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Okay, how do I look?

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Beautiful as always.

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A little too much cleavage.

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Well, when I'm not working
for tips, I'll cover up.

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Is that the lesson you want
to teach your daughter?

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Are you kidding? These
are all I am to her.

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Hey, y'all.

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Hey. Oh, good.

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All right, here you go.

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Yay.

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I thought you were off tonight.

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Uh, I was,

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but a shift opened up,

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and despite appearances,

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we are poor people.

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Well, I thought we were
gonna have some "us" time.

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Uh, well, I get off at midnight.

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We can "us" time then.

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Hey, I know what
"us" time means.

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Stop it.

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Okay, I'll see you later.

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All right, what are we doing?

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We?

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Once I put the baby down,

25
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we can play Monopoly,
Jenga. I'm all yours.

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Well, thank you, but...

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I am suddenly very tired.

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You can just say no,

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you don't have to
pretend to be sleepy.

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Okay. No.

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How are you at Gin Rummy?

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Well, it's been a while.

33
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You might have to
remind me of the rules.

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Are you conning me?

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Only one way to find out.

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You sure about that?

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Thank you.

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Gin.

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Son of a bitch.

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Go again?

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I am suddenly very tired.

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Tired of losing.

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Let's see.

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Oh, there's your mama.

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See how hard she's working?

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That's for you.

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Remember that when
you're a teenager

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and you hate your mother
for no good reason,

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other than she's your mother.

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Georgie?

51
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Hey, what're you doing
here? Is everything okay?

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Everything's great.

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This one didn't want to sleep,

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so I thought we'd
come pay you a visit.

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Oh, that's sweet,
but I'm real busy.

56
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Well, you sure I can't
buy you some dessert?

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I got $11 from your dad

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burning a hole in my pocket.

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Order up.

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I got to go. Bye.

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Okay, see you later.

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Whoa, that's all you're leaving?

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Yeah.

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Just so you know, you ain't just

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tipping your waitress,
you're also tipping

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her baby girl here.

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Oh, come on. Look at this face.

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There we go. Have
a nice night.

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Hey.

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Hey. Sorry, didn't
mean to wake you.

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Oh, it's okay.

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How was work?

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Busy. I feel bad

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I didn't have time for you.

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I get it.

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Well, I got time for you now.

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It's been a while,

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we ain't gonna need much time.

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You smell like bacon.

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Really? I showered.

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I ain't complaining.
I like bacon.

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Your pager.

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I hear it.

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Aren't you gonna answer it?

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It's just someone
with a broke down car.

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They ain't going nowhere.

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What if it's an emergency?

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This is an emergency.

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Dang it.

90
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It's okay, I'll be
here when you get back.

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Great, I'll wake you.

92
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Or, you know, let
me sleep through it.

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It's fine.

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Thanks, Charlie.

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Evening, miss.

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Thank the Lord.

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I got a flat tire.

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Well, good news,

99
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it's only flat on the bottom.

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A little tow truck humor.

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Can you fix it?

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I can change it. Got a spare?

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I do,

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it's that one right there.

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Oh. Well, I can tow
you back to the shop

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and get you fixed
up in the morning.

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Thank you.

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It's a nice car you got.

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Well, God is good.

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Oh, you're one of them.

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One of them?

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I don't mean nothing by it.

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My mom's one of them, too.

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Blessed with the
abundance of God's love?

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Yep, definitely one of them.

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You are not what I expected

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when I called a tow truck.

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Oh, you were waiting on
a butt-crack Bubba type?

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Yeah.

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Well, sorry to disappoint.

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Mine is firmly tucked away.

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So, are you McAllister?

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Cooper, McAllister's
my father-in-law.

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You're married?

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You look so young.

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Well, when you meet the right
woman and get her pregnant,

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you just know.

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So, what about you?
What kind of job

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gets you a car like that?

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Oh, um, I work in real estate,

131
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but honestly, I owe
it all to my church.

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Really?

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My mom's church never
gave out Mercedes.

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Once in a while, you'd
get free pancakes,

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but that's about it.

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I'm serious.

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I mean, I was struggling

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before I joined my congregation,

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but now I'm doing great.

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You know, God wants
us to be prosperous.

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All I remember
from Sunday school

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is, "Thou shalt
not have any fun."

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Well, maybe you're going
to the wrong church.

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You should check us out.

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Maybe I will.

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I'm telling you,

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if you invest in God,

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He will return that
investment tenfold.

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How's He with debt?

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'Cause I got me a
few folds of that.

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Oh, my goodness, CeeCee,

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you're gettingso big.

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'Cause she's a Texas baby.

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'Cause you keep
sneaking her cookies.

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I want her to like me.

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Morning. Why didn't you wake me?

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Oh, well, you got in so late,

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I wanted to give you a break.

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What did I do to deserve you?

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This.

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Hey, what do you think about

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coming to church
with me on Sunday?

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Church? You want
pancakes, just tell me.

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No, this lady I towed last night

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was telling me how her
church is all about

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prosperity and making money.

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So?

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So, those are two of
my favorite things.

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We're not really church people.

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Why would you say
that? Of course we are.

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When was the last time
we went to church?

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When Georgie's father...

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I don't recall.

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This could also be a
business opportunity.

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Prosperous folks
need tires, too.

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I don't know.

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Now, now, hold on, let him talk.

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You're okay with him going
to church just to sell tires?

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Yes.

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You want to come with me?

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No.

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Mandy?

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Well, Sunday's my
one day to sleep in,

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but if you want to
go, you should go.

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All right.

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What about you, CeeCee?

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You want to come to
church with Daddy?

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Hands off, she's Catholic.

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And here's a free air freshener.

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Has our number right on it.

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And it smells like apple pie.

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How about that?

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Money making idea:

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A little pocket
in your underwear

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that you can slide an
air freshener into.

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Hey, Georgie.

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You remembered my name.

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Hello.

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So, is my car ready?

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Let me check.

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Yes, ma'am, it
most certainly is.

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My name's Ruben. What's yours?

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- Valerie.
- Oh, lovely name.

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Valerie, you're gonna need

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brake pads on your vehicle,

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sooner better than later.

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Thank you. Good to know.

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Ruben, I got this.

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I'm just thinking of her safety.

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Don't you need to call
your wife or something?

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He's married.

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I know. I'm actually
hoping to meet her

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at church this Sunday.

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Church? Yeah.

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Mm, too much work.

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Sorry about that, he's
alone a lot back there.

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So, will I see you on Sunday?

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Yeah, I think you will.

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Might be solo.

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My wife's not real interested.

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Oh, too bad.

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But I will be glad to see you.

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Oh. And I'll be
glad to see you...

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in a churchly fashion.

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Before I forget,

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free air freshener.

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Oh.

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Apple, the fruit of temptation.

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Hang on, I got a mango
in here somewhere.

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You look nice.

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Thanks.

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Last chance to come
to church with me.

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Sorry, today's a
strict no-bra day.

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I feel a little weird.

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The only time I ever wore
this was my dad's funeral.

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Well, I'm sure he'd
be glad to know

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you're getting
your money's worth.

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He was thrifty.

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You know, he's the one
who taught me shampoo

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is really just liquid soap.

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You can wash your hair
with a bar of Irish Spring.

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Same deal.

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Is that why your hair
smells like that?

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Mmm, when you
first met me, yeah.

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Now I'm a Zest man.

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- Welcome.
- Thank you.

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Is this your first time with us?

248
00:10:01,374 --> 00:10:02,766
Yes, ma'am.

249
00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:04,594
Well, we are so
glad to have you.

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00:10:04,595 --> 00:10:06,291
Oh, okay.

251
00:10:06,292 --> 00:10:08,424
Welcome, welcome, welcome.

252
00:10:08,425 --> 00:10:11,384
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

253
00:10:12,951 --> 00:10:14,908
Georgie, welcome.

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Oh, y'all are a huggy bunch.

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00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:19,610
Come here, there's someone
I want you to meet.

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00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:23,134
Reverend, this is
Georgie Cooper.

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00:10:23,135 --> 00:10:24,701
Travis Lemon.

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How are you doing on
this glorious Sunday?

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Depends. You got pancakes?

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Better. We got waffles
the shape of Texas.

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Praise the Lord.

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I got a flat tire
the other night

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and Georgie rescued me.

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Ah, a Good Samaritan.
Isn't that something?

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It's my job, so maybe
just a regular Samaritan.

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Georgie drives a tow truck
and works at a tire shop.

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When do you find
the time to sleep?

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I don't.

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So if it happens
during your sermon,

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don't take it personal.

271
00:10:53,426 --> 00:10:55,775
Hard worker, God rewards that.

272
00:10:55,776 --> 00:10:56,950
Speaking of which,

273
00:10:56,951 --> 00:10:58,430
I couldn't help but notice

274
00:10:58,431 --> 00:11:00,171
you had some church vans
out there with bald tires.

275
00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:02,478
Be happy to take
care of that for you.

276
00:11:02,479 --> 00:11:05,568
Oh, yeah, this is
the church for you.

277
00:11:05,569 --> 00:11:07,571
Let's talk after the service.

278
00:11:08,485 --> 00:11:10,224
I told you.

279
00:11:10,225 --> 00:11:12,009
Not even here five minutes
and you're already prospering.

280
00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,445
I guess I am.

281
00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:15,186
I'm so happy for you.

282
00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:17,493
Okay, more hugging.

283
00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:27,677
Remember when you wanted to be
a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?

284
00:11:27,678 --> 00:11:29,114
There's still time.

285
00:11:30,202 --> 00:11:31,724
There is!

286
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,859
Yeah, and I'm gonna be
an aerobics instructor.

287
00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,688
Hey. How was church?

288
00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,429
Great. I met the reverend.

289
00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,865
Real nice guy. Mm.

290
00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:43,606
Feel more prosperous?

291
00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:45,129
Actually, I do.

292
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,697
McAllister Auto is now
the exclusive tire store

293
00:11:47,698 --> 00:11:49,829
for all the church
buses and vans.

294
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,483
You're kidding.

295
00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:53,050
Tires, brakes,
alignment, the works.

296
00:11:53,051 --> 00:11:55,792
In fact, I gave him a
ridiculously high price,

297
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,228
then knocked ten percent off.

298
00:11:57,229 --> 00:11:58,360
He was thrilled.

299
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,406
How can you not love this kid?

300
00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:03,843
He hustled a reverend.

301
00:12:03,844 --> 00:12:05,106
Exactly.

302
00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:08,545
You know, I think it's time
we up your compensation.

303
00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,243
We already give them free
room, board and childcare.

304
00:12:12,244 --> 00:12:14,245
Yeah, but with the tow truck,
he's working day and night.

305
00:12:14,246 --> 00:12:15,899
He volunteered, Jim.

306
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,553
'Cause he's a go-getter.

307
00:12:17,554 --> 00:12:20,730
Well, then he can
go get another job.

308
00:12:20,731 --> 00:12:22,122
Should we jump in here?

309
00:12:22,123 --> 00:12:24,256
No, stay out of it,
this is how I got a car.

310
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,867
Giving him a cut only
motivates him to make more.

311
00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:30,827
Keeping him hungry
motivates him more.

312
00:12:30,828 --> 00:12:32,481
Now, you see, that is
the kind of thinking

313
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,091
that makes Communism appealing.

314
00:12:34,092 --> 00:12:35,353
You sure we shouldn'tjump in?

315
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,528
Shh, we're close.

316
00:12:36,529 --> 00:12:38,922
Did you just call
me a Communist?

317
00:12:38,923 --> 00:12:40,401
I'm just saying a good American

318
00:12:40,402 --> 00:12:41,751
would pay him what he's worth.

319
00:12:41,752 --> 00:12:43,100
There it is.

320
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:44,494
Fine, pay him whatever you want.

321
00:12:46,234 --> 00:12:48,715
And that's how I
got a Jeep Cherokee.

322
00:12:54,329 --> 00:12:56,766
I see what's going on.

323
00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:59,769
I get a raise, you can't
keep your hands off of me.

324
00:12:59,770 --> 00:13:01,771
You got a problem with that?

325
00:13:01,772 --> 00:13:04,382
No, you're right,
I'm way more sexy.

326
00:13:05,558 --> 00:13:08,518
Well, I'm really proud of you.

327
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,432
You know, there's a
Bible study Wednesday.

328
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,130
You want to come?

329
00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:15,132
Oh, wow, we really need to
work on your dirty talk.

330
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,919
Sorry, I just think you
really might like it.

331
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,226
Thanks, but I don't need
to watch you sell tires

332
00:13:22,227 --> 00:13:24,316
to a bunch of Bible thumpers.

333
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,144
It ain't about that.

334
00:13:27,145 --> 00:13:28,754
It's actually kind of working.

335
00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:30,321
W-What are you talking about?

336
00:13:30,322 --> 00:13:32,671
I'm making more money and
you want to have day sex.

337
00:13:32,672 --> 00:13:34,630
That's everything
I've ever prayed for.

338
00:13:34,631 --> 00:13:36,327
Please don't tell me

339
00:13:36,328 --> 00:13:37,808
you think that's
'cause of the church.

340
00:13:38,722 --> 00:13:40,810
I don't know. Maybe.

341
00:13:40,811 --> 00:13:42,986
I'm just saying a lot of
what they preach makes sense.

342
00:13:42,987 --> 00:13:45,118
Ugh, you're starting
to sound like your mom.

343
00:13:45,119 --> 00:13:46,772
What the heck's that
supposed to mean?

344
00:13:46,773 --> 00:13:49,340
Oh, calm down, I
love her, but...

345
00:13:49,341 --> 00:13:50,646
you know, when it
comes to the church,

346
00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:52,343
she's a little bitof a...

347
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:53,954
A little bit of a what?

348
00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:57,740
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "nutjob."

349
00:13:57,741 --> 00:13:59,350
Nutjob?

350
00:13:59,351 --> 00:14:01,352
If I were you, I wouldn't
start comparing moms.

351
00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:03,441
What's that mean?

352
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:06,009
Hang on, I'm trying to think
of a word that isn't "bitch."

353
00:14:07,707 --> 00:14:09,012
Where you going? I thought
we were gonna fool around.

354
00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,667
Pray for it, see what happens.

355
00:14:15,715 --> 00:14:17,368
Hey. Still waiting
on them brakes?

356
00:14:17,369 --> 00:14:19,370
Want it done fast or
you want 'em done right?

357
00:14:19,371 --> 00:14:20,676
Well, I want 'em done now.

358
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:25,637
Aw, like a big lion
practicing his roar.

359
00:14:25,638 --> 00:14:27,508
I ain't in the mood, Ruben.

360
00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:31,861
Quit it. Trouble at home?

361
00:14:31,862 --> 00:14:34,211
Wife find out about
the hot church lady?

362
00:14:34,212 --> 00:14:35,386
No.

363
00:14:35,387 --> 00:14:37,823
Keeping her a secret? Smart.

364
00:14:37,824 --> 00:14:39,477
I don't care about her.

365
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,826
Care about who?

366
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:43,002
The woman who
invited me to church.

367
00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:44,438
The hot woman.

368
00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:46,049
Baywatch hot.

369
00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:47,224
Care to explain?

370
00:14:47,225 --> 00:14:49,052
Yeah, she's attractive.

371
00:14:49,053 --> 00:14:50,576
Muy fuego.

372
00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:54,231
But it don't matter
'cause we're just friends.

373
00:14:54,232 --> 00:14:55,667
So you're not doing
something dumb?

374
00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,103
Oh, I do dumb
stuff all the time,

375
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,409
just not this.

376
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:00,585
Well, be careful.

377
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:02,065
I own a timeshare in Florida

378
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,677
'cause the saleslady
looked like Raquel Welch.

379
00:15:05,765 --> 00:15:07,505
I don't know who that is.

380
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,899
Oh, she was a knockout.

381
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,553
Had curves in all
the right places.

382
00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:14,599
She wore this fur
bikini in a movie, man.

383
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,037
I still think about it.

384
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,082
Fur bikini?

385
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,867
Was she cold?

386
00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:23,391
Get back to work.

387
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,046
"Curves in all
the right places."

388
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:28,701
Dude is old.

389
00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:36,055
Will Georgie be
joining us for dinner?

390
00:15:36,056 --> 00:15:37,753
Uh, no, he's at Bible study.

391
00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:39,190
Oh.

392
00:15:40,191 --> 00:15:42,758
I do hope he isn't
turning into his mother.

393
00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:45,630
That is a terrible thing to say.

394
00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:47,676
No matter how hard we fight it,

395
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:50,417
at some point we all
turn into our parents.

396
00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:53,943
Yeah, well, I'm
turning into Dad.

397
00:15:53,944 --> 00:15:55,945
Too late, blondie.

398
00:15:55,946 --> 00:15:58,251
You got something
to say, just say it.

399
00:15:58,252 --> 00:16:00,123
I just think Georgie
should be using

400
00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:01,777
what little free time he has

401
00:16:01,778 --> 00:16:03,779
to be with his
wife and daughter.

402
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,477
I don't disagree.

403
00:16:06,478 --> 00:16:07,783
So you agree.

404
00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,393
That's not what I said.

405
00:16:09,394 --> 00:16:11,308
If your father was
doing something

406
00:16:11,309 --> 00:16:12,744
that made me uncomfortable,

407
00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:15,052
I would make sure
he knew about it.

408
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,097
God, I am turning into you.

409
00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:19,316
Aw.

410
00:16:19,317 --> 00:16:20,970
No, it's not a good thing.

411
00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:22,493
Where you going?

412
00:16:22,494 --> 00:16:24,321
To tell my husband I
love and support him,

413
00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:25,975
no matter what he chooses to do.

414
00:16:25,976 --> 00:16:27,585
I think that's a mistake.

415
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,327
Yeah, that's why I'm doing it.

416
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:34,548
Thank you, Father, for
your many blessings

417
00:16:34,549 --> 00:16:37,421
and let our prosperity
be a glory to you

418
00:16:37,422 --> 00:16:40,380
and a beacon that brings
others to your light.

419
00:16:40,381 --> 00:16:41,512
Amen.

420
00:16:41,513 --> 00:16:42,774
Amen.

421
00:16:42,775 --> 00:16:45,081
Georgie, you've
been awful quiet.

422
00:16:45,082 --> 00:16:46,517
Is there anything
you'd like to say

423
00:16:46,518 --> 00:16:47,736
before we wrap it up?

424
00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:51,217
Oh, uh, yeah.

425
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,653
I would like to thank you all

426
00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:54,699
for being so welcoming.

427
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,266
I haven't been hugged this much

428
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,225
since I was on the high
school wrestling team.

429
00:16:59,879 --> 00:17:01,140
Oh, before I forget...

430
00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:03,839
Here's my business
card. McAllister Auto.

431
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:07,451
We offer 24-hour towing
and all your tire needs.

432
00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:10,584
Just give them this card and
you'll get ten percent off

433
00:17:10,585 --> 00:17:13,674
our already low, low prices.

434
00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:14,850
That it?

435
00:17:14,851 --> 00:17:17,418
Oh. Amen.

436
00:17:21,945 --> 00:17:23,293
Here, let me give you a hand.

437
00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:24,948
Oh. Thanks.

438
00:17:25,949 --> 00:17:28,951
So, what'd you think
of Bible study?

439
00:17:28,952 --> 00:17:31,344
It's hard to believe,
but I liked it.

440
00:17:31,345 --> 00:17:32,868
Why is that hard to believe?

441
00:17:32,869 --> 00:17:34,608
Well, it's got the words
"Bible" and "study"

442
00:17:34,609 --> 00:17:36,045
right there in the name.

443
00:17:37,699 --> 00:17:40,136
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

444
00:17:40,137 --> 00:17:43,096
God wanting me to succeed
is kind of comforting.

445
00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:45,881
Could I tell you something?

446
00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:48,057
I think my flat tire
was no accident.

447
00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:49,232
What are you saying?

448
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,016
You put a nail in your own tire?

449
00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:54,194
I think God did it,
to bring you here.

450
00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:57,066
Well, if that's true,
I'm glad he did.

451
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,633
Me, too.

452
00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:02,027
Whoa, I'm a married man.

453
00:18:02,028 --> 00:18:04,335
You sure are!

454
00:18:05,249 --> 00:18:07,076
Move.

455
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,645
Let's go, married man.

456
00:18:11,646 --> 00:18:12,995
You saw me pull away, right?

457
00:18:12,996 --> 00:18:14,824
It's the only reason
you're still standing.

458
00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:22,570
Call for a tow?

459
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,750
Got to go!

460
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:41,110
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