1 00:00:00,060 --> 00:00:07,560 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,924 Ladies and gents, Supes and civvies, 3 00:00:20,929 --> 00:00:22,826 rip up the history books, 4 00:00:22,831 --> 00:00:24,078 'cause in New York this morning, 5 00:00:24,082 --> 00:00:26,746 Godolkin University all-star A-Train 6 00:00:26,751 --> 00:00:29,023 was just drafted into La Siete. 7 00:00:29,028 --> 00:00:30,984 Which of course makes the speedster 8 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:34,454 the first African American on the world's premier super team. 9 00:00:34,459 --> 00:00:38,091 And so we're thrilled to welcome A-Train to The Seven, 10 00:00:38,096 --> 00:00:41,636 which proves what we have been saying for a long time: 11 00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:44,806 We live in a post-racism world. 12 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:48,518 Oh, my gosh. All praise be to God first. 13 00:00:48,523 --> 00:00:51,646 Yeah, I just... I-I just want to remain humble... 14 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,898 First Black man in The Seven. 15 00:00:53,903 --> 00:00:55,642 Hey, girls! Come look at this. 16 00:00:55,647 --> 00:00:57,144 - No, thanks, Daddy. - No, thanks, Daddy. 17 00:00:57,148 --> 00:00:58,478 This is history. 18 00:00:58,483 --> 00:01:00,113 Don't smile. 19 00:01:00,118 --> 00:01:01,990 - I'm not. - You have to do it like Kendall. 20 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,309 He goes clubbing with Jake Paul and Scott Disick. 21 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,961 I will take whatever I can get. 22 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,420 Use the 1977 filter. 23 00:01:07,425 --> 00:01:09,373 No, I'm using Lord Kelvin. That's the good one. 24 00:01:09,377 --> 00:01:11,880 A-Train's the most driven kid I've taught since Queen Maeve. 25 00:01:12,547 --> 00:01:14,386 Stop! 26 00:01:14,391 --> 00:01:16,338 - That's the best one! - Delete it, Marie! 27 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:17,635 Delete it. 28 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:20,592 What's the matter? 29 00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:22,127 Um... I'll be r... 30 00:01:22,132 --> 00:01:24,437 - I'll be right back. - Marie. You okay? 31 00:01:24,442 --> 00:01:25,539 Yeah, it's just a stomachache. 32 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:26,598 You eat something? 33 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:28,142 - It was probably your tilapia. - Mm-mm. 34 00:01:28,146 --> 00:01:29,667 You... 35 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,620 cram it. 36 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,655 And you, let me get you some Pepto. 37 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,074 Mm-mm. Really, it's fine. 38 00:01:38,514 --> 00:01:39,945 I'll always protect you. 39 00:01:39,949 --> 00:01:41,322 Your little hero will... 40 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:12,852 Baby girl? 41 00:02:12,857 --> 00:02:15,021 - You need help? - Don't come in! 42 00:02:15,026 --> 00:02:16,570 I'm fine. 43 00:02:25,787 --> 00:02:28,242 Marie! 44 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:30,124 Marie! Are you... 45 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,632 Mom? 46 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:39,879 Marie. 47 00:02:39,884 --> 00:02:42,006 - Mom? - Baby girl. 48 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:45,181 Jackie? 49 00:02:46,465 --> 00:02:47,912 Jesus, what happened? 50 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,297 Marie, what happened? 51 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,762 Marie, what the hell happened? 52 00:03:41,362 --> 00:03:43,776 Ever since Starlight left The Seven, 53 00:03:43,781 --> 00:03:46,863 I've just been inspired to speak my own truth. 54 00:03:46,868 --> 00:03:48,981 I mean, we all have boundaries, right? 55 00:05:35,893 --> 00:05:36,989 Let me go! 56 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,934 Hey! 57 00:06:04,772 --> 00:06:07,520 Guess you should've made your wife come, 58 00:06:07,525 --> 00:06:08,771 snowflake cuck. 59 00:06:08,776 --> 00:06:10,606 I should just get up and leave. 60 00:06:10,611 --> 00:06:13,067 But you like watching Homebanger fuck me. 61 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,083 Move, perv. 62 00:06:47,465 --> 00:06:49,295 Oh, my God! 63 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,339 Sorry. 64 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,799 Wow. Guess I'm just surprised. 65 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,761 But I can go, right? I mean, it's a full ride. 66 00:06:56,766 --> 00:06:58,971 - And I'm 18. - Congratulations. 67 00:06:58,976 --> 00:07:01,307 Wouldn't be surprised if you ended up 68 00:07:01,312 --> 00:07:02,892 protecting a city one day. 69 00:07:02,897 --> 00:07:05,269 I think you meant to say "first Black woman in The Seven". 70 00:07:05,274 --> 00:07:06,646 Well, I stand corrected. 71 00:07:08,319 --> 00:07:09,732 Look, Marie, um... 72 00:07:11,405 --> 00:07:14,779 Most kids around here with a history like yours, 73 00:07:14,784 --> 00:07:16,989 they don't get adopted. 74 00:07:16,994 --> 00:07:20,034 So they get sent to the Vought Adult Facility in Elmira. 75 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,244 Yeah. 76 00:07:21,249 --> 00:07:23,084 - I know. - I don't think you do. 77 00:07:26,504 --> 00:07:29,540 That place, it-it's not like here. 78 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:31,926 You would be locked up. 79 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,740 Worse. 80 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,425 But a-a God U graduate? 81 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:38,177 Um, you could... 82 00:07:38,182 --> 00:07:40,179 wipe all that clean and start fresh. 83 00:07:40,184 --> 00:07:41,272 So don't fuck it up. 84 00:07:41,277 --> 00:07:42,974 Don't fuck it up. 85 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:44,684 I'm never coming back. 86 00:07:48,693 --> 00:07:50,069 I'm super focused. 87 00:07:50,812 --> 00:07:52,275 I'm super inclusive. 88 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,235 I'm super curious. 89 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,070 I'm super abled. 90 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,077 What kind of super are you? 91 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,242 I'm Dean Indira Shetty. 92 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,244 Welcome to Godolkin University. 93 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,830 We've trained the best and brightest young heroes 94 00:08:05,835 --> 00:08:07,623 since 1965. 95 00:08:07,628 --> 00:08:10,293 But more than that, we're a family. 96 00:08:10,298 --> 00:08:12,895 A community of supportive faculty and peers 97 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,964 who will accept you as the unique, 98 00:08:14,969 --> 00:08:17,383 culturally rich change agent that you are. 99 00:08:17,388 --> 00:08:20,678 You'll begin with challenging but meaningful core curriculum 100 00:08:20,683 --> 00:08:22,138 such as Hero Ethics 101 00:08:22,143 --> 00:08:23,723 and Understanding Branding. 102 00:08:23,728 --> 00:08:25,766 After that, you'll declare your major. 103 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:28,019 Perhaps you'll join the Crimson Countess School 104 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:29,320 for the Performing Arts. 105 00:08:29,325 --> 00:08:30,938 Alumni include stars 106 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:33,691 from such shows as Riverdale, Pretty Little Liars 107 00:08:33,696 --> 00:08:35,776 and So You Think You've Got Super Talent? 108 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,528 Or maybe you'll be accepted 109 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:39,864 into the Lamplighter School of Crimefighting, 110 00:08:39,869 --> 00:08:42,225 which has produced every top ten-ranked student 111 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:45,186 for the past 30 years, who have all gone on 112 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,414 to protect America's greatest cities. 113 00:08:48,419 --> 00:08:50,916 Maybe you'll make the top ten, too. 114 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,427 So whether you want to walk the mean streets 115 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:54,929 or the red carpet, 116 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:58,182 Godolkin is a safe space for you to thrive. 117 00:08:58,187 --> 00:09:00,406 We're super excited to meet you. 118 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,198 Yo! 119 00:09:47,203 --> 00:09:49,041 I'm Maverick, your R.A. 120 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,711 Mandatory consent seminar, common room at 3:00. 121 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,739 Are you pitching a consent seminar with your dick out? 122 00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:56,107 Yes, my dick is out. Common room at 3:00. 123 00:09:56,112 --> 00:09:58,151 begins today for the trial of Homelander. 124 00:09:58,155 --> 00:09:59,486 She's dead. They need to take that... 125 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,278 Autographed Maeve merch is insa... 126 00:10:01,283 --> 00:10:03,447 Day one at God U. 127 00:10:03,452 --> 00:10:05,449 So I figured 128 00:10:05,454 --> 00:10:07,410 it's time to test my shit 129 00:10:07,415 --> 00:10:09,328 against the toughest motherfucker here. 130 00:10:10,751 --> 00:10:13,683 That's my gerbil, David Caruso. 131 00:10:13,688 --> 00:10:15,351 And it's about to go down! 132 00:10:15,356 --> 00:10:18,671 Welcome to fight night here on Fun Sized with Little Cricket! 133 00:10:18,676 --> 00:10:20,256 Oh, shit. Hang on. 134 00:10:20,261 --> 00:10:22,466 Hey! You must be Marie! 135 00:10:22,471 --> 00:10:24,473 No, down here. 136 00:10:25,650 --> 00:10:27,935 Hi! I'm Emma. 137 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,588 H... Hi. 138 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,347 Here I am. 139 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,448 Hi! 140 00:10:45,453 --> 00:10:47,908 I have been dying to meet you. 141 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:52,580 Oh, God, you're so pretty. 142 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,014 - Thanks. - You want a White Claw? 143 00:10:54,019 --> 00:10:55,833 It's 9:00 in the morning. 144 00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:57,401 It's 10:01 somewhere. 145 00:10:58,411 --> 00:11:00,050 Are you cool with David Caruso? 146 00:11:00,055 --> 00:11:02,531 - He won't shit in your shit. - I've never had a pet. 147 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,632 Oh, really? 148 00:11:03,637 --> 00:11:04,800 Who's David Caruso? 149 00:11:04,805 --> 00:11:06,015 You didn't see Jade? 150 00:11:07,008 --> 00:11:08,585 Are you fucking kidding? 151 00:11:10,227 --> 00:11:11,437 Oh. Wow. 152 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,851 So what were you doing? 153 00:11:13,856 --> 00:11:15,274 Uh, my YouTube show. 154 00:11:16,484 --> 00:11:17,688 Fun Sized with Little Cricket? 155 00:11:17,693 --> 00:11:19,565 You haven't seen it? 156 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:21,650 Oh. Well, I'm kind of like PewDiePie 157 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:22,656 without the Nazi stuff. 158 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,155 Wait, you don't know him either? 159 00:11:25,159 --> 00:11:27,097 We only had one computer growing up, 160 00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,750 and it was donut-glazed from all the 14-year-old boys, 161 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,160 so... 162 00:11:31,165 --> 00:11:32,620 - Boy. - Oh. 163 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,655 I mean, my brother. Chris. 164 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,115 My parents had to wear 165 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,250 hazmat suits just to go in his room. 166 00:11:38,255 --> 00:11:39,302 Well, can't be worse 167 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,504 than my brother. 168 00:11:41,509 --> 00:11:43,297 Or sister. 169 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,303 Or parents. 170 00:11:45,046 --> 00:11:48,344 - Hey, how do you open this? - Oh, they don't open. 171 00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:49,437 Or break. 172 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,805 I guess kids were jumping out and flying off. 173 00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:53,891 Come on. Let's go. 174 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:14,110 So what are we doing here exactly? 175 00:12:14,115 --> 00:12:16,085 Dude, his workouts are practically the social event 176 00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:17,089 of the season. 177 00:12:17,094 --> 00:12:18,094 Whose? 178 00:12:18,099 --> 00:12:19,317 His. 179 00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:23,629 What's up, Golden Boy? 180 00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:25,297 Holy fucking shit. 181 00:12:25,302 --> 00:12:27,888 You know, when Golden Boy flames on, his clothes burn off. 182 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,649 And he's uncut. 183 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,056 'Cause I guess, like, he's impossible to cut. 184 00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:35,905 I'd burn my tongue on that. 185 00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:40,526 Hey. 186 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,148 Did you get any sleep last night? 187 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,709 Same fucking nightmare. 188 00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:46,569 - The one with all the trees? - Yeah. 189 00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:48,014 I don't know what the fuck it means. 190 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,698 Yeah, I don't know. 191 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,783 I guess I'm just gonna have to fuck you rotten 192 00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:55,082 - till it stops. - Oh, did I say I want it to stop? 193 00:13:01,964 --> 00:13:03,202 All right! 194 00:13:03,207 --> 00:13:04,370 Tongue in your head. 195 00:13:04,675 --> 00:13:05,838 Head in the game. 196 00:13:05,843 --> 00:13:07,378 Yes, you. 197 00:13:08,971 --> 00:13:10,134 Thank you. 198 00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:11,552 And thank you. 199 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:15,431 Uh, dude, I am not sweating The Incredible Steve. 200 00:13:15,436 --> 00:13:17,057 Or anyone that has "the" in their name. 201 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:19,184 I hope not. I got ten grand on you. 202 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,271 All right, well, we split it fifty-fifty, huh? 203 00:13:22,276 --> 00:13:23,731 Or else I throw the match. 204 00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:26,734 Fuck you. Asshole. 205 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,320 - Kick his ass. - Lovable asshole. 206 00:13:37,124 --> 00:13:39,788 Luke... ! 207 00:13:43,297 --> 00:13:45,836 Golden Boy! Golden Boy! Golden Boy! 208 00:13:50,638 --> 00:13:53,135 Golden Boy! Golden Boy! Golden Boy! 209 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:55,351 Golden Boy! Golden Boy! 210 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,087 See what I mean? It's like a... 211 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,130 big, fiery sea cucumber. 212 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,197 I'm gonna be down there one day. 213 00:14:13,202 --> 00:14:14,823 Jerking off his flaming shar-pei? 214 00:14:14,828 --> 00:14:16,116 Ranked in the top ten. 215 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,662 Number one in the top ten. 216 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,211 Jesus Christ, wh-who wants that kind of pressure? 217 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,458 I do. 218 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,468 Yeah. 219 00:14:30,594 --> 00:14:32,596 Or you can be like that guy. 220 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:42,059 Hey. Look at me. 221 00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:44,228 You did good, all right? Next time. 222 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:45,813 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 223 00:14:47,069 --> 00:14:48,732 Wait, fuck me. 224 00:14:48,737 --> 00:14:50,567 Class schedules are out. 225 00:14:50,572 --> 00:14:52,569 - They are? - Mm-hmm. 226 00:14:52,574 --> 00:14:54,697 Can I borrow your phone? 227 00:14:54,702 --> 00:14:56,036 I don't have one yet. 228 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,339 A phone? 229 00:14:59,873 --> 00:15:01,450 Wait, are you Amish? 230 00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:04,286 Is Black Amish a thing? 231 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,960 Jordan, right? 232 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,059 Jordan Li? 233 00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:25,170 First of all, 234 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,295 you're awesome. 235 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,838 I mean, wow. 236 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,173 Ranked number two. 237 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,650 Yeah, if you want Professor Brink's autograph, 238 00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:31,984 - you got to buy his book. - Oh. 239 00:15:31,989 --> 00:15:33,527 No, that's not why I'm... 240 00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,220 Uh... 241 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,513 There's clearly been a mistake. 242 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,249 I-I signed up for Brink's 243 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,783 Freshmen Intro to Crimefighting, 244 00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,368 but it's not on my schedule. 245 00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:42,828 - What's your name? - Moreau. 246 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:43,929 Marie. 247 00:15:45,085 --> 00:15:46,231 Marie Moreau. 248 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,233 Oh, yeah, I see the problem. 249 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,090 You were rejected. 250 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:52,504 Wh-What? 251 00:15:52,509 --> 00:15:54,214 What do you mean? 252 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,675 I-I, like, quadruple-checked the forms. 253 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,594 Yeah, we just don't have space for everyone. 254 00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:00,596 No, but I have to take... Intro. 255 00:16:00,601 --> 00:16:03,432 Everyone who majors in crimefighting takes Intro. 256 00:16:03,437 --> 00:16:04,850 Look, most freshmen show up, 257 00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:06,518 they think they'll major in crimefighting, 258 00:16:06,523 --> 00:16:08,228 crush their combat and forensics classes 259 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,314 and score a city contract, but they won't. 260 00:16:10,319 --> 00:16:11,499 I mean, you're competing with kids 261 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:12,791 who have cleared homicide cases, 262 00:16:12,796 --> 00:16:14,193 who have over a million followers. 263 00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:16,487 And you... 264 00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:17,821 you don't even have an Insta. 265 00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:19,448 Now, I kind of got to get back to this. 266 00:16:19,453 --> 00:16:21,185 - Can I talk to Professor Brink about this? - No. 267 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,493 I made the call. I'm his T.A. 268 00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:24,745 Hold on. This was your decision? 269 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,447 Who are you to reject me? 270 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,781 - His T.A. - Jordan! 271 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,164 What the fuck? 272 00:16:32,966 --> 00:16:34,922 Goddamn, 273 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,532 that's the fastest draw I've ever seen. 274 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,318 Uh, gonna need to buy me a new shirt, Professor. 275 00:16:38,322 --> 00:16:39,927 Oh, hey, sorry, champ. 276 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,720 - So, what do we got? - Um... 277 00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:44,431 Ashley Barrett asked you to speak at the Vought retreat 278 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,266 - in Sun Valley. - Mm, hard pass. 279 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,559 Good Morning America wants 280 00:16:47,564 --> 00:16:49,394 to interview you about "how Brink's technique 281 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,188 with super kids can help with your kid". 282 00:16:51,193 --> 00:16:52,339 Tell 'em to read my book. 283 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,771 I've read your book. 284 00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:57,611 - I've read all of your books. - I've already handled this, sir. 285 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:58,779 Sir, she... 286 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,364 I mean, he... 287 00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:01,782 they... 288 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,826 rejected me from your Intro class. 289 00:17:03,831 --> 00:17:05,491 But they're dead wrong. 290 00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:07,913 They don't know me. 291 00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:09,473 That so? 292 00:17:09,478 --> 00:17:10,891 It's like you always say: 293 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,459 "It's not about the talent. 294 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,044 It's about the drive". 295 00:17:14,049 --> 00:17:15,462 Right? 296 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,713 And that's me. 297 00:17:16,718 --> 00:17:18,720 I could go all the way. I just... 298 00:17:21,181 --> 00:17:22,516 I just need the chance. 299 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,684 Performing Arts is a fine program. 300 00:17:28,689 --> 00:17:30,941 You could be on Dancing with the Stars. 301 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,222 What's going on? 302 00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:09,271 He's tweaking on meth. 303 00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:12,194 He's on the north lawn. 304 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,159 - We need backup. - Stat. 305 00:18:25,195 --> 00:18:27,326 Let's just... calm down. 306 00:18:36,457 --> 00:18:38,875 I'm not going back to the fucking Woods! 307 00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:46,720 I got him! 308 00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,055 Hi. 309 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,196 Hey, hey, who is that guy? 310 00:18:55,692 --> 00:18:57,161 Shit. 311 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,139 Please don't-don't leave me in here. 312 00:19:14,144 --> 00:19:15,540 Please. 313 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,542 Please, please! 314 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,252 Plea... ! 315 00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:22,297 Godolkin is a safe space for you to thrive. 316 00:19:22,302 --> 00:19:24,633 So then security just dragged the kid off? 317 00:19:24,638 --> 00:19:25,884 So fucking crazy. 318 00:19:25,889 --> 00:19:27,803 And you didn't film it. 319 00:19:27,808 --> 00:19:29,805 Kind of had other stuff on my mind. 320 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,979 Yeah, but you could've got a million likes. 321 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,657 I wish I got attacked. 322 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,744 Oh, come on. They live on our floor. 323 00:19:40,654 --> 00:19:44,027 Hey, performing arts won't be so bad. Just... 324 00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:46,238 try and make friends like a normal human. 325 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,777 So, my guys at Innovative are sending me out 326 00:19:51,782 --> 00:19:53,812 for this limited series on Vought Plus. 327 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,189 It's an elevated superhero thing. 328 00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:58,150 Really a meditation on grief 329 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,777 told through 70 years of sitcoms. 330 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,863 And Zach Braff is directing. 331 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,449 We're friends, so... fingers crossed. 332 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,619 Damn. My manager only sends me out on broadcast, but... 333 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,786 Sorry, you're Justine, right? 334 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,471 - Yeah. - Okay, so I loved you 335 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,016 in Pretty/Deadly and Babysitter School. 336 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:14,391 Um, so I'm Emma. 337 00:20:14,396 --> 00:20:15,976 That's-that's Marie. 338 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,519 That's so sweet. 339 00:20:17,524 --> 00:20:18,687 Thank you. 340 00:20:18,692 --> 00:20:20,272 And... 341 00:20:20,277 --> 00:20:21,815 I've seen you in something. 342 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,840 I did do a small reoccurring in Chicago Fire. 343 00:20:24,845 --> 00:20:26,069 Burn victim. 344 00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:28,238 No. Wait. 345 00:20:28,243 --> 00:20:29,573 You're Little Cricket. 346 00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:30,824 Oh, my God. 347 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,577 You are so funny. 348 00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:35,788 Holy shit. No, that's right. Um... 349 00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:37,873 - Fun Sized with Little Cricket. - Right? 350 00:20:37,878 --> 00:20:39,107 I'm a huge fan. 351 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:40,625 Your channel's the fucking bomb. 352 00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,677 Thanks. 353 00:20:41,682 --> 00:20:43,136 Yeah. 354 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,384 And where have I seen you? 355 00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:47,632 Uh, right here. 356 00:20:48,722 --> 00:20:49,940 Now. 357 00:20:53,718 --> 00:20:55,140 I got to go. 358 00:20:58,398 --> 00:21:00,108 I'll-I'll see you guys around. 359 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,565 Hey. 360 00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:04,608 What's wrong? 361 00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:05,817 No offense, 362 00:21:05,822 --> 00:21:08,153 but this shit is very, very not me. 363 00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:10,489 Okay, well, this shit is 90% of being a hero. 364 00:21:10,494 --> 00:21:13,200 Marie, only five kids a year score a city contract. 365 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,743 The rest of us... 366 00:21:14,748 --> 00:21:16,578 sing and dance and sell merch for Vought. 367 00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,080 But we're superheroes. 368 00:21:18,085 --> 00:21:19,907 That's really what you want? 369 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,539 I can't fight bad guys when I'm the size of a pickle, so yeah. 370 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,670 I mean, I'm also hoping for a three-way. 371 00:21:26,968 --> 00:21:29,382 You remember when we first met? 372 00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:31,593 Chapter nine of your book. 373 00:21:31,598 --> 00:21:34,304 I had to sit on a folding chair in your folks' living room 374 00:21:34,309 --> 00:21:36,723 'cause you kept burning holes in the furniture. 375 00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:38,475 Shy little nothing 376 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,477 that could barely make eye contact. 377 00:21:40,482 --> 00:21:41,929 You remember what I told you? 378 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,586 - You said that I'd be bigger than Homelander. - Did I? 379 00:21:52,869 --> 00:21:55,200 Hafnium carbide alloy. 380 00:21:55,205 --> 00:21:57,452 Won't melt no matter how hot you burn. 381 00:21:57,457 --> 00:22:00,494 No more showing your balls to America. 382 00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:04,359 I mean, this thing is low eight figures, easy. 383 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,679 No one's actually gonna pay for this. 384 00:22:05,683 --> 00:22:07,096 New York already has. 385 00:22:07,101 --> 00:22:08,922 They're building it as we speak. 386 00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,133 Would you rather take Maeve's old apartment 387 00:22:11,138 --> 00:22:12,556 or Starlight's? 388 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,251 Now, it's gonna take the lawyers a... 389 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:23,170 couple months to paper the deal, 390 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,677 but you, my boy, are going to The Seven. 391 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:28,163 No draft, no nothin'. 392 00:22:29,464 --> 00:22:30,724 It's done. 393 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,517 We did it. 394 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,107 Huh? 395 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,446 Luke. 396 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:51,128 You okay? 397 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,160 Yeah. 398 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,328 I'm great. 399 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,672 You lost? 400 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:05,712 I got it. 401 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,631 Thanks. 402 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,383 Those were some sweet moves last night. 403 00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:12,202 I was coming up with your superhero name. 404 00:23:12,207 --> 00:23:13,208 You want to hear it? 405 00:23:14,284 --> 00:23:15,555 Bloody Marie. 406 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,682 - That's terrible. - Yeah, it is. 407 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,894 Well, um... 408 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,437 that skinny kid, 409 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:24,856 did you... You seen him before? 410 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,984 The way they dragged him off was just fucked, right? 411 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,449 He was out of control. 412 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,072 Okay, Coagula. 413 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,908 - Even worse. - I'll k... I'll keep workshopping. 414 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,785 I'll show you what I come up with? 415 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,791 Tonight? 416 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:42,165 A few of us are going on a... field trip. 417 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,542 Off campus. 418 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,544 Golden Boy, myself, a few others. You should come. 419 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,295 Uh, me? 420 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,714 - Yeah. - Out with you guys? 421 00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:52,247 I mean, that's how socializing works, right? 422 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,470 We'd be breaking curfew. 423 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,638 If we get caught. 424 00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,103 We're not gonna get caught. 425 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:00,350 Thanks... 426 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:02,357 for the invite, uh, but no. 427 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:04,663 I can't afford the trouble. 428 00:24:04,668 --> 00:24:06,703 Well... 429 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,514 Crimefighting Building at 10:00 if you change your mind. 430 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,657 Okay, this is me changing your fucking mind right now. 431 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,993 You have a chance to go party with Golden Boy 432 00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,286 and you aren't sure? 433 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:20,745 Are you insane? 434 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,373 I think he has a girlfriend, right? 435 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,766 Yes, and she's hot! 436 00:24:24,771 --> 00:24:26,601 Oh, my God! You're gonna have a three-way. 437 00:24:26,606 --> 00:24:28,837 You are literally living my dream. 438 00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,547 Then you go. 439 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,132 I wasn't invited. 440 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,051 Marie, this is a huge opportunity for you. 441 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,953 And, much more importantly, for me. 442 00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:38,889 Because if you get in good with those guys, 443 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,057 - that means I will. - Emma. 444 00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:43,360 You don't understand the world-ending trouble I'll be in 445 00:24:43,365 --> 00:24:44,366 if I'm busted. 446 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,506 My dad is... 447 00:24:47,511 --> 00:24:48,607 really strict. 448 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,467 The point is, 449 00:24:50,472 --> 00:24:52,460 I can't fuck up. 450 00:24:52,465 --> 00:24:54,921 I'm gonna be jerking off about this the whole night, 451 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:57,299 so if you don't go, just be prepared for that experience. 452 00:24:57,304 --> 00:24:58,783 And I'm loud as fuck. 453 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,118 I don't... 454 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,494 have anything to wear. 455 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:03,455 Please borrow whatever you want from my closet. 456 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,167 Okay. 457 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,423 So... 458 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:12,848 You need to load up your legs with lube to get into these. 459 00:25:12,853 --> 00:25:14,508 I'll help you get out of them tonight. 460 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:16,551 - How am I supposed to pee? - Oh, you don't. 461 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:19,179 Like, literally never. 462 00:25:25,548 --> 00:25:26,794 Oh! Told you. 463 00:25:26,799 --> 00:25:27,862 This is Marie. 464 00:25:27,867 --> 00:25:29,607 She's the one that I was telling you guys about. 465 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,837 Hey. I'm Luke. 466 00:25:32,172 --> 00:25:33,393 Uh, this is Cate. 467 00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:36,279 I know who you are. 468 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,203 I know every... 469 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,334 Nice to meet you. 470 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,420 - Uh, that's Jordan. - Yeah, we've met. 471 00:25:43,425 --> 00:25:45,305 You gonna reject me from this outing, too? 472 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:46,848 - I'd love to. - No, play nice 473 00:25:46,853 --> 00:25:49,439 or I will not share my drugs with you. 474 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,217 Uh, come on. We'll take my car. 475 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,166 - Oh! - Uh-huh. 476 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,211 - Oy. - Fucking drip, baby. 477 00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:37,207 Shit. One more. 478 00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:43,471 You want some? 479 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,507 Um... no, thank you. 480 00:26:45,512 --> 00:26:47,047 All right. 481 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:50,645 I can't believe I'm at Seven Tower. 482 00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:52,647 Let me guess. 483 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:55,266 You were six years old in a Maeve costume, 484 00:26:55,271 --> 00:26:57,610 just dreaming about making The Seven. 485 00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:59,417 Now I do. 486 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,198 But no. 487 00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:06,745 I didn't even know I had powers until I was 12. 488 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,804 Really? 489 00:27:07,809 --> 00:27:10,879 My parents gave me V as a baby. 490 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,049 But it didn't hit till puberty. 491 00:27:15,608 --> 00:27:17,610 Oh, they must've been excited. 492 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,222 Thrilled. 493 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,809 It's still the only thing my dad talks about. 494 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,600 Brags about it to all the guys at his pickup games. 495 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,029 I'm sorry. Uh... 496 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,241 I'm lying. 497 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:44,454 M-My parents died. 498 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,175 I don't know why I do that. 499 00:27:51,661 --> 00:27:53,750 My brother passed away, too. 500 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,348 I'm sorry. 501 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,854 That's, uh, why I'm here. 502 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,965 At this school. 503 00:28:05,366 --> 00:28:06,576 For my sister. 504 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,019 I want to... 505 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,443 prove to her that I'm not... 506 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,195 Can I give you some advice? 507 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,115 That you're not at all asking for? 508 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,704 Please. 509 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,002 Being a hero is, uh... 510 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,541 It's not what you think. 511 00:28:41,118 --> 00:28:42,549 You know, if you're gonna do this, 512 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,122 make sure you do it for you. 513 00:28:51,312 --> 00:28:53,143 Oh, I can't believe it. 514 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,395 Little Cricket. 515 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,480 I used to jerk off to you when I was 14. 516 00:28:57,485 --> 00:28:59,774 That's... sweet. 517 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,693 Mm. Oh. 518 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:16,249 Hey, can we try something? 519 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,417 Yeah. 520 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,669 I don't want you to think I'm weird. 521 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,426 You're not weird. 522 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,800 Would you, uh... 523 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:29,345 get little? 524 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,519 Well, that wouldn't really work, 'cause, like... 525 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,683 anatomy. 526 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,816 Yeah, obviously not that. 527 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:41,821 Well, you know, it's not so easy for me to get little. 528 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,446 Hey, but what we're doing now is great, right? 529 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:51,080 You... 530 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,000 sexy and small... 531 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:58,333 hanging off my cock. 532 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:00,168 You'd be so fucking hot. 533 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,969 Please? 534 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:10,892 Awesome. 535 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,265 Wait here. I'll just take a minute. 536 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,520 Sorry. 537 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:19,943 I just need a... 538 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,487 shirt. 539 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,403 I'll just be a minute. 540 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,102 Reservation under? 541 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,520 We don't have one. 542 00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:46,649 But you don't give a fuck. Right? 543 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:47,859 I do not give a fuck. 544 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,282 Follow me. 545 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:08,471 You guys in? 546 00:32:08,476 --> 00:32:09,597 Is that cocaine? 547 00:32:09,602 --> 00:32:11,846 We finished all the coke. It's Molly. 548 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,595 Hey, I don't really fuck with powders, 549 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,856 but I do microdose shrooms. 550 00:32:17,861 --> 00:32:19,821 So, what do you say, freshman? 551 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:24,103 Um... 552 00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,438 no, thank you. 553 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,154 You know, I could take my glove off and make you. 554 00:32:29,189 --> 00:32:31,311 I won't, 'cause I'm all about consent. 555 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,613 But I could. So... 556 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,490 you should. 557 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:54,050 Aw. Yes! 558 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,635 Yes! 559 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,512 - Now let's dance! - What? 560 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,643 Come on. 561 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,099 I told you. 562 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,560 Yeah. She's cool. 563 00:33:04,565 --> 00:33:06,009 Fuck. 564 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,023 Oh, fuck, that's so great. 565 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,947 Squeeze a little harder. 566 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:14,487 - Oh! - How's that? 567 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:15,822 That's great. 568 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,365 Now try kicking my balls. 569 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,908 Okay. 570 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,453 Is this the biggest dick you've ever seen? 571 00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,957 I mean, yeah, relatively. 572 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,417 Can you say it? 573 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,169 Yeah, dude, it's the biggest dick I've ever seen. 574 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,677 Fuck. 575 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,428 That was... 576 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,012 really good. 577 00:33:40,017 --> 00:33:41,113 Oh! 578 00:33:46,698 --> 00:33:48,504 - There she is. - You changed. 579 00:33:48,509 --> 00:33:50,314 - Why? - 'Cause I fucking felt like it. 580 00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:51,574 Also, free drinks. 581 00:33:51,579 --> 00:33:53,526 True. Cheers. 582 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,027 To The Seven. 583 00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:56,446 - Fucking Seven. - Quiet down. 584 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,476 I just told you. 585 00:33:57,477 --> 00:33:58,477 - Mm-mm. - Oh. 586 00:33:58,478 --> 00:33:59,949 You got to invite me to the Tower. 587 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:01,701 'Cause I crush hard on A-Train. 588 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,161 A speedster in bed? 589 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,246 Making a mental note right now to never invite you. 590 00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:07,265 Mm. It is the least surprising surprise ever, 591 00:34:07,270 --> 00:34:09,000 but... congrats. 592 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,285 - When do you start? - Uh, you mean, when do I leave 593 00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:13,087 so you can finally be ranked number one? 594 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:14,255 Please. That'd be great, 595 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,257 but trustees think I'm too confusing. 596 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,885 - No way I'll be number one. - The trustees put you 597 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,118 in the orientation video. 598 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,319 Yeah, so they could suck their own dicks 599 00:34:20,323 --> 00:34:21,430 about how progressive they are. 600 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:22,905 - Mm. - Okay, well, Brink does carry 601 00:34:22,910 --> 00:34:24,640 a lot of weight with them, and he loves you. 602 00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:26,309 I mean, you're like his, um, 603 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,394 favorite son/daughter. 604 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,330 I think you got a shot. 605 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:31,606 It'll be Andre. 606 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:32,857 As much as that pisses me off. 607 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:35,193 Uh, that-that responsibility 608 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,153 and having to work with my dad? 609 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,488 Fuck that. 610 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:41,032 That's all you. I will cheer you on as I continue 611 00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:43,067 to suck and fuck my little heart out. 612 00:34:43,072 --> 00:34:45,995 But you, you worked your fucking ass off for this. 613 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,914 And I'm proud of you. 614 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:49,373 I love you, man. 615 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,726 Someone's rolling. 616 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,353 I think. 617 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:11,479 Yeah. 618 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,064 Definitely. 619 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,054 Luke. 620 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,344 Please help me. 621 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:05,583 How are you alone right now? 622 00:36:05,588 --> 00:36:07,802 I mean, I can't be the first guy to hit on you tonight. 623 00:36:07,807 --> 00:36:10,580 Statistically speaking, that seems impossible. 624 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,415 I'm waiting for my boyfriend. 625 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,000 Fair enough. 626 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,626 Uh, how about 627 00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:18,421 heads, I stay, 628 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,172 tails, I leave? 629 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:28,097 You're a Supe. 630 00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:30,516 Or I'm just a very good magician. 631 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,727 But "Supe" sounds sexier. Let's go with that one. 632 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,314 That all the bird can do? 633 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:40,192 You see Old Balls right there? 634 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:44,363 If I can get this little birdie into his cup, 635 00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:45,823 will you agree to, 636 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:47,992 at best, go home with me... 637 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:49,327 and, at worst, 638 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:52,330 we hit the dance floor and have a good time? 639 00:37:17,018 --> 00:37:19,066 Oh, my God. What the hell happened? 640 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,900 Uh, I think I hit an artery, dude! 641 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,736 Aw, fuck! Some fuck bumped into me! 642 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,405 I think she's gonna die, man. She's bleeding out. 643 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:27,438 - We need to call 911! - They won't get here in time. 644 00:37:27,442 --> 00:37:28,858 We need to go. We need to get the fuck 645 00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:30,327 - out of here. - We need to get the fuck out of here now. 646 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:32,041 We need to get the fuck out of here now. 647 00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:34,705 Come on. 648 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,332 She's fucking bleeding out, bro. 649 00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,298 Why don't you help her? 650 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:17,707 She's alive. 651 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:22,670 She's alive. 652 00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:26,632 - Wow! - You saved her. 653 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:32,096 You saved her! 654 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,098 - You saved her! - Are you a Supe? 655 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,971 What is this? This is insane. 656 00:38:37,306 --> 00:38:39,470 Last night at Skyscraper Club, 657 00:38:39,475 --> 00:38:41,355 this lady fell bleeding. 658 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,816 This woman appears. She saved the girl's life. 659 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,360 Okay, sure, you're the hero, but I'm the one who made you go, 660 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:48,167 so in a very real way, I'm the hero. 661 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,325 Sorry for all the... 662 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:55,244 blood on your clothes. 663 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,334 Oh, God, worth it. 664 00:38:59,228 --> 00:39:00,975 Wait, so what did Golden Boy smell like? 665 00:39:00,980 --> 00:39:02,918 Like cookies, right? 666 00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:04,420 Like cookies and hope? 667 00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:10,009 Marie, right? 668 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,094 Professor Brink's office called. 669 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:12,194 He wants to see you. 670 00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:14,001 You mean now? 671 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,932 And... just me? 672 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:17,937 I don't know. 673 00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:19,143 Also, I'm not your assistant. 674 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,436 Get a fucking phone. 675 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:25,983 Dude! He's seen Instagram. 676 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:27,439 You're in his class for sure. 677 00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,947 who will accept you as the unique, 678 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:34,533 culturally rich change agent that you are. 679 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,702 Ah, Marie Moreau. 680 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:39,205 You saved that girl's life. 681 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,664 Good for you. 682 00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:42,374 Thank you, sir. 683 00:39:42,379 --> 00:39:44,543 You know, kid, I've dedicated my life 684 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,200 to studying superheroes. 685 00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:50,508 Three masters, countless hours of research. 686 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,594 I think it's safe to say that I know more about Supes 687 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,446 than just about any soul alive. 688 00:39:55,451 --> 00:39:57,515 And they are something. 689 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,730 But there's one fella that's got 'em all beat. 690 00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:04,355 Fred McCallister of Scarborough, U.K. 691 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,482 Sir? 692 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:07,650 Who's that? 693 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,984 Just a guy. 694 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:11,612 Some powerless schmuck. 695 00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:14,365 See, his old dog Arnold jumped into the ocean, 696 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,991 and he started to go under. 697 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,035 So, Fred, he hopped into the drink 698 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,620 and he managed to save his old mutt, 699 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,869 but he drowned in the process. 700 00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:26,310 And, see, that is what most superheroes, 701 00:40:26,315 --> 00:40:29,338 even the big ones, they just don't get. 702 00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:32,883 That being a hero, a real hero, 703 00:40:32,888 --> 00:40:35,177 is not about glory. 704 00:40:35,182 --> 00:40:37,226 It's about sacrifice. 705 00:40:38,527 --> 00:40:40,349 You understand that? 706 00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:42,101 I think so, sir. 707 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,270 Good. 708 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,038 Good. 709 00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:47,706 'Cause... 710 00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:50,192 And I can't tell you how sorry I am to tell you this, but... 711 00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:51,440 you're being expelled. 712 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,781 - What? - See, Golden Boy, 713 00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:58,459 Andre, Jordan, they're going all the way. 714 00:40:58,464 --> 00:41:00,670 They could save thousands of people. 715 00:41:00,975 --> 00:41:02,680 But not if TMZ finds out 716 00:41:02,685 --> 00:41:04,582 that they almost let a woman bleed to death 717 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,000 because they were high. 718 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,835 Somebody's got to take that hit. 719 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,044 You get that. 720 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:10,921 Look, you saved that woman. 721 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,156 But, you know, 722 00:41:12,161 --> 00:41:14,291 you kind of slit her throat accidentally first. 723 00:41:14,296 --> 00:41:15,584 And that's grounds for removal. 724 00:41:15,589 --> 00:41:17,219 Wait. Just... wait. 725 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:18,846 I-I didn't. I... 726 00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:21,148 You... you can't kick me out. 727 00:41:21,153 --> 00:41:22,850 Oh, I'm so sorry. I really am. 728 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,685 I... And I like you, for what it's worth. 729 00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:27,062 No, you don't understand. 730 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:28,380 I can't go back. 731 00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:30,983 They're gonna send me to this adult facility that... 732 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,318 Oh, you're a resourceful girl. 733 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,769 You'll figure something out. 734 00:41:33,774 --> 00:41:34,987 Honestly, 735 00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:37,865 I think you're wasting your time here at G.U. 736 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,533 Those blood powers of yours, 737 00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:41,243 they're a nonstarter in Middle America. 738 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:43,086 There's no four-quadrant appeal there. 739 00:41:43,091 --> 00:41:44,288 You're wrong. 740 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:47,208 Look, honey, you get to save your friends. 741 00:41:47,213 --> 00:41:50,127 Just like that guy in the U.K. 742 00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:53,364 I mean, that is more hero than most Supes ever manage. 743 00:41:53,369 --> 00:41:54,465 And that's something. 744 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:56,217 What if I say no? 745 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,553 Well... 746 00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:02,845 you're an orphan who murdered her parents, kiddo. 747 00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:06,657 I'm afraid you don't got much choice. 748 00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:20,824 What'd he say? 749 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:21,992 Why did you make me go out? 750 00:42:23,357 --> 00:42:25,413 - I knew I shouldn't have gone. - Whoa, what happened? 751 00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:27,665 I didn't ask for this. For you. 752 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,680 Just leave me alone. 753 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:37,341 Luke. 754 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,902 Luke, where are you? 755 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,879 Luke. 756 00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:14,617 Sam? 757 00:43:15,543 --> 00:43:18,290 Luke, it's not a dream. 758 00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:19,491 It's real. 759 00:43:20,706 --> 00:43:21,869 Luke. 760 00:43:21,874 --> 00:43:23,250 Please help me. 761 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:09,938 You killed them. 762 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:16,370 Annabeth, please. 763 00:44:20,282 --> 00:44:21,904 No, stay away from me. 764 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:25,713 You're a monster. 765 00:45:15,462 --> 00:45:16,964 I'm not a monster. 766 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,221 Hey, man. 767 00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:31,895 How you feel? 'Cause I'm sweating cocaine. 768 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,335 Hey. 769 00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:42,234 Do you know? 770 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,945 What Brink's doing to protect you? 771 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,552 What are you talking about? 772 00:46:08,457 --> 00:46:10,120 Oh, shit. 773 00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:11,789 Marie, I... 774 00:46:11,794 --> 00:46:12,995 I had to. 775 00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:17,252 I-I didn't see anything. 776 00:46:17,257 --> 00:46:18,771 You don't understand what Brink did, okay? 777 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:20,097 You don't know about The Woods. 778 00:46:20,102 --> 00:46:21,190 What? 779 00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:22,983 Okay, please, he-he fell asleep 780 00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:25,060 with a Camel lit in his mouth and he burned himself. 781 00:46:25,065 --> 00:46:26,612 Yeah. 782 00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:27,743 For sure. 783 00:46:28,844 --> 00:46:29,965 Our secret. 784 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,696 Why did you have to come, Marie? 785 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:51,025 Run! 786 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:55,682 - Hey, what the fuck? - Marie! 787 00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:01,243 Uh, Luke, what's, uh... 788 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:04,455 What's going on? Maybe... 789 00:47:05,639 --> 00:47:06,844 Maybe put your dick away? 790 00:47:06,849 --> 00:47:07,945 Move. 791 00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,785 Not until you chill out. 792 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,165 You're in on it, too. 793 00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:17,996 Luke, what the fuck is going on? 794 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,002 Move! 795 00:47:26,151 --> 00:47:27,672 Go! Now! 796 00:47:27,677 --> 00:47:29,179 Go! 797 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,009 Luke. 798 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:26,898 Luke, it's gonna be okay. 799 00:48:26,903 --> 00:48:28,488 Calm down. 800 00:48:56,391 --> 00:48:58,889 Can we do this later? I'm still drunk from last night. 801 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,391 No, it's perfect. Just-just take a sip, 802 00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:02,192 say, "Turbo Rush cures hangovers". 803 00:49:02,197 --> 00:49:04,658 I wouldn't pour this on my dick if it cured cancer. 804 00:49:05,942 --> 00:49:07,319 Marie? 805 00:49:08,202 --> 00:49:09,941 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 806 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:11,443 Hey, stop! What? 807 00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:14,863 He killed Brink! 808 00:49:14,868 --> 00:49:16,198 The fuck? No, bullshit! 809 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,604 He fucking killed him! 810 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:19,456 Luke? 811 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,997 Hey, hey, take it easy. 812 00:49:24,002 --> 00:49:26,750 Just-just-just take it easy. 813 00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:27,839 Okay? 814 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:30,846 Hey, no, no. 815 00:49:30,851 --> 00:49:32,451 Fuck everyone else. It's just me and you. 816 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:36,515 You know I love you. 817 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,311 - It wasn't supposed to happen like this. - Hey. 818 00:49:45,156 --> 00:49:46,616 No! 819 00:49:49,986 --> 00:49:51,425 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 820 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:54,027 It's okay. 821 00:49:54,032 --> 00:49:55,467 I love you. 822 00:49:56,310 --> 00:49:57,656 I love you, too. 823 00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,366 I'm so sorry. 824 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:01,623 It's okay. It's okay. 825 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:08,922 Okay? 826 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:18,724 Luke, come on. 827 00:50:21,768 --> 00:50:23,770 I'm so sorry. 828 00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:38,034 What? 829 00:51:13,379 --> 00:51:15,609 Good evening, students and patriots. 830 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,195 Let me personally assure you that the terrible news 831 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,197 coming out of Godolkin University this evening 832 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:23,992 is in no way reflective of the institution as a whole. 833 00:51:23,997 --> 00:51:26,661 Golden Boy's death was an isolated incident 834 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:28,305 involving a chronic drug user 835 00:51:28,310 --> 00:51:30,791 suffering a full psychotic break. 836 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:33,460 Remember that Vought News has selected Godolkin 837 00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:37,130 as the Safest Campus in America seven years running, 838 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,799 and the faculty prides itself 839 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:42,677 on creating a safe space for every hero to thrive. 840 00:51:42,682 --> 00:51:44,513 Despite tonight's incident, 841 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,473 here's a look at what students can expect 842 00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:49,698 from this esteemed institution in this upcoming semester. 843 00:51:52,984 --> 00:51:55,695 If you're watching this, guess things got fucked. 844 00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,135 I'm sorry. 845 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:03,114 You could be the first top-ranked freshman in history. 846 00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:04,374 For what? 847 00:52:04,379 --> 00:52:05,889 For fighting Golden Boy. 848 00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:11,545 You guys are heroes. 849 00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:15,285 Currently, we're testing "the Guardians of Godolkin". 850 00:52:15,290 --> 00:52:16,618 Even when I'm saying it now, 851 00:52:16,623 --> 00:52:18,597 it feels like it's too many syllables, so we'll see. 852 00:52:18,601 --> 00:52:19,840 What about Jordan Li? 853 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:22,100 We lead with Andre and this Marie chick. 854 00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:24,766 Figure out the rest later. Is The Woods part of what happened? 855 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:27,853 But I found something. 856 00:52:29,379 --> 00:52:31,957 Don't say another fucking word about this. 857 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,480 Remember, no tiny action hero shit. 858 00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:35,580 Got it. 859 00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:37,190 Get it, got it, good. 860 00:52:37,195 --> 00:52:38,400 Sweet Jesus. 861 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:40,235 I don't know why Luke did it. 862 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,028 We are in over our heads. 863 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,892 In the real world, 864 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:48,243 everybody uses everyone. 865 00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:49,791 This is fucking crazy. 866 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,081 Totes. 867 00:52:53,086 --> 00:52:54,834 It's just a matter of time 868 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:57,632 before they find out about everything you're doing. 869 00:52:58,633 --> 00:52:59,759 We have to stop 'em. 870 00:53:00,895 --> 00:53:03,405 I did rip a person in half. 871 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:07,846 In my defense, he was 872 00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:10,395 a puppet at the time, so... 873 00:55:11,895 --> 00:55:19,395 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -