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Want to do something later?

2
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Like what?

3
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New Die Hard movie's out.

4
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Yeah, I don't know.

5
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He didn't die in the first one,

6
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he didn't die in the second one.

7
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Yeah, it's hard
for him to die.

8
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It's right there
in the title.

9
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Hey, how about Toy Story?

10
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What's that?

11
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Oh, it's about these
toys that come to life.

12
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So a horror movie?

13
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How does that sound like horror?

14
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Chucky's a toy. When he came to life,
I almost crapped my pants.

15
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Georgie, can I talk to you
for a minute?

16
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Sure, what's up?

17
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Alone.

18
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Okay, now I really want to hear.

19
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It's private.

20
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Yeah, yeah,
get to it.

21
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Mandy, please.

22
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- And no listening from the other room.
- Oh, you don't own this house.

23
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So what's up?

24
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Well, the thing is...

25
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Hang on. Mandy?

26
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Oh, phooey!

27
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There's this girl.

28
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Okay.

29
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She works at the music store.

30
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Uh-huh.

31
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I'm thinking of asking her out.

32
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But?

33
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I'm not sure how it'll go.

34
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All right.

35
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I've been there.

36
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You ever talk to her?

37
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- Yes.
- How does that go?

38
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Unclear.

39
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Why?

40
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Well, she's nice to me, but she might
just be nice to me because I'm a customer.

41
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Although sometimes she's nice to me
even when I don't buy things,

42
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but she might just be hoping I'll
come back and buy something.

43
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Yeah, "unclear"
really summed it up.

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- How can I help?
- Unclear.

45
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All right, spill.

46
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It was a private conversation.

47
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Yeah, yeah, about what?

48
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Well, if he wanted you
to know, you'd know.

49
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Oh, come on.

50
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I am your wife.

51
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We tell each other everything.

52
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Do we?

53
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Well, for the sake
of this argument, yes.

54
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Fine, it was about a girl.

55
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No!

56
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That's all I'm sayin'.

57
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Sure, sure, okay, so...

58
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who is she?
What's her name?

59
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I've already said too much.

60
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No, you haven't.

61
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Did he ask her out?

62
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Not yet, now stop.

63
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- But you'll tell me when he does?
- Do I have a choice?

64
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Of course you do.

65
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- But not really.
- No, mm-mm.

66
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Huh, I wonder
why he went to you?

67
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I'm the one
with more dating experience.

68
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Well, obviously,

69
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I've got some moves
with the ladies.

70
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Yeah? Did you tell him to lie

71
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about his age and knock her up?

72
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Joke all you want.

73
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That worked.

74
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All right, how do you
want to play this?

75
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If I knew how to play it,
I would've played it.

76
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I'm not a player.

77
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Fair enough.

78
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Introduce me,
and I'll talk you up.

79
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What are you going
to say about me?

80
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I don't know.
You're a nice guy.

81
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I am nice.

82
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You're fun.

83
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I am fun.

84
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Great musician.

85
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I really am quite the catch,
aren't I?

86
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That's good.
Women like confidence.

87
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What about the part
that I'm unemployed

88
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and live
over my parents' garage?

89
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- Well, she's a musician, right?
- Yes.

90
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That is not gonna be news
to her.

91
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Georgie around?
I was gonna work on the Mustang.

92
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Oh, he's out with Connor.

93
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Oh, what are those two doing?

94
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Well, I'm actually
not supposed to tell you.

95
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What's that mean?

96
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It's private.

97
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Amanda.

98
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Okay, you didn't hear it from me,
but there's a girl that Connor likes.

99
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A girl girl?

100
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What's that mean?

101
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I don't know, uh...

102
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a human girl?

103
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Yeah, I would assume so.

104
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And he asked for Georgie's help.

105
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Now, hold on,
what do we know about her?

106
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Uh, she exists.

107
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Take the win.

108
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So you'd be happy with him
just going out with anybody?

109
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Literally anybody.

110
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Now, he is very fragile.

111
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What if she breaks his heart?

112
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Well, what if she marries him
and they move out?

113
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Hey, I got married and moved in.

114
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What do we know about this girl?

115
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- That her?
- Yes.

116
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- Pretty.
- Yes.

117
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Out of my league?

118
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Come on, introduce me.

119
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

120
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- Hello, Chloe.
- Hey...

121
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- Connor.
- Connor.

122
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This is Georgie.

123
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- Hey, Georgie.
- Hey.

124
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You a musician, too?

125
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No, I used to have
a guitar in my room,

126
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but that was just
to impress the girls.

127
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Did it work?

128
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Well, I married his sister.

129
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But not because of the guitar.

130
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'Cause I got her pregnant.

131
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Okay.

132
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Here, I wrote
a song for you.

133
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Uh, excuse us, please.

134
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What are you doing?
You didn't talk about giving her a song.

135
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Should I take it back?

136
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No, you can't take it back.

137
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Is that you on keys?

138
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- That's me on everything.
- It's nice.

139
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Are there lyrics?

140
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Do you have some?

141
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Give me a couple days.

142
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I'll try.

143
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Excellent.

144
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Are you gonna help?
I'm doing everything here.

145
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You don't need any help.

146
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Does it have a title?

147
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"Goddess of the Music Store."

148
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That seemed to go well.

149
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"Go well"?
It was amazing!

150
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She liked your song.

151
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You got her number.

152
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Yeah, I guess.

153
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What if I don't like her lyrics?

154
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You lie and say you do.

155
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Oh, you're good.

156
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I have one more favor to ask.

157
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Name it.

158
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Will you be the best man
in our wedding?

159
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Uh, please don't say
anything to my parents.

160
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I don't want them to make
a big deal out of this.

161
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Not a word.

162
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Hey, where you guys been?

163
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Music store.

164
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That's fun.

165
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- Did you talk to anyone there?
- Mom!

166
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That was a normal question.

167
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So everybody knows?

168
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I only told Mandy.

169
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Well, I only told
Mom and Dad.

170
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That's everybody.

171
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We're just excited for you.

172
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Well, stop.

173
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Sweetie, this is a big deal.

174
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No, it's not.
I've been out with girls before.

175
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I'm sorry.

176
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Girls...

177
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plural?

178
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He doesn't have
to tell us anything.

179
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But should you have
any questions or concerns,

180
00:07:04,078 --> 00:07:06,746
just know your mommy
is here for you.

181
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All I'll say is...

182
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it went well.

183
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I look forward to learning
more about her.

184
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Her name, her religion, her age.

185
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Oh, check her ID,
people lie about that.

186
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And now you love me.

187
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Let it go.

188
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So...

189
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anyone have any big plans
this weekend?

190
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Actually, they're having
a car show over at...

191
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Not you.

192
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I haven't spoken to her yet,
if that's what you're asking.

193
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Oh, well,
what are you waiting for?

194
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Maybe it's all moving
just a little too fast for him.

195
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Georgie said to give it
a couple days.

196
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Why would you tell him that?

197
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He don't want to
come off too eager.

198
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Too eager?
He already wrote her a song.

199
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Which I would love to hear,
by the way.

200
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Leave him alone,
he knows what he's doing.

201
00:08:01,309 --> 00:08:03,727
It's okay to take things slow.

202
00:08:03,747 --> 00:08:05,250
When your father
was courting me...

203
00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:06,643
"Courting"?

204
00:08:06,663 --> 00:08:08,383
It's like dating, but back

205
00:08:08,403 --> 00:08:10,810
when people
talked like this. See?

206
00:08:11,929 --> 00:08:13,911
Well, he still don't need
to rush calling her.

207
00:08:13,931 --> 00:08:16,609
When we met, you asked me out
in the first five minutes.

208
00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:17,958
Yeah, but Connor ain't me.

209
00:08:17,978 --> 00:08:18,959
Do I have a say in this?

210
00:08:18,979 --> 00:08:20,526
Hold on.

211
00:08:20,546 --> 00:08:21,745
She gave him her number.

212
00:08:21,765 --> 00:08:23,660
- She wants him to call.
- And he will.

213
00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,487
Or he'll wait too long
and he'll blow it.

214
00:08:25,507 --> 00:08:28,316
He should wait until he's ready,
which might be never.

215
00:08:28,336 --> 00:08:30,144
Come on, Audrey, lighten up.

216
00:08:30,164 --> 00:08:32,107
Oh, don't act like
you're not invested in this.

217
00:08:32,127 --> 00:08:33,365
Of course I'm invested.

218
00:08:33,385 --> 00:08:34,714
Stop making this about you.

219
00:08:34,734 --> 00:08:36,629
It's about my baby
and this floozy

220
00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,360
who's trying
to take advantage of him.

221
00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:41,808
Where'd he go?

222
00:08:41,828 --> 00:08:43,399
"Floozy"?

223
00:08:43,419 --> 00:08:45,236
It means a slut, see?

224
00:08:53,884 --> 00:08:55,430
All right, try it again.

225
00:08:59,454 --> 00:09:00,566
What do you think's wrong?

226
00:09:00,586 --> 00:09:01,785
I don't know.

227
00:09:01,805 --> 00:09:04,048
Probably the fuel pump
or the alternator.

228
00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:05,865
Does it have gas?

229
00:09:06,374 --> 00:09:07,867
That's a very good question.

230
00:09:08,725 --> 00:09:10,663
Easy enough to check.

231
00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:14,014
I should've gotten rid of this
thing when I had the chance.

232
00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:16,495
No, no. No, this is
all gonna be worth it

233
00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,410
when we're out there
with the top down

234
00:09:18,430 --> 00:09:19,922
and the wind blowin' through...

235
00:09:20,288 --> 00:09:21,763
somebody's hair.

236
00:09:26,438 --> 00:09:28,463
Oh, hello.

237
00:09:28,483 --> 00:09:30,552
- Hey.
- Uh, this is Chloe.

238
00:09:30,572 --> 00:09:31,815
Hi.

239
00:09:31,835 --> 00:09:33,033
Good to see you again.

240
00:09:33,053 --> 00:09:35,557
- You, too.
- I'm Connor's dad.

241
00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:37,690
Nice to meet you, Connor's dad.

242
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,742
We're going up to work on music.

243
00:09:39,843 --> 00:09:41,683
Nice to meet you, too.

244
00:09:49,113 --> 00:09:50,780
Oh, my God.

245
00:09:52,943 --> 00:09:54,345
I guess he called her.

246
00:09:54,365 --> 00:09:55,577
Damn straight he did.

247
00:09:55,597 --> 00:09:58,003
And she came a-runnin'.

248
00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,337
- I'm happy for him.
- Yeah.

249
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,693
Think they're really gonna
be working on music?

250
00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:04,881
Don't you?

251
00:10:05,912 --> 00:10:07,492
Yeah.

252
00:10:10,221 --> 00:10:12,802
Are there any instruments
you don't own?

253
00:10:13,703 --> 00:10:17,164
I don't own the Great Stalacpipe
Organ in Virginia.

254
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,079
I don't know what that is.

255
00:10:19,099 --> 00:10:20,646
Uh, there's only one

256
00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,735
and it's in
a three-and-a-half acre cavern.

257
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,912
It plays actual stalactites.

258
00:10:25,932 --> 00:10:27,697
I've never heard it, but

259
00:10:27,717 --> 00:10:29,916
I bet it sounds beautiful.

260
00:10:29,936 --> 00:10:33,137
You're a unique kind of guy.

261
00:10:33,157 --> 00:10:34,094
Aren't you?

262
00:10:34,114 --> 00:10:36,477
Very much, yes.

263
00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:38,795
Is that the Casio
I sold you?

264
00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:39,796
Yes.

265
00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:43,582
I sampled
my niece burping.

266
00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:48,718
How old's your niece?

267
00:10:48,738 --> 00:10:50,720
It's not polite
to ask a woman's age,

268
00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:52,722
but 14 months.

269
00:10:52,742 --> 00:10:54,114
Cute.

270
00:10:54,134 --> 00:10:57,672
Not to brag, but I'm
316 months myself.

271
00:10:58,835 --> 00:11:00,632
Yep, unique.

272
00:11:05,885 --> 00:11:07,127
Hey, how's the car coming?

273
00:11:07,147 --> 00:11:08,389
Good, good.

274
00:11:08,409 --> 00:11:09,913
Did you get it running?

275
00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:11,686
Nope, nope.

276
00:11:12,718 --> 00:11:15,821
Will someone please go up and
tell Connor that dinner's ready?

277
00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:18,269
Actually...

278
00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:19,661
Connor's a little...

279
00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:21,392
busy right now.

280
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:23,873
Busy with what?

281
00:11:24,991 --> 00:11:27,017
Working on music with that girl.

282
00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:28,878
She's here?

283
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:32,457
Yep, and she's cute.

284
00:11:32,477 --> 00:11:34,938
Oh, so you got to meet her
and I didn't?

285
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,581
That is what happened.

286
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:40,421
Well... I should just go up
and invite her to dinner.

287
00:11:40,441 --> 00:11:44,121
- Mom, no.
- Why, what's wrong with us?

288
00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:47,341
Uh, well,
nothing's wrong with us.

289
00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:49,169
Oh, so I'm the problem?

290
00:11:49,189 --> 00:11:52,249
What?
I'm gonna embarrass him?

291
00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:54,512
Good, you get it.

292
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:05,142
So did you write any lyrics
for my song?

293
00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:06,410
Some.

294
00:12:06,511 --> 00:12:07,960
Really? Can I hear?

295
00:12:09,035 --> 00:12:11,485
- Sure, I guess.
- Excellent.

296
00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:18,666
Let me know when you're ready.

297
00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:22,855
Actually, can you not look at me
while I'm singing?

298
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,585
Of course. Sorry.

299
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,602
Okay, go ahead.

300
00:13:03,089 --> 00:13:05,376
- Can I look at you, please?
- Sure.

301
00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:07,498
That's so good.

302
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,445
Thanks.

303
00:13:10,967 --> 00:13:11,948
There's more.

304
00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:13,460
Right.

305
00:13:17,495 --> 00:13:19,145
And with one minute left

306
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,870
to go in the game,
the score remains exactly...

307
00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:22,426
They've been up there a while.

308
00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:25,222
What do you think they're doing?

309
00:13:25,242 --> 00:13:27,692
Well, he could be
hiding the body.

310
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:29,966
Amanda.

311
00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:31,522
They're probably
just hanging out.

312
00:13:32,423 --> 00:13:35,972
I never would've gone
to a boy's room on a first date.

313
00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:37,615
He's 26.

314
00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:40,498
Did you ever have
"the talk" with him?

315
00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:41,586
Why would I?

316
00:13:41,606 --> 00:13:43,240
Because you're his father.

317
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:45,449
And you're his mother.
There ain't no rules.

318
00:13:47,568 --> 00:13:49,986
- Did she ever have
the talk with you? - No.

319
00:13:50,006 --> 00:13:51,596
I most certainly did.

320
00:13:51,616 --> 00:13:55,111
Oh, like, when you said keep
your knees together till the honeymoon?

321
00:13:56,012 --> 00:13:58,070
It's not my fault you didn't listen.

322
00:13:59,145 --> 00:14:01,421
She didn't listen, either.

323
00:14:02,279 --> 00:14:03,434
Jim!

324
00:14:03,454 --> 00:14:06,470
Mrs. McAllister!

325
00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:09,125
You little floozy.

326
00:14:18,295 --> 00:14:19,929
That had a little Steely Dan to it.

327
00:14:19,949 --> 00:14:22,051
- Thank you.
- Wasn't a compliment.

328
00:14:22,952 --> 00:14:25,064
You got a problem
with Steely Dan?

329
00:14:25,084 --> 00:14:28,154
They're fine,
to fall asleep to.

330
00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:30,156
Steely Dan is
the ultimate fusion

331
00:14:30,176 --> 00:14:32,985
of classic arrangement
and modern studio techniques.

332
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,422
I just like music
that's more raw.

333
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,120
Like what,
the Ramones?

334
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,252
That first Ramones album
is a work of art.

335
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:41,994
Sounds like it was recorded
in an hour.

336
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:44,127
Who cares?
They captured something.

337
00:14:44,147 --> 00:14:46,303
Steely Dan captured
sonic perfection.

338
00:14:46,323 --> 00:14:47,347
Perfection is boring.

339
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:49,861
No, it's not.
It's perfect.

340
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,483
Flaws are where the magic is.

341
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:54,050
- You actually like flaws?
- I do.

342
00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:55,660
Well, you're in luck,
I got plenty of them.

343
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,868
I'm aware.

344
00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:02,623
That was unexpected.

345
00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:04,005
Sorry.

346
00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:07,096
Okay, I'm good.

347
00:15:11,087 --> 00:15:13,591
Can't believe this girl
was in our house,

348
00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:15,071
and he didn't introduce me.

349
00:15:15,091 --> 00:15:17,029
Oh, just let it go.

350
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,075
Need I remind you
that we didn't meet Georgie

351
00:15:19,095 --> 00:15:20,815
until it was too late.

352
00:15:20,835 --> 00:15:23,731
Well, that's 'cause
you and Mandy don't have the...

353
00:15:23,751 --> 00:15:25,342
best relationship.

354
00:15:25,362 --> 00:15:27,387
But Connor and I
have a good one.

355
00:15:27,407 --> 00:15:29,422
Good, weird, whatever.

356
00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:33,164
Doesn't it bother you
that he went to Georgie first?

357
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,501
Nope.

358
00:15:35,111 --> 00:15:37,093
You're his father.

359
00:15:37,113 --> 00:15:39,269
I didn't talk to my dad
about this stuff.

360
00:15:39,289 --> 00:15:42,609
Come on, be upset with me.

361
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,406
Dang it, why doesn't my son

362
00:15:46,426 --> 00:15:49,192
want to talk
about girls and sex?

363
00:15:49,212 --> 00:15:51,140
So much I want to share.

364
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:54,066
Never mind.

365
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:57,069
You see, son, when I make
sweet love to your mother...

366
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,278
Oh. Enough.

367
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:10,420
- Sure you don't want some coffee?
- No, I'm good.

368
00:16:14,498 --> 00:16:16,774
I toast a mean Pop-Tart.

369
00:16:17,283 --> 00:16:18,308
Maybe next time.

370
00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:20,169
There's gonna be a next time?

371
00:16:20,678 --> 00:16:22,573
I hope so.

372
00:16:22,593 --> 00:16:24,129
Me, too.

373
00:16:27,156 --> 00:16:28,799
- Bye.
- Bye.

374
00:16:35,736 --> 00:16:37,882
I see you
through the stairs.

375
00:16:40,393 --> 00:16:42,191
Hi.

376
00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:58,207
Yes?

377
00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:00,741
- Can we talk?
- About what?

378
00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:03,135
About your friend
who spent the night.

379
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,267
What if I don't want to?

380
00:17:04,287 --> 00:17:06,388
Well, that's too bad.

381
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:09,446
Look, this is all just
happening kind of fast, and

382
00:17:09,466 --> 00:17:12,275
I-I don't want
you to get hurt.

383
00:17:12,295 --> 00:17:14,103
You realize I've slept
with a girl before.

384
00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:16,921
No! Why would
I know that?

385
00:17:17,822 --> 00:17:19,793
I'm a musician. We get chicks.

386
00:17:20,651 --> 00:17:23,460
Okay, well,
you're an adult,

387
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,408
so I don't need to tell you to be...

388
00:17:26,222 --> 00:17:27,768
safe, right?

389
00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:30,380
Are we seriously having
this conversation?

390
00:17:31,543 --> 00:17:33,513
I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling protective.

391
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,559
I appreciate that.

392
00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:37,256
Okay. Well, you're welcome.

393
00:17:37,276 --> 00:17:40,172
I've seen what happens
when people have babies and...

394
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:43,352
no offense...
I don't want to ruin my life.

395
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:47,212
Hey, CeeCee is a blessing.

396
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:50,040
But, yeah, don't do it.

