1 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,714 Hey, I'm all packed and ready to go. 2 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:11,593 Well, that's right. Daddy and Uncle Joey are going on a trip today. 3 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:14,138 We're going to a conference in Barbados. Right? 4 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,682 - Uh-huh. - Can you say, "Barbados"? 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,517 Barbados. 6 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,732 Okay. I got to say, it means so much to me that you guys are coming 7 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:27,401 all the way over there to hear me give my speech. 8 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:30,404 Ooh, and I have a surprise. I had to pull some strings, 9 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:35,701 but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference. That's right! 10 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:42,332 These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars. 11 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:46,628 Do you have anything that will get us out of them? 12 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,746 Yeah, Ross, I mean, we're excited 13 00:00:48,771 --> 00:00:50,590 to hear the speech, but the rest of the time, 14 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,676 we're going to want to do, you know, island stuff. 15 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,054 I think David will probably want to hear a few lectures. 16 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:57,264 - Oh, right, because he's a scientist. - No, no, 17 00:00:57,532 --> 00:00:59,680 well, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for eight years, 18 00:00:59,705 --> 00:01:01,225 and if he gets too much direct sunlight, 19 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,062 he'll die. 20 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,355 Okay, we better go. Yeah? 21 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:08,275 - So we'll see you guys tomorrow. - All right, let's do it. 22 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:11,111 A five-hour flight with Charlie, have a couple drinks, 23 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,739 get under that blanket and do what comes natural. 24 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,117 It's a blanket, Joe, not a cloak of invisibility. 25 00:01:18,921 --> 00:01:22,921 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 26 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:20,681 - Wow. This place is beautiful. - Look at all these paleontologists! 27 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:25,060 I know. There are going to be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow. 28 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,938 Oh, my God, I can't believe you're here. 29 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,314 I think I've been recognized. 30 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:33,861 - This happens all the time. - Dr. Geller, I am such a huge fan. 31 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,446 That never happens. 32 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:41,034 I've been following your career for years. I can't wait for your keynote speech. 33 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:45,873 - Wow. This is very flattering. - I would love your autograph. 34 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,835 Uh... sure. Um... 35 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,044 - dear... - Sarah. 36 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:55,340 Sarah... I... dig you. 37 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,470 - Dr. Ross Geller. - Oh, thank you so much. 38 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:04,975 Sure. Oh, and, Sarah, I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, Professor Wheeler. 39 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:09,229 - And this is Joey Tribbiani. - Are you a paleontologist? 40 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:12,941 No, God, no, no. No, no, I'm an actor. 41 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:16,695 You probably recognize me from a little show called "The Days of Our Lives." 42 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:21,575 Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives." There's no "the." 43 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:30,042 Okay, Ross. Boy, this guy... yeah. No, I play Dr. Drake Ramoray. 44 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:35,422 - I'm sorry, I don't own a TV. - You don't own a TV? 45 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,966 What's all your furniture pointed at? 46 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,347 David, can you help me? 47 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:47,017 I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air. 48 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:50,020 Oh, certainly, that's a combination of Bernoulli's Principle 49 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:53,732 - and Newton's Third Law of Motion. - See? 50 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,361 Yeah, that's the same as, "It has something to do with wind." 51 00:03:57,762 --> 00:04:00,213 All right, I'm going to go pick up a few things for the trip. 52 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,448 Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now, tomorrow... 53 00:04:02,473 --> 00:04:04,892 do you guys want to share a cab to the airport, 54 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,662 or should Mike and I just meet you there? 55 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:13,043 Mike? Who's Mike? 56 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,506 - Mike's your... your ex, uh, boyfriend. - That's right! 57 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,842 Oh, yeah. Wow. I had totally forgotten about him. 58 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:24,772 That's a... that's a blast from the past, huh? 59 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:27,331 No, it's okay, it's okay. Honest mistake. 60 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,477 It really doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know... 61 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,438 Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time. 62 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,610 - She does? - Let's get you out of here. 63 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,076 Well, at least you took me down with you. 64 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:50,455 I'm so sorry. I just... I keep thinking about Mike. 65 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:54,668 I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. 66 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:58,714 Why... why do I miss Mike? That's just... that's... that's going to go away, right? 67 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:01,216 - Well, I guess, in time. - Yeah. 68 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,052 I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone. 69 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:09,516 You just did it again. Chandler... your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone. 70 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,354 Boy, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, huh? 71 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:17,024 I wouldn't read too much into it. 72 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,819 Still, you know, a girl calls you by her ex-boyfriend's name, 73 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,822 - that's not a good thing, right? - David, let me stop you there, 74 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:28,535 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. 75 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,997 See, if you want advice, go to Ross or Monica, or Joey 76 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,793 if the thing you want advice about is pizza toppings 77 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:37,360 or a burning sensation when you pee. 78 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:42,632 Sorry, I just... wish there was something I could do, you know? 79 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:46,636 - Well... well, you know Phoebe... - Seriously, we're going to do this? 80 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:50,766 I'm sorry. I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know? 81 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:55,771 - Why did Phoebe and Mike break up? - Oh, because his penis was too big. 82 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:02,778 I'm sorry. That's the kind of thing I do. 83 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,865 They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. 84 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,951 Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage? 85 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:14,456 That's great. That's... that's great. I'll propose to her. 86 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:15,957 What? 87 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,585 Well, I was probably going to do it at some point. 88 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,713 - No, I didn't mean now. - Well, why not? It's brilliant. 89 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:25,008 Good-bye, Mike. We'll see you at the wedding, fella. 90 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,844 Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding, but... 91 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,219 well, thank you, Chandler. Sincerely, thank you. 92 00:06:30,244 --> 00:06:31,414 Well, you're welcome. 93 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,183 Glad I could help. 94 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:38,021 - How do you think I should propose? - David, I'm pretending to read here. 95 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,773 I'm sorry. 96 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,196 Yeah. How you doing? Uh-huh. 97 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,657 - Hey, hey. - Hey. 98 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,493 You said you were going to wear a thong. Where's the thong? 99 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:57,082 Ha, ha, I didn't mean a thong. I meant thongs. 100 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:00,669 You really should have been more clear about that. 101 00:07:02,736 --> 00:07:04,736 - Hey. - Hey. 102 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:07,801 You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs. 103 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,595 Oh, uh, uh, Britney Spears. 104 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:13,723 Yeah, she never misses these conferences. 105 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,686 - No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz! - Oh, my God! 106 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,980 - I know. - Did you talk to him? 107 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,816 Oh, yeah. What am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz? 108 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:26,903 You could say, "Hey, Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" 109 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:30,240 - You ready to go? - You... you're going to go now? 110 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:34,202 - I thought we could hang out. - Oh, I can't. I have seminars all day, 111 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,288 and I promised Ross I'd look at his speech. 112 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:42,502 But maybe we could have dinner later? Out on the balcony? It would be romantic. 113 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,337 Will you wear a thong? 114 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:46,798 I will if you will. 115 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,178 You got yourself a very weird deal. 116 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,849 I'm good. I have dinner plans, so... 117 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,603 - So, you going to be okay? - Yeah, yeah. 118 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:03,648 I got tons of stuff I could do. I'm going to hit the beach, go swimming... 119 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,567 Joe, have you looked outside? 120 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,153 No. Why? 121 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,450 - Oh, man! - There's an indoor pool. 122 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,951 - You could swim there. - Yeah. 123 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:18,747 I wasn't going to swim. I was going to dig a hole. 124 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,671 Wow, that "Mike" thing was interesting. I don't know what's going to happen 125 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:31,426 - with Phoebe and David. - I do. Want a hint, huh? 126 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:36,640 I do. I do. 127 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,060 Okay, I'm sensing this is some kind of wordplay, 128 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:43,188 because you are pink with barely controlled glee. 129 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:48,401 - David's going to propose to Phoebe. - What? Why? 130 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:51,905 Because we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike, 131 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,407 and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married. 132 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,952 Chandler, we have talked about this. 133 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:59,871 You are not supposed to give people advice! 134 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,209 Now, couldn't you have made some sort of inappropriate joke? 135 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,503 I did! A penis one. 136 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,756 Just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said? 137 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,008 They've only been going out for a few weeks. 138 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:16,555 Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike. I mean, she'll say no, 139 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:20,225 David's heart will be broken, it'll be too hard for them to recover from, 140 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:23,395 and then Phoebe will end up alone again. 141 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,356 Man, that's some bad advice. 142 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,366 Oh, hey. Thank God you guys are here. 143 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:40,078 - What... what's going on? - Everything is upside down here. 144 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:45,875 It rains all day long, nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous. 145 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,629 All right, I don't want to alarm anybody, 146 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:53,300 but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed. 147 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,595 Okay, when I go places with high humidity, 148 00:09:56,762 --> 00:10:00,015 it gets a little extra body, okay? 149 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:04,185 That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross. 150 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,479 Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in. 151 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,733 Oh, honey... make sure we get a king-size bed. 152 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:14,446 Oh, David, get one for us, too. Oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one. 153 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,490 And with mirrors on the ceiling. 154 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,411 And make sure our room isn't next to theirs. 155 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,998 Oh, you guys are so lucky you're here with people. 156 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,208 You know, it's just such a romantic place. 157 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:32,005 That's all... I just wish I could... share it with a guy. 158 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,259 - Not Joey. - Not Joey, no. 159 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,894 I was... I was just lusting after Chandler. 160 00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:41,288 Yeah, right. 161 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:48,355 So, um... I'm proposing to Phoebe tonight. 162 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,231 Tonight? 163 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,610 Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? 164 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,821 Oh, there it is. 165 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,532 Yes, well, being a failed scientist, 166 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,951 doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. 167 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:05,538 That's, um, that's one-seventieth of a carat. 168 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:09,250 And the clarity is... is quite poor. 169 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,671 Nice. 170 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,258 - Monica, can I talk to you for a second? - Okay. 171 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,302 David's going to propose to Phoebe tonight. 172 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:22,514 See what happens when you give people advice? 173 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:26,184 - Well, I hope you told him not to. - That would be advice! 174 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,270 Okay, fine. I'll handle this. 175 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,900 - Phoebe? - Yeah? 176 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:38,571 - I need to talk to you. - Are you leaving the Supremes? 177 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:50,375 Okay, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. 178 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,627 David's going to propose to you tonight. 179 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,463 Wow. Really? 180 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,383 That's fantastic. 181 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,262 What? Are you serious? You want to marry him? 182 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,515 - What about Mike? - Oh, okay, you want me to marry Mike? 183 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,892 All right, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him 184 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,395 and force him down the aisle, okay? 185 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,897 I mean, I can just see it. "Mike, do you take Phoebe?" 186 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,237 You know, it's every girl's dream. 187 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,907 Do you really think that marrying someone else is the right answer? 188 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:27,370 Sure. Look, okay, bottom line... I love Mike... David! 189 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,416 Uh... David. I love David. 190 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,335 Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Roseannadanna. 191 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:43,428 "By using CT scans and computer imaging, we can, in a very real way, 192 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:48,475 bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21st century." 193 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,519 It's great. 194 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,521 You're going to be the hit of the conference. 195 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,231 Oh, and you know what? It'll be even better tomorrow 196 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,026 because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey 197 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:01,154 checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. 198 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,368 - Hey, guys. - The chocolates aren't here yet. 199 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,579 Damn it! 200 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:12,081 Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic. 201 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:15,752 Oh, is it on the computer? 'Cause I'd love to give it a read. 202 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,047 If you want to check your e-mail, just ask. 203 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,049 What? May I? 204 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:28,932 What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for dino week, 205 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,768 nobody said anything about it being monsoon season. 206 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,321 Actually, the wet season is June to December. 207 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,004 It's not the time, Charlie. 208 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,941 Oh, no. No, no! Dear God, no! 209 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,152 Oh, what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? 210 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,491 Secret teapot? 211 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,285 Your computer, I don't know what... everything's gone. 212 00:13:49,353 --> 00:13:51,533 - What do you mean? - It must be a virus. 213 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,790 I think it erased your hard drive. 214 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,501 What? Oh, my God. What did you do? 215 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,420 Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail, and I opened it. 216 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:03,675 - Why? Why would you open it? - Well, it didn't say, "This is a virus." 217 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,469 - What did it say? - "Nude... 218 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,598 "pictures of Anna Kournikova." 219 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,102 - I'm so sorry. - What am I going to do? 220 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,729 - My speech is gone, Chandler. - It's not gone. 221 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,649 I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right? 222 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,734 No, I don't! 223 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,863 Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now. 224 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,293 - It's really gone? - Yep. 225 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,170 I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here 226 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,340 to complain about the rain and ruin my career. 227 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,718 - I just feel awful. - Yeah, you should. 228 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:52,557 Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? She's never even won a major tournament. 229 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,436 Well, I tried Billie Jean King, but... 230 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,690 You know, you and Monica have the same I'm-going-to-kill-you look. 231 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,902 I can usually make it go away by kissing her. 232 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,487 Get out. 233 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,909 You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work. 234 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,952 - Well, what do you do? - Well, I usually go 235 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,288 play Tetris on somebody else's computer. 236 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,307 I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. 237 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,002 I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow, okay? 238 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,589 I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I going to say? 239 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,066 I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions. 240 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,887 I don't think your monologue from "Star Wars" is going to help me right now, Joe. 241 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:34,599 Ross, Ross, we can solve this. I just heard your speech. 242 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:39,437 - We can re-create it. We've got all night. - What, you really think we can do that? 243 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,774 Oh, wait. Joey and I are supposed to have dinner. 244 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,209 Hey, don't worry about that. I mean, Ross needs you, you know? 245 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,403 And Rachel and I will stay and help any way we can. 246 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,158 All right. Okay, let's do it. 247 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:57,330 Um, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating. 248 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:01,542 And then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment 249 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,921 of the Mesozoic Era... the break up of Pangaea... hello. 250 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:09,926 And then there's the overview of the Triassic. 251 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:14,555 Ooh, ooh, any chance any of this happened in a galaxy far, far away? 252 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,816 - Hello? - Okay, Mike? 253 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,902 Enough is enough. Now, you love Phoebe, and she loves you, 254 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,797 so you need to get over your whole I-never-want-to-get-married thing 255 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,490 and step up! 256 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,534 Who is this? 257 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,327 This is Monica. I'm Phoebe's friend. 258 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,746 Listen, Phoebe is back with David, 259 00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:41,182 and he's going to propose to her, and she's going to say yes, 260 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,085 but I know she really wants to be with you. 261 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,381 He's, he's going to propose? 262 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:52,552 I'm sorry. Did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! 263 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,056 Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should. 264 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,059 I'm not going to stand in the way of that. Neither should you. 265 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,979 You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. 266 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,567 Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. 267 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,028 And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. 268 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,821 What do you do in the humidity? 269 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,074 Damn it! 270 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:22,665 - Well, I hope you're happy. - Aw, I hope you're happy too, honey. 271 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,001 Phoebe's going to say yes to David. 272 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,623 See? That's what happens when you meddle in people's lives. 273 00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:29,488 Phoebe's going to say yes? That's great. 274 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,799 No, it's not! Because she's still in love with Mike! 275 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,761 - And there's no chance that will work? - No, I called him. 276 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,014 - It's not going to happen. - Meddler! Meddler! 277 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,475 Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, 278 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,269 then I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself! 279 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:46,522 Now, no matter how much we meddle, we'll never be able to unmeddle 280 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,400 the thing that you meddled up in the first place! 281 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,028 This vacation sucks! 282 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,620 - I'm so bored. - Mm. 283 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,290 Stupid rain. We can't do anything. 284 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,168 Well, I brought some books. We could read. 285 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,295 Hey, it hasn't come to that yet, okay? 286 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,632 Hey, hey, hey, don't mind if I do. 287 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,260 I'm sorry, sir. These are for the pharmaceutical convention. 288 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,015 Hey, Rach, you feel like going to a convention? 289 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,894 - We can't. We're not pharmacists. - I know we're not, 290 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,315 but, uh... Frank Madaio and... Ava 291 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:33,986 Churara... wumba... wum... 292 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,240 - "Kate Miller." - Kate Miller it is. 293 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,784 - Okay. - Oh, good... 294 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,830 And that's the most sex I'm going to have this weekend. 295 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,667 Well, in that case, should I make sure it's on real good? 296 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,341 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 297 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:01,347 Uh, and then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic Era 298 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,599 into the 21st century. 299 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,560 Well, yeah. That's it? 300 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,604 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! We did it! 301 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:13,151 Actually, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech. 302 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:17,822 Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. 303 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,743 Oh, this is, this is amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much. 304 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,207 That, that's a pretty necklace. 305 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,128 Thank you. 306 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,673 Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? 307 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,927 Oh, yeah! Hey, save the cork, and that way, we can fill the bottle with water, 308 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,471 and put it back so they don't charge you. 309 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,435 Oh, my God, I love you. 310 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:52,190 Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son, 311 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,775 or... just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation? 312 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,445 Yeah, that's Ben, my son from my first marriage. 313 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,405 - Your first marriage? - Yeah. 314 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,699 You've been married more than once? 315 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,701 No, no. 316 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:06,871 Mm. 317 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,539 So, why'd you break up? 318 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,835 Oh, it was... 319 00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:18,424 oh it was... complicated, you know? She, uh, she was... 320 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,009 gay. 321 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,427 Oh, my God! 322 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,137 This is so cool! 323 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,515 Okay, odd thing to get excited about. 324 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,936 No, it's just that I was engaged to a guy who turned out to be gay. 325 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,063 Hey! High-five! 326 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,609 Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? 327 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:40,154 My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his "tennis partner." 328 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:45,284 My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with every day for a year. 329 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,578 She didn't get any fitter. 330 00:20:47,629 --> 00:20:49,368 Right, and everybody finds out, and they're, 331 00:20:49,393 --> 00:20:50,872 like, "Oh, I knew all along." - I know. 332 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,794 If you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, leave a note. 333 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,713 "Hi, just dropped by to say your wife's gay." 334 00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,757 - I know! - And then, 335 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,551 and then you try to make the best of a bad situation 336 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:05,471 so you float the idea of a threesome. 337 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,348 I didn't do that. 338 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,310 Me, neither. 339 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,358 Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun. 340 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:20,653 I know. That old lady at the end was ready to take you home. 341 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,572 Not enough pills in the world, Rach. 342 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,829 But what about you, huh? You're the single one. See anybody in there you like? 343 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,874 Well, let's see. There was that really big guy that I was talking to 344 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,836 with the really nice breasts. 345 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,130 But what about back home? 346 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,800 Anything going on there? Anybody you like? 347 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:47,638 No. 348 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,977 - There is. You're blushing! - No, I'm not blushing. 349 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,603 I'm sunburned. 350 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,732 From, you know, the rain. 351 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,608 You like someone. Tell me who it is. 352 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,153 - Who is it. Come on. - No. Joey! 353 00:22:02,204 --> 00:22:05,047 Come on, who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. 354 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,158 - Who do you like? - Stop it. Joey, come on! 355 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:11,746 It doesn't matter, you know? It's not like anything's going to happen. 356 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:16,250 What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get? 357 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:25,843 Okay, okay. You really want to know who it is? 358 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,762 - Yeah. Who is it? - Do you? 359 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,598 - Yeah. - Hey. 360 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,950 - Hey. - I just left you a message. 361 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,894 Ross and I were going to go grab a bite, 362 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,897 but now that you're here, maybe we could go have that dinner. 363 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:41,817 Right. Of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech? 364 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,737 Yep, we got it. We got it. Thank you so much. 365 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,489 - I had a great time. - Yeah. 366 00:22:46,556 --> 00:22:49,216 Hey, look, and this isn't over, because I really want to know who... 367 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,743 Later, later. 368 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,829 - So, um, shall we? - Yeah. 369 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,915 - Okay. Bye. - Okay, good night. 370 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,375 Night. 371 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,802 - Okay, good night. - Night, Ross. 372 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,975 I can't believe she's going to say yes to David 373 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:16,977 when she's clearly in love with Mike. 374 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:20,981 You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that. 375 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:30,699 Um... Phoebe, um, I have, uh, something I want to say. 376 00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:33,761 Oh, my God, he's going to do it now. Please, I cannot watch this. Let's go. 377 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,055 I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? 378 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:41,627 "Uh, Phoebe, um, I would be honored if, uh, uh..." Spit it out, David! 379 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,005 Uh, Phoebe, um... 380 00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:55,266 Well, you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was... unbearable. 381 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,310 Of course, the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help. 382 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,521 Sure, okay, yeah. 383 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:06,318 But, um, well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. 384 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:10,281 So to that end... 385 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:16,871 - Oh, my God, Mike. - It's David, actually. 386 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,205 No, Mike's here. 387 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,792 Oh, hey, Mike. 388 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,296 Hi, David. 389 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,841 Chandler. Monic... oh! 390 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,388 It's the humidity! 391 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,811 - Hi, Phoebe. - What are you doing here? 392 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,606 I have a question I need to ask you. 393 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:47,526 I have a question I was kind of going to ask her myself. 394 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:52,072 Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this. 395 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,951 Okay. 396 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,955 - Would you care for my seat as well? - Actually, yeah, that'd be great. 397 00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:03,459 Well, that's fair. You've had a long trip. 398 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,847 Phoebe, I love you. 399 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,808 I've missed you so much these last few months. 400 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,228 And I thought we were apart for a good reason. 401 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:25,105 But then, I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough 402 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:28,609 to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you. 403 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,613 Uh... I... I... this kind of steps on the toes of what I was going to say. 404 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,825 I'm sorry, David. But she really has to know this. 405 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:40,538 All right, but after this, I want to see you outside. 406 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,164 If the rain stops. 407 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,504 You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. 408 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:54,510 How could I lose you? Now, I don't actually have a ring. 409 00:25:54,578 --> 00:25:55,618 I... I... I have a ring. 410 00:25:55,643 --> 00:25:58,079 I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy. 411 00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,517 But, Phoebe... 412 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,602 will you marry me? 413 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,775 No. 414 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,487 Um... ha-ha. 415 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:22,329 I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. 416 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,748 I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere. 417 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:30,129 - You know, that we had a future. - We can have any future you want. 418 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,388 Okay, well, I'm, uh... I'm going to take off. 419 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,808 Oh, God, David, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 420 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:46,770 Just so I know, uh... if I had asked first... 421 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:52,651 Yeah, I... I... I might have said yes. But that would've been wrong. I mean... 422 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,613 Please, you don't have to explain. 423 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:58,866 Perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk, 424 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:04,038 things would've worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career... 425 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:06,915 or lost that toe to frostbite. 426 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,335 It was a good trip. 427 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,383 - Is it okay if I hug you now? - Oh, yes. 428 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:22,306 Because of our meddling! All right? 429 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,736 Oh, isn't this nice? So quiet, I could just lie here all day. 430 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,738 Oh, I know. 431 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:44,495 - Open your drapes! Open your drapes! - So glad we got adjoining rooms. 432 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,371 - The sun is out! - Look! 433 00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:50,149 Hey, remember when I had corneas? 434 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:52,186 You go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, 435 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:54,325 and I'll get the magazines and the lotion. 436 00:27:54,350 --> 00:27:56,614 Uh, ladies, Ross' speech is in 45 minutes. 437 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,926 - No! - Damn it! 438 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,388 Walls are pretty thin, guys. 439 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:13,107 "Then we have to weigh the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing, 440 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,965 "which call into question information gathered 441 00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:19,220 from years of simple carbon dating." 442 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:23,117 Look at that woman sitting out by the pool getting tan. 443 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,787 She's all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so jealous! 444 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:31,834 "Finally, factor in the profusion of new species recently discovered. 445 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,211 "Giganotosaurus. 446 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:38,424 - Argentinosaurus." - Not to mention "Coldsaurus." 447 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:45,514 "And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even going to discuss the carnivores. 448 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,349 "Their heads are already too big. 449 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:51,228 Which is ironic, considering their stunted cerebral development." 450 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:57,109 Really? 451 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,489 "But all kidding aside... in much the same way 452 00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:07,453 that Homo ergaster is thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus..." 453 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:14,293 - What? - He said "erectus." 454 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:18,589 - You're kidding, right? - No, he really said it. 455 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:22,634 "And while there are certainly vast differences 456 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:27,598 between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus..." 457 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,810 Erectus? 458 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:33,687 - Homo. - Right. 459 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:41,779 "In a very real way, we can bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21st century." 460 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,697 Thank you. 461 00:29:47,971 --> 00:29:48,971 Congratulations. 462 00:29:48,972 --> 00:29:49,972 - Great. - Really? 463 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,914 - Really great. - Oh, thanks, guys. 464 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,708 - Oh. - I thought it was wonderful. 465 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,377 Jarvis Oberblau. Cornell. 466 00:29:57,545 --> 00:30:03,592 I mean, the ideas you put forth. And from someone so young and... 467 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,809 Okay, now we're just holding hands. 468 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:16,063 All right. Well, um, we're going to hit the beach. It was really great. 469 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,816 - Oh, thank you so much. - Yeah. Oh, and so funny. 470 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:23,403 - Take it easy. - Okay. All right, thanks. Thanks so much. 471 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:26,198 I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here. 472 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,826 What, are you kidding? We wouldn't have missed it. 473 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,411 Oh. 474 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,372 I'm back. 475 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:38,126 Okay. Well, excuse me? 476 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:39,419 Hey. 477 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,630 - Well? - You were incredible. 478 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:42,840 I mean, you blew them away. 479 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:46,635 I can't tell you how great it was to look out into the crowd and see your face. 480 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,764 I mean... did you know you were mouthing the words along with me? 481 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,558 - I was not. - No, it's okay. 482 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:55,686 It made me feel like a rock star. 483 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,106 Oh, my God, I'm your groupie. 484 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,401 Hey, I better not find you naked in my hotel room. 485 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,740 Look, I took it too far. 486 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:18,083 Oh, I can't believe it's raining again. It's so unfair. 487 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,794 Well, on the bright side, now we won't have to see 488 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,172 all these paleontologists with their shirts off. 489 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,594 Not you guys. 490 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,680 You've got it goin' on. 491 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:37,869 - So what are we going to do today? - They have a game room downstairs. 492 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,579 I think they have, like, Ping-Pong and stuff. 493 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,857 Ping-Pong? Honey, they have Ping-Pong. 494 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,109 - Let's play. - I don't think so. 495 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,754 - Why not? - Because you know how competitive you get. 496 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,949 And while I say it's cute, others disagree and I'm lying. 497 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,495 - I'm not always that bad. - Oh, yeah? 498 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,081 What happened when we played last time? 499 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,208 I punched you. 500 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,296 - And...? - Phoebe. 501 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:07,841 - And...? - I clunked your heads together. 502 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,112 - Hey. There you are. - Hey, listen, 503 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,658 as soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling. 504 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:36,536 Some kid told me about this sea turtle, and if you blow bubbles in his face, 505 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,789 he chases you. 506 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,626 I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group all afternoon. 507 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,002 Oh. 508 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,588 Well, that's okay. I'll find someone else to do it. 509 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:48,799 I'd do it alone, but, uh... 510 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:52,260 I don't... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you. 511 00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:55,347 God, you know, I feel so bad. 512 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,392 I haven't seen you this whole trip. Especially last night. 513 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:00,207 Hey, don't worry about it. It was fine. 514 00:33:00,232 --> 00:33:02,086 I ended up having the best time with Rachel. 515 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:05,941 I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room working on Ross' speech. 516 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:08,276 Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun. 517 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:12,322 Oh. Well, at least we're both having fun, right? 518 00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:17,361 Is it weird that it's not with each other? 519 00:33:17,386 --> 00:33:18,477 Yeah. 520 00:33:18,621 --> 00:33:20,122 A little bit, yeah. 521 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,004 I think we need to talk. 522 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,174 Yeah, I think we do. 523 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,470 About what? 524 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,601 - Come on, you guys, it'll be fun. - All right, all right, 525 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:45,272 - I'll play if we don't keep score. - Well, then how do we know who wins? 526 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:51,111 - Nobody wins. - So we're just four losers. Super! 527 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,906 - Well, I'm not playing with her. - Yeah, I'm out. 528 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,700 - I'll play you. - Okay. 529 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,536 - Mike, you don't know what you're doing. - She gets crazy. 530 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,205 This scar is from Pictionary. 531 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,126 I think I'll be all right. 532 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:09,671 - You want to volley a bit for serve? - Sure, if you want to. 533 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,302 Oh! 534 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:19,473 Oh, by the way, um, I'm awesome. 535 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:24,269 Oh, dear God, there's two of them. 536 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,064 - You ready to play? - Hell, yeah. 537 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:33,070 - Did you know this about him? - No idea. I thought he was soft, like you. 538 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:36,073 - You want to make it more interesting? - How much were you thinking? 539 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,075 - Ten bucks a game? - Make it 50. 540 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,968 - I'll make it a hundred. - One thousand... 541 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,620 Okay! 542 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:45,207 We'll flip to see who goes first. You got a quarter? 543 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,376 No. Either of you girls got a quarter? 544 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:52,172 Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him. 545 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:56,802 - Monica, you call it. - Heads. No, tails! Heads! 546 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:59,429 - Tails. - Oh, what are the chances? 547 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:06,311 - Hah! My point! - Oh, no, I don't think so. 548 00:35:06,379 --> 00:35:08,456 According to standard table tennis rules, if at any 549 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,397 time a player uses his non-racquet-bearing hand 550 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,443 to touch the playing surface, he or she forfeits the point. 551 00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,949 He was a lawyer. 552 00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:23,120 All of the East Coast is having beautiful weather. 553 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,330 In New York, it's 72 and sunny. 554 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,833 Oh. Weather bitch. 555 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,878 It's open. 556 00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:34,631 - Hi, Joe. - Hey. 557 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:39,136 - What, is everything okay? - Charlie and I broke up. 558 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,429 No. Why? 559 00:35:41,597 --> 00:35:44,391 Well, she said we have nothing in common. 560 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:46,518 That's crazy. 561 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,312 No, it's not. We have nothing in common. 562 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,649 - Yeah, that's true. - Yeah. 563 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:56,153 I mean, she should be with someone more like... Ross. 564 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,531 You know, I mean he uses all those big words, too. 565 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:03,451 - Man, smart people are dull. - Well, hey! 566 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,953 Okay, Rach. 567 00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:12,961 I feel so stupid, you know. Why do I keep going after the wrong girls? 568 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,714 - Well, what are you talking about? - Oh, come on. 569 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:18,505 I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie... 570 00:36:18,530 --> 00:36:21,619 that's like... what the hell's my problem? 571 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:22,804 I just... 572 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:33,440 Okay. Um... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl. 573 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,693 I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me. 574 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:40,197 - Yeah, I'm not talking about her. - Well, then, who? 575 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:42,824 The waitress I went out with last month? 576 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:46,578 - You know what? Forget it. - No, no, no, no. 577 00:36:46,646 --> 00:36:49,222 - Who are you talking about? - No, I... I... I don't... I don't... 578 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:51,791 I actually don't know who I'm talking about, so... 579 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:53,543 - Okay. - Yeah. 580 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:57,439 All right, well... I'm going to go see if I can get a room for tonight. 581 00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:01,384 - And, uh, I'll see you later. - Yeah, sure. Okay. 582 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,621 - You like me? - Okay... 583 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:32,916 - let's not make a big thing about this. - It's a huge thing. 584 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,335 Okay, not working with me, Joe. 585 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:40,674 Look, here's the thing. Lately, I have been having thoughts. 586 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,426 Musings, if you will. 587 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,264 - Wha... for how long? - Oh, only like a month. 588 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,140 - A month? - Well... 589 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:54,813 dial it down. Listen, okay, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do. 590 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:58,441 I've been thinking about, you know, us. 591 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,530 - Okay, dial it up a little. - Oh, you're right. Okay... 592 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,240 - I just have one question. - Shoot. 593 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:09,077 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm not trying to do anything. 594 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,414 It's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know? 595 00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:16,793 And I mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like? 596 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,714 Am I curious? I mean, I'm as curious as... as... 597 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,258 George. 598 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,011 Who? 599 00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:27,721 - Curious George. - Oh! 600 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,473 You know, the monkey and the guy with the yellow hat. 601 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,101 - Yes, of course. I remember him. - He had a paper route. 602 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,103 Yeah, he did. 603 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:38,773 - See, this is what I'm talking about. - Yeah, I know we're great, 604 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:41,693 but, Rach, no, this... this can't happen. 605 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,864 - Can't it just happen a little bit? - Well... 606 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,244 - no! No! It can't happen at all! - Why? Why not? 607 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,457 Because, look, no one wants this to happen more than me, okay? 608 00:38:55,624 --> 00:38:58,960 I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times 609 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:02,422 and not once did I ever say no. 610 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:09,054 But... I couldn't do it to Ross. 611 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,932 - But that wasn't going to stop you before. - I know. I know, 612 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:18,813 but I've thought about it a lot since then, and it just wouldn't be right. 613 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,692 I'm sorry. 614 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:27,697 I'm sorry, too. 615 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,290 Oh, God. I shouldn't have said anything. 616 00:39:31,315 --> 00:39:33,811 No, no. No, no, no. Hey, hey, we'll be fine. 617 00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:36,581 - Like you said, it's no big deal. - It's not a big deal. 618 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,708 - No big deal. - It's so not a big deal. 619 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,086 - Yeah. I'll see you later. All right, hey. - Okay. Great. 620 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,691 Okay... oh! 621 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:20,959 Oh! I'm sorry, I think... I think that may have missed the table. 622 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,836 - Oh, do you? - Uh, yeah. 623 00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:24,129 - Do you? - Uh, yeah. 624 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,172 - Do ya? - Uh, yeah! 625 00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:30,260 - You really find this attractive on him? - Oh, yeah. 626 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:34,389 Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now? 627 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,885 I think this is the first time in our marriage 628 00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:44,798 that I felt like the more attractive one. 629 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,902 All right, come on, Mike. You can beat her. 630 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,697 Knock that dog off her head. 631 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:56,578 - Oh, damn it! - I sleep with him. 632 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,166 - Game point. - Don't get too cocky. 633 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,876 Remember, I won the last one. 634 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:06,004 Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl? 635 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,290 You know, you should really look in the mirror before you call yourself that. 636 00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:17,557 - No! No! No! - And that's how it's done. 637 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:18,892 Okey-dokey. 638 00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:23,313 You've each won a game, and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. 639 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,148 So everybody goes home a winner. 640 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,208 - Best out of three? - That's what I'm thinking. 641 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:31,988 Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil? 642 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,087 Serve the ball, chump. 643 00:41:34,112 --> 00:41:36,033 "Serve the ball, chump." 644 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,704 Okay, better comebacks, Mike. Better comebacks. 645 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,918 I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks. 646 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:48,546 And if you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be... 647 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,966 just nifty. 648 00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:59,098 Ooh, well, um... I've kind of got a lot on my plate right now. 649 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:03,520 Not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. 650 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,233 - Jarvis? - Oh, you're back. 651 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:13,488 - Um, this is my wife, Nancy. - Well, get out. 652 00:42:15,032 --> 00:42:16,908 Ross, can I talk to you for a minute? 653 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:18,284 Yes, please. 654 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,998 Um, so, what's going on? 655 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:29,754 Um... well... Joey and I broke up. 656 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:35,885 - Oh, my God. What... what happened? - Joey is a great guy, 657 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:38,388 but we're just... we're so different. 658 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,891 I mean, like, during your speech, he kept laughing at "Homo erectus." 659 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,561 I knew that was him. 660 00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:50,108 Anyway, I just... I think it's for the best. 661 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:55,154 - Hey. Hey, you okay? - I guess. 662 00:42:57,866 --> 00:42:59,826 There was, um... 663 00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:05,915 there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. 664 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:12,547 I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone else. 665 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,718 Okay, Geller, last day of the conference. 666 00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:19,220 You know what happens to the keynote speaker. 667 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,765 Uh, Professor Klarik, we're kind of in the middle of a conversation here. 668 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:25,324 Yeah. Can't you guys just throw him in the pool later? 669 00:43:25,349 --> 00:43:27,044 Or we could throw you both in now. 670 00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:30,898 Okay, gentlemen, please. Aren't we a little old for this? 671 00:43:31,066 --> 00:43:33,735 I mean, we're scientists, all right? We're academics, 672 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:37,780 and most importantly, you will have to catch us first. 673 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,366 Go! Go! Go! 674 00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:51,836 Okay, so it's tied again: 41 to 41. 675 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,758 - Okay, look, enough is enough. - No. 676 00:43:56,925 --> 00:44:01,220 - I just have two more points to beat him. - Monica, that was also true an hour ago. 677 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:02,722 I mean, please, look at you. 678 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:07,393 Your hand is blistered. You can barely stand. Your hair is inexplicable! 679 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:12,440 Okay, you've already proven you're just as good as he is. 680 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:15,276 Now, we've missed our dinner reservations. So now let's just go upstairs, 681 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:18,279 order room service, take a shower and shave your head. 682 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,159 I can't just walk away. I've put in four hours. 683 00:44:23,183 --> 00:44:24,973 - But... - Look, you knew this about me 684 00:44:24,998 --> 00:44:26,103 when you married me. 685 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:29,207 You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. 686 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,668 Well, this is my sickness. 687 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,546 - What about the obsessive cleaning? - That's just good sense. 688 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:40,635 Ow! 689 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,306 - You okay? - No, no, honey, I'm okay. 690 00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:49,435 I shake it off. Oh, God, no shaking! No shaking! No shaking. 691 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,526 Oh, my God. I can't play. 692 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,153 - So you forfeit? - Mike wins? 693 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:03,574 I can't believe it. I lost. 694 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:10,289 - No, you didn't. - What? 695 00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:13,626 - Because I'm going to play for you. - You can't do that. 696 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:17,130 It's okay. I don't care which of them I beat. 697 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:21,759 Okay, we're taking that paddle home, mister. 698 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,724 - Honey, you don't have to do this. - Yes, I do. 699 00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:30,476 Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, 700 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:33,229 but if it's important to you, then it's important to me. 701 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,814 Because I love you. 702 00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:39,277 But... you suck. 703 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,405 You're welcome, sweetheart. 704 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,950 All right, Mike, let's get this over with. Sudden death. 705 00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:49,871 - Whoever wins this point, wins. - Okay. 706 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:58,546 - Oh, my God. You're good. - It's like watching porn. 707 00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:06,971 And that's how it's done. 708 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:12,769 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! That was so amazing. 709 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:14,645 Well, when did you...? 710 00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:18,691 Hold on, I almost forgot. Loser! 711 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:25,072 - When did you stop sucking? - I never sucked. I just didn't want you 712 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,949 - to know how good I was. - Why? 713 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,951 - I don't know. - Well, this is so great. 714 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:31,246 Now we can enter into doubles tournaments. 715 00:46:31,271 --> 00:46:32,362 That's why. 716 00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,674 - Are they still looking for us? - Yeah, yeah. 717 00:46:43,842 --> 00:46:46,761 The bartender said they split up into two search parties... 718 00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,222 the herbivores and the carnivores. 719 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:54,268 You know, we, as a group, are not the coolest. 720 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:56,312 Oh! Look out. 721 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,072 - I don't think they saw us. - I don't think they did. 722 00:47:12,579 --> 00:47:18,459 Um, so... I started to tell you something earlier. Um... 723 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:24,257 there... there was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. 724 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:29,762 I, um, I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings 725 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:31,889 for someone else. 726 00:47:33,058 --> 00:47:34,600 Huh. 727 00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,645 And can I... can I ask who? 728 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,898 I think you know. 729 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:47,321 I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so... 730 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:10,428 - I'm sorry. We, uh... we can't. - All right, all right. 731 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:14,056 I mean, you just went out with my best friend, you know. 732 00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:17,977 I just think it would be a really, really bad idea. 733 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:24,567 Or not. I mean... 734 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,397 What? 735 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,907 Oh. 736 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:02,997 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com