1 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:06,005 You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie. 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,799 Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time. 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,802 I've never given her a cookie. 4 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:15,639 - Have you? - No. 5 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:19,810 No. And for the record, I've also never given her frosting from a can. 6 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:24,440 Hey, Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation... 7 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,942 and we wondered if you would write one for us? 8 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,986 Of course. I would be honored. 9 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,195 - Thanks. - Thank you. 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,702 I think there's been an oversight. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,122 Joe, we would have asked you. We thought you wouldn't be interested. 12 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:44,960 Yeah, it's just that we don't think of you as really being so much with the words. 13 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,591 Clearly, we were wrong. 14 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,595 I got a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, okay? 15 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,139 And I know how much you want to have a baby... 16 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,641 and I would love to help you get one. 17 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,645 You know what? Then we want you to do it. 18 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:07,357 Thank you. All right. Let me see how I'm gonna start. 19 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,944 "Dear Baby Adoption Decider People..." 20 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,991 So excited about your letter. 21 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,037 - Hey. Hey, Phoebe. 22 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:24,166 Wow, don't you look nice. - Yes, I do. 23 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:27,669 Today's Mike and my one-year anniversary. 24 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,421 What's it the anniversary of? 25 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:33,425 Your first, uh, date, your first kiss, first time you had sex? 26 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:34,843 Yeah. 27 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,765 So you must be going somewhere fancy to celebrate. 28 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,350 Uh-huh. Um, a Knicks game. 29 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,269 Uh, ha, ha... Aren't you a little overdressed? 30 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,647 Hey, I've never had a one-year anniversary before... 31 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:49,691 so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy... 32 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,777 and I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry... 33 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,822 and we're gonna have sex in a public restroom. 34 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,698 You guys do that? 35 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,910 Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom. 36 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,871 That's where people make number two. 37 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,178 - Hey. - Hey. Hey. 38 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:05,976 So, you know, I have a little time if you want to... 39 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,020 Oh. Oh... 40 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,148 I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers. 41 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:14,067 Oh... Fine. It's fine. 42 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,195 I'll just shower by myself. 43 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,991 B. B. B. B. B. 44 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,620 Ross, you gave a B to a Pottery Barn catalog. 45 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,497 Well, it had some good ideas. Take off your shirt. 46 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:32,794 - Damn it. Rachel, open! It's your sister! 47 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,297 I have to talk to you. 48 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:38,050 Hi, Amy. 49 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:45,182 - You're not Rachel. - Still sharp as a tack. 50 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:50,062 Um, Charlie, this is Rachel's sister Amy. Amy, this is Charlie. 51 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,356 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi, hi. 52 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:53,815 And you are? 53 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,866 Ross? I grew up on your block? 54 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:06,286 We had Thanksgiving together last year? 55 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,372 I had a baby with your sister? 56 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,291 No. I... 57 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,087 Did I buy a falafel from you yesterday? 58 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,759 Yes. Yes, you did. 59 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,641 Hi, Rachel. Here's your sister Amy. 60 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,352 She thinks I need pec implants. 61 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,688 Amy? Hi. 62 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,983 - You remember Joey. - Yeah. Hey, sure. 63 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,735 - The Days of our Lives guy. - That's right, yeah. 64 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,321 You are not good. 65 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,993 Always nice to meet a fan. 66 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:49,538 - So, now, what are you doing here? - I have huge news. 67 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:55,335 - Hold on. Let me check on the baby. - This is important. Can't Ella wait? 68 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,546 Uh, her name is Emma. 69 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,717 Why did you change it? Ella was so much prettier. 70 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:07,014 What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart. 71 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,433 Hey, your English is getting better. 72 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,273 - Oh, my God. - I know. 73 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,650 She may be the hottest girl I've ever hated. 74 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:22,696 - What you working on? - Monica and Chandler's recommendation. 75 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:26,241 I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything. 76 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:30,287 - Why don't you use your thesaurus? - What did I just say? 77 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,165 Watch. 78 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:38,545 Here, you highlight the word you want to change, uh, go under "tools"... 79 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,089 and the thesaurus generates... Gives. 80 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,594 Gives a whole list of choices. 81 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,221 You can pick the word that sounds smartest. 82 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,807 My God, that's great. I'm smart. 83 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,351 No, no, I'm: 84 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:56,021 "Brainy, bright, clever." I love this thing! 85 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,691 Look out, ladies! Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package! 86 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,612 God... 87 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,323 so beautiful. 88 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,075 I know, isn't she? 89 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:11,036 No, I was talking about your bedding. 90 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:17,000 - All right, what's your news, Amy? - Oh. Ahem. 91 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:18,543 Well... 92 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,504 I'm getting married. 93 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,839 Wow! Oh, my God! 94 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,675 - To who? - This guy. 95 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,222 He has a killer apartment. 96 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,811 - And? - And it's on 5th. 97 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,980 And the elevator opens up right into the living room. 98 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:42,275 - No, what's he like? - Oh, he's okay. 99 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,321 Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark? 100 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:49,783 - Yeah. - It's his dad. 101 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:54,704 - Huh. Wow, so he's gotta be... - Old? Yeah. 102 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,501 But he travels a lot, so he's hardly ever there. 103 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,381 Sweetie, I gotta tell you, it sounds a little bit like... 104 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,092 you like the apartment more than you like... 105 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,552 Myron. 106 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,554 Yeah, I told you he was old. 107 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,348 Sit down. Sit down. 108 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,100 Oh, honey, you know... 109 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,270 I once also almost married somebody that I didn't love. 110 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,814 - Do you remember Barry? - Remember him? 111 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,526 God, we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep. 112 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,197 Sometimes just nodding is okay. 113 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,992 Um... But anyway, listen. 114 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:35,954 Not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. 115 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:40,292 Honey, Amy, you deserve true love. Your soul mate is out there somewhere. 116 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:45,380 Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun... 117 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:48,383 and that you care about. 118 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,303 You're right. 119 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,722 - You're right. I'm gonna do it. - Okay. 120 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,766 I'm gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr. Right. 121 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,518 Okay. 122 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,189 Okay, let's keep talking. 123 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,909 Excuse me. Anniversary. 124 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,245 Excuse me. Anniversary. 125 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,748 Um, yeah. 126 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:24,336 Sir, could you move your nachos? They're in my seat. 127 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,507 It's my anniversary. 128 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,429 Here we are. 129 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,933 - I can't believe it's been a whole year. - I know. 130 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,768 This has been the best year... 131 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:44,648 - This has been the best year of my life! - Me too! 132 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,400 I never thought I could love someone this much! 133 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,611 I feel the same way! 134 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:54,282 You're so generous and kind, and you're amazing in bed! 135 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,663 It's our anniversary. 136 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,710 Please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. 137 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,754 Someone has a special question to ask. 138 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,091 Aw... 139 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:17,889 Oh, how lame. It's so tacky and impersonal. 140 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:21,601 - Really? - It's the worst way to propose. 141 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,230 Excuse me. 142 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,237 Hey. I finished my recommendation. Here. 143 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,782 And I think you'll be very, very happy. 144 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,369 It's the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn. 145 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,957 I don't understand. 146 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:48,086 Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you? 147 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,797 It doesn't make any sense. 148 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:55,260 Well, of course it does. It's smart. I used a thesaurus. 149 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,887 On every word? 150 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,349 Yep. 151 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:05,520 All right, what was this sentence originally? 152 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,898 "They are warm, nice people with big hearts." 153 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:14,029 And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens... 154 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,490 with full-sized aortic pumps." 155 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,537 Yeah. Yeah. And hey, I really mean it, dude. 156 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,875 All right, Joey, I don't think we can use this. 157 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,210 - Why not? - Well, because you signed it: 158 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:32,339 "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani." 159 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,430 Why don't you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself? 160 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:43,350 You don't need a thesaurus. Just write from here. 161 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,477 Your full-sized aortic pump. 162 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,984 - Amy. Hi. - I took your advice. 163 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,404 - I left Myron. - Good for you! 164 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,658 I know. I'm Erin Brockovich. 165 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,995 Yes, you are. 166 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,082 - Aw, I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 167 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:09,042 - Oh. - So can I stay with you? 168 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,965 But Erin Brockovich had her own house. 169 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,680 Ah, look who's back. 170 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,265 Why do you have bags? Rach, why does she have bags? 171 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,351 I'm staying with you guys. 172 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,645 - What? - We're gonna be roomies! 173 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,854 Come on. 174 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,865 - You slept out here? Yeah. 175 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:45,412 Amy kept kicking me in her sleep, yelling, "Myron, get off!" 176 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:50,125 But, uh, we're getting rid of her, right? Please tell me we're getting rid of her? 177 00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,585 - Joey, I can't do that. - Oh, come on. 178 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,547 Last night I was finishing off a pizza, and she said: 179 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,091 "A moment on the lips, forever on the hips." 180 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,470 I don't need that kind of talk in my house! 181 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,639 Joey, look, I know that she's difficult... 182 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,434 but I think it's really good that she's here. 183 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,938 Because we'll appreciate it more when she's gone? 184 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:17,610 No, it's just... Look, when I first moved to this city, I was a lot like her. 185 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:22,240 I was spoiled, self-centered. And you guys really took care of me. 186 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,367 Yeah. Monica made us. 187 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,829 Well, whatever. I really appreciate it... 188 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:31,082 because I don't think I would be the person that I am today... 189 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,084 if it wasn't for you guys. 190 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,837 So I want to help Amy the way you guys helped me. 191 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:39,299 And I know it's gonna take patience, but that's okay. 192 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,969 - Good morning. - Yeah. 193 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,306 Amy, that's what I was supposed to wear today. 194 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,141 That's why I hung it on the door. 195 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,435 Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off. 196 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,735 Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now would be a good time... 197 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,697 for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future. 198 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,742 Oh, I can't, honey. I'm gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. 199 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,368 I am not happy. 200 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:12,749 Uh... Sure you want to eat that? 201 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,754 I'm curvy and I like it! 202 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,510 - Hi. Hi. 203 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,346 I just had the worst anniversary ever. 204 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,681 I doubt that. Tell her about us last year. 205 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:34,187 Oh, well, I bought Chandler a $500 watch, and he wrote me a rap song. 206 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,900 - Seriously? - Word. 207 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:42,487 Well, mine was worse than that. 208 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,864 - Well, what happened? - We were at the game... 209 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,784 and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing. 210 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,662 - Oh, that is so tacky. - Well, that's what I said. 211 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:55,500 But it turns out Mike was planning to propose to me that same way last night. 212 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,710 Oh, my God. Mike was gonna propose? 213 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,046 - Phoebe, that's huge. - Do you want to marry him? 214 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,298 Yeah, I really do. Yes. 215 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,884 But after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose... 216 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,886 I don't think he's ever gonna ask again. 217 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,556 I mean, I said no in Barbados, and now this? 218 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,559 She's right. If I were a guy and... 219 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,441 Did I just say, "If I were a guy"? 220 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,986 Maybe you don't need him to propose to you. 221 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,571 Maybe you could propose to him. 222 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,491 Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Isn't that a little desperate? 223 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,869 I proposed to Chandler. 224 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,583 All right, moving on. 225 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,294 I don't think it was desperate. I think it was amazing. 226 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,503 Thank you. 227 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:44,799 - Well, do you think I should propose? - I think it could be kind of great. 228 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:49,220 Absolutely. You'll love the feeling. There's nothing like it. 229 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,309 Okay. Okay. So how should I do it? 230 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,769 How about at a game on the big screen? 231 00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:00,481 Huh! How about at a Foot Locker? 232 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:05,653 What? What, he obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to. 233 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,407 - Plus, he'd never suspect it. - Yeah, that does make sense. 234 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,244 - Okay, now, would you two like that? - Sounds good to me. 235 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,622 But what would a guy think? 236 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,668 - Uh, Nana's on the phone. Wow. 237 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,505 That's interesting, since she died seven years ago. 238 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,758 She did? 239 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,135 Who got her condo in Boca? 240 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,763 Hello? 241 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,682 It's our nanny. 242 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,267 Hi. 243 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:41,147 Oh, God, I hope you feel better. Okay. Bye. 244 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,066 That's Molly. She's sick. 245 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,361 - Can you watch Emma today? - I can't. I have back-to-back classes. 246 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,530 Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting. 247 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,532 Menstrual cramps. 248 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,828 I don't think that's what this is. 249 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,791 - Can any of you watch Emma? - No, I'm sorry, sweetie. 250 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,835 No, I've got work, and then I'm proposing. 251 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,546 Great. Shoot. What am I gonna do? 252 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:07,590 Well, I could do it. 253 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:11,219 - Well, actually... - Can I talk to you for a second? 254 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,553 Yeah. 255 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,807 Um, I do not want her babysitting our child. 256 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,560 - Why not? - For one thing, she keeps calling her Ella. 257 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:23,064 - Ella's a nice name. - Fine, we'll call the next one Ella. 258 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,358 - What, the next one? - Okay. 259 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,320 I don't want her watching our baby. 260 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,699 Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. 261 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,784 This is a huge breakthrough for her. 262 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:39,205 She just offered to do something for another human being. 263 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,958 - You know, I don't know. Ross, I'm telling you... 264 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,962 she's giving up getting her eyebrows shaped to do this, all right? 265 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,841 Do you understand how important that is in our world? 266 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:56,180 Uh, listen, I couldn't help but overhear, because I was trying to. 267 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:00,685 Listen, let me do this. I really want to help you guys out. 268 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,063 And plus, Rachel's been so wonderful to me. 269 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,318 - Absolutely. - Oh, great! 270 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,738 So how much does it pay? 271 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,329 Hey, Joe. How's the second draft of the letter coming? 272 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,833 Great. I'm finished. In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency. 273 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,920 - You dropped it off? - Yeah. 274 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,089 Can we read it? Can you print out another copy? 275 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,050 No can do, amigo. 276 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,513 No, I didn't use the computer. It felt more personal to handwrite it. 277 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,433 - You handwrote it? - Yeah, and don't worry. 278 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,102 I didn't try to sound smart at all. 279 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,521 See you later. 280 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,400 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That letter is gonna go in our file. 281 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,402 We're never gonna get a kid. 282 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,780 We're gonna be one of those old couples... 283 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,283 that collects orchids or has a lot of birds. 284 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,202 It's okay. It's okay. You know what? 285 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,789 I will just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. 286 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,499 Okay, good. 287 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,834 Hello, this is Chandler Bing. 288 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:11,297 Someone just dropped off a handwritten recommendation letter and... 289 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,343 Uh-huh. 290 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,595 Okay. 291 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,516 Thank you. Goodbye. 292 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:23,559 We're screwed, aren't we? 293 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,437 You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store. 294 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,440 - They loved it. - What? 295 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:33,694 They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter. 296 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,823 They thought Joey was a child? 297 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,034 She guessed 8, 9, based on his drawings. 298 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,706 Hi. What'd you guys do today? 299 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:51,003 Ella wanted to go out, so we went shopping and got some sushi. 300 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,590 - That sounds like fun. - Yeah, not really. 301 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,300 Babies are dull. 302 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,931 - Hey. Hi, how's my girl? - I'm fine. 303 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,602 And I got you a present for letting me stay with you. 304 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,856 - Ready? - Yeah. 305 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,024 Ta-da! 306 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,820 You pierced her ears? 307 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,865 Doesn't it make her nose look smaller? 308 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,789 You pierced her ears? 309 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,375 How could you do this without telling me? 310 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,254 If I had told you, then it wouldn't have been a surprise, now would it? 311 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,173 I think she looks cute. 312 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,134 But I am wrong. 313 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:43,347 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out. 314 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,100 Why, did something happen to his falafel cart? 315 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,187 - Hey, guys. Ross! 316 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:53,274 Hi, Emma. Oh. Why is she wearing her hat so low? 317 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,402 - She can barely see. - I don't really want her to see. 318 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,363 Why not? 319 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,200 Because there are so many terrible sights in this world. 320 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,745 Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? 321 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,998 It was in a milk carton, but it looked like meat? 322 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,792 Come here. Come here. 323 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,338 There she is. Hi. 324 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,051 - What? - Nothing. 325 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,803 Hi. 326 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,890 What...? 327 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,905 - Please tell me those are clip-ons! - Oh, they're real. 328 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,616 Did she do this to her? 329 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,244 I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her! 330 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,371 I know. And you were right, Ross. 331 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,166 Okay? You are so irresponsible! I am never letting you babysit again! 332 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,293 You know what? This kid needs me, okay? 333 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:58,339 - She needs to have a cool, fun aunt. - I'm a cool, fun aunt. 334 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,299 Okay. 335 00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:06,264 Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects. 336 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:11,602 All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life. 337 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,062 This is how you repay me? 338 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,983 I don't need you to help me. I already know what I'm gonna do with my life. 339 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,653 - Oh, yeah? Since when? - Since today. 340 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:26,033 I am going to be a baby stylist. 341 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,371 - What? - That's not a thing! 342 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,999 Well, it should be. 343 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,960 I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize... 344 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,505 what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming. 345 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,843 - Babies don't care if they're slim! - Enter Amy. 346 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,139 - Amy, I... I just... I just wanna... - What? What are you gonna do? 347 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,768 No more falafel for you! 348 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:07,366 - Great game, huh? - Uh-huh. 349 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:13,998 - Why do you keep looking at the screen? - I'm not. I'm praying. 350 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,375 Please let the Knicks win. 351 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,711 Thank you, Thor. 352 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,423 - Where are you going? - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 353 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,759 - Well, I think you should wait. - Why? 354 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:30,389 Well, if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients. 355 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,727 Please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. 356 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,939 Someone has a special question to ask. 357 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,320 Mike Hannigan, will you marry me? 358 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:49,575 Get a load of this. She's proposing to him! 359 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:53,371 Guess we know who wears the pants in that family. 360 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,165 Well, that's not very enlightened. 361 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,960 Hey! Hey! 362 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:03,339 Boo us? Boo you! 363 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:13,099 Hello? Yeah, this is Joey Tribbiani. 364 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,184 Oh, hi. 365 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,355 Well, I'm glad you liked my letter. 366 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,402 No, my mommy and daddy aren't home right now. 367 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,947 Okay, bye-bye. 368 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,910 She was nice. 369 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,497 Joey, get Amy's bags. She is moving out. 370 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,998 Woo-hoo! 371 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:42,795 - You're kicking me out? - You put holes in my baby's ears. 372 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,172 At least now people will know she's a girl! 373 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,302 I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. 374 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:53,055 - You are so beyond help! - You know what? 375 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,225 Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative. 376 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,060 - Excuse me? - You didn't want me... 377 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,604 to marry the old guy with the great apartment. 378 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:05,568 Then I tried to help your daughter de-emphasize her flaws... 379 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:07,820 and suddenly I'm the bad guy? 380 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:11,907 - Joey, where are those bags? She has a lot of crap! 381 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,995 You know? When I moved in here, I thought, "This will be so great. 382 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,248 Just us sisters back together again like when we were kids." 383 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,418 Except without that stupid Jill. Oh. 384 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,879 Who has gotten fat, by the way. 385 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:28,090 Seriously? 386 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,843 Mom said she gained, like, 15 pounds. 387 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,846 - Hips or thighs? - Ass and face. 388 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:38,058 Oh, my God! I thought she was on Atkins. 389 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,227 She was. Carbs found her. 390 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,276 See? This is what I wanted. 391 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:51,030 Two sisters talking about real stuff. 392 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,618 Oh, I can give you that. 393 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,162 - You can? Yeah. 394 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:01,248 I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... 395 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,752 You're already a pretty perfect version of what you are. 396 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,755 Thank you. 397 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,591 You gotta admit, Emma does look cute. 398 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,721 - Did you just say, "Emma"? - Oh, I'm sorry. Ella. 399 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,147 That woman didn't know what she was talking about, Mike. 400 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,650 Obviously, you have balls. 401 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,862 - Please, let's just forget the whole thing. I would love it. 402 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,948 - Consider it forgotten. - Thank you. 403 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,450 But just so you know... 404 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:42,248 However and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. 405 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,917 Whether, you know, it's at a basketball game... 406 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,002 or in skywriting... 407 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,880 or, you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie... 408 00:25:50,048 --> 00:25:52,091 who hides it in the cake. 409 00:25:57,597 --> 00:26:00,307 It's in the cake, isn't it? 410 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,895 Where else would lame Mr. No-Balls hide it? 411 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:07,898 What's the matter with me? Why do I keep ruining this? 412 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,484 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No, it's my fault. 413 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,195 I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways... 414 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:17,575 and I just wanna tell you I love you, and I wanna spend my life with you... 415 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:25,207 - I'm gonna do this now. - Oh, my God. 416 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,838 - Phoebe, I... - Wait. Oh, wait. 417 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,052 Oh, no. 418 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,225 - Ready? - Uh-huh. 419 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:44,810 Okay. 420 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,107 Phoebe, I love you. 421 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:55,154 There's no one else in the world I would ask to marry me three times. 422 00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:00,075 But I want to take care of you... 423 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,660 have babies with you... 424 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,247 and grow old with you. 425 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,377 Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me? 426 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,172 Yes. 427 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,181 - I love you. - I love you more. 428 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,557 Not possible. 429 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,569 She's gonna be Mrs. No-Balls! 430 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,703 So how's the, uh, baby-styling business going? 431 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,997 Not that great. 432 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:51,043 It's almost as if people don't want to hear that their babies are ugly. 433 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,713 That's shocking. 434 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,759 There's Ross. Hey, Ross. 435 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,805 Hello, Ross? 436 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,100 He's rude.