1 00:00:05,785 --> 00:00:07,162 - Hi. - Hey. 2 00:00:07,328 --> 00:00:10,832 So, what's the final head count on my baby shower? 3 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,835 About 20. A couple people from work who had something else to do. 4 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:16,004 Also, your sisters called, neither can make it. 5 00:00:16,171 --> 00:00:18,840 What? You mean they're not coming to a social event... 6 00:00:19,007 --> 00:00:22,177 where there's no men and no booze? That's shocking. 7 00:00:23,511 --> 00:00:25,430 Well, I don't care. As long as my mom's here. 8 00:00:25,847 --> 00:00:29,601 - Oh, my God. Your mother. - What, my mom's not gonna be here? 9 00:00:29,809 --> 00:00:31,728 Well, given that we forgot to invite her... 10 00:00:31,895 --> 00:00:34,439 it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was. 11 00:00:34,856 --> 00:00:36,858 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:37,066 --> 00:00:39,861 Well, it wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations. 13 00:00:40,028 --> 00:00:42,739 Well, I don't have a mother. So often I forget other people— 14 00:00:42,947 --> 00:00:44,782 Oh, give it a rest. 15 00:00:45,575 --> 00:00:48,203 So my mother is not coming to my baby shower? 16 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:50,246 No. 17 00:00:50,663 --> 00:00:51,706 Neither is mine. 18 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:55,502 You know what? Don't worry. 19 00:00:55,668 --> 00:00:58,463 Okay? We'll take care of it. We'll call her. You go home and get ready. 20 00:00:58,630 --> 00:01:01,925 Please make sure she comes. It's really important to me. It's my mom. 21 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:05,220 - I know. What's her number? - I don't know. 22 00:01:05,428 --> 00:01:08,431 Go. I have it in my book. Go. 23 00:01:14,062 --> 00:01:17,982 Wait a minute. If you're in charge of invitations, why am I calling her? 24 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:21,236 Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi, uh, it's Monica Geller. 25 00:01:21,444 --> 00:01:23,071 - Oh, hello, Monica. Hi. 26 00:01:23,279 --> 00:01:27,158 Um, I know this is last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu... 27 00:01:27,408 --> 00:01:31,287 - ... baby shower for Rachel today. - I know. My daughters told me about it... 28 00:01:31,454 --> 00:01:34,499 when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago. 29 00:01:36,292 --> 00:01:39,921 - Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. For what, dear? 30 00:01:40,088 --> 00:01:42,215 For not inviting me, or for lying about it? 31 00:01:43,299 --> 00:01:46,135 Oh, my God. My ass is sweating. 32 00:01:48,096 --> 00:01:51,558 Please, please, can you come? It's today at 4. 33 00:01:52,517 --> 00:01:56,938 - Well, all right. I'll see you at 4. - Thank you. 34 00:01:57,146 --> 00:02:00,567 - Isn't it at 3? - Son of a bitch. 35 00:02:40,982 --> 00:02:42,817 - Hey, Joe. Wanna shoot some hoops? Hey. 36 00:02:43,109 --> 00:02:47,196 No, I can't go, I'm practicing. I got an audition to be the host of a game show. 37 00:02:47,363 --> 00:02:48,448 - Cool. - Great. 38 00:02:48,615 --> 00:02:51,784 Yeah, and if I get it, by day, I'll be Dr. Drake Ramoray. 39 00:02:51,951 --> 00:02:55,997 But by night, I'll be Joey Tribbiani. 40 00:02:56,623 --> 00:03:00,251 You'll be perfect for this. That's already your name. 41 00:03:00,668 --> 00:03:04,047 The audition's in a couple hours, and I don't even understand the game. 42 00:03:04,339 --> 00:03:05,673 Do you want some help? 43 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,676 Oh, really? That'd be great. Hey, you guys can be the contestants. 44 00:03:08,885 --> 00:03:10,511 Awesome. 45 00:03:10,678 --> 00:03:14,140 Okay, I guess we can lose to junior-high girls some other time. 46 00:03:14,682 --> 00:03:18,478 - All right. Let's play Bamboozled. - Bamboozled? 47 00:03:18,686 --> 00:03:19,687 Isn't that a cool name? 48 00:03:19,896 --> 00:03:20,980 Yeah. No. 49 00:03:21,147 --> 00:03:25,568 All right. Uh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. 50 00:03:25,777 --> 00:03:28,321 Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, Ross? 51 00:03:28,488 --> 00:03:32,867 Well, uh, I'm a paleontologist. Um, I live in New York. 52 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:37,914 I have a son, Ben. Uh, hi, Ben. And, uh— 53 00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:41,542 I said a little bit, Ross. Now, how about you, Chandler? 54 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:45,588 Well, Joey, I'm a headhunter. I hook up out-of-work Soviet scientists... 55 00:03:45,755 --> 00:03:49,217 with rogue Third World nations. Hi, Rasputin. 56 00:03:49,425 --> 00:03:53,096 Excellent. Let's play Bamboozled. Chandler, you'll go first. 57 00:03:53,304 --> 00:03:56,099 - What is the capital of Colombia? - Bogoté. 58 00:03:56,349 --> 00:03:58,601 It's Bogoda, but close enough. 59 00:04:00,770 --> 00:04:04,941 Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango Card. 60 00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:09,237 - What does a Wicked Wango Card do? - I should know that. 61 00:04:10,405 --> 00:04:12,740 Let's see. Just one moment, please, um... 62 00:04:12,907 --> 00:04:19,205 Here we are. A Wicked Wango Card determines whether you go higher or lower. 63 00:04:19,372 --> 00:04:21,708 Higher or lower than what? 64 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:27,213 - This is embarrassing. - Can you believe how lame this is? 65 00:04:27,380 --> 00:04:32,760 I'm sorry. I don't believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other. 66 00:04:35,888 --> 00:04:39,434 Oh, I told the stripper to be here at 5. That's good, right? 67 00:04:41,644 --> 00:04:44,939 You ordered a stripper for the shower? That is totally inappropriate. 68 00:04:45,148 --> 00:04:47,024 Why? He's gonna be dressed as a baby. 69 00:04:49,110 --> 00:04:52,780 Oh, hi, Mrs. Green. I'm so glad you could make it. 70 00:04:52,947 --> 00:04:55,324 Yes, thank you so much. And again, we're so sorry. 71 00:04:55,491 --> 00:04:57,118 We could not feel worse about it. 72 00:04:57,910 --> 00:04:59,454 Try. 73 00:05:00,663 --> 00:05:02,457 There's my little girl. 74 00:05:03,124 --> 00:05:05,293 - She's still mad. - Yeah, I know. 75 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:08,504 Isn't it great? One less person we have to make small talk with. 76 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:12,967 Phoebe, Sandra's mad at you too. It doesn't bother you? 77 00:05:13,134 --> 00:05:17,138 Look, we've apologized twice. I can't do any more than that. 78 00:05:17,305 --> 00:05:19,807 I know you hate it when people are mad at you... 79 00:05:19,974 --> 00:05:23,102 but, you know, you just have to be okay with it. 80 00:05:23,269 --> 00:05:26,606 Okay. I can do that. Heh. 81 00:05:26,773 --> 00:05:30,026 - I gotta go powder my ass. - Oh. 82 00:05:30,318 --> 00:05:33,321 Look at that face. Just like when you were in high school. 83 00:05:33,488 --> 00:05:37,950 If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a cheerleader in trouble. 84 00:05:38,117 --> 00:05:39,660 - Come on, let's get some tea. - Okay. 85 00:05:39,827 --> 00:05:43,164 Ooh, my. Look at that. Only three weeks to go. 86 00:05:43,331 --> 00:05:44,832 Now, have you picked your nanny yet? 87 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:46,876 I don't want you to just use your housekeeper... 88 00:05:47,043 --> 00:05:48,544 because it'll just split her focus. 89 00:05:48,711 --> 00:05:52,840 Oh. Actually, I'm not gonna use a nanny. And, uh, I don't even have a housekeeper. 90 00:05:53,049 --> 00:05:54,967 It's like you're a cave person. 91 00:05:56,969 --> 00:05:58,679 Rachel, you must get a nanny. 92 00:05:58,846 --> 00:06:01,098 You don't know how overwhelming this is gonna be. 93 00:06:01,265 --> 00:06:04,477 When you were a baby, I had full-time help. I had Mrs. K. 94 00:06:04,644 --> 00:06:08,648 Mrs. K. Oh, yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. 95 00:06:08,815 --> 00:06:11,526 I actually think I remember some of it: 96 00:06:16,489 --> 00:06:19,200 - Such a sweet woman. - Yeah. 97 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:22,370 Well, however great she was, I just can't afford that. 98 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,205 - Oh, Rachel. - What? 99 00:06:24,372 --> 00:06:28,209 I just had the greatest idea. I'm gonna come live with you. 100 00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:31,003 What? What? 101 00:06:31,212 --> 00:06:34,674 Oh, I'm so happy I'm gonna do this for my little girl. 102 00:06:35,716 --> 00:06:39,512 Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes. 103 00:06:41,055 --> 00:06:43,850 Yes, yes, I do. 104 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,978 All right, Ross, you're in the lead. 105 00:06:47,186 --> 00:06:50,481 Would you like to take another question, or spin the Wheel of Mayhem? 106 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:54,402 The Wheel has not been my friend tonight, Joey. Uh... 107 00:06:54,569 --> 00:06:56,404 I'll take another question. 108 00:06:56,612 --> 00:06:59,031 Okay. This is gonna be tough. Hold your breath. 109 00:06:59,198 --> 00:07:00,658 It's okay. I'm ready. 110 00:07:00,825 --> 00:07:03,911 No, dude, you gotta hold your breath till you're ready to answer the question. 111 00:07:04,078 --> 00:07:07,081 - It's part of the game. - This is ridiculous. He's not gonna hold— 112 00:07:08,416 --> 00:07:14,714 Okay. What do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia? Triska... 113 00:07:14,881 --> 00:07:18,968 Holy cow. That's a big word. Tris... 114 00:07:19,135 --> 00:07:21,596 Seriously, look at this thing, Chandler. How do you say that? 115 00:07:21,762 --> 00:07:23,431 - Let me see that. - This one right here. 116 00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:28,769 - Triskaidekaphobia. - Fear of Triscuits. 117 00:07:28,936 --> 00:07:33,316 - No. No. Fear of the number 13. - Fear of Triscuits? 118 00:07:33,566 --> 00:07:36,944 It's possible. They have really sharp edges. 119 00:07:38,321 --> 00:07:39,780 All right, Chandler, you're up. 120 00:07:40,031 --> 00:07:43,618 Wait a minute. I believe I'm entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn. 121 00:07:43,784 --> 00:07:48,122 - This game makes no sense. - You're just upset because you're losing. 122 00:07:48,289 --> 00:07:50,875 Oh, come on, Ross. I think we're all losers here. 123 00:07:52,919 --> 00:07:56,672 All right. Chandler, you can either spin the Wheel or pick a Google Card. 124 00:07:56,839 --> 00:08:00,468 Let me think, let me think. Oh, uh, I don't care. 125 00:08:02,428 --> 00:08:04,096 You must choose, Mr. Bing. 126 00:08:04,263 --> 00:08:08,643 - Either. It makes no difference. - Choose, you jackass. 127 00:08:09,644 --> 00:08:13,272 - I'll take a card. - Okay, you picked the Gimme Card. 128 00:08:13,439 --> 00:08:16,567 - You get all of Ross' points. - What? 129 00:08:17,318 --> 00:08:18,986 This game is kind of fun. 130 00:08:20,154 --> 00:08:23,282 You don't think it's a little crazy that you get all my points—? 131 00:08:23,491 --> 00:08:26,869 I don't think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other. 132 00:08:29,664 --> 00:08:33,125 - Why did you invite my mother? What? 133 00:08:33,292 --> 00:08:36,587 She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby. 134 00:08:36,837 --> 00:08:39,173 - For how long? - Eight weeks. 135 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:43,094 I mean, I love my mother, but, my God, a long lunch with her is taxing. 136 00:08:44,095 --> 00:08:47,098 I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me. 137 00:08:47,306 --> 00:08:48,349 She can't hear you. 138 00:08:51,018 --> 00:08:52,687 You guys, come on. What am I gonna do? 139 00:08:52,853 --> 00:08:56,065 If you don't want your mother to move in with you, just tell her. 140 00:08:56,857 --> 00:08:59,860 You're right. You're right. I'm about to have a baby. 141 00:09:00,027 --> 00:09:03,197 I can tell my mother that I don't want her to be sleeping on my couch. 142 00:09:03,364 --> 00:09:06,701 Oh, my God. She's gonna wanna sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen. 143 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:07,994 That's right. That is right. 144 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,163 You go over there and tell her you do not want her to live with you. 145 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:13,624 - Do not take no for an answer. - Okay. 146 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:18,462 This is great. Now she's gonna be mad at Rachel. 147 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:23,718 And I'm just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had. 148 00:09:25,136 --> 00:09:27,263 I have new respect for Chandler. 149 00:09:29,765 --> 00:09:34,061 All right, everybody. It's time to open the presents. 150 00:09:34,228 --> 00:09:37,231 Yes, and I think that the first gift that Rachel opens... 151 00:09:37,398 --> 00:09:39,859 should be from the grandmother of the baby. 152 00:09:40,026 --> 00:09:44,405 Because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world. 153 00:09:46,407 --> 00:09:49,827 Well, um, I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute. 154 00:09:49,994 --> 00:09:54,206 But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention. 155 00:09:56,751 --> 00:10:00,629 How about you less important people? Let's open your presents. 156 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:06,218 - Mom, it's okay that you didn't get a gift. - Well, I kind of did. 157 00:10:06,385 --> 00:10:08,721 - Me. Eight weeks of me. - Yeah. 158 00:10:08,888 --> 00:10:12,725 Okay. See, Mom, the truth is, I can do this on my own. 159 00:10:12,892 --> 00:10:15,644 Sweetheart, I know you're gonna be a terrific mom. 160 00:10:15,811 --> 00:10:18,856 I just think you need a little help, especially at the beginning. 161 00:10:19,023 --> 00:10:21,609 But, Mom, I really know what I'm doing. I can handle this. 162 00:10:21,776 --> 00:10:23,611 Really? Remember Twinkles? 163 00:10:23,819 --> 00:10:27,782 He was a hamster. I'm not gonna vacuum up my baby. 164 00:10:27,948 --> 00:10:31,285 Okay, come on, Rach. It's present time. 165 00:10:31,452 --> 00:10:34,455 You know, you're the glue holding this whole party together. 166 00:10:34,622 --> 00:10:36,999 It's kind of falling apart here. 167 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:40,377 - Ooh, look. Wow. 168 00:10:40,544 --> 00:10:42,254 This is from your friends at work. 169 00:10:42,421 --> 00:10:48,094 Ooh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Oh, I know what this is. 170 00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:50,096 Wait a minute. 171 00:10:50,262 --> 00:10:53,224 That can't be right. 172 00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:56,435 Is that a beer bong for a baby? 173 00:10:57,978 --> 00:11:00,314 Darling, that's a breast pump. 174 00:11:00,815 --> 00:11:07,279 Heh. Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. 175 00:11:07,488 --> 00:11:10,032 Ooh, wow. What's this? 176 00:11:10,282 --> 00:11:13,828 - It's a Diaper Genie. - Oh, it dispenses clean diapers. 177 00:11:13,994 --> 00:11:15,955 No, it's where you put dirty ones. 178 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:20,167 Well, that's gross. Why don't you just take it outside and throw it in a Dumpster? 179 00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:25,339 - You're gonna do that 10 times a day? - What, it goes 10 times a day? 180 00:11:25,506 --> 00:11:28,050 What are we feeding this baby, Indian food? 181 00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:31,387 No, dear. That's what babies do. 182 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:34,890 Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart. 183 00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:41,897 Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while you trot out to the garbage? 184 00:11:42,523 --> 00:11:44,900 I don't know, I'd leave it on the changing table? 185 00:11:46,318 --> 00:11:50,364 - What? What did I do? What did I do? - You can't leave a baby alone. 186 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:53,200 Of course, I know that. 187 00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:56,245 I mean, of course you never leave a baby alone. Ha, ha. 188 00:11:56,412 --> 00:11:58,873 I mean, it would— She wouldn't be safe. 189 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:03,210 You know, not as safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Ha, ha. 190 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:07,298 Okay, you know what? Opening the presents is a little overwhelming right now. 191 00:12:07,464 --> 00:12:10,843 So I think, um, I'm just gonna maybe open them all a little bit later. 192 00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:13,554 But thank you all for coming, and for these beautiful gifts... 193 00:12:13,721 --> 00:12:17,850 - ... and this basket is beautiful. - It's actually a bassinet. 194 00:12:19,393 --> 00:12:22,563 Okay, Mommy, don't ever leave me. 195 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:28,611 In what John Huston film would you hear this line: 196 00:12:28,777 --> 00:12:30,696 "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." 197 00:12:30,863 --> 00:12:32,448 - Treasure of the Sierra Madre. - Correct. 198 00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:34,033 There's a possible Backwards Bonus. 199 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,578 - Madre Sierra the of Treasure. - Yes. 200 00:12:37,995 --> 00:12:40,706 I'd like to go up the Ladder of Chance to the Golden Mud Hut, please. 201 00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:42,208 - Wise choice. How many rungs? - Six. 202 00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:49,006 - That noise can only mean one thing. Hungry Monkey. 203 00:12:49,423 --> 00:12:53,219 - I'd like a Wicked Wango Card. - Okay. It's an audio question. 204 00:12:53,385 --> 00:12:55,930 Name this television theme song: 205 00:12:58,766 --> 00:13:01,602 Oh. Oh, my God. Okay, I know this. Give me a second. 206 00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:03,771 - Tell it to the Time Turtle. - Shut up. 207 00:13:03,938 --> 00:13:06,148 - I Dream of Jeannie. - Yes. Yes, you're back in the lead. 208 00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:07,691 Uh, I'd like to spin the Wheel. 209 00:13:13,948 --> 00:13:15,032 Oh, come on. 210 00:13:15,199 --> 00:13:18,077 Uh, uh, Super Speedy Speed Round. 211 00:13:18,244 --> 00:13:21,038 - Is there a Hopping Bonus? - Of course. 212 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,752 - Who invented bifocals? - Ben Franklin. 213 00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:29,755 Correct. Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest? 214 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,215 - Queen Victoria. - Correct again. 215 00:13:31,423 --> 00:13:34,969 But you forgot to switch legs between questions. So no Hopping Bonus. 216 00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:38,013 - Oh! Every time. - Yeah. 217 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:41,558 - Now over to Chandler. - I'd like a Google Card. 218 00:13:42,351 --> 00:13:47,064 - Are you sure? - Yes. No. Google. 219 00:13:48,649 --> 00:13:52,403 Oh, my God. Congratulations, Ross. Because, Chandler... 220 00:13:52,569 --> 00:13:54,738 - ... you've been Bamboozled. - No! 221 00:13:54,947 --> 00:13:59,743 - Yes! - This is the best game ever! 222 00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:03,539 So, um, you're gonna stay with me as long as I need you? 223 00:14:03,706 --> 00:14:06,375 - Of course I am. - Mom, I swear I'm not an idiot. 224 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:09,545 I read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth. 225 00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:14,049 But I just didn't think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. 226 00:14:14,216 --> 00:14:15,926 And, guess what, the baby's coming... 227 00:14:16,093 --> 00:14:19,972 and I don't know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my Diaper Genie? 228 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:24,435 Oh, sweetie, you're gonna be fine. 229 00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:27,855 - Wait, where you going? - I'm going to the bathroom. 230 00:14:28,063 --> 00:14:31,734 Now, don't worry. Everything's gonna be okay. 231 00:14:33,694 --> 00:14:35,904 It is gonna be okay. 232 00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:42,202 Worth a shot. 233 00:14:43,704 --> 00:14:45,205 - Hey. Hey. 234 00:14:45,372 --> 00:14:46,957 Why are you all red and sweaty? 235 00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:49,710 I just Bamboozled Chandler. 236 00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:55,090 Which is not a sexual thing. 237 00:14:57,092 --> 00:14:59,887 - Well, that was a quick shower. - Not if you were here. 238 00:15:01,722 --> 00:15:03,557 Wow, looks like we got a lot of good stuff. 239 00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:06,560 We did. But my mom got us the greatest gift of all. 240 00:15:06,769 --> 00:15:08,729 A Play-Doh Barbershop? 241 00:15:09,897 --> 00:15:14,026 No. She's going to live with us for eight weeks. 242 00:15:14,276 --> 00:15:15,652 What? 243 00:15:15,861 --> 00:15:19,656 Yes. She's gonna help us take care of the baby. Woo-hoo. 244 00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:22,743 You're not serious. 245 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,411 I mean, she's a very nice woman... 246 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:27,247 but there's no way we can take eight weeks of her. 247 00:15:27,414 --> 00:15:29,458 - She'll drive us totally crazy— - Hi, Ross. 248 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,835 Hey, roomie. 249 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,969 Hey, Joey, hi, I'm Ray. I'm the producer of the show. 250 00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:43,847 It's a pleasure to meet you, Ray. 251 00:15:44,473 --> 00:15:47,267 And this is Duncan and Erin. They're gonna help out with the audition. 252 00:15:47,434 --> 00:15:48,769 So let's get the camera rolling. 253 00:15:48,936 --> 00:15:52,940 - Righty-0, Ray. - Whenever you're ready. 254 00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:57,694 Hello. I'm Joey Tribbiani. Let's play Bamboozled. 255 00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:02,533 Erin, you get the first question. In hockey, who is known as "The Great One"? 256 00:16:02,783 --> 00:16:03,951 - Wayne Gretzky. - Correct. 257 00:16:04,159 --> 00:16:08,038 Now, would you like to pick a Wicked Wango Card or spin the Wheel of Mayhem? 258 00:16:08,288 --> 00:16:11,458 Uh, Joey, didn't your agents give you the revised rules? 259 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,711 We've eliminated all that. No wheel. No cards. 260 00:16:14,878 --> 00:16:16,213 What? Why? 261 00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:21,385 Well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didn't follow it. 262 00:16:21,552 --> 00:16:25,389 What's complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance... 263 00:16:25,556 --> 00:16:28,892 past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey. 264 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:32,229 You yank his tail, and boom, you're in Paradise Pond. 265 00:16:32,855 --> 00:16:34,773 Yeah. All that's gone. 266 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:38,360 Um, it's basically just a simple question-and-answer game now. 267 00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:41,029 Well, what's fun about that? 268 00:16:41,196 --> 00:16:43,073 You expect me to be the host of a boring game... 269 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,492 that's just people standing around answering questions? 270 00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:48,412 Well, there'll be women in bikinis holding up the scores. 271 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,540 Let's play Bamboozled. 272 00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:54,418 And all those dinosaur knickknacks you have... 273 00:16:54,585 --> 00:16:57,588 Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage. 274 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:02,342 - Well, we don't have a garage. - Did I say garage? I meant garbage. 275 00:17:04,428 --> 00:17:09,433 You know what, Mrs. Green? Maybe it's not absolutely vital that you live with us. 276 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:15,314 - Well, Rachel needs help with the baby. - I do. I really do. I don't know anything. 277 00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:17,191 I'm sure that's not true. 278 00:17:17,399 --> 00:17:20,235 Oh, no? Pheebs, Monica, do I know anything about babies? 279 00:17:20,402 --> 00:17:23,489 - Nope. Not a thing. - Mm-mm. It's frightening. 280 00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:26,783 Well, um, you know what? Even if she doesn't know anything, I do. 281 00:17:26,992 --> 00:17:30,204 I have a son. His mother and I didn't live together. 282 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:33,957 Whenever he was with me, I took care of him all the time, by myself. 283 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:38,003 - That's true. You do have another child. - Yeah. 284 00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:40,547 With another woman. 285 00:17:40,756 --> 00:17:42,716 Have you no control, Ross? 286 00:17:46,094 --> 00:17:47,346 That's a different issue. 287 00:17:49,223 --> 00:17:53,977 Um, the point is, when the baby comes, I will be there to feed her... 288 00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:55,812 and bathe her and change her. 289 00:17:55,979 --> 00:17:58,690 And more than that, I want to do all those things. 290 00:18:00,192 --> 00:18:02,694 Well, then you don't need me to live with you. 291 00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,404 Yes! 292 00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:08,951 Yes. You're gonna be so missed. 293 00:18:09,409 --> 00:18:10,911 You're gonna be a great father. 294 00:18:11,078 --> 00:18:13,455 Well, you're gonna be a wonderful grandma. 295 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:17,834 Hello? I still don't know what the hell I'm doing. 296 00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:21,338 Come on, every first-time mother feels that way. 297 00:18:21,505 --> 00:18:27,511 You're gonna pick it up. Hey, you will. Look, when you first came to the city... 298 00:18:27,678 --> 00:18:30,347 you were this spoiled, helpless little girl... 299 00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:33,016 who still used Daddy's credit cards, remember? 300 00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,644 I hope you're going somewhere with this. 301 00:18:36,436 --> 00:18:39,273 Look at you. You're this big executive. 302 00:18:39,439 --> 00:18:42,150 You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. 303 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:45,821 I have no doubt you're gonna be an incredible mother. 304 00:18:46,738 --> 00:18:49,866 - Really? - I'm telling you. 305 00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:52,661 Thank you. 306 00:18:55,038 --> 00:18:57,124 All right, you two. I'm gonna get going. 307 00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,002 Oh. - Oh, no, sweetheart, you stay put. 308 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:03,964 I'll let myself out. It's like I'm not here. Which I almost wasn't. 309 00:19:06,341 --> 00:19:11,597 You're just so funny. You're so funny. What do I do? 310 00:19:11,972 --> 00:19:15,809 Nothing. You have apologized to her like a million times. 311 00:19:15,976 --> 00:19:18,312 And she's been nothing but terrible to you. 312 00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:20,439 And don't forget, you just threw her daughter... 313 00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:24,568 a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower. 314 00:19:24,735 --> 00:19:29,823 - And she hasn't even thanked you for it. - You know what? You're right. 315 00:19:30,073 --> 00:19:33,118 Yeah, I mean, if you wanna say anything to her, I'd tell her off. 316 00:19:33,285 --> 00:19:34,828 - Really? - Uh-huh. 317 00:19:36,288 --> 00:19:38,582 Okay, I will. 318 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,126 Mrs. Green? 319 00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:42,836 Mrs. Green? 320 00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:45,922 It is rude to leave a party without saying goodbye to the host. 321 00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:48,508 And also, when someone apologizes to you... 322 00:19:48,675 --> 00:19:50,761 the decent thing to do is to accept it. 323 00:19:50,927 --> 00:19:53,388 Because what I did to you, it wasn't on purpose. 324 00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:57,225 But what you're doing to me now is plain spiteful. 325 00:19:57,434 --> 00:19:58,769 - Spiteful? That's right. 326 00:19:59,019 --> 00:20:02,898 Maybe it's time you took a good, hard look in the mirror, young lady. 327 00:20:03,065 --> 00:20:04,816 Old lady. 328 00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:06,818 Lady. 329 00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:09,863 Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. 330 00:20:10,739 --> 00:20:15,661 So whenever you're ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day. 331 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,167 I can't feel my legs. 332 00:20:22,918 --> 00:20:25,837 You were fantastic. I'm so proud of you. 333 00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:30,050 - Yeah? I'm proud of me too. - You should be. 334 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,844 - Could you get me something to drink? - You got it. 335 00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:38,266 Mrs. Green? Okay, I'm really sorry. I apologize. If you just— Aah! 336 00:20:41,186 --> 00:20:43,939 Okay. I bit my tongue. 337 00:20:44,606 --> 00:20:47,943 But I'm still really sorry. 338 00:20:54,491 --> 00:20:56,576 - Okay, I'm ready. - You sure? 339 00:20:56,743 --> 00:20:59,705 Yes. I've done my studying, and I really know my stuff. 340 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:02,082 All right, then. 341 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,378 Rachel Green, let's play Bamboozled. 342 00:21:07,003 --> 00:21:09,756 How do you test the temperature of the baby's bathwater? 343 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,050 - Uh, put your elbow in it. - Excellent. 344 00:21:12,259 --> 00:21:16,596 - How do you put a baby down for a nap? - Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers. 345 00:21:16,763 --> 00:21:17,848 That's correct. 346 00:21:18,056 --> 00:21:22,102 This is an audio question. What do you do when a baby makes this sound: 347 00:21:27,065 --> 00:21:29,651 Uh, check if it's wet, check if it's hungry, burp it. 348 00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:34,781 Excellent. Now, do you want another question or a Wicked Wango Card? 349 00:21:35,031 --> 00:21:38,452 - A card. A card. I pick a card. - Oh, I'm sorry. 350 00:21:38,618 --> 00:21:42,372 You've been Bamboozled. You're gonna be a terrible mother. 351 00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,462 I've lost sight of why we're doing this.