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You are looking more and more

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like your daddy every day.

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I don't know,

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I see so much of our
side of the family

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in her. No,

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that's a Cooper
nose right there.

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And I got it.

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Maybe, but those are definitely
Mandy's eyes.

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Which are basically mine, so...

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Yup. She's a little
mish-mash of both of us.

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The mish is ours,
the mash is yours.

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You know, if y'all have
Valentine's Day plans,

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I'd be happy to watch her.

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Oh, that is so sweet of you,

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but Jim and I already agreed to.

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You two aren't doing
something special?

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Well, of course we are,

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we are watching
our granddaughter.

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Sorry, we would've asked,
this just seemed easier.

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I understand. She's
already here and...

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And I'm a whole ten
minutes away. I understand.

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But St. Patrick's
Day, she's all yours.

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Just don't get her drunk.

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Sounds like nap time.

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I got this.

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Dang, swooped her
up like a pelican.

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Hmm. That's funny.

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Did you put a picture of your
mom in CeeCee's photo album?

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No.

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Well, there's one here.

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So?

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So, while no one was looking,

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she slipped in a picture
of her holding CeeCee.

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Oh, does it matter?

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Not really.

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Just a little
passive-aggressive.

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More passive-aggressive
than you making

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a family photo album
and leaving her out?

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I didn't have any
pictures of her.

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Well, now you do. Yay.

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Boy, those folks at Sears
take a nice picture.

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She is out.

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"Soft Kitty" works every time.

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Um, Mary...

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Let it go.

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Did you put this picture
in CeeCee's album?

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Ugh.

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I did.

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Mystery solved. Who wants lunch?
I'm thinking grilled cheese.

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Is there
anything else you've hidden

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around my house that
I should be aware of?

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I just wanted to remind CeeCee
that she has two grandmothers.

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Yes, lucky girl,
two loving grandmas.

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Lucky, lucky.

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You know, you can keep a
photo album at your house

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and put whatever you want in it.

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She never comes to my house.

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How is that my fault?
You're always hogging her.

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Hogging?

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I gave her and her
parents a place to live.

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And a lovely place it is.

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Mary, you know you're
always welcome here.

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Am I? Sure doesn't
feel that way.

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Oh, come down off the cross.

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Lady, you do not
want me to come down.

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All right, all right, y'all
need to cool your jets.

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Don't worry, I am leaving.

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Thanks for stopping by.

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Oh, I'll pray for you, but
I do not have high hopes.

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You know, when you
think about it...

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Best not to think about it.

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And then she acted
like I was the bad guy.

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Okay.

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What does "okay" mean?

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Means I'm listening.

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No, you're supposed to say,

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"Of course you're
not the bad guy."

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Okay.

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Just tell me what
you really think.

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Fine.

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I think you started this

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when you left her out
of the photo book.

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Well, who cares what you think.

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Oh, come on, Audrey,
you know I'm right,

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or you wouldn't
even be asking me.

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I suppose I could
see her side of this.

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There you go.

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After all, she has
had a hard year.

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It's big of you
to recognize that.

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And CeeCee does love
me more than her.

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So close to sticking
the landing.

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Is it just me

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or are they getting more crazy?

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Maybe it's some sort
of menopause thing.

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What do you think that means?

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When old ladies sweat for
no reason and get cranky?

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Georgie, that is...

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very accurate, um,

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but I don't think that's
what's happening here.

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I don't know, your
mom was pretty upset

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about one little picture.

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Yeah, true, but you have to
admit it was kind of weird

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that she smuggled it into
the house.

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I guess.

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But to be fair, your
mom does exclude her.

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Well, it's not intentional.
We're just here with the baby.

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I'm just saying,
I can understand

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where my mom's coming from.

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Yeah, and I can understand
where my mom is coming from.

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Wow.

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Wow what?

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I've never heard you take
her side in anything.

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I'm not
taking her side.

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I'm just seeing
things as they are.

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And I'm not?

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No, you're always
giving your mom

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a pass for everything.

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Oh, come on, her
husband just died,

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her favorite kid
moved away... You?

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Sheldon.

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And she's stuck
living with my sister,

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who hates her and
hates the world.

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Missy's just
being a teenager.

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I wasn't like that
when I was a teenager.

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Honey, you're still a teenager.

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You trying to pick
a fight with me? No.

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Sure feels that way.

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Well, I'm not.

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So we're good? Oh, we're good.

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Good night.

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Good night.

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Love you.

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Love you, too.

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Hello, Mary.

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Oh. What brings you by?

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I was thinking about
what happened yesterday,

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and I can understand
why you felt left out.

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'Cause you left me out?

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Yes, and that was...
inconsiderate of me.

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Is this an apology?

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I don't want to fight
for CeeCee's sake.

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But is it an apology?

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Yes, geez.

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We do not say
"geez" in my church.

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Sorry.

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But thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Considering the year you've had,

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I should be more
sensitive to your needs.

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Excuse me?

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What?

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The year I've had?

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Well... yes.

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I do not need your pity.

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My God, what is your problem?

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Do not take the
Lord's name in vain.

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I didn't, I was asking
him what is your problem?

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My problem is that I do
not need special treatment

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because you feel bad for me.

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Oh, so I'm a bad person
for being empathetic?

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You are not being empathetic,
you are being condescending.

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Mary, can you... Oh.

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Sorry. Didn't know
you had company.

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You remember Georgie's
mother-in-law, Audrey.

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Of course. So what're you
two gals gabbing about?

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Audrey just came by to tell
me how fragile and needy

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I've been since George died.

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No, I came to apologize.

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Because you feel bad for me.

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Well, I don't anymore!

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Do you believe this woman?

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I believe in the
power of prayer.

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What do you say
we all join hands

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and ask the big amigo
for His guidance?

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Amen.

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Pass the green beans.

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Enjoy.

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I will.

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They're a little overcooked.

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Georgie, I want you to know

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I went to see your mother today.

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Really? Why?

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At Jim's urging, I
apologized for my behavior.

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That's my girl. However...

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she threw it back in my face.

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Why'd she do that?

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Well, hold on.

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What did you say?

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I said I'm sorry.

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Yeah, but how did you say it?

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Why do you immediately
assume I'm in the wrong?

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Yeah. Too late, Jim.

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She's got a point, Mandy.
She did make the effort.

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What, so now you're
defending her?

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I just know my mom
can be real stubborn.

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Yeah, and I know whatever
my mom said she said

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wasn't what she
said, and if it was,

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00:09:02,582 --> 00:09:04,551
then that was not
how she said it.

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00:09:04,652 --> 00:09:07,655
But she went to apologize.

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That's a huge step for her.

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00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:12,525
I wouldn't say
huge, but thank you.

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Hey, I got an idea.

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Why don't we bury the
hatchet, invite Mary

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and Missy over
for dinner Sunday.

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Saturday?

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That woman is not setting
foot in this house

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until she apologizes to me.

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It does sound like
she owes you one.

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What is wrong with you?

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What is wrong with you?

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Now you know why
I eat over here.

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Need a hand?

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You can put the glasses away.

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On it.

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I really want to
thank you for trying

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to straighten things
out with my mom.

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I'm glad someone appreciates it.

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00:10:01,408 --> 00:10:04,144
For what it's worth, I think
Mandy was a little out of line.

219
00:10:05,112 --> 00:10:08,481
I'm used to it. Everything's
always my fault.

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00:10:08,581 --> 00:10:10,383
Not true. Getting pregnant...

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00:10:10,483 --> 00:10:12,384
that one, she
blames square on me.

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00:10:12,385 --> 00:10:14,321
As do I.

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00:10:15,455 --> 00:10:17,925
She had a little
something to do with it,

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00:10:18,025 --> 00:10:20,327
but I'll spare you the details.

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00:10:20,427 --> 00:10:21,661
Thank you.

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00:10:22,662 --> 00:10:25,165
As for my mom, I can't
tell you how many times

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she's butt heads with my
dad, my meemaw, my sister,

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Sheldon, of course.

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00:10:29,569 --> 00:10:32,305
Heck, once she had a
falling-out with Jesus.

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Poor Jesus.

231
00:10:35,442 --> 00:10:37,510
Yeah, hasn't he suffered enough?

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00:10:38,378 --> 00:10:40,380
She ever fight with you?

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I dropped out of school and
got a girl pregnant at 17.

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What do you think?

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00:10:51,759 --> 00:10:53,994
Remember when I used
to wear tighty-whities?

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I've come a long way.

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What you reading? Book.

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Right.

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00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:09,376
You ever gonna talk to me?

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00:11:09,509 --> 00:11:11,378
Nothing to talk about.

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00:11:11,478 --> 00:11:13,046
Mandy...

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00:11:13,146 --> 00:11:15,615
I can't believe you told my
mother I was out of line.

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00:11:15,715 --> 00:11:17,717
She told you? Yeah.

244
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:20,553
Well, I wouldn't have said it
if I knew she was gonna blab!

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00:11:21,955 --> 00:11:23,623
After all the crap
she's given you,

246
00:11:23,723 --> 00:11:24,934
I can't believe
you're siding with her

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00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,027
over your poor, widowed mother.

248
00:11:27,127 --> 00:11:29,662
My poor, widowed mother could
have accepted her apology,

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and this'd be all over.

250
00:11:31,431 --> 00:11:33,300
Oh, just forget it.
Let's go to sleep.

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Gladly.

252
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:43,710
You know, it's not
fair to be mad at you.

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Thank you.

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00:11:45,846 --> 00:11:47,247
I saw a thing on TV

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that the human brain isn't
fully formed till 25,

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00:11:49,516 --> 00:11:52,252
so I have to assume that's
what's going on here.

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00:11:53,787 --> 00:11:57,724
Yeah? Well, I saw a thing on
TV about early-onset menopause.

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00:11:57,825 --> 00:12:00,760
Maybe that's what's
going on here.

259
00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:10,070
Trouble with the little woman?

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00:12:11,071 --> 00:12:12,405
Go to bed, Connor.

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00:12:12,505 --> 00:12:15,242
I was hoping to watch
my friend Jay Leno.

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Fine.

263
00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:22,850
Had some
of the green donuts,

264
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,417
had some of the green coffee...

265
00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:25,862
Just so you know,
this ain't a big deal.

266
00:12:25,886 --> 00:12:27,166
Your sister and
I'll work it out.

267
00:12:27,254 --> 00:12:28,554
Do you mind?

268
00:12:32,259 --> 00:12:34,928
This guy.

269
00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:36,363
Pots of gold...

270
00:12:36,463 --> 00:12:37,696
You gonna watch the whole show?

271
00:12:37,697 --> 00:12:40,767
Uh, normally, I'd go to
sleep after the monologue,

272
00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:43,436
but Sinbad's on.

273
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:48,741
Oh, Jay, you're the best.

274
00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:56,116
Look who I brought!

275
00:12:56,216 --> 00:12:59,452
Oh, there's my favorite girl!

276
00:12:59,552 --> 00:13:01,121
I won't tell Missy. Oh.

277
00:13:01,221 --> 00:13:03,755
After the tattoo, she's
not even top three.

278
00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:07,327
I thought you might
like a little baby time.

279
00:13:07,427 --> 00:13:09,696
I would. But first...

280
00:13:10,864 --> 00:13:12,632
I need you to fix
this mess with Audrey.

281
00:13:12,765 --> 00:13:15,268
I'm not the one who
needs to fix it.

282
00:13:15,368 --> 00:13:17,603
Last time she tried,
didn't go so great.

283
00:13:17,604 --> 00:13:19,639
That's her fault.
I don't care.

284
00:13:19,739 --> 00:13:21,341
You two fighting's got to stop.

285
00:13:21,441 --> 00:13:23,143
This has nothing to do with you.

286
00:13:23,243 --> 00:13:24,677
Yes, it does.

287
00:13:24,811 --> 00:13:26,946
I'm sleeping on the
couch 'cause of y'all.

288
00:13:26,947 --> 00:13:29,349
I woke up at, like,
1:00 in the morning,

289
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:32,085
some weird guy named
"Conan" was on TV.

290
00:13:33,486 --> 00:13:35,822
I do not need you
sticking up for me.

291
00:13:35,923 --> 00:13:38,425
I wasn't. I was
on Audrey's side.

292
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,593
I can't believe you
were on her side!

293
00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:43,530
You were just mad at me
for being on your side!

294
00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:45,498
Now I'm not! Keep up!

295
00:13:45,598 --> 00:13:48,168
Coopers.

296
00:13:48,268 --> 00:13:50,469
Couldn't help overhear
the bickering and thought

297
00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:52,705
perhaps I could put
on my counseling hat.

298
00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:55,275
I was just betrayed
by my own son.

299
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,677
I didn't betray you. Judas!

300
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,512
Whoa.

301
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:01,348
Mary, that's a little rough.

302
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:03,983
How am I like the guy who
ended up in the whale?

303
00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:06,653
That was Jonah.

304
00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:08,788
Oh, right. Judas, Jonah, Jesus.

305
00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:10,523
Lot of "J" s.

306
00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:12,659
Georgie, you should go.

307
00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:13,994
Not till we figure this out.

308
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:17,030
Fine. More time I get to
spend with my granddaughter.

309
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:20,400
Then I'm leaving. That's
enough out of you two. Sit.

310
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,901
But this is my office.

311
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,603
Sit.

312
00:14:24,972 --> 00:14:26,673
Now, Georgie, I
know you're upset,

313
00:14:26,773 --> 00:14:28,308
but the Bible's pretty clear

314
00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:29,919
about how you should
treat your parents.

315
00:14:29,943 --> 00:14:32,479
It's "honor your mother," not
"honor your mother-in-law."

316
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:34,581
Mary. I get that,

317
00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:37,217
but I also made a vow to my
wife who has a mother herself.

318
00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:39,486
Oh, she's a mother, all right.

319
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:40,720
Mary!

320
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,489
Now, as I was
saying, you do need

321
00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:44,057
to honor your wife, as well.

322
00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:46,426
Who, for the record,
is on my side.

323
00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:48,761
Only 'cause she don't want
to be on her mom's side!

324
00:14:48,895 --> 00:14:50,563
Because that woman is a monster.

325
00:14:50,663 --> 00:14:53,665
She left me out of CeeCee's
"My First Photo Album."

326
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:57,137
So she's a monster,
and he's a Judas

327
00:14:57,237 --> 00:14:59,439
because of a baby's photo album?

328
00:14:59,539 --> 00:15:01,474
You had to be there.

329
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:05,745
She tried to apologize to
you, and you wouldn't have it.

330
00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:07,747
Apology, my sweet patootie.

331
00:15:07,847 --> 00:15:09,049
Mary, language.

332
00:15:09,149 --> 00:15:11,118
You can't say "patootie"?

333
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:14,421
Maybe we should invite
your mother-in-law

334
00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:16,089
to be a part of
this conversation.

335
00:15:16,223 --> 00:15:18,591
Tell her she's wrong
to her face. I like it.

336
00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:26,399
I don't understand
why I have to be here.

337
00:15:26,499 --> 00:15:28,400
You're about to.
Let her have it.

338
00:15:28,401 --> 00:15:31,237
No one's letting anyone have it.

339
00:15:31,238 --> 00:15:34,774
I already apologized once,
I'm not doing it again.

340
00:15:34,874 --> 00:15:37,377
You sure? You could
really use the practice.

341
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:39,579
All right, that's enough!

342
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:40,823
You two have got
to work this out

343
00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:42,482
'cause you got me and
Mandy taking sides.

344
00:15:42,582 --> 00:15:44,617
He thinks Mandy was out of line.

345
00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:46,953
You are just a blabbermouth!

346
00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:55,727
Oh, you got to be kidding me.

347
00:15:55,728 --> 00:15:58,298
Thank you for coming,
Mandy. Please,

348
00:15:58,398 --> 00:16:00,067
take a seat.

349
00:16:01,468 --> 00:16:03,735
You said
it was an emergency.

350
00:16:03,736 --> 00:16:06,873
I'm sleeping on
the couch. It kind of is.

351
00:16:07,907 --> 00:16:10,343
Now, as I'm sure y'all know,

352
00:16:10,477 --> 00:16:14,181
the Bible teaches us that a
house divided cannot stand.

353
00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:16,015
Great, so how do
we un-divide it?

354
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,319
Love.

355
00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:21,654
Well, that's just a
bunch of Baptist baloney.

356
00:16:21,754 --> 00:16:23,490
You hear this? Blasphemy!

357
00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,791
Mary, take it down a notch.

358
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,127
Ha.

359
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,661
And Audrey,

360
00:16:28,795 --> 00:16:30,206
if you could please
show a little respect.

361
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,864
Hmm.

362
00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:34,167
You two are ridiculous.

363
00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:36,035
I couldn't agree more, honey.

364
00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:39,072
Oh, don't try to be on my side.

365
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,842
O-Okay, okay, rather than
focusing on past transgressions,

366
00:16:42,942 --> 00:16:46,179
why don't we find
a path forward?

367
00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:48,681
A means by which this family
can return to God's grace.

368
00:16:48,781 --> 00:16:52,185
Well, I am returning home.

369
00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:56,022
Don't let the door hit ya
where the good Lord split ya!

370
00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:59,992
Mary!

371
00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:05,398
Mandy, Georgie, why don't
we discuss how to improve

372
00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:08,868
your relationship with
each other and the Lord?

373
00:17:08,968 --> 00:17:10,837
Oh, I forgive you. Let's go.

374
00:17:10,937 --> 00:17:13,140
Sweet!

375
00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,911
I'm gonna call that one a win.

376
00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:26,753
What am I looking at?

377
00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:28,921
The Grandmother
Agreement. I typed it up.

378
00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:30,423
And I fixed the spelling.

379
00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:33,360
Anyways, it's a contract.

380
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,471
Sheldon used to make these when
people weren't getting along.

381
00:17:35,495 --> 00:17:38,431
"CeeCee will spend the night at
the Cooper house twice a month."

382
00:17:38,531 --> 00:17:40,099
I like that.

383
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,201
Ooh, and I get
doctor's appointments.

384
00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,404
Which you will lose if...

385
00:17:44,504 --> 00:17:46,406
If I refer to Mary
as "that woman,"

386
00:17:46,506 --> 00:17:47,840
or "that kook" or...

387
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,944
I prefer not to say
this one out loud.

388
00:17:52,044 --> 00:17:54,247
And same goes for
you... no name-calling,

389
00:17:54,347 --> 00:17:56,082
or "bless your hearts."

390
00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:59,051
We all know what
that means. Fine.

391
00:17:59,152 --> 00:18:01,472
All right, let's get to signing
and move on with our lives.

392
00:18:02,422 --> 00:18:04,957
What do you think?

393
00:18:05,091 --> 00:18:08,395
Just one question. If she
dies, do I get her CeeCee time?

394
00:18:08,495 --> 00:18:10,263
Mom!

395
00:18:11,097 --> 00:18:12,965
We'll cross that bridge
when we get there.

396
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:17,937
Look at that... one
big happy family.

397
00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:21,140
Yeah, right. Oh, at
least let the ink dry!

398
00:18:28,881 --> 00:18:30,416
All right.

399
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:32,952
Why don't we get the grandmas
a little closer to the baby?

400
00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:35,655
Nope, they're fine
where they are.

401
00:18:35,788 --> 00:18:37,357
Just take the picture.

402
00:18:37,457 --> 00:18:39,359
And smile.

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