1 00:00:06,241 --> 00:00:08,132 You know, now that CeeCee's starting to walk, 2 00:00:08,152 --> 00:00:10,185 we should think about babyproofing this place. 3 00:00:10,259 --> 00:00:12,735 We didn't babyproof the house for you or your brother, 4 00:00:12,755 --> 00:00:14,592 and you both lived. 5 00:00:14,946 --> 00:00:17,957 Have you forgotten that Connor stuck a butter knife in an outlet? 6 00:00:18,358 --> 00:00:20,937 And he lived. Your point? 7 00:00:21,363 --> 00:00:23,288 Might explain the way he is. 8 00:00:24,189 --> 00:00:26,553 You mean my electric personality? 9 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,807 - Hey. - Hey. 10 00:00:29,827 --> 00:00:31,033 Brought dinner. 11 00:00:31,053 --> 00:00:33,126 Ooh, meat lovers. What's the occasion? 12 00:00:33,146 --> 00:00:35,777 Well, thanks to your husband, we're handling all the auto business 13 00:00:35,797 --> 00:00:37,431 for the high school. 14 00:00:37,451 --> 00:00:38,662 I'm bringin' home the bacon, 15 00:00:38,682 --> 00:00:41,099 and the sausage and the pepperoni. 16 00:00:41,598 --> 00:00:43,624 All of their tires, huh? 17 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,222 I'm impressed. 18 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:46,410 But... 19 00:00:46,597 --> 00:00:48,399 No buts. Way to go. 20 00:00:48,608 --> 00:00:50,409 Still feels like there's a "but" coming. 21 00:00:50,429 --> 00:00:52,517 You feel it, I feel it, too. 22 00:00:53,293 --> 00:00:55,083 You two are impossible. 23 00:00:55,103 --> 00:00:56,755 See, that feels better. 24 00:00:57,493 --> 00:00:59,901 Got a pretty hefty commission check coming your way. 25 00:00:59,921 --> 00:01:02,816 We sure need it, given our ginormous credit card debt. 26 00:01:02,836 --> 00:01:04,949 You mean my ginormous credit card debt. 27 00:01:04,969 --> 00:01:06,255 I was tryin' to be nice. 28 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,768 Try harder. 29 00:01:08,867 --> 00:01:10,607 Your ginormous credit card debt 30 00:01:10,627 --> 00:01:13,277 does not diminish my love for you. 31 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,013 That is nicer. 32 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,965 I was thinkin', how about we take some of my commission 33 00:01:20,985 --> 00:01:23,021 and go have a fancy dinner somewhere? 34 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,130 No, that's okay, we don't have to. 35 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:28,277 You sure? Celebrate that we're finally makin' some money. 36 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,789 You're making some money. 37 00:01:30,037 --> 00:01:31,558 You're mad about that? 38 00:01:31,578 --> 00:01:32,968 Of course not. 39 00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:35,483 'Cause that'd be a weird thing to be mad about. 40 00:01:35,503 --> 00:01:37,155 Yeah, well, I'm not. 41 00:01:37,175 --> 00:01:38,275 Good. 42 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,261 Yeah, I'm really proud of you. 43 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:46,254 - Probably a nicer way to say it. - Okay, fine, it pisses me off. 44 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,676 There we go. 45 00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:51,114 It just makes me feel like I'm-I'm not contributing anything. 46 00:01:51,187 --> 00:01:52,954 Honey, it ain't a competition. 47 00:01:52,974 --> 00:01:55,385 Yes, it is and I'm losing. 48 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,879 You want me to earn less? 49 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:02,193 Look, I went to college, I have a Bachelor of Arts degree in communications. 50 00:02:02,213 --> 00:02:04,248 I should be making more than you. 51 00:02:04,268 --> 00:02:05,621 Well, what's stoppin' you? 52 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:11,800 Oh, come on, put that diploma to use, talk to me. 53 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:54,177 Can I get you anything else? 54 00:02:54,897 --> 00:02:56,832 - Tea's fine. - Mm. 55 00:02:57,452 --> 00:02:58,935 You sure? Slice of pie? 56 00:02:59,736 --> 00:03:01,445 What kind of pie you got? 57 00:03:01,601 --> 00:03:04,711 Apple, pecan, lemon meringue. 58 00:03:05,955 --> 00:03:08,644 Nah, I get my pie from the Waffle House. 59 00:03:09,434 --> 00:03:10,455 Right. 60 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:16,022 I could use some more hot water. 61 00:03:23,978 --> 00:03:26,166 Can I get you another tea bag? 62 00:03:26,253 --> 00:03:27,439 You gonna charge me for it? 63 00:03:27,459 --> 00:03:28,996 Yes. 64 00:03:30,481 --> 00:03:31,865 Water's fine. 65 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:38,047 You charge for lemon? 66 00:03:38,211 --> 00:03:39,587 No. 67 00:03:44,128 --> 00:03:45,504 Thank you. 68 00:03:48,942 --> 00:03:50,875 You know, I went to college. 69 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:02,910 We'll be back with more of today's hits right after this. 70 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:05,969 Do you feel like your potential isn't being maximized? 71 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:07,947 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 72 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:09,525 Could you use some extra money? 73 00:04:09,545 --> 00:04:11,499 Does a bear crap in the woods? 74 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,095 Would you like to be your own boss? 75 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:16,056 I don't care, just say how to do it. 76 00:04:21,488 --> 00:04:24,758 So it's basically selling vitamins, and diet shakes, 77 00:04:24,778 --> 00:04:25,933 and health bars. 78 00:04:25,953 --> 00:04:27,474 And I can make my own schedule 79 00:04:27,494 --> 00:04:30,752 so I can keep my job at the diner and I can still be here for CeeCee. 80 00:04:31,057 --> 00:04:32,603 Have you ever worked in sales? 81 00:04:32,623 --> 00:04:37,225 No, but how hard can it be selling diet stuff to Texans, everybody's chunky. 82 00:04:38,269 --> 00:04:39,805 Okay. When do you start? 83 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:41,763 Well, here's the thing... 84 00:04:41,791 --> 00:04:43,156 you know that old saying, 85 00:04:43,355 --> 00:04:45,725 "You gotta spend money to make money?" 86 00:04:46,626 --> 00:04:47,699 Uh-huh. 87 00:04:48,382 --> 00:04:49,652 Well, there you go. 88 00:04:49,672 --> 00:04:51,121 How much? 89 00:04:51,355 --> 00:04:53,308 Well, obviously I'd make it back real fast. 90 00:04:53,328 --> 00:04:55,255 - How much? - And keep in mind, 91 00:04:55,307 --> 00:04:56,790 sales is all about communication. 92 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:59,115 And what do I have a degree in? 93 00:04:59,639 --> 00:05:01,243 Are you gonna tell me or not? 94 00:05:01,939 --> 00:05:03,699 It's $1,200. 95 00:05:04,644 --> 00:05:06,857 That's my whole commission from the school account. 96 00:05:06,877 --> 00:05:08,399 Meant to be, huh? 97 00:05:09,611 --> 00:05:12,787 Just so I'm clear, are you competing with me or are we on the same team? 98 00:05:12,807 --> 00:05:14,111 How can you even ask that? 99 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:15,884 Of course we're on the same team. 100 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:17,201 Okay, let's do it. 101 00:05:17,221 --> 00:05:18,669 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 102 00:05:19,106 --> 00:05:21,847 Just a word of warnin', sales is not as easy as you think. 103 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,381 It's not? 104 00:05:23,401 --> 00:05:26,026 I just got you to fork over 1,200 bucks. 105 00:05:27,014 --> 00:05:29,246 God, I am so turned on right now. 106 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:39,006 Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. 107 00:05:39,026 --> 00:05:41,293 I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in this area. 108 00:05:41,313 --> 00:05:42,743 I just wanted to introduce myself 109 00:05:42,763 --> 00:05:45,893 and see if you had a few minutes to hear about our exciting products. 110 00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:47,349 How did you get in this building? 111 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:49,953 Oh, well, I waited till somebody was coming out... 112 00:06:01,331 --> 00:06:02,899 Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. 113 00:06:02,919 --> 00:06:04,846 I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in this area. 114 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,809 I just wrapped things up with your neighbor 115 00:06:06,829 --> 00:06:08,519 - and she... - Which neighbor? 116 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:09,732 Well, right next door. 117 00:06:09,752 --> 00:06:12,191 Joan gave you money? She owes me money. 118 00:06:12,599 --> 00:06:13,996 Well, I don't really know about... 119 00:06:14,016 --> 00:06:16,467 Joan! Joan! 120 00:06:17,587 --> 00:06:21,410 Why are you buying crap from this bimbo when you owe me for the lotto tickets? 121 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:23,513 I know you're in there! 122 00:06:23,533 --> 00:06:25,202 Joan! 123 00:06:27,161 --> 00:06:28,870 Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. 124 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,992 I'm the NuvoTrim sales rep in the... 125 00:06:32,511 --> 00:06:34,965 Hi. I'm Mandy McAllister. Uh... 126 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,924 Hi. I'm Mandy... 127 00:06:41,950 --> 00:06:43,777 I didn't even say anything! 128 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:50,761 - Hey. - Hey. 129 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:51,977 Can I make you a plate? 130 00:06:51,997 --> 00:06:52,939 Sure. 131 00:06:56,627 --> 00:06:58,063 So? 132 00:06:58,520 --> 00:06:59,689 How'd it go? 133 00:07:00,829 --> 00:07:02,251 Great. Just great. 134 00:07:02,335 --> 00:07:05,041 It's important to keep in mind, selling is like an art. 135 00:07:05,665 --> 00:07:07,343 You know, it takes time to learn the... 136 00:07:08,334 --> 00:07:09,807 Somebody else talk. 137 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:14,009 Yeah, when I was young, I tried sellin' door-to-door. 138 00:07:14,029 --> 00:07:15,145 It was rough. 139 00:07:15,165 --> 00:07:16,683 Yeah, how young? 140 00:07:16,841 --> 00:07:19,051 Oh, real young, 16. 141 00:07:19,881 --> 00:07:21,754 So three years ago. 142 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,983 That's a big chuck of my life. 143 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,939 The point is is I got better. 144 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:28,569 Oh, good for you. 145 00:07:28,983 --> 00:07:30,943 I see why you stopped talkin'. 146 00:07:32,197 --> 00:07:34,361 Relax, okay? I'm not mad at you. 147 00:07:34,481 --> 00:07:36,697 Great. So you gonna pack it in? 148 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,506 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 149 00:07:39,657 --> 00:07:41,131 No, we'd be out 1,200 bucks. 150 00:07:41,151 --> 00:07:42,937 You'd be out 1,200 bucks. 151 00:07:42,957 --> 00:07:44,627 Well, I thought we're on the same team. 152 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:45,809 We are. 153 00:07:45,885 --> 00:07:50,344 You spent $1,200 to sell diet food to Texans? 154 00:07:51,787 --> 00:07:53,609 Georgie thought it was a good idea. 155 00:07:53,629 --> 00:07:55,157 I was tryin' to be supportive. 156 00:07:55,177 --> 00:07:56,658 So you were lying? 157 00:07:56,865 --> 00:07:58,511 I was supportin'. 158 00:08:00,732 --> 00:08:03,271 Okay, no sense throwing blame around. 159 00:08:03,447 --> 00:08:05,903 If you're not gonna quit, what's the plan? 160 00:08:07,409 --> 00:08:09,952 Well, door-to-door's a waste of time. 161 00:08:09,972 --> 00:08:12,316 I need to set up someplace people come to me. 162 00:08:12,703 --> 00:08:15,412 Maybe in front of a grocery store or something. 163 00:08:15,815 --> 00:08:18,743 Lot of foot traffic, people feelin' guilty about junk food. That's smart. 164 00:08:18,763 --> 00:08:20,485 Yeah, that's why I said it. 165 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,850 Go team. 166 00:08:26,463 --> 00:08:27,566 You know, I was thinking, 167 00:08:27,586 --> 00:08:29,571 maybe we should buy some of Mandy's diet crap. 168 00:08:29,591 --> 00:08:30,855 You know, get her started. 169 00:08:30,875 --> 00:08:32,276 Really? 170 00:08:32,674 --> 00:08:34,913 Have you forgotten the Girl Scout cookies? 171 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:36,935 The crying, the tantrums. 172 00:08:36,955 --> 00:08:41,046 "Daddy, nobody buys my cookies." 173 00:08:41,941 --> 00:08:43,645 She ended up selling a bunch. 174 00:08:43,665 --> 00:08:45,006 To you. 175 00:08:45,955 --> 00:08:48,827 Oh, like you don't enjoy a Thin Mint out of the freezer. 176 00:08:49,855 --> 00:08:51,633 You know, she's not a little girl anymore. 177 00:08:51,653 --> 00:08:53,860 You can't keep coddling her. 178 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,665 You coddle Connor... what's the difference? 179 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:57,047 He's a late bloomer. 180 00:08:57,974 --> 00:08:59,630 He's 26. 181 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,103 He bloomed. 182 00:09:02,699 --> 00:09:04,244 This is the bloom. 183 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:08,547 You know very well he requires a little extra love. 184 00:09:08,567 --> 00:09:10,527 He requires a swift kick in the ass. 185 00:09:11,663 --> 00:09:13,089 You don't mean that. 186 00:09:13,109 --> 00:09:15,243 You could at least make him chip in around the house, 187 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,805 you know, maybe do his own laundry. 188 00:09:16,825 --> 00:09:18,637 That seems fair. 189 00:09:19,566 --> 00:09:20,768 Really? 190 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,312 Yeah. 191 00:09:22,332 --> 00:09:23,578 Hmm. 192 00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:24,898 What? 193 00:09:25,573 --> 00:09:27,472 I wasn't prepared to win an argument. 194 00:09:29,077 --> 00:09:30,252 You want to tell him? 195 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:32,296 I kind of do. 196 00:09:32,316 --> 00:09:33,591 Go for it. 197 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:38,462 Hey, uh, just so we're clear, 198 00:09:38,482 --> 00:09:40,049 I'm gonna tell him we agreed on this. 199 00:09:40,069 --> 00:09:42,511 I don't want him coming to you and playing us against each other. 200 00:09:42,531 --> 00:09:43,474 Smart. 201 00:09:43,494 --> 00:09:44,570 All right. 202 00:09:45,778 --> 00:09:46,751 Ooh. 203 00:09:46,824 --> 00:09:48,302 What if he gives me a hard time? 204 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:50,461 Then he will have dirty clothes. 205 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,565 Consequences. 206 00:09:52,787 --> 00:09:53,901 That's good. 207 00:09:58,303 --> 00:09:59,836 Hi! Would you like to sample one 208 00:09:59,856 --> 00:10:02,231 of our delicious diet shakes or nutrition bars? 209 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:04,563 Okay, maybe on the way out! 210 00:10:05,753 --> 00:10:08,801 Hi, ma'am, would you like to sample one of our delicious diet shakes? 211 00:10:09,126 --> 00:10:10,892 Not that I think you're fat! 212 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,586 'Cause I don't! 213 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:15,644 Hey. 214 00:10:16,612 --> 00:10:17,747 Hey, what are you doing here? 215 00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:20,706 Oh, just wanted to come check in on my favorite saleslady. 216 00:10:20,726 --> 00:10:21,965 How's it going? 217 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:25,614 Good. Uh, passing out samples, getting people excited about the product. 218 00:10:26,358 --> 00:10:29,443 Oh, excuse me, may I interest you in a free sample of a... 219 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:33,193 I'm a person! I have feelings! 220 00:10:35,106 --> 00:10:37,871 Hey, maybe instead of just launching right into your sales pitch, 221 00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:40,378 you try to find something personal you can connect about. 222 00:10:40,398 --> 00:10:41,934 I got this, Georgie. 223 00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:45,069 Watch this. 224 00:10:45,089 --> 00:10:46,843 - Hook 'em, Horns. - Hell yeah. 225 00:10:47,144 --> 00:10:49,213 That game against A&M, they got robbed. 226 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,344 100%. 227 00:10:50,364 --> 00:10:51,682 What's all this? 228 00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:54,131 A scientifically designed diet system. 229 00:10:54,151 --> 00:10:55,426 Here, try one. 230 00:10:56,632 --> 00:10:57,830 Not only tastes great... 231 00:10:57,850 --> 00:11:00,771 it's developed by doctors to help you drop weight jiffy quick. 232 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:02,997 I could probably lose a few. 233 00:11:03,652 --> 00:11:04,734 How much? 234 00:11:04,754 --> 00:11:06,099 Oh, normally $15. 235 00:11:06,119 --> 00:11:07,927 But we're having a special... two for $20. 236 00:11:07,947 --> 00:11:09,313 Well, then give me two. 237 00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,445 Get ready to wear smaller clothes, my friend. 238 00:11:15,738 --> 00:11:17,317 See you at the beach! 239 00:11:19,002 --> 00:11:20,810 Look at that... your first sale! 240 00:11:31,515 --> 00:11:32,671 How's it going? 241 00:11:32,772 --> 00:11:33,820 Fine. 242 00:11:35,893 --> 00:11:38,691 You know how to use the fabric softeners and whatnot? 243 00:11:39,592 --> 00:11:41,258 There's instructions on the bottle. 244 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,555 Right. 245 00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:44,915 Good for you. 246 00:11:46,721 --> 00:11:48,739 So all these years your mother did your laundry, 247 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:50,876 you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself? 248 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,161 Yes. 249 00:11:53,432 --> 00:11:55,022 Why didn't you ever do it? 250 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:56,535 No one asked me. 251 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,332 So if I asked you to... 252 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:03,212 clean the bathroom, do the dishes, take out the garbage, you would? 253 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:05,298 Yes. 254 00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:08,762 Okay. 255 00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:10,079 Well, then... 256 00:12:10,144 --> 00:12:11,892 do those things. 257 00:12:12,843 --> 00:12:14,199 Okay. 258 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,820 This is crazy. 259 00:12:23,239 --> 00:12:24,959 Oh, come on! 260 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:27,582 - You were right there! - Yeah. Watching you do it for me. 261 00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:30,144 - I was just trying to help. - Well, I didn't ask for your help. 262 00:12:30,164 --> 00:12:31,624 What's going on? 263 00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:32,973 My husband thinks I'm an idiot. 264 00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:33,974 No, I don't. 265 00:12:33,994 --> 00:12:35,660 You just think I suck at sales. 266 00:12:35,771 --> 00:12:37,749 Which don't make you an idiot. 267 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,023 He's right. 268 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,469 "Which don't." 269 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,219 Mandy, selling is in my blood. 270 00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:44,121 It's what I do. 271 00:12:44,141 --> 00:12:47,684 - Why can't you just let me help you? - Because I wanted to do it on my own. 272 00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:48,989 That's just crazy. 273 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:51,982 If I was trying to be a waitress in a diner, I'd ask you for help. 274 00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:55,886 Now, see, that right there, that is what an idiot sounds like. 275 00:13:02,395 --> 00:13:03,471 Georgie? 276 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:05,124 Ms. Hutchins? 277 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,909 You quit working at the high school? 278 00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,705 No, I do both. 279 00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:10,054 This one for the money, 280 00:13:10,074 --> 00:13:12,511 high school librarian for the glamour. 281 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,873 What brings you by? 282 00:13:15,051 --> 00:13:17,670 I'm kind of looking for a book on relationships. 283 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:19,965 My wife and I are having a bit of a spat. 284 00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:21,271 You're married? 285 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:22,968 Got a baby, too. 286 00:13:22,997 --> 00:13:24,764 Oh, you knocked her up. 287 00:13:24,784 --> 00:13:26,669 That makes more sense. 288 00:13:27,526 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaking of making sense, 289 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,336 you got any books that explain women or marriage 290 00:13:31,356 --> 00:13:33,207 or whatever it is I did wrong? 291 00:13:33,227 --> 00:13:35,111 Oh. I have just the thing. 292 00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:37,026 You married? 293 00:13:37,253 --> 00:13:38,486 Me? 294 00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:41,832 Oh, I'm too busy having fun to settle down. 295 00:13:45,762 --> 00:13:47,166 Try this. 296 00:13:47,591 --> 00:13:49,049 Men Are from Mars, 297 00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:50,877 Women Are from Venus. 298 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,245 Hmm. That explains a lot. 299 00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:54,838 Have you read it? 300 00:13:54,858 --> 00:13:56,709 Several times. 301 00:13:56,729 --> 00:13:57,960 Did it work? 302 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,018 Yes, my love life is fantastic. 303 00:14:01,038 --> 00:14:02,976 Do you want the book or not? 304 00:14:02,996 --> 00:14:04,453 Sure. 305 00:14:05,956 --> 00:14:07,241 I'm young and married, 306 00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:08,762 you're old and alone. 307 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,849 It's funny how things work out. 308 00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:13,744 Hilarious. 309 00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:20,678 Did you put the dishes away? 310 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,245 Connor did. 311 00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:23,627 Oh. 312 00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:25,989 And the ball is snapped. 313 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,959 Don't forget... tomorrow's garbage day. 314 00:14:28,979 --> 00:14:30,833 Connor took the cans down. 315 00:14:31,982 --> 00:14:33,212 Oh. 316 00:14:33,757 --> 00:14:34,825 Good. 317 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:36,940 Bathroom's clean. 318 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,254 Attaboy. 319 00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:41,736 What did you say to him? 320 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,408 I just asked. 321 00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:45,454 Just over nine minutes to go in this... 322 00:14:45,474 --> 00:14:47,705 I don't know how I feel about this. 323 00:14:47,945 --> 00:14:49,504 What's the problem? 324 00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:52,722 I guess I'm just used to taking care of him. 325 00:14:52,742 --> 00:14:55,408 Aw. 'Cause he's your baby boy? 326 00:14:55,543 --> 00:14:56,714 - Yeah. - Hmm? 327 00:14:57,092 --> 00:14:59,829 Well, if it makes you feel any better, you can always take care of me. 328 00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:01,915 Oh, it's not the same! 329 00:15:02,316 --> 00:15:03,733 Brought you a fresh one, Dad. 330 00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:05,811 Thank you, son. 331 00:15:09,628 --> 00:15:11,595 It's a tough night for you, huh? 332 00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:16,295 Aw. She's adorable. 333 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:16,963 Oh. 334 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,095 Thank you. 335 00:15:18,115 --> 00:15:19,868 Don't you love being a mom? 336 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,098 I do. 337 00:15:21,118 --> 00:15:23,100 She's everything to me. 338 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,854 But there are some days where I feel like 339 00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:26,582 all I am is "CeeCee's mom." 340 00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,540 And that is not enough. 341 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,368 I have more to offer the world than... 342 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,979 changing diapers and blending bananas. 343 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:34,789 I get that. 344 00:15:35,223 --> 00:15:36,827 You want to know something? 345 00:15:37,063 --> 00:15:38,573 I just took a sales job, 346 00:15:38,593 --> 00:15:41,031 not because I needed it but because 347 00:15:41,051 --> 00:15:42,815 I wanted something I could call my own. 348 00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:45,857 And my husband... bless his dumb, redneck heart... 349 00:15:45,877 --> 00:15:47,873 swooped in and took it away from me. 350 00:15:47,893 --> 00:15:49,948 They think they can fix everything. 351 00:15:49,968 --> 00:15:51,128 Why don't they get us? 352 00:15:51,148 --> 00:15:53,745 Because they're self-centered sons of bitches. 353 00:15:53,846 --> 00:15:55,527 You got that right. 354 00:15:55,674 --> 00:15:57,134 So what are you selling? 355 00:15:57,154 --> 00:15:59,049 Oh, uh, it doesn't matter. 356 00:15:59,069 --> 00:16:00,180 Yes, it does. 357 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,345 It matters very much. 358 00:16:02,443 --> 00:16:03,951 Oh, uh, well... 359 00:16:03,987 --> 00:16:06,871 diet shakes, vitamins, nutrition bars. 360 00:16:06,915 --> 00:16:10,422 Oh. I could probably lose a little bit of the baby weight. 361 00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:13,443 Oh, well, don't say that. You're beautiful. 362 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,659 $15 a box, two for $20. 363 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:17,154 I'll take two. 364 00:16:17,174 --> 00:16:18,355 Yeah, same here. 365 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:19,483 - I'll take eight. - Okay. 366 00:16:19,503 --> 00:16:20,969 Hang on. Let me write this down. 367 00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:27,936 Hello. 368 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,887 Hey. How'd her checkup go? 369 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,255 Great, good, she might need glasses. 370 00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:34,393 More importantly, I made a ton of sales and I did it all by myself. 371 00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:37,829 - That's amazing. - You're darn right it's amazing. 372 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,808 What's that? 373 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,500 Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus. 374 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:43,954 You're kidding. 375 00:16:44,277 --> 00:16:46,579 They ain't really. It's just a metaphor. 376 00:16:48,205 --> 00:16:49,490 Yeah, I got it. 377 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,669 Uh, why are you reading it? 378 00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:53,771 Well, I'm trying to be a better husband. 379 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,991 You'd do that for me? 380 00:16:56,011 --> 00:16:58,077 I'd do anything for you. 381 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:00,447 I didn't think that included reading a book. 382 00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:02,895 Not just any book... 383 00:17:02,915 --> 00:17:04,756 a long-ass, boring one. 384 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,854 Yeah, well, what'd you learn? 385 00:17:07,874 --> 00:17:10,076 Well, in a nutshell, all you gals want 386 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,731 is to be heard and have your feelings validated. 387 00:17:12,751 --> 00:17:15,000 Huh. All us gals. 388 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,999 Sorry. All you girls. 389 00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:19,245 Ladies? 390 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:22,520 Well, I know it ain't "chicks." 391 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,911 Well, what about all you fellas? 392 00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:26,698 Well, that's interesting. Turns out 393 00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:28,146 men are problem solvers. 394 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,269 We like to fix stuff. 395 00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:31,027 But here's where it gets tricky... 396 00:17:31,047 --> 00:17:32,447 y'all don't want us to fix stuff. 397 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,762 You just want to complain. 398 00:17:41,537 --> 00:17:43,283 Whatever you're feeling, I acknowledge it! 399 00:17:58,582 --> 00:17:59,363 Hi. 400 00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:01,127 I told you, I don't want what you're selling. 401 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,129 I know. And-and I'm not selling. 402 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,116 I just came by to apologize. 403 00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:06,322 For what? 404 00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,515 Well, this is hard for me, 405 00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:12,045 but I was trying to prove to my husband 406 00:18:12,065 --> 00:18:13,903 that I-I'm-I'm more than just a mom. 407 00:18:13,923 --> 00:18:16,451 But maybe I'm kidding myself. I mean, maybe that's all I am. 408 00:18:16,858 --> 00:18:18,335 I had a husband like that. 409 00:18:18,355 --> 00:18:20,712 So you understand. I mean, no matter how hard you work, 410 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:23,684 you're always the junior partner in the relationship. 411 00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:24,977 Second-class citizen. 412 00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:26,185 Exactly. 413 00:18:27,086 --> 00:18:29,380 Anyway, I'll-I'll leave you alone. I just... 414 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,841 I wanted to tell you how sorry I am for bothering you. 415 00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:35,760 Hang on! 416 00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,908 Tell me about what you're selling. 417 00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:41,810 Oh, I'm just so glad you asked!