1 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,077 My son. 2 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,248 My firstborn son. 3 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,921 My child king, hush. 4 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,093 Listen to the gods, for you they sing. 5 00:02:18,598 --> 00:02:21,309 Fight no more, sweet child. Your wars are won. 6 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:28,232 The wolves are buried, and the false stag done. 7 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,530 Shut your blue eyes, my love. 8 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:39,577 Let the crown fall. The Father above beckons you to his hall. 9 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,998 In Seventh Heaven, I'll see you once more. 10 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:52,173 But now I seek vengeance on Sansa the whore, 11 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:57,470 and my brother the imp, who killed his own king. 12 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:03,309 Born amongst lions, our curse from within. I will slay him, I swear. 13 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:08,606 With noose or with knife, though it take me a fortnight, 14 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,568 a moon or my life. 15 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:42,932 What is that I hear and smell? Someone I'll soon be sending to hell. 16 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:57,196 You killed my wife and now you've taken your father's life. 17 00:03:58,030 --> 00:04:03,411 No worse child ever stained this land. I curse the day I named you. 18 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,957 My greatest crime! 19 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:44,243 You're good at that. Where'd you learn? 20 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,121 I'm a jealous woman. 21 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,876 I've always liked bad men and they've always liked me. 22 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:56,756 They'd come home, wherever home was that night, 23 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,550 stinking of some whore's perfume. 24 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:05,347 So we'd fight, and I'd put a hole in them. And then I'd feel terrible... 25 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:08,350 so I'd patch them up. 26 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:11,604 -I got good at patching them up. -And good at putting holes in them. 27 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:13,898 And that. 28 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:21,030 What happened to the actress? The one who wanted you dead. 29 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:23,949 Bianca. 30 00:05:24,784 --> 00:05:26,827 She'll have a hard time finding work as an actress 31 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:28,162 after what I did to her face. 32 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:36,754 I never did learn to cook. 33 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:39,840 But eat. Eat, you need it. 34 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,263 The company is moving on to Pentos soon. You should come with us. 35 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,891 -I can't. -Why not? 36 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,227 Got a feeling you'd be good at this sort of work. 37 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:53,479 And besides, we need a new actress. 38 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,857 I don't think I could remember all of the lines. 39 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,026 Come with us. 40 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:01,695 What's left for you here? 41 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,698 You wouldn't be safe. 42 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:07,827 Not while she's looking for me. 43 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,204 Who? 44 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:12,832 She doesn't have a name. 45 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,047 Where will you go? 46 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:25,511 Essos is east and Westeros is west. 47 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,305 But what's west of Westeros? 48 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:31,183 I don't know. 49 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:34,186 Nobody does. That's where all the maps stop. 50 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,315 -The edge of the world, maybe. -I'd like to see that. 51 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,370 -What's that? -Milk of the poppy. 52 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,497 I don't want any. 53 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:57,501 Sleep is the only way you'll heal. 54 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:02,131 Trust me. If my soup didn't kill you, nothing will. 55 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,177 Thing about Gatins, right, is he used to be pretty. 56 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:51,931 I was a famous kisser. You lads know how to kiss proper? 57 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,020 -Of course, we do. -This is for masters, this technique. 58 00:07:58,437 --> 00:07:59,897 -You're not ready. -I'm ready. 59 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,106 He says he's ready. 60 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:05,235 All right. Now, pay attention. 61 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,991 You put your left hand on the back of the lady's head. 62 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:14,870 Your right hand holds the small of the lady's back like so. 63 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,333 Very romantic. Take your middle finger, 64 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,461 and you jam it right up her bunghole. 65 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,174 So fucking close. 66 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,885 It smells like pussy to me. 67 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:34,890 -Look at him. You get hard boy? -Fuck you. Disgusting old twats. 68 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:41,272 Got off on that, did you, you old fuck? 69 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,422 Where's the other one? The one with the yellow cloak? 70 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:07,423 Fuck you! 71 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,843 Those are your last words, fuck you? Come on, you can do better. 72 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:15,764 -Cunt! -You're shit at dying, you know that? 73 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,551 -I'd call that a successful gambit. -Would you? 74 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,763 Look around. The city has come back to life. 75 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,600 -You made a pact with fanatics. -I did and it worked. 76 00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:02,603 If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, 77 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,689 you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut our throat. 78 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,984 Spoken like a man who has never had to shave. 79 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,825 -I'm going to miss you. -I know. 80 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:20,370 I hope you're right about this expedition of yours. 81 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,582 If I don't return, you'll know I was wrong. 82 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:31,131 We need friends in Westeros. And we need ships. 83 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,176 -Most of all, we need our queen. -She'll come back. 84 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:36,178 She has to. 85 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,014 My heart's been broken too many times already. 86 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,437 I'll walk the rest of the way myself. I can't go off on a secret mission 87 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:48,190 in the company of the most famous dwarf in the city. 88 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,778 Varys! 89 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,824 The most famous dwarf in the world. 90 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,855 Your Grace, several members of the Faith Militant 91 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:29,523 have been permitted entry to the Red Keep. 92 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,025 Have been permitted? 93 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,070 That's a rather tortured way of putting it. 94 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,739 They demand to see you, Your Grace. 95 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,700 Who permitted them inside the Red Keep? 96 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:47,040 -The king is aware of their presence? -He is, Your Grace. 97 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,543 He's currently in his chambers in prayer. 98 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,310 Your Grace, 99 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,147 His Holiness, the High Septon wishes to speak with you at the Great Baelor. 100 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,568 His Holiness the High Septon is welcome to see me here in the Red Keep. 101 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:19,740 -Your Grace, this is not a request. -It is a request, Cousin Lancel. 102 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,284 You are asking me for something, I'm refusing. 103 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,747 The High Septon commands you. 104 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,416 Are you sure you want to refuse him? 105 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,214 He promised me I could stay in the Red Keep until my trial. 106 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:36,924 He made no such promises. 107 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,218 If you refuse to come of your own volition-- 108 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,260 Get out. 109 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,855 Move aside, ser. 110 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,903 Order your man to step aside or there will be violence. 111 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,329 I choose violence. 112 00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:51,832 Please tell His High Holiness he is always welcome to visit. 113 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:09,224 -Looks like a siege, my lady. -You have a keen military mind, Pod. 114 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,944 My lady. My lady. 115 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:30,537 -Who goes there? State your business. -My name is Brienne of Tarth. 116 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:34,082 Please inform Ser Jaime Lannister I've come to speak with him. 117 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,545 Tell him I have his sword. 118 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,559 Getting a bit old to be a squire, aren't we? 119 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,067 Podrick fucking Payne. 120 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,944 -I thought you'd be dead by now. -Not yet. 121 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,365 Are they in there? 122 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,746 You think they're fucking? 123 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,791 What? No. 124 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,877 Why not? I'd fuck her. 125 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,214 -You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? -I'm her squire. 126 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,179 He'd fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think? 127 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,263 The way she looks at him. 128 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,517 The way all women look at him is frankly irritating. 129 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,395 I preferred working with the little brother on that account. 130 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,649 Come on, you're the one with the magic cock. 131 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,860 You must have shown it to her by now. 132 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,907 -She's training me to fight. -Is she? 133 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,536 An hour in the morning, an hour at night. Every day. 134 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,457 Then how come an old cunt like me can still sneak up and murder you? 135 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,545 -That's a different sort of fighting. -Now, that's the truth, isn't it? 136 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,797 You want to learn that sort of fighting? 137 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:06,633 All right. 138 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:11,471 All right, let's start with your footwork. Show me your stance. 139 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,436 Now listen to me, Pod. See how your feet are about a yard apart? 140 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:21,982 Lesson number one, assume everyone wants to hit you. 'Cause they do, Pod. 141 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,859 Everyone wants to hit a fucking squire. 142 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,946 Do it again. Come on, don't sulk. 143 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:31,700 I never thought you'd find her. I just assumed Sansa was dead. 144 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,243 Why would you assume that? 145 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,788 In my experience, girls like her don't live very long. 146 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,624 I don't think you know many girls like her. 147 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,043 Well, I'm proud of you. 148 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,840 I am. You fulfilled your oath to Catelyn Stark against all odds. 149 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,302 Of course, my sister wants Sansa dead. 150 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:56,892 She is also a suspect in Joffrey's murder, so there is that... complication. 151 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,771 -What the hell are you doing here? -I've come for the Blackfish. 152 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,690 You're welcome to have him. 153 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:08,069 Lady Sansa desires to take her ancestral seat back from the Boltons 154 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:11,281 and assume her rightful position as Lady of Winterfell. 155 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,201 With what army does she plan on taking Winterfell? 156 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,454 -The Tully army. -They're a bit occupied at the moment. 157 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,333 I was sent here to reclaim Riverrun which is defended by the Tully rebels. 158 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,792 So you can see the conundrum. 159 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,462 The Tully's are rebels because they're fighting for their home? 160 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,923 Riverrun was granted to the Freys by royal decree. 161 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,259 As a reward for betraying Robb Stark and slaughtering his family. 162 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:32,385 Exactly. 163 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:40,268 -We shouldn't argue about politics. -You're a knight, Ser Jaime. 164 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,812 I know there is honor in you. 165 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,857 -I've seen it myself. -I'm a Lannister. 166 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:49,861 -Don't ask me to betray my own house. -I do no such thing. 167 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,822 Take Riverrun without bloodshed. 168 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,785 Ride south again with your mission complete and your army intact. 169 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,370 What do you propose? 170 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,748 Allow me to enter Riverrun under a flag of truce. 171 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,834 Let me try to persuade the Blackfish to give up the castle. 172 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,420 Why would he abandon his ancestral home? 173 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,757 Because you'll allow him to lead the Tully forces safely north. 174 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,554 Have you ever met the Blackfish? 175 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,141 -No. -He's even more stubborn than you are. 176 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:25,397 All right. Try to talk some sense into the old goat. 177 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,023 He won't listen, but his men might. 178 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,068 Not everybody wants to die for someone else's home. 179 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,778 I need your word. 180 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:37,200 If I persuade him to abandon the castle, you'll grant a safe passage north. 181 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,202 You have my word. 182 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,830 You have until nightfall. 183 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,057 You gave it to me for a purpose. 184 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,561 I've achieved that purpose. 185 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,524 It's yours. 186 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,777 It will always be yours. 187 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:26,708 -One last thing, Ser Jaime. -Yes, Lady Brienne? 188 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,003 Should I fail to persuade the Blackfish to surrender, 189 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:36,843 and if you attack the castle, honor compels me to fight for Sansa's kin. 190 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,637 Of course, it does. 191 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,764 To fight you. 192 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:47,103 Let's hope it doesn't come to that. 193 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,075 I've said no three times already. 194 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,202 I have a signed letter from your niece, Sansa Stark-- 195 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,204 I haven't seen her since she was a child. 196 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,539 I don't know her signature. I don't know you. 197 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:09,918 And I will not surrender. Double the guards tonight. 198 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,589 The Kingslayer wants to try us. I can feel it. 199 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,969 -As I have said, my name is... -Yes, Brienne of Tarth. 200 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,764 -I know your father. Good man. -He always spoke highly of you. 201 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,600 And if he were here now, I'd tell him the same I'm telling you. 202 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,019 If you think I'm abandoning my family's seat 203 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,814 on the Kingslayer's word of honor, you're a bloody fool. 204 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,525 Riverrun cannot stand against the Lannisters and the Freys. 205 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:37,028 We can stand longer than your one handed friend thinks we can. 206 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,447 -He's not my friend. -No? 207 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,119 Who gave you permission to cross the siege line and enter the castle? 208 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,330 Who gave you that sword with the gold lion on the pommel? 209 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,542 Ser Jaime kept his word to your niece Catelyn Stark. 210 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,337 He sent me to find Sansa, to help her as Catelyn wanted. 211 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,631 He gave me this sword to protect her. 212 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,259 That is what I have done and I will continue to do 213 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,885 until the day I die. 214 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,026 She's exactly like her mother. 215 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:26,619 I don't have enough men to help her take Winterfell. 216 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,204 You have more than she does. 217 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,707 She wants her home back. I understand that. 218 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,420 But this is my home. And if Jamie Lannister wants it, 219 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,965 he can bloody well take it the way everyone else does. 220 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:56,775 Find the maester. 221 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,070 We need to get a raven north to Sansa. 222 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,282 What should I write? 223 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,287 Tell her I failed. 224 00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,903 There is to be a royal announcement? 225 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,406 -There is. -Why wasn't I informed? 226 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,619 There is to be a royal announcement, 227 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,415 in the throne room at this moment. 228 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,379 Where are you going? 229 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,636 -To stand by my son. -Your place is in the gallery, 230 00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:10,014 with the other ladies of the court. 231 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:42,463 Lords and ladies, the Faith and the Crown 232 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,049 are the two pillars that hold up this world. 233 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,679 One collapses, so does the other. 234 00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:55,435 The Father judges us all. If you break his laws... 235 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:00,023 you will be punished. 236 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:05,612 After conferring with His Holiness the High Septon, 237 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:10,283 we have determined that Loras Tyrell and Cersei Lannister's trial 238 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,869 will be held in the Great Sept of Baelor 239 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,246 on the first day of the Festival of the Mother. 240 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:25,632 Furthermore, after much prayer and reflection, 241 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:29,928 the Crown has decided that from this day forward, 242 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:33,473 trial by combat will be forbidden throughout the Seven Kingdoms. 243 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:40,438 The tradition is a brutish one. A scheme devised by corrupt rulers 244 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,941 in order to avoid true judgment from the gods. 245 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:47,904 Cersei Lannister and Loras Tyrell will stand trial before seven septons 246 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:52,283 as it was in the earliest days of the Faith. Seven blessings to all. 247 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:54,702 Seven blessings. 248 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:18,226 Your Grace. 249 00:25:20,436 --> 00:25:23,106 That old rumor you told me about. 250 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,776 My little birds investigated. 251 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,363 And? 252 00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,450 Was it just a rumor or something more? 253 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:36,577 More. 254 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:40,164 Much more. 255 00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:50,299 -You seem happy. -I am happy. 256 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:53,678 You should both be happy as well. 257 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:57,849 Not so long ago, this city was ready to devour itself. 258 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:00,727 Now it's like a man reborn. 259 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:03,396 I will be happy when our queen returns. 260 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,774 Why don't you drink? Why don't either of you ever drink? 261 00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:08,276 Unsullied never drink. 262 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:09,652 -Why not? -Rules. 263 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:13,406 And who made these rules? Your former masters? 264 00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:17,577 Those miserable old shits didn't want you to be human. 265 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,245 Have a drink with me. 266 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,376 And you? What's your excuse? 267 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:30,089 I have tried wine before. It made me feel funny. 268 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:31,883 That's how you know it's working. 269 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,928 Here's to our queen. 270 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,308 Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our queen. 271 00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:47,273 To Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, 272 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:48,941 long may she reign. 273 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:50,401 -Long may she reign. -Long may she reign. 274 00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:00,495 -Do you like it? -Tastes like it has turned. 275 00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:03,706 Yes, yes. Fermentation. 276 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:11,798 One day, after our queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms... 277 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,093 I'd like to have my own vineyard. 278 00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:18,471 Make my own wine. 279 00:27:20,223 --> 00:27:21,516 The Imp's Delight. 280 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,727 Only my close friends could drink it. 281 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,691 Tell me a joke, Missandei of Naath. 282 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,904 -I do not know any jokes. -Grey Worm? 283 00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:38,574 Right. 284 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:46,791 Three lords walk into a tavern, a Stark, a Martell, and a Lannister. 285 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:51,003 They order ale, but when the barkeep brings them over, 286 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:53,840 each of them finds a fly in his cup. 287 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:58,177 The Lannister, outraged, shoves the cup aside and demands another. 288 00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:02,306 The Martell plucks the fly out and swallows it whole. 289 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,185 The Stark reaches into his cup... 290 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:09,564 pulls out the fly and shouts, 291 00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:14,026 "Spit it out, you wee shit. Spit it out." 292 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:21,784 It's funnier in Westeros. 293 00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:25,663 The Starks and the Lannisters, I thought these were enemies. 294 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:26,831 Yes. 295 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:29,584 A joke is like a story, Torgo Nudho. 296 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,712 Not a true story, necessarily. 297 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:35,715 A story that's supposed to make you laugh ideally. 298 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:39,927 Not at the moment, perhaps. Missandei, do you like the wine? 299 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:43,014 -I do. -Tell a joke! 300 00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:52,565 Two translators are on a sinking ship. 301 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:57,528 The first says, "Do you know how to swim?" 302 00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:02,408 The second says, "No, but I can shout for help in nineteen languages." 303 00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:15,796 -That is the worst joke I ever heard. -You don't even know what a joke is. 304 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,883 I am soldier all my life. You think I never hear joke? 305 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:20,593 You lied to us. 306 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,013 I make joke. 307 00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:36,025 More jokes. 308 00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:40,238 I once walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. 309 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:41,656 The madam says... 310 00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:57,713 The Masters have come for their property. 311 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,441 Lord Edmure. 312 00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:21,570 I apologize for the way the Freys treated you. 313 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,073 A man of your birth deserves better. 314 00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:27,743 You have my word you'll be properly fed and clothed from now on. 315 00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:31,580 I have your word? 316 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:35,960 Oh, good. 317 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,212 Good. That's... 318 00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:40,631 that's a fine thing. 319 00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:45,594 My uncle will never surrender the castle, ser. 320 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,930 Whatever game you're playing-- 321 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:52,226 The Blackfish is an old man. A good death is all he can hope for. 322 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:54,937 But you, you have a child now, I've heard. 323 00:30:56,772 --> 00:31:01,193 A son you sired on your wedding night. You're a potent man. 324 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:02,278 A son I've never met... 325 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:07,825 born of a wife that I haven't seen since our first night together. 326 00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:09,035 You should be with them both. 327 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:12,246 I can arrange that, you realize? 328 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:15,041 Comfortable rooms for you at Casterly Rock. 329 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:18,461 A tutor for your boy. Knights to train him to fight and to ride. 330 00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:20,838 And he comes of age, he'll have a keep of his own-- 331 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,090 Do you imagine yourself a decent person? 332 00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:25,384 Is that it? 333 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:29,305 After you've... you've massacred my family. 334 00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:34,393 Kept me in a cell for years. Stolen our lands. 335 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:37,521 I'll remind you that our houses are at war. 336 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:39,899 I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, 337 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,485 but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences. 338 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,820 Says the man who shoved his sword through his king's back. 339 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:48,449 Did I give you the impression that this was a negotiation? It's not. 340 00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:55,664 You understand, on some level, you understand that you're an evil man. 341 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:59,543 -I'll leave the judgments to the gods. -Well, that is convenient for you. 342 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:07,259 You're a fine-looking fellow, aren't you? 343 00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:13,891 With your square jaw, and your golden armor... 344 00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,144 Tell me, 345 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:22,233 I want to know. I truly do. How do you live with yourself? 346 00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:30,866 All of us have to believe that we're decent, don't we? 347 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:32,993 You have to sleep at night. 348 00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:38,249 How do you tell yourself that you're decent, 349 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:41,961 after everything that you've done? 350 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,386 I was your sister's prisoner once. 351 00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:57,101 She hit me on the head with a rock if I remember correctly. 352 00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:01,605 Yeah. 353 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:06,485 -She should have killed you. -Perhaps, but she didn't. 354 00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:13,826 Catelyn Stark hated me just like you hate me, but I didn't hate her. 355 00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:18,289 I admired her. Far more than her husband or her son. 356 00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,207 You think I care whom you admire? 357 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:21,876 No, I don't, but I'm telling you anyway 358 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:24,253 because you're my prisoner. You don't have a choice. 359 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:29,049 The love she had for her children, I was a little awed by it. 360 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,177 It reminded me of my sister. 361 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,139 Now I see. 362 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:38,559 You're a madman. 363 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:42,229 I'm not here to trade insults. Your sister was a strong-- 364 00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:46,567 -Don't talk about Cat! -I'll talk about whoever I want. 365 00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:49,987 She loved her children. 366 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,326 I suppose all mothers do, but Catelyn and Cersei, 367 00:33:56,494 --> 00:33:58,162 there's a fierceness you don't often see. 368 00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:00,706 They'd do anything to protect their babies. 369 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:06,003 Start a war. Burn cities to ash. Free their worst enemies. 370 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,881 The things we do for love. 371 00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:16,305 You didn't come here to talk about our sisters. 372 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,975 That's exactly why I came here. 373 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,103 I love Cersei. 374 00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:27,775 Now, you can laugh at that if you want. You can sneer. Doesn't matter. 375 00:34:28,776 --> 00:34:33,822 She needs me. And to get back to her, I have to take Riverrun. 376 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,453 I'll send for your baby boy. 377 00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:43,958 And I'll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult. 378 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,877 Because you don't matter to me, Lord Edmure. 379 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:50,130 Your son doesn't matter to me. 380 00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:53,884 The people in the castle don't matter to me. 381 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,720 Only Cersei. 382 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:03,686 And if I have to slaughter every Tully who ever lived to get back to her... 383 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,772 that's what I'll do. 384 00:35:34,675 --> 00:35:36,010 Who goes there? 385 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:42,349 Edmure Tully, son of Hoster Tully and the rightful Lord of Riverrun. 386 00:35:45,561 --> 00:35:49,023 -I demand entry. -Don't let him in. 387 00:35:50,858 --> 00:35:53,944 He's the Lord of Riverrun. I have to obey his commands. 388 00:35:54,028 --> 00:35:57,781 He's been their captive ever since they murdered his king at the Red Wedding. 389 00:35:58,866 --> 00:36:01,493 Why do you think the people who murdered his king at the Red Wedding 390 00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:03,662 would decide to let him come home? 391 00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:07,207 Because it's a trap, you idiot. 392 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,045 -Don't let him in. -He's my lord, my lord. 393 00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:14,214 I've sworn to serve the Lord of Riverrun and obey his commands. 394 00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:16,842 You're not obeying Edmure's commands. 395 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:20,429 You're obeying the fucking Kingslayer's commands. 396 00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:22,640 I demand entry. 397 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,392 My lord has given an order. 398 00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:29,563 With a knife to his throat. That is not a valid order. 399 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:37,237 Lower the drawbridge and open the gate for Lord Edmure-- 400 00:36:39,156 --> 00:36:42,493 I'll have your head before I surrender Riverrun. 401 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,497 You are not lord of this castle, my lord. 402 00:36:58,425 --> 00:36:59,677 Lower the drawbridge. 403 00:37:45,848 --> 00:37:50,686 If you're wrong, we've just surrendered our most valuable prisoner. 404 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,311 Welcome home, my lord. 405 00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:40,694 Command all the forces within the castle to lay down their arms. 406 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:44,281 Open the gates. 407 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:46,950 -My lord-- -Your lord has given a command. 408 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:43,549 Find the Blackfish. Put him in irons and hand him over to the Freys. 409 00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:49,304 Find him. 410 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:17,457 -Go on. -Come with us. 411 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:20,460 I've run before from the Red Wedding. I'm not running again. 412 00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,672 -This is my family home. -Your family is in the North. 413 00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:28,635 Come with us. Don't die for pride when you can fight for your blood. 414 00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:33,807 You'll serve Sansa far better than I ever could. 415 00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:42,482 Go on. Now! 416 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:46,195 I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. 417 00:40:47,154 --> 00:40:49,239 I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself. 418 00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:25,609 We found the Blackfish, my lord. 419 00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:28,946 Good. Bring him to me. 420 00:41:30,697 --> 00:41:32,616 He died fighting, my lord. 421 00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:05,417 -I was wrong. I admit it. -That changes nothing. 422 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,503 The Unsullied could mount a defense off the beachhead if the slavers-- 423 00:43:08,587 --> 00:43:11,131 No more talking from you. Your talking gave us this. 424 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:13,008 And I have acknowledged that. I'm trying-- 425 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,509 You're trying to tell me what the army should do. 426 00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:16,136 You do not know what the army should do. 427 00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:21,058 -All right, what should the army do? -We will not go to the beach. 428 00:43:21,892 --> 00:43:24,102 If we go to the beach, the Masters will take the pyramid. 429 00:43:24,186 --> 00:43:27,064 The pyramid is the only place in the city we can defend. We stay here. 430 00:43:27,147 --> 00:43:28,190 And then? 431 00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,692 We wait for them to come to us and we fight them. 432 00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:45,559 Clegane. What the fuck are you doing here? 433 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:49,229 -Chasing them. You? -Hanging them. 434 00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:53,942 -Any particular reason? -They're our men. Or they were. 435 00:44:54,651 --> 00:44:57,070 They attacked a nearby sept and murdered the villagers. 436 00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:01,533 -Why do you want them? -Same reason. I was helping build it. 437 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:04,369 They killed a friend of mine. 438 00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:09,124 -You've got friends? -Not anymore. They're mine. 439 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,459 It's the Brotherhood's good name they've dragged through the dirt. 440 00:45:11,543 --> 00:45:13,378 Fuck your name. They're mine. 441 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,964 I killed you once before, Dondarrion. Happy to do it again. 442 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:18,842 Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. 443 00:45:20,802 --> 00:45:22,804 Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me. 444 00:45:25,432 --> 00:45:26,516 You can have one of them. 445 00:45:32,022 --> 00:45:32,981 Two. 446 00:45:44,618 --> 00:45:46,077 No, no, no. 447 00:45:46,995 --> 00:45:49,122 We're not butchers. We hang them. 448 00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:52,459 Hanging? All over in an instant. 449 00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:55,086 -Where's the punishment in that? -They die. 450 00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:58,048 We all bloody die. Except this one here. 451 00:45:59,883 --> 00:46:02,135 -I'll only gut one of them. -No. 452 00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:05,639 Chop off one hand. 453 00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:08,683 We gave you two of the three out of respect for your loss. 454 00:46:09,309 --> 00:46:10,352 That's generous. 455 00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:15,649 Bunch of nancies. 456 00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:21,363 There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three. 457 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:23,823 -You're getting old, Clegane. -He's not. 458 00:46:27,244 --> 00:46:29,287 Please, don't. I'll give you anything. 459 00:46:57,691 --> 00:46:58,942 You got anything to eat? 460 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:12,747 Enjoying yourself? 461 00:47:14,374 --> 00:47:15,625 I prefer chicken. 462 00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,547 You ought to join us. We could use you. 463 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,551 I tried joining. It didn't work out for me. 464 00:47:24,634 --> 00:47:26,886 Clegane, we're here for a reason. 465 00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:32,392 The Lord of Light is keeping Beric alive for a reason. 466 00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:37,480 He gave a failed, drunk priest the power to bring him back for a reason. 467 00:47:38,148 --> 00:47:40,233 We're part of something larger than ourselves. 468 00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:43,445 Lot of horrible shit in this world gets done 469 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:45,405 for something larger than ourselves. 470 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,206 Cold winds are rising in the North. 471 00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:57,584 And you're going to go stop them? 472 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:00,837 We need good men to help us. 473 00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:04,674 Last time you saw me, you wanted to execute me. 474 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:07,635 True enough. 475 00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:12,223 But the Lord of Light gave you the power to defeat me. Why? 476 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,227 I beat you because I'm better than you, Beric. 477 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,024 I was better than you before you started yammering on about the Lord, 478 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,360 and I'm better than you now. 479 00:48:24,486 --> 00:48:28,198 Aye, you're probably right. You're a fighter. 480 00:48:29,366 --> 00:48:33,161 You were born a fighter. You walked away from the fight. 481 00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:35,455 How did that go? 482 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,044 Good and bad, young and old, 483 00:48:42,337 --> 00:48:44,464 the things we're fighting will destroy them all alike. 484 00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:49,511 You can still help a lot more than you've harmed, Clegane. 485 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,513 It's not too late for you. 486 00:49:55,702 --> 00:49:56,744 Lady Crane? 487 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:06,588 Lady Crane? 488 00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:17,474 If you'd have done your job, she would have died painlessly. 489 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:20,894 Instead... 490 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,232 The Many-Faced God was promised a name. 491 00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:29,694 He must always receive what is his. 492 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:31,863 You can't change that. 493 00:50:33,406 --> 00:50:36,784 I can't change that. No one can. 494 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:41,956 And now he's been promised another name. 495 00:54:22,051 --> 00:54:23,302 It will all be over soon. 496 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,473 On your knees or on your feet? 497 00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:40,653 Haven't we been through this already? 498 00:54:42,739 --> 00:54:43,948 That won't help you. 499 00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:57,855 You told her to kill me. 500 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:06,739 Yes. 501 00:56:07,782 --> 00:56:08,783 But here you are. 502 00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:11,619 And there she is. 503 00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:24,590 Finally a girl is no one. 504 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:31,055 A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, 505 00:56:32,682 --> 00:56:34,183 and I am going home.