:32,378 Didn't see that? 210 00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:35,839 No movie fans? 211 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:39,593 You want to hear something sad? 212 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,595 Um, the other day I was watching 60 Minutes... 213 00:15:41,762 --> 00:15:44,264 and there was this piece on these orphans in Romania... 214 00:15:44,515 --> 00:15:48,310 who have been so neglected that they were incapable of love. 215 00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:58,320 You people are made of stone. 216 00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,781 Here's to Mom and Dad. Whatever. 217 00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:11,708 Thank you, Monica. That was, uh, interesting. 218 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:15,921 - Wasn't it interesting, Jack? - Why don't I remember this dog? 219 00:16:19,299 --> 00:16:22,219 Ross? Why don't you give us your toast now? 220 00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:25,514 Oh, no, Mom. It's just Monica this year. 221 00:16:26,557 --> 00:16:30,936 You're not gonna say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary? 222 00:16:32,396 --> 00:16:34,148 No, of course, um... 223 00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:41,905 Um, everybody? Um, ahem, I just wanted to say... 224 00:16:42,072 --> 00:16:45,951 uh, on behalf of my new bride, Rachel... 225 00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:53,167 and myself, um, that if... 226 00:16:53,876 --> 00:16:59,339 If in 35 years, we're half as happy as you guys are... 227 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:02,634 we'll count ourselves the luckiest people in the world. 228 00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:06,263 Oh, Ross. 229 00:17:09,308 --> 00:17:13,937 I just wish Nana were alive to hear Ross' toast. 230 00:17:20,527 --> 00:17:23,947 My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway. 231 00:17:25,407 --> 00:17:29,620 Can I, um, get you something to drink, like a water and Valium? 232 00:17:30,787 --> 00:17:35,000 I must say, this apartment, it's... there are no words. 233 00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,836 - Oh, thank God. - It's a haven. 234 00:17:38,045 --> 00:17:43,383 - A third-floor paradise, a modern-day Eden. - Yeah, I know, I know. Uh-huh. Gotcha. 235 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:50,015 Listen, why don't we just, um, sit and relax, you know, just be with each other quietly. 236 00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:52,559 - That sounds great. - Uh-huh. 237 00:17:53,393 --> 00:17:57,314 My God, this is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on in my entire life. 238 00:17:57,564 --> 00:18:00,442 Let's try something else. Let's play a game. 239 00:18:00,651 --> 00:18:03,445 - I love games. - Shocking. 240 00:18:03,612 --> 00:18:07,407 Um, let's play the game of... 241 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:10,327 who can stay quiet the longest. 242 00:18:12,246 --> 00:18:13,747 Or Jenga. 243 00:18:14,957 --> 00:18:20,128 Let's play this one first, and remember, whoever talks first loses. 244 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:29,263 - I lose, now Jenga. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 245 00:18:30,264 --> 00:18:33,517 - Is something wrong? - Wrong? You know the word "wrong"? 246 00:18:33,684 --> 00:18:36,270 Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical? 247 00:18:36,562 --> 00:18:40,274 Everything isn't aglow with the light of a million fairies? 248 00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:42,776 They were just brake lights, Parker. 249 00:18:42,943 --> 00:18:47,030 Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam. 250 00:18:47,781 --> 00:18:51,034 But you don't have to put a good spin on everything. 251 00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:54,288 I'm sorry. That's who I am. I'm a positive person. 252 00:18:54,454 --> 00:18:55,998 No, I'm a positive person. 253 00:18:56,248 --> 00:19:00,377 You are like Santa Claus on Prozac. 254 00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:04,256 At Disneyland, getting laid. 255 00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:07,801 So, what do you want me to do? You want me to be more negative? 256 00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:11,555 - You want me to be less happy? - Much less happy. 257 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:15,892 Fine. Well, then to quote Ross, "I better be going." 258 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:19,313 So long. 259 00:19:19,479 --> 00:19:24,484 Hey. Don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out. 260 00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:33,952 Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life? 261 00:19:36,622 --> 00:19:42,794 We could've gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar. 262 00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:44,838 Ross, it just wouldn't have been feasible. 263 00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:49,593 But having a dove place the ring on your finger would've been no problem. 264 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:54,056 It was really fun being married to you tonight. 265 00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:57,351 Yeah, and it was the easiest 400 bucks I ever made. 266 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:02,439 - Okay, Ross, can I, um, ask you something? - Yeah. 267 00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:07,319 - That proposal at the planetarium? - I know, I know. It was stupid. 268 00:20:07,527 --> 00:20:13,450 Are you kidding? With the lilies, and the song and the stars? 269 00:20:13,617 --> 00:20:18,705 It was really wonderful. Did you just make that up? 270 00:20:19,039 --> 00:20:22,167 Uh, no, actually, I thought about it when we were going out. 271 00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:27,130 That's how I imagined I, uh, would ask you to marry me. 272 00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,633 Wow. 273 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:35,055 Well, that would've been, uh, very hard to say no to. 274 00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:39,685 Well, it's a good thing I didn't do it... 275 00:20:39,851 --> 00:20:43,480 because it sounds like it would have been a very expensive wedding. 276 00:20:49,695 --> 00:20:53,407 - Okay, good night. - Good night. 277 00:20:55,909 --> 00:21:00,664 Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up? 278 00:21:00,872 --> 00:21:04,209 - I will think about it. - That's all I'm asking. 279 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:10,215 Okay, that's it. I give up. 280 00:21:10,424 --> 00:21:14,094 At Mom and Dad's 40th anniversary, you're the one giving the speech. 281 00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:18,014 You know, I don't understand why they didn't cry. It was a beautiful speech. 282 00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:21,309 - Oh, come on. - Hey. That stuff you said about true love? 283 00:21:21,601 --> 00:21:26,106 You were right. I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad. 284 00:21:26,314 --> 00:21:30,026 And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. 285 00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:31,862 And what you said about Nana? 286 00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:36,700 Oh, yeah, she really would've wanted to be there. 287 00:21:37,159 --> 00:21:39,619 And you know what? 288 00:21:40,704 --> 00:21:42,831 I think she was. 289 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:47,961 Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it'?