1 00:00:07,191 --> 00:00:10,673 Hey, you know the rule, whoever finishes the coffee's got to make more. 2 00:00:10,693 --> 00:00:12,145 That's the rule, huh? 3 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:13,146 Yeah. 4 00:00:13,272 --> 00:00:14,756 And who made the rule? 5 00:00:14,833 --> 00:00:16,523 Well, uh, me. 6 00:00:16,657 --> 00:00:17,662 Cheers. 7 00:00:19,493 --> 00:00:21,326 Without rules, we got anarchy! 8 00:00:22,408 --> 00:00:24,882 Georgie, can I see you a sec? 9 00:00:28,951 --> 00:00:31,499 - Shut the door. - Am I in trouble? 10 00:00:31,519 --> 00:00:34,326 - No. - Am I getting a raise? 11 00:00:34,346 --> 00:00:36,883 - No. - Is it about my coffee rule? 12 00:00:37,517 --> 00:00:38,545 Just sit. 13 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:42,127 I need you to cover the store this weekend. 14 00:00:42,218 --> 00:00:43,307 Where are you gonna be? 15 00:00:43,327 --> 00:00:45,522 Tire convention in New Orleans. 16 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:47,058 And you ain't taking me? 17 00:00:47,271 --> 00:00:48,176 Why would I? 18 00:00:48,196 --> 00:00:50,483 Well, a tire convention's like going to Dollywood, 19 00:00:50,503 --> 00:00:52,231 but better 'cause there's tires. 20 00:00:53,550 --> 00:00:54,805 Well, I need you here. 21 00:00:54,963 --> 00:00:56,433 What about Ruben? 22 00:00:56,453 --> 00:00:58,491 Well, you're gonna take over the store someday. 23 00:00:58,511 --> 00:00:59,927 This is how you get your feet wet. 24 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,495 But he hates it when you leave me in charge. 25 00:01:02,515 --> 00:01:04,323 - Oh, he's fine. - So you told him? 26 00:01:04,343 --> 00:01:06,371 No, that's why the door's shut. 27 00:01:07,389 --> 00:01:08,545 Well, I don't want to tell him. 28 00:01:08,565 --> 00:01:12,113 Son, dealing with disgruntled employees is part of the job. 29 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:13,367 Then why don't you do it? 30 00:01:13,387 --> 00:01:16,022 Well, I'm dealing with you. You're disgruntled. I'm done. 31 00:01:16,821 --> 00:01:17,953 Fine. 32 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,208 This is good for you. 33 00:01:20,228 --> 00:01:21,788 You mean it's good for you. 34 00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:23,351 Same thing. 35 00:01:25,059 --> 00:01:27,159 Ruben, just a heads-up. 36 00:01:27,179 --> 00:01:30,411 Mr. McAllister's going out of town, and he's leaving me in charge. 37 00:01:30,531 --> 00:01:31,698 That makes sense. 38 00:01:31,718 --> 00:01:33,603 You have been here several months. 39 00:01:35,078 --> 00:01:37,435 Just so you know, I don't even think of it as me being in charge. 40 00:01:37,455 --> 00:01:40,067 I think of us more as partners, like Tango and Cash. 41 00:01:40,094 --> 00:01:41,216 I don't know what that is. 42 00:01:41,236 --> 00:01:44,232 You ain't never seen Tango & Cash? Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone? 43 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:45,845 - Go make coffee. - Yes, sir. 44 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:20,399 Before you leave, would you take a look at the toilet in our bathroom? 45 00:02:20,419 --> 00:02:21,966 Oh, you just have to jiggle the handle. 46 00:02:21,986 --> 00:02:23,865 I prefer not to jiggle, Jim. 47 00:02:24,641 --> 00:02:26,331 Okay, okay. 48 00:02:26,431 --> 00:02:27,493 Where you going? 49 00:02:27,513 --> 00:02:29,364 New Orleans, tire convention. 50 00:02:29,384 --> 00:02:30,670 Oh. Are you taking Georgie? 51 00:02:30,690 --> 00:02:33,010 - Why would I - Why wouldn't you? 52 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,979 He's great at networking, people like him. 53 00:02:34,999 --> 00:02:37,592 - I'm a fan. - Thank you, Bubba. 54 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,388 So can I? 55 00:02:40,762 --> 00:02:42,900 - You really want to? - I do. 56 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:45,959 Okay, fine. I'll tell Ruben he has to run the shop. 57 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,017 I'll tell him. 58 00:02:47,037 --> 00:02:50,001 No, this is good news. Boss gets to give the good news. 59 00:02:51,106 --> 00:02:53,258 So, all these years, I've offered to go with you, 60 00:02:53,278 --> 00:02:55,016 and you've always said no. 61 00:02:55,036 --> 00:02:57,566 Well, I just didn't think you'd care about a bunch of dudes 62 00:02:57,586 --> 00:02:59,330 talking about advances in tire treads. 63 00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:01,114 Goodyear's got this new Aquatred. 64 00:03:01,134 --> 00:03:04,625 It's designed to shed water twice as fast as a normal tire. 65 00:03:04,645 --> 00:03:06,091 It's something else. 66 00:03:07,364 --> 00:03:08,637 See? 67 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,943 - You'll be okay with CeeCee while I'm gone? - Of course. 68 00:03:11,963 --> 00:03:13,549 Plus, Grandma's here. 69 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,430 And I can always lend a hand. 70 00:03:16,593 --> 00:03:18,183 Have you ever even held a baby? 71 00:03:18,203 --> 00:03:20,676 I've held an accordion. How different can it be? 72 00:03:22,456 --> 00:03:24,212 You don't squeeze a baby. 73 00:03:25,253 --> 00:03:26,280 Got it. 74 00:03:33,461 --> 00:03:36,636 "The Goodyear Regatta is a long-wearing, 75 00:03:36,656 --> 00:03:40,335 "quiet-riding, touring radial. 76 00:03:40,355 --> 00:03:44,052 It has a wide tread for responsive handling." 77 00:03:44,107 --> 00:03:46,199 Are you reading her a tire catalogue? 78 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:50,077 It ain't about the story. It's about the performance. 79 00:03:50,888 --> 00:03:52,577 Give me that little nugget. 80 00:03:52,705 --> 00:03:55,278 Come here. Come here, baby. 81 00:03:55,298 --> 00:03:56,621 - There you go. - Up, sweetie. 82 00:03:56,641 --> 00:03:58,540 It's gonna be hard to be away from her. 83 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,007 What about me? 84 00:04:00,027 --> 00:04:02,981 It's different. You already got teeth and know how to walk. 85 00:04:03,901 --> 00:04:05,655 I am the whole package. 86 00:04:06,817 --> 00:04:10,104 It's kind of exciting, your dad talking about me taking over the store someday. 87 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,585 Mm-hmm. You're gonna be the tire king of Medford. 88 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:15,457 Forget Medford. I'm gonna be the tire king of Texas. 89 00:04:15,477 --> 00:04:18,417 And does the tire king of Texas still live with my parents? 90 00:04:18,437 --> 00:04:20,985 Hell no. He's got a giant house. 91 00:04:21,005 --> 00:04:22,792 Ooh. I like that. 92 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:25,470 Oh, and a big old pool in the shape of a tire. 93 00:04:26,271 --> 00:04:27,515 So a circle. 94 00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:31,101 Well... yeah. 95 00:04:34,371 --> 00:04:36,813 I can't wait to meet the Hankook tire guys. 96 00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:38,268 Mm-hmm. 97 00:04:38,288 --> 00:04:41,027 I learned how to say "hi" in Korean. Annyeong. 98 00:04:41,547 --> 00:04:42,615 How'd you learn that? 99 00:04:42,635 --> 00:04:43,640 Called Sheldon. 100 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:46,114 He also taught me, "Hwajangsilyi eodieya." 101 00:04:46,134 --> 00:04:48,493 - What's that mean? - Where's the bathroom? 102 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,307 Why does your brother know Korean? 103 00:04:51,327 --> 00:04:53,291 Why does he know Klingon? 104 00:04:53,392 --> 00:04:55,456 I've learned not to ask. 105 00:04:58,305 --> 00:05:00,981 Listen, something I got to tell you. 106 00:05:01,494 --> 00:05:02,835 Sure. What's up? 107 00:05:03,361 --> 00:05:05,982 You won't be meeting any Koreans on this trip. 108 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,466 Why not? 109 00:05:07,486 --> 00:05:09,216 We're not going to the convention. 110 00:05:09,236 --> 00:05:10,538 Where we going? 111 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,823 To a riverboat casino. 112 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:14,168 I don't understand. 113 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:16,095 Well, it's the same as a regular casino, 114 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:17,593 only it floats. 115 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:20,914 So this whole trip's a lie? 116 00:05:20,934 --> 00:05:22,424 Not the whole trip. 117 00:05:22,444 --> 00:05:26,300 Just the part about the convention and us going to it. 118 00:05:27,963 --> 00:05:30,228 Well, why'd you even invite me? 119 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:32,791 Uh, I didn't invite you. 120 00:05:33,077 --> 00:05:34,885 What am I supposed to tell Mandy? 121 00:05:34,905 --> 00:05:37,570 Just tell her that we went to a tire convention. 122 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:39,203 I don't want to lie to my wife. 123 00:05:39,223 --> 00:05:40,935 Oh, don't think of it as a lie. 124 00:05:40,955 --> 00:05:42,370 Then what is it? 125 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:45,143 It's more of a yarn, tall tale, 126 00:05:45,731 --> 00:05:47,394 you know, make-'em-ups. 127 00:05:48,491 --> 00:05:49,509 What? 128 00:05:49,668 --> 00:05:51,819 Look, just don't tell Mandy! 129 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,208 All right? She'll tell Audrey, and then I'm in for it. 130 00:05:54,228 --> 00:05:57,605 Oh, Mr. McAllister, this is not a good color on you. 131 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,002 Look, you're making too big a deal out of this. 132 00:06:01,022 --> 00:06:03,104 Okay? We're gonna have a great time. 133 00:06:03,124 --> 00:06:05,955 Look, no one gets hurt, and we can talk about tires all you want. 134 00:06:05,975 --> 00:06:08,135 Isn't that basically what happens at a convention? 135 00:06:08,155 --> 00:06:09,410 No! 136 00:06:09,613 --> 00:06:12,164 Oh, how would you know? You ain't never been to one. 137 00:06:16,903 --> 00:06:19,300 Ooh. What happened here? 138 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,193 CeeCee and I had a disagreement over lunch. 139 00:06:22,213 --> 00:06:25,168 I wanted it in her mouth, she thought otherwise. 140 00:06:26,134 --> 00:06:28,184 You've got some banana in your hair. 141 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,465 Oh, no, that's from breakfast, but thank you. 142 00:06:32,594 --> 00:06:33,559 Hey, when you're done, 143 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:35,597 would you like to go clothes shopping with me? 144 00:06:35,617 --> 00:06:36,990 Oh. What's the occasion? 145 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:38,600 Well, the boys are out having fun. 146 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,037 Why shouldn't we? 147 00:06:40,057 --> 00:06:42,692 I don't know if I'd call a tire convention fun. 148 00:06:42,712 --> 00:06:46,767 Oh, Amanda, there's no tire convention. 149 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:50,612 The boys are going to a riverboat casino to gamble. 150 00:06:50,632 --> 00:06:51,923 What are you talking about? 151 00:06:51,943 --> 00:06:54,238 Well, your father does this every year. 152 00:06:54,258 --> 00:06:56,343 He thinks I don't know. 153 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,067 Wait. I don't understand. 154 00:06:59,087 --> 00:07:01,798 If you know he's lying, why aren't you calling him on it? 155 00:07:01,818 --> 00:07:05,149 Well, I considered that, but then I realized, 156 00:07:05,169 --> 00:07:07,064 I get a weekend to myself. 157 00:07:07,084 --> 00:07:09,283 And someday, if we ever have a bad fight, 158 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,679 I can use this to crush him. 159 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:14,419 That is really sick. 160 00:07:14,439 --> 00:07:16,147 Thank you. 161 00:07:16,658 --> 00:07:18,479 Wait. Does Georgie know? 162 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:21,966 No. No, he doesn't know. He wouldn't lie to me like that. 163 00:07:21,986 --> 00:07:23,776 Well, maybe, maybe not. 164 00:07:23,796 --> 00:07:25,735 Oh, what happened when you first met? 165 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:28,151 Something about his age? 166 00:07:28,645 --> 00:07:31,341 That was different. He only lied to have sex with me. 167 00:07:31,981 --> 00:07:34,744 - How is that better? - Didn't say better. I said different. 168 00:07:35,826 --> 00:07:38,443 If I'm gonna do this, we got to get our story straight. 169 00:07:38,463 --> 00:07:41,909 There were tires, we saw them, the story is straight. 170 00:07:42,802 --> 00:07:44,710 What if Mandy asks for more details? 171 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:48,161 Well, that's the great thing about tires. No one ever wants to hear about 'em. 172 00:07:48,359 --> 00:07:50,368 It's not just about tires. 173 00:07:50,388 --> 00:07:51,980 Did we go to dinner with any sales reps? 174 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,040 Sure. 175 00:07:53,060 --> 00:07:56,461 - Where'd they take us? - I don't know. Steakhouse. 176 00:07:56,481 --> 00:08:00,030 - What did we get? - I had a shrimp cocktail and a salad. 177 00:08:00,331 --> 00:08:03,091 No one's gonna believe you ordered a salad! 178 00:08:03,769 --> 00:08:05,818 It doesn't matter! 179 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:07,254 She's gonna figure it out! 180 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:09,866 Listen, I've been doing this for ten years. 181 00:08:09,886 --> 00:08:12,060 Audrey has no idea. 182 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,521 How long have you known? 183 00:08:13,541 --> 00:08:15,083 About ten years. 184 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,918 Why didn't you tell me before they left? 185 00:08:18,938 --> 00:08:21,051 I didn't want to give up my weekend. 186 00:08:22,019 --> 00:08:24,271 Or did you want to see if Georgie would lie to me? 187 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:26,667 No, that's just gravy. 188 00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:29,768 Well, I'm sure he's gonna tell me the truth. 189 00:08:30,456 --> 00:08:32,673 Exciting, isn't it? 190 00:08:33,431 --> 00:08:35,997 - When he calls to check in, I'm gonna tell him. - You will not. 191 00:08:36,017 --> 00:08:38,011 Then your father will know that I know. 192 00:08:38,031 --> 00:08:39,678 But you're also lying to him, 193 00:08:39,698 --> 00:08:41,462 because you know he's lying to you. 194 00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:43,203 It's not lying to let him think that I think 195 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:46,270 his lie is the truth when the truth is, I know it's a lie. 196 00:08:47,175 --> 00:08:49,598 Okay, I don't follow, but I'm pretty sure I disagree! 197 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,125 I have to say, I'm glad you're uncomfortable 198 00:08:52,145 --> 00:08:53,400 lying to my daughter. 199 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,809 I'm glad you're glad. 200 00:08:56,377 --> 00:08:58,090 Speaks well of you. 201 00:08:59,152 --> 00:09:01,047 I'm a heck of a guy. 202 00:09:02,503 --> 00:09:05,486 Listen, this weekend's happening. You might as well have fun. 203 00:09:05,506 --> 00:09:06,923 Can I even get into a casino? 204 00:09:06,943 --> 00:09:08,315 I ain't 21. 205 00:09:08,335 --> 00:09:11,853 Oh, you're telling me Georgie Cooper don't have a fake ID? 206 00:09:12,047 --> 00:09:13,668 You're starting to get on my nerves. 207 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:16,410 That's what I thought. 208 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,978 What if I win money? Where do I tell Mandy it came from? 209 00:09:18,998 --> 00:09:20,240 You don't tell her. 210 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,676 So another lie. 211 00:09:21,696 --> 00:09:24,238 No, it... it's the same lie. 212 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,246 Just buy her something nice, 213 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,077 she won't ask where the money came from. 214 00:09:29,139 --> 00:09:32,305 - Okay, I guess I can do this. - Attaboy. 215 00:09:32,346 --> 00:09:34,515 We just need to nail down what we ordered at the steakhouse. 216 00:09:34,535 --> 00:09:37,479 Oh, my God. We had steaks! 217 00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:39,761 That's good. Steaks. 218 00:09:48,027 --> 00:09:50,444 - I got to call Mandy. - Why? 219 00:09:50,464 --> 00:09:52,725 Well, I told her I would when we got checked in. 220 00:09:52,745 --> 00:09:55,188 Fine, but just keep it short and sweet. 221 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,642 I don't about short, but lucky for you, sweet comes natural. 222 00:10:01,171 --> 00:10:04,023 I wish you would've let me buy you something. 223 00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:06,156 Well, I said I liked that striped top. 224 00:10:06,176 --> 00:10:08,562 I meant something you looked good in. 225 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,770 Oh! That might be Georgie. 226 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:13,467 Do not tell him you know. 227 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:14,475 Shh. 228 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:16,949 Hello? 229 00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:19,212 Hey, just wanted to let you know we made it. 230 00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:21,097 Good, good. 231 00:10:21,509 --> 00:10:22,767 How was the drive? 232 00:10:22,787 --> 00:10:24,565 Fine, fine. 233 00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:26,874 Great, great. 234 00:10:28,024 --> 00:10:29,392 Big day tomorrow? 235 00:10:29,514 --> 00:10:30,528 Yeah. 236 00:10:30,548 --> 00:10:32,253 I think we're gonna turn in soon. 237 00:10:33,029 --> 00:10:34,066 Sure. 238 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,869 Lot of meetings lined up? 239 00:10:35,889 --> 00:10:37,931 Yeah, I think so. 240 00:10:37,964 --> 00:10:40,443 I'm just following your dad's lead. 241 00:10:40,463 --> 00:10:42,453 Yeah, well, he has been to so many of these, 242 00:10:42,473 --> 00:10:43,845 you're in good hands. 243 00:10:43,865 --> 00:10:46,731 Yep. Well-well, give CeeCee a kiss for me. 244 00:10:46,753 --> 00:10:48,244 You got it. 245 00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:50,573 I love you. 246 00:10:52,243 --> 00:10:54,075 I love you, too. 247 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,862 You lying bastard! 248 00:10:59,177 --> 00:11:00,617 He didn't tell you? 249 00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:02,921 Oh, shut up. 250 00:11:03,147 --> 00:11:04,605 You know what'd be fun? 251 00:11:04,625 --> 00:11:06,923 Let's you and me go out and have a drink. 252 00:11:06,943 --> 00:11:08,567 Uh, hello, I have a baby. 253 00:11:08,587 --> 00:11:11,873 I know, but Connor can watch CeeCee for an hour or two. 254 00:11:11,893 --> 00:11:14,737 Uh... Come on, I'm buying. 255 00:11:15,318 --> 00:11:16,356 Fine. 256 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,534 Great! 257 00:11:17,769 --> 00:11:19,810 We can tell people we're sisters. 258 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,367 What's become of me? 259 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:40,728 Hello? 260 00:11:40,748 --> 00:11:43,266 Hey, Connor, it's Georgie. Can I talk to Mandy? 261 00:11:43,363 --> 00:11:45,083 She went out with my mom. 262 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,605 Who's watchin' the baby? 263 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:47,735 I am. 264 00:11:47,755 --> 00:11:49,085 You know how to do that? 265 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:51,332 No, but I'm learning on the job. 266 00:11:52,356 --> 00:11:55,162 Okay, well, keep in mind that's the only kid I got. 267 00:11:55,925 --> 00:11:58,703 Not to worry, we're having a great time rocking out. 268 00:11:58,723 --> 00:12:00,239 I'll try again later. 269 00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:01,404 Bye. 270 00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:05,157 Okay. 271 00:12:05,237 --> 00:12:07,888 This is a song about me and you. 272 00:12:58,913 --> 00:13:00,243 You know, in all these years 273 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:02,462 I don't think we've ever had a drink together. 274 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,377 Well, I used to steal out of your liquor cabinet. Does that count? 275 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:08,194 You know what I mean. 276 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:11,167 I don't think I've ever seen you drink a beer before. 277 00:13:11,187 --> 00:13:13,619 Mm, you didn't know me in high school. 278 00:13:14,929 --> 00:13:17,871 Oh, really, were you the bad girl at the sock hop? 279 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,220 Don't make fun of sock hops. 280 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,005 I had my first kiss at the sock hop. 281 00:13:24,025 --> 00:13:26,138 Ooh, in the backseat of a car? 282 00:13:26,158 --> 00:13:27,705 No, in the front seat. 283 00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:29,405 I was a good girl. 284 00:13:31,468 --> 00:13:33,493 Hey, can I ask you a serious question? 285 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,668 Of course. 286 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,974 Are you and Dad okay? 287 00:13:35,994 --> 00:13:38,194 What do you mean? 288 00:13:38,214 --> 00:13:40,370 Well, you're lying, he's lying. 289 00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,111 That doesn't concern you? 290 00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,200 Oh, no, we're fine. 291 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:46,087 Okay, if you say so. 292 00:13:46,265 --> 00:13:48,465 Are you really worried about us? 293 00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:50,597 Or is this about you and Georgie? 294 00:13:50,617 --> 00:13:53,733 Um, I don't know, I guess a little of both. 295 00:13:55,796 --> 00:13:58,388 You know I haven't always been his biggest fan, 296 00:13:58,408 --> 00:14:00,607 but I have to admit 297 00:14:00,627 --> 00:14:02,742 he's a good husband. 298 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,177 Wow. 299 00:14:05,197 --> 00:14:06,964 I like half-a-beer Audrey. 300 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,616 Enjoy it. 301 00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:12,186 Full-beer Audrey might dance on the bar. 302 00:14:14,032 --> 00:14:15,886 Can we get another round? 303 00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:18,277 What ya thinking? 304 00:14:18,297 --> 00:14:20,323 Hold 'em, blackjack, craps? 305 00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:22,325 Doesn't matter, whatever you want. 306 00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:24,283 Oh, quit your moping. 307 00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:26,462 I ain't moping, I'm fretting. 308 00:14:27,611 --> 00:14:28,766 What's the difference? 309 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,681 "Moping" is sad about yesterday. 310 00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:32,381 "Fretting" is sad about tomorrow. 311 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:34,902 That's heavy. 312 00:14:34,922 --> 00:14:36,220 I just can't help wondering 313 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,745 if this is how my marriage is gonna be in 30 years. 314 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,169 If you're lucky. 315 00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:41,572 How is this lucky? 316 00:14:41,592 --> 00:14:44,695 Ah, 30 years is a good run. Lot of folks end up divorced. 317 00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:47,452 Yeah, 'cause they lie to each other. 318 00:14:48,545 --> 00:14:50,353 Hey, when you been with someone that long, 319 00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:52,442 it's nice to have a little secret now and then. 320 00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:55,009 You trying to convince me or you? 321 00:14:55,029 --> 00:14:56,750 I'm trying to have some fun, but I got 322 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,364 the world's oldest teenager dragging me down. 323 00:15:01,645 --> 00:15:03,714 What do you think Mrs. McAllister's secrets are? 324 00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:05,281 Hey, I don't know. 325 00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:06,760 I don't want to know. 326 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,026 Oh, I bet she's got some doozies. 327 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,087 Stealing from the store. 328 00:15:11,107 --> 00:15:13,946 - Sleepin' with the mailman. - Enough. 329 00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:15,595 You don't like thinking about that, do ya? 330 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,282 - No. - Good. 331 00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:20,768 Okay, careful, careful, careful. 332 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,595 Hey! 333 00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,500 What's wrong with her? 334 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,563 Oh, she had a couple beers. 335 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,437 I had a couple beers. 336 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,350 And a couple shots. 337 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:33,342 Tequila! 338 00:15:35,524 --> 00:15:37,138 Is everything okay with CeeCee? 339 00:15:37,158 --> 00:15:38,408 Sound asleep. 340 00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:40,773 Oh, we need to find you a girl 341 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:43,399 so you can have your own babies. 342 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:46,542 When are you gonna have more? 343 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,501 You're not getting any younger. 344 00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:53,677 All right, all right, let's get you to bed. 345 00:15:53,697 --> 00:15:55,783 Ooh. Okay. 346 00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:57,376 Where are my shoes? 347 00:15:57,396 --> 00:15:59,468 That is a wonderful question. 348 00:16:00,617 --> 00:16:01,772 I like those shoes. 349 00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:03,370 Uh-huh. 350 00:16:06,727 --> 00:16:08,779 Where'd you learn to play blackjack like that? 351 00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:10,566 My meemaw taught me. 352 00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,026 Well, that figures. 353 00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:15,146 How much you up? 354 00:16:15,171 --> 00:16:17,583 She also taught me to never answer that question. 355 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,281 Aw, come on, I'll tell you how I did. 356 00:16:20,377 --> 00:16:22,767 I watched you play. I know how you did. 357 00:16:23,613 --> 00:16:25,243 Yeah, well... 358 00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:27,463 I'll make it back tomorrow. 359 00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:30,844 Not if you keep hittin' on a 12 when the dealer shows a six. 360 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,238 I had a feeling. 361 00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:37,462 Oh, this can't be good. 362 00:16:39,612 --> 00:16:40,911 Hello? 363 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,033 Hello, Jim. 364 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:45,468 Audrey? 365 00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:47,731 Are you convention-ing? 366 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,431 Uh, we were sleeping. 367 00:16:52,451 --> 00:16:53,432 Something wrong? 368 00:16:53,452 --> 00:16:54,912 Shh. You okay? 369 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,261 I'm great. 370 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,567 Really great. 371 00:16:57,587 --> 00:16:58,872 Great. 372 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,703 And you're great. 373 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,486 Okay. What's going on? 374 00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:04,835 I think she's drunk. 375 00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:06,402 Is that Georgie? 376 00:17:06,422 --> 00:17:08,112 Hi, Georgie! 377 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,494 She's drunk. 378 00:17:10,269 --> 00:17:12,408 Me and Mandy went out drinking! 379 00:17:12,428 --> 00:17:15,062 Oh! Well, that sounds fun. 380 00:17:15,082 --> 00:17:17,633 I don't know where my shoes are. 381 00:17:18,695 --> 00:17:20,633 Oh, I'm sure they'll turn up. 382 00:17:20,653 --> 00:17:21,943 Okay. 383 00:17:22,263 --> 00:17:23,375 Tell Georgie 384 00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:25,118 I said hi. 385 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,336 Will do. 386 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:30,080 Good night, sexy man. 387 00:17:30,837 --> 00:17:33,126 Good night... 388 00:17:34,406 --> 00:17:35,999 you. 389 00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:40,261 - You think they're onto us? - Ah, she would've said something. 390 00:17:40,281 --> 00:17:42,046 All right, well, I'm gonna turn in. 391 00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:45,269 Sure. Wouldn't want to stay up too late and have fun. 392 00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:49,575 - Mr. McAllister. - Yeah. 393 00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:52,537 No disrespect, but I'm seriously questioning you as a role model. 394 00:17:54,252 --> 00:17:55,627 That's understandable. 395 00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:03,021 We're back! 396 00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:05,517 - Remember what we talked about. - Got it. 397 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:06,418 You cool? 398 00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:07,419 - I'm cool. - All right. 399 00:18:07,439 --> 00:18:08,638 Try smiling. 400 00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:10,807 - Hey! - Hey! 401 00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:12,603 - Hey! - Welcome back. 402 00:18:12,623 --> 00:18:14,013 How was the convention? 403 00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,297 - Best one yet. - Aw. 404 00:18:15,317 --> 00:18:16,177 Yeah. 405 00:18:16,197 --> 00:18:18,694 Korean sales rep took us out to a steakhouse. 406 00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:20,913 We had steaks. 407 00:18:21,888 --> 00:18:23,394 Yum. 408 00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:25,394 How 'bout you gals? 409 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:26,990 Sounds like you had a night. 410 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,397 What do you mean? 411 00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:30,444 Well, you called me drunk off your ass. 412 00:18:32,159 --> 00:18:33,314 No, I didn't. 413 00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,968 Seriously? You don't remember? 414 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,753 Jim, I'd remember if I called you. 415 00:18:36,773 --> 00:18:39,279 Okay. 416 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,759 Ever find your shoes? 417 00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:44,963 Oh, my God, I called you. 418 00:18:46,313 --> 00:18:47,894 So, I hope it wasn't all work. 419 00:18:47,914 --> 00:18:49,113 I hope you had a little fun. 420 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,767 Well, you know me. 421 00:18:50,787 --> 00:18:51,942 Work is fun. 422 00:18:51,962 --> 00:18:53,465 Mm. 423 00:18:53,485 --> 00:18:55,467 Here, check it out. I got you something. 424 00:18:55,487 --> 00:18:56,816 Oh, my God. 425 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,731 Diamond earrings. Are these real? 426 00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:00,429 'Course they're real. 427 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:02,692 How can you afford these? 428 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,696 Your dad gave me a raise. 429 00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:08,657 Sure did! 430 00:19:09,893 --> 00:19:11,831 Did you get me anything, honey? 431 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,281 Oh, you don't remember? 432 00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:16,665 I told you on the phone I was gonna get you something. You told me not to. 433 00:19:18,497 --> 00:19:20,581 You were very firm about it. 434 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,454 Okay, I'm gonna unpack and hit the shower. 435 00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:27,277 - Me, too. Missed you like crazy. - Missed you like crazy. 436 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,956 I got diamonds. You got squat. 437 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,385 Excuse me. 438 00:19:44,405 --> 00:19:47,817 Did anyone happen to find a pair of shoes? 439 00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:50,473 Oh, yeah. Welcome back. 440 00:19:51,978 --> 00:19:53,830 Here you go. 441 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:54,787 Thank you. 442 00:19:54,807 --> 00:19:56,182 Hang on. 443 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,011 You want the bra, too? 444 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,890 That's not mine!