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Want some hand lotion?

2
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How many times I got to say no?

3
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Men can take care
of their skin, too.

4
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Yeah, men in California.

5
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We have got to get you
on a plane one of these days.

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I was thinking, maybe we can
spend Thanksgiving at my mom's.

7
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You know, it's the first one
since my dad passed.

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Of course.

9
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- You're the best.
- I know.

10
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So, who's gonna tell your mom?

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I'm sure when we're not there
she'll figure it out.

12
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Want to rock-paper-scissors
for it?

13
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Or you tell her
and I won't squirt you.

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You wouldn't dare.

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You're gonna smell so pretty.

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- Get that away from me.
- Come here!

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Come here!

18
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No. Baby.

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Morning.
Morning.

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Good morning.

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Mrs. McAllister,

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I was hoping to talk to you
about Thanksgiving.

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Well, sure.

24
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I really think me,
Mandy and CeeCee

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need to spend it at my mom's.

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This is the first Thanksgiving
since your dad passed.

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Of course you should.

28
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Oh.

29
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Thank you.

30
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That's a relief.

31
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Why?

32
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Why what?

33
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Why would you think
that I would be upset

34
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that you want
to spend Thanksgiving

35
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with your grieving mother?

36
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Well...

37
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?

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Um...

39
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Georgie, let's go.
We got to get to work.

40
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Got to go. Thanks again.

41
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You saved my butt.

42
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Keep moving. Keep moving.

43
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Hey. This is a nice surprise.

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Just wanted to drop off
some of CeeCee's old clothes

45
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for the donation room.

46
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Oh.

47
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Are you sure you don't want
to hang on to these

48
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in case you have
another one?

49
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Oh, we ain't planning
on another one just yet.

50
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You weren't planning
on the first one, either.

51
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Fair point.

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While I'm here,
I wanted to let you know

53
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we're gonna come to your
place for Thanksgiving.

54
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Oh.

55
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I'm not doing Thanksgiving
this year.

56
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What are you talking about?

57
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Well, Sheldon's in school,

58
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and Missy got invited
to a friend's.

59
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Well, she can't go.
It's Thanksgiving.

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I already told her she could.

61
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And to be perfectly honest,
I don't feel like celebrating.

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But this was
Dad's favorite holiday.

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I know, and doing it without him
would just be too hard.

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Fine. Then come have dinner
at the McAllisters'.

65
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With your mother-in-law?

66
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Not for a million dollars.

67
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Oh, come on.
She's not a monster.

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Come on.

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No.

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Fine. I didn't
want to do this,

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but as the man of the house,
I'm putting my foot down.

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You're coming.

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I have a foot of my own.

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Would you like to know
where I'm gonna put it?

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No, ma'am.

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All right, then.

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All right, then.

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Maybe next year,
we can take CeeCee

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to the Macy's Parade.

80
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You're not taking my
granddaughter to New York City.

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She'll come back a Democrat.

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She's a baby.

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A God-fearing, Republican baby.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Hey. How'd it go?

86
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She don't want
to do Thanksgiving.

87
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What do you mean,
like she doesn't want to cook?

88
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She don't want to do it at all.

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May I interject?

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What?

91
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I'm considering getting a cat.

92
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Connor, not now.

93
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Let me know when.

94
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She knows
she's welcome here, right?

95
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She just wants to sit home
by herself.

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What are you gonna do?

97
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I don't know. I hate the thought
of her being all alone.

98
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Now?

99
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Fine.

100
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You're never alone
if you have a cat.

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Oh, come on, Missy.

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If you come, Mom has to.

103
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Why are you making this
such a big deal?

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It's a big deal 'cause we're
gonna be together as a family.

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Is Sheldon coming?

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We're gonna mostly

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be together as a family.

108
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Well, I've made other plans.

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Please.

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Mom needs this.

111
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Mom needs a lobotomy.

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All right,
I'm done asking.

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I'm telling you
you're coming.

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So, is she coming?

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That's not funny.

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Sorry.

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Here, let me try.

118
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Yeah, sure. Why not?

119
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Hey, Missy, it's Mandy.
About Thanksgiving...

120
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Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it?

121
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Sweet of Georgie to worry
so much about his mom.

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It is.

123
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I hope our kids worry about me
when I'm a widow.

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What makes you think
I'm gonna go first?

125
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Jim.

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Fine.

127
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And of course
they're gonna worry about you.

128
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I'm not so sure.

129
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Amanda's likely to
stick me in a home

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first chance she gets.

131
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On the bright side, Connor
will probably be your roommate.

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Very funny.

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Hope you like cats.

134
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Hey. What are you doing here?

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I thought I'd bring Georgie
some lunch, slice of pie.

136
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He's on a tow truck run.

137
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Oh, shoot.

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What kind of pie?

139
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Why?

140
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Oh, I was just curious.

141
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It's pecan, his favorite.

142
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I was hoping to cheer him up.

143
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Yeah, he has been
a little moody lately.

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Kind of snapped on a customer.

145
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What happened?

146
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Well, they wished
him a happy Thanksgiving,

147
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and he said, "Whatever."

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Ooh, for him, that's bad.

149
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Yeah, it was hard to watch.

150
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Well, this is his first
Thanksgiving without his dad.

151
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Sure, that's rough.

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George was a good man.

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Sure was.

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You know, I thought
we'd be celebrating

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Thanksgivings together
for a long time.

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Me, too.

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But, uh...

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guess you never know
what the future holds.

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Makes you appreciate
what you do have.

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We're really lucky.

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We sure are.

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Don't you go anywhere.

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Oh, I won't, baby girl.

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You better not.

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I should go.

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All right.
Well, thanks for stopping by.

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Don't eat
Georgie's lunch.

168
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I am hungry, but I won't.

169
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So, how's it going?

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My little great-granddaughter
saying "meemaw" yet?

171
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No, just "dada."

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Pisses me off.

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Uh, enjoy it.

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My kid doesn't even talk
to me anymore.

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Why bring it up?

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It's called making conversation.

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What about you?
How you doing?

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I'm all right.

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I'm a little worried
about your grandson.

180
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Oh. Is this
about Thanksgiving?

181
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Well, you just got
to give Mary time.

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When my husband died,
I was just miserable

183
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those first few holidays.

184
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Maybe he died
because you're miserable.

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It's a big house.

186
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Go somewhere else.

187
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Good day.

188
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Um, so here's the thing.

189
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Georgie's going through
a rough time,

190
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and I want to help.

191
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What can I do?

192
00:08:01,893 --> 00:08:03,546
Well, it would mean a lot to him

193
00:08:03,547 --> 00:08:05,069
if you could be with us
for Thanksgiving.

194
00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,376
Oh, honey, I am so sorry.

195
00:08:07,377 --> 00:08:09,683
I promised Dale
I'd go camping with him.

196
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Oh, that's okay. It's all right.

197
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Just let me talk to Dale.

198
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We're not
going camping!

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I was gone 20 seconds.

200
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What the hell happened?

201
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We're having Thanksgiving
with Georgie.

202
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I've been looking forward
to this for months.

203
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Oh, I know, honey.
I have, too.

204
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What time you want us?

205
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Your meemaw and Dale are coming.

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I just think it would mean
a lot to your brother

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if you could be there.

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Okay.

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Really? Thank you.

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But first,
I need a little favor.

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- Anything.
- Take me to get a tattoo.

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What? No.

213
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You said, "Anything."

214
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Yeah, and then you said
"tattoo."

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I guess I'm not going.

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Oh, come on.

217
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I can't decide between
a dolphin or a sunflower.

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What do you think?

219
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I am not taking you
to get a tattoo.

220
00:09:00,952 --> 00:09:03,303
All right, well,
maybe I'll see you at Christmas.

221
00:09:06,741 --> 00:09:08,395
- Ow, it hurts.
- Good.

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00:09:17,055 --> 00:09:18,229
Hey, Mary.

223
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What brings you by?

224
00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:21,451
Just wanted to talk.

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If this is about Thanksgiving,

226
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I'm not changing my mind.

227
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Well, your mom and Missy
are coming.

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I don't care.

229
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Look, I understand, I really do.
I-I just think...

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You do not understand.

231
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You do not know what it's
like to lose a husband.

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I don't, um,

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but Georgie's struggling, too,

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and I think it would be great...

235
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Well, I'm sorry if I'm
disappointing everyone,

236
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but this is what I need.

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And for once,
I am putting myself first.

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Okay. Sorry.

239
00:10:07,454 --> 00:10:09,193
Hey, I hope it's okay
I invited Missy,

240
00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:12,414
Georgie's meemaw, and her fella
Dale to Thanksgiving.

241
00:10:12,415 --> 00:10:13,589
Her fella?

242
00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:16,026
Her beau?

243
00:10:16,027 --> 00:10:18,899
I don't know what to call
old people who are doing it.

244
00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,119
I've seen him.
They're not doing it much.

245
00:10:23,121 --> 00:10:24,905
It's fine,
the more the merrier.

246
00:10:24,906 --> 00:10:27,211
Okay.
Thank you, I appreciate it.

247
00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:29,257
And don't think you're
sticking me in a home someday.

248
00:10:29,258 --> 00:10:31,302
I'm dying
in this house.

249
00:10:31,303 --> 00:10:32,303
What?

250
00:10:32,304 --> 00:10:33,610
You heard me.

251
00:10:34,698 --> 00:10:35,872
What was that about?

252
00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:38,049
I-I don't know.

253
00:10:39,486 --> 00:10:42,401
So, good news, your family's
coming to Thanksgiving.

254
00:10:42,402 --> 00:10:43,837
Really? Everyone?

255
00:10:43,838 --> 00:10:47,362
Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy.

256
00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:49,320
Oh, still no on my mom?

257
00:10:49,321 --> 00:10:51,497
Um, I tried, but...

258
00:10:51,498 --> 00:10:53,500
It's okay, this is great.
Thank you.

259
00:10:54,501 --> 00:10:56,416
How'd you convince my sister?

260
00:10:58,548 --> 00:11:00,507
I ju— I just asked nicely.

261
00:11:02,073 --> 00:11:03,552
That don't sound right.

262
00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:06,426
Well, what can I say?
The kid loves me.

263
00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,606
Go easy, Jim.

264
00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:15,303
My second one.

265
00:11:15,304 --> 00:11:17,871
It's 10:00 in the morning.

266
00:11:17,872 --> 00:11:21,049
Well, I'd put it back,
but... it's already open.

267
00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:24,486
- Table's all set.
- Thank you.

268
00:11:24,487 --> 00:11:25,618
Anything else I can do?

269
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,141
We're good for now.

270
00:11:27,142 --> 00:11:29,491
Ooh, what's this?

271
00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:31,537
Well, that's cranberry sauce.

272
00:11:31,538 --> 00:11:33,191
Why ain't it shaped
like the can?

273
00:11:34,454 --> 00:11:35,628
It's homemade.

274
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,238
Huh.

275
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,154
Maybe next year we should
spring for the good stuff.

276
00:11:42,113 --> 00:11:43,723
Smells delicious, Mom.

277
00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,507
Thank you, honey.

278
00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:46,595
Why you all dressed up?

279
00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:49,206
I was told to look nice
for company.

280
00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:51,209
That meant take a shower.

281
00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:53,473
Oh.

282
00:11:54,909 --> 00:11:55,692
Be right back.

283
00:12:00,567 --> 00:12:02,350
Hey,
happy Thanksgiving.

284
00:12:02,351 --> 00:12:04,091
- Come on in.
- Happy Thanksgiving.

285
00:12:04,092 --> 00:12:06,963
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Gimme.

286
00:12:06,964 --> 00:12:08,356
There you go.

287
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:13,230
Forget the turkey,
I'm gonna gobble you up.

288
00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:15,016
I won't be eating
any children.

289
00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:18,279
Thank y'all so much
for coming.

290
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,587
- You bet.
- I had no choice.

291
00:12:21,631 --> 00:12:23,371
Good call on the socks.

292
00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:24,591
I'm not stupid.

293
00:12:33,513 --> 00:12:34,904
That beer for you?

294
00:12:34,905 --> 00:12:36,602
No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister.

295
00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:38,255
Another one?

296
00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:39,953
Uh, I haven't been
keeping count.

297
00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:42,825
Well, you let him know I am.

298
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:44,653
Or you let him know

299
00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:46,002
and I'll stay here
and mash them potatoes.

300
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:47,657
Tell him.

301
00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:58,319
I hope it wasn't
too much trouble

302
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,974
adding a bunch of people
at the last minute.

303
00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:02,585
No problem at all.
Audrey loves this.

304
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:05,892
Does she need any help?

305
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,677
I have no idea.
So, Dale...

306
00:13:08,678 --> 00:13:11,593
when are you two kids
gonna make it official?

307
00:13:11,594 --> 00:13:14,422
I've asked repeatedly.

308
00:13:14,423 --> 00:13:16,119
We don't need
to get married.

309
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,947
We're fine just as we are.

310
00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:20,689
No, she's hoping somebody
better comes along.

311
00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:22,692
Don't you want
the best for me?

312
00:13:24,694 --> 00:13:26,695
Okay, CeeCee's napping.
What'd I miss?

313
00:13:26,696 --> 00:13:28,698
She don't want
to marry me.

314
00:13:30,657 --> 00:13:32,832
I really appreciate
you coming.

315
00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,878
Well, I knew how important
it was to you.

316
00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:37,750
What'd she bribe you with?

317
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,970
Nothing. She just asked nicely.

318
00:13:40,971 --> 00:13:43,670
You're a lying sack
of you-know-what.

319
00:13:45,497 --> 00:13:47,325
Welcome, everyone.

320
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:51,285
As a special surprise,
I have composed

321
00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:54,636
a Thanksgiving polka for
accordion and turkey call.

322
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,928
You stay right there,
I got my guitar in the trunk.

323
00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:27,278
No.

324
00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:35,895
Mom?

325
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,940
I hope it's okay
I just dropped by.

326
00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:39,595
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

327
00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:42,642
Come on in.

328
00:14:43,773 --> 00:14:45,948
Hey, look who came!

329
00:14:49,518 --> 00:14:52,172
I can't believe you
got 'em all here.

330
00:14:52,173 --> 00:14:53,695
Well, what can I say?

331
00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:55,655
You knocked up
a pretty special lady.

332
00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:59,745
You sure made your son
happy today.

333
00:14:59,746 --> 00:15:01,181
I'm glad.

334
00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:02,486
I thought you
were going camping.

335
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:03,923
So did Dale.

336
00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:06,099
What?
Just eat.

337
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,318
Okay.

338
00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:12,323
- Where you going?
- To get another beer.

339
00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:15,500
Excuse me.

340
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,592
Oh, boy.

341
00:15:21,593 --> 00:15:23,813
Here comes one of our
Thanksgiving traditions.

342
00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:27,555
Put that back,
you've had enough.

343
00:15:27,556 --> 00:15:29,383
It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.

344
00:15:29,384 --> 00:15:31,515
You're embarrassing yourself
is what you're doing.

345
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,779
I'm having a good time!

346
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:35,128
Maybe you need a drink.

347
00:15:35,129 --> 00:15:37,217
I have been up
since the crack of dawn

348
00:15:37,218 --> 00:15:39,959
putting this thing together.
You are not gonna ruin it.

349
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,961
Oh, I'm not
"rooning" anything.

350
00:15:41,962 --> 00:15:45,138
R-Roonin...
Ru-in-ing.

351
00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:46,661
Oh, my God,
listen to yourself.

352
00:15:46,662 --> 00:15:48,837
Eh, I'd rather
listen to me than you.

353
00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:50,230
Mom, can I get you
anything else?

354
00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:52,145
I'm sorry, I have to go.

355
00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:53,407
Keep your voice down.

356
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:54,408
Mary.

357
00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:56,279
Dang.

358
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,456
It's my house, I will talk
as lo— as loud as I please.

359
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,633
Where you going?

360
00:16:02,809 --> 00:16:04,331
I'm sorry, I can't do this.

361
00:16:04,332 --> 00:16:06,376
Don't mind them,
they argue all the time.

362
00:16:06,377 --> 00:16:07,900
It's not them.

363
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,379
Then what?

364
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,164
I...

365
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:12,775
Tell me.

366
00:16:17,127 --> 00:16:19,781
Your father and I used to argue

367
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:22,959
about him getting drunk
on Thanksgiving, and...

368
00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:27,484
I'll never get to do that again.

369
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:29,357
You miss arguing with Dad?

370
00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:33,404
Yes.

371
00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:35,929
Mom...

372
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,629
I'm going home.

373
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:44,023
Please tell everybody
I'm sorry.

374
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:45,807
No, wait.

375
00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:48,028
I got a better idea.

376
00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:54,816
This is nice.

377
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,080
It is.

378
00:16:58,429 --> 00:17:00,475
Yeah, not creepy at all.

379
00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:04,392
What the heck is that?

380
00:17:22,889 --> 00:17:23,889
Ouch!

381
00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:31,332
Still better
than camping.

382
00:17:32,681 --> 00:17:34,030
Everybody.

383
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:40,731
Huh?

384
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:45,432
Come on, Jim!

385
00:17:57,575 --> 00:18:00,534
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