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Huh, weird.

2
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What?

3
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Well, this article says to
put cabbage leaves in your bra

4
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when you're ready to
stop breastfeeding.

5
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Why would you do that?

6
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To help dry up your milk.

7
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Wh-What happens to
the cabbage leaves?

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That's your question?

9
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Good news, my mail's finally

10
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coming to this address.

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Oh, joy.

12
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Check it out. What's that?

13
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My very first credit card. Oh.

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You never had one before?

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Nope. Blockbuster
card, Subway card.

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That's it.

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Not even a library card?

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Good one.

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Congrats, son.

20
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This is going right next
to my driver's license.

21
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Maybe it's time to
retire the Velcro.

22
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Why? It still works.

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Now you just be careful.

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Those cards can
get you in trouble.

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Mm, Amanda knows a
thing or two about that.

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Don't you, Amanda?

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Oh, yeah?

28
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Well, when I was younger I-I
got a little carried away,

29
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but I learned my lesson.

30
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Younger like my age?

31
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Yes.

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So a long time ago.

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Yes.

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Geez, CeeCee.

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How'd you get food in your hair?

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Yeah, I miss when she was bald.

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It was our thing.

38
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Hey, would you mind giving
her a bath while I clean up?

39
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You kiddin'? Tubby time's
the best part of my day.

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Come on, stinky girl.

41
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Bye.

42
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Okay, no more credit
card talk around Georgie.

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I assumed you told him.

44
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Well, you assumed wrong.

45
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Don't you think he
has a right to know?

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Of course he does.

47
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So what's the holdup?

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He thinks I'm perfect.

49
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Why would I take
that away from him?

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Amanda,

51
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secrets are bad for a marriage.

52
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Yeah, yeah.

53
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What are we keeping secret?

54
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This is a private
conversation, honey.

55
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I have a secret of my own.

56
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Oh, good for you.

57
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Would you like to hear it?

58
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Not really.

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I've been corresponding

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with Tonight Showhost Jay Leno.

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Seriously?

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We share a birthday.

63
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I sent him a card, he responded,

64
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an unlikely friendship was born.

65
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Oh, please, why would
he be friends with you?

66
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Simple. He's a
man of the people,

67
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and I'm people.

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I share a birthday
with Bryant Gumbel.

69
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Oh, come on, that's cool.

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Haven't done this in a while.

71
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Got to take the new credit
card out for a spin.

72
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Well, let's not go crazy.

73
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Don't worry. After tonight,

74
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it's back to the dollar
menu at Taco Bell.

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Hey, I happen to
love the dollar menu.

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Girl, you better save that
sexy talk for when we get home.

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And I know how these
credit card companies work.

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Get people to run up a bill,
spend the rest of their life

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paying off the
interest like chumps.

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Well...

81
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I don't know if I'd
call them "chumps."

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Good thing you
learned your lesson.

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Mm-hmm.

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You okay?

85
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You're lookin' a little sweaty.

86
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Oh, it's, uh... it's the salsa.

87
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It's kind of hot.

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never a lender or a borrower be.

89
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That's in the Bible.

90
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Uh, that's actually Shakespeare.

91
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Well, that ain't
where my dad heard it.

92
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Well, what else did
your dad teach you?

93
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Hmm, let's think.

94
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Oh, you'll like this one.

95
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The secret to findin' out
how your wife's gonna look

96
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when she's older is to
check out her mother.

97
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Oh, ew.

98
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What? Your mom's a fox.

99
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That works in your favor.

100
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Oh, here it comes again.

101
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Oh, ew.

102
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Dang.

103
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Right back at ya, cowboy.

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I'm gonna sleep good tonight.

105
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So you're happy?

106
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The happiest.

107
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Cool, there's something
we need to talk about.

108
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I'm sorry I called your mom hot.

109
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Can we just drop it?

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No, I-it's not that.

111
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Um, remember that trouble

112
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I told you about when I was
younger with the credit cards?

113
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Yeah.

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And I-I told you I
learned my lesson?

115
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Uh-huh.

116
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It's more of an ongoing lesson.

117
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What do you mean?

118
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Well, it means I still have

119
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a little bit of
credit card debt.

120
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How much we talkin'?

121
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Well...

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$12,000?

123
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I guess she told him.

124
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Quiet, you're gonna
wake the baby.

125
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How could you not tell me?

126
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Because it's my problem.

127
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We're married now.

128
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That makes it our problem.

129
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You only
had sex with me

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to butter me up!

131
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Well, think about how
mad you'd be if I didn't.

132
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You should've told me
before we got married.

133
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Yeah, well, I-I was
taking care of it.

134
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How?

135
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You just, you send
'em 20 bucks a month

136
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per card and they kind
of leave you alone.

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How many cards are there?

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A couple.

139
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So two? A few.

140
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So three? Some.

141
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We been talking about moving
out and gettin' our own place.

142
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How is that ever gonna happen?

143
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I don't know, but
we'll figure it out.

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I cannot believe this.

145
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I'm so sorry.

146
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You should be.

147
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Well, let me make it up to you.

148
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No, cut it out!

149
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The Georgie store is closed.

150
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Yeah, I never thought Mandy'd
be the one to blow this up.

151
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Me, neither.

152
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But I'll take it.

153
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Mornin'.

154
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Hey.

155
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Sure is humid out there.

156
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Gonna make my hair all frizzy.

157
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You gonna pretend
like you didn't

158
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hear us fightin' last night?

159
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That was my plan, yes.

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Did you know about
the credit cards?

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Uh...

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yeah.

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Didn't think to
give me a heads-up?

164
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Oh, I thought about...

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Ooh, cinnamon. Yum.

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Hey, Ruben, let me
ask you a question.

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If you knew a secret that
affected a family member,

168
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you'd tell him, right?

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What are you pulling
him into this for?

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I'd like a fresh perspective.

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Well?

172
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Well, what kind of secret?

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A little white lie,

174
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or your sister's
actually your mom?

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That's a thing?

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When you're 16, pregnant
and Catholic, yeah.

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Well, his daughter
owes a ton of money

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and he didn't tell me about it.

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Ooh, juicy.

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How much?

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Okay, that's enough.

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Let's get back to work.

183
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No, I'd like to hear
what he's got to say.

184
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Georgie!

185
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Fine.

186
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That baby even his?

187
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You're on thin ice, pal.

188
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Oh, come on, I told
you about my mom.

189
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Go.

190
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Get your taxes
in order and into the mail.

191
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The Flyers
ripped the Sabers four to...

192
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So don't
get too comfortable...

193
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In sports...

194
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Got a minute? Why?

195
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You gonna kiss me and tell me

196
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your mother's your sister?

197
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What?

198
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Never mind.

199
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Here.

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What's this?

201
00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:34,833
It's all my credit
card bills, everything.

202
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Mastercard, American Express,

203
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Visa, Discover.

204
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Are there any you don't have?

205
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They came to me, I
didn't go to them.

206
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Whoa, what's this charge for?

207
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Um, a purse.

208
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Just one?

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A really nice one.

210
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I'm assuming it
didn't have Velcro.

211
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What about this one?

212
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Uh, that would be shoes.

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And this one?

214
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Shoes.

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What's the Plaza?

216
00:08:02,165 --> 00:08:03,862
Uh, that's a hotel
in New York City...

217
00:08:03,905 --> 00:08:06,386
across the street from a
really great shoe store.

218
00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:08,693
You went to New
York to buy shoes?

219
00:08:08,736 --> 00:08:10,627
Well, I also saw a taping
of Saturday Night Live,

220
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which was free.

221
00:08:13,741 --> 00:08:15,482
What's this St.
Joseph's Medical Center?

222
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Oh, that, um...

223
00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:19,356
that was an
emergency room visit.

224
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What happened to you?

225
00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:22,576
It wasn't me, it was
a friend of mine.

226
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What happened to her?

227
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It was a him, and
he had an accident.

228
00:08:26,624 --> 00:08:29,627
Okay, but why did
you pay the bill?

229
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'Cause he was my boyfriend,
and he had no money.

230
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You had no money.

231
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Yeah, but I had the credit card.

232
00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:39,202
Well, did he pay you back? No.

233
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Well, he's gonna.
Where's he live?

234
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I don't know, it
was a long time ago.

235
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What's his name? Look,
just drop it, okay?

236
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This is my problem.

237
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Once again, it's our problem!

238
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Don't yell at me!

239
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I'm not yelling,
I'm freakin' out!

240
00:08:55,957 --> 00:08:58,830
The Flyers
ripped the Sabers 14-3.

241
00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:01,398
The Canadiens got
past the Flames 7-6.

242
00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:03,052
Denfield scored three times,

243
00:09:03,095 --> 00:09:04,535
helping the Penguins
past the Jets...

244
00:09:04,575 --> 00:09:06,533
Want a hug?

245
00:09:07,708 --> 00:09:08,753
Sure.

246
00:09:16,978 --> 00:09:18,241
All right.

247
00:09:19,285 --> 00:09:20,915
Thought of a way you
could make it up to me.

248
00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:24,638
Georgie, when I found out
you knocked up my daughter,

249
00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:26,510
I was gonna shoot ya.

250
00:09:26,553 --> 00:09:28,164
I didn't.

251
00:09:28,207 --> 00:09:29,556
We're square.

252
00:09:30,557 --> 00:09:31,752
Mandy paid some
guy's medical bills.

253
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What's his name?

254
00:09:33,212 --> 00:09:35,084
You're not
gonna quit, are ya?

255
00:09:35,127 --> 00:09:38,652
St. Joseph's Medical Center.

256
00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:41,046
Oh, that's a chunk of change.

257
00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:43,222
And I'm gonna get
it. What's his name?

258
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Why don't you ask Mandy?

259
00:09:44,658 --> 00:09:46,182
I did. She won't tell me.

260
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Look, if I tell you,

261
00:09:49,837 --> 00:09:51,448
it has to stay secret.

262
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Cross my heart, hope to die,
stick a needle in my eye.

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We're not on the monkey
bars, just say you promise.

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Promise.

265
00:10:01,588 --> 00:10:03,373
Thank you.

266
00:10:05,157 --> 00:10:06,245
Georgie.

267
00:10:08,204 --> 00:10:09,727
You're a good man.

268
00:10:10,728 --> 00:10:12,338
I try, sir.

269
00:10:16,168 --> 00:10:18,039
So glad I didn't shoot him.

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00:10:27,962 --> 00:10:29,312
Can I help you?

271
00:10:29,355 --> 00:10:31,270
You know a girl name
of Mandy McAllister?

272
00:10:31,314 --> 00:10:32,967
I used to, why?

273
00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:35,448
You owe her a bunch of money.

274
00:10:35,492 --> 00:10:37,146
Who are you?

275
00:10:37,189 --> 00:10:38,451
I'm her husband.

276
00:10:38,495 --> 00:10:40,192
Oh, damn, she got married?

277
00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:44,370
I always thought someday
we'd have a reconciliation.

278
00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:46,720
Yeah, well, you
snooze, you lose.

279
00:10:46,764 --> 00:10:48,809
You're kinda young, ain't ya?

280
00:10:48,853 --> 00:10:51,203
I live a healthy lifestyle,
I stay out of the sun.

281
00:10:51,247 --> 00:10:52,639
What are we gonna do about this?

282
00:10:52,683 --> 00:10:54,989
Oh, yeah, I've been
meaning to pay her back.

283
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,730
Well, now's your chance.

284
00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:58,906
Come on in.

285
00:11:01,518 --> 00:11:02,823
You see her mom much?

286
00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,085
Why?

287
00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:06,087
I always thought
she was kinda hot.

288
00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:08,742
Oh, ew.

289
00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:15,662
You sure you don't want a beer?

290
00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:17,360
No, thank you.

291
00:11:17,403 --> 00:11:19,275
Now, how we gonna handle
this money situation?

292
00:11:20,319 --> 00:11:22,800
Simple. I'll, uh,
write you a check.

293
00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:25,237
All right, then.

294
00:11:25,281 --> 00:11:27,108
I appreciate you
being cool about this.

295
00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:30,373
Well, making amends is one
of the steps of being sober.

296
00:11:31,765 --> 00:11:34,028
Ain't not drinking
like step number one?

297
00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:37,597
Oh, yeah, but that's
beer, that don't count.

298
00:11:40,252 --> 00:11:42,123
You know, Mandy was right
to break up with me.

299
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:44,125
I wasn't in a great place.

300
00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:49,305
Worse than now? Way worse.

301
00:11:49,348 --> 00:11:51,239
The night she dumped me, I
fell down a flight of stairs.

302
00:11:51,263 --> 00:11:53,091
Ouch. Good thing I was drunk.

303
00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:55,224
Only broke a wrist.

304
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:57,182
That's what that
medical bill was.

305
00:11:57,226 --> 00:11:58,662
Still clicks.

306
00:11:58,705 --> 00:12:00,054
Hear it?

307
00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:01,055
Oh, yeah.

308
00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,448
Like a Bic pen.

309
00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:06,887
Well, anyways, here you go.

310
00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:08,149
Thank you.

311
00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:11,936
Are y'all gonna have kids?

312
00:12:11,979 --> 00:12:14,112
We got one, little girl.

313
00:12:14,155 --> 00:12:16,245
Aw, well, maybe I can
come meet her sometime.

314
00:12:16,288 --> 00:12:17,594
I guess.

315
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,856
Where you live?

316
00:12:19,857 --> 00:12:21,815
Alabama.

317
00:12:21,859 --> 00:12:25,428
Well, shoot, leaving the state
would be a parole violation.

318
00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:27,430
Well, that's a shame.
Good luck to ya.

319
00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:36,265
I'm sorry, sir, this
check is no good.

320
00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:39,703
Yeah, I had a
feeling. Thank you.

321
00:12:41,618 --> 00:12:42,575
Hey.

322
00:12:42,619 --> 00:12:44,098
Hey. What the hell?

323
00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:45,404
You gave me a bad check.

324
00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:48,668
Yeah, sorry. Wait here,
I'll get you cash.

325
00:13:00,854 --> 00:13:02,943
You're awful quiet.
You all right?

326
00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:04,684
Just tired.

327
00:13:04,728 --> 00:13:06,120
Busy day?

328
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,253
Busy, busy.

329
00:13:09,863 --> 00:13:11,014
Connor, why don't you be
a member of this family

330
00:13:11,038 --> 00:13:12,953
and join us for once?

331
00:13:12,997 --> 00:13:14,215
I'm good.

332
00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:17,001
Well, I'm not.

333
00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:19,133
Would you like to join me?

334
00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:20,874
No.

335
00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:23,094
Just know, you're
always welcome.

336
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,358
Just so you know,

337
00:13:26,402 --> 00:13:27,901
I'm gonna be working three
nights a week at the diner,

338
00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:29,622
start chipping away
at those credit cards.

339
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:31,102
What about CeeCee?

340
00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,191
Amanda and I have
already discussed it.

341
00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:34,497
Grandma's on the job.

342
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,889
Well, if I'm around, I can...

343
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,413
Grandma's got it!

344
00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:41,068
Hey, Mr. McAllister,
if you're open to it,

345
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,505
I've got some ideas as to how

346
00:13:42,548 --> 00:13:43,743
I can be making more
money at the store.

347
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:44,811
What you thinking?

348
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:46,335
Well, we got a tow truck

349
00:13:46,378 --> 00:13:48,075
that mostly just sits there.

350
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,184
Why ain't we out there
rescuing folks with flat tires?

351
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,689
'Cause the police always
call Fagenbacher's Texaco

352
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,168
when someone needs a tow.

353
00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:55,866
I get it, but what
if I were to tell you

354
00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:58,869
my Meemaw has some cop
friends as a result of her...

355
00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:00,697
previous endeavors?

356
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,089
Endeavors?

357
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,483
You mean an illegal
gambling room?

358
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:07,530
We also had a perfectly legal
video store to clean the money.

359
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,489
Georgie, where are
you going with this?

360
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:13,013
Don't worry, everything
will be aboveboard.

361
00:14:13,057 --> 00:14:15,015
We can sponsor the
police softball team,

362
00:14:15,059 --> 00:14:16,669
make donations to
their charity funds.

363
00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:18,018
With what money?

364
00:14:18,062 --> 00:14:19,455
I got a credit card.

365
00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:24,503
You know, it's actually
not a terrible idea.

366
00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:26,592
There you go. Great
minds think alike.

367
00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:30,030
As long as I don't have to
drive that truck at night...

368
00:14:30,074 --> 00:14:31,031
I'm in.

369
00:14:31,075 --> 00:14:33,077
No, sir, I'll do it.

370
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,384
I'll get a pager,
be on call 24/7.

371
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:37,864
What if someone were
to "accidentally"

372
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:40,737
drop a box of nails
over on Main Street?

373
00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:43,304
Mom.

374
00:14:43,348 --> 00:14:44,804
I'm trying to pay
off your credit card,

375
00:14:44,828 --> 00:14:46,351
so back off!

376
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:49,485
I like it. Keep thinking.

377
00:14:50,921 --> 00:14:52,531
Can someone pass the salt?

378
00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:55,099
Thank you.

379
00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:02,280
You realize with you working
nights and me on a tow truck,

380
00:15:02,323 --> 00:15:04,282
we might not be seeing
a lot of each other.

381
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:05,588
I know.

382
00:15:05,631 --> 00:15:07,111
Or a lot of CeeCee.

383
00:15:07,154 --> 00:15:08,852
Well, we'll have
a family reunion

384
00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:10,419
when we get out
of the hole I dug.

385
00:15:10,462 --> 00:15:12,464
Sounds like a plan.

386
00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:16,163
You're really wonderful,
Georgie Cooper.

387
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,338
I know.

388
00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:19,645
I am what you call "a catch."

389
00:15:20,646 --> 00:15:22,474
Okay, don't get carried
away with yourself.

390
00:15:22,518 --> 00:15:24,215
I'm just saying, for
a long time I thought

391
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:26,260
I was the lucky one
in this relationship,

392
00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:27,784
but maybe it's you.

393
00:15:28,785 --> 00:15:30,961
Or maybe we're both lucky.

394
00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:33,311
No, I'm pretty sure it's you.

395
00:15:33,354 --> 00:15:34,921
You jerk.

396
00:15:39,491 --> 00:15:41,232
Hey, if it's really
important to you,

397
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,843
I-I'll reach out to my ex and
try to get the money back.

398
00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:45,287
Oh, no, no, no, you
don't want that.

399
00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:47,194
Best leave it in the past.

400
00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:49,414
Okay.

401
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:52,461
Just promise me,
no more secrets.

402
00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:53,592
I promise.

403
00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:55,246
You sure?

404
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,814
If there's anything you need
to tell me, now's the time.

405
00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:00,904
Nothing.

406
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:02,775
What about you?

407
00:16:02,819 --> 00:16:04,124
Nothing.

408
00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:05,474
What you see is what you get.

409
00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:07,345
'Kay. Love you.

410
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:08,433
Love you, too.

411
00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:29,149
Well, this is a sad sight.

412
00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:30,629
What took so long?

413
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:32,849
Sorry. Had to fix a
couple flats over on Main.

414
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:33,980
What's the trouble?

415
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,634
Don't know. It just conked out.

416
00:16:35,678 --> 00:16:38,289
Well, you buy a foreign
car, you take your chances.

417
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:39,943
It's British.

418
00:16:39,986 --> 00:16:42,554
We're saying
the same thing, gov'nah.

419
00:16:45,035 --> 00:16:46,471
Hey, Georgie.

420
00:16:46,515 --> 00:16:48,386
Oh, hey, Lisa.

421
00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:49,648
Thanks for the call.

422
00:16:49,692 --> 00:16:51,955
Thanks for the
softball uniforms.

423
00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,572
Oh, what a cute baby.

424
00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:01,617
Thanks.

425
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,183
How old is this little guy?

426
00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:04,576
Just turned one.

427
00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:06,752
Oh, I got a daughter
about that age.

428
00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:08,058
She's at home with my mom.

429
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,103
Probably putting
her to bed soon.

430
00:17:11,104 --> 00:17:13,106
It's been a while since
I missed story time.

431
00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:16,588
Okay, let
me tell you the specials.

432
00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,199
The soup of the day is tomato

433
00:17:19,243 --> 00:17:20,940
and, uh, we also have
a chicken-fried steak

434
00:17:20,983 --> 00:17:22,724
with a side of mashed potatoes.

435
00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:25,771
You don't want to miss
out on the pecan pie.

436
00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:36,782
You
have one new message.

437
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,916
Hey,
Connor. Jay Leno here.

438
00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:43,746
Just wanted to say thanks
for the care package.

439
00:17:43,789 --> 00:17:46,487
You know, you could never...
have too many socks.

440
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:48,794
Anyway, listen, hey,
if you're ever in L.A.,

441
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:51,077
if you want to come by and
jam with The Tonight Showband,

442
00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:52,885
the guys would love it. See ya.

443
00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:58,674
Connor?

444
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